#drink order

[esttillie]

Doorkeay/Gerrymichael coffee shop shenanigans + my silly brainrot with Gerry calling Michael "curls" like some cliche highschool badboy because I find it cute and no one can stop me RAAAAHHH—

Also, HUGE thanks to @distortionenby for helping me with suggestions for this piece AND for correcting my basic yet terrible english mistakes :') GO CHECK IT OUT

Zoomed in versions:

#michael is severely disappointed with the lack of options on the menu #artist doesn't drink coffee #sorry if it's a weird order idk I found it on google #the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #gerry keay #gerard keay #michael shelley #doorkeay #the magnus archive fanart #gerry tma #tma michael #gerrymichael #michaelgerry

[gentleoverdrive]

[15/300] "Eating a sleeve of saltines in my underwear watching Carlito's Way!"

Man, when it hits you that you really like drinking alcohol but the thing you like drinking is a relatively lightweight cocktail and you get called out for it, it's like "Yeah, I know it's a basic AF cocktail. But it's MY basic AF cocktail of choice, mmmkay?" --- It was kinda funny to gauge my wife's reaction to my friend stealth-calling me out for being a "lightweight", but probably the funniest thing was, like, how I got oddly defensive about the whole thing. --- But screw it, y'know? Just like the concept of comfort food, a comfort drink is also a matter of choice and, again, I just drink one per occasion, if we were talking about drinking on the clock or something, yeah, I could see that being a problem, but I only have one every third or fourth day once I clock out of work, y'know? --- And again, it's a whiskey ginger! It's basically like drinking soda, only slightly funkier, y'know? Let an old fart enjoy his poison of choice. Most local beer doesn't even do a thing for me, so please, let me enjoy my goofy drink. Kisses + hugs, and I'll read you later, alligator!

#diary #daily life of an old shithead #patton oswalt reference #patton oswalt #my favorite stand-up comedian bar none #'Finest Hour' is still a fantastic listen even after over a decade of it coming out. The sweatpants bit as an opener is legit incredible #patton oswalt is a goddamn comedic thespian #big recommend #drink order #whiskey ginger #whiskey #ginger ale #a twist of lemon #simple as that #boomerisms #in retrospect: I think my friend just might not be a whiskey person

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i think i need a lobotomy

#weee single hued barn because i Couldnt Be Fucked! #also i Do love single hue things. it always looks tasty <3 #and its a fun little exercise in values! or something! am i making excuses! maybe! #anyway im back on my Putting Guys In Outfits bullshit #theres not enough barnaby art.... #theres not enough Handsome barnaby art.... #scribble garnish #welcome home puppet show #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #hes my everythinggggggg #cant wait to see him get Fucked Up 🕺 Fucked Up 💃 Fucked Up 🍻 #every day i wake up and look at the teeny tiny barnaby in the teeny tiny heart shaped locket In My Mind #Also. an aside. a Thought i had while doodling. #a Genuine Curiosity musing. #i wonder what kinda drinks the neighbors would favor... #what would they order at a bar if they could go to one... #im soooo fucking curious guys im. I WANNA KNOW #what drink should i have put in barn's hand. hm. This Question Will Forever Haunt The Depths Of My Skull

[maplesleep]

Lego I'm begging you, I could make you millions ....

#lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk fanart #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk red son #lmk pigsy #lmk mei #lmk mk #my art #maplesleep art #artists of tumblr #art #digital art #there's a drink menu too btw but i'll post tomorrow maybe #pls let me know what you'd order :3c

[egophiliac]

OH YEAH HIS TAIL ALSO LIGHTS UP

here's a bunch of quick reactions to some of the smaller bits, while I work on bigger things for the bigger bits and obsess over Silver's breakdown some more. don't be fooled -- this is only the beginning of my descent into pure diasomnia hell.

