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cvntkisser · 29 days

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Bungo stray dogs fans will really watch a character get cut in half, drowned, shot in the head, blown up and have characters prepare for another character's funeral and be like i wonder how they survived because they couldn't have possibly died.

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mackerel22 · 6 months

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Dazai: Why do you seem to be so nervous around me lately?

Chuuya: I- it's just... I don't know. I guess I don't wanna say something wrong?

Dazai: Babe, I have a praise and a degradation kink. So whatever you say, it will somehow work for me.

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somerandompairofsocks · 19 days

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I love how Chuuya subtly tries to make Dazai not worry anymore. While also being a little worried that Dazai is still overthinking, cause he knows it is bad for him.

#soukoku #skk #bungou stray dogs #bsd theories #soukoku theories #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bungou stray dogs Dazai #dazai osamu #dazai being dazai #chuuya is so fucking gorgeous #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #chuuya x dazai #double black

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forthetaintedmemes · 1 month

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Dazai: Fukuzawa can we keep this orphan?

Fukuzawa: That's not a good idea.

Dazai: He turns into a big cat.

Fukuzawa: Lead with that next time. Obviously he needs us.

#dazai being dazai #dazai #atsushi #let fukuzawa pet a damn cat #fukuzawa yukichi #incorrect bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #armed detective agency

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charlsluvvr · 8 months

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Chuuya: In another live, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

Dazai: Chuuya thinks I do my taxes?

#I’m just trying to cope #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #dazaievadingtaxes #soukoku #is a happy ending too much to ask for #Dazai being Dazai #bsd manga #bsd #bungou stray dogs

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hello0person · 7 months

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Soukoku!

#Soukoku #Skk #bsd skk #chuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #chuuya bungou stray dogs #chuuya bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai being dazai #bungou gay dogs #lgbtq #gay #queer

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ticklersfics · 1 year

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Dazai headcanons!

Lee!dazai -Very big lee like if your tickling him have mercy 😭

-I feel like he has the reputation of a ler but secretly a huge lee

-Probably a unpopular decision but he’s very ticklish on his navel like he literally would scream if you tickle it -He HATES it when the Ler teases him because it makes him blush so much❤️✨

-He probably laughs so much when being tickled he gets hiccups 😭

-I would have to say the first person to find out he ticklish is probably odasaku -like dazai being dazai and annoying odasaku so he just tickles dazai unexpectedly like he does to the orphans when they misbehave😭❤️

-Dazai probably didn’t even know what tickling was back then since yk it’s the port mafia there’s no goofing around

Ler!dazai

-His favourite person to tickle is probably atsushi since it’s so easy to catch him off guard😭

-When he was in the port mafia he tickled chuuya and instantly got punched lmao but he still tickles him a punch won’t stop him

-He isn’t really a huge ler he just has a reputation of being one

-but ohh he definitely teases and usually he not that good at it but sometimes it will make the lee blush a lot!

-he once tried to tickle kunikida but kunikida caught him and I don’t think he would try again 😔

#lee!Dazai #Ler!dazai #ticklish!dazai #dazai #dazai being dazai #dazai headcanons #bsd tickle #dazai osamu #ticklersfic

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sorcerersandskillusers · 5 months

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Here's an extract of an old fic I wrote years ago, writing Dazai was and is one of the most fun/hard things to do ever

Context: Atsushi just found Dazai floating in the ocean with a crab in his mouth there are other people there, but they don't matter for this part “Damn it, he got away.” He muttered as he crawled around franticly searching for something, until he came face to face with Atsushi’s legs.

“Atsushi-kun, fancy seeing you here. This must be the third time we’ve met like this, remind me to have Kunikida get you an ice-cream as a prize” his tone was friendly and perfectly normal as if he hadn’t just nearly drowned but was instead meeting a friend in a café.

“Dazai-san… I thought you’d stopped doing suicide attempts by yourself?” Atsushi said with a mixture of disapproval and resigned sadness in his voice

“Ugh, Atsushi you think I would try to pass on from this world all alone? You doubt my honour as a suicidal maniac? It breaks my heart to hear my own college say something so cold.” Dazai replied in an overly dramatic tone, completely ignoring the sudden shift in atmosphere.

Looking unconvinced, Atsushi sighed and asked, “then what were you doing in the ocean? Were you just ‘having a relaxing float’ again?

His tone clearly indicated that this kind of thing was not new to him, and probably happened more often than any of the others could have imagined.

“Ah…” Dazai said, a smile slowly creeping its way onto his face, “so you want to hear about my grand hunting mission.”

“Grand hunting mission!?”

“I shall call it”

‘Dazai Osamu Adventures!: The Terror Beneath The Harbour’

He then posed dramatically, which might have looked impressive… if he wasn’t still soaking wet and covered in bits of seaweed.

It all started at the office, I was studiously working on some reports for the president after having wrapped up my 3rd case of the day-

Studiously working? I don’t think i've seen you actually finish a report since I joined the agency, you always just give them to me to do

Do you want to hear the story or not? As I was saying. I sat at my desk when I overheard Kenji say something very interesting.

“The best food is always the food you kill and cook yourself; I remember when I made my first beef bowl from the cow, we’d been rearing that year, it was like heaven in my mouth.”

