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#devil may cry incorrect quotes
radeendaweed · a month ago
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Y/N: FIGHT ME YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Vergil: at least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Y/N: Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good BITCH?
Vergil: somehow that is worse.
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niuniente · 12 days ago
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Incorrect Quote Generator gave me a perfect idea for Dante and Lady drawing (which is like 100% in canon lol)
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gothic-data · 2 years ago
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(Y/N): What do you want from McDonald's?
V: I want to be whole again.
(Y/N): -counts-
(Y/N): I have twelve dollars.
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queen-of-hoshido · 2 years ago
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Dante : Hey guys let's see which one of us has the best pick up lines. I go first. Y/n I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Y/n : *reading her book* Overused.
Nero : Y/n I must being in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
Y/n : Cute but no.
Nico : Aside from being sexy, what you do for a living?
Y/n : Uh-uh
Nico : Oh come on, if none of these are good enough then why don't you tell one?
Y/n : *not moving her eyes from the book* Vergil are you a screen door because I'd bang you like a hurricane.
Vergil : *blushes*
Everyone : *stare mouth opened*
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niuniente · 10 days ago
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Incorrect Devil May Cry quotes which just make me want to see more Vergil, him becoming a part of the demon hunter gang.
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winterghosttsory · 2 years ago
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Vergil: shut up. 
Dante: but I didn’t say any-
Vergil: you were thinking. It’s annoying. 
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devilmaycry-headcanons · 2 years ago
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Dante: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One. Two. Three.
Dante and Vergil:
Dante: Now, see, I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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radeendaweed · 22 days ago
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Y/N: i can't get Vergil out of his room.
Dante: tell him I said something.
Y/N: like what?
Dante: anything factually incorrect.
[five seconds later]
Vergil: [bursting into the room, hysterical] You think the Earth is flat?!!
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queen-of-hoshido · 2 years ago
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Kyrie : I'm cold.
Nero : Here, have my jacket.
Y/n : I'm cold too.
Vergil : What? *take off coat* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on them* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking someone else's hat* how long have you been cold you should've said something sooner.
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anapproachingstorm · 6 months ago
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Dante, doing a Cosmo quiz: Question seven, are you a cuddler?
Vergil, scoffing: I have killed dozens of people, I am a machine of death, destruction and chaos.
Vergil:
Vergil, under his breath: Yes, please, God, will someone just fucking hold me..?
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winterghosttsory · 2 years ago
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Dante: when I was your age-
Nero: it was a long time ago...
Dante:
Dante: now listen here you little shit-
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radeendaweed · a month ago
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Y/N: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother.
Dante: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel.
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queen-of-hoshido · 2 years ago
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Y/n : I'm a piece of trash.
V : As someone who cares about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is 7 okay?
Y/n : You smooth motherfu- Yeah,7 is fine.
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a-silent-butterfly · 2 years ago
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Y/N: *Kisses Vergil*
Vergil: What is this?
Y/N: Affection.
Vergil: Disgusting.
Vergil:
Vergil: Do it again.
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