(I also need to figure out how to draw OB Mal better)

#art #long post #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #ugggh sorry i really do need to figure out ob mal i have not managed a decent one yet #anyway saving my feelings for later #i have tried a couple of times to write something about how blatant lilia is #about being an ancient fae pretend to be a high schooler in order to keep an eye on his idiot dragon son #but every time i remember that this is a universe in which rook exists and is a real person that the characters know #and it's like. oh yeah. lilia isn't anywhere near the weirdest person they know. #they aren't exactly secretive about fae aging differently either #i assumed he told everyone he was literally 18 because he thought it would be funny #🤷 #drink your juice everyone

[elodieunderglass]

Friend and I were pondering the curious specificities of the Permitted Aristo

#lord peter wimsey #creeping yellowly into your nightclubs #where you sneakily drink skimmed milk #so lovable so weird #pondering upon the curious predictions of the 1930/ #the cheerful conviction of a socialist revolution and #the certainty that social order would reverse #it’s also interesting that Peter being born in the 1890s #is picturing himself in the 1980s or 1990s here #communist British scallywags and punks sneaking off to drink raw milk #go off girlies!!!

[westywallowing]

it's in my head that for school work experience or for an internship Adrien gets a job at a cute local family owned coffee shop and the owners try to adopt him like a son

#man would ask for your order and all the customers would stare jaws DROPPED #he'd get them 5 star reviews in a week #theyd beat out the corporate chain shops nearby #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #adrien agreste #cat noir #chat noir #ml fanart #mlb fanart #mlb chat noir #westy doodles #he would 100% ask marinette for help on the regular pasteries they make every morning #theyd make cute little weekly drinks and adrien would get so shocked that they name one after him and it sells so well :o

[tejennnn]

My first time drawing RoBul!! 🇷🇴🇧🇬 I've been wanting to draw them with those loooooong bottles 👀

I drew APH Romania with Țuică de Prune, a traditional spirit made of plum. While APH Bulgaria is with muscat grape Rakia or fruit brandy (based on Burgas 63 brand)🍇

((Reference under cut))

Image credit to FabricatinRO (Tuica) and nokovandson (Burgas 63)!

#my shiz #hetalia #aph romania #aph bulgaria #aph robul #p.s thank you for participating in my previous poll! I might upload the drawing not in order ahahah #and also I will draw the east asia gang the last because I want to have more research on their drinks

[thelaurenshippen]

#polls #yes these are all true #in order: #I hold my pen between my middle and ring finger #and yes it has caused both fingers to curve in weirdly #I had scarlet fever when I was 23 #benedict arnold's wife? peggy shippen #so yeah #(I'm descended directly from her sister sarah #hence related to benedict by marriage but his children by blood) #two cross country road trips #two coastal road trips #several 12-14 hour drives #I have a typewriter now! and send my friends letters! #when I was 16-20ish #I used my older sister's old learner's permit to get into 18+ or 21+ concert venues in the city #I only used it to drink at one of those shows ONCE #mostly I just wanted to see music #the last CD I burned for someone was in 2019 don't look at me #I ran into a family from my very small hometown several thousand miles away #small world and all that #lauren says things

[noecoded]

cowboy asmo but hes an infamous bandit coming to rob ur small towns bank and its the 1800s

#my silly saga is OVER #hehe hes like if you were a bartender and u watched him come intothe bar .. hes from out of town … hes so cute .. and he orders a drink #and hes taking down things from ur bulliten board kinda but its like 1800s western small town so u dont really think anything of it and hes #chatting you up and asking about news in town and who the sherriff is etc etc and hes flirting w u and hes soooo cute omg . he tips so well. #and there are ppl maybe who are looking to make some money spending the night w him but rlly he just wants to talk to u u dont even notice #that hes crumpling up ur wanted posters or asking too many questions abt local players and whos in charge and the bank in town because hes #just soo charming u dont even care rlly most strangers from out of town r so rude …….. #obey me shall we date #asmodeus obey me #mine #asmo

