#drarry have kids

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Took me way too long to make this, enjoy the sneak peek 👀 (the gif better work)

#drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #not even kidding #I've been working on this #for at least 2 hours #or more #for my 8th year fic #that's taking me forever to write #hopefully you like this #never doing it again #lmao #please please let me know if you like it #I might have pulled a back muscle making this #with my bad posture

[rollercoasterwords]

hiiiii i hope life is good! just wondering if you've read any good fics lately that you'd reccomend ? :~)

simply have not been reading v much fic the past year or two my peak fic-reading year was in 2022…however have enjoyed some r/s oneshots + a few drarry fics over the past few months!

crushed ice by sectoren @sectoren is a really fun r/s oneshot in which s keeps showing up 2 r’s part-time jobs…had me giggling & kicking my feet etc…

your hand in mine and other brief, annihilating intimacies by superloonyluna @superloonyluna is another r/s oneshot w absolutely beautiful writing in which s is a performer in a traveling theater troupe & r is their last minute stand-in for the leading man <3

revolvevlover by firethesound & zeitgeistic is a drarry fic that actually killed me…technically a oneshot as well but it’s 56k words so. harry is an assassin who gets assigned draco as a mark…ending made me wanna throw my phone at the wall 🤧

nor all that glisters by sweet_sorrow (sweet_s0rr0w? i can’t tell w the ao3 font…) @sweet-s0rr0w is another drarry fic in which draco starts taking felix felicis post-war during his house arrest 2 try and turn his life around 🤭

completely different fandom but read the end of the world by fernwithy a while back which was a fic abt haymitch’s hunger games & really liked it <3

have so many fics on my to-read list as well that i simply haven’t gotten around to yet…if anyone else has recs they’d like 2 share please feel free…

#ask #fic recs #<- i also have this tag u can look thru… #also being serious abt the recs feel free 2 share rn im rereading middle grade fantasy series i liked as a kid 2 de-stress… #but my other go-to comfort read is drarry fanfic lmao. i do need them 2 fuck at some point tho filter set 2 E 🫡 #only problem w that is i’m picky abt sex scenes so if i read an E fic that gives me too many personal icks then i abandon it… #but when u find a GOOD one. nothing compares… #have not read a longer r/s fic in ages feel like i’m pickier abt their characterizations….

[rewritingcanon]

my fav new thing to do is trolling jegulus shippers by saying jegulus is hinny-coded

#‘its brothers bsf and theyve always loved the other since they were a kid but he didnt see them as more than his bff’s brother 🥺’ #so its marauders hinny #i only do this to really condescending jegulus shippers btw not the ones who are normal. im a hater but not that much of a hater… #nah its so funny bc sometimes they dgaf but sometimes they get very mad 😭😭 i think its bc most jegulus shippers are diehard drarry shippers #but its funny bc they’ll argue that hinny have no chemistry and in one breath ship jegulus #harry potter #hp #hinny #anti jegulus #ginny weasley #i once did with this someone and they proceeded to say ‘but jegulus has spice 🔥🔥’ imma shove ur spice up ur ass how abt that #<- is that a controversial tag? #rewriting

[milkcryptid]

most of my ships are basically the sarcastic traumatized guy + older traumatized homicidal guy (the first one has the potential for murder too)

#hannigram #tomarrymort #steter #deter #voidles #steterek #[redacted] ←you can't torture that one out of me #loustat too whenever louis stops complaining and eats AS HE SHOULD #the outliers are drarry and sterek because they have the potential but they are missing the core homicidal tendencies sadly #was thinking about this cuz i remembered #that i used to ship pitch/jack frost and danny phantom/vlad when i was a little kid #yeah no one is surprised by that

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Do Draco Fans Really Love Draco?

I read a Quora post last year when I was still new to HP where the user did an AO3 fic analysis and pointed to the number of fanfics to prove how much Draco's fans love him and how overrated he is.

