#daily pattons

[loganslowdown4]

Janus: I’m going on a date with Patton, bye.

Virgil: No

Janus: What?

Remus: Chores before whores.

Janus:

Virgil: Dishes before bitches.

Janus:

Remus: Cutting grass before getting ass.

Janus: I’m telling Patton what you said.

Virgil: NOOO

Remus: ITS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH

Janus: Goodbye *leaves*

Virgil: Degenerate!

Remus: Ingrate! Freeloader!

Virgil: Let’s go make all his gloves fingerless

Remus: Let’s.

#someone wanted dark sides being idiot roommates and this is exactly the kind of scenario I see them playing out daily lmao #thomas sanders #sanders sides #cw suggestive #cw swearing #incorrect sanders sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #Janus sanders #Remus sanders #moceit #ts moceit #ts dark sides

[its-ahissionado]

Getting ready for the solar eclipse soon!!

Thought the sides (or more accurately Patton, since I can't be bothered to figure out how I want to style the other sides' hair) would enjoy messing with the solar eclipse glasses I got

(More under cut to avoid tall posts)

#what's this? my first actual art post here?? Nahhhh. That's ludicrous #sanders sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #i could not stop laughing at that last drawing of remus #it remains my daily dose of serotonin

[wrishwrosh]

just finished coming out under fire by allan bérubé, a major entry in the field of monographs where each successive passage makes you go ‘fuck me that’s the saddest paragraph ive ever read in my life’ and then the next paragraph is somehow even sadder

#love a historical text that is also an emotional roller coaster #the resentful game of tag i am playing with nara is beginning to culminate….weirdly #one day i will pick something chic to fixate on historically like. the medieval church or marxism #but now regrettably: wwii #earlier in the month ​wrote 9000 words of completely audienceless nonfiction about the daily lives of the ordnance corps #pls watch this space for my upcoming wwii novel What If Eisenhower And Patton Made Out In The European Theater Of Operations

[exsqueezememacaroni]

business call, surely

photos by Dustin Rabin

#this is the guy i'd flirt with on the daily commute #mike patton

[turneverybodyintopuppets]

Patton @ Logan: “Babe, would you still love me if I were a worm 🥺”

Virgil @ Roman: “Babe, would you stop Abraham Van Helsing from stuffing my head with garlic if I succumbed to vampirism 🥺”

#dracula daily #just realized I put this on the wrong blog so I modified it to make it TS related 😌 #virgil sanders #patton sanders #prinxeity #logicality

[perfectisaskinnedknee]

Mr. Bungle with Mike Crain - Fox Theater - Oakland, CA 05/24/23

Video courtesy @michaeljasoncrain IG

This was a sweet post ❤️

#mike patton #mike crain #mr bungle #i’m going to miss mike crain’s daily posts and video clips with mike #geek show 2023 #❤️

[not-so-daily-sander-sides-art]

Day 399: a very rare Patton as a treat 😌 @the-office-cat @tacochippy @planetkookie @strawberry-otter @toiowov707 @ollyollyoxinfree @ambersky0319 @rose-coloured-prince @pleasedonthurtcjstar

#daily art #ts patton

[poz-patrol]

Bionic Commando 2009

#gif edit #capcom #dailygaming #gaming edit #dailyvideogames #daily gaming #gif game #gaming gifs #bionic commando 2009 #bionic commando #mike patton #super joe #general groeder #nathan spencer

[donein30minutes]

“Bug”ust Challenge Day 17 (Bug Wizard Wednesday): A Different Kind of Wizard 8.17.22

Done in 30 minutes

#original work #fan art #Bug Fables #Patton #Done in 30 minutes #Di30Mins #Daily Drawing Challenge #Bugust #digital art #digital drawing

[gentleoverdrive]

[15/300] "Eating a sleeve of saltines in my underwear watching Carlito's Way!"

Man, when it hits you that you really like drinking alcohol but the thing you like drinking is a relatively lightweight cocktail and you get called out for it, it's like "Yeah, I know it's a basic AF cocktail. But it's MY basic AF cocktail of choice, mmmkay?" --- It was kinda funny to gauge my wife's reaction to my friend stealth-calling me out for being a "lightweight", but probably the funniest thing was, like, how I got oddly defensive about the whole thing. --- But screw it, y'know? Just like the concept of comfort food, a comfort drink is also a matter of choice and, again, I just drink one per occasion, if we were talking about drinking on the clock or something, yeah, I could see that being a problem, but I only have one every third or fourth day once I clock out of work, y'know? --- And again, it's a whiskey ginger! It's basically like drinking soda, only slightly funkier, y'know? Let an old fart enjoy his poison of choice. Most local beer doesn't even do a thing for me, so please, let me enjoy my goofy drink. Kisses + hugs, and I'll read you later, alligator!

#diary #daily life of an old shithead #patton oswalt reference #patton oswalt #my favorite stand-up comedian bar none #'Finest Hour' is still a fantastic listen even after over a decade of it coming out. The sweatpants bit as an opener is legit incredible #patton oswalt is a goddamn comedic thespian #big recommend #drink order #whiskey ginger #whiskey #ginger ale #a twist of lemon #simple as that #boomerisms #in retrospect: I think my friend just might not be a whiskey person

[fakeloveaskblog]

This is technically a Patty in another au but like all my Patton designs look nearly the same and womdan premtty so im posting it anyway

#sanders sides #im here with the daily inbox update: no new asks #over to jim with the weather #dfkjhfd #patton sanders #thomas sanders

[cheryls-blossomed]

Iris West-Allen has, from the moment that she appeared on my screen for the first time in a floral jacket and with her gorgeous smile (indeed, to quote Barry Allen, “But then I see her smile... Man, that cannot be science...”), been my favorite character on television. Magnanimous, determined, brave, loyal, loving, and blatantly lacking in self-preservation, Iris’s journey from budding journalist to media empire Queen and Matriarch of the Flash family has been revelatory. 

