#elle post

[she-her-cuntboy]

ok since this is a safe space.. Today's wildly specific genderplay fantasy is:

Being a beta male orbiter who somehow convinced a hot mean ethot ahegao of creator to have me help her manage the channel, shoot videos, etc. and she picks up on how desperately easy to manipulate I am for her approval and starts toying with me, asking to try a new makeup look she's been thinking about on me to see how it looks first, so I agree and she gives me big sexy lashes and exaggerated eyeliner and slutty eyeshadow and puts one of her cosplay wigs on me too for good measure, and I look in the mirror and what I see there is goonfuel for the next week, at least. She tells me I look gorgeous and she loves the look, she'll be using it in shoots from now on, and every time I see her post with that makeup style I can't help but remember looking like that and I have to quickly excuse myself to the bathroom to rub one out. She shares bubbly music with me, and gives me makeovers, and tells me how I should be sluttier, and I can't bring myself to do anything but nod along and agree and try my best to obey and impress her. She takes all my straps and replaces them with her dildo collection, so the only way I can even imagine fucking her now is with my own neglected transmasc pussy stuffed full of a double ended dildo. She humiliates and emasculates me further and further and I follow along like a drooling dog eager to do anything to please her, until one day I realize I've been made into a slutty little pornstar just like her, and none of our of followers think of me as a man, or anything other than her submissive lesbian fucktoy she's showing off and bimbofying. And I can't even muster the thought to be upset about the realization - there's a vibrator pressed at just the right angle against my swollen clitoris, long manicured pink nails rubbing my pink pussy lips as they stretch around a fat dildo she works into my vagina, and the thought dissipates into bubbles as I squeal and sigh and cum all over the bed. She laughs at me, so desperately responsive, pets my silly little head, and brushes any doubts or worries out of my thoughts, replaced with pink and bubbles and ribbons and pretty girly bimbo fog. Good girls make more good girls

#dumb puppy #fakeboy #ftm bimbo #ftmtf kink #misgendering k!nk blog #forcefem #feminine sissy #force feminization #forced feminized #covert hypnosis #hypnoslut #fantasy detransition #elle post #gender play #sorry for the Wall Of Text I am not in my right mind and can't evaluate for readability or stuff like that...

[plumfondler]

What if some real high up at Netflix was a hardcore Steddie shipper and called up the suffer bros like "we will give you double the episode budget for next season if you make Steddie happen." Do you think they'd take it.

#Steddie #steddie thoughts #and stoned thoughts tbh #argyle couldnt handle it #elle post

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[violentdelightsbaby]

#girlblogging #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #lana del ray aesthetic #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lizzy grant #alana champion #dollete #dollete aesthetic #dolletecore #just girly things #elle fanning #born to die #dollette #bimbo doll #coquette dollete #coquette #just girls being girls #just girly posts #just girly thoughts #just girl stuff #just girly wishes

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

#elle means well i promise #spencer probably wouldn't text #i just thought of this #well not just now #when i was about to sleep #very random post #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds incorrect quotes #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds x male reader #bau x reader #bau x male reader #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #elle greenaway #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x male reader #elle greenaway x reader #elle greenaway x male reader #those are there #if you squint #i promise

[liesmyth]

I think John Gaius successfully utilized girlpower when he fixed global warming and quality of life inequality, and brought his favorite childhood toy to life, all in the span of one day. Absolutely no further details or points to be said about how he did any of that

He solved wealth inequality, fixed overpopulation, and took care of the issue of rising housing prices in the city of Melbourne. He became the de facto leader of the most powerful democracy on earth and dismantled capitalism. He took care of the global nuclear stockpile, cleaned up the Pacific Trash Vortex, and found the answer to several metaphysical questions that have fascinated humanity for centuries, such as "Is there such thing as a soul?" and "Does Pluto count as a planet?" He also ate the sun.

