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purpleph4se · 10 months

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pre-accident spot | johnathon ohnn x reader

warnings | smut, afab! reader, soft dom! reader, oral (fem), praise, overstimulation, puppy boy johnny <3

a/n | wow hi guys, um sorry for my absence! summer has been interesting to say the least but i have a new babygirl to fixate on and you guessed it! it’s a silly lil scientist! as always i hope y’all enjoy this especially @msmargarita ! as always crossposted on my ao3 <3 i might continue this if i’m not feeling extremely lazy lol (is his name johnathon or johnathan idk anymore)

ever since you two made it official. he couldn’t keep his hands off you. nor could he get enough of your taste.

he just came back from alchemax, you met his tired eyes at the door and welcomed in him with a sweet smile and a kiss, asking him the same question as always.

“how was work, honey? i hope dr. octavius didn’t work you too hard today?”

he mumbled out some sort of response but before you can can even ask him what’s wrong he’s surging forward, his lips pushing insistently against yours. you reach your hand to fist at his soft, long hair, pulling him closer as you kiss back with equal fervor.

he pants against your mouth, slicking up your lips with his tongue as he asks for entry. you become pliant beneath him, your lips parting willingly, your hands wrapping tight around johnathon’s neck to pull him closer. he licks into your mouth in long, rough strokes, tongue flicking against the roof of your mouth.

he presses you against a near by wall, the space between your bodies is practically gone and you can feel the distinct shape of his erection against your pelvis, clothed and rock hard.

your little moans urge him on, his kisses suffocating you as his hand rests on your hip, tracing circles into the skin just above your pants. his touch burns you, a pleasant fire that spreads throughout your body and leaves you gasping for more.

“johnny, baby—“ you pant between searing kisses, his mouth trailing along your jaw.

johnathon’s lips stilled, breath hitching. he presses his face into your neck, his beard tickling you just a bit. inhaling shakily, he can smell something distinctly sweet and he licks at the sweat dotting your skin.

he trembled against you as he breathed down your neck, peppering a few kisses near your jugular. “i’m—m’ sorry…i missed you so much…” he murmurs heatedly. he can taste the salt as his tongue trails down your throat, can hear your nervous swallow and shallow breaths.

“—couldn’t stop thinking about you…i missed your—your pussy—” he puckers his lips around the patch of skin just below your jaw and sucks. your pleasured sigh urges him to bite down and he relishes the jerk of your body.

“i just—i wanna taste you, p-please?” he pulls his face away from your neck and you look up to meet his pretty, puppy dog eyes. and who are you to deny him?

“oh, baby…of course..” he wastes absolutely no time, moving so that he’s now kneeling, his cock growing uncomfortable in his pants.

“oh, oh thank you—thank you!” he babbles as he takes his shaking hands and runs them up the backs of your legs, shifting himself he can tug your pants off. he looks up at you, awaiting permission to continue as his fingers lightly dance along your bare thighs.

you look down at him and his wide, dilated eyes, half-parted lips. reaching a hand down to gently brush the hair away from his forehead, you sigh, “take what you need, baby…”

his face burns as he groans, nodding and burying his face in your soft thighs, hands gripping tight. you lean into him as he moves higher, arched nose buried deep in the damp fabric of your panties. his hands weave through your underwear, grasping as much ass as he can manage. you feel his hot breath between your legs as he inhales deep and exhales deeper.

you let out a soft moan as he slowly brings your panties down to your thighs and as soon as you step out of your soaking wet panties johnathon wastes no time burying his nose in your pussy, the rough scratch of his beard making you twitch, before licking a stripe from your perineum to your clit. poor baby gets excited so fast that it’s not long before he’s lapping at you feverishly, nose bumping your clit as he devours you.

“hh-hah, love how you taste-so sweet," he’s whining as you grind your cunt against his tongue. the sound of him lapping at your folds caused a heated flush to rise to your cheeks. a gentle flick to the nub had you moaning, head thrown back as your hand moved to tangle in his hair. “uhnm—yes, please more, more..more—“ he manages to babble out, his cock twitching as he licks you faster, wrapping his lips around your clit and sucking.

he eats you out like it's the first meal he’s had in a week. his dips his tongue inside, feverishly tasting as much as he can, not letting any go to waste. you fist his long hair and tug as he begins sucking on that tight bundle of nerves, hitting it just right, “so—so good, hahh—my sweet boy,” you can feel him sob into your cunt. grinding onto his face and he grabs your ass tighter, muffled moaning reverberating through your core.

he’s so good. this perfect boy.

you’re writhing above him. he’s moaning into you. one of his large hands shifts to your hip in an attempt to hold you in place, his calloused fingers so firm you’re sure he’ll leave marks on you. when his lips pucker around your clit and suck, the cry that rips from you leaves your throat aching.

“oh, johnny—fuck!” you cried out, his mouth speeding up ever so slightly. you panted and squirmed, amazed at the pleasurable sensations rippling throughout your body, and you felt the familiar heat growing in your belly.

“you’re so good, s' good, johnny—“ you panted, trying not to clench too tightly around his head. he responded well to your praise, sucking harder and a little faster. he alternated between long licks with his tongue flat against your labia to concentrated, small movements on your clit before returning to that wonderful suckling pressure.

“am I being a good boy?”

oh, this sweet, needy boy. how was he all yours? the thought flitted in your mind before being swallowed by pleasure again. “y-you’re such a good—ah—good boy! johnathon!” he loved hearing that. he only grew more determined to push you over the edge, attentive to your every shout, every whimper, every buck of your hips. the squeezing of your thighs against his head as well as the harsh tug on his long, wild hair told him you were getting close.

“please, don’t stop—“ you whimpered.

good boy that he was, johnathon complied, the coil in your lower body tightened, your body felt hot, and you could feel sweat mixing with your wetness between your legs. you can feel that you’re close to the edge as johnathon whines against your cunt, “hah—s’ good, johnny—baby, m’ gonna cum, i’m gonna cum!” you cried out, bucking your hips against his mouth, blabbering a string of expletives as he opens his mouth all the wider, laying his tongue flat for you to rock up against as you ride out your orgasm all over his eager lips and mouth.

but johnathon didn’t stop, and soon you were jerking and trembling, trying to escape his persistent mouth. he held you still with both hands on your hips, then, lapping eagerly at your cum—of course, he tried being mindful enough to be gentle because of how sensitive you now were. one last lick, he eagerly looked up at you, grinning. all you could do was pant, trying to catch your breath, your gaze blurry and muscles completely relaxed.

his lips (and beard) glistening with spit, sweat and you, hair stuck to his brow and glasses askew. on wobbly legs, you kneel before him and take his face in your hands, brushing his hair away from his face and fixing his glasses, “oh johnny,” you coo, wiping at his chin, “you’re such a good boy.”

and with those dilated, puppy eyes, he pants a out a “t-thank you.”

