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hannahhook7744 · 9 months

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Things I love about the sea three;

All info is from Uma's Wicked Book and the descendants movies.

The fact that they put up with one another.

How in sync the three of them are.

Uma's speech thing before 'What's my name' where she mentions Gil and Harry before herself specifically.

They share what is essentially a diary disguised as an 'How to Guide'.

They all are somewhat good at drawing (based on the doodles spread around the book).

The part where Harry says "Sorry, Gil, it's true" when he talks about the lesser crocodile wrestling matches he's seen before talking about Gaston losing to ten foot croc.

The fact that they've gotten into food fights together.

How comfortable they are with one another.

They tell each other a lot of sensitive info in Uma's wicked Book.

They run the crew together.

Gil is the one who found the ball gown that Uma used to make her skirt.

Harry gave Uma a cracked crystal ball for her birthday once that she still has.

Harry once accidentally stole Gil's boots once and was implied to have given them back.

They gossip together.

Gil and Uma both agree that the fact that Harry was comfortable with sleeping on the Jolly Roger when snakes were being used to deal with a rat infestation is weird. And they were both creeped out by the snakes.

They're all dramatic together and find the cauldron born in the cauldron repair shop annoying.

Uma lets Gil have a tab despite being annoyed by how high it has gotten.

Harry and Gil both dislike going to Trolltown but still do because the slopshop is there and Uma likes eating there.

They go to the slop shop often together (at least once a week).

Harry joking about being able to read the slop shop menu to tease Uma and Gil.

Them pranking dragon hall students together.

Uma and Harry both loving the same class—Accelerated Piracy.

The boys teasing Uma about the fact that a hairy troll named Moe (who works at the Slop Shop) has a crush on her and how he even slipped her a note once.

#disney descendants #descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants list #disney descendants lists #gil legume #gil son of gaston #gil descendats #descendants gil #harry hook #harry son of hook #uma descendants #descendants uma #the sea three

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fandomscraziness22 · 2 months

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humaforever · 25 days

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idk if he had the car long enough to do this, but it'd be cute if Harry took Uma on a joyride in Cruella's car after he stole it.

#“your date is here”#bro is trying to piss that woman off as much as he can #actually he's probably trying to piss off the whole de vil family #harry hook #uma descendants #huma #is this another fic idea to add to the list???#possibly

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ladystoneboobs · 7 months

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i present: small and non-verbal but very funny star wars moments:

ep. V: the empire strikes back--the millenium falcon achieves hyperspeed again, despite the imperials' best plans to the contrary. admiral piett and his men are terrified of vader's reaction, all trying to stay out of his path. but he's still too busy brooding on his loss of luke to even force-choke anyone. that's how thrown off he was by his newly-mutilated son running away from him!

the sole exception to this collective terror being this guy, so intent on his own important work, that he doesn't even notice his scary boss until darth vader has walked right past him.

ep. III: revenge of the sith--padme's droids somehow getting her unconscious body back on her ship.

in the novelisation, r2-d2 just drags her up the ramp with his gadgetry, but in the script it's c-3po who carried her up bridal style. which would be impossible to film when 3po could barely manage to move around under his own weight. what makes it really funny for me is that there was no need for any of this. why not just have obi-wan pick her up as he's hurrying outta there after failing to kill her husband? i mean, it's surely not good to be lying out in the open on a volcanic world with poisonous gases, but it wouldn't be good for obi-wan running around out there either, and this lady was about to have broken heart as her only known cause of death. when has science ever held back star wars? and i can't imagine that being dragged by wires from artoo or dropped every few steps by threepio could've been too good for her body either. just makes for an absurd little (offscreen) background detail amid the tragedy of the end of padme's life, imho.

ep. IV: a new hope--obi-wan vanishing into thin air when struck down and vader's (very understandable) bafflement afterward.

