#don't worry I'm a professional

[fanficmaverickpodcast]

There should be leaked audio deleted scenes floating around *cough cough* please make it so

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No actually we are begging for it. FFMP Blooper Reels TM

We DO have a new episode scheduled to drop tomorrow covering the Encanto OC fandom community, and I MAY have found a short few minutes of recorded time where we were having technical issues, and I MAY have included it at the beginning of the episode just for you lol! I'm afraid that's as bloopery as it gets on FFM but I am putting it in, hope you enjoy!

#fanficmaverick #tech fails #don't worry I'm a professional #encanto oc fandom episode coming right up

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

Oh yes my favorite duo, 'AAWEHEHEGWGWV 🥺🥺' and 'I'm barely tolerating your ass'

#Deltarune #utdr #ralsei #kris dreemurr #i don't actually believe in the 'Ralsei is actually in love with the player' i just think the idea is funny #in tea theory terms: kris getting 60+ health probably means they like ralsei enough considering the circumstances #but them barely tolerating him because he's putting an annoying uwu vibe to please the player is a way funnier #people in the fandom worrying over Ralsei being all suspicious but I'm here to show you that's actually a good thing #imagine how unbelievable funny it would be if his cute face just dropped the second the player isn't looking #and ralsei tries to explain to kris that they should also act a bit more put together for the sake of their plan #'kris professionals have standards' and proceeds to do his dumb looking down blushy face #anyway thanks for listening to my insane ramblings about sus ralsei

[mylittleredgirl]

they recently had us switch to a new organization and calendar system at work (including some new software but mostly “this is how you should organize your entire life and you will know peace and never miss a task again!!”). at least half of the system is just a digital version of what i was already doing, and other parts of it are better, so i have no idea why it took me out at the knees. i had been riding a long sweet wave of low anxiety and now i'm trapped in a byzantine maze of highly doable tasks and shaking like a shelter dog in a crate—the exact opposite of what the system is supposed to do.

and the craziest part is that somehow... i can't seem to go back to my old system anymore either?? it's only been a few weeks! i used that for five years!! it’s like i have forgotten how to do the most basic parts of my job or make decisions. my brain turned into a stack of marbles and now they’re all over the floor.

like damn, apparently those crayola markers and glitter stickers were a load-bearing structural element of my professional competence. how do i explain that to regular people.

#i would love for this new system to work for me! it looks fantastic!! #i'm told if we 'fight through our resistance' and 'commit to it completely' it'll Fix Us and we'll never be stressed again #they took away my highlighters and my higher brain functions expired on the spot #fyi a coworker asked 'hey what about neurodivergence' and they said 'actually everyone with adhd loves it and it fixed them :)' #so...???? to be fair idk if i have even have adhd. like a psych professional told me i do but in the funniest possible way #it was an aside as i was leaving an appointment. columbo-style medical diagnosis. #'btw this is also wrong with you. but the meds would fuck you up so don't worry about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' #thanks? okay. sounds good boss 👍

[themachine]

#i will be doing fine and dandy for like 2 weeks and then boom #paranoia dysphoria depression nightmares the memories erratic thoughts insomnia suicidal ideation thoughts of self harm increased agitation #i hit the character limit on that. i could go on for more but you get the point #this keeps happening. i have a sneaking suspicion something might be wrong #og well! i don't have the time or willpower to deal with dismissive medical professionals so i'm forced to surrender myself to the elements #this might be a bit too personal to post on tumblr to my 600 something followers but fuck it. hi guys. i'm fine don't worry

[madamairlock]

Alright friends, we've got a chapter break, so enjoy the first part of the injured!Laura fic I've been teasing the past few days. And thank you all so, so much for the support. I adore each and everyone one of you and I hope you enjoy the semi-final product while I keep going on the second half.

#everything professional is being attended to as well don't worry #i'm an expert multitasker #actually this has been a fun little break bc chapter seven got angst #anyway #bsg #battlegal #battlestar galactica #kaitlin writes #spaceparents #a lot of fluff and comedic relief #but some hurt/comfort too

[bsaka7]

sorry the funniest thing about hockey is that they really make these guys play in. des moines. st paul. loser ass sports cities.

