#enjoy me being an idiot

[zackcollins]

I go in 1v4. I press Y. I forcibly capture Oasis Gardens.

#we won this game yall #me being reckless as all hell eventually won us the game #not gonna lie i had a little cry about that afterwards #because it felt really nice to do something productive for once #anyways #enjoy me being an idiot #and it actually working #gabriel reaper reyes #gabriel reyes #reaper overwatch #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #overwatch #overwatch 2 #r.t. talks #overwatch potg #potg #play of the game #reaper potg #blackwatch reyes #r.t. posts videos #video games #not sports #this boy is r.t.s type #babyboy death blossom #r.t. is such a simplord for gabriel reyes

[c-hrona]

Vash > Woowoo tits + mistletoe prompt 6?

:3c (requests closed)

#trigun #vashwood #mistletoe ask game #chronart #suggestive #i guess? #tfw your other coworkers are being rewarded in the other room #(see previous post) #so you feel comfortable enough to get frisky in the ceo office #but your idiot of a partner gets all teary for scars and shit from medical surgeries that saved your life #tsk vash get a grip and make wolfwood happy ffs (before he gets emotional too) #(i don't know what the fuck this is i'm tired forgive me ahahah) #(i only know that this is like a mix of post baseball au and my own ww lives au lmfao) #(anyway thank you for this ask anon i enjoyed drawing this so much eheheh)

[magnusbae]

On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.

#Dreamling #Fixed tags: #Dream creating Hob an entire GALAXY in the Dreaming to placate him but Hob has none of this— he refuses to enjoy it. #Dream getting offended that his lover does not appreciates his good graces is like— Well I can also give you a nightmare :| #And Hob just: #'Maybe just don't say that I will eventually stop loving you 🙄🙄🙄 Hob about that- huh.' #Dream: I meant not to insult you— it is merely how humans /are/. Most entities cannot stay with me for long. (The will not is unsaid) #Hob: You're such an idiot. #Hob would cross his arms and try to stay mad with him but he simply CANNOT. #Dream is being genuine— perhaps a genuine idiot— but genuine nevertheless. #He would sigh and finally come over to Dream and he'd take his hands into his and pull him close to himself. #He has to stand up taller— because here in the Dreaming his lover is taller than in the waking. #It's nearly at his tiptoes that he lands a soft kiss at Dream's lips. #Hob: Just because you had /shitty/ exes doesn't mean /I/ have to be #For the matter— I rather not be your ex at all. #Dream attempts denying all his exes being bad but Hob just keeps on kissing him insistently #Like hell he's allowing his lover dwell in the feeling that no one stays— EVEN IF HE DID SPIKE HIS ANGER METER LIKE HELLA #Dream: You will leave me because you're human Hob's anger: 📈📈📈📈 #But he's not really mad he just wishes Dream to trust him is all. #I mean Dream is JUST the center of his entire world #but you know #anyways those tags are meant to be read separately I was just having some crack fun #the original tags gotten horribly out of order and were an absolute mess so I had to rewrite it for it to make any sense at all #so some of the chaotic insanity been lost XDDD #anyways yes XD #buns.hc

[kitamars]

and they say romance isn’t dead

#why are they like this #it’s not my fault a shitpost lands gracefully in my lap and it has married taibani energy #they are ruining my life fr #im working fast as lightning to ignore the fact that school starts up in less than a week 😭 #after this im gonna tone it down a bunch so #enjoy me being insane for now #anyways do you think agnes has a special segment dedicated to their ridiculous domestic life #it’s like 10 minutes everyday where you see them bicker over the latest electrical appliance or building kotetsu’s wrecked #or the latest girl barnaby’s accidentally made cry while shaking her hand #people tuning in every night going #oh i wonder if kotetsu’s managed to apologise for overwatering barnaby’s cactus #i hope that punch on the shoulder healed #idiots. the two of them #partners (affectionately derogatory) #kotetsu t. kaburagi #barnaby brooks jr #kotetsu x barnaby #taibani #tiger & bunny #tiger and bunny #t&b #tnb #ok bye

[backhurtyy]

fool for love

“Only because I fucking care, you little shit.” Roy flounders a bit here— he’s confident now that Jamie’s not lying and is actually fine, but he figures one more question can’t hurt. He reaches for something random. “What holiday is coming up?”

“April Fools’ Day.”

Roy blinks once. Twice. A third time, before he bursts out laughing. “All right,” he wheezes out. “I’ll take that.”

