#dog: kind patel

[lurking-lilibeth]

Day 28 for DJ and Kind. This is where we leave Pleasantview.

#ts2 #ts2 gameplay #uberhood #pleasantview #family: verse #dj verse #dog: kind patel #week 4.2 #day 28

[arcanespillo]

Monkey Man 2024, Star Wars ROTS 2005

#star wars rots #sw #star wars #web weaving #parallels #an oresteia #dog motif #kind of? #monkey man #2024 #dev patel #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #movie script #obikin #kind of also idk idk

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Very funny Staged-like opening of BAFTAs 2024 with David and Michael! :D ❤

David: Can you hear me? Michael, how is it going.

Michael: Yeah, I don't have time for pleasantries, David. Some of us are big in America. In fact, I have a zoom with LA in ten minutes.

David: It's 04:00 a.m. in LA.

Michael: Well, that was the only time I could fit them in, so they're getting up early. Anyway, look, I just wanted to confirm, I'm going to drop the new dog off on Sunday morning. We've called him Bark Ruffalo. It's cute isn’t it?

David: That is actually quite good. But listen, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. I'm afraid I can’t dog sit on Sunday.

Georgia: Oh, hi, Michael.

Michael: Yeah, hi, Georgia. Look, I don't want any of your excuses, David, you promised. I can't leave him with a neighbour because he peed in her kitchen.

Georgia: Right. Whereas we are desperate for him to come and pee in our kitchen.

David: I know that I did promise to dog sit on Sunday but since I promised, something else has come up and I-

Michael: Well, that sounds like a you problem.

David: Hi, Stan how are things?

Stanley Tucci: Hi, David. How are you?

David: Okay, listen, I need a favour. Michael Sheen has asked me to look after his dog on Sunday, but I agreed to host the BAFTA Film Awards on the same day. I was wondering if you could look after his dog for me?

Stanley Tucci: I would love to do that for you, David.

David: Oh, Stan, you're a lifesaver. Thank you so much.

Stanley Tucci: Is there anything else I can do for you?

David: No, looking after the dog is... I mean, that's obviously amazing.

Stanley Tucci: I could wash your car or something or the windows in your home.

David: You're not really gonna look after the dog, are you?

Stanley Tucci: And the BAFTA for Catching On Very Quickly goes to...

David: Himesh! Oh, Himesh, I think your computer is frozen. Oh, no it’s not frozen because I just saw someone.

Himesh Patel: Look, I know you're just calling because you want something from me.

David: Yeah. What are you doing on Sunday? Oh for crying out loud. Tom Hiddleston!

Tom Hiddleston: Hey, David. What's the pitch?

David: Pitch is dog sitting for Michael Sheen.

Tom Hiddleston: Wow. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. I'm guessing that we're going for, like, funny.

David: Could be funny, it’s a cute dog.

Tom Hiddleston: Yeah, I suppose the dog sitter initially could present as benign, and then he and the dog get up to all kinds of hijinx and ultimately disrupt stuffy old Michael Sheen's boring life. But for the better.

David: Listen did your agent tell you that I wanted to talk to you about a film?

Tom Hiddleston: Well yeah, obviously, unless you're actually, you know, calling me to ask me to dogsit for Michael Sheen.

David: No. Oh. Dame Judi. Long time no see.

Judi Dench: I thought you were going to be that beautiful Michael Sheen. What do you want?

David: Well, I wonder if you'd be up for a bit of dog sitting. I promised to look after Bark Ruffalo for Michael on Sunday, but I'm double booked.

Judi Dench: David. Bark Ruffalo. He pees everywhere. And anyway, I shall be watching a BAFTA Film Awards with a big glass of champagne. What's with the kilt?

David: Wait and see.

Judi Dench: Ooh.

David: Hi, David Tennant signing in. There's a courier here with something for production.

announcement: David Tennant to stage. David Tennant to stage.

David: Hi. Hello. Hi, everyone. Hi. Hi. Hi there.Sorry. I've got-Are you good with dogs? Yeah, and not on your dress. I'm sorry. Thank you. Hi. Hi. Sorry. Hello. Hello. Hi. This is fine. This is fine. This is. Michael? Michael?! What? What is this?

Michael: What are you doing there?

David: I'm hosting the show.

Michael: What?!

David: This is why you wanted me to dog sit, so you could sit there?

Michael: Yeah.

David: You going to have to take the dog.

Michael: What? What if I have to go up on the stage to be given an award? Yeah. All right. Give me.

David: Yeah. Come on. Get that one. You take that. And this weird thing.

Michael: Was this Scottish man mean to you? All right, come on to me. Oh, darling, hello, hello.

David: Never work with animals or Michael Sheen. Not a great start. Not a great start. Don't worry, though, tonight is going to go smoother than Ken's chest. For one thing, he's not a dog anyway. He is actually being played by Andy Serkis. Look at that. What a performance. Andy.

#david tennant #michael sheen #staged #david and michael #funny #videos #transcripts #bafta 2024 #awwwww #stanley tucci #himesh patel #tom hiddleston #judi dench #Youtube

[trancylovecraft]

Can I have the Yandere alphabet for Matthew Patel?

(SCOTT PILGRIM) YANDERE! MATTHEW PATEL x READER: ALPHABET

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Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

DEFINETLY SHOWY. This man definetly likes showing you off and to do that he gives a lot of physical affection. When you go out he has to be touching you somewhere.

