#doctors dont know shit

[nethnad]

watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same #they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO #anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually #and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something #otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again #dw #threegado #doctor who #thoschei #third doctor #delgado!master

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

I love that doctor who writers have the ability to just create any lore. Anything they can dream up with practically no reprecussions. and they abuse the hell out of it (as they should!!) listening to an audiobook, and i am now having to cope with the fact that Icelandic people are aliens. shit man... sure! Why not?

#This is from the Sin Eaters by the way #its technicallt torchwood which makes it even farther removed from any Real Lore™️ #and i know that doctor who lore is so convulted that the Game Plan is just adapt the things you like and ignore the things you dont #but its still so funny to me when they drop major shit as like. a one off line. like thats so funny l #i love you extended universe ❤️❤️ #torchwood #doctor who #the sin eaters #everyone reblog with your strangest EU lore (nothing to do with the doctor for bonus points)

[omegaversereloaded]

Why are the things that are wrong with me so underresearched. Vaginismus, bupropion-induced pulsatile tinnitus, fucking poultry allergy, what the fuck

#this is why my reddit feed is so depressing it's just people with issues doctors dont know shit about :(

[kimeoshi]

hey guys might i introduce you to rattore (wip)

#is there even a shipname for this NAH #im sorry i dont know what took over me #ive been plagued by the doctors #just the absolute pure raw SPITE ratio would have for him feeds me #and dottore is just. “....fascinating.” *shit eating smile* #but feel free to prove me wrong id love to hear your thoughts #wip #dr ratio #il dottore #dottore #veritas ratio #hsr #genshin impact #my art #crackship #rattore

[haneys]

PLEASE DONT TAG AS D/NA/TIONS ETC!!

hey, I didn't want to do this but Im at my wits end. I'm Haney, im disabled physically and mentally, and I need financial help. Recently me and my two friends have been kicked out of the place we've been living at and had to scramble around to find a place that would let us move in. We had no money at the time and we still barely do. We found a flat that let us take our cats and also allowed us to pay some costs like agency fee at a later date to help us. I borrowed 3k PLN from my (also struggling) family to pay the first rent, but we still have to pay 3k deposit to the landlord, and 2.5k to the agency. My paycheck this month was only 2.5k, and girls are struggling with money too, we just don't have enough and I have noone to turn to at this point.

We're around 2k short, not even counting in things like food, and my family is broke, so I have to ask for help. Literally anything will help, because a single dollar is worth quite a lot of PLN. I can do anything in return too: draw, write, help you with homework or projects, teach you polish lang/history, send nsfw content, whatever comes to your mind, just tell me and I'll try my best. I work 10-12h shifts so it might take a while but it'll be done.

I have ppal, and if you're polish ask me for BLIK. I'd appreciate any help and reblogs. Thank you.

^ my photography for attention

#patxt #if you wanna ask abt anything dm me it's just that thr whole story is so long and insane i didnt wanna write a novel here #I'm gonna genuelly explode we have like two days and my paycheck is so shit I don't even have my mobility aids with me my psychosis is #reaching new peaks I. coughs blood dies explodes. I have no idea what to do I'm sorry for asking for money but like this is miserable #we're selling anything we can I'm trying to work more but I'm genuelly so bad health wise and i dont have money for housing yet #alone doctors 🤡 almost everything I eat comes right out of me IMMEDIATELY my leg is flopping ad usual my crutch was left at the last house #and i am so derealized most of the time I don't even know where I am I just. idk. we need help 😭😭😭

[squid-vurd]

based on some shit I saw on twitter

#my posts #shitpost #shit post #nwh #no way home #spiderman #spider man #doctor octopus #otto octavius #norman osborn #green goblin #meme #spider man no way home #doc ock #i dont know if this is actually funny or not #alfred molina #william dafoe

[quietwingsinthesky]

anyway the doctor kisses all their girlfriends goodnight. rose & missy & river & jack & martha & amy & the master & clara & donna if she would like a kiss &- wait a minute some rat bastard just got two kisses by coming in with different faces

#i debated for like 3 minutes if i put yaz on the list and i would and i support her doctor girlfriending career but i. i dont know her yet. #id feel dishonest adding her. i dont know her. #oh god u know who i should have added. sarah jane. she deserved to be on the list shit

[firstofficerkittycat]

i may be stupid and ppl may already be talking abt this but "i invoked a superstition at the edge of the universe where the walls are thin and all things are possible" is getting me thinking did he like. accidentally create the toymaker. is that what the toymaker is. would make sense considering how they can fuck with scale and create things out of thin air like. also that big headcanon that the toymaker is a time lord still makes sense cus did he maybe just. assume the biology and knowledge of a time lord this 1 time bc they happened to be there and then become obsessed w them and follow them round forever

#also if we factor in the retcon they couldve been interacting before the memory wipe and before hartnell #cus like in celestial toymaker he clearly fucking knows him and ofc that dont mean shit cus time travel but idk. concept #like for all we know the toymaker cant time travel and is just always waiting for a chance to fuck shit up w them #kinda gay #wait no literally cus ''the one who waits'' yeah im calling it #dw spoilers #celestial toymaker #doctor who #wild blue yonder

[system-of-a-feather]

Honestly, probably not a hot take, but 9/10 times that character with a mental health condition that is "totally not representing it correctly and is an insult and mockery to the disorder" just doesn't resonate and relate to you but does to others and to claim it is "completely inaccurate" is inherently ignoring the diversity of experiences, symptomology, and expression of mental health conditions.

