#devil may cry incorrect quotes

[icycoldninja]

Dmc incorrect quotes part 2

Vergil: No thanks. Vergil: I'm god.

V: What’s your favorite color? Vergil: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. V: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Vergil: My favorite color is pink.

Dante: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Dante: N… No! Vergil: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y… Yes???

Vergil: I lost my fish, can you help me find it? Dante, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

Nero: Do you think I'm plastic? Vergil: No. Nero: Phew. Oka- Vergil: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

Dante: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, V? V: No. Dante: I think I speak for V when I say it sounds really super.

V: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. V: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Dante: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? V: Ominous positivity.

Nero: You shouldn't be using a straw. Dante: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Nero: Yeah, but I mean… it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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[incorrectnerov-quotes]

Lady: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain? Trish:...Lord of rings Lady: Yeah

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[jangmo-othewarrior]

Patty: Hey, Mom.

Nina: Yeah, Honey?

Patty: Do demons give weapons to their... friends?

--- Earlier that Day ---

Dante: Hey Brat, gotcha a new toy.

Patty: ... Dante. Is this Abigail... as a devil arm?

Dante: Oh,*laughs* yeah. I've been saving it for ya. Happy 18th, Pattycake!

Patty: ???¿¿¿???

---

Nina: Not really. There are mating gifts, but weapons tend to be reserved for 'coming of age' ceremonies for their children.

Patty: oh.... OH!

#nina realized what dante did a few seconds later #our boi is in for quite the conversation with the lowells i tell u #let's be real tho dante signed the adoption papers as soon as he finished that first job with patty #and now she has to deal with his uncleanness and his horrible demonic parent instincts #demon instincts go brrrr #it's pretty much explained in post #dmc #dmc 5 #devil may cry incorrect quotes #incorrect devil may cry #devil may cry #dmc dante #dmc patty #dmc headcanons

[vngful]

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[nico-drives-badly]

V: What if I break your trust someday?

Nero: Trusting you is my decision. Proving me wrong is your choice.

V: [is visibly impressed] Wow, Nero. That was really insightful of you.

Nico: He got that from Spongebob.

V: Nevermind.

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[zzdinde]

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[liquidcatt]

When it's your first time

Him: Don't worry…I'll be gentle. You: DON'T BE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[indycaelumskywalker]

Y/n: Looks like we can't mansplain or manipulate ourselves out of this situation?

Dante: How about malewife'ing?

Vergil: Manslaughter it is.

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[helloimevgayniy]

Y/N: Dante, help me, I promised Vergil that i'll cook dinner, but I don't know how!

Dante,pouring milk into a bowl with cereal,while eating pizza : and you think i can help you with this?

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[hecate-valentine]

This is a chronic illness

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[icycoldninja]

Dmc incorrect quotes

Nero, tearing up the room: Where are they? Nero, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Nero: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Dante: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

V: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Nero: Because your toast would get soggy!

V: Let’s not Dante this into a worse situation than it already is. Dante: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Dante: Can you pass the salt? V: Can you pass away? Dante: Too much salt.

V: I drink to forget but I always remember. Nero: You're drinking orange juice.

Dante: I got an idea! V: Does it involve breaking the law? Dante: By now don’t you think that’s a given? V: I was just trying to be optimistic. Dante: Don’t bother.

Dante: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Nero: I see you're passing on your name.

Nero: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. V: Wasn’t Dante with you? Dante: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Nero, Vergil, and Dante are playing poker. Dante is winning by a long shot. Nero: Aw, come on. Vergil: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing! Dante: Go Fish?

Nero, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dante: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Dante: Dante: It's perfume.

Dante: What is wrong with you? Vergil: Many, many things… Vergil: And most of them are your fucking fault.

Dante: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Nero: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Dante: …Your point?

Nero: I can be your partner for the next race. Vergil: Sorry, Nero. It's a sibling race. Dante: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Vergil: It's only children, Dante. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

Dante: They called me the B-word. Vergil: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.

Nero: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Vergil: There is an alternative, then. Nero: Out with it. Vergil: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.

Vergil: If there’s one thing I learned from Dante, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Nero, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Vergil, standing in front of Nero: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen Nero, crying: Please…stop…

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[incorrectnerov-quotes]

V: I wasn’t “trauma dumping”, I was telling you my lore

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[jangmo-othewarrior]

Demonic Colds

--- DMC 3 ---

Lady: *sneezes*

Dante: You good?

Lady: Yeah, just as cold.

Dante: Oh, okay.

Also DT!Dante: Oh shit, she's going to spontaneously combust.

--- DMC 4 ---

Teen Credo: Sorry Nero, Kylie couldn't come play today. She's sick.

Tiny Nero: WHAT!!

Teen Credo: oh geez!..

Tiny Nero: SHE'S GOING TO DIIIIEEEE!!!

--- DMC 5 ---

Dante: ~Devil May Cry~

Kyrie: Mr. Dante! Thank goodness you picked up.

Dante: Kyrie? What's-

Kyrie's Phone Background: SCCRRRREEEECCHH

Dante: What in HELL was that?

Kyrie: Nero.

Dante: Nero?

Kyrie: Juilo just threw up and-

Dante: Oh shit, VERGE! GET THE YAMATO AND OPEN UP A PORTAL TO FORTUNA RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!-*phone drops*

#not pictured: #sdt dante and vergil cuddling lady once when she got hypothermia post dmc5 #vergil and lady have refused to talk about it ever again afterward #dante brings it up every once in a while to embarrass them #and nero refusing to let kyrie go every single time she recovers from being sick #demon instincts go brrrr #demonic illness are often deadly or physically eroding #so demons are naturally terrified of becoming sick #and the bois instinctually extend that fear to regular human illness as well #dmc #devil may cry #incorrect devil may cry #devil may cry incorrect quotes #dmc3 #dmc4 #dmc 5 #dmc lady #dmc dante #dmc nero #dmc credo #dmc kyrie #dmc headcanons

[micha-writes-things]

Chatting With Vergil pt 4

Vergil: Y/N where have you been? It's been weeks, months since we have seen you!

Y/N: *standing inside the DMC* *soaked in water, seaweed, has a pirate's hat* You have been missing from Nero's life for the last twenty years...how dare you question me?

Vergil: Touche.

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[vngful]

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[nico-drives-badly]

Nero: I need coffee.

V: I need a nap.

Dante: I need a vacation.

Vergil: I need duct tape, a rope, and a shovel.

#devil may cry #incorrect quotes #dmc nero #dmc v #dmc vergil #dmc dante #source: golden girls