Nobody's doing it like him

#Anonymous #ask #ejg #THIS IS A SHITPOST #elle tlt posting #tlt

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want you whipped into shape!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #wang lingjiao #wen zhuliu #'When I say jump - say “how high'”? You know you're doing it right when you start to cry!“ #Of course I can't resist the Legally blonde reference. This is the Elle Woods is canon in PD-MDZS blog #I love this scene so much. There are a lot of things to say about it and I would go over the limit if I indulged. #Suffice it to say the main takeaway *here* is that I think YZY is milfboss of the millennia. #I intended for this to be posted on international women's day but my ambition led me to keep trying to make it better. #And by better I mean I spent several days (re)drawing this one and that is **not** what poorly-drawn-mdzs is supposed to be about. #I will be making the next few comics worse to compensate <3 At the very least I will honour my time and tag it as 'better drawn' #('my time' spent hunched over my desk while I chant 'this concept is *not* above my skill level!' over and over again) #Funny story about PD!Wen Zhuliu; he was supposed to show up sooner but I kept accidently cutting the comics he would have been in. #So I like to think he just went on a long coffee run. 'Go get me an (insert coffee chain) pink drink' said Wen Chao. #'He never said from which location' said Wen Zhuliu as he proceeded to walk 100km to the farthest cafe he could find.

[strawberyangell]

#girlblogging #coqeutte #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #pink pink pink #coquette fashion #princess core #coquette aesthetic #coquette community #coquette moodboard #im just a girl #girlblogger #girl boss gaslight gatekeep #manic pixie dream girl #lily rose melody depp #elle fanning #lizzy grant #hyper feminine #feminine urge #female rage #female hysteria #sofia coppola #the virgin suicides #lux lisbon #femcore #vs angel #lana del rey #girlcore #girly #girl interrupted #just girly posts

[tobias-hankel]

No tie, top button undone, short sleeves, glasses, tiny coffee cup

#criminal minds #spencer reid #thats it #that is the whole post #2x3 #2x3 criminal minds #shout out to Elle in the back sleeping #and the Derek staring at Spencer

[she-her-cuntboy]

oh my god I neeeeed to be sedated and kidnapped and drugged and feminized and fucked and bred until I'm stupid, I swear--

#elle post #dumb puppy #ftm misgendering #ftm bimbo #detrans kink #k!nk blog #trans nsft #t4t breeding #mlm concept #tmlm #consensual #consent #intox fantasy #r@pe play #genderplay #orientationplay

[iloveevilwomen]

my fave girlfails <3

#might post my headcanons soon lol #ellsworld #eddsworld #ew ell #ew matilda #ew tori #ew tamara #my art #why is the quality so bad

[redhoodie1723]

i have more,,, pls do u y’all want to see more

edit: part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8

#jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner #kate callahan #matt simmons #emily prentiss #derek morgan #elle greenaway #spencer reid #penelope garcia #criminal minds #text post #yes i have reid favoritism #what abt it? #i have some of the other characters in the other set i made #and then i made a third set just for my fav duos #also why is Reid always finding himself in situations?? #like he’s always got something going on #he’s tired #give someone else a situation for once @writers #reds edits tag

[kizzys]

Heartstopper + text posts

#heartstopper #heartstopperedit #nick nelson #charlie spring #isaac henderson #elle argent #tao xu #darcy olsson #tara jones #alice oseman #text posts #tp* #gifs #mine

[dreamingawayyour1ife]

Elle Fanning for Vivienne Westwood

#elle fanning #vivienne westwood #girlblogger #girlblog #girlblogging #coquette girl #girlhood #lizzy grant #hell is a teenage girl #coquette #girl interrupted syndrome #localy hated #coquette aesthetic #fashion #high fashion #just girly posts #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #it girl

[thimbell]

I am once again returning from a long unplanned hiatus. Thank you for waiting.

El’s au hurt me and now i gotta do angsty fanart of their bois and goopy guy. Is it el’s au canon compliant? who knows! not me because i still gotta catch up, but here’s the INTRO to some bad times ahead hee hee hee >:) I’ll post the updates throughout the week along with a bunch of other stuff i’ve been working on while away!

#rottmnt #2al fanart #ell come get your juice #i’m so sorry that the first thing i post when i get back from an unplanned hiatus is 2al angst #i got other stuff that i’ll slowly post over the next couple days #also might open commissions soon #it’s busy #rottmnt fanart #I’M STILL NOT CAUGHT UP ON 2AL BUT I KNOW THE GOOP MAN #no spoilers pls #doodles

[liesmyth]

throwaway details from the early NtN chapters that I should think about more

Cristabel writing to the Pope

John's “whistleblowing” (?) crashed the global stock market <- we really don't talk enough about the stock market crash

The cryo project facility used 3% of all electricity in New Zealand

There were frequent natural catastrophes every other week

much to think about

#I know we all spend a lot of time and brainpower on the apotheosis and zombie Prez and poor Melbourne #but these also fuck!! much food for thought #ntn #elle tlt posting