by this point in the second screencap, luke is shooting at him in retaliation and the stormtroopers are all shooting back at luke, but anakin is still dealing with this unprecendented vanishing and busy searching for any corporeal remains of obi-wan kenobi with his boot. "where did you go, my old master? how could this happen? i wasn't done fighting with you yet."

ep. V: the empire strikes back--vader inviting lando calrissian, chewbacca, han solo, and princess leia to share a meal with him and boba fett, before taking chewie, han, and leia prisoner and torturing han.

i think a lot of people must assume there was no actual meal, but it's not like vader had to go to all that trouble in the first place of setting out an entire banquet table with proper containers and utensils. just because that was lando's pretext to bring them to vader does not necessitate actually having a table set. darth vader could have had them led into any other room with boba fett and stormtroopers waiting to just arrest them right away. instead, as we can see in the second screencap, (over lando's shoulder and leia's bun), vader did sit down at the head of the table, waiting for his prey to join him. and i swear, in one of the earlier drafts of empire's screenplay there is actually a scene showing their awkward meal together. or rather, han and leia being served food and drinks while darth vader just sits there, watching evilly, explaining his great villainous plan to use them to trap luke. it's like dr. evil making austin and vanessa sit down at his table in the first austin powers movie. darth vader really did always live for drama

ep. VI: return of the jedi--leia telling han that she loves luke, but not that way. he's her brother, silly! as if this is something they all knew all along, with zero follow-up explanation. you can just see han wordlessly processing this bombshell of brand new information through his facial expressions alone. (this lasts so long that i wouldn't even count it were it not likely overshadowed by everything else in the ending of rotj.)

wh-what did you say? your brother? since when?

wait-wait-wait. i've seen you mouth kissing luke right in front of me before. i'm so confused now.

just what kind of weirdo family have i gotten myself mixed up with here?

oh, well, she's only kissing me now. that's good enough, i guess. maybe?

hey, as long as you do love me and luke in different ways ...

i don't know much about families, but i've heard they all have their weird traditions. so who am i to judge you, babe? as long as we're together now, that's all that matters.

#swedit #star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #padme amidala #lando calrissian #chewbacca #han solo #leia organa #yes i did use very specific adjectives to exclude most of the st #tho i do think there's some funny intentional and more overt humor in the jj saga #tlj was more marvel-like humor which was its real greatest sin #tumblr won't let you do a numbered list in descending order so just imagine it's a top 5 that way #(c)lsb

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grissomesque · 8 months

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Janeway + Paris + that look they give each other when one is about to endanger themselves for the other

STAR TREK: VOYAGER 2.17 'Dreadnought' | 2.26 'Basics Pt. 1'

#the way that i have an ever-growing list of TOS/SNW/TNG parallels i want to make #yet the first chance i get to gif in weeks i descend straight into jp brainrot #forgive me #janeway x paris #kathryn janeway #tom paris #star trek voyager #*#grissomesque edits

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anotherrosesthatfell · 4 months

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Don't you just love this two gods.

God of Sun crime list:

Made grim reapers battle to death

Curse the God of death descendants (basically he cursed Grim reapers)

Cheated on God of Moon

Went to get milk

Gave witches the power to curses other humans

Legit ignore his descendant sufferings

God of moon crime list:

None, this woman is chill 💀

#evil lux au #undertale au #destiny of sun descendant #God of Sun #God of Moon #crime list

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thebluestbluewords · 7 days

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Choose Your Own Adventure: An Ominous Beginning

just. bear with me on this one. I have a whole concept.

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Your name is Maleficent of the Isle. You are eighteen years old (or close enough, as far as anybody can tell. It’s not like you celebrated your birthday on the Isle of the Lost, and you haven’t had enough time in Auradon to know how if you’re supposed to celebrate it now). You aren’t scared, not anymore. You can’t be scared. You’re a princess. A lady of the court. A future queen, if all goes well, and you’ve made your choice already.

You chose good.