But I think all these fanfics prove how misunderstood Draco is as a character. You see all these fics where:

his parents are abusive

he was an angel all along and it's his parents' fault why he's mean

he becomes all hot and bothered like a fanboy for Harry as soon as Harry shows him some sort of decency

Draco is basically Ron but rich and blonde

he is basically male Ginny but rich and blonde

he simps for Hermione and thinks she is the most beautiful girl in the school (as if!)

his redemption fics have all his mean moments transplanted on another character (eg. Blaise, Theo, Vincent, Gregory or some random male OC) to make him look better

he acts all girly

he's a loner and no one understands him

he's self-conscious or has low self-esteem

he takes all the blame for his bad relationship with the trio like the golden trio were saints who never hurt him too and basically kisses their butts to repent

he's a mini Voldemort in training

he's a manwhore

befriending the golden trio is the only way for him to have a better life

befriending/dating someone in the golden trio is part of his redemption arc

he and Hermione are bestie study buddies

he and Harry use the sectumsempra scars as a romantic/sexual bonding moment

he renounces his pureblood supremacy beliefs faster than a Thanos snap

Astoria is the only reason he changed like he was not traumatized by an awful war

he can't fight or he's weak/pathetic etc...

Draco is not a poor misunderstood, abused baby or a demon child, baby Hitler. He's a normal boy who grew up with bigoted views. He has a loving family. He likes making impressions and being a class clown. He calls out Harry's show-off behaviour when no one else will. He tells things as it is when he calls out Hagrid for being an atrocious teacher and Hogwarts being a dumpster fire school. He likes girls and goes on to have a nice family. He repeatedly warns the golden trio about the approaching DEs and tells them to leave the area while being a complete jerk and laughing at the possibility of Hermione being attacked at the same time. He's not a wimp and can land blows in fights. He can be overly dramatic. He can be stoic in the face of humiliation/abuse. He's creative and artistic. He's a spoiled heir of a rich family who's confident and knows his worth. He's classist. He bit off more than he could chew when he became a DE. He has been group assaulted multiple times by his peers, more than what his rude behaviour deserved. He holds grudges against people who offend him. He seems to have good chemistry with his house. The golden trio accuse him of crimes we never see evidence of while being hypocrites and doing the same behaviour themselves (eg. Hermione accusing Draco of bullying first years as a prefect then she and Ron proceed to bully first years multiple times as prefects). He never truly shined because his author hated him.

I just want Draco content where he is portrayed fairly. Interesting fics without Drarry would be great too. Lord knows Drarry and Dramione are major culprits in this warping of poor Draco's character. Fanon Draco can be fun too but so many times it just feels like an OC with Draco's face on it.

I wish Draco could have more of the same kind of great self-actualization fics that Severus Snape has where he is allowed to be his best self without gay romance involved or where the romance is a background thing or where the golden trio are not involved. Just him vibing with other Slytherins and forgetting the golden trio even exists. I have enjoyed many amazing Draco fics but now that I have come to understand book!Draco more, a lot of them make me feel kind of unsatisfied and hollow now.

#draco malfoy #pro draco malfoy #anti golden trio #just to be safe #drarry critical #fanon draco malfoy #canon draco malfoy #canon draco malfoy >>> fanon draco malfoy #harry potter fanfiction #draco malfoy deserves better #harry potter series #harry potter movies #harry potter books #dramione critical #i used to love drarry but not anymore #jkr wasted draco's character #hp fandom overly demonizes draco #jkr critical #Draco's characterization in Dramione is annoying #why do people constantly have the golden trio drive Draco's redemption when these kids don't give a damn about Draco? #And Draco does not like them for reasons beyond his pure blood believes? #It's almost like Zuko joining the Gaang without his previous positive scenes with Aang in S1 & S2 and Katara in S2 #why would Draco join the so called light side when its members have treated him like trash before they even got to know him properly? #harry potter fandom #malfoy family

[drarrytm]

I’m sorry I know everyone said I should read the professor fic but I’m having to gear myself up for it lmao. Anyway I read the SWEETEST drarry fic and my teeth are literally falling out of my head it was so pure. I’m obsessed and they only posted it October 12th but I need MORE. I need a part two I need a proposal I need the wedding I need the BABIEEEESSSSSSS.

Fic is Release by HSVH on ao3.