Hand-holding, Arm around your waist, Anywhere else. He just wants to prove that you are his. Apart from that, Acts of service is also pretty big as he enjoys proving his love to you.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Matthew isn't really big on gore, He just wants to get the job done when defeating his opponents! If it happens to be bloody, Then so be it. But if it's just one and done then that's completely fine with him too!

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Matthew would want your affection immediatley. I don't think he would mock you, Just be confounded as to why you aren't returning his love. Otherwise he would try to make you feel as comfortable as possible, Providing whatever you want within reason.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Affection, Physical touch. He won't listen if you say you don't want him to touch you as he see's it as his right since he considers you his prize.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bear to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Quite a lot, He believes you and him are "destined by the stars" to be together so why should he hide anything from you? Perhaps at the start he'd try to keep a tough guy persona, But Matthew would fold pretty quickly and give into his vulnerability.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Pretty confused and maybe a little hurt. You're his partner now! Why are you trying to fight him, You're soulmates so it hurts to know that his one and only is trying to harm him.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

A game? Maybe, A game in the sense that he's in it to win you similar to how he tried to win Ramona. But once he has you in his hold then it's instantly game over, He won, So you trying to escape would not be welcome in the slightest.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Probably the kidnapping. Matthew isn't a particularly violent yandere towards you so him kidnapping you would definetly be the worst of it all.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Matthew imagines you and him living together, Married. You'd be accepting of his rather obsessive tendencies and maybe you'd have a kid or two thrown in there, If not kids, Then you'll be getting a few dogs.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

We're talking about the man who joined a league of evil exes to get back his girlfriend from middle school (Which was about a week long by the way) so of course he's going to be jealous! It's his main feature!

Jealousy is literally this man's entire thing. Gets pissed at any woman or man who even dares to interact with you. He's cray cray!

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

He softens up, Definetly. While he's definetly more angry/eccentric around other people, That just muddles down into eccentric. He's much more nicer, Almost acting like a body-guard of sorts

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

He would be annoying flamboyant about it.

Like my man would be outside of your apartment with flowers, A stuffed animal, Chocolates, An entire band to play wedding music and you won't even know who he is.

Love letters under your door everyday, Love letters at work to tell you how pretty you looked getting your coffee. Love letters telling you to meet up with him and confused notes that ask why you didn't come.

It's creepy, To say the least.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

No, Not really. It's more of he's just softer around you and doesn't have a particular urge to prove his strength, He's more affectionate too though I suppose with all the physical touch.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Matthew probably wouldn't punish his darling, He wouldn't have the heart to! The worst he would ever do is isolate you in a room for a few hours, Though it was meant to be days, He just couldn't resist being near you again.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

At the start, None of them because he assumes that you love him and you can have a relationship as normal.

However at any sign of possible escape or defiance then this man will take away all of them in a paranoid frenzy. Locked in a room, No internet etc-etc

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Matthew is VERY patient. Though if you continue with the "I don't love you" schtick for a good few months then I can see him loosing his cool and starting to yell at you for a good long while. Other than that, I see nothing else.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If you die then Matthew would be devastated and wrecked with guilt, It's possible he might even try to join you in a "'Till death do us part" fashion to try and get to you in the afterlife.

If you leave/escape then Matthew will never stop searching. You are his one and only, Even when he's old and grey he will continue forever and ever if it means he gets to see you again.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No, Matthew would not usually feel guilty. Though there are times late at night where he does feel kind of guilty for kidnapping you, Though he quickly rationalises it by saying that it was suppose to happen, That you were suppose to be together!

So no, He would most likely not let you go.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Him being the weird lonely kid. You being nice to him would instantly bring out his desire for love and attention, He attaches onto you because no one else really did before.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He's really hurt by it, You should be loving him! Why are you crying? Do you not love him? Matthew just wants you to be comfortable with him and love him just like he does with you.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Nothing really other than the fact that he doesn't care for taking down opponents.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

His blind love for you, Deffos. Take advantage of it at the start, Get in your car, Drive to mexico and change your name and you will be free from the horror that is Matthew Patel.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Never, Not in a million years. Matthew would rather die before harming you, He's basically your body guard and views himself as your protector so him harming you would be failing that.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Matthew worships everything you touch, Taking them as keepsakes. You are basically a divine angel compared to him, So you are very much worthy of the love and praise he's willing to give you.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

A few years, Maybe even a decade of you not accepting his advances. Matthew is very patient but when he snaps.. It is BAD.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

No, It's not likely. If he did, Matthew would try anything to get you back to your old self.

#scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #matthew patel #matthew x reader #matthew patel x reader #yandere #yandere x reader #tw yandere #yandere x you #yandere matthew patel #yandere scott pilgrim #spto #spto spoilers #scott pilgrim tv #scott pilgrim vs the world

[twiixr4kidz]

wut music do u think the evil exes would listen to?? (spto specifically lolz)

IM GLAD U ASKED HELLO?????? if there's one ting i love more than scent headcanons, IT'S MUSIC HEADCANONS.

matthew patel:

HE'S A FUCKING EMO!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!

loves my chemical romance

other favorite bands are the used, saosin, n chiodos

he probably listens to sea shanties too LMFAOAOA

lucas lee:

he's a little hard to pinpoint..........

i feel like he doesn't listen to music that often?? something about being too busy with movies or hanging out with gordon goose............

play any of the tony hawk game soundtracks for him and he'll be chillin in no time

todd ingram:

definitely likes harder music

i can see him listening to rammstein honestly

also probably likes shitty dad rock

seether, skillet, three days grace, HE PROBABLY LISTENS TO NICKLEBACK TOO OK I DON'T MAKE THE RULES

roxie richter:

ANOTHER EMO OMG!!!!!!

she's very much a pierce the veil emo

i feel like she listens to a lot of emo bands that toe the line of being scene

sleeping with sirens, snow white's poison bite.............

ok maybe im projecting but she listens to D.R.U.G.S.

kyle katayanagi:

obviously loves electronic music

i feel like he'd fucking with breathe carolina

also likes a lot of rave music

and i can see him listening to limp bizkit but just chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water, none of their other albums

ken katayanagi:

similarly to kyle, he loves electronic music

definitely anything edm-y

probably likes lofi shit too honestly

n for some reason i can see him as the kind of guy who appreciates classical music on another level

gideon graves:

he's really hard to place LMFAO

i feel like he'd fuck with weezer and radiohead

but at the same time, he KNOWS music

definitely listens to a little bit of everything

#matthew patel #lucas lee #todd ingram #roxie richter #kyle katayanagi #ken katayanagi #gideon graves #gordon goose #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #scott pilgrim takes off #spto

[thedreadvampy]

watched monkey man. Thoughts:

dev patel is a really good actor

it's a beautifully put together film visually, the action flows great and the close focus and different speeds are really engaging.

also really enjoyed the sound design for the most part although Roxanne was a pretty funny needle drop for the strip club scene

haha this film is not even in the vicinity of fucking around. not since del toro's peak has a film been so utterly resistant to subtlety when it comes to You Understanding What It Thinks Of Fascism. which I appreciate, to be clear. it is right and good to beat hindutva fascist murderers to death with a shoe.

I was legitimately really emotionally moved by the protagonist's character arc and I thought it handled the trauma and sexual violence elements in ways that were sensitive and not gratuitous

having said that I did feel like it dropped a lot of threads I would have liked to see carried through more fully, and I think that hurt its attempts to be sensitive about gendered violence.

outside of the protagonist there isn't really much of an arc to the female characters - other than the temple guardian, the hijras aren't really given any character or individuation other than as an en masse backdrop to dev patel's badassification, and although it's sick as hell to see them kick some ass at the end, they kind of fall into the background, without their actions or deaths being given much dramatic weight.

Similarly the sex worker character gets two moments of significant characterisation - when she talks to him outside early on and when she fucks up the hotel owner at the end - and that implies an arc of her moving from resignation to hope but imo a lot of what we actually see of her in between those moments is only through the lens of how her mistreatment triggers the protagonist into thinking about his mother's assault.

So I don't think it's intentional and it clearly reads as though we're meant to understand both the hijra community and the sex worker as the protagonist's allies and comrades, but because we only really see them through the lens of how they move his story forwards, it does at times feel like it falls back into a trope of 'women and marginalised people's abuse happens in order to motivate a man to do manly violence' and none of the women depicted as the subject of violence - not the hijras, not the sex worker, not his mother - are the focus of power and subjectivity in the story. The mother comes closest in that - she's clearly established as involved in resistance and she acts both to protect her child and defend herself, and is also humanised and characterised - whereas the present-day women are kind of instrumentalised - they don't have particularly defined personalities and they mostly exist to inspire the protagonist to act by their suffering, and to be inspired to act by his example.

Other than the gender/power aspect where it gets a bit male saviour-y, there were a few other characters I felt like I was expecting to come back or be expanded on that just didn't.

The dog was one element - it was very built up early on, obviously it plays a part in his first failed attempt, then it just falls off the film which is weird cause it felt like they were introducing a thematic throughline.

also the guy from the hotel - I was already kind of confused about his motivation for going with Dev Patel in the police chase, since I thought we'd established him as being profit motivated rather than having a significant relationship with the protagonist, and then we see him on and off throughout the second act, which feels like it's building to him having some significant part to play, and perhaps it's understanding why he chose to align with the terrorist against his employer. then after the Dev-Patel-Has-Leveled-Up ring fight scene, where he's Dev Patel's biggest fan, he fully vanishes from the film never to be seen again. I do not know what I'm meant to take from this character.

couple more thoughts

the priest character is a really strong villain and that final fight was really really good, it truly did keep me on the edge of my seat.

