i hope your birthday this year is so good and that you don’t have to drive in circles around a parking garage for 20 minutes only to finally give up and park a mile away and accept that you have to hike to the all classroom buildings on campus <3 happy birthday birthday twin!!!! here’s to 22 and also however old you are today too <3
this wish feels oddly specific. also feels like i just woke up from a dream about being late to class despite having graduated so now i’m about to break into a cold sweat. hope you made it to class in one piece though! it’s leg day and you conquered it! also living for the “however old you are” too LMAO
thank you julie!! i hope you have a great birthday too! 🥳
that which you cannot bear by britishparty (@a-large-orange-cat)
A Duke fic! beautiful hurt/comfort with all the feelings. Duke is the most unreliable narrator of all time but we love him anyway.
Arachnophobia by damthosefandoms (@damthosefandoms)
Oh what fun this fic is. A short one-shot but those are sometimes the best kinds of fic and this definitely fits that bill. Who'd have thought a bunch of vigilantes in a car together could end stupidly? damthosefandoms, apparently.
the capillaries in my eyes are bursting by Scarlett_Ribbons (@silk-scarlet-ribbons)
Woah. Wow. I have no words other than this one is so compelling in a disturbing kind of way. I read this in one sitting (it is over 10k) and kinda just had to sit there for a bit afterwards. Tim's parents were dicks, Bruce and Jason are trying to solve their murder, it's all very creepy in places and heartfelt in others.
who tf is panicatthechemicalfallout by coffeewithvinegar
Another one of those marvellous one-shots that sticks with you forever, this time just because it's so. fucking. funny. I love fics about fic; I think they are the epitome of fic writing. On a similar vein, Stranger than Fiction by foxy_mulder
Stage Directions by confusedrambler
I could talk about this fic all day, but I won't because I need to finish this rec list sometime this century. But this truly is The Fic of All Time. I have never worked in a theatre but I can only assume confusedrambler has because there are too many details for it not to be true. Top tier Jason characterisation as well.
patch your broken wings by LovesFrogs
Steph my beloved! Steph and Tim are such little shits in this and I love them for it they are perfect. Talks in depth about Steph and her teen pregnancy stuff and is really gentle about it which is lovely.
IRIS Log #1548 by deadchannelradio (@deadchannelradio)
God I love behind the scenes paperwork stuff so much. I am awe of deadchannelradio's ability to format so many different kinds of record in a fic there's audio transcripts, paperwork, text messages, the works and it's fabulous.
Hi! Love your fic recs, do you have any good tim and dick or bruce early relationship ones? Thanks!
Yes!
by @sohotthateveryonedied my beloved <3
The heart monitor beats, steady and unchanging, keeping time with Dick’s pulse under Tim’s grip on his wrist. Tim hasn’t left yet—not since a few hours ago when Leslie finished operating and Dick was brought here to recover. Bruce went home to change into civvies, but Tim is persistent in his vigil at Dick’s bedside.
The damage was severe, the blade slicing straight through Dick’s abdomen. It’s only thanks to pure luck that it didn’t hit anything vital, but Dick nearly died from the blood loss. Tim’s fault. All of this is Tim’s fault.
GAHHHHH SELF WORTH ISSUESSSS AGHHHH also dick spends like half this fic unconscious lmfaooo
by @coffinbirds
Dick doesn't think he'll ever get used to his little brother's idiosyncrasies. It's like whenever he thinks the kid can't get any weirder, he decides to just blow Dick out of the water with some new abnormality.
It's endearing.
it IS endearing!!! lil druggie tim
by @damthosefandoms
Tim gets mugged but is more annoyed than anything else. Dick just wants lunch (and for his brothers to stop playing musical chairs with his motorcycle).
this is so incredibly sweet and the reveal is so well done :)
by @nolongersun
The stained glass of Gotham Cathedral casts a saturated glow down onto them, painting the two brothers and the body in a golden light. It makes the blood staining the carpet look like wine.
Tim moves closer to Dick. Places a cautious hand on his brother’s back. “Dick, listen to me.”
He makes a decision.
“We need to move the body.”
How many Gotham vigilantes does it take to cover up a crime from the Batman?
Dick kills the Joker fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also no technically just a dick and tim fic but I like it so its going on the list
by anthologia
The Redbird’s navigation will tell him where he is from pretty much anywhere in the country, but that doesn’t help him with the hopeless lost feeling in his chest that sank in with the realization that he’s not sure he still has a home to judge his position by.
“You’d tell me, right?” The wrong words fall out of his mouth, and Tim hates how tiny and vulnerable he sounds right now. “If there was something… wrong with me?”
dick grayson being jack drakes number one hater will never get old
by vellaphoria
After Cass and Tim return from Paris, something seems… wrong.