#i can say this bc i have at various points in my life driven to both of these places once a week. #i mean i like st paul and i have gone to st paul sts games etc and tbh i like dsm too but it's soooo funny to me #dude living their professional sporting dream. lives in st paul. dude gets drafted to an nhl team. moves to DES MOINES #or rockford #god i don't even like Rockford but they have a banger off-season robotics comp #i can't even bear to go look at the full list of where these teams are. #mke is cool tho even tho i literally didn't know mke had a hockey team until like. last month #do u guys hate me i have strong opinions on Midwest geography. i can't believe im going to Boston for 6mo #im going to be eaten alive and then maybe move out west for one more winter OR im moving to the tc and getting a real job #hock.txt #'to the tc' I need to be an hour away or im killing myself #i worry these posts Will let u find out where I'm from but then i remember i post about it occasionally lol. if u know u know. #ALL THIS cuz i saw a pic of big dew and i was like wow he could have been one of the average-cute boys at my hs #So instead of making a mean post. I made this one.

[sky-is-the-limit]

not trying to sound like the fun cop but, what does konig offer that makes him have in depth fanfics..ofc people are allowed to like him and stuff but I’m just saying, besides being a free character what else is there? lmao

It's literally just the Dark Romance tiktok girlies creating an OC, I see nothing more 💀

Unless they're into frogs cause he literally sounds like one.

#don't worry I'm a professional hater #ask #cod #call of duty

[localdemigendergoblin]

Picture this:

Its Friday 5-6th period the first week after Easter holidays and you have only slept about 1 hour.

Your physics teacher is yapping about a new topic wich you don't understand since your tired.

You prop your head up on your hand so it's more comfortable.

You don't even realize you slept in.

You sleep for about fifteen minutes.

You wake up to the whole class (including the teacher) looking at you.

One student yells: "Why is she allowed to sleep but I'm not?!"

Your gf looks him dead in the eyes and replays: "Maybe because she has better grades then you" and then turns to you: "You can go back to sleep. Mr *my teachers name* allowed you to"

You continue to sleep for the rest of the lesson.

After the lesson ended your teacher calls you over and asks you why your so tired.

You explain you just haven't been feeling well and therefore couldn't sleep.

He just nods and says he hopes I'll feel better and that I shouldn't worry so much.

Best teacher in the world. Holy fuck.

#school #physics #teacher #sleeping in class #mentally unstable #mentally fucked #exhausted #tired #Imagine worrying about school so much you can't fucking sleep #He is godsend omfg I needed that sleep so much #He literally told me it's fine but I should talk to a professional about it. #My next appointment with my therapist is in a month #And honestly I don't think I'll be able to live that long :( #That was a bad joke I'm sorry

[victorluvsalice]

-->And with that, it was finally off to Van Liddelton Groceries once more! Alice got to open the place up this time, though first, I had her set the prices to “Sale” (aka 15% markup) down from the regular 25% markup. Why? Because they DO NOT need the money, and I wanted to see if stuff would sell faster if it was a little cheaper. She then got sent to have some zoomies to deal with her slowly-growing Fury (no wolfing out at work!) while Victor bunked down for a nap in the break room and Smiler went out to handle the sales floor (after consulting their future cube for advice, since I wanted them to do something while waiting for customers – “the cube abides,” apparently)! Amusingly, the very first Sim to show up for the day was L. Faba – guess she was tired of Morgyn getting all the attention whenever the gang visited the Magic Realm. XD (Which reminds me, I really gotta bind Victor’s dragon familiar to him already...) Anyway, after a bit of lag, Smiler was able to let off one of their patented vampiric happiness bursts for the incoming customers and chat with Catarina Lynx for a bit to try and convince her to buy stuff –

-->And then Alice came back, and I decided that I wanted her to make some more food downstairs rather than force her to chat with customers. A decision that led to me transferring $40,000 of their household funds over to the store so I could upgrade the downstairs kitchen area with the best Schmapple fridges and ovens, and add a counter by the corner so I could put in a stand mixer, a waffle iron, and a pizza oven! All in the blue swatches, since I thought those looked nice. :) I then had Alice use the bulk food processors from Simsonian Library to process some potato flour so she could whip up a batch of dough –

-->Aaand suddenly EVERYONE WAS BUYING SHIT. Yeah, apparently cheaper prices DO encourage more sales. I quickly had Alice run up there to help Smiler with the initial rush (since Victor was still working on taking care of his needs) – Catarina picked up a loaf of cheesy bread for $71; Christen a jar of blueberry jam for $80; and Janae a small mushroom for $5. We got a brief break while some of the customers got distracted by the sight of celebrity Brytani Cho in the store (long enough for Victor to get up and go to the bathroom), but after that and another annoying case of lag, the sales started coming again, with Bella Goth grabbing a box of dried sage for $413, and L. Faba getting a box of cheese for $621. I took a moment to check downstairs and saw that Alice’s dough was ready, so I had her go downstairs and grab that –

Aaand got an LE as she did so. However, that was shortly followed by customer Olivia grabbing an avocado from the produce fridges/warming racks, so I think the LE was actually related to that – specifically, to my Brazen Lotus stuff. Meh. At least I'm pretty sure I know what it is (the game doesn’t have a proper animation to play if a Sim is getting a normally-not-allowed-in-produce-fridges item out of a produce fridge, so it goes “hey”) and that it’s not TOO game-breaking!