You aren’t supposed to show it, but you know in your wicked soul that you were never supposed to make it this far in the first place. Your mother wanted you dead when you were sixteen, and you wanted yourself dead the year after that. It’s a fucking miracle that you’ve survived this long, frankly. You never expected to make it off the Isle in the first place, but now that you’re here, you can’t turn around and pull the ladder up after yourself. You have to get the other kids off. You promised your crew that you’d go with them today to announce the first round of kids in your brand-sparkling-new VK program, so you have to swallow your nerves and push down the headache that’s building behind your eyes, and do this thing.

You take a deep breath that does nothing to bank the flames building in your belly, and you bare your teeth at your reflection. You’re Mal, and you’re not just of the Isle anymore. You’re not a helpless pawn in your mother’s game. You’re a princess and a dragon and a future badass warrior queen, and you’re not going to let anyone else dictate your life. Sure, some of your choices might suck harder than a monkey on a lollipop, but you’re the only one who can make them for yourself now. Your mother isn’t around to ruin your life anymore, so you’re going to take her mistakes and run with them. You’ve got to seize the day and ruin it yourself.

Pep talk: nailed it.

You’re going back to the Isle.

#my fic #descendants fic #this is technically listed as chapter one for numbering purposes but if I post this as I write I’m going to end up with a clusterfuck soooo #consider this a preview for now :)#mal bertha

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kero-verdade · 2 months

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This man is allergic to playing characters that have living mothers

#song joong ki #they're always either dead or dying bro cannot catch a break #my name is loh kiwan #mine #no let's list them all #reborn rich #descendants of the sun #vincenzo #a werewolf boy #space sweepers #bruh there's so many #I havent seen arthdal but he gives orphan vibes there too #hwaran maybe? where to watch that idk

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beautyofsorrow · 5 days

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favorite fic game!

tagged by @zannolin <3

no option for "other" you MUST pick one of these. for my health. but you can tell me your other favs in the tags/replies if u want

all are up on my ao3. i tried to narrow it down but damn if i do not love the SNW stuff i've done these past 6 months

tagging @ceruleanphoenix7 and @onmytallesttiptoesspinning if u would like to join!

#that fanfic lyfe #barbiefic is on here - spiritually #physically i cannot post it yet #but its direct descendants are on this list #i now must go choose between my beloveds (vote on zanna's poll)

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super-sidewalks · 1 year

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huh? middle aged sad man? dont mind if I do

#I'll add him to my list of men that i love #taika waititi #Honestly I'll name the others too #Hugh Jackman #...Rhys Darby...#Hades from descendants but him as the wolf from into woods when I saw it on bway #CASSIDY #COLE CASSIDY HOLY LORD #Buddha from Saint Oniisan #Also Jesus from saint Oniisan #jemaine clement #There's more I'll add later

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hannahhook7744 · 5 months

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Known Descendants Stuff (Part 2);

Known Auradon Tv Show(s):

Toddlers Without Tiaras.

Auradon’s Classiest Home Videos.

Big Bling Theory.

Auradon’s Ninja Warriors.

Palaces and Coronations.

Trading Carpets.

Stranger thingamabobs.

My Fair Lady.

Chipped.

The Prince Is Right.

Aurora The Explorer.

The Young And The Crownless.

Little Dwarves, Big Giants.

The Great Auradon Bake Off.

Get Down With The Ballgown.

Real Princesses Of Charmingsville.

How I Met Your Fairy Godmother.

Known Auradon Tv Channel(s):

AAC.

ABS.

NAC.

WDA.

Good Deeds.

Fairy Planet.

Courtesy Central.

Kindness.

Bipidity.

Magic Network.

National Enchantment.

Princess Broadcasting.

Known Isle Tv Channel(s):

Evil Isle.

Known Isle Tv Show(s):

Judge Frollo.

Wharf Watch.

Cruella de Vil’s Coat Club.

Skin Deep With Mother Gothel.