[bamsara]

my vibes cause catastrophic damage to the local infrastructure <<< walked into olive garden and their power went out as soon as i entered

#my friend didnt want to go in so i went in to pick up her to go order #and i had to order a new drink for her because she forgot to include it in the to go #they told me to just take the drink and not to pay instead of waiting for their system to come back #sara shush

[mrgaretcarter]

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso #rebecca welton #ted x rebecca #tedbecca #jason sudeikis #hannah waddingham #my stuff #i just wanted to gif the entire thing because it was mad #i knew immediately it wouldnt be real so i paused and went to drink a glass of water in order to live in delusion #for a few extra seconds #why did hannah have to act like that with the thumb and all that was too much

[mios-art]

can i beg from u a little cumplane art (platonic or romantic)

Venti Iced Lattes blended with strawberry puree, brown sugar syrup, classic syrup, topped off with vanilla sweet cream cold foam blended with strawberry puree and with add on strawberry inclusions and salted brown butter topping with less ice...

Yeah...

#cumplane #is it supposed to be a pun on complain or is it just two dick jokes combined into another terrible dick joke or both #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #svsss #svsss fanart #thats apparently a drink you can order at Starbucks IF YOU HATE BARISTAS I GUESS

[egophiliac]

Favorite Disney Princess?

this would be a much easier question if they let Meg into the lineup. dangit. >:(

in terms of, like, favorite movie/adaptation, I have a lot of appreciation for the OG three -- Snow, Cinderella, and Aurora (...okay, yes, I was basically predisposed to being obsessed with Diasomnia). overall it's a toss-up, but Snow has my favorite design! she's so classically '30s but in, like, a technicolor way. it's great! ❄️

in terms of who I spent my entire childhood low-key obsessed with (and isn't Meg)...that would be Jasmine. no question. especially in the purple dress. I love me a snarky princess covered in organza and it's all her fault (and Meg's).

#art #disney princesses #(and meg) #(she has a visitor's pass) #don't worry they're all drinking shirley temples #they just ordered them in fancy glasses with lime twists #as a kid i was also very into belle because i liked reading and i liked big poofy skirts #a full package! #but jasmine was the one who really held my little heart #man #between meg and jasmine there's some stuff i probably should have figured out earlier #we shan't bring up captain amelia

[thesherrinfordfacility]

want a crack theory? i'll give you a crack theory. right what if metatron knew about the body swap, and that's why he offered coffee to aziraphale, something we've never seen him drink. of course there's the implications of the 'give me coffee or give me death', but he was offering the coffee to weedle out whether or not aziraphale was in fact aziraphale, or if he was crowley

#aziraphale obviously responds with some... hesitancy around the coffee and metatron's like ahhh definitely him #alternatively... we're led to assume that the holiest water is in heaven. im not saying the bastard laced it but 👀 #anyway #good omens #still perplexed (beyond the possible omelas reference) how and why the metatron would order such a convoluted drink

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

1.01, "Pilot" | Stephen Adly Guirgis, "The Last Days Of Judas Iscariot" " | 5.22, "Swan Song"

#please consider!! dean as judas to sam's christ allegory #sam considers himself the judas between them!! but narratively speaking! it's dean!! i feel insane #yeah cain and abel were the first fratricide but have we acknowledged the first toxic yaoi. jesus and judas #yeah the narrative frames sam's blood drinking as the big Act of Betrayal but #if you consider...that it's sam sacrificing himself by bearing the weight of the actual devil. to save humanity #sam drinking demon blood in the first place in order to save possessed ppl without killing them...literally taking on the sins of men #dean is both judas delivering his kiss AND the authorities coming to arrest jesus in gethsemane when he locks sam up #dean doesn't believe in god but he needs to live in the light and grace and love of his little brother #his faith and love in sam. being his connection to his humanity. #j.edit #spn edit #sam winchester #dean winchester #comparatives #wincest #samdean