I'm a little bit in love with the mother

man he REALLY wanted to bite that guy's nose off in the brothel fight. he literally goes in to bite the nose off THREE SEPARATE TIMES before he successfully does it. there are other bits of him to attack, I just think.

based on the trailer and the marketing, I really expected it to be gorier I think? there are some conceptually gnarly injuries and kills but the camera speeds by then pretty fast and the bulk of the film is not about the spectacle of violence. this isn't a complaint but it wasn't what I anticipated.

for me I think actually the only thing that made me wince was the bleach thing. and also I'm no pharmacist but I feel like snorting bleach should have fucked singh up more than it did, he seemed surprisingly fine other than a mild nosebleed.

speaking of bleach - really enjoyed that setup and payoff and callback but like the bit where he bleached the mask was very cool and then he only wore it for like 1 minute of screen time then took it straight off again before even entering the hotel. I just feel like he's not fully committing to this Hanuman thing.

ooh I really liked the bit right before the final fight kicks off where Not-Modi is addressing the room full of donors and it's so full of references to the British Raj and highlighting Not-Modi's public school accent, I thought that made really good points about the commonality of oppression. I also appreciated the moment where Dev Patel chooses to let Not-Modi, the political outcrop, go, and instead go after the ideological heart of the movement.

look it's been said but the bit where he bounces off the window in the first act is such a good choice. it's funny and it's also tense. works well.

all told I had a good time, and I liked that it was as on the nose and specific about its goals as possible, although I did feel like it dropped some threads which made it feel weaker than it otherwise might - I think that while I liked the first act, some of it could have been trimmed back in favour of fleshing out some of the side characters in the back half of the film so that they felt a bit less instrumentalised and a bit more human, which was done really well with the mother imo. overall I reckon 8.5/10.

#red said #monkey man

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Ooh, so who do you think the front runners will be? I think Liz Truss is going to give it a go. I also kind of think Nadine Dorries is going to throw her hat in

Several people have asked me this, and also to remind them who some of these people are, so forgive me if I include some links in this to give everyone an idea. Links are all to Michael Spicer videos, because that way you see actual interviews or speeches by these people, but with comedy to make it bearable.

And the answer is... well, who knows? This is now the third Tory leadership battle where the prize they're fighting for is "Inheriting an even worse shitshow than the last government did", so the ambitious but clever ones won't run for it. Also, looking at the bookies, there are some names I've never heard of, like Penny Mordant (sp?) But, of the big guns:

Liz Truss is probably going to get it, actually, and it's going to be hilarious because she can't fucking speak. I've never been more embarrassed than when I watched her famous THAT. IS. A. DIS. GRACE. speech. The memes will not stop. The youth will call her cringe, and we'll all agree. She is cringe. She's cringe as fuck. And knows literally nothing.

Rishi Sunak will definitely try. He's been playing a good game for a while now, and has tried to distance himself from Big Dog repeatedly ("the Prime Minister's tax" was a very funny and transparent move, especially from, lest we forget, the Chancellor of the Exchequer). But, I don't think Tory voters will go for a brown Hindu man, you know? Plus he was photographed at Boris's lockdown birthday party, and the moment that photo came out you could almost literally see public opinion u-turning in the air.

Jeremy Cunt. Sorry - Jeremy Cunt. Fuck no, it went wrong again -Cunt. I mean Cunt. I'm saying Cunt, but it's coming out as Cunt. Jeremy CcccchhhhhhhHUNT, there we are, Jeremy Cunt. Fuck. Him, anyway. My dearest wish is for him to try and put his name forward for it, but trip on the way to the ballot box and get his tackle caught in the slit on top and then he has to go to hospital on the same day Al Jazeera are filming a gritty exposé about NHS underfunding and mismanagement and so it's caught on camera and then he has to spend the rest of his life known as Jeremy the Ballot Box Bugger.

Hmmm... maybe Priti Patel? She's ambitious and also dead behind the eyes, she'd probably go for it. But again, Tory voters will not go for a brown Hindu woman.

Ooh, Dominic Raab. He's currently the Deputy PM, so it's not unlikely that he'll throw his hat in the ring. Warning, that video really exposes him as a sweaty racist ham.

My guess is probably not Nadine Dorries. She, uh. She's not leadership material. And she knows she's not, let's be real, she's currently desperately trying to crawl onto Boris's penis and apparently hellbent on implying she's having an affair with him even when no one fucking asked, but she would 100% think it was a betrayal.

OH ON THAT NOTE fuck me, Michael Gove. Surely?? Surely Gove will try. Oh my god, he might even be one of the more competent options by now. Jesus Christ. That's actually upset me. I feel cold. I'm haggard. Michael fucking Gove. Jesus.

Out of those... yeah, I'm going to say either Truss or Cunt. One or the other.

#politik #the adventures of big dog the clown

[patelpilled]

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Casey | He/Him, Pup/Pups | 16 | Scott Pilgrim hyperfix goes hard | Professional silly goober

Stawpage here!

More under the cut

Things I like: Scott Pilgrim, dogs, Tally Hall, Paw Patrol, Sonic, Commentary youtubers, art, Zelda, psychology/sociology, Bluey, Disney Parks, + more

Got a lot of stuff going on with my brain. Autism, ADHD, and more.

Going in line with my last point, I’m very sensitive and feel my emotions a lot more intensely than most people if that makes sense. Please keep this in mind when talking to me, but at the same time I don’t want people walking on eggshells around me yk!

