#design shitting

[csmeanerr]

(chams, anon please) $500 for chicken nuggets is insane www(.)deviantart(.)com/chimereonmasterlist/art/Cham6841-1011446925

.https://www.deviantart.com/chimereonmasterlist/art/Cham6841-1011446925

they sure spent money on cooked and burnt colors too

#chimereons #design shitting #price shitting

[csmeaner]

Too much happening at once, among other things. lex-dex(/)art(/)Painted-Brute-428-932859898

.https://deviantart.com/lex-dex/art/Painted-Brute-428-932859898

the scene phase is back and not in a good way

#fumi lex #fumis #design shitting

[saltofcs]

(Dorkkitz) This is like a super new species hosted on Chicken Smoothie but #003 is so ugly... Forum/viewtopic.php?f=124&t=4891163

LMAOAOAOAO IT'S SO UGLY... -F

Image of design under cut tw for really badly clashing colors

Why does it look like that...

#cs #chicken smoothie #cs salt #dorkkitz #closed species #closed species salt #design shitting

[philzasjuicyass]

HOLY SHIT.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #my hazbin posts #THERES SEVEN IF U INCLUDE LUCIFER. WHO WAS AN ARCHANGEL. AND THERE ARE 7 ARCHANGELS. #AND THESE ARE FROM SEPARATE EPISODES AND THEY MATCH AND IN THE 2ND ONE THEY HAVE MORE DETAILS THAT SEPARATE THEM #WHICH. HOLY SHIT. THESE ARENT JUST RANDOMLY DESIGNED HALOS OR ANGELS THIS IS FUCKING DELIBERATE. HOLY SHIT #hazbin hotel theory #ig?? #hazbin hotel heaven

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[skulldog]

Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that's a 'Secret Government experiment' that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That's top tier character design, thank you.

#art thought #the best shit #character design

[bixels]

The Sullivan siblings, from youngest to eldest.

By surprisingly popular demand, Spike the (Baby) Dragon.

When Simon was a baby, he was found on the doorstep of the Sullivan's, who quickly adopted him as the family's little brother. The Sullivans live in Washington D.C. The mother is a writer and activist and the father is an educator. Captain Samuel (33) is a veteran of WWI, Thea (21) is a recent graduate of Howard University, and Simon (12) is still surviving junior high school.

Simon and Thea now live in Ponyville, Nebraska together, following Thea's employment as the small country town's resident librarian.

#mlp #twilight sparkle #shining armor #spike #my little pony #the grand galloping 20s #character design #fanart #my art #do not mention rarity and spike i'm not doing it wild horses couldn't drag me into that shit.

[i-eat-deodorant]

trying to make my case on why the "except for one" referred to in the AMA is actually leshy

#not because he's better or anything #just because he cannot play by the rules for the life of him #my shit #cult of the lamb #also these designs aren't final i just scribbled some down quickly for the post #uhhh how you tag the bishops #cotl shamura #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl narinder #shitpost #sorry for the sloppiness i cranked this out after work

[glassphinix]

dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

#loz #tloz #totk #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz link #totk link #totk light dragon #zelink #totk zelink #totk spoilers #idk how many other artists have decided link should have fucked up teeth due to eating rocks and other weird shit #however! i think he should have crooked teeth and he is my scrungly i can do what i want 2 his design #in one of these drawings i traced the light dragon from a screencap cause im not confident in my ability to draw anything tht isnt humanoid #youll never guess which drawing it was(hint its the one with visibly more effort put into it including any semblance of a background) #art #my art #internal monologue

[bigfatbreak]

I'm sitting very politely and asking if it would be possible to see Adrien akumatised by Viceroy. Even if you don't want to, letting you know I'm insane about all your AUs (and your art in general, alien behaviour Shadow was so cool), you do such amazing work and I am completely normal about it

(Caspases' concept art beloooow)