I was inspired, I wanted to taste that heaven myself. So, I decided to hunt down my own meal and cook it for the agency. Of course, I chose to hunt the most delicious creature in the whole world the king crab, so long had I enjoyed the canned crab from the supermarket, now I would finally feel the thrill all great crab hunters must feel to give us such an amazing food.

I don’t think that’s a real job-

I immediately started researching and quickly found that there was a perfect crab hunting spot not too far from the city, and after collecting my supplies, I set out on my great hunt. I walked to this spot and dived straight into the ocean.

After searching the dark, cold waters for a while, I was beginning to give up hope, but then I spotted it. A horned shell as red as blood and two claws that could tear through a tank with ease, my quarry was here, and I was ready to fight. I pulled out my weapons, (a crab fork and a knife I stole from the kitchen). And dove towards the beast, we clashed in an epic battle, steel against shell, claws against bandages. But in the end, he managed to disarm me.

I knew I stood no chance against such a mighty foe without a weapon, it was hopeless, I would have to abandon my mission and run.

But then…

Dazai’s voice rose to be even more dramatic as he slowly raised his hand to his chest.

I remembered my colleagues, how much trust and faith they put in me as the most respected detective at the agency. How many trials they had overcome for my sake, and I knew that couldn’t fail here. I would have my home cooked crab even if it cost my life.

I grabbed the crab's claws with my own hands, there we wrestled back and forth, neither willing to give in, two warriors locked in mortal combat. then I thought of you, Atsushi-kun my loyal and faithful student and like you decided to solve my problems by biting them-

Hey that’s not-

-AND so with my prey defeated, I triumphantly celebrated, which was interrupted when I remembered I hadn't taken a breath for 15 minutes and promptly passed out.

"And that's when you found me," Dazai finished with a smile.

This was from a chapter draft for my very first fanfic, it's crazy how much has happened since then. Since ill probably never update that fic again, I figured I'd share this with you guys.

(side note; It's weird how much this feels like a bsd wan, considering I wrote this before I knew what bsd wan was)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #dazai being dazai #dazai being a dramatic bitch #atsushi needs a raise #nakajima atsushi #bsd fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfic #my writing #my fic #bsd funny

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giggly-squiggily · 1 year

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Hey! I have two requests for the hc to drabble event, but I'll split it up into two asks. Can I please request Lee! Dazai and Ler! Kunikida for the headcanon to drabble event?

I headcanon that Dazai is ticklish in one place only and that's along his spinal chord specifically to gentle tickles (don't ask me why😂, I headcanon all tall characters like that). The only way Kunikida knows how to shut Dazai up properly is to trace his index finger up and down Dazai's spine until Dazai promises to behave. It's become sort of a thing in their dynamic (I dare you to tell me that's not canon😂).

Headcanons To Dabbles: Officially CLOSED!

Oh anon, this is so freaking CANON. Dazai messing with Kunikida until our Doppo Poet's had enough- leading to tickly shenanigans? This is a regular office day- I should know, Fukuzawa told me. I've gotcha covered!

“Kuuuuni~ Pay attention to meeeeeee~” Dazai crooned from his desk, all but lying across it as he tried getting the blonde’s attention. “Kuuuuuuuuniiiiiii~”

“Do your work, Dazai.” Was the only response he got in the past hour; his tone originally civil growing increasingly more irritated every time he had to repeat himself. Perhaps that’s why Dazai was still so adamant on bothering him- he could tell his childish antics were getting under Kunikida's skin.

“Kuuuuuuuuuniiiiiii~ Give me a hug!” Dazai jumped up, running to the doppo poet's side with open arms. “Some say hugs are the best source of life energy! Hug someone you care about and your day’s all the more better!”

“Too bad I don’t care about you.” Kunikida retorted, earning a dramatic “GAH!” as Dazai doubled over, holding his heart.

“How cruel! You broke my heart, Kuni!” He wailed, falling to his knees and clinging to his chair. “My heart! It’s brooooooken~”

Kunikida’s pen snapped. Screw it.

“FINE!” He snapped, twisting in his chair so harshly Dazai went tumbling. “I’ll hug you. Will THAT get you back to work?”

“Really?” Dazai bounced up unharmed, eyes big and puppylike. “You’ll really hug me-Whoa!” Dazai yelped as the blonde grabbed him, pulling him flush against his chest, arms around his waist. “Kunikida, you sly dog~ I had no idea you liked me like that!”

The other didn’t say anything, and for a brief moment, Dazai wondered if he stumbled onto something he shouldn’t have.

Then fingers raced up the column of his spine and he KNEW he stumbled on something he shouldn’t have.

“AH! Ahehahahahahha! K-Kuuhuuhuhnikihihihihiihida! Plehahhahahhahhase!” Dazai arched backwards with a cackle, struggling to wiggle out of the poet’s vice grip as Kunikida carried on tracing his spine up and down, up and down. “Dohoohoohoohohn’t!”

“What’s wrong? I thought you said hugs give you life energy?” Kunikida chided, unable to fight down the smirk as Dazai squealed. “You seem rather exhausted as of late- here, let me help you.”

#headcanons to dabbles #tickle #tickle dabble #fluff #Dazai being dazai #kunikida has had it to HERE-#dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #These two give me life akjerkjaerkjaejkr

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cvntkisser · 30 days

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Currently thinking about Atsushi on catnip.