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #yeah I'd been meaning to lower their prices for a while now #as stated they do NOT need the money #and I want to get this place emptied so I can rethink what I want to sell and how I want to sell it #thinking of going toward a more 'prepared foods' model #we will see #in the meantime you can see things remain pretty busy on the lot #good thing Smiler loves socializing :p #and Victor and Alice can tolerate it :p #and I liked upgrading the processing area downstairs with the new small appliances #looks a little more professional now #Alice seems to enjoy using everything #though now I'm thinking we should have more than one of each appliance #so we could have multiple items getting cooked at once #I mean I have two ovens and two fridges already #things to ponder as we move forward! #and yeah that LE really does seem to be related to people trying to buy things out of the produce fridge #that normally wouldn't go in a produce fridge #and since I have a mod from Brazen Lotus that allows you to put things in the produce fridge that normally don't go there #not gonna worry about it for now but #it is a factor in me considering redoing the store a bit #we'll see what happens! #queued

[detentiontrack]

Me 🤝 the calamity trio in every post amphibia fic

not knowing how to be a normal teenager after trauma

#i am so good in crisis #and i am REALLY good at being an adult and being professional and getting things done while doing the bare minimum of things for myself #i'm good at being mature and responsible and carrying the weight of everything on my shoulders #but now i dont have any of those problems to carry #objectively. i have the life of a normal teenaged girl. all of my active problems are normal things everyone my age experiences #but i just. don't know how to be a 17 year old girl with no huge responsibilities #i don't know how to not be in active danger or crisis #i don't know how to dress my age or have typical conversations or hang out with friends at the mall #i don't know how to let myself sit down and play a game or read a book or watch a movie without worrying about what i have to do next #people always say that me being mature and responsible is a good thing. but i wish i could just be a normal 17 year old #i wish i could be irresponsible sometimes or make a dumb teenage decision #how do you get out of survival mode and actually LIVE

[lord-of-the-noodles]

#i'm fine #this is fine #meme #memes #mental health #physical health #surprisingly #this is a joke #please seek help if you notice worrying things about your physical or mental health #rip to everyone without universal healthcare btw #you specifically are allowed to conduct your own research or consult non professionals #you don't have to go into dept just cuz you had a bad feeling #but if your research comes out with a worrying result plz see someone professional

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Hhhhhh why does it always have to take me six hours to transition into doing anything it's so frustrating I just wanna write that fanfic NOW or take the shower NOW or get out of bed NOW I don't want to spend half the day hyping myself up for it >:|

#vent #<- but not a truama dumping vent or anything #just frustrated with... executive dysfunction? I think that's what this is #idk im not diagnosed I haven't talked to any professionals or ND folks all I know comes from the internet #(namely youtube and instagram shorts/reels) #just me rambling #like legitimately the not being able to shower unless I hype myself up for three and a half days thing is so frustrating #esp when combined with the brain fart of “welp! did my shower don't have to worry about that anymore:)” #*continues not to worry about it for half a week and suddenly needs a shower again* #only exaggerating a little. I do struggle to get even weekly showers done sometimes #like I manage to scrape by but it's not easy for me #fully hate being undiagnosed thank you very much #and since the tone of this is probably kinda heavy/angry: don't worry about me or anything I'm currently happy and doing alright in my life #just wanted to vent a bit bc this is one thing that does bother me still #and it does kinda lead into other issues when life gets busier #like nlt being able to keep up with homework #but I'm good for now! I'm doing well :) #anyways. yes. sorry 'bout the ranting and rambling #gonna go do something fun now bye!

[the-lincyclopedia]

No one told me about the sheer gender euphoria that can come from your cishet ex-boyfriend acknowledging that you’re trans and calling you “dude” repeatedly.

