#don’t you just wanna go apeshit

[stonecoldsilly]

cant believe captain k.p. hob specifically went to the bloom to find out who broke off an engagement

and then ten episodes later broke off an engagement himself

my dude that is character growth

that is what I call an arc

that is becoming your own narrative foil

that is being hoist by your own petard

he’s in his villain era! good for him! ✨

#don’t you just wanna go apeshit #don’t you just wanna kill #a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #dimension20 #dimension 20 spoilers #captain k.p. hob #delloso de la rue #battlemaster of ceremonies

[movedtodykedvonte]

As much as I like asshole big shot Spamton headcanons, I love the idea he was kinda normal and down to earth or more anxious/pathetic even more.

Like a lot of people make him an asshole to explain why no one helped him or why he avoided getting help cause it meant admitting to his shitty behavior. But from how everyone speaks about him before he went missing he was a decent guy, unlucky but they refer to him as prestigious and speak with regret over his downfall. He was probably a normal but shady guy (due to the phone) who was more an oddity than nuisance to those around him. A lot of him being a jerk as a big shot headcanons sorta stem from the idea he did something to deserve it or his hubris being his down fall and other than him clearly not having money to fall back on I just don’t see it that way.

A crux of Spamton’s character is that he is ultimately helpless and not in control of what happens/happened to him despite the knowledge he had been bestowed. That everyone is a puppet and he was punished for trying to be something more, something that he wasn’t. It’s a lot more bittersweet and tragic if he genuinely didn’t do anything crazy or sleazy until after his fall cause it just reinforces the idea that no matter what he did or who he made connections with or who helped him, he was never in control and someone else pulled the strings.

Spamton playing by all the phone’s rules, everyone else’s rules and still getting the short end is so befitting of his story and fits to why as a literal puppet he seems to out right refuse to adhere to any semblance of the norm or rules of convention.

#like Spamton trying to find some guidelines that tell him how to succeed and be better and do good #trying to follow every rule and strictures #just so he doesn’t mess up and doesn’t lose it all #only to be driven insane for leaning into it losing everyone and thing you loved and being tossed aside anyway #that’s so much more compelling to me than he was a jerk always and kinda got what was coming to him #like I love sleazy sales man Spamton but I also love Spamton as a puppet being like that cause he’s sick and tired of being fucking nice #aren’t you tired of being nice? #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #puppet spam at Addispam and big shot Spamton #utdr #undertale #deltarune #spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton g. addison #addispam #big shot spamton #big shot era #also makes it sadder when people still talk being his back about being weird or odd or out of place cause he genuinely is trying #he’s just like that #deltarune headcanon

[bypowers]

will:

#don’t you just wanna go apeshit #preferably @ mike but considering his lines in st3.. 🙄 #byler #st4 #will byers #the plaid shirt 💀

[goodbyehahafolder]

#are you tired of being nice #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #princess peach #the brunette girl I’m so sorry I forgot your name #Mario Kart #? #Mario world #idk #video games

[nicomochi9002]

I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!

#nicomochi9002 #shitpost #chaos #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #going apeshit is ok #in fact i condone this behavior #feralcore #feral #bastard

[carlyraejepsensterfbangs]

Found a sign for a “campus LGBTQ survey” about how they treat the community. 95% trans questions. “Same sex” said once, and I think it was a *mistake* because they said gender everywhere else. I went through the damn thing because I wanted to yunno, say a few pointed things at the end, and it was anonymous.

No boxes for words. Nothin’.

Don’t *mention* gay people when you don’t care. Because we can tell.

