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asthecrowcrafts · 9 months
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dicelibrarian · 3 months
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valiantnightllama · 2 years
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Shout out to this sim who is named after a dish used for serving soup
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farfarawaygirl · 2 years
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Every time I met someone named Duane, I have to remind myself not to ask them what it is like to go through life with such a dumb name.
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meanbihexual · 2 years
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Watching a documentary with @sithwarblade and there's a guy in it named Dick Joselyn.
I beg of you, say your child's name aloud before you commit to it.
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caela-xae-and-zyllynn · 9 months
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The name “blobfish” is so dumb. Calling Psychrolutes marcidus a “blobfish” would be like dropping a Homo sapiens out of an airplane and then deciding to call it a “blobape” or a “splatmammal”
Like seriously you just pulled something out of a high pressure environment, where it lives, into a low pressure environment. What did you expect?
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artistmarchalius · 4 months
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Give Floyd a service bat/emotional support bat!
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sapphichymns · 1 year
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Oh no, why is Diablo 4 good?
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hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.
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cal-kestis · 5 months
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my sweet son itadori being the cutest ever <3
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starjammin · 11 months
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The Barbie trend but they are both Ken I mean look at them-
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mysteriousbean5 · 9 months
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Sooo I don’t own a PS5, had to settle for watching a play through but I couldn’t NOT give these goobers a turn😊
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fxirycxr3 · 29 days
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puppy!!! (grown man)
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cygnus-is-tired · 3 months
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Orthodontist hate him, dentist fear him! It’s NIBBLY!!!
(Unlike Nibbly you aren’t a god so don’t bite hard candy, you can and will fuck up your teeth)
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Please don't say "good boy" to me, I'll cum on the spot and it'll be embarrassing for us both
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mwolf0epsilon · 9 months
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How did Rex get his name?
5 year old CT-7567, running excitedly towards Cody the moment he sees him entering the CC cadet barracks: Cody! Cody! Fox gave me a name!!! Cody, surprised since Fox had initially opposed taking in '67: Really? That's great vod'ika! CT-7567, practically bouncing on the tips of his toes: Yeah! He said it means 'King' in a really old language used by ancient Jetii! He said it fit me because of two reason! Cody, curious: Those being? CT-7567, pausing to think: Well… He only said the one, not the second... But he said I had the makings of a great leader! Cody, a little suspicious: That's awfully kind of Fox. What did he name you then? CT-7567: My name is Rex! Cody, well aware that 'Rex' is a popular name for pet massiffs and dogs: Cody, looking towards Fox who has a shit eating grin: Cody, unwilling to shatter Rex's innocence well before time: … That's a great name Rex… Wear it with pride vod'ika… Rex, grinning from ear to ear: I will! -runs off happily to go tell his batchers- Cody, watching his little brother go: … Cody, looking back at Fox once Rex is gone: You motherfucker... Fox, cackling: I wasn't lying. He's got the makings of a great leader… Fox: It just so happens that he's also a little bitch that bites. Cody: Start running.
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