#dad villain au #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #Caspases #Viceroy #Emelie Agreste #long post #Caspases is the chemical released by a caterpillar in the chrysalis that changes them into a butterfly #and his design is based off of a monarch butterfly's caterpillar :D #son of monarch after all~ #anyway tom has been working on this akuma for a longass time #because he was anticipating some stupid ass shit happening to his kid #and its happening to marinette specifically on purpose btw. gabriel did something fucked up with his wish lol

[csmeanerr]

i think you are in the cham discord mod shit, correct me if im wrong

but the mod designs are in staff-customs-and-adopts, and oh my god the raffle one is just a fucking deer

post related

i'm not but my friends are

even if i squint as hard as i can that is just a deer it is unrecognizable as a chimereon and is ugly to boot

#chimereons #design shitting

[csmeaner]

ENTIRE TH WORLD FULL OF RIPOFF SPECIES

So i missed these too but this person has an entire species of species thats rip offs of others its so embarassing! https://toyhou.se/~world/152839.c0smics-open-species/page/96566.species-info

im gonna say it now but just because a thing looks a lot like another and may indeed look like a ripoff, closed species themselves are not original enough to be ‘ripped off’ of. they are often bipedal furry things with very common traits. just because something had horns and a curled tail does not make it a cham. just because something had a built-in fur hood does not make it an impim.

species are not original to be ripped off of and most look like another that comparing them does more harm than good i.e. insectoplants/terraliens/chimereons, gastrosnaps and leechmonsters, cccats and jellocats, etc. etc. etc.

#proof #design shitting #submission

[densitywell]

spent like an hour trying to find a post abt the disparity of origin companion's content in bg3 and couldn't so, hey, this fucking sucks

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the fact that the astarion favoritism is baked into the game itself is so darksided oh my god #bc what do you mean wyll has TWO THIRDS THE AMOUNT OF DIALOGUE??? #anyways this thread was also how i found out that astarion is the only one with durge specific scenes #and bc the writer was being forced into crunch and writing for both of them. lol #ETA I know abt Wyll being recast/rewritten and Karlach being added last. the post I linked goes into all of that in detail #as well as linking to another post that goes into even more detail and explains where these numbers came from. #you do not have to tell me. or accuse me of making shit up to make people mad. i know and i'm still mad lol #game design is very complicated yes but there's many ways they could've avoided giving the one black character the least amount of content

[scatterbrainedbot]

cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!

me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!

(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)

#my art #cass apocalyptic series #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #future leo #future donnie #this is super rough and sketchy cos dude i RAN after reading that update #spectacular donbot design of course #but also #bro this circular timetravel shit has got me Feeling Emotions #like #leo stood in that room and wept and BEGGED for some echo of his brother #some proof that even in death #he wouldnt leave them alone #that he was as unwilling to fade from them as they were to let him go #the man had failsafes for failsafes on top of failsafes #plans ontop of plans; surely hed planned something for this? #and heres the thing #donnie did #he built this machine #to house his spirit and allow him to be with his family #but when leo asked for it #the room was already empty #idk its really hard to articulate #you can fix the past but the past still happened #you relieved the grief but you still had to go through it #schrodiners cat but sadder #he is dead and alive all at once but always gone from you #donnie will never be there (with you then) because he has always been here (with you now) #IDK BRO TIME TRAVEL MAKES FOR FUN CIRCULAR LOOPS

[eedaeth]

✨💅🎭

She just popped in to show u her nails

[Tell her you like them very much or ill molotov your house.]

#I don't know shit about nail art so don't come for me #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #batman #dc villains #batman rogues #dc comics #eedaeths scribbles #dc rogues #dc spiral designs #harley quinn fanart

[time-woods]

someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,

so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))

im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #shoutout to the lotus design on scarabs armor/ bug wings #prismo is a wizard/ magic user who is apparently totally human yup #mostly uses a type of cloud magic to get away #its the dynamic where sidus joke flirts cause thats just how he interacts with people but later on hes just like 'oh shit am i fr rn' #prohibitedwish #medieval fantasy au #the carmine cavalier #Sīdus the Fallen star