#the spot x reader #johnathon ohnn x reader #johnathan ohnn x reader #the spot #my writing

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obsessedelusional · 8 months

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Internets Favorite Fangirl

paring ✦ Bella Ramsey x Fem!Reader

summary ✦ You are the internets most famous fangirl. You were a famous actor with no shame in thirsting over celebrities. So naturally you’re very public about your love with Pedro Pascal. Only to switch up when watching TLOU, fancying Bella. What happens when you show up to an award show they’re both attending? poorly proofread

word count ✦ 3,700ish

authors note ✦ hey sorry I’ve been mia I missed all y’all and want to start posting again anyways here’s a bellaxreader I wrote several months ago lmao im gonna post a few bella things I’ve been working on and even venture into tlou ((Abby Anderson is the love of my FUCKING LIFE)) ily bye

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It had become a reoccurring theme in your press interviews to be asked who your recent celebrity crush was. It started when you landed your first big movie. Shortly after the release in a chance to find out more about you fans search the internet for any crumb they could find. Someone found an old Harry Styles fan page you had when you were a teen. You were absolutely mortified by the stuff they were finding. Deleting it wouldn’t undo it so you learned to embrace it. Quickly becoming the internets most famous fan girl.

Making TikTok’s and tweets thirsting after unattainable celebrities. The whole internet eating it up and thirsting along with you. Your most recent viral moment was a TikTok you made featuring the infamous dvcree Pedro Pascal edit. Your face green screened over the original with a caption talking about this singular edit has taken over your for you page and you were enjoying every second of it.

With the upcoming release of the anticipated second movie to your most popular role you were busy doing press work. Sometimes by yourself but mostly with the rest of the cast. Today you were invited to do an google auto complete video with you male costar, Johnathan, who plays your love interest.

The first board asking where your from, then your age, and other basic questions. The next board is handed to you all the google searches begin with ‘who’.

“Who is y/n?” You read aloud laughing as you read.

“I am. That’s me. I act sometimes but mostly embarrass myself on the internet.” You costar laughs agreeing with the last half of your statement.

“Who is y/n dating?”

“I wish I had some juicy gossip to share but I’m as single as it gets.”

“Who is y/n’s celebrity crush?” You sit there and think, your smile grows bigger when it comes to your mind.

“Oh this one’s easy. I know.” Jonathan says.

“Who?”

“Pedro Pascal.”

“Pssssh that was so last week.” Jonathan audibly gasps.

“Who then?”

“We’ll it’s actually his fault.”

“Who’s fault?”

“Pedro’s.”

“Please explain.” Jonathan says confused.

“Well I’m late on the train but I just binged watch The Last of Us. I was the last of us to watch it.” You laugh at your own joke, Jonathan doesn’t only shakes his head disapprovingly.

“Anyways I started watching it for Pedro but stayed for Bella Ramsey.”

“Bella? The one who played Ellie?” Jonathan asks, his face telling you he doesn’t get it.

“Yeah them. You may not understand but the girls will get it.” You respond.

“Okay you heard it here first y/n is single and wants Bella Ramsey. My turn.” He says as he reaches for his board to read off the questions directed at him.

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A few days pass before the video is released. Your publicist notify you it’s out and you don’t dare watch it, just pray that you didn’t do anything to embarrassing this time. It doesn’t take long before your notifications are flooded with people talking about the interview. You read a few before realizing a theme, Bella.

Everyone is tagging Bella in clips of you gushing over her. An edit of you saying the girls will get it followed by edited clips of Bella to the beat of a song. You may have watched it one too many times before favoriting it. Just as you about to close TikTok you get an Instagram notification from a verified account. It’s Bella following you, you click the notification not believing for a second it’s real.

But it is.

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Two weeks ago Bella had made the first move by following you on Instagram. The internet went crazy when they realized quickly shipping the two of you. No one realizing that was the extent of your relationship, mutually following each other on instagram. It had crossed your mind at least a hundred times, you had drafted plenty first messages. Always deleting your words before you could muster up the courage to press send.

Tonight no different, you were in the process of preparing for a movie and tv awards show. In your dressing room being pampered by your glam squad. Clicking away at your phone looking for any sign that Bella was going to be here tonight. If they were you’d have no choice by to say hello. Cursing yourself because if only you had messaged Bella beforehand this would be less awkward.

A knock at your door steals your attention and your crew stops what there doing. The door opens revealing your manager, the biggest grin on her face. Something was up.

“We have a surprise for you.” She sings with a soft smile.

“So finish what your doing and meet us in room A3.” She says before shutting the door. You ask your team if they know what’s happening but they all answer with a shrug of the shoulders.

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“Why are there cameras?” You ask as your guided to room A3. The door is shut, your mind races wondering what it could possibly be. Everyone around you is looking suspiciously excited for what’s about to happen. Your instructed to open the door so you do so, peaking your head in as it creeps open.

With nothing more than your head in the room, you peek around into the darkness. Blinded momentarily when the light turns on from inside. Blinking as an attempt to get your sight back your greeted by none other than Pedro Pascal.

“Absolutely fucking not.” You spit following with a squeal as you shut the door. Leaving Pedro alone in the room with whoever else in there. He erupts into laughter, a sound you had heard many times online.

“There’s no fucking way this is real.” You turn around ready to run greeted by the camera shoved in your face. Realizing you have no choice in this matter. With a nervous breakdown around the corner you open the door. Peaking your head once again making eye contact with Pedro.

“I’m sorry.” You say too afraid to approach already had made a fool of yourself.

“Don’t be.” Pedro laughs, calming your nerves temporarily.

“Hi.” Is all you can manage to spit out.

“Hi honey,” he smiles and waves, making you melt. The two of your still stood a few feet apart. You’re looking him up and down and moving your gaze onto your manger who’s sat in the corner motioning you to get closer.

“You can come closer. I don’t bite.. I mean unless…” His voice trails off and turns into laughter. You laugh before closing the gap, hugging Pedro. After you pose next to Pedro as photos are taken. His arm rests on your shoulder. You look up at the man next to you he’s already looking down at you.

“I was so excited to meet you a few weeks ago.”

“How long have you guys been planning this?” You ask.

“A little over a month.” Your manager answers.

“Yeah then you had to go and switch up on me.” He sighs dramatically, letting his arm fall from your shoulders.

“What did-“

“Don’t act so innocent Y/N. Don’t think I didn’t hear about your new found love for Bella.” Your eyes go wide realizing what he’s talking about.

“They better not pop up out of nowhere. I can’t handle two surprises today.”

“See exactly it’s like I don’t even matter to you anymore.” Pedro whines face falling.

“You do matter but…” You start to go on about Bella but stop your self.

“But what?” Pedro must notice your the worry in your face because he takes it back.

“I’m just giving you a hard time.” He teases.