Dick tries to find out what it is.
GOD whenever i read this it's like a physical hand wraps around my heartttt ahhh also this one deals with SA so be careful!
by keeptogethernow
Tim's had a lot of birthdays (well, a lot for him) but he's never really GOT why people have parties for them. Dick plans on changing that.
this fic is simultaneously so sweet and soooo sad omg
by @renecdote
There’s medical jargon and statistics and sympathies but all Tim hears is Not going to wake up. Over and over. A sickening, morbid loop that cuts through every word, every thought, every memory his brain throws up at him.
Tim has to pull the plug on his fucking dad omg. props to bruce for being there tho good on him
by @violet-witch-6
So he’s the Wednesday of Robins. No big deal. He knows what he did for Bruce and his family. He knows the role he played in creating that family. Who cares if no one else does?
The truth is, Tim’s story has never been about the masks. It’s always been about the people beneath them.
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Or: Tim’s entire life so far told in one long depressing (occasionally funny) go. Strap in for some hard core character study style angst.
HOW does this not have more attention??? this one is very expansive past what you technically asked for, but I want to rec it. so.
by @lectorel
Tim knows his parents weren't the best. He just doesn't understand why it matters.
Bruce isn't necessarily the best parent in this one, but man is it sweet
#did i mention the girl her ex is with is 16? 🤢and not 17 till may? she called him the fuck out in front of everyone on campus. as deserved
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A reminder/warning to my non-European/Australian followers: Eurovision starts Tuesday.
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Noone was gonna gif it, and idk how to make gifs, but I can edit, so here's one of my favourite parts of Brooke's press conference
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Hal and Carol, based on this old swimwear ad
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I feel so strongly about Barry having undiagnosed ADHD for most of his life. Then Wally gets diagnosed in his tweens (thanks to Iris taking him for an assessment). Barry, trying to be a good dad figure to him, starts reading up on it. That's when it starts to click.
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I got gouache paints and I had to paint the space husbands
#the place i wish tl return to with one stoplight in the entire county but the small town thats the big city of the area is only 30mins away
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"the fans not only have taken to inventing their own romantic pairings, but also fantasizing about a theoretical reality where the characters are friends, and they like each other" okay which fandom is this about
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Better pics of each book from KS trailer
See the full post
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"Everyones like 'why do you have an extra stove' and 'that's weird that you have an extra stove' and not 'wow thank you mickey for that extra stove!'" - Mickey Mouse
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Brandon's "I've done something irresponsible": I wrote five secret novels :)
My "I've done something irresponsible": Joins the kickstarter
#tag: hal jordan is my emotional support green lantern - 801 posts
#tag: wally west is kid flash - 359 posts
#tag: bart allen is impulse - 328 posts
#untaggable - 288 posts
#tag: barry allen is the fastest man alive - 278 posts
#tag: bruce wayne is an eternal dad - 154 posts
#tag: about me - 137 posts
#tag: superboy is conner kent - 128 posts
#tag: the flying grayson - 125 posts
#tag: he was a skater boi is tim drakes theme song - 118 posts
Longest Tag: 135 characters
#thinking about that one animated show where hal literally had the magical girl transformation? i know y’all know what i’m talking about
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not really an artist by any means but uhhhh, happy birthday to my boy Hal Jordan!!
76 notes - Posted February 20, 2022
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PICK A HILL TO DIE ON
FUCK I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS YESTERDAY.
uhhhhh. mashed potatoes are gross. hal’s middle name is trauma. there are two versions of how to treat his character. 100% of DC Writers don’t understand how fucked you are if you get dishonorably discharged. there’s so much about being military/being raised military that no one talks about, and it’s because of how fucked up it can make you feel.
Hal and Barry’s relationship reads like a really early life attachment and i love that for them.
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it’s not star wars until someone loses a hand
142 notes - Posted May 28, 2022
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new theory that iris was so tired after giving birth to the tornado twins that she legit thought she was seeing double and the nurses/hospital people were part of an episode of Punk’d when they asked her for the baby’s name a second time. could this have been avoided if Barry hadn’t died? maybe, maybe not. Barry loves her too much to call her on her bullshit
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hey hey so i didn’t actually read DC vs Vampires, but i’ve seen the screenshots from #6 or whichever one came out today and i have a Thought:
this panel right here… the angst factor could be dialed up to like 15 if right before he died, Hal said thank you.