Self shipper, main f/o atm is Matthew Patel. Not comfortable sharing romantically, sorry

Please do not involve me in drama. I’m not equipped to handle those kind of situations and I’d rather politely talk it out

I block whoever makes me uncomfortable but generally, I don’t want bigots or pr/shippers interacting with me

Sideblogs: @rocky-enjoyer (sfw paw patrol sideblog), @neil-plays-zelda @gideongyatt @thespianpatel @halfninjahalfblonde (Scott pilgrim rp blogs)

That’s it I think I’ll add more when I think of stuff

#pinned

[youngsamanda]

happy valentines day i'm spending it working and with a dog so here's a bunch of primarily shippy based things that i want to do ! please keep in mind that i'm twenty3 so be over eighteen if you are giving this post a like ! i primarily write on discord but am technically flexible when it comes to that i'll also mess around on tumblr sideblogs or my inactive indie still ! if you are interested please like this or dm me and we can get something going !

plots : gay cowboys / a better version of that whack netflix movie purple hearts where two people who don't really like each other decide to get married for the benefits and it's a whole fake marriage slowburn thing / gimme real old gay vampires that are just messy and awful for each other but keep falling back together / literally on my knees begging for any kind of beauty and the beast plot / a big slasher multimuse / frat boy x friends sister / literally the plot of ez and emily from mayans mc but with a happier ending hopefully / oops baby plots for the angst / friends when they are younger in the like 90s then playing older casted versions of them in modern day / literally just scooby doo / teen wolf x vampire diaries older and recasted mumu i don't know please indulge me / friends to lovers but it literally takes forever like one of those bitches gets married before they get together / mermaid x pirate romance / not actually the characters but the vibes of red white and royal blue gay royals and all that / just want random period pieces like characters in the 70s or something / rich girl x country boy / proper enemies to lovers / the bitches from the mummy / mob lackey and mob boss daughter / something based on beth x rip from yellowstone / literally just a drama college friend group bc it's fun

wanted ships : gale x dewey / older percy x annabeth / charlie gillespie x olivia holt / rachel zegler x tom blythe / emma d'arcy x ryan corr / seth x kate fdtd / buffy x spike / tara x jax / anakin x padme / rhys x feyre / nesta x cassian / cole x isabel from the shiver books but older / mason gooding x jenna ortega / sean teale x adelaide kane / haymitch x effie / kiana madeira x olivia scott welch / mike x emily from until dawn / danielle galligan x calahan skogman / kaz x inej / azriel x gwyn / peter x gwen but not the tom holland one / steve x nancy / keyleth x vax / bloom x sky / musa x riven / fka twigs x bill skarsgaard / jacob elordi x alexa demie / taylor zakhar perez x madelyn cline / rami malek x charlie hunnam / mackenzie davis x gugu mbatha raw / harley x ivy / maya erskine x donald glover / elena x nate uncharted / lois x clark / gendry x arya / hayley x nathan from oth / emma x sean but older from degrassi / karen x frank / crystal reed x daniel sharman but in a period piece / blair redford x jamie chung / lorna dane x alex summers / mickey x ian but recasted

wanted opposites : nick robinson / archie renaux / emilio sakraya / jena malone / ryan graves / adrian kempe / sza / lily gladstone / yahya abdul mateen ii / alperen duymaz / drew starkey / fka twigs / aubrey plaza / peter gadiot / renee rapp / paul mescal / havana liu rose / milo manheim / taylor zakhar perez / riley keogh / anna diop / melissa barrera / ben barnes / ayo edibiri / fabien frankel / dev patel / oliver jackson cohen / danny ramirez / aubin wise / cillian murphy / amber midthunder / daniel sharman / auli'l cravalho / logan lerman / phoebe tonkin / rege jean page / winona ryder / dua lipa / elodie yung / joseph quinn / simone ashley / camila mendes / jensen ackles / henry golding / blu hunt / aaron taylor johnson / calum hood / gabriel luna

#discord rp #discord 1x1 #1x1 rp #1x1 roleplay #i dunno #don't be weird abt the hockey ppl please i can't KADJJD

[steampaul]

i've started a little series of weekly posts documenting every MoC i made (digitally) over the last few years:

Week 6: the first half of 2020 (and a bonus)

some Cyberpunk-y stuff, more youtubers, revisiting that robot dog, a really cool movie, some contest and some of my first digital MoCs rendered

i made these hover-vehicles IRL building with my little Sister and her LEGO. I don't like LEGO friends because i hate how minidolls look like polly pockets, but i think the more patel colours of those sets are really pleasant

"der Weltall. UnENTliche weiten..."

there's a german Youtuber called "Coldmirror". she was one of the first youtubers in germany and she made some pretty funny animations, including StarStarSpace, a kind of parody of Star Trek, Star Wars and some other sci-fi stuff.

Adam Savage made a Rickshaw to be pulled by boston dynamics' Spot. I saw that build, remembered the minifigure scale Spot i built in the year before and added his rickshaw. i made two versions. the simpler one i made after seeing the teaser on twitter and the more complex one i made after watching the build-video.

i posted the simpler version on reddit, which got the attention of Adam savage's team and later of adam savage. they contacted me and i mailed them the instructions of the simpler version, felt bad for the inaccuracies of the build, built the more complex version and also mailed them its instructions.

Adam later build the simpler version on a stream that i sadly missed, but i was really happy that a maker i admire liked my MoC.

Fanart for TomSka and Friends' CONTENT table. i still kinda like it, even though i thought it would be hilarious to make their legs skin-coloured.

this was actually featured in the "trial by trolley" video they made in feburary 2020.

