#did i mention ew?

[millicent-bystandah]

Random thought at 3 am because I'm just not going to sleep...It's not that I can't, I just choose not to. What if, and this completely hypothetical, Junji Ito made a psychological/gore-fest horror manga for Red Hood? I've been on this psychological horror craze after rewatching Perfect Blue and watching videos/breakdowns about Tomie....I just want to see Red Hood in a completely twisted and deranged story...is that too much to ask for in life???...well...he'd actually need a good, stable run in the first place...lEt hiM kIlL aLreAdY, dC!!!

#bunch a cowards the lot of em!!! #eh whatever #that's what dreams are for #make a whole DC universe in ma head #one that actually works! #shucks... #this is an incredible idea stated by myself and any opinions that counteract it...are wrong....because I said so.... #yeah.. #jason todd #red hood #dc #junji ito #tomie #I want psychological horrors with gore! #and thats coming from an uneasy and queasy-because too much INTENSE gore messes with ma mind-person! #I saw a scene in We Were Soliders where napalm was released and it was accidentally friendly fire #...and then when they were gonna pick one of the guys up to get him on the helicopter...his flesh was just swiped off.... #...the bone of his legs... #ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew #did i mention ew? #ewwwwww #3am thoughts #random thoughts #satoshi kon #perfect blue #mima kirigoe

[faragonart]

"It sure is, isn't it..."

(A little continuation from this...)

Ridel had always wanted to see the Steppe... and Vatii always wanted to show him.

(ft. @pali-himbo 's Vatii)

#ffxiv #Ridel Moonshadow #Vatii Kiri #au ra #raen #xaela #ffxiv art #ffxivart #stb spoilers #ffxiv spoilers #wolship #vadel #haven't had a lot of time getting to draw the stb stuff that I wanted to... I may not be able to finish everything I wanted #I did want to hit most story beats that stood out for my boy but that's gonna take so long #and I wanna post all of my silly SHB and EW stuffs before DT comes out hhhhh #not enough time in the day to get things done I stg #not to mention struggling to get my drawings to a place where I like them... I need to stop caring and just post my garbo #Oh well... maybe one day... #for now here's my crap. Hope you enjoy... #Enjoy the himbo hopelessly pining for his best friend. heheh.

[dobythealpaca]

I heard those who vote larry are ALSO very sexy 👀👀👀

#eddsworld #eddsworld larry #ew larry #larry eddsworld #larry ew #isnt he so big and strong and beautiful and strong and beautiful and did i froegt to mention sexy #vote for larry!!!! #ew sexiest poll 2

[haemosexuality]

do we think that, like... baby marcy successfully escaped from the vampires until she was an adult and olnly after she was turned she joined their side, or was she captured in that scene when she was still a kid and raised by the vampire king, who waited until she was an adult to turn her? obviously she was bitten in this universe at the same age she was bitten in ours since she looked the same, but the way she refers to the VK as "dad" makes me think he raised her

#gonna be honest i do Not. like that implication #im probably looking to deeply into this theres no way this is what they were implying #but ''waiting until she was 18 to bite her''+the way the scene wheres shes bitten in our world is framed to resemble the vk sexually #assaulting her #urgh. uurgh. ew. i do not like that. ew #they do make a point to emphasize her calling him dad tho so maybe that was done to show that this isnt whats happening here? #that in This universe he wasnt creepy towards her just on the other one #i mean. he did groom her to be evil and then turn her so hes a shit person either way. just not like That #adventure time #fionna and cake #tw grooming #tw sa mention

[ask-edd]

GINGER TOM GINGER TOM GINGER TOM GINGER TOM

I'm afraid it's worse than that

#oh i forgot to mention instead of swapping deliberately I just did random swaps #i'm excited for yall to see Tord tho ngl his is my fav #ask #eddsworld #ew tom

[dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies]

im hungry but i don't want to eattttt

#may be due to THIS BITCH #WHO FUCKING SPAT SMTH HORRIBLE DISGUSTING LOOKING ONTO THE FLOOR OF OUR CLASSROOM #WHICH I WITNESSED #AND I HAVE A TERRIBLE AWFUL GAG REFLEX #WHICH DECIDED TO PLAY THE HELL UP #AND I WAS TEARING UP AND COULD NOT FUCKING STOP GAGGING #AND ITS NEVER BEEN THIS DRAMATIC #I LITERALLY WENT TO THE BATHRROM AND HALF VOMITED OMFG #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #also maybe bc i got no sleep last night which means i have no appetite #but idc it's the Bitch From My Class's fault #ew did i mention shes like transphobic and racist and homophobic and like elitist #anyways rant over sorry lmao #just dandy thoughts

[somepoetwannabe]

I love my friends and I'm sure they'd be super chill with meeting my headmates but they're never gonna because these guys are freaks and put me to shame

#-🕸️//Bill #did system #this excludes Jon #and Katie #and Wil (ew) #and Tim #they've met those guys but they don't know it #I DO MENTION JON THOUGH LMAO LIKE HE'S SOME OMINOUS GUY WHO POSSESSES ME #I JUST BE LIKE “I'll make Jon do it” #AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE “ok!”

[todayisafridaynight]

time a flat circle why the hell am i usin the same loafers i bought for one cosplay of my fave antagonist for another fave antagonist

#snap chats #can i even call it cosplay. why are police sirens going off in the bg oh my god shut UP #anyway yeah ill elaborate. Super Snap Stalkers will remember my p4 era and will remember the time i did in fact do an adachi cosplay #i deleted the og post like an hour later. plus that blog's gone. but im sure some freak can find it if they dig hard enough #ew i think i was 17/18 in that pic (not at all that long ago) ok anyway. #i use the same loafers for my aoki outfit. and yeah i do Regularly wear my rgg outfits i TOLD YOU its functional cosplay i QUIT #just funny that like.... damn everything always goes back to square one LOL #these busted ass old ass loafers still rockin with me years later #if im feeling cheeky i think i will post all my rgg outfits actually. for halloween #hang on gotta be depressed and cringe for a moment #cause ive always liked cosplay but whenever i did it it never felt. Good Looking #like i always just felt like my face never worked for the charas i wanted to portray and so thats why i say with a heavy heart #that aoki's round-ass square-ass head is perfect LOL it makes me wanna throw up looking in the mirror #i got the same weird lips. ok not that squished Similar but Its Awful that he makes me feel comfortable with my face now #at least my eyebags arent double deckered... i at least look like i get sleep.. some days. #breaking !!!! objectively one of the most vile bitches in this franchise makes you feel comfortable with your body and existence #NAW to continue from last post if i had a webcam i prob coulda done a cosplay y7 stream LOL thatd be funny #anyway since this tag ramble is just pure cringe let me round it off with a final bit of cringe #the Forbidden Mention of my trans masato hc cause one reason why i have a Teehee over the thought is how raspy his voice is #and i only really now realized how right i was tonight because my prof called on me to speak and when i tried speaking DAWG. #the forbidden acknowledgement of Myself GROSS #BUT DAWG MY THROAT WAS FUCKIN CRUSTY it felt like sandpaper EW?? WATER FOR YOU?? christ. i hope that was just a one-time thing #ok im leaving now BYE

[snaillock]

ok just realized bllk chapter 229 came out so i finally read it. here are my thoughts

spoiler warning

#★ snail.tv ★ #blue lock #MAJOR SPOILERS IN TAGS #when i read that convo between snuffy and mick #i was like wow imagine if this was their last convo #AND THEN BAM WHAT THE FUCK #man that shit did something to me my lord #EW WHY IS THIS SPORTS MANGA MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY #and then the way barou was the reason snuffy continued playing #oh my fucking god #i love barou so damn much #did i mention how much i love him #god i love that mf

[aparticularbandit]

me: haha, isn't it funny, kyoko carrying around constant memories of someone she lost who's probably going to die?

me, realizing the significance of her hair ribbon: ....