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“It really was nice meeting you.” You say your goodbyes but decide to follow it up with an apology for your actions when you were surprised. The cameras were gone now.

“Don’t worry about it. If anything I should be worried. Bella’s not gonna be happy with me.” Your ears perk up at the mention of Bella not being happy.

“Why?”

“I’ve said to much.” He attempts to change the conversation.

“Wait you can’t just say that and pretend like you didn’t.” He let’s out a defeated sigh in response.

“Bella has not shut up about you in weeks. I tried to convince them to tag along but they refused. Which turned into a whole thing. Bella made me promise several times not to embarrass them.” Pedro rambles on before stopping face full of regret.

“I won’t say anything if you won’t.” You respond.

“Deal.”

Maybe you don’t plan on repeating the words that had come out of Pedro’s mouth but they surely lit the fire in your self to finally message Bella or maybe even say hello if you saw them tonight. Your rushed to finish getting ready before being instructed to walk the carpet. Taking pictures first and then stopping to do mini interviews.

Your in the middle of the red carpet where your stood answering questions for some publication. When you hear the crowd and paparazzi roar. Bella is stood next to Pedro, they’re holding hands. Pedro giving his full attention to the cameras while Bella is sneaking glances at you. In front of the camera still and the interviewer waiting for an answer you smile one last time, waving softly before going back to answering. Your whole demeanor changing from the subtle interaction with Bella, suddenly a little more smiley than before.

Eventually you’re seated at table, you say your hellos to the few people sitting with you. The seats next to you empty, so you take a peek at the name tags on table. Pedro is suppose to be sat right next to and Bella next to him. You don’t have time to process it because you hear the voice of the man who’s suppose to be sitting next to you. You turn around and he’s busy talking, no sign of Bella. You face forward in your seat, pulling out your phone to distract yourself.

“Told I’m sitting next to you but I don’t want to.” Pedro says from behind you. You smile politely kind of confused watching as he changes Bella’s name place with his. Sitting down where Bella was suppose to be. He sports the biggest grin as you realizing what he’s doing. He whispers you’re welcome before averting his attention else where.

Within seconds your planning your escape but it doesn’t matter because the familiar British accent fills your ears as they chat up some other people at a nearby table. If you left now it’d be too obvious, so you sit there painfully waiting for Bella to sit right next to you. A few long minutes pass before you fill the seat being pulled out and someone sitting down. You look over and smile, making eye contact with Bella who’s a few inches away.

“Hi.” Bella says with a shy smile.

“Hi.” You say back, barely a whisper.

“This is kinda crazy. I’ve never been to an event this big. Especially in America, this is on a whole other level.” Bella explains, staring a conversation.

“Oh yeah you’re probably far from home. Where do you live?” You ask, you already know the answer but Bella doesn’t need to know all that.

“The UK.” Bella responds.

“Oh damn. I’ve had to make that trip a few times. Absolute hell.” You say causing Bella to laugh lightly.

“Yeah kinda. Getting used to it after so many times. It’s usually worth it.”

“Well I hope this time is worth it.” You respond, you haven’t stopped smiling since Bella sat down.

“It already is.” Bella teases, their tone a bit flirty causing you to temporarily malfunction unable to come up with a response. Thank god some camera man comes by asking Pedro and Bella to take some pictures before the show starts.

As soon as Bella’s attention isn’t on you anymore your aggressively messaging your best friend, freaking the fuck out. As you’re typing some one grabs you hand, trying to get you to stand up. It’s Pedro and he’s begging for a photo with you. You happily oblige standing up but Pedro has a plan, posing you next to Bella. He takes a few photos with the two of you before stepping out of the way. Your unsure what to do but without notice Bella arm is around your waist. Pulling you a little closer, you smile for the picture and then look to Bella who’s already looking at you causing you to smile even bigger than before.

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You two spend the beginning of the award show chatting in between breaks and sneaking glances at each other. Pedro constantly giving you looks, letting you know he’s happy with what’s happening. About half way though the show, a member of the shows staff comes to grab you and Pedro. Apparently the two of you presenting a reward.

You were not prepared for this in the slightest but it’s not the first time, you’ll be fine. You keep telling yourself that. It’s your time to go out, Pedro follows closely behind. You smile as everyone starts to cheer, when your finally to the podium Pedro begins reading off the teleprompter. You can’t help but cringe as the words as they come out, praying that it’s not too obvious.

“Today we’re here to present the award for break out actress.” Pedro says.

“Yeah… it’s been so amazing watching these nominees make their dreams come true.” You say through gritted teeth.

“With enough hard work and dedication, your dreams are possible. Just like her dreams.” He laughs, pointing to you.

“What do you mean Pedro?” You read off, sounding entirely out of touch with the words coming out. Confused where this could possibly going.

“Your hard work at being a fangirl, has finally paid off. You got to meet me. The man of your dreams.” Pedro can barley finish, laughing harder than he should be. Stopping every other word to laugh or catch his breath from laughing so hard. You don’t have any words being prompted at you, so you laugh and agree. Being shut up by the sound of your own voice being blasted from behind you.

“Absolutely fucking not.” You hear and followed by the sound of a door being slammed. You turn around in horror seeing yourself, on the biggest screen freaking out about meeting Pedro.

“There’s no fucking way this is real.” Plays on the screen, your curse words being bleeped. This is more embarrassing than anything you could’ve imagined that they had planned for this footage. You watch in full disgust too afraid to face the crowd of thousands. You hear them laughing at every stupid thing that leaves your mouth in the video, adding to your embarrassment.

When the video finally ends, Pedro gives you a hug. Saying something about how it’s okay in your ear but you’re far too gone from the moment to understand him. You turn to the face the crowd, the actor in your turning on.

“Well that was embarrassing.” You laugh.

“It’s okay, everyone loved it.” Pedro responds.

“Yeah everyone but me. Anyways, the nominees are…” You say as at attempt to make this end sooner. The nominees play in the background as you avoid eye contact with everyone in the crowd, just kinda looking off in the distance. Especially Bella because you two were hitting it off so we’ll and now the whole room, including Bella, just watched Pedro talk about your new found love for them.

Pedro starts ripping at an envelope letting you know it’s time to announce. The both of you read of the winner and start clapping. When the winner gets to the stage, you hug them before moving out of the way. Listening intently as they give their speech. It’s finally time to leave and you waste absolutely no time getting off that stage. Once backstage your overwhelmed by the sheer amount of good jobs and laughs at what just happened to you. Your manger tells you that was perfect.

“No more suprises please that was horrible.” You mutter, embarrassed and ready for the night to be over. Your manager apologizes. You make the walk back to the table, being stopped several times on the way. When you finally see your seat, Bella sees you. They flash a smile at you as you sit down. Pedro following close behind.

“That was something.” Bella says teasingly.

“That was embarrassing, I’m sorry.” You say not finding it funny.

“Why are you apologizing?” They ask, face full of concern.