#aren’t you tired of being nice? #don’t you just wanna go apeshit

[spicyicymeloncat]

Btw among us is forgiven of all crimes, you can pet things now and games that let you pet get 200000x points

#a #a a #amogus??????? #among us #yes me and my friends still play among us now and again #we are cringe and free <3 #they added hide and seek as an actual thing and it’s actually so fucking fun #there is an animated seen of the imposter keeling over before having its stomach ripped open to make a mouth #and then you run around the map like crazy to the beat of boss music and kill everything in sight #cmon #it’s like #aren’t you tired of being nice? #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #random #:)

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

they call me Spider-Man the way I be masking

#actually autistic #im holding off a meltdown rn and this is my coping mechanism #i thought this was funny #but fr #does anyone else ever get overwhelmed and just want to destroy everything #my autism creature: #aren’t you tired of being nice? #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #D:

[rubeebeeb]

So is anyone going to write the Ninjago AU where Zane actually does become an official member of the SoG as part of his plan to infiltrate them but then he starts getting attached to it and really enjoys the feeling of freedom it brings him and he just ends up sticking with them for a chance at a new life as Snake Jaguar where no one views him as just a bunch of metal parts to rip out or a walking database to ask endless questions of or do I have to do it myself?

Just thinking about him riding with the rest of the SoG and he tries needless speeding for the first time and he’s loving the rush.

Or him chilling at Laughy’s just enjoying life being a regular dude but like a regular dude who’s in a gang that’s trying to revive a dark lord yknow.

Except he totally still plays protector bc that’s just like who he is. Like he doesn’t want to go on the dumb lil crime runs some of the SoG are into but he does anyway to cement his reputation with them and so he can sneakily make sure they don’t hurt anyone. Like if they want to burn down an old abandoned building just for the hell of it he stops them like “hey maybe we should make sure there’s no one inside first” or maybe if there’s a conflict on the street he’ll make sure to get any civilians out of harm’s way. The rest of the SoG don’t really care that he does this, like eh the guy’s a bit of a pacifist but not liking needless violence or harm to innocents is understandable, as long as he’s a good time and is fast on his bike who cares. Hell, maybe some even find it a lil endearing.

He cuts all ties w the ninja and makes sure they won’t be able to track him and god it hurts and he hates that he has to do it but he needs a fresh start and he hopes that maybe one day they’ll understand. Or at least that he’ll be lucky enough to never have to run into them and find out that they don’t.

Is it ooc? Probably. Do I care? Not really

#ninjago #zane julien #ninjago zane #zane ninjago #sons of garmadon #snake jaguar #aren’t you tired of being nice? #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #maybe he likes riding his bike down empty highways at night just for the hell of it idk #i think he deserves it #as a treat #snake jaguar betrayal au

[berrybore]

Tartarus Percy is just ✨chef kiss✨

#don’t you just wanna go apeshit #he deserves to be insane #as a treat #unhinged Percy rights #percy jackson #pjo #hoo

[deviiancetv]

“I’m so tired of being sad, I wanna go APESHIT!”

#devii’s art #art #graphic design #graphic art #quotes #quote art #edgy quotes #canva art #artists on tumblr #don’t you just wanna go apeshit

[stonecoldsilly]

post calamity, aabria didn’t get to kill off brennan in acofaf and exact her long overdue revenge cos the boy RAN but, even though it’s a prequel and he should theoretically have plot armour, citizen abraham mehermbler dies tonight, spectacularly and permanently, i know this in my heart.

#roll20con #roll20 #aabria my beloved #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #don’t you just wanna kill kill kill #aabria iyengar #citizen doctor abraham mehermblur #brennan lee mulligan

[disaster-by-chance]

Unhinged Daniel Larusso is so,,, gender.

#aren’t you tired of being nice? #don’t you just wanna go apeshit #that’s literally what it is #i need a complication of just like #unhinged and beat up or sad Daniel larusso #for science obviously #god i love him #daniel larusso #cobra Kai #cobra kai season 5 #cobra kai s5 #ralph macchio

[fishook]

sometimes i remember and i have to go outside and take a few breaths of outdoor air to calm down again

#don’t you just wanna go apeshit

[imapursoon]

you know some days I don’t think it’d be such a bad idea to resort to murder for all my problems

#shitpost #don’t you just wanna go apeshit

[dementedmk]

I know this is for some online class bullshit but it looks like this guy is trying to incite class violence

#don’t you just wanna go apeshit #tumblr ads #tumblr #ads #weird ads