#musings #bandit writes fic #dr1 end rewrite fic #bandit liveblogs #bandit liveblogs danganronpa #you know what sometimes you guess things and they end up right #sometimes that happens #it's like when kat guessed hannibal's BED SHEET COLOR CORRECTLY #-sighs- #it's kind of like when i had regina rip her heart out in a fic i was writing and then it showed up in the show fairly soon after #...and also the cora/leopold thing #which i did not /call/ and did not think they would /do/ but was going to use for squick factor in a fic #and then they did it in the show #ew gross still like why gross no #ANYWAY #SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A DECISION AND FIND OUT LATER THAT CANON SUPPORTS IT #A N Y W A Y #me templing my fingers and staring blankly at the screen #and it's not even carrying the black ribbon and carrying around the monokuma plushie #i mentioned how her hair got cut #that's like how she got the burns on her hands #like look kyoko just #KEEPS TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLE SHE LOVES AND FAILING I GUESS #NO WONDER I BROKE HER

[nymfaia]

HAURCHEFANT ; ANCIENT VERSE.

Svalinn is most known for how keenly Azem speaks of them: a being with a gilded tongue and a golden heart that could rival the very sun. While decidedly not a member of the Convocation or their close inner circle, his name tends to be familiar to most of those in Amaurot, especially those closely tied to the creation of arts:

He is the author of many and more of the oldest pieces of poetry, the rhymes and rhythms that those across shards remember but cannot place the beginning of. While most of it has been recreated and credited to others across the history of the shards, many of them echo what was once common reading in the Ancients.

He and Azem had a bond like no other. While they traveled on occasion, Svalinn held little power - metaphorically or literally - to truly embark on his own. He wished to see the world, but feared weighing down the one truly meant to do so: and as a result, he wrote.

Most of his works are wholly inspired by the traveler themselves and the tales they shared with him, and are - to everyone but himself - blatantly things created from love, both of them and of the world itself.

While he has likely been invited to speak at conferences or contribute to the Bureau on an official manner, Svalinn has consistently refused to be recognized officially as anything but a man with too many words and not enough time. Words had little reason to be called his own when anyone else could have pulled them together just the same, he would say sheepishly, and that was that.

(If Azem asked nicely, he may, eyes closed and voice but a whisper, recite the ones he has memorized, the ones that remind him the most of the being that, to him, walked among the very stars and hung the sun in the sky. But only if they asked.)

#🛡️ fawn ; ( v: sun shield. ) #putting this under a readmore until im happier with what i made #i liked it. and then i didn't. and then i did again. and then hated it lol #ew spoilers #🛡️ fawn ; hcs. #anyway i absolutely blasted this out in two hours so. it's. mediocre #the creative person struggle to both want to point all the little references and nods you intend in ur craft. #and to not mention them to see if anyone else will pick up on them LOL #���🛡 ( a farewell that came all too soon ; alta/hau ) #i was trying to think of what kind of role he would play but frankly. like he is in his sundered state. i think it would be understated #like unironically h.aurchefant's letter to the wol still sits with me. obviously. it's my blog bio #the french version is super touching in its own right. they both just... hurt me #i just love the idea of - some time in e.lpis - someone reciting a line of his work - #and the w.ol absolutely being fucking FLABBERGASTED because it's something h.aurchefant has said word for word in a letter he's written - #and all of a sudden being struck with the realization that maybe he's here too. that the man they loved - romantically or with camaraderie #would OF COURSE be there somewhere. and being crushed knowing they had the world to save and couldn't simply indulge in seeking out who the #had loved. ahhHHHHHHH #anyway i did not cry doing this not once not twice not at all

[only-one-brain-cell]

Oh my god Ew Ew Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Kate and Rossi: ew

Spencer: holding the bug that was in A DEAD BODY OVERNIGHT by a pair of tweezers: we need to deliver the profile

#criminal minds #criminal minds 10x4 #spencer reid #did I mention ew #Spencer is like ah interesting ANYWAY #man is a germaphobe too

[autoneurotic]

called out at work as an astarion girlie

#how did he know. he just guessed. #i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess #it’s just like. he’s just like me for real #covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me #just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead ! #‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’ #AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU #the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane #like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off #like well it was over quick enough anyway ! #and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her #and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man #ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact #like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲 #OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ? #he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again. #and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?! #and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3 #MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh. #i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

returning to my latino roots for 2023′s first talkloid shitpost 😎😎

rough english transcript under the cut for my non-hispanohablantes (with some translation notes)

piko: you drugged me!