“Because I opened my big mouth and dragged you into this.”

“I don’t mind. I actually kinda enjoy it.”

“Enjoy it?” You ask, your sour mood suddenly disappearing.

“Who wouldn’t enjoy one of the most beautiful and talented actors out there publicly simping for them?” Bella says, bringing your smile back.

“Beautiful?”

“Mhmm and talented.”

The two of you spend the rest of the night talking whenever you can. Pedro often inserting himself, neither of you minding. When it finally ends you can’t help but feel sad. Wishing the night could some how continue. You say your goodbyes, hugging Pedro. Then hugging Bella, a little longer than the hug with Pedro.

“It was nice meeting you.” You say as you pull away.

“You too.” Bella smiles as you walk away, your manager hounding you to get back to the dressing room so you can leave.

“How long are you in town?” You ask.

“I actually have to get on a plane back tomorrow afternoon.” Bella responds, sadness apparent in their voice.

“Oh well, shit that sucks.”

“What do you normally do after an award show?” Bella asks.

“Normally I get some terrible fast food and rot in bed until I fall asleep.” You respond honestly.

“I could go for some terrible fast food..” Bella says, with a hint of hope you’d understand what they were trying to say.

“I’d love it if you joined me.” You say, blush appearing. You make plans with Bella, letting them know you’d have to go to dressing room and unglam yourself. Bella understands following you to the dressing room, waiting for you outside of it. Eventually you come out in sweats, hair tied up and no more makeup.

“We’ll now I feel overdressed.” Bella teases, noticing your causal attire.

“You can borrow some clothes at mine.” You say, not realizing that you’re unofficially inviting Bella over to your home. Bella nods yes, biggest smile plastered on their face as they follow you out of the venue.

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An hour later, Bella and you are laid up in bed. Tummy’s full watching some bad reality show. Doesn’t matter because you two can’t stop talking, not paying much attention to the tv. The conversation flows naturally, never missing a beat. Little did you know the internet was actively loosing their shit over all the content of the two of you tonight. Unaware of all of it, neither of you feeling any need to check your phones.

“I’m so glad I got to meet you tonight.” You say when the conversation starts to lull.

“Me too. I’ve been wanting to message you for weeks but I was absolutely terrified.” Bella admits.

“Me too. I was scared shitless when I realized you were sitting next to me. I’ve made a complete and utter fool of myself.” You say, looking at Bella who suddenly seems way closer than before. Tension between the two of you is heavy.

“Not at all.” Bella reassures you for what feels like the hundredth time.

“You sure? Because I still can’t believe-“ Your words are cut off by Bella kissing you softly, pulling away quickly.

“I like you. Okay? Please don’t fret over it.” Bella laughs, your laid there in shock. The biggest stupidest grin on your face.

“I like you too.” You whisper barley audible cause you’re quick with pressing your lips to Bella’s. This kid lasting a lot longer than the first.

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The next morning, you two sleep in after staying up late. Only giving you two an hour before Bella has to get on the plane. You offer to drive Bella to their hotel, so they can pack and end up dropping them off at the airport too. Saying goodbye with a sweet kiss and plans to see each other in the near future.

You get into your car and pull out of the airport. A whole mix of emotions. Happy because of the prospects of a relationship with Bella but also sadness because Bella lives so far away. If the two of you do end up making it official, it’ll be long distance. The short drive home is spent in silence trying to figure out of the feelings your currently experiencing all at once. When you pull into your garage, your phone goes off its Bella.

Bella: thank you for last night, had so much fun and I can’t wait to see you again

You: is it stupid that I kinda miss you already?

Bella: I miss you too xxx

You catch yourself smiling so hard at your phone. Before you can respond Bella messages you again letting you know that their getting on the plane, they’ll message you as soon as they can. You shoot a short sweet message back and close the messages app.

You start opening your social media apps and your mentions are flooded with Bella and you at the award show. Hundred of photos from the event. People taking notice of the way you two were looking at each other. Then photos of you two leaving together. Most recently blurry photos of you off someones phone, outside of the airport saying goodbye to Bella.

“That was fast.” You groan aloud to yourself. Everyone is assuming the two of you are dating and you can’t blame them. You have a dozen unread messages from family, friends and people on your team.

A notification lets you know Pedro tagged you in a story. You click it and it’s the blurry photo of you kissing Bella outside the airport, with text that says ‘you’re welcome’. He tagged you and Bella in it. You can’t stop the laugh that leaves your mouth. Praying that Bella has knowledge of all this and isn’t blindsided when they get off the plane.

#Bella Ramsey #bella ramsey imagine #bella ramsey x you #bella ramsey fluff #bella ramsey x reader #bella ramsey x y/n

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tempting-andromeda · 8 months

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Can we get more john marston hc he's so babygirl 😔

Yes ofc

Gets beef with random animals

There’s a dog that’s across a saloon that’s been tormenting him since he was a kid and now he just acts like the dog is a fucking Pinkerton or O’Driscoll

Goes to bars or saloons with you to be a gentleman and walk you home but you end up practically dragging him back

Thinks it’s romantic to annoy you

He pinches your hips or tugs on your clothing

Gets offended if you call him anything but John or a pet name

Like “Johnathan? Who tf is johnathan? Must be ur other boyfriend.”

Always complaining about something

Oh his back hurts, oh his knee hurts, oh he got shot again

Likes to be coddled (it’s not a secret)

Thinks holidays are stupid but if you enjoy them he’s attempting to be civil about it

His clothes cannot be clean for more than 5 hours.

He’s the type to eat a meatball sub in a white rented suit

Please don’t ever let him pick a date he’s gonna take you somewhere to throw rocks at things

Genuinely thinks he could distract you by his “attractiveness”

Will say mean things to you but once he’s forgiven and y’all are in bed he’d def be like “okay you have to admit it was funny though”

The most honest In bed. He’d spill anything

This man GOSSIPS. Anytime he’s with Arthur he’s like “omg did you see-“ it’s hilarious

Accidentally insults you because he’s a fool

Messiest drunk. He’s slouching all over you and just babbling

His apologies are either super awkward and he doesn’t make eye contact or he’s begging

He follows you around camp and is like “cmon I’m sorry I’m a no good fool.” And when that doesn’t work he mopes

Instead of the worm question he asks if you would love him if he was apart of Murfree Brood.

Just stands there sometimes.

Doesn’t say anything and probably isn’t speaking and when you snap him out of it he acts like nothing happened

Responds to everything with “huh” even though you know he heard you

#john marston x reader #rdr2 john #john marston headcanons #john marston #john marston rdr2 #rdr2 headcanons #rdr2

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spidermanscientistsimp · 11 months

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goodbye yellow brick road

the spot x musician! gn! reader

author’s note: this is the cheesiest thing i have ever written and i apologize for the tooth rotting sweetness in here… also! it’s important to know what this song sounds like, so here you go! when you see orange text, it’s song lyrics, so go listen!

be like me and listen on LOOP ANYWAYS. also, please let me know if y’all want more spot fanfic (i can tone down the cheese if y’all want) 🫡❤️

“A BAGEL, HONEY. THE CHILD HIT ME WITH A BAGEL.”

