#do not stab yourself

[stemdapple]

(note: anything similar to stabbing oneself will in fact hurt)

#do not stab yourself #I made this meme myself #like cookie clicker golden cookie meme too

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #lan wangij #jin ling #LWJ shifting into fight mode was so damn cool. He is always ready to start throwing hands. #It's in a way that befits someone with a bit more bloodlust that his calm demeanor lets on - but nearly always in defense of someone. #What a great synergy with his personal philosophies! see that he is a Genuinely Noble Guy time and time again! #Is is also way more hilarious and unhinged than most people give him credit for? Also yes. #Nothing and no one ever said he did not or would not rip off JGY's hat mid-fight. I think LWJ needs to snatch more wigs LITERALLY. #Yes I'm delaying the part where I have to address the emotional turmoil of Jin Ling stabbing wwx. It gutted me terribly. #What is worse that realizing that someone you respected has done horrible things #than discovering someone who did horrible things being a kind and trustworthy person? #What is more horrifying that realizing other people are extremely complex and cannot be categorized into black and white? #When people hurt us or our loved ones we very much want to make them out to be irredeemable monsters. But they are not. #It is not actually such a terrible fate to just be a person. To be forgiven and forgive is possible. To change is possible. #This lesson is hard. It is something you have to actively challenge yourself to do. Black and white is the innate path to go down. #And its *why* I love Jin Ling so much. He is the character who fights the longest and hardest to challenge social and personal beliefs #He gets a pass for stabbing wwx for being so deliciously conflicted and tormented by it. #And with wrists THAT limp I can't imagine the wound was particularly deep

[watchingwisteria]

listen i want to hate aziraphale for that “i forgive you” shit but every ex-christian knows it’s a canon event to be conveniently offered a leadership position just as you’re on your way out the door

#good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #and you convince yourself to take it bc ‘you can do better work from within’ #he’ll get out eventually guys dont worry hahaha itll be fineee 😍😍😍😍😍 #the i forgive you WOUNDED ME. #STABBED ME IN MY CHEST #WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT. WHY. #WHAT WAS THERE TO FORGIVE. IM IN TEARS. BC I KNOW. BUT I DONT WANT TO BELIEVE HE WOULD SAY THAT? #AND HE DID?

[aromacaque]

it's so crazy to me how many people don't know ocd gives you intrusive thoughts. that's literally the entire disorder. it's The intrusive thoughts disorder that's kinda it's whole thing

#it really shows how stigmatized ocd is though #like no it's not always about making sure everything is clean #sometimes it's making yourself dinner and looking down at your dog who is begging for food and immediately being assaulted with the very #distressing thought of violently stabbing your dog with a knife #and then being scared you'll somehow do it on accident and that you're a horrible person but you have to force yourself to continue making #dinner anyway but now making dinner has an extra step of surviving personally inflicted psychological warfare so it's an awful experience #was that a hyperspecific example? why yes. yes it was

[call-of-the-ocean]

A Knight's Oath

#tma #my art #i've been very into fantasy aus for these two recently #daisy tonner #basira hussain #daisira #the red knight and her wolf #gravitating towards each other #never meant to end happily #a part of yourself dying when your lover dies #so if you're the one doing the killing.. #anyway i'm just rambling #i like the tragedy and the romance of stabbing yourself and your lover with the same sword #and tragedies suit them after all #the magnus archives #tma fanart #the magnus archives fanart #magpod

[mylittleredgirl]

so one of my skills in life is that i test very well, largely because of pattern recognition, and i realized today that it’s pretty detrimental to the medical evaluation process. i basically scored perfect on a hearing test today that ruled out some diagnoses, and i am only now going back over the process in my mind and realizing that i didn’t actually hear a bunch of stuff i said i did, i just knew the right answer because the pattern of words and beeps was a consistent speed and pattern and they told me in advance what words they were going to use so like? yeah?? of course i knew when to raise my hand and could figure out what word you were saying? anyway i got an A in hearing which is normal to want yet perhaps detrimental to achieve.

and i can’t really call them and go “sorry i think i outsmarted your test, like a dumbass” so if i notice my hearing getting worse i’ll call them back and get re-tested, and bring someone with me to be like “your goal is not to pass the test. repeat after me. your goal is not to pass the test.”