Newelementary did a contest featuring the then new Green Lantern Part from the first series the DC collectible minifigures.

i built these two ships with the part as engine details, the W45-P Stinger and the 0G-L13 Leapfrog. i submitted them both and for some reason the people from Newelementary switched up the names of the works.

anyway, i did not win.

just a digital version of the Old Factory i posted back in week 2.

i tried imitating some more logo-like stuff.

i don't think arstotzkan Flag turned out really good, but i really like the way the Blood Machines Title looks.

speaking of Blood Machines, i had recently watched this really cool movie and had to make some sort of MoC inspired by the really cool ship designs found in that movie. i first tried to make something more Minifigure scale, got overwhelmed, and just made the mIcro scale

the Star Wars Helmet series also started that year. i rebuild the Boba Fett helemt and modified it it to represent Jango Fett and the Mandalorians found in the Mandalorian battle pack that also came out that year.

i don't really remember why, but i tried remaking set 7310 Mono-jet from Life on Mars as a more modern set. i made a colour-accurate version and a version that actually can be built IRL.

i had the fun idea to remake some Lego city-style Vehicles as cyberpunk-y hovercars. i tried making some different styles of 0-G-generators/repulsor lifts to make the vehicles feel like they've been built by different manufacturers.

also, Stud.io had a weird bug/feature where you had a coloured gradiend as a background if you put a part on the ground that is out of frame and have the rest of the build "hover" over the ground.

another Contest, this time for Lego Ideas. they had a Star Wars x Christmas thing, so i had the (kind of uncreative) idea to make a gingerbread TIE fighter, based off the Imperial TIE fighter set from 2018 and the little polybag from the same year.

this also did not win.

Bonus: some of my first digital MoCs i made.

i found them again.

the Dalek Emperor from NewWho. this was basically the first MoC i ever made on a PC, back when LDD still worked on my laptop.

i had to tweak the colours a lot when i rendered this one, because the way they were represented in LDD was very different to the way they look in stud.io or even real life.

i struggled quite a bit with redoing this one in stud.io because it handles flexible a lot different than LDD. that is also one of the reasons why i never finished this MoC.

i think i'll have to split this year again, but hopefully only in two parts. i dislike that 30 image limit for tumblr Posts.

first week last week next week

#lego #lego moc #doctor who #tomska #coldmirror #starstarspace #undertale #omega flowey #boston dynamics #adam savage #blood machines

[lurking-lilibeth]

#ts2 #ts2 gameplay #uberhood #pleasantview #family: verse #dj verse #dog: kind patel #dirk dreamer #week 4.2

[hrokkall]

inscryption underlings fursonas por favor

Yeah sure why not.

All of the Scrybes already have sonas (barring Leshy) so that makes my job easier. Leshy is an amalgam biologically, but if I were to make him a single animal he’d be a deer of some sort (namely a stag to fit with the st- pattern on the other talking beast cards).

Luke and Kaycee are just rule of funny. Luke is a golden retriever for sure, but Kaycee could either be an otter (as per her dev log entry) or a raccoon (as per her general mannerisms).

As for everyone else:

(Separated by affiliation for easier reading)

WOODSMEN

Prospector: Foxhound (or canary if you really want to stretch. Like canary in a coal mine)

Angler: Alligator

Trapper/Trader: Something with mimicry. Like one of them is an owl and the other is a moth with eye spots resembling the owl’s eyes… the thought is there I don’t know how I’d execute it though.

Woodcarver: Beaver. Not budging on this one.

GHOULS

Kaycee Hobbes: Same as Dev!Kaycee but leucistic (so either a leucistic raccoon or otter).

Royal Dominguez: Parrot, probably the typical scarlet macaw you see on the shoulders of pirates (though I think an African grey might fit the macabre aesthetic a little better. White-tailed cockatoo for something even moreso. Pesquet’s parrot for something even edgier).

Sawyer Patel: I could be mean and say dog… and I will. A sopping wet nervous dog though. Like a greyhound.

MAGES

Goobert: Frog :]

Pike Mage: Porcupine

Lonely Wizard: Cat (drew him as knock-off bigfootjinx a few times for the warrior cats AU and now I can’t see him as any other animal). Though I also saw someone draw them as a rabbit and I think that works too.

BOTS

Inspector: Something exaggeratedly lanky, like a stork (any wading bird, really), stickbug, or anteater. Or secretary bird for the pun.

Melter: Fire salamander. For the pun

Dredger: Marine iguana

UNAFFILIATED

Rebecha: As said before, realistically a dog but capybara for the funny

Mycologists: Either an animal that looks like multiple animals put together (I.e. okapi, platypus) or cordyceps ant again.

Bone Lord: Already kind of a furry (ram skull), no need to change that. If that’s a boring answer though, ossifrage.

#Re: Inbox #Re: Anon #This is just a list for now because I've got work to catch up on; I'll draw some later when I have the time #Having said that feel free to suggest better options if you'd like I'm only really attached to a couple of these

[stupid-idiot-gamer]

Cease to bare teeth to a stranger

For Scrybruary week three. What purpose does Sawyer Patel have among Grimora's ghouls? What lesson could be learnt from a dog's chew toy?

Each of the Scrybe's underlings have a purpose to fulfil;

Leshy's denizens maintain his wilderness. P03's bots manufacture it's machines. Magnificus's pupils embody the three kinds of Mox.

Grimora's ghouls are no different of course.

Royal Dominguez provides strategic advice learnt from many adventures on the sea and Kaycee Hobbs who, as well as operating the well, can share knowledge about the intimate inner workings of games. And as for Sawyer Patel...