fukase: with love~

piko: with PILLS.

fukase: of love~ ₁

piko: DRUGS.

fukase: look, i know i haven’t been the best alpha male—

piko: honestly, there’s nothing “male”₂ about you.

fukase: —but you have to admit that we had something beautiful...

piko: YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!

fukase: piko, please don’t talk to me like that in front of your son!

piko: WHAT???

kazehiki: hi, daddy

piko: you’ve got to be fucking₃ with me.

fukase: of course, now you don’t recognize your own son—

piko: okay that’s enough i’m going to call the police

fukase: NO! okay, okay... it’s not necessary. i get it now, come on, little hiki, your dad’s being a bitch₄

kazehiki: goodbye, daddy

extra translation notes:

₁ - “de” usually means “of” but it can mean other things like “with”, “out of” or “for” in certain cases (such as the phrase “lo hice de amor” which can translate to “i did it out of/for/with love”, which is similar to the situation going on here). changed it so it hopefully makes more sense in english this way?

₂ - here, “macho” technically would more be “masculine” rather than literal male, and the whole phrase would more accurately be translated as “honestly, you have nothing masculine” but kept the use of the word male to align better with the previous statement so it makes more sense (in english??)

₃ - “no me chingues,” in its roughest form, can sorta be translated like this. basically it’s an expression of disbelief, like “no way” or “you’re kidding me, right?” but a bit more... vulgar lol since ‘chingues’ does sort of literally mean ‘fuck’

₄ - “anda de apretado/a,” when literally translated, essentially means “going around tightened” (or something like that) but it’s an idiom to refer to someone who’s acting very selfishly with no consideration for others. so essentially, acting like a bitch lmao. this is also just taken from the official translation of where the original audio is even from. also, while “ahora entiendo” can also be translated as “i understand now,” i felt like a more casual “i get it” fit this particular context a bit better.

#my video lol #vocaloid #talkloid #utatane piko #piko utatane #vocaloid piko #piko vocaloid #fukase vocaloid #vocaloid fukase #kazehiki #kazehiki utau #utauloid kazehiki #drug mention tw #UGH theres so many things wrong w/ the video's text but i always add text to my talkloids so. bleh no fixing it now #ITS MY LAST DAY OF FREEDOM I GET TO MAKE STUPID ASS SHITPOSTS #this was such a dumb idea but i thought it was hilarious. also fun in getting to test out spanish w/ jpn vbs #man i suck shit still at actual like pretty singing cover stuff i wanna make BUT i think im getting better at talkloids?? lmfao? #not by much but. its smthn. i only used vocalshifter on hiki's parts b/c when i did it to piko and fuka it got SO DISTORTED EW #bruh i need to quit with this late night/early morning shenanigans its going to destroy me someday... #ALSO NOT ME DOING SOME DETAILED TRANSLATION NOTES FOR A 38 SECOND SHITPOST??? sorry i just like. idk. #i promise i do know spanish i come from a peruvian family 😭😭 i have a love-hate relationship w/ translating sometimes #listen when you know more than one language sometimes your brain breaks a little. stuff just makes sense in a language but then you cant #exactly describe it in the other and its just ????????? #man i hope the tiny text and subscript numbers dont break

[idiaa-shroxd]

YOUR WRITING IS SO PRETTY I COULD EAT IT. YOU CHARACTERIZE THE CHARACTERS SO WELL TOO!!!

thank you so much!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ happy you think my writing is very pretty!! and also makes me happy you think my characterization was correct.

when writing for characters always take a bit of extra time to ensure they sound good? thinking about having an actual conversation with them for a minute and what they’d do! ♧ personally a big fan of viginettes since that reveals a lot of a character more than mainstory.

Σ('◉⌓◉’) mini (huge) rant within the tags of the way of my process to understand a character!!