Because technically, Jamie isn’t wrong. April Fools’ Day is the day after Easter this year, and he supposes it is a holiday. It’s just— it’s not what he expected, and it’s such a typical Jamie answer, and it’s helplessly endearing, and fuck but does Roy love him.

or,

jamie hits his head, roy worries, and they say i love you for the first time

2.28k | royjamie | for @lesmiserablol | filling 'established relationship' for @royjamiebingo | based on a true story

#this is soooooooo silly i hope you all enjoy it lol #points at a fic i wrote based on me being an absolute fucking idiot: its my magnum opus #anyways #nellie.fic #royjamie #ted lasso

[adhdslugcrimes]

Lex: if you don't give me what I want I'll release proof your a homosexual.

Dick: I literally came out when I was 15... It was like global news until Bruce kept adopted traumatized queer kids.

Lex: ah you're impossible.

---

Lex: if you don't stop harassing my systems I'm going to release proof your a bisexual.

Wally: I'm out of the closet Lex, married to a Wayne kinda doesn't let you stay in the closet with cameras in your face, dude.

Lex: ugh! It's getting hard to blackmail people!

Wally: well, stop with sexuality and start with something juicy like the room you wrote your smut fics about you and Supes that is so safe it probably survived a nuclear blast.

Lex: how do you know these things!?

Wally: well none of you old ass people keep an eye on me thinking I'm a sidekick still so I just watch, learn, adapt. I know too much, Ra fears me! *Evil laugh*

Lex: starting to wonder who's evil in this situation.

#dick grayson #wally west #lex luthor #birdflash #my go to for person c being an idiot is either lex or slade #i don't hate them but i do enjoy bullying them #also my wally kinnie is showing i do this so much i know my parents bank details #they don't fear me but uh they should

[nimrism]

if i killed someone for you

fic by nimrism

when lena gets attacked, kara's instincts take over and she kills the perpetrator, not entirely realizing what she's done until lena is safe. she's left to come to terms with her actions as lena recovers, but apparently that's not the only thing she needs to come to terms with as she starts to realize that this in fact NOT what friends are for, with a little nudge of help from the superfriends and her sister.

word count: 10,525

art by KlosOokami on twitter

#y'all i poured my heart and soul into this fic #supercorp #pls give it a read and tell me what you think #kara and lena #supercorp fic #kara danvers #supergirl #lena luthor #there are STOMACH KISSES #the superfriends team up to get them to realize their feelings #because despite being a superhero and a world-saving genius they're IDIOTS when it comes to feelings #this idea came to me in a dream #anyway i hope you'll give this silly little fic a chance and i hope you'll enjoy it!

[themoonking]

im all for making fun of and criticizing the way booktok (and booktube) aestheticize reading to an insane degree, making it more about being percieved as a reader more than like. actually reading. but some people on here lump the most normal things ever into the booktok consumerism pile?

like yes, booktok/tube places a lot of emphasis on the visuals of "reading", but then someone on here just went and said that simply "not wanting to damage your books" is a stupid booktok thing??? what? it's not vain or pretentious to care about your posessions, especially if they mean a lot to you. simply wanting your books to remain in good condition is not the same as having 100 unread books, or five editions of the same book, or books you hated, purely because they look nice.

and someone else said that having a yearly reading goal was also a stupid booktok/tube thing? since when? i've met people who set themselves yearly reading goals before youtube even existed. it's literally just a new years resolution, but tailored to a specific hobby?

#anti booktok #kinda went off in the tags lmao #like if you don't care about your books being a bit beat up and worn all power to you but its just insane to me #to say that NOT wanting your books to get worn means that you don't really care about reading?? what? #like for some people their most worn books are their most loved #but before i really got into reading if i had a beat up book its because i did not fucking care about it #and wouldn't bother if it got gnawed on by my dog or if it fell off the table into water #it's almost like we're all different and show our love and care for things in different ways? #'taking care of your things is stupid' is not the hot take you think it is bestie #and this person said in their post 'well i was always taught-' yea YOU were always taught #some people didn't grow up that way and weren't taught that idiot #similarly having special editions isn't the problem it's the overemphasis on having special editions #of books you didn't even enjoy #purely for the clout and the status that comes with owning a lot of special editions #wanting a pretty bookshelf isn't the problem you know some people just like it when their space is nice who knew #its when the bookshelf LOOKING nice supersedes literally anything else #like it doesn't matter if you enjoyed the book or if you read the book it just matters that it looks really nice on the shelf #something something nuance #vagueposting

[p4nishers]

the only s2 azicrow dynamic i'll accept: crowley having The Worst Time™, in love and pining like there's no tomorrow, wondering just how slow he has to go for aziraphale to love him and crying into his car seat every night vs aziraphale happily going cake tasting and picking out the table cloth for their wedding.