“i know i know john, i saw- you’re so brave for enduring that, i would have NEVER survived.”

“oh, shut up.”

“make me.”

you and john always loved your flirty bickering after a long day at alchemax. every day at exactly 6:30, you and your husband would walk hand in hand down the gum covered sidewalk, talking about your day, your hopes, your dreams, the usual. your boyfriend was a busy, busy man, but he always made time for you. even if he had to stay late at the office, he would INSIST on walking you home, and returning to work after dinner with you. to put it quite frankly: his world revolved around you. he thought you were the most attractive person to ever grace the earth, and was constantly asking himself how he could end up with someone so perfect… and hot. you didn’t understand why, as you saw yourself as nothing more than a lowly secretary, doomed to be rushing papers back and forth to men for the rest of your days. it wasn’t your job of choice, but it payed well, and seeing john absolutely flourish at work made it all worth it.

this specific night, you went about your usual weekday routine with your boyfriend: order some takeout, make out on the couch for a while, discuss mortality, and then fall asleep. but, something was off.

10:30pm

“y/n, stop rolling around, please”

“sorry.”

11pm

“john? you awake?”

and as the clocks struck midnight, you got out of bed, trying to find a way to occupy yourself, tire yourself out enough to shut your eyes and actually fall asleep. it was at this moment you turned your eyes away from the kitchen pantry, looking to grab a midnight snack, and instead looked towards the small, spinet piano on the back wall. you usually tried to avoid this sight, as it reminded you of a life you never achieved, a goal you never reached… but tonight? you needed it. you needed to play this piano more than anything else. you sat down at the instrument, silently cursing yourself for doing this. you wondered what song to play, flipping through decisions in your head- but, that was all futile, as your hands and heart had a different idea, and you began to slowly play the opening notes to elton john’s “goodbye yellow brick road”.

when are you gonna come down?

when are you going to land?

against your usual better judgement, you started softly singing after the first verse, careful not to wake johnathan.

i should’ve stayed on the farm

i should have listened to my old man

“y/n?” jonathan called as he stirred awake, unaware that his partner was already lost in their own world.

you know you can’t hold me forever

i didn’t sign up with you

i’m not a present for your friends to open

this boy’s too young to be singing the blues

johnathan couldn’t believe his eyes. there you were, his partner, playing the piano and singing your heart out like your life depended on it. he was truly awestruck. he didn’t want to interrupt your beautiful moment, but he had to say something…

“y/n”-

he couldn’t even get through your whole name before you turned around, quicker than lightning, with a terrified look on your face.

“oh my word jonathan i am so SO so sorry i probably woke you up with all my damn wailing, and i just don’t know what happened this isn’t-“

he shut you up with a kiss before you could say another word. the two of you stayed there, enjoying each other’s embrace in the dead of night, when your husband pulls away, asking, “why didn’t you tell me you could sing and play like THAT?”

it was a touchy subject for you. you always wanted to be a musician, and a great one at that, but it just wasn’t financially feasible for you. you had bills to take care of, bills that music just wouldn’t pay.

“i- i don’t really play much any more. or sing. i always dreamed of becoming as great as bach or mozart or someone- but, it was a stupid, stupid dream. i mean… i’m happy where i am now.”

“are you though?” he questioned.

you thought about this for a minute. were you REALLY happy? well, you had a loving husband and a good paying job- you should be happy. but you didn’t have one thing- music. money didn’t matter when music was what got you through so many rough patches in life. seeing your internal battle, johnathon grabbed your chin with his hand, and quietly spoke,

“y/n. i love you. and i want you to be happy. and if music makes you as happy as i’ve seen you tonight, you need to pursue it. we’ll find a way to make ends meet, i promise you. just, live your life- live your dream.”

and in that moment, you smiled to yourself and knew, this was the man you were going to marry.

•

the time was six thirty, the very next day, and you were waiting for your johnny outside the alchemex building.

you waited.

and waited.

and he never came.

a few hours later, not a word came from him.

you paced around your apartment, fearing that he found someone else, fearing that he thought you might be a financial burden with a career change… but all those ideas were put to bed when you saw the notification from your news app pop up on your cellphone.

alchemex.

collider.

explosion.

body not found.

your johnny, was dead.

•

johnny was dead- but “the spot”, the remains of his human form, a dalmatian like amalgamation of spots and the man he used to be. the spot had been wandering around brooklyn for what felt like an eternity, in search of a home, a friend, just- anything. and in the back of his mind, there was always, you. talented, amazing, you… who didn’t need to be seen with a monster like himself (at least in the spot’s mind). he was a ghost, a man forgotten by the world- or so he thought.

he was walking by Jenna’s, a local coffee shop him and y/n always loved to visit, when he heard a familiar voice, ringing out from the inside of the café

it was you.

you, up there onstage, playing to a full house, all eyes on you and all smiles upon every person’s face. you did it. you really did it. spot ducked his head as you looked out the window, towards the sky, and made an announcement,

“this next song is for someone who once told me to live my dream, no matter what… and because of him- i’m doing it. wherever you are, thank you-”

you played those starting notes he remembered hearing all those months ago.

so goodbye yellow brick road

where the dogs of society howl

you can't plant me in your penthouse

i’m going back to my plough

you threw your head back, becoming so damn passionate about this song that meant so damn much to you

back to the howling, old owl in the woods

hunting the horny-back toad

oh, i’ve finally decided my future lies

beyond the yellow brick road

the spot completely lost his breath as you held out the final note of the chorus. my word, you were amazing- the heart and soul you sang with was unparalleled, and he wanted to just run up to you, and hold you in his arms, kissing you until neither of you could breathe. but, he couldn’t. he wasn’t jonathan anymore. that man died. and he could see y/n was still not over that fact as he saw them hold back tears as they finished the song- it broke the spot. it broke jonathan. he had to do something, do anything.

•

you woke with a jolt as you heard a crash come through your window.

“hello??” you called, half jokingly, thinking this was simply a branch or a bird- you didn’t expect to hear footsteps right in your kitchen.

you were TERRIFIED. grabbing a broom, you made your way out to this… thing, preparing to fight it, to get it out of your home. imagine your surprise when you saw

a spotted man

who called YOUR NAME

“y/n, please-“

you were NOT HAVING THIS, you threw your broom at the THING, screaming and yelling a pattern of

“go away”s

“i’ll call the police, i- i’ll call spiderman”s

and a few

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU”s

the spotty thing pleaded with you, on its knees, begging you to listen to it

you obliged. it skittered over to your piano, and started playing notes that sounded like a child attempting to play…

goodbye yellow brick road

and now that you thought about it, this thing did sound a lot like your lost lover…

it was your song. it was him. you didn’t know how, but it was,

“jonathan”, you yelled, throwing yourself into his dotted arms. you didn’t know how, and you didn’t know why, but you knew that this, thing, was your johnny. and in that moment, nothing else mattered. life would go on, and things would work out.

and as he held your head with his hands, your boyfriend said, after what felt like an eternity,

“i love you.”