#i’ve been trying to work on characterization with trey for example because in the main story he is relatively nice #but within his viginettes he’s a bit more than that like a slightly smug teaser than boy next door. #the characters tend to have complexity rather than one dimension traits people tend to stick by #which isn’t a bad thing but to start writing it could help kick you off but majority of the time your characters do have many emotions to #aspirations- such as vil being mean BUT that coming with subtle charm of care- he does not derive pleasure from purposefully degrading other #he firmly believes he can see the beauty in everyone if they try and he attempts to get others to apply themselves so they can be pretty #he does not go around like ew you’re ugly go away unless you have a negative attitude like leona who purposefully does not put any effort #but sometimes his pursuit for beauty can go out of hand like with epel or neige but his dorm ssr perfectly illustrates he knows what he does #he does not always explain himself with having epel do heavy lifting which only helps epel improve but he would not tell him this directly #there are other characters i can rant about the way i write. such as sebek being a malleus fanboy #but that was not a central part of his personality to warrant every fic just mentioning malleus each sentence #the best way to learn how to write for him would be looking at his viginette or his event story without tsunotarou!! he is quite a wonderful #-ly designed character but gets overlooked due to his ‘louder’ part of his personality. but he genuinely has captivated me as a character #the best examples for eng players would be during harveston- when he was extremely passionate about what he did with a soft side for his #plush!! he’s a big softie. he’s just very confused because his grandfather openly hates humans. he acknowledges marja and complimented her #he’s not hating humans for no reason but because it was taught to him. he’s trying his best to be what he is but you can tell he is not too #prideful that he would refuse to acknowledge marja just for being a human. in fact in his viginette he HELPS humans with their lumber #though that is technically due to him being confident he can do so compared to a human thanks to being a guard for Malleus but he is quite #happy to be complimented!!-. he is a character with more depth: ceremony viginette next #he tells yuu to just let him handle things since he’s stronger which shows he’s also blunt and says things without thinking about others at #times. but people are MISSING out on fics with sebek yuu and tea bonding over tsunotarou because he has no hostility to those who like #tsunotarou. he is happy to teach!! his other viginette think pe??: lilia tricks him into eating steak with yogurt iirc and he does honestly #it’s disgusting but he trusts lilia and 100% believe the old fae. THE POTENTIAL. authors need to use that?? just lilia messing with him or #how he can sometimes be so gullible you can get him to trust you mixed together with how attached he was to squirrel plush #he’s actually such a cute character. #there’s also Kalim who KNOWS there are bad people. he is not innocent as he knows there are bad people that want him gone #his least favorite food is curry because Jamil got sick for a week after taste testing his food. #Kalim just chooses. he wants to believe the kindness of the world not due to purity but due to the fact he does not want to live in constant #fear. which in itself already makes him more than one dimension. he may seem carefree but there’s room to play with when describing him??… #questions of styx.

[thebreakfastgenie]

Oh shit I forgot to send an ask for the wip game so if you're still doing it elaborate on "seeing ghosts" please?

Hell yes! Ironically, this one doesn't have any actual ghosts, or even any actual deaths... It's called seeing ghosts as a placeholder because in the opening, Trapper feels like he's seeing ghosts from his past. I'm usually not totally wild about the "Trapper thought Hawkeye was dead" trope, but this is my spin on it.

Trapper went home and started working as a general surgeon at Boston Mercy Hospital. Shortly after, he learns that Hawkeye is dead; this will most likely use the device of Trapper trying to write and having his letter sent back during The Late Captain Pierce, though that involves some creative liberties as mail would have been forwarded to the next of kin. If I can think of something succinct, I may use a different device; maybe Trapper had a chance encounter with someone who just got back from Korea who told him about the death certificate but didn't know it was false. Maybe he tried to use an official army channel for some reason and was informed Hawkeye was deceased. I don't know. Why he thought Hawkeye was dead isn't important, it just has to be believable.