#the classic 'yearning like a victorian women diagnosed with hysteria' and 'dear we've been married for centuries please calm down. ' #that's false and we all know it but let me enjoy myself pls #cause we all know the moment THE SECOND they get together aziraphale is all in being the most affectionate mf ever already planned their #wedding down to the T has their booked the honeymoon flight already and crowley is trying very very hard not to explode #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #good omens 2

[widevibratobitch]

Since we're both as unwell about him as we are I consider you to be someone who knows a fair amount and what do you genuinely think the real James Fitzjames would feel if he saw the Terror's depiction of him? (As in watching the whole show)

HUH good question. first of all i think he'd be a little discombobulated by the very experience of watching a tv show but personally i choose to believe he'd at least be happy he was made into one of the main characters?? and that so many cool and sexy insane people are obsessed with him now <3

having said that. as much as i love show!fitzjames they did nerf him down A LOT. they robbed him of the joyous whimsy that was such a characteristic trait of the real jokester supreme fitzjames (show!fitzjames also has little to no relationship with his irl lieutenant buddies which. sad.)

we also know now that. most probably. he was actually fully english so i can only imagine he'd be Not Pleased about the cairn scene to say it lightly lmao imagine you and your adoptive family making significant efforts throughout your whole life to disguise the fact of your illegitimate birth and then 150 years later some people make a high rating show where they babygirlify you not only spill your secret to the millions of people watching (or secrets, plural, and make you call yourself a fake as a cherry on top lol) but they also get it wrong and make it Even Worse (from a victorian englishman's perspective) like stop guys he's already dead lmfao

having said that. he would have loved the britannia costume and the your nails are a terror line. i know he would.

#look. i personally think it'd be SO funny #like. look. listen. we reblog pictures and memes of him and say how hot and funny he was and it is all true. #dude was incredible and funny as shit and he did do drag and kick ceilings and id give anything to fuck him woah who said that #but he was ALSO an early 19th century white englishboy colonialist lol #(so is show!fitzjames like please my beautiful racist wife is so much more than just her gender issues and stigmata guys....) #and we dont really know much of his actual feelings on crozier (sick owl... i think of that one a lot) so who knows #maybe they did end up in a fucked up yet heartfelt and deeply intimate homoerotic relationship in the end #but it'd be much funnier if they didn't and actually ended up really fucking hating each other lol #id love to lock them both in a room with nothing but a tv screen playing a compilation of their scenes together on a loop #(the 'are we brothers' scene itself is looped three times for maximum awkwardness damage) #ANYWAY #obv we know francis crozier said rpf is fine but we dont know what's fitzjames's stance on that one.... #it doesnt matter anyway. get gendered yaoid and portuguesed idiot #the terror #james fitzjames #og jfj #i wish they'd given tobias the signature forehead curl that makes me lose my mind on the real fiztjimbles #but i want to believe he'd enjoy being portrayed as god's most beautiful specialest little princess in a james ross wig

[neolxzr]

theyre just chillin

#invader zim #iz #zadf #dib membrane #zim #iz dib #iz zim #i dont know how to tag these guys yet tbh #quin sketches #the only art of dib ive posted has been him looking pissed off i should let him be happy for once #what do u think theyre talkin about #probably abt how theyre gonna beat the shit out of each other in like 15 minutes #but first. soda on da roof #i think i default to drawing dib as like a 15-16 year old #i just enjoy him being taller than zim its like peak comedy to me. like look at this idiot dangle his feet #tiny creature #ill give them proper hi-skool designs at some point i want to draw zim being fashionable #anyways. does anyone read these actually #hi friend!! you should reblog my art maybe perhaps. pleease ?