#I NEED SCORPIUS JAMES POTTER-MALFOY. I NEED ORION JOHN POTTER-MALFOY. I NEED LISSA JEAN POTTER-MALFOY. #yes I have named all their kids for this person fucking fic and will be disappointed if they switch it up but that’s who I am #just kidding I would gladly read just a crumb of a part 2 even if they named all their kids fucking Severus #(which I would truly hope they don’t) #drarry #fic rec #drarry fic rec #drarry fluff

[lucyghoul]

i believe it is my sacred duty as a bookseller to let middle schoolers read inappropriate books

#i have coworkers who believe it’s their duty to prevent that and i think they’re evil humans who love censorship #esp when they aren’t even middle schoolers but are fully in high school if a mom asks me if something is inappropriate i usually am vague #or say well it depends on the kid #But if you are 15 you can read an ana huang book I read drarry smut that was crazier at a younger age

[roadklii]

I headcanon that LGBT couples in the Harry Potter franchise can have bio-kids through the use of magic and a consenting afab person's egg 👍

#Did I make this HC so Snape and my OC could have a bio-kid? #yes I did #harry potter #hp #hp headcanon #hp ocs #pro severus snape #pro snape #lgbt+ #gay #drarry #random tags lol

[drarryreads]

Close Behind

by @oflights (Mature, 134K)

To rescue Draco from the Underworld, Harry has to look forward.

Unfortunately, Draco has to look back.

#drarry fic rec #drarry #mature #kid fic #eighth year #getting back together #professor harry #curse breaker draco #memory loss #100K+ #I adore this fic and this writer with my whole heart #highly recommend if you haven't read yet and you're looking to have your heart torn out and put back in

[richardsikens-secretlovechild]

read the most recent chapter of “Here's Looking at You Kid” by MesserMoon today and i am so deeply unwell

first of all Harry just being in full on denial when Draco suggested that ‘J & R’ could’ve been James and Regulus had me laughing and screaming in agony

secondly, Narcissa saying that Draco reminded her of Regulus made me SICK

and the greek references???

here are a few of my notes from random parts of the chapter:

My father doesn’t think so. He doesn’t want his son to be gay.

Fathers can get things wrong sometimes. IN AGONY

Whatever it is that Blaise wants, he wants it big. Overwhelming. Oversaturated. Over the top. As much as Theo used to try to dull it, to make Blaise small, Draco has always suspected there was a part of him that was drawn to that.

To how much Blaise overflows.

How much he bleeds into everything he touches. he is so me when i🤭🫠

It’s weird watching the students passing them by. Weird that they’re here. Going to the same classes he had. Sitting at the same tables. Sleeping in same beds. Weird the way the human experience just gets recycled. They look just like them, sound just like them, act just like them

Maybe somewhere in these halls two boys are falling in love. Without prophecies and violence to tear them apart. Maybe they’re carving their names into the walls. I NEED TO BE SEDATED

All the other Greeks who had survived the brutal sack of Troy

sailed safely home to their wives—except this man alone.

i wanna crash my car🤣into a telephone pole standing on the gas with no seatbelt on🧍🏾

#also i just found out while making this post that there’s no ‘to’ in the title💀 #here’s looking at you kid #choices by messermoon #jegulus #drarry #the hurt choices caused is so strong that i felt it all over again reading this chapter #and i feel it when i connect songs or poems to canon compliant jegulus #and i feel it when i watch edits #it’s just always there and it’s stupid because it’s essentially just words on a screen but god does it have a hold on me #also i adore here’s looking at you kid for introducing me to the idea of george/blaise #it sounded so odd the first time i heard it but god messermoon did such a great job making me love them individually and as a pairing

[howcanibesadyetalsoacowboy]

hey does someone on these tags wanna give me a fic reccomendation? I don't usually care about harry potter but I'm just feeling like it now for some reason. and in case it's ambiguous, I think joanne rowling is a horrible person. I don't really care what it's about, I just for some reason wanna read something set in the wizarding world that hasn't been written by jkr

#harry potter #drarry #or whatever #just anything #I'm having what the kids call a hankering #queer stories are good #what do people in this fandom even ship apart from canon pairings and drarry? sorta curious now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

doctor who but i've never watched it

and so it begins again. the people asked for it. the people got it. i will ensure the people regret it.

i have never watched this show, or seen an edit, but i am a thorough researcher and i feel that i've got the essence of it.

this is what i have gathered. academicians worldwide take note.

Firstly, so I don't anger anyone, I accept and acknowledge that the tardis is blue and not yellow. My misinformation was from a Drarry fanfiction, and I had hitherto regarded Drarry fanfiction as the absolute truth.

There are doctors, and there are at least fifteen of them. At least two of them are David Tennant, which I can respect.

I'm not sure why the doctors are doctors, because I can find no trace of any medical procedure except for one doctor who licks things, which he learned from the previous doctor. If this is sufficient reason, I apologise for doubting their credentials.