Because Ollie’s right, the real Hal wouldn’t be able to live with himself after killing Barry, and it would go well with the notion that the real Hal was trapped inside, to some extent—since i think my understanding is that the vampire king kind of had control of all the vampires? and it’s just…if that’s the only part you care about, that’s one HELL of a way to end that plot line.
#me: {walks into the stage with a clipboard in hand; the page on the clipboard facing the public reads: ‘y’all are wrong’} y’all are wrong
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It’s simping for Anthony Bridgerton hours
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A list of people who would 100% get stabbed 23 times by their friends on March 15th, 44 B.C. :
1. Julius Ceasar
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WHY DID NO ONE TOLD ME BRIDGERTON WAS SO GOOD!!! IVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME WHEN I COULD BE FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE DUKE OF HASTINGS ALONG WOTH DAPHNE AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME A THING!!!
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jokes on us bc apparently no one agreed in the time zone and i have it scheduled in 2 hours so theres just random crash posts that are going to show up all day from people posting it in their own time zones
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Okay bastards Percy has been cast for the Disney+ show and it’s a lil white boy so y’all better behave and be nice to this child!!!
I don’t wanna hear anything bad of this baby he’s a kiddo and it’s way better that what we have gotten on the past so we aren’t in a position to get picky okay?
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#they send each other random gifs/messages each day and are like today's gender is the recycling you need to bring down to the recyling bin
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broke: malleus is so attached to MC because he sees them as a love interest
woke: malleus is so attached to MC because he wants to follow in lilia's footsteps by raising his own human kid, which is also why he frequently calls MC "child of man"
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still losing my mind over isaac yeeting out of the movie night with the excuse that he was sick. he absolutely did it to give tao and elle a chance to hang out alone. he knew charlie wasn't going to be there, and as of episode 4, there was no mention of isaac being sick besides that dm.
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reasons why it's very frustrating to be someone who wants to work in a creative industry right now:
warner brothers/hbo/discovery decided to scrap the batgirl movie in post-production before anyone outside of its test audiences could actually see the film
the same company also decided to remove 36 titles from its streaming platform hbo max, several of which were hbo max originals and can no longer be viewed outside of pirating sites, which means the creators will no longer be able to get paid for their work
simon & schuster and penguin random house are in the process of merging. if the DOJ trial doesn't stop the merger, we're going down from having a big five to a big four in the publisher world, with the two of the biggest publishing houses merging.
Barnes & Noble recently decided to stop stocking new middle school books unless they know they're going to be major bestsellers, which multiple new authors didn't find out until weeks before their debuts. B&N accounts for a large chunk of publishing sales for said authors, and limiting what books are available there means debuting authors are mostly screwed unless they put together a massive marketing campaign on their own.
#the first anime we actually watched together was ouran high school host club and i still believe that it's one of the best animes i've seen
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My crash post has vanished!!!
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Uquizzes will be like "answer these silly goofy questions and I'll assign you something quirky and thematic!" and then the description will lay out your whole life on a cold, lifeless internet screen with a smile, and then you have to go lay down for a while
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GUYS
HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT SWEDEN'S CHRISTMAS GOAT (Gävle Bocken) IS BEING LIVESTREAMED THIS YEAR?!?!?!
youtube
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We can all agree that Allen's Innocence is probably the Heart, right? Like, not just that he's the main character, but specifically from the evidence we see when Tyki rips Allen's arm off. We know that Innocences have been destroyed before by doing exactly what Tyki does when he "kills" Allen, except Allen's Innocence just goes "RIP to you but I'm different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " and just becomes nice shiny dust for a bit until Allen does some soul-searching. It just makes sense that the Heart would have ways like that to protect itself
@swordsmans tagged me for 5 songs you’ve had on repeat lately! thanks gyro!! i had to dig through my spotify for a minute BUT
1. Magnetic Moves — Katie Toupin
2. GREAT NIGHT (feat. Shovels & Rope) — NEEDTOBREATHE
3. Fire — Barns Courtney
4. The Wolf — Fever Ray
5. Worms — Ashnikko
and i’m tagging ahhhh @lookforanewangle, @portgas-d-aroace, @loopeyfluff, @damthosefandoms & @robotoad if you want to do it!
if it makes you feel better bart is like, canonically probably somewhere around six right now. he said in the new yj comics he doesn’t even know how old he is!! but like when he first time travels back to the past in his origin story he’s like, three-ish? the timeline is a mess but it’s perfectly fine to assume Bart Allen was a whole-ass five year old in the 90s yj run. which puts it all in perspective really. but damian being a brat? leave him alone he’s technically a kindergartener!! I don’t even see this as a bad thing I think it’s hilarious
buddy. bestie. baby. i was not prepared for this information.