[elvenbeard]

A Taste of Dark Matter

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 fanart #cp2077 fanart #cp2077 #kerry eurodyne #kerry eurodyne x v #male v cyberpunk #v cyberpunk #cyberpunk fanart #otp: to bad decisions #art by me #vincent ezaki #I've been sitting on this for two or three weeks now too scared to post it for some reason idk #probably bc the wip I shared of kerry's tattoo got so many notes and kind words #which I greatly appreciate I really do <3 #cause this was the first time I properly drew him #and I didn't want to get bummed out on the full pic not being as appreciated for some reason xD #I know it's dumb #I really enjoyed making this and that's what should matter #cause I love these two idiots so much #aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh #so I'll shush now and go back to drawing them more over and over and never stop

[oozeandgoo-art]

old drawing I never posted. i like these two freaks, I should draw them more

#rubin #skironir #oc #rukaan #humanization #skironir is fully on board with the murder for the record. She likes rubin because he loves to kill people and she thinks it's cool and fun #someone warned her when she was like human-nineteen (im not sure how to translate caribou ages to humans LMAO could've been #anywhere from 19 to 25ish) that there was a weird loner freak eating out of the garbage and threatening people with knives and she went #'damn thats crazy. hes kinda hot. im gonna be his friend' #rubin (also approximately the same age as her) was like 'ive never had a friend before and im not going to start now. fuck off' #and then failed so hard at not having any friends that he fell in love like an idiot and now he's stuck with her forever and she can't get #rid of him. which works for skironir because she would be very sad if she did get rid of him #im not sure im gonna keep the she/her pronouns for skir. in all the stuff i've written for the deer game with skir i use he/him #but rubin using he/him pronouns in the mg!au also trips me up a bunch because i keep being like this is girl rubin he's a girl i made him #into a girl and now he's a girl. and then i get lost in the pronoun weeds LMAO #you undrestand #anyway i enjoy them a lot #very straightforward characters. they roll into town. they cause problems. they kill someone. they leave #i should make magical girl katjaana straight up just a dude. for balance. a dude who uses she/her and turns into a magical girl also #or maybe i could go full tuxedo mask with her.... idk

[homosexual-newsboy]

I really like seeing peoples opinions so

#bmc #be more chill #be more chill made me gay #will roland #will connolly #jeremy heere #j.heere #musical theater #lin manuel miranda #i was being goofy with this okay #enjoys me being an idiot #klfgjasdfashkjfhajs

[villainvillain]

oop ALREADY seeing cold takes that are just "i thought the finale was good so if you didnt you are clearly just watching the show wrong and you missed the point of everything ever" like ok can we just accept that the world is more nuanced than that and doesnt always revolve around ur thoughts and opinions

#fionna and cake #literally these two episodes are FINE i dont hate them or dislike them even #nobody is wrong at all for liking them and if you like the finale thats so cool #its mostly just pacing issues and some writing decisions that made the pacing issues a bit worse #but i dont think these episodes are badly written #i just feel like. something weird happened here #the eps feel very different from the others #and whether thats good or bad. well thats up to you #but dont go 'actually you just enjoy the show wrong' if somebody disagrees #thats not smart #jesus christ i cant stress enough i have no overt negative feelings on the eps #im just very underwhelmed #anyways cant wait for my very mixed up thoughts abt this ending to be boiled down to #'idiot is mad that the show didnt spel out every single thing in detail for him' #cuz nah thats not what im looking for when it comes to AT #honestly it kinda felt like things were. #being spelled out... Too much ? for me? #i guess thats the side effect of #a childrens story simplifying the main conflict down to smth digestable #for the main character to read #and then go #'oh. Yeah' #like i see whats there. i really do. i like whats there #i just dont find the execution or pacing very jazzy

[ndostairlyrium]

A wardrobe a pyromaniac and a goth walk into a bar...

A revamp of a thingie I did back in 2016 (under the cut). They grow up so fast 😭 LUCKILY

#dragon age #warden cousland #elanor cousland #hawke #kerry #inquisitor lavellan #ankh #ndo sta l'art tag #homegirl was b l o n d e #more like hair dye done wrong and now your head is orange fluo and you're laughing at your reflection asking yourself why #why did I trust this loreal colorista box that said 'keep it for 2hs' and why did I take a nap with my head literally baking on the pillow #2016 was The YearTM before 2020 entered the chat #I was totally not asking 20 euros for a full illustration back then. no no #ela amore mio what was going on #did your bycycle break #I do have a couple of pics I'm very nostalgic about #but nobody cared back then so I was like 'perhaps they aren't good enough' #past me listen #stop posting for people and enjoy being idiotic about things you like #the more you try to validate yourself through others the less you enjoy fandom space #there you go #now keep drawing pigeons