#i just like to ✨ impress people ✨ by getting all the answers right #and i can’t seem to turn that part of my personality off. fuck me. anyway #i havé à bunch of people in my life with hearing loss tho so i know that my hearing IS pretty good #and none of the stuff they discounted based on the test had cures anyway soooo no big loss #this poor woman like yeah tinnitus can be caused by literally anything and there’s nothing you can do about it #it might seem to go away but it’ll definitely come back and will continue to suck even though we don’t know what caused it. sorry #try not to stab yourself in the ear i guess #what a professional specialty to have man i feel for her #the symptoms

[graedari]

>Are you sure you want to delete sky_sim.exe? Once it has been deleted, it can never be recovered >yes >sky_sim.exe has been deleted

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#graedari doodles #tron #kevin flynn #jordan canas #digital art #ipad #apple pen #procreate #do you ever just stab yourself in the heart to feel something? #no? just me #anyways... i can be so emo about flynn and jordan #im so sorry this got so crunchy on tumblr #please for the love of god open it so that you can actually read it #i didnt make this comic with tumblrs format in mind if you couldnt tell... #also if you know code and realize i dont know how to write it? no you didn't <3 #graedari tron

[kayoi1234]

*Me staring at the Amane vote* What is it about 12 year olds that makes people so fuckin angry. Is it the cult, the murder, or the 12 year old.

#kayoi bullshits again #txt #milgram #amane momose #there's just something so funny about it #All of the other guilty ones got like pretty overwhelming innocents #but for some reason there is a subsect of people who just fucking hate that 12 year old #Is it because she threatened to shank the doctor? #if the doctor gets shanked by a 12 year old well that's on him to be honest #how do you let yourself get stabbed by a 12 year old

[storytellering]

Love your art and I'm generally curious as to what the appeal of Dante/Vergil is to you? Do you have any hc that you're drawing from or is it just personal preference? I struggle to imagine the right conditions for them to be involved in that way and would like to know what inspires you.

I will premise this by saying, that I’m actually not a MASSIVE fan of just DV for its own sake, if Nero isn’t also included (or like, with the assumption he will, 100%, be included once he’s in the picture). To me it’s kind of a baseline pairing?

As in, I don’t even have to think about it. Of course they’re in love, of course they’re together, of course they’re fucking. It’s almost an afterthought to me, the way the married parent couple of the protagonist in a story inherently are. It doesn’t necessarily interest me by itself, that fact, it’s just a certainty, it just is. I guess, for me, the interest in DV specifically comes more out of what other people make of it, because for me I’m almost always approaching first from the perspective of Nero being there also, haha.

There’s also the fact that I have a lot of hc about just like, the way demons function as a species, I guess. I took a lot of things dmc canon gave me and went like, “alright, time to project this into the most self indulgent, non-human society but humanoid looking species I can think up in my brainhead”. To me a lot of the appeal comes from it being not necessarily a predestined thing as much as like, a biological inevitability - (going to speak in definitives about my own hc from here on, so not making any statement about canon dmc lol) demons mate with their kin, and with whoever deems worthy - and twins from the same litter would inevitably end up being the other’s first partner, their first choice, their other half. In a sense, to me, they’re soulmates - though honestly I prefer to think of it more as two halves of the same soul, following the implications in 3 and the 3 manga that them being twins comes from the spawn of Sparda being too powerful to just be born in one body. That might sound like I’m just saying they’re soulmates in a different way, but not really - to me, if I had to go the soulmate route, Nero would be both of their soulmate - because the two of them make one single soul, and the match to that would be Nero’s.

I kind of just go off of the assumption that they are in love and have been since they were in the womb, you know?

That colors the way I see their every interaction. To me, in their fighting, their squabbles and their feuds, there’s always love at the source. Familial, yes, but romantic and sexual as well - and to me, when I think about them, it’s all one and the same. To love each other like family is to be intwined, is to be mated, is to be a pack and is to be one.