Known Businesses:

Knuckle Punch.

The Market Place.

Pedro’s Meals For Eels.

Hook's Clock and Curiousity shop?

Known Punishment(s):

The Stocks.

Known Thing(s):

Human-Animal Translator Earpiece.

Stocks.

Centipedes in a bag.

Worms for sail.

Known Food(s):

Snake Eggs.

Seaweed Smoothie.

Stale Muffins.

Moldy Jelly Donuts.

Crepes.

Canned Cream Spinach.

Tongue Tinglers.

Banana Cream Pie.

Eel Tails.

Curdled Cream.

Rotten Apples.

Crab Apples.

Gruel.

Crusty oatmeal.

Known Class(es):

Accelerated Piracy.

Understanding Goblin Speech.

Chartering And Navigation.

Coin And Jewel Calculus.

Advanced Wickedness.

Under The Sea: Science Below The Surface.

History Of The Isle.

Known Social Media:

Auratube (YouTube).

Part 1.

#descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #wicked world #descendants au #disney descendants au #book info #book stuff #word building #feel free to add #lists #list #part 2 #part of a series

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todaviia · 27 days

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#The funniest thing abt my job is that I am now an expert re the most obscure border and law changes in Europe 1918-1990 #Did you know that the Saarland had a quite liberal citizenship law in the years of its existence as an independent state 1948-1956 #which means formerly stateless Jewish Saarländer and their descendants are sometimes Germans without knowing it #did you know what a headache the whole Danziger Korridor thing Was?#Also Danzig had its own citizenship 1920-1939 BUT Poland hated this and since Danzig had no foreign consulates #these matters were handled by Poland for Danzigers abroad... except Polish consulates usually just handed them Polish passports #Also all of the formerly Russian empire Jews who lived abroad when that fell apart just... did whatever they wanted #I've seen one guy who was listed as simultaneously Polish and stateless who somehow talked a small Austrian village #into giving him a passport because his last residence within kuk borders was Vienna #I know ppl on here know but... national identity and citizenship and so on is so incredibly made up

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boohoolou · 1 year

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Lous' Lavish List: All The K-Dramas I have Watched In Order Of Sadness (Update #3)

Mr. Sunshine: Would Not Wish The Pain I Felt Watching This On Anyone But Would Absolutely Watch Again/10

Chicago Typewriter: Cry Myself To Sleep Thinking About It/10

Goblin: She's The Queen Of The K-Dramas (Traumas) For A Reason

Third Charm: Developed Trust Issues Because Of This/10

Uncontrollably Fond: Why Bother Loving, Living and Laughing If All I Feel Is Pain/10

Navillera: I Was Foolish To This It Would Be A Cute Ballet Drama/10

Hymn Of Death: Based On A True Story? More Like Rip My Heart Out And Stamp On It/10

Squid Game: The Unjustice Games Because They Deserved BETTER/10

D.P: Jung Hae-In Breaking Down Feels Like Rain Of Daggers/10

Snowdrop: Made Me Believe In Love Again And Then Killed My Heart/10

Twenty-Five, Twenty One: I Was There For The Vibes, Left With A Hollow Heart/10

It's Okay Not To Be Okay: Absolutely Extraordinary Characters/10

Tomorrow: Tasteful Heart Wrench/10

Extracurricular: Takes The Throne Of They Deserved Better Trope/10

The Sound Of Magic: Justice For My Babies/10

All Of Us Are Dead: I Want To Be Dead After Watching This/10

Sweet Home: I would Sacrifice Myself For Most Characters (Human Or Not)/10

Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha: Beautiful And Intense At Times/10