Sawyer's an interesting case in that they appear to be nothing more than a dog's bone. A coward who wishes to be left alone. An old soul who wishes not to be seen.

Do not look upon me.

One of the first cards he plays is a Bonehound which again is quite interesting... Why would someone so deathly afraid of canines, having been eaten by one in life, hold one in their deck?

Could it be a cruel joke from the developers? To imply that the same dog that ended their life followed Sawyer to their new role as a ghoul? Or perhaps there is more to this story.

Do not sniff or snarl!

Despite his protests Sawyer does not refuse to battle the challenger, only wishing for them to look away. They don't hold it against the challenger when they win, only asking that their bones not be dug up.

This forgiveness may extend to his killer, the hound with a big enough bite to leave marks in his skull, and that might be why its card lies in his deck. It was just a hungry dog after all, no malice in its actions, just instinct.

Do not bark or beg!

So then what is Sawyer's purpose in the crypt? What good is someone who cannot bare to be seen? What insight can a dog's dinner offer to the Scrybe?

Forgiveness, of course. Sympathy for those who have no other choice but to act in the the ways that they must to survive.

Sawyer Patel 1702 - Fall 1778 Eaten by a hungry dog. Does not hold a grudge.

#StupidDrabbles #Inscryption #Scrybruary #Fun fact: This title's lyric comes from Gulliver by Elton John

[mediawhorefics]

hello Marie, I have it on good authority that you’re a fellow expert on this matter: please give me your best list of men with kind eyes? 😌

ok, i laughed. idk about 'expert' but i have THOUGHTS that i'm happy to share because let's be real, kind eyes is a man's most important feature. he can be the hottest man alive but if he doesn't have kind eyes, he is nothing to me. less than.

under a read more because things got out of hand.....

to start us off, i have my personal king of kind eyes. he is undefeated for me, he doesn't even have to try: it's pedro pascal.

they just ooze kindness. look at them.

another one that was eline and i's top choice for a while was sam barnett.

i mean, andrew garfield. self-explanatory

tom hanks, very kind eyes. they picked him to play mr rogers so.

john cho !!!!!!! i still stand by the fact that this man should have been the romcom lead for the ages. and we deserve retributions for that not happening.

i mean, louis has the kindest eyes in one direction. i will not be taking questions at this time.

i know this is my bias speaking okay. i am aware. but hayden christensen has the best kubrick stare of all time/can be terrifying and yet. kind eyes.

dev patel???? duh !! (maybe i just have a thing for brown eyes? no, they're kind as fuck.)

i don't want to talk about my crush on wwi twink george mackay but he does have kind eyes. so here we are.

mr captain america himself. we can't deny it. chris evans has kind eyes. i think he might have the kindest eyes of the white chrises? i mean, chris pine is the top dog, but he doesn't have kind eyes the way chris evans does. i can't explain it, i just feel it with my soul.

taika waititi.

OK im gonna stop because if i don't i'll be here all evening.

hang with me asks or whatever

#about me #there is a difference between kind eyes and a kind face !!! mark hamill for example has a kind face

[cobycobsy2k]

Alternative First Season, Final Chapter (Part 1 of X): "Until death do us part"

After receiving an invitation to her cousin's wedding, Gabriella and Lola have been very busy with the other boys putting together a plan to interrupt the wedding.

Jennail (bored as she looked at Lola a bit confused): Hey, don't you know that whoever is getting married is the only one who should wear white?

Lola: Damn! I have to run to change! Although I don't understand why we should go with Alex...

Nylissit (Approaching): It's because he wants to go unnoticed at the wedding! And since you two were invited, you obviously have to go... Wait, I have to change too?

Jennail and Lola nodded, making Nylissit a little uncomfortable...

Nylissit: Oh... geez...

In Gabriella and Lola's room

Alexander, Kiernan, and Gabriella were finishing up their suits.

Gabriella: Are you sure you're going to spray that perfume or potion at the wedding? It can be dangerous!

Kiernan (While he was tying his tie): Yes Alexander, that's very dangerous...Geoff is stronger than all of us combined!!.

Alexander: I already know how to "weaken" it. What is the thing that most attracts dogs or wolves?

Gabriella and Kiernan (Confused): The Bones and the meat?... Don't tell us you're thinking of doing that...!!

Alexander (Thinking the situation very well): Better not... we'd suck a lot and we might end up being the wedding buffet...

Gabriella (Winding her eyes): And why is it that all the fatal fates for us are to be eaten by werewolves?...

At Belladonna Cove

Church of Belladonna

The wedding guests were already starting to arrive including Connor Weir, Ramir Patel and his girlfriend Ana. They were all very happy for their friend Geoff.

Ramir (being kissed by Ana): When we see Geoff and his wife we're going to give them the gifts we've brought, honey!

Ana: Obviously my sugar cube! I can't believe your friend is getting married today

Connor (While waiting for Samantha Cordial): Hey excuse me, haven't you seen Samantha around?

Ramir and Ana: Sorry, but we haven't seen Samantha...

Outside the church, Kenneth and Leandra were talking about their son.

Leandra (A little sad): This brings back a lot of memories... and not that kind...

Kenneth (Getting a little angry): What kind of memories are you referring to? Our wedding was much more beautiful haha! Don't tell me you envy our daughter-in-law?