That’s the more deep thoughts I have about it, I have more shallow/surface thoughts (and specifically ship dynamic thoughts about like, what appeals to me about them sexually lol) but if I had to quickly sum it up that’s what I would say, I think. 

#Sorry if this is a bit jumbled/all over the place lol #I actually never really stopped to think about it besides just liking it i guess #Like to me things like dante’s lines to vergil read as flirting the fights read as full of tension #every time I see them fighting I could very easily picture them just stopping mid stab to make out yknow #I guess it also comes down to how much you personally like conflict in a ship #or how much rivalry/fighting reads as charged or tension to you #Plus again the whole demon thing #And in a way also ig I just really like thinking of demon twins as a mating pair #I like them hybrid the best but in that context I do like to hc vergil as super fertile and Dante as near infertile #and them navigating this nature in a sense of like. It’s not what they want out of life. #It’s not what they naturally gravitate towards nor what they would choose if it were up to them. #But its nature and its playing cruel tricks on them #and ig in a way to me that’s a feeling I like to project as a trans allegory #I don’t often veer to making characters trans in a realistic human way bc it hits a bit too close to home #And rather I prefer adding a lot of things that are exactly like being trans but not in a human way #And I think that’s that to me yknow? #Nature + instinct imposing something on you that you have to actively struggle against for the rest of your life #And compensating and making yourself be perceived as who you feel yourself to be despite of it #Yes this is still all about weird demon pseudo omegaverse bullshit no I cannot physically hold myself back from getting into it #asks #vague mpreg allegory/mention #thank you for the question! lots of food for thought lol #spardacest

[the-crow-binary]

I made another CoD summary

#trevor on his way to the castle: 'do not let yourself be seduce. do not let yourself be seduce. do not...' #hector after their fight: *falls on all four panting* #trevor now: 'fuck it i'm going to rail him.' #castlevania #curse of darkness #cod #trevor belmont #isaac laforeze #isaac castlevania #hector castlevania #vlad dracula tepes #trevor during the stabbing scene: 'oh fuck i want him to rail me'

[monty-glasses-roxy]

idea: Roxy goes into excited puppy mode when Cassie gets off the school bus and the other kids all yell "HI ROXY" and she is just THRIVING. the BEST part of her day

Yeeeeeesssss

Cassie's first day back at school has Roxy waiting for her to come back all day long and all that pent up energy from the day just explodes the second Cassie is back... Laying on the couch staring sadly at the door, waiting for the moment Eddie comes to get her so they can go pick her up from school or the bus stop or whatever. She hates school with a burning passion because Cassie should be able to do whatever she wants forever! This is such bullshit why can't Cassie stay and fuck around with her all day instead?! That's so unfair!!!

Honestly this is giving me the mental image of the bus passing the Plex and the second it does, Roxy leaps through the broken window and floors it down the street after it. Meteors Roxy (cause she's stuck in my brain) specifically just running full speed on her fours as fast as physically possible to reach the bus stop before Cassie's bus. First few times she does it, she howls a bit so Cassie definitely sees her running on the path beside the road, and now it's a daily thing lmao

Just a bus full of kids either cheering for the bus driver to go faster or cheering Roxy on as she races the bus everyday. Cassie is, of course, on Roxy's side every time, and it's actually remarkable how often she wins. The bus driver has taken to it and plays along sometimes, speeding up when the roads are quiet so the kids start cheering and slowing down to let Roxy catch up if something's caught her up like a group of slow walkers or something. They honk the horn as they go past the Plex and it's become the start sound of another race starting. They hear the beep beep of the bus and the kids swarm the windows to watch Roxy catapult herself out of the Plex window and rocket after them. The driver thought they'd had her one time, but she fucking barrelled around the corner and only just made it before the bus did lmao she got a congratulatory handshake for that one too she really did just rob them of the win dnjdnd

Cassie gets off the bus and is immediately flying tackled by a very out of breath Roxy. She's swept off her feet in a spinning hug, and if Roxy loses the race and is still running when Cassie steps off it? Well she meets her in the middle and they get to tackle eachother! It makes her feel so important and so loved it's unreal, especially because she knows one hundred percent that Roxy really does love her to bits and wouldn't go to this much effort for anyone else. The feeling is mutual, Cassie just can't fucking race a moving vehicle to show it lmao nsjdn. However, they've both been told they need to dial it down a bit because Roxy has bruised both of them a decent number of times with how hard she crashes into her... Cassie doesn't really care though, it just sort of stings after the fun wears off and later on when she pulls it too much. Totally worth it though!