Equally integral of course is Candice Patton, who portrayed Iris with such integrity and heart, and who stayed on this show for fans and for the Black women who were cast as leading ladies after her, despite the racism that she endured on a daily basis, because Candice knew how much this representation meant onscreen. Candice’s portrayal of Iris opened so many doors for Black women in this industry; she is a trail-blazer in every sense of the word. 

Iris West-Allen has faced immense trauma during the course of this show, overcoming Mirror-Verses, Crises, Time Sickness, the death of her first time-traveling child... she has endured and endured and endured, and she has always maintained her heart, lion-heartedness, her optimism, and her ability to see the good in people. She has been, time and again, the strength of this show, and she is, unequivocally, Barry’s heart. The evolution of Iris’s character is demonstrative of course of Candice’s dedication to this role, and how much love and courage and dignity that she brought to the role of Iris. 

Iris West-Allen is a superhero, and she always has been. And I am going to miss her so very much.

#the flash #iris west allen #iris west #westallen #candice patton

[pencilpat]

#1 sanders sides polycule to me

My favourite points I've seen mentioned about them are that 1) Patton takes care of everyone else & Janus and Logan will encourage self care instead, 2) Janus and Logan with their high wits and closed hearts get to be paired with the embodiment of emotions and heart that they can truly trust with anything, 3) mr embodiment of catholic guilt gets paired with the grounded and rational sides of Thomas that can deconstruct said guilt and help him with his emotional state, 4) Janus and Patton get to double team Logan with puns and bits daily, just imagine how hard he gets to groan and then kiss them about it

#lomoceit #logicaliceit #logicality #moceit #loceit #sanders sides #patton sanders #logan sanders #janus sanders #ts janus #ts logan #ts patton #thomas sanders #sanders sides fanart

[exsqueezememacaroni]

Mike Patton micro-movements that drive me batty: the eyebrow raise and smile and "ok?" (and the sweaty baby hairs on the back of his neck)

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#mike patton #faith no more #ok so it was 1 gig for two 2 second gifs #things i think about daily #also - mike did you even shave that day? #no no you keep that patchy stubble - you're 41 - you've earned it

[prodigal-explorer]

specific things i’ve seen tss fans do that make me hate this fandom:

(disclaimer: a lot of this fandom is great but oh my lord i just have to show some of y’all how your behavior affects others because it’s atrocious)

please read this guys because chances are you or someone you know has done at least one of these things because they’re so rampant in this fandom it’s crazy-

1. sending death threats and calling somebody a “boot licker” and a “d-rider” for defending thomas’ silence about the war. like he shouldn’t be saying anything about the war unless he knows enough to have authority on it??? he’s a privileged white man who lives in a place where the war is not taking place. what productive thing would he be able to say about the war?? leave the man alone, he’s not a politician or a military general. if he did say something, it would probably be misinformation. stop acting like you’re some saint because you’re using bullying tactics to make yourself feel more woke.

2. writing aggressive posts about stuff thomas does that is not an issue. what i mean is that he does deserve to be called out if he fucks up (like the whole thing with underpaying his employees), but i saw a post where someone was using super aggressive language because thomas said he was “being delusional” in a short and someone was on their high horse about how thomas was “being insensitive to people who have mental disorders that involve delusions.” like…please go outside. anyone can have a delusion. and if thomas does make a REAL mistake that actually matters, there are better ways to go about it than spewing hate and name calling. he tries very hard and actively patches up mistakes as well as he can, which is more than what can be said about most cis white male celebrities.

3. blatant racism. i’ve been told by white people that my views on poc headcanons are wrong. like i’m a poc??? i would know more than you??? and i try to be nice about it?? so don’t attack me for saying that there’s nothing wrong with race headcanons as long as they’re done in a respectful way? or that just because roman speaks spanish one time doesn’t automatically make him latino and that’s actually a pretty racist assumption? just trust poc fanders. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE WE EXPERIENCE RACISM ON A DAILY BASIS. white people will never know what it’s like. so stop acting like it. that’s a huge issue in this fandom.

4. a LOT of aphobia. there’s this concept going around that’s like “oh the sides could be ace because they’re not human so they don’t get romance!” like…babes let’s step back and look that over…cuz ace people aren’t ace because they don’t “understand” sex. that’s infantilizing and dehumanizing. it’s possible to be ace just because you don’t want sex in a conventional way. the sides are not a vessel for your aphobia.

5. SO MUCH RUDENESS WHEN IT COMES TO CHARACTER CRITICISM. the amount of death threats i’ve gotten just because i hate patton??? like PLEASE. i’m allowed to hate a character!! i have trauma and patton reminds me of horrible people in my life who did horrible things to me! he’s like a carbon copy of them in my mind! and even if i didn’t have trauma, it would still be valid because patton is a flawed character! there is nothing bad or wrong about dissecting a character’s unkind actions??? that’s just basic analysis. like i ADORE roman and you don’t see me wishing death upon people who don’t like him??? i just block and move on or i hear them out!! because discussion about the flaws of a character you like isn’t a personal attack!!! people NEED to get that in their heads cuz it’s so frustrating when people take it so personally and actively seek it out just to get mad at it.

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #tss #roman sanders #sanders sides fandom #virgil sanders #remus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #sanders sides critical #sanders sides criticism #tss crit #tss critical

[perfectisaskinnedknee]

Robitussin?? Oh no!! I hope this doesn’t mean Mike is getting sick?? 😢

#mike patton #mr bungle #mike crain #i will miss mike crain’s daily posts and videos #mr bungle at the fox theater oakland ca 05/24/23 #geek show 2023