Trapper is good enough to be chief of general surgery, but he doesn't have any interest in pursuing it. He's sort of keeping his head down, doing good work, and focusing on his girls. He's still married to Louise. He's a little depressed and because of the circumstances he hasn't really dealt with his grief over Hawkeye's supposed death. He's friendly with his coworkers and good friends with one of them. He very rarely talks about Korea, but mostly because none of them were there and they don't understand. Two years later, he's forced to attend a reception for the newly hired chief of thoracic surgery. He has no interest in the pomp and circumstance of it, and he's on edge because he's thinking about how it should be Hawkeye starting a job like this. And then his friend tells him the new chief of thoracic surgery served in Korea. This snippet is a rough draft, but it gives you the general idea: “He’s a Beacon Hill Winchester,” Pete replied, and this time there was no question that he intended it as an insult. “Blue blood. Sounds like a total drag to me. You might get along with him better,” he added thoughtfully.  Trapper frowned. Pete’s description didn’t sound like someone he would get along with. He sounded like someone whose shoes he would fill with paint while he was in the OR, if the thought of it didn’t make him miss Hawkeye terribly.  “Why?” “He served in Korea.” Pete said. He lowered his voice. “Actually, I heard he only got this job because one of his army buddies called in a favor with Bob Harwell.”  “Figures,” Trapper muttered. “Who’d you hear it from?” “Tony Maxwell. He said the board was all set to go in a different direction, then Bob gets a call from a Major Houlian.”  Trapper nearly spat out his drink.  “Hot Lips Houlihan?” he blurted out before he could stop himself.  “When I knew her, she went by the name Margaret,” said a new voice.  Trapper and Pete both turned, finding themselves face-to-face with the guest of honor. It was clear from his face that he’d heard everything, but he seemed unbothered. He extended a hand.  “Gentlemen. Charles Emerson Winchester III.”  Trapper couldn’t respond, still trying to process the shock of this man knowing Margaret Houlihan.  Pete shot him a lock.  “Indeed,” Charles said, smirking.  Pete shook the offered hand.  “Pete Dillinger. I’m the head of general surgery.”  He dropped Winchester’s hand, and shot Trapper another look. Trapper knew a warning when he saw one. He took the hand Pete had dropped.  “John McIntyre,” he tried to keep his voice even, but his eagerness betrayed him. “How do you know Major Houlihan?”  Trapper knew this didn’t have to mean anything—Margaret could have been transferred after he left—but that didn’t stop his heart from pounding in his chest.  “We served together in a putrid corner of hell,” Winchester said dryly.  “The 4077th!” Trapper exclaimed before he could stop himself.  “Yes,” Winchester said, surprised.  “I was there for a year!” Trapper explained excitedly. “Right at the beginning. I guess we missed each other.” 

Charles doesn't connect John McIntyre with Trapper until much later, because even though Hawkeye did talk about Trapper occasionally, Charles didn't really care. What follows is a series of misunderstandings and Trapper and Charles having two very different conversations. Trapper assumes since they had the same specialty, Charles replaced Hawkeye. Trapper says his closest friend at the 4077th died and Charles, having not been there for The Late Captain Pierce but knowing the previous CO was killed, assumes he's talking about Henry. Charles mentions his annoying bunk mates and Trapper assumes he means whoever replaced him (BJ) and Frank. This continues until Charles finally says the name Pierce:

"Benjamin Franklin Pierce?" "His friends called him Hawkeye. I did not."

At which point Trapper is like I have to go to Maine right now immediately. He gets reasoned down to going home, telling his wife what's going on, and packing a bag first. It probably ends with Hawkeye opening the door and seeing Trapper.

The main conversation is just really, really hard to write. All the dialogue has to have a passable double meaning.

#also trapper hates bj #he knows nothing about him but he THINKS he's best friends with frank #and that part of the misunderstanding doesn't get cleared up right away because he's distracted by HAWKEYE IS ALIVE #so later when they're swapping stories hawkeye mentions bj and trapper is like ew why did you hang out with him? #and hawkeye is like trap?? you don't even know him wtf?? #and trapper is like isn't he frank's bestie #and hawkeye calls charles like what the FUCK did you tell him #and charles is like i did not tell him anything #and then hawkeye finally clears everything up #but that probably all happens off page lol #also btw charles is such a fucking liar about not being friends with hawkeye and trapper figures that out