#sims 2 #sims 2 uberhood #cobycobs alternative uberhood #alexander goth #kiernan tricou #nylissit tricou #jennail tricou #lola sensal #gabriella sensal #kenneth rutherford #leandra rutherford #connor weir #ramir patel #ana patel

[vipier]

I'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin'.

“ FINE, I’LL HAPPILY GRAB THE PETROL AND MATCHES MYSELF IF IT’LL STOP ALL YOUR GODDAMN YAPPING. ” an instant, snarled response from the pilot’s chair, delivered without even bothering to look over from the controls. frankly, tristan doesn’t want to look at all, not yet, not if would suggest for even a moment to @k4ssa that he gave a fuck for any other reason than being forced to work together for the sake of success and continuity. it would be a lie to claim he hadn’t tried in small ways to sabotage parts of a mission or two since they’d begun. after all, it seems the only way to potentially end the painful charade of being continuously paired for missions by a high command with utterly no interest in their opinions of the matter. together, they achieve an unmatched final result ; little else matters, with which he would agree in any other circumstance, but in his mind, nothing truly justifies him having to play at teamwork with cassian fucking horseshit arrogant bossy prick andor for nearly every substantial mission these days. plenty of people believe tris is good for little other than what’s included in an x-wing’s control panel, but high command knows far better, and frankly, tristan himself can only wish that he were only a one-trick pony these days.

unfortunately, his interest in productivity on behalf of the rebellion — not to mention his ego and the maintenance of his image — has kept him from doing any substantial damage and rebel command has otherwise refused to grant them reassignments. for his part, tris darkly assumes that this is, in part, some punishment for the way they’d both continued to react when the assignment pattern emerged. he doubted the generals had been particularly surprised that tristan “ pathological authority issues ” patel had rolled into the first briefing after their initial mission with his datapad lifted over his head, bellowing about how I’m not working with that asshole again, and he almost got me fucking killed are you insane?!, and he only gets in my goddamn way, and I can’t have him in my copilot chair or I swear I will fly that transport into the first sun I see. andor’s similarly dramatic response when he’d entered from the opposite door appeared to throw command significantly more, leading tristan to believe he must be far more the loyal dog of the two.

either way, their protestations hadn’t helped the situation, despite general draven himself having to separate them when tris attempted to throw punches, a fight andor too appeared to be eager to entertain at the time. they had still been sent off together, apparently under the assumption that they would either succeed in their mission ( and the tall order of not killing each other in the process ) or solve the problem of their mutual insubordination on the rebels’ behalf by dispatching each other.

somehow, they’ve survived each other for seven missions now. tristan isn’t convinced their luck will hold.

“ it’s not up for debate. your calculations are off. I’m not using them, so kindly get fucked. ” he doesn’t see the point in mincing words, especially not with the substantial hostility that already exists between them. cassian may outrank him technically, but they both know perfectly well that tris has never cared about rank much. the spy has seen him question plenty of orders given directly by the generals themselves ; if he maintained any expectation that tris would provide him obedience, then he probably doesn’t deserve his rank pins anyway. “ don’t give a shit if you think you’re some kind of savant or whatever. I know how to fly and I know how to trust my gut. I'm telling you, something’s off in that asteroid field. ”

he can’t explain the sense he’s always had for this sort of thing, and to be frank, he expects nothing less than for cassian to call him an arrogant fool and insist upon his own way — which tris still intends to ignore. based on experience, there’s really not much andor can or likely will do about it. tristan supposes there’s a chance he restrains him, leaves him somewhere uncomfortable on the ship for the rest of the mission, and takes over piloting with that snotty imperial droid of his. however, he sincerely doubts he’ll ultimately bother, and otherwise, captain or not, he isn’t the sort to hand out demerits as recompense, nor does the pilot take them much to heart on the rare occasion anyone bothers to deal them to him. tris assumes he’ll deal with some kind of significantly more annoying retribution planetside during the mission — if they even manage to make it there alive through this damned asteroid field.

“ so. ” finally, tris turns his head to regard the captain, lifting an unimpressed brow, managing to control his face to seem utterly impassive, almost bored as he looks at him in a way designed to slip under his annoyingly thick skin. they hang in space on the outskirts of the asteroid field, tris's hands hovering carefully over the controls by merely a centimeter, fingers twitching in anticipation. god, he misses his x-wing. he doesn't even like flying this transport, slow and lumbering and cumbersome as it is, no matter how technically good at it it he is. “ what'll it be, captain? are you going to restrain me, toss me in the back of the ship, and try your luck navigating this shit with your imperial tin can? bug's certainly not gonna help you without me. ”

from beside him, the yellow-trimmed astromech unit - r4-d10, otherwise nicknamed buggy - emits a short bit of binary chatter in confirmation, although tris notes with some irritation that his droid sounds slightly regretful. to his frustration, bug has taken far more kindly than her pilot to the captain, who seems to have a preference for droids over organic beings. ( perhaps that's the one thing for which tris can't blame him. ) regardless, the little astromech will certainly remain loyal to tristan and therefore provide no assistance, short of bodily emergency. “ or ... are you going to step off, stop micromanaging, and allow me to do my fucking job properly? ”

#k4ssa #contract accepted. ( responses ) #x wing pilot au tbt. #cass rly like: get in the garbage chute flyboy #bc he’s TRASH (but force sensitive trash … not that even tris knows that) #i just know they've legit tried to kill each other like 12 times by now