#the spot x reader #the spot #johnathan ohnn #johnathan ohnn x reader #itsv #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman fanfic #spiderverse 2 #i really hope this is readable omg #Spotify

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haileymunson · 2 years

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random steve headcanons

steve harrington x reader

a/n: NSFW under da cut baddies *mwah* hope you enjoy!

sfw:

when he worked at scoops ahoy he’d buy you ice cream if you came while he worked and would make you your favorite ice cream after his shift when you picked him up

when he worked at the video store, despite him constantly getting distracted he’ll let you wander around the store and find movies the top of you can watch

if you love going to parties obviously he’s taking you to all of them. if you don’t, he has no problem leaving them early or not going to them at all, as long as you at least pop in to the bigger ones

his friends from season 1 were huge jerks, and after the events of season 1 and him graduating, he doesn’t talk to them anymore

he would consider Nancy, Eddie, and Robin his friends. is a little uncomfortable and uneasy around Johnathan but will be respectful

he will 100% give you his sweaters and jackets and hoodies. they fit you like a dress and he swoons seeing you wear his clothes

if the both of you met before he graduated, you didn’t really know him but he kind of knew you around. you didn’t really appreciate his attitude and the shitty people he hug around

if you met after he graduated he’s definitely a lot nicer and more courteous. he isn’t a huge jerk and even though he has a track record of many ladies he’s been with, seeing and getting to know you somehow made him want you to be his forever and last girl he was with

late night drives listening to popular 70s-80s songs, drive ins where he’s probably coaxing you to make out with him, as bad as you actually want to see the movie, cute mall dates in his uniform (the scoops ahoy uniform >>>>>>)

as he is a fan of the ladies, this man can be very charismatic and charming

romantic candlelit dinners, cute walks near the lake and maybe listening to soft music while at lovers lake ;)

reading books or watching the movies you rented while cuddling and holding hands

he takes you to fairs and wins you a buttload of stuffed animals, rides all of the big rides with you, gets you whatever you want to eat but not too much or you’ll throw up, and takes you on the ferris wheel as the both of you watch the fireworks if y’all are there on the fourth of july

imagine him being nervous to meet your parents for the first time, so the first time he sneaks in your house you can hear him throwing pebbles on you window and he’s outside your window with a bouquet of your favorite flowers in his hand

going to the park together and after a good picnic, he brings you home while giving you a piggyback ride and joyfully singing the lyrics to your favorite songs together

if you go to college or you’re both still in high school, he’ll leave you cute and motivational messages in your lunch, your textbooks, or your notes (literally anywhere he’ll know you’ll see it)

cute slow mornings together with his pretty brown hair sprawled all over either of your pillows, slowly starting the morning with slow pecks and gentle cuddling and brushing your teeth and getting ready together

as i said he can be charismatic and charming, but his dad jokes are out of the world corny yet he manages to make you laugh anyways

is the type to hold your hold and touch a part of your body during a conversation, and also can be very attentive and focused on what you’re saying if you’re talking about something important or rambling

loves when you play with his hair and in general your hands in his hair makes him melt

if you like high school steve, going to his basketball games and cheering him on while he looks for you in the crowd, blowing you a kiss and giving you a wink when he finds you

i feel like homie’s love languages are gift giving, touch, and quality time

loves when you hold his face with your hands and kiss him passionately and vice versa

it’s rare when he feels insecure or not confident, but when the time comes you’re always there to reassure him and tell him how much you love him. as for when you feel insecure, he’s the exact same way except things usually end sexually lol

gets really angry and hostile when someone tries to insult you or talk bad about you. will fight anyone who tries to defy or look down on you

he’s cute when he wants to be, and when he is he notices little quirks and things about you

want to memorize every curve, every mole, every freckle, every stretch mark and everything about and on you

even though you might know share the same interests, he’ll make it his mission to be as interested and try his best to understand whatever it is that brings you joy since you do the same with him

he’ll try to whisper jokes to you while in lectures or class

he’ll walk you to your classes and pick you up / drop you home

if you’re in high school or college, the both of you will do homework together and study together. if you can’t be together neither of you have a problem with staying on the phone for hours together studying

speaking of studying together……;)

nsfw:

he’s a dom. argue with your muva.

is a soft!dom

king of aftercare BYE

holds hands with you in missionary or while making out

can be rough, soft, passionate, or lazy

CONSENT KING, literally will not do anything unless he’s asked you and he knows it’s okay for him to do

^ despite him being a head pusher once he’s comfortable with you and knows your limits ofc

pull his hair pls and thank yew

is a humongous tease buy lordt don’t tease him because he’ll make you regret it with the most insane back shots

inforces a no pants rule when you move in together

loves to give you praise

“you look so fucking good baby,” “fuck just like that princess,” “such a good girl for me,” “you like that?,” “i want to make you feel so good baby,” “just like that babygirl don’t you dare fucking stop,” “come ‘ere,” “you’re so fucking pretty baby,” “don’t hide from me princess i wanna see your face when you come,” “you can take me baby,” “I love the way you look when i’m inside you”

and loves to hear you praise him

“am i doing good baby?,” “right there? you want me to fuck you right there?,” “you want it like that, huh?,” “do i make you feel good baby?,” “how do you want it love, tell me,” “you want me to keep fucking you?”

lowkey i’m not sure if he’d be into threesomes or sharing you. he’s very overprotective and doesn’t like sharing

late night car sex in his car because why not lol

definitely took you to lovers lake to make love to you lol

likes to experiment

is definitely into quickies but loves to take his time with you

would die if you asked him to let him fuck your throat

you would die if he asked you to sit on his face

likes when you mark him up with your nails and with hickies

loves to give you hickies all over your thighs, breasts, and neck

gives the best head HOLY-

his soft lips and insatiable tongue are a deadly combo

#stranger things #joe keery #steve harrington scenarios #steve harrington x you #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington fanfic #steve harrington moodboard #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington smut #steve stranger things #steve harrington x sinclair!reader #steve harrington x henderson!reader #steve harrington #steve harrington hc #steve harrington headcanon

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slasher-male-wife · 2 years

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ok so thank god I got a picture of it but I accidentally posted this before it was ready so I have to like re do it :(. Anyway as an autistic person I get comments about it all the damn time and it’s so fucking annoying. I love writing fics like these because I can talk shit about people without getting in trouble for it. The joys of being a writer.