And if there's a kid that doesn't believe that Roxy is Cassie's sister now? There's a whole bus load of kids that witness her racing the fucking bus everyday so she can see her again as soon as physically possible that can back them up lmao. She's a favourite among the kids on that bus, the door opens to kids cheering for her whenever she wins the race and for the bus driver whenever she loses. It's so fucking fun and the highlight of her and Cassie's day! It's something to look forward to for the kids at the end of the school day too, her antics are a little mood boost for some of them it's great! She sometimes wears a silly hat or costume for the added surprise of it lmao. That part was Sunny's idea of course, and Chica and Bonnie help her do it.

Ya know what too? If Bonnie or someone changes in Meteors and also starts doing it on occasion, the kids go wild cause now it's a THREE way race!! And holy shit Roxy is somehow faster than a giant rabbit how is that even possible?! She tells anyone that asks that it's pure skill, but Bonnie always says that she's so excited to Cassie every day that it lets her do the impossible with ease... Roxy doesn't really like that explanation cause it makes her sound soft as fuck but it also makes her sound pretty cool being able to do the impossible so... She's a bit torn lmao

And if Roxy isn't there for whatever reason? Everyone's asking Cassie what's wrong. Roxy got sick for a while and Cassie came back from school one day during that with a bunch of get well soon presents for her, Roxy feels so loved by this group of ten year olds she's never met lmao. Would be extra sweet if Roxy made a point to make something to give them all in return too as a thank you, like she and Cassie made cupcakes for everyone on the bus when she was feeling up to it or something. She's gotta make sure her adoring fans know she appreciates them, right? And Cassie doesn't mind being the middle man here. She finds it pretty satisfying to be able to have large groups of kids listen to her and be excited to see what she's brought them. It's pretty fun honestly! She enjoys it more than she expected to!

Cassie is just so important to Roxy that she'd race a bus to say hi... By sweeping her off her feet and swinging her around with joy because CASSIE'S BAAAACCCKKK!!!! WOOOO!!! BEST PART OF HER DAY, YOU RIGHT ANON!!! ESPECIALLY IF SHE BEAT THE BUS TOO!!! SHE'S WINNING AT EVERYTHING!!!

#fnaf security breach #roxanne wolf #meteors roxy #meteors au #because its most applicable to that au #but oh boy has this given me some cassie story arc ideas! #i just need to get a good solid grasp on Cassie's character i think #i mostly have one but i don't talk about her enough for it to be that solid #i love Cassie... and so does Roxy!! #and if you're wondering why roxy doesn't slow down to minimise damage to herself and cassie... #1. she forgets and 2. she doesn't actually realise she's doing it #she has to be told and shown the evidence for her to understand that shes the one doing it #and cassie isn't getting hurt at school or getting up to other stuff without her #eddie: roxy. you've bruised yourself from here to here. #roxy: psh its fine its worth it for cassie!! #eddie: you've bruised cassie too. #roxy: WHAT???? NO I HAVEN'T!!! #she's DEVASTATED nsjsndj #it's not that bad or anything but she's acting like she's fucking stabbed her djjdnd #stops tackling her but she's so focused on not doing that she ends up just vibrating in place dnjdn #Cassie just... tackles her with every ounce of strength in her body #which also bruises cause shes stronk #so now it's a lost cause and they go back to flying tackling eachother instead but with a little pillow to soften the blow lmao #snjdndj oh yeah and roxy could also like #make gifts in return for the get well soon gifts that match what they gave her #for example she gets given a bracelet so she makes a bracelet with Cassie's help in return #someone draws her some stuff and she spends ages drawing something just as good to give them back #except roxy isn't great at any of these things so she's trying so hard #bdkdndid wait what if she ends up with a back and forth with some kids #like pen pals!! but its with the kids of the bus!! and cassie gets to be their messenger!!