#a lin original #gender #gender euphoria #transgender #trans #nonbinary #this is NOT First Boyfriend; don't worry #this is my third and favorite ex-boyfriend #honestly not 100% sure he's cishet but he's very insistent that he is #anyway we just had the best conversation we've had in ... honestly probably years? #he's been mansplainy for a while but tonight he wasn't and it was really lovely to talk to him #i just got back from the place where we met and had lots of news to share #and he was excited to hear all that and also was very encouraging when i talked about self-doubt #and he had really exciting personal/professional news as well so i'm really glad we talked!

[karinhart]

i think i have more cats followers on this blog so i'm just gonna say here that if any of you get your hands on a recording of the sistina production i will do absolutely anything for it. i will draw anything in the world i'll make it so elaborate i'll work on it for a week genuinely i'll do anything

#not art #i try to keep this blog to just art and i try to keep it. well. not professional. this is tumblr. but in the ballpark of professional #and begging for bootlegs is not very professional #but i wanna see this production so fucking bad!!!!! #idk if there IS a recording. i certainly haven't heard anything about it #but i'm not like. in the bootleg scene. it intimidates me and i don't understand it #so i'm worried that even if it exists i'll miss it #and i really really REALLY want it

[ronanlynchbf]

diversity loss! those ppl correctly gendering u assumed you're straight..

#well 'correctly gendering' they genuinely just saw me as Some Guy i think so automatically referred to me as he #anyway there are a group of usually four to five ppl at the train station nearest to me who stop u and talk to you about sj stuff and/or as #you to donate. so stuff like immigrant rights lgbtq+ rights the environment et cetera & they were eyeing me when i was approaching (to #potentially be stopped & talked to etc. i get stopped like. 80% of the time around there) but then turned back towards each other and said #something along the lines of 'oh this is so scary this is so hard he's so scary' and then didn't stop me to talk and literally as i walked #away (i was JUST past them some ppl rlly do not wait for someone to be out of earsight to tall abt them) one of them said 'his face looked #good (as in approachable & a potential Person To Converse With) but the rest of him....straight man. look at that blouse.' #the previous sentence loosely quoted but it was smth like that...........WTF DO U MEAN STRAIGHT MAN??? TAKE THAT BACK PLEASE I BEG 😭🙏 #<<<<<< also they meant cis straight man specifically i'm pretty sure...which is the absolute worst part of that whole assumption. #ALSO what's wrong with my blouse......... #thanks 4 the gender euphoria though. much obliged 👍 #double also i don't think i'm using this meme setup thingie in the way it is supposed to be used but it makes sense either way. to me. #TRIPLE ALSO we're just assuming that if someone is a straight man they immediately don't gaf about social justice stuff?? okay..... #i mean i get it but also big generalization. but also i get it. but also big generalization. anyway. in other news i found out my grandma #used to write my grandpa actual poems. like ACTUAL actual poems of the professional sort that she made up and wrote down herself to give #to him <3333 #& more news though this one is not very surprising and in fact very predictable I AM SO SLEEPY TIRED. ZONK TOWN I'M COMING DON'T U WORRY❗❗ #just need to read the newspaper (the mutuals' posts of 2day) and then i am going to bed IMMEDIATELY u best believe.

[tincansamurai]

yknow shit is working out pretty good for me now that i’m putting as little pressure on myself as possible

applied to a bunch of shit through a temp agency’s website yesterday, today got a call to set up an interview with them for tomorrow, which will be right after i get a haircut so i’m gonna look soo professional

the barrier to entry for jobs for me is getting someone to interview me. if i can get interviewed, i have the job. i think if i can get a temp position, it’ll be like a month before they decide to hire me on for real. since there’s an interview with the agency, i think i can get the recruiter to want to recommend me for shit. i just need something with a consistent schedule. i wanna know i can plan to do things with any spontaneity. would also be nice to have a normal weekend, but i’m not that picky. simply having two days off in a row would be crazy

i also kinda want it to be a little fuck you to aldi for stringing me along about promoting me. you’re gonna hype me up about a promotion and then as soon as i come out you go radio silent for two months? fuck off i’m gonna do data entry for the same money and less killing my body

#i'm not gonna come out as nonbinary anywhere else tbh it causes so much fucking hassle #for the purposes of professional life i am a dude from now on #fingers crossed i pass enough that everyone assumes i'm a guy and i don't need to deal with any more bullshit #i will need to actually go to the gym after i leave aldi though lol #normally i would be worried about jinxing this but it doesn't matter what job or when i am gonna leave aldi ASAP regardless