Includes: Lester and Bo Sinclair, Steve Harrington, Johnathan Byers and Eddie Munson

Warnings: Strong language, ableism, cannon murder and violence

Lester Sinclair

If you two are picking someone up and they start to comment on something like you stimming or not picking up on their town he’s gonna put on the “I sound polite but I want to beat the shit out of you” tone that most southern people have.

“I’d ‘priceate if ya didn’t make those comments bout him.”

He will defend you and your actions no matter what it is you’re doing. Not making eye contact? “He’s just shy is all.” bouncing your leg or stimming in another way? “Why does it matter if he’s movin a bit?” Didn’t pick up on a joke they made? “Well maybe it just wasn’t that funny ya know?”

I feel like he might be on the spectrum a bit too. Maybe that’s just me projecting onto him but idk. Totally gonna stick up for you and not let you take their shit.

Bo Sinclair

Just like Lester he doesn’t deal with that shit. If someones making fun of you while you wait for him to help them out and you can’t pick up on it dear lord the man is seeing red.

“How bout y’all leave him alone? It’s not real polite of ya to say those things to him.”

He honestly doesn’t care if you stim and if you explain about how it like really helps you he will encourage it a lot. He won’t let people shame you out of stimming.

Someone messing with your sensory issues? He’s got it covered. He’ll get them away from you as soon as possible and make sure to check that you’re doing fine.

Steve Harrington

He’ll stay calm while handling it. He’ll offer you his hand to squeeze while he deals with the person/people at hand. He won’t be super rude at first. But if he has to he will get nasty.

“How about you shut the fuck up. Who cares if he doesn’t look you in the eye?”

If you’re stressed after dealing with all of that he will do something for you to cheer you up. Talk to him about your special interest or let him get you one of your safe foods.

He will always defend you and help you learn how to stick up for yourself.

Johnathan Byers

He’s more of a passive person so unlike the rest of the guys on here he won’t be super aggressive or confrontational. He will still stick up for you but not as harshly.

“Hey how about you cut it out.” “That’s not funny man.” “Who cares if he does that, leave him alone.”

He can get harsh but only if they really provoke him like Steve did in season one. Even then he probably won’t throw the first punch unless they put their hands on you.

He’s gonna be very protective over you so he will always be at your defense. He’ll make sure to always know a place to take you if you need a moment to de stimulate from the exchange.

Eddie Munson

Oh boy you better believe he calls people out on their shit. Someone makes a comment about you not making eye contact? Arm wraps around your shoulder death glare engaged. “How about you fuck off. So what if he doesn’t look you in the eye man.”

Unlike Johnathan he will get violent quicker. He doesn’t care about escalating the situation you’re his boyfriends, no one fucking messes with you.

If you’re getting weird stares for stimming he’ll offer his hand with rings for you to mess with. And again death glare to whoever is staring.

If someone cuts you off while you’re talking about a special interest and says “God you’re so annoying talking about that nerdy shit all the time.” Or something like that he’ll quickly come in with “Yeah well I like hearing about it. I think it’s pretty cool he’s that smart and knows about that much stuff.”

Will at least once get in a fight over someone going too far. Like lets say for an example that totally didn’t happen to me, some classmate of yours who’s always been a cock grabs your wrist when you where shaking your hand to stim and says “Don’t be a weirdo, stop shaking your hand.” Oh boy he will fight them and he will win.

#lester sinclair #lester sinclair x reader #lester sinclair x you #lester sinclair x y/n #bo sinclair #bo sinclair x reader #bo sinclair x y/n #bo sinclair x you #steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x male reader #steve harringtion x y/n #steve harrington my beloved #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x male reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson my beloved

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flourjaemin · 8 months

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pt.1

what food i would give based on your nct bias… (oldest to youngest)

LIL TAE -> moonis

the angels who bias taeil are all allowed to whatever food they want and i will get it for them. but i feel like y’all would like seafood and this looked yummy. 10/10 i admire y’all

JOHNATHAN SUH -> johfam

since y’all insist you are married to this man and have the kids waiting at home you get a family dinner of spaghetti. extra messy. y’all are delulu and i understand. save me a pot at the dinner table pls. 8/10 never change.

BUBU -> tyongf

sugar buffet for you bcuz you’re perfect. on my radar you guys are just sweet and even sweeter to ur man. on occasion when he is looking good you guys never miss to tell him how hot he looks. ALSO CRIES IN ANIMAL CROSSING FANS 9.9/10 wholesome babes

UTAH -> yutazens

fits you guys perfectly. 5/10 either horny or emo. or worse both

#moon taeil #johnny suh #lee taeyong #nakamoto yuta #johfam #tyongf #nct yuta #nct taeil #nctzen #czennie #delulu #kpop thoughts #nct #nct 127 #nct hyung lines

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eiightysixbaby · 7 months

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I would very much like to read that thesis on johnathan. I also agree we cannot condemn him fully for that incident. It was wrong of course but like with context and everything he’d been through I don’t think he was in his right mind at all and it’s not like he was there specifically to try and take naked photos of Nancy. Of course, still very very wrong but shouldn’t be all condemning

okay well since you asked…. *cracks knuckles*

let me preface this by saying that I absolutely do not think it was okay of him to take the photos. I do not condone it, okay? everyone remember that very important part.

I always see people reduce jonathan to being a pervert because of the photos, when I truly think he’s the furthest thing from a perv. firstly, I wanna bring up his artistic perspective for taking the photos. we see him talk to nancy about how photos can tell stories, right? I truly believe that above anything else, he saw an opportunity to tell a story through photographs. we know that jonathan is a little… socially awkward. especially in season one. photography, for him, is I think extremely therapeutic. it’s his way of being able to tell stories. when he starts taking the pictures, no one’s naked or anything. they’re just in the pool. it still doesn’t make it okay to be spying on them like that, but he didn’t know nancy was gonna go up to steve’s room and then undress….

I think he got carried away, and couldn’t stop himself once things got a little more… private. he later tells nancy that he feels like she’s trying to be someone else with steve, and so I think he saw this insanely interesting situation playing out in front of him and his curiosity got the best of him.