Crash Landing On You: Why Do Borders Exist/10

Hellbound: Confusion Overload But Heartbreaking Nonetheless/10

My Name: The Perfect Man, Indeed, Does Not Exist (Anymore)/10

Youth Of May: Kind Of Expected More Damage/10

Itaewon Class: Screaming My Lungs Out With Saeroyi/10

Are You Human?: Never Imagined Falling In Love With A Robot/10

Reply 1988: Nostalgia For A Place & A Time I Was Never Part Of/10

Descendants Of The Sun: Not As Sad As I Expected/10

Memories Of The Alhambra: Set In My Home Countries WooHoo/10

Hospital Playlist: Not Quite Grey's Anatomy, More Wholesome, But A Tearjerker Sometimes/10

Hwarang: The Poet Warrior Youth: Funny Until It's Not (Painful)/10

My First First Love: Second Lead Syndrome Going Strong/10

Hotel Del Luna: Expecting The Ending Doesn't Help With The Grief/10

Hello My Twenties/Age Of Youth: Wholesome Friendship=Drama Of A Lifetime/10

Nevertheless: More Frisky Than Sad/10

Love Alarm: We Don't Talk About Season/10

Abyss: Cute, Intense, Unsad/10

Cheese In The Trap: Funny, But Second Lead Syndrome Hits Hard/10

Strong Girl Bong Soon: The Perfect Drama/10

Bad And Crazy: Insane Hottness And The Perfect BRomance

Our Beloved Summer: The Ultimate Vibes/10

Suits: Unserious, Quite Boring, Ninette Is The Star/10

One Spring Night: There For The Single Dad/10

Chocolate: Only Watched For The Cooking/10

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humaforever · 1 month

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Is there like a holy grail of fanfic that you've read?

This is really hard to answer because I've read a lot of fics that I think are holy grails. I made a post similar to this question with some of my favorite writers and fics here:

But the list has definitely expanded.

Everything by @panthera-tigris-venenata. But some of my all time favorites, "A wedding on the Lost Revenge," "Your siblings are dead, CJ. I’m so sorry," "First Touch Lingers," "Paint my nails," and honestly all her chapter fics.

I LOVE "Guardian of my heart" by lollypop21

"For All the Places I Have Been (I’m No Place Without You)" by tabbycatssidy. It's fluffy Huma which I could read all day.

"Til the Storm Comes, and the World is Quiet" by elphaba_swan

"Ultimate Tragedy" by Eloras_Headcanons

Rosie2009 fics are like comfort fics to me. I re-read them a lot honestly. My favorite, maybe "A Pirate in Gentleman's Clothing" because it's huma

"Just an Ordinary Day in the Life of an Auradonian Pirate" by Arro_Sohng is cute

"Lost Girl" by dragons_SRSunn is really well done.

"Pirate Goddess" by NocturnaIV 😍

Ahhh I could actually go on forever. I love fanfic, it is my heart and soul, and I love all these wonderful writers. Most of them have a lot of other stories that are really good too, these are all on AO3 btw.

#thanks for the ask #this is a very short list #but i can't go on forever #huma #disneys descendants

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itsalwaysforyou · 1 year

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fic list!

jal (in timeline order - fics are all standalone however!)

what’s there to be faithful to? (i am faithful to you, darling): jay and mal give each other tattoos

you feel your heart taking root in your body (like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for): it’s a cold night on the isle, and jay doesn’t want to go home

a flash in the sky: jay and mal get caught in the rain

even when i look away i am still looking: jay is hurt and mal tends to his wounds

your body told me in a dream it's never been afraid of anything: mal has a nightmare, and jay is there to comfort her

the black sky and all those lights: jay and mal spar (valentine’s day fic)

eventually the birds must land: jay, mal, and vulnerability

the place where we weren't stitched up quite right: jay is ill, and mal gets him to eat

core four

take the light inside you like a blessing (like a knee in the chest): there is a storm on the isle

you were burned, about to burn, or still on fire: jay finds it hard to stop stealing in auradon

misc

you’d break your heart to make it bigger: uma cares too much

you find yourself down the hall again (the lights gone dim): coach invites jay round for dinner, and jay begins to learn what family is