[yeetlegay]

So per Porsche in heels...

What if he wears heels and Kinn strips him but leaves the heels on and props him against the wall and pins his hands above Porsche's head. Then he whispers "hands stay up darling" and goes on his fucking knees.

Next thing he gently takes hold of Porsche's one leg by the ankle and raises it to his shoulder (Porsche IS that flexible by the laws of smutty thoughts) and gently kisses his ankle and then props it on his collarbone so the heel is digging into his tits. And then commends "I want you to fuck my mouth" and takes Porsche into his mouth.

Just the fucking image of Porsche hands crossed above his head, pressed into a wall, desperate but all his movements are restrained by the fact that that he's in heels, and the only levrege that he has is the foot on the floor AND the one digging into Kinn, both of them aware it will bruise. His desperation, while Kinn is on his knees, still clothed, to a random stranger he would probably look even unaffected but Porsche can see how his eyes darken.

Anyway I'm leaving you with this yeetle and I take absolutely no responsibility for this thought.

Have a good night/day 💕

@antique-forvalaka LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE I-

#kinnporsche #I am being ATTACKED by this image holy fuck #Porsche trying not to break his ankle and not stab Kinn with his stiletto while he balances on one foot against a wall #making all these aborted little movements with the minimal leverage he has #and maybe Kinn pulls off every so often to say things like ‘come on you can do better than that’ #or ‘I spoil you too much you can’t even get yourself off anymore’ #yeetle asks #fic prompt #<- bc somebody better write this or ELSE 🔪🔪

[dominote]

i think the most important part of being an artist and as a person is that when your brain starts telling you everything you make and do is garbage, your job is to go "actually it's okay" and keep at it even when you want to stab your tablet pen through your hand, bc odds are someone else is looking at your art and threatening to do the stabbing for you if you talk shit about it

#having friends who threaten a little stabbing and hammering is good for the soul but sometimes you gotta do it yourself

[trainingdummyrabbit]

anyway fun fact confronting yourself is all fun and good and necessary but maybe try doing that when you actually have the capability to do it or else thats just called getting stabbed, but again. like. maybe leave the knife in there until youre off the battlefield, maybe.

#switches to metaphor halfway thru my statement but it stands #piktalk #maybe just maybe. facing th part of yourself that wants to stab you so so bad is a bad idea if you dont have a shield. or another knife. #metaphorically. imean. #i am doing Just Great rightnow; bytheway. its cool and pog. swag. if you will.

[worstloki]

it's actually canon that thor will say 'i love you too' to mjolnir for listening to his rambling but not to loki who has just said he will always love him

#im like dsjhsfdbsjdbfshfhjd fs thor bro come on pull yourself together #i can't believe i HC that it's loki's death that makes thor be a better person im so right for that like literally what is this #Loki: sometimes I'm envious. but never doubt that I love you. #Thor: thank you #do u think Thor cringed internally or was he busy being caught up in the coronation and only looked back on it later #I would like to think this isn't a recurring pattern #like Thor r u seriously saying you love mjolnir for the 78th time today. you haven't said that to ME in centuries now. Thor. Look at me. #Thor like nervous chuckle idk what u mean Loki haha you're so silly with your. words. haha #Thor (internally): i'd say i love loki but that's sus. mjolnir is a girl hammer so that's ok. #like honestly Thor deserves a stabbing at this point #bet thor would drunk ramble to loki and be like thank u loki. goodnight. and then loki can hear him talking to mjolnir in the other room #''i love you mjolnir'' ''mjolnir you're such a good friend'' ''i couldn't ask for a better weapon'' thor the only tool in the room is u rn. #go say sorry to Loki #smh #''always protect jane for me mjolnir'' thor she's a mortal while your supposed-to-be-longer-lived brother has died. twice. #goodness

[luntian-berdengguhit]

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#that random time when you get #the urge to just stab yourself #but thinking it will hurt stops you from doing it #also funeral costs a lot so #I hate mornings