I’m not saying that there were zero creepy intentions behind the photos, he clearly thinks nancy is pretty because… well, they end up together, lol. but I truly believe, based on what we know about jonathan, that he mostly saw this as an artistic venture. he’s a stupid kid, who sees an interesting scenario going down, and he captures it on his camera without thinking about repercussions. as someone with an artistic background myself… I get the artistic vision. I understand where he’s coming from when he talks about photos saying things that people themselves don’t say. I understand that desire to get an interesting shot.

secondly, jonathan apologizes and expresses remorse over the photos. a legitimate pervert wouldn’t fucking care, wouldn’t apologize and wouldn’t stop. he clearly feels bad and he knows it was wrong. idk about y’all, but even watching the scene where he’s actively taking the photos, I always got the vibe from the look on his face that he knows it’s probably a sketchy thing to do. once again, he’s a dumb kid who’s very much awkward and lonely, and he’s not thinking about what comes after he takes them.

jonathan, may I remind everyone, literally does nothing else creepy throughout the entire rest of the show.

this is the guy who stays the night with nancy to help her feel safe after she sees the demogorgon for the first time, and won’t even get under the covers when she asks him to sleep in her bed because he doesn’t want to violate her space. like, we all watched the same scene right? he lays like a mile away from her LMAO.

this is the guy who takes nancy home from the halloween party, because he sees that steve leaves her alone and that she’s incredibly intoxicated and vulnerable. he gets her home safe, tucks her into bed and takes off her shoes and doesn’t so much as lay a hand on her in any way other than to assist her in the house/into bed. if he was a pervert, let me just say, this would’ve been the ideal time to take advantage of her. she’s wasted. but he doesn’t. he just wants her to get home safe. he has no idea what went down with her and steve and he just wants her to be safe.

I just feel like they do so much to make you see more to jonathan than just “the creepy photo guy”, and it’s just wasted on a lot of people. he’s a great brother, a caring friend, the good guy who tries to do the right thing for the people he cares about… and he’s just reduced down to being this awful person unfairly. over one thing. nancy literally forgives him. once again, not saying any of this makes the photos okay! it was a shit decision, and he deserved to get called out for it. but I think ultimately he’s incredibly misunderstood, and he’s more complex than just this one mistake he made.

(also, this might be a hot take… but I bet anything if steve was the character that took the photos, he wouldn’t get this much backlash).

#leah’s got mail 💌#jonathan byers

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mariailoveyou-guerin · 11 days

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The fact Kate Simone Kanthony stans was mad that Simone and Charithra did few interviews together was so insane to me like they weren’t playing sisters in the show they just constantly wanted simone to only ever breathe next to Jonny 😂 which explains why they are very not showing their closes anymore because of y’all lunatic deserved meanwhile here we have Claudia and Nic and if you look at the comments it’s eveyone every Pen Nic polin stan being happy and not crying about it not being just Nicola with Luke 25/8 like they wanted just Simone with Johnny but somehow Johnny could do press with his on screen brothers they loved that but Simone doing it with her on screen sister had them actually losing their minds this will never not annoy me they really said it’s fine for Johnny to live a life without Simone do press with the other cast his on screen sibs but Simone can’t do press or anything with anyone but Jonthan Bailey and she especially can’t with Charithra 😂

The misogyny of it all the internalized misogynior and racism of it all since most of the fans are/were Simone Kate fans not even Johnny Anthony fans bc they aren’t as obsessed with Simone as Simone stans are with him 😂

Johnny fans just wanted more him meanwhile all Kate or Simone fans wanted was Simone whole existence to revolve around Johnny and his character the fact they could allow Johnathan to have press with Lukes other cast his siblings but was attacking hating and jumping calling CC the most vile cruel names for having press with Simone because apparently to them she was the one standing in the way of Simone Johnny stuff 😂 but none of them was jumping Luke T for the same reason of taking Jonny away from Simone so in the end it was all just pure racism and jealousy nothing more! The was really out here angry two on screen siblings were doing press for their show in their own szn together and only wanted to make two desi girls whole existence on that show about a gay white man 😂 internlized hatred for yourself and your own people much @ Simone A stans

#simone ashley #jonathan bailey #nicola coughlan #claudia jessie #luke newton #luke thompson #charithra chandran #Bridgerton #bee show spoilers

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the-brainrot-central · 1 year

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MY JOJO MPREG REVIEWS/RECOMMENDATIONS (WITH LINKS!!!) FANFICS

So since I’ve been pretty active in this sphere of the fandom (I’m sorry, I know, I’m cringe 😭😭😫) I thought I’d share some of my favorites. Some of these really deserve more recognition imo because they are SO good (all of these are on AO3 btw. Sorry for not branching to other places, AO3 is just the main place I go for fanfic (horny shit or otherwise)

Happy Joestars!!! by 69ReasonsWhy

Summary - just some wholesome mpreg one shots of different Joestars and their husbands/bfs

My thoughts - WONDERFUL. This is exactly what I needed. Came here specifically looking for Joseph mpreg, was pleasantly surprised to find some Jotaro as well. Very wholesome and cute, I just wish there was more Caejose

Overall rating - 7/10

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Foreign Body (disturbing, graphic, nsfw. No graphic birth but….other things…)

Rundown - Pucci becomes pregnant with Dio’s child. However, he is oblivious to this for months after Dio’s death, even as his body is plagued with aches, pains and nausea. Eventually, however, he comes to the horrifying realization that he is pregnant, after he feels something inside him move.

My thoughts - I loved every MINUTE of this. Well written, in character, very unsettling——everything about this is just fucking wonderful. I’ve never read Pucci Mpreg before but this was a delightful first for me.

Personal rating - 9.5/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

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1998 by AceTheWolf (Kira mpreg, SFW, non-graphic, Kira x Diavolo)

Rundown - due to an accidental pregnancy caused by his relationship with Diavolo, Kira gives birth in an abandoned church

My thoughts - I’ll be honest with y’all, I have read this a mortifying amount of times. bc I am DESPERATE for kira mpreg, this is good shit but it’s so short 😢

Rating - 9/10

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Cursed by AceTheWolf (Kira mpreg, SFW, non-graphic, Kira x Reimi Sugimoto)

Rundown - Yoshikage Kira began dating Reimi as an effort to prove he could love someone for more than just their hands. However, things don’t work out the way he hoped and they break up. Soon after, though, Kira realizes he’s pregnant with her child. In his desperation to keep his pregnancy private, he decides to kill her.

My thoughts - I’ve read this more than a few times, I’ll be honest. There’s so little Kira Mpreg out there so I tend to reread whatever ones I can find haha. This one is really good, almost somewhat tragic in a way——it makes me feel sorry for Kira, in spite of his actions.

Rating - 7.8/10

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Silkspun by blushwings (Abbachio mpreg, NSFW birth, no sex or anything though)

Summary - Abbachio, soon after being taken in by Bruno into Passione, discovers he is pregnant with a stranger’s child. Despite this, he decides to carry it to term. Unfortunately for him, his labor ends up moving unexpectedly fast and he ends up giving birth by the side of the road, with Bruno’s support.

My thoughts - AAAAAAAAAHHH FUCK!!! FUCK YEAH BABYYYY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOOOOR! Let me tell you I have been SEARCHING for a crumb of Abbacchio mpreg and this fic👏FUCKING👏SERVED!!!!🙏🙏🙏 Very emotional, so much angst and fluff, written immaculately as always (blushwings is genuinely a wonderful author you should check them out)

Rating - 12/10

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Sweet Child of Mine (NSFW birth, Dio mpreg, past