On the other hand, if they are doctors thanks to a postdoctoral degree, this is also fine, though I have never seen anyone study anything. There is however a doctor, and there were people upset about her, but the fandom pointed out she set the tardis on fire, which is apparently a very doctor thing to do. Setting things on fire is absolutely something any research scholar would love, so again, apologies for doubting their credentials.

At least one doctor is gay. It is probably one of the David doctors, which checks out. He says someone, I think a dentist, is hot. I envy the maybe-dentist.

A t least one doctor is trans. I was unable to find them. But they exist. Oh yes, the fandom assures me they exist.

David Tennant as well as Ncuti Gatwa were fanboys, first of the show, and second of David Tennant, and thus they got into acting. Just a fun tidbit from me, since I am now the authority on this fandom.

There are time machines with which the doctors have sex by piloting them, which is questionable because the time machines are only partially sentient. I am not sure if the time machines are the tardis. But the tardis is blue, and not yellow, of that I am certain.

There was a stage play. Or maybe that was a metaphor for the production budget of the early seasons. I am not sure, but toddler David Tennant watched it. I assume no one took a 3 year old to a stage play, so through scientific deduction, it must have been a metaphor.

At some point, Death is an agony aunt and they have to spill secrets to it, or drown in a lake of human skulls. Who is this they? It's so obvious that the fandom sees no need to explain it, and neither do I. I do know it though. Of that you may remain certain.

A David doctor has a niece and she likes being his niece.

A David doctor has a best friend named Donna. He kisses her head. She supports his fruitiness. It is wholesome. It killed him when he lost her.

Slight tangent, but younger David doctor looks like Andrew Garfield. Current David in photos does give Ben Barnes energy. Any Wolfstar shippers, I believe you've found the Wolfstar kid. It is David Tennant.

A lot of people are David Tennant. A reliable Pinterest post on Doctor Who, clearly well researched, gave me the statistic that 15% of Doctor Who is David Tennant. From the amount of David Tennant that I ran across in my research, I don't understand it but I don't doubt it, either.

Speaking of Andrew Garfield, he in involved in this somehow. I am not sure how, but you cannot escape Andrew Garfield. He is even a part of fandoms he never acted in.

There is an individual named Catherine, I think she is the actress, but she could be a character. She seems to have much less knowledge about Doctor Who lore than I do. David Tennant finds it funny. Maybe he would find me funny, too.

The doctors installed some things in the tardis, from a wheelchair ramp to a jukebox. I don't know why a jukebox was needed. If I'm honest I don't know what a jukebox is. I don't know what the tardis is. But it is blue, and not yellow.

There is a French catchphrase.

Something happens in Wales. I don't know what it is, but something always seems to be happening in Wales in these fandoms, so I don't doubt it.

There is an old Doctor Who in a wheelchair, and he is happy to see a David doctor.

They go around in space, and do things. Who is this they? You and I both know the answer, so we needn't talk about it.

The show intro is "doo wee doo".

There is an alien who is not a mouse, the alien is The Meep, and uses the definite article as pronouns. David doctor is supportive of this, which is very good.

I found baby Yoda in the show, but apparently they call it a 'goblin' there, and someone doesn't like it.

There is a lot to do with time. There is a time hole, and things happen, and people die and are resurrected. There is danger, but it is fun.

They have CGI, and it is not good, which is the best thing about it. Who is they? Please stop asking me. It is rather obvious and something I definitely know.

Someone's boyfriend dies and the boyfriend is then resurrected but then gets lost with his boyfriend but then is reincarnated as a girl who would still call herself the someone's boyfriend but then she is replaced by the boyfriend but he's different now. I apologise for any errors that have crept it, but the tardis is blue and not yellow.

Someone named Martha is a doctor, and someone is very proud of her for it.

The eleventh and twelfth doctors like bow ties.

David Tennant wants to be ginger. David Tennant always gets what he wants. Who can refuse David Tennant? David Tennant is then ginger.

A David doctor gets a happy ending.

Someone yelled at Neil Gaiman about this. It was a mistake. He said that since it had already been done, he wouldn't want to give David's character a happy ending in S3, that would be a trifle unoriginal.

A lesson to be learned, Good Omens fandom, just a bit of advice from your son, do not yell at Neil Gaiman, it does not go well. Rumour has it he murdered the people who complained about him always wearing black. Of course, there is the fact that he doesn't exist, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.

The doctors manifest in the previous doctor's clothes, which is apparently so last season. The tardis also manifests. I don't know where, or how. But it is blue, and not yellow.