#alter: riku #saw this about monk and ocd #and also thinking about the good doctor and autism #and what not #the good doctor one I dont have a stance on cause I only watched the first season and dont remember shit #but I do know the whole I Am A Surgeon thing and some discourse on it #and its just #stop making sweeping claims #and just say it doesnt relate to your specific experiences with a disorder #shits hardly a monolith #discourse #monk #monk tv

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

im making up some physics for this chapter im writing and im like is this how doctor who writers feel all the time? it's SO funny. im just making up physics and having the doctor explain it really authoratively. it's the funniest feeling ive ever had

i was like 'physics is just what the story needs' but then i realised thats like, probably literally true? like in the interpretation of the doctor who universe that i personally subscribe to, which is that it's like, a story universe right? it's a universe that IS also its story which is its main character which is the doctor

anyway. because of that, when you make stuff up because of the story, when time needs to work a certain way for thematic resonance, or biology needs to work a certain way for plot convenience, or gravity needs to work a certain way for foreshadowing, then, that is how it works? and that is WHY it works, in that universe. which makes for a really wobbly universe i think. unless youre the doctor. then you wouldnt really notice

#this fic is so funny bc im gonna disclaim at the start 'i dont know shit about shit' #like stewart lee going 'now i dont know anything about [lists 50 fields of study]' #and then i proceed by hitting the doctor with a stick for 80 thousand words

[totallydiscourse]

I genuinely try so hard to listen to detransitioners but it's so difficult when they'll be like

"here's a list of the dark side effects of testosterone no one wants to talk about:

#1. Thing people frequently talk about

#2. Readily available info

#3. Really just a personal experience

#4. What should have been kinda common sense

#5. Just a lie."

And other things. My biggest problem is how they talk as if these things absolutely WILL ALWAYS happen and it will be JUST THE WORST. as if testosterone will do the same thing for everyone. Not to mention how it's always framed as "things trans people DONT want you to know". Just irks the fuck out of me.

#dont get me qrong there are so many cases where they just should never have been put on hrt #and its disappointing doctors will let teens who know next to nothing go on them #but there are times where its like. did you not speak or watch or read anything about or by trans people? #onw of this persons points was that bottom growth can hurt #which yes it can but it varies #they made it seem like you could never feel pleasure again because of how much it hurts and that it never stops hurting #as if there isnt already stigma about bottom growth #another was that your voice dropping hurts forever and how its so awful you wont be able to sing #lile man cmon #edit: ANOTHER WAS ABOUT HOW IT AFFECTS YOUR FERTILITY. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. ITS TESTOSTERONE.

[plaguedoctormemes]

Real talk if you reblog shit about israel and gaza, and honestly any sort of situation where REAL LIVES are impacted and give it a cute little tag like “ ___ discourse” thats just like, absolutely disgusting and shameful. It’s like some internet debate game for you. Open a window and get some fresh air. Look at yourself in the fucking mirror. you arent helping people by tagging triggering content. If you really care you’d use normal fucking tags. Just say it like it is: What you’re really doing is creating a little shelf of posts that make you feel morally superior and justified by collecting “gotchas” over people you disagree with. A box of clout that makes you feel better about your tiny existence by having “the right opinions”. You don’t care about the people that its actually affecting. No fucking compassion or sympathy for those who are actively suffering while you argue semantics and make bad faith claims on your stupid fucking device like it’s made up bullshit on Netflix. No further introspection or questioning of values or morality.

You should probably have a little more tact and at least pretend like you dont view this shit as the same as fandom or shipping discourse. If you’re doing this i hope you know that if i knew your face, i’d spit on it.

#the doctor is in #cw israel #pls let me know of better tags to use #palestine #free gaza #cw genocide #honestly if you see anyone reduce real world issues to ‘discourse’ you should not engage with them. #im not kidding i would stop being friends with someone for that type of shit #posting because i just saw someone trying to ‘debate’ + spreading misinfo and being pompous and passive aggressive on a post abt palestine #while at the same time reblogging disgusting zionist posts ridiculing palestinians and tagging it as ___ discourse like… what the fuck #but honestly this even applies to many people that claim to support palestinians but pull this shit in the same breath as well as taking #any moment they can to squeeze in antisemitsm #like… at LEAST make a new tag jesus christ but dont reduce this shit to DISCOURSE.

[underated-romantic]

THE HAND OKAY LETS DO THIS

Look. White woman, red nails. Main people I'm seeing floating around are Kate and Shirely, Who ever the jinx is playing or missy. AND ITS KATE OKAY OKAY??? SHIRELY'S NAILS R NOT PAINTED SEE??/?!!?!?!

THe jinx doesnt have plain red nails they got that black n white top things going on also the nails r way to dark

Missy. Uh. I think is a little bit far reaching. I will die if it is her. I will actually die. I will be crying so much BUT But BUT yeah. I iwhs but YKYKKYKKK#jwkernd ANyway KATE

AND THEN THE HAND AGAIN

SEE ??? SEE ITS KATE ITS KATE ALSO WE DON't (I THINK) SEE WHERE SHE GOES SO SHE COULD STILL BE UP THERE BTWS

#doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #kate lethbridge stewart #UNIT #you know im right #Im sorry if the formattings shit i DONT kNOW HOW TO TUMBLR ahahah #luv u guys #god i loved the 60th #the master #koschei #the doctor straight up leaving their partner #did he forget #or was he just like #THaTs FoR MaKiNG Me ReGEnERaTe #or he's just so confident he'll be fine bc the master cant die he cant be bothered

[zainclaw]

#happy for you!!! i dont know shit about this show #doctor who #tenth doctor #ten #david tennant

[ssaalexblake]

Does anybody want to tell the people still complaining that 13's era didn't have enough political commentary that the anti-imperialism themes, the condemnation of the treatment of refugees and immigrants, the emphasis on violence for violence's sake being bad but violence in the name of protection and self defence is acceptable and heroic (you can and Should fight back against violent colonizers), and and absolute refusal to give any ground to abusers (something the other eras were sketchy at Best over), we could talk about the environmental protection themes that appear about as subtly as a brick more than once (ideally environmental protection shouldn't be a political issue, but idk if you've watched the news lately, it is) were like. Really thematically obvious? And that if you talk about the Less obvious, it gets deeper.

We could talk about medical exploitation and the parallels of the timeless child to henrietta lacks (look her up). We could talk about the northern working class emphasis in the whole era and that its avoidance of the south is a statement in itself, from Sheffield steel to nobody having an upper class accent (sans that one time lord who ran division who had the Snootiest of snooty high class accents. Almost like they were making a Point). We could talk about how all our characters and reoccurring are working class, a bus driver, a trainee mechanic, a hotel manager etc etc, we could talk about the portrayal of actual honest modern poverty, and that it's explicitly shown that Dan Wants to work and is threatened off of the premises instead as the indictment of capitalism it is. We could talk about the very clear condemnation of tech companies taking advantage of their customers (calling fake google Vor was unacceptable tho, no defence available).

I could go on, but I'd like to drink my tea before it gets cold.

Sorry 13 didn't say the words eat the rich, but idk if you noticed, there was an actual whole episode where in the future the 1% who ruin the earth beyond repair literally get hunted and eaten by the mutated remains of the 99% whom they left to die 👍

#dw shit #bc pithy phrases are actually the end word in political commentary #i know 12 got some great Lines but damn not a great deal more depth #dont get me started on the zygon plot #rtd's anti capitalism commentary ceased to be commentary when rose got a rich daddy and ten stole somebody else's lottery winnings #by cheating #(capitalism IS to cheat. if you cheat the system and get money you have Won at capitalism. you cannot critique a system #that works by cheating by cheating it. that's just winnning at it.) #anyway #it's actually quite obvious. most of it. there is subtlty but I've #also spent years reading ppl angry it's so in your face #and it cannot both be in your face and non existent #but hey this is from the crowd that think 13 is too good And too bad to be the doctor #and u know what? I've still not forgiven rtd and moffat for being weirdly up the ass of royalty #at least 13 at best tolerated james #(and tbh moffat just decided to be pro or anti royalty whenever it got the best laugh lbr. somehow this is worse)

[dayurno]

To me its crazy that there's not a Hanahaki Kevin fic out there. It doesn't even have to be about about a specific romantic relationship it could be gen (familial love Hanahaki hits different okay).

It's just that Kevin Day is repressing feelings the rest of the world didn't even know existed and I feel like we as a society don't appreciate that enough

i'm not usually a hanahaki fan but 1) you're right 2) i do believe there was a keremy hanahaki fic somewhere across the sea of time but i don't have anything to claim for it aside from a vague memory of reading it

BUT YEAH. honestly no one in the world would be a better (worse?) victim of hanahaki than this loser. he would never dare to express its existence unless it became an active hindrance in court. when asked who its about he would genuinely have no idea. do you know how infuriating it would be to ask someone who gave them hanahaki and hear that they DON'T KNOW? kevin. day. i'm going to drown you in the toilet.

it is a very good concept though!!!!!! he IS indeed repressing feelings the rest of the world didnt even know existed and i love love love situations where a character cant hide from their feelings because they become a external manifestation. yeah hanahaki is cliche and it might be easy angst but when done Right it can be a delicious homemade meal that reminds you of picking apples at papas orchard

#id make tea from kevins bloodied flower petals who said that #joking im joking come on im your girl you know im joking #the thing is i cant fathom the idea of kevin humilliating himself for a man under six feet tall #so it cant be for andrew or neil it cant it really cant #hanahaki kevjean au? maybe even kerejean. he would kill himself #kevins getting that surgery first thing in the morning hes not waiting for shit #“oh i dont want to get rid of my love” HOOK ME UP DOCTOR #i neeed to be RID of it im SICK #kevin #asks