I know, there was a lot of lore, so many of you thought I wouldn't be able to gather it all. But look how much research I did! I've got it better than maybe-actress-maybe-character Catherine, I'm sure :"]

Anyway, all the major plot points are covered above, so anyone who hasn't watched Doctor Who, feel free to refer to this and impress your Whovian friends with your knowledge! [not to be judgemental, but what a dreadfully Dr Seuss name, I rather like it]

#doctor who #doctor who lore #doctor who lore summary #dw fandom #doctor who explained #i thought it would be badly #but i think not #doctor who accurately explained #i did so much more research for this than for good omens #i even used pinterest! #good omens mascot #now explaining doctor who at your nearby tumblr #hiding behind a dumpster in case the fandom comes for me #good omens fandom #protect me please #wolfstar #david tennant #10th doctor #9th doctor #11th doctor #12th doctor #13th doctor #14th doctor #15th doctor #look internet parents i can count! #ncuti gatwa #whovian #neil gaiman #and his alleged murders #wolfstar child

[blackcathjp]

drarry fic recs loosely based on my post: fics where harry has a praise kink / draco's dirty talk makes harry's brain fuzzy and needy.

i especially love fics where draco calls him "sweetheart" or "darling", so cute and hot when he says it so naturally, feels so intimate and loving.

mostly pwps and dmhp fics.

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the way you say my name by innerlilith (5k)

the inspiration for this post... the reason why my brain chemistry transformed, the reason for my obsession with sweet pet names. their relationship develops in such a real way, the banter is so drarry. you can feel the sexual (and romanticl!) tension build and build until it breaks and the climax is SO satisfying. also really love draco's "unhinged flirt" characterization. harry getting so hot under the collar is just *chef's kiss*.

far from the tree by aideomai (112k)

reason #2 for this post. it's THE fic. need i say more? you just have to read it. draco can't believe harry would want him, yet he's posessive and can't let him go. harry's obsessed and will do anything to protect him. throw in some angst, mystery, kinky times, next gen kids, draco calling harry "darling" (and subsequently changing the trajectory of my life), and voila! a masterpiece.

dinner and diatribes by hephaestiions (5k)

legilimency sex is SO UNDERRATED. another fic that altered my brain chemistry and lives in my mind rent-free. established loving relationship, with draco knowing how to help and ruin harry. be his peace of mind and make him crackle with sexual need and wild magic. it's a truly delicious fic that is filthy, intimate, and comforting. "to forever and a day" is such a devastating declaration of love.

back where we began by cassiara (25k)

oh. my. god. the way it's slightly teacher/student dynamics but not really, combined with accidental bonding and sorta legilimency because harry is impulsive and curious and obsessed with draco's voice in his head. like??!

stamina spells pleasure by lettered (10k)

bonkers multiple orgasms fic with dom draco and magical spells for sexy times! when i say harry deserves to be RAILED and reduced into a needy little mess, i mean this!

knot your average coworker by @thecouchsofa (22k)

werewolf draco and oblivious harry! subtle praise kink, great feisty banter. sweet and hot fic about harry's desire to care for draco, and draco being baffled by that. also, harry's obsessed with his knot 😏 that is all.

bonus fics (not so much about praise kink):

the earth from a distance by spqr / @andthepeople (15k)

genius and competent draco and action-oriented, need-to-be-useful harry! masterful world-building about 16th century hogwarts, lovely speculative twist on life in the past. survival-based co-dependent relationship turned into intimate & loving romance.

paragraph twelve, clause four by innerlilith (15k)

innerlilith knows how to write lust and tension with longing and gentleness. this is all about quidditch player harry and his sexy bodyguard draco, with a silly premise of hearing your love/hate crush wank loudly next door. the scene where draco begs to see more and how his words make harry turn into a puddle... the push and pull, the burning need, you just have to be there, the build up is so worth it.

#this makes me realize i have more fics to read and more bookmarks to make #i am a dmhp consumer... i need to expand but... dmhp is just so good #wanted to find fics that arent d/s but gotta dig.. welp next time! #drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #bottom harry potter #top draco malfoy #dmhp #drarry fic rec #drarry fics #mature

[koburakai]

saw someone ask for me to come back bc the kids miss me and it made me laugh so have this silly thing that was supposed to be for drarry but now is for lawrusso <3<3<3

#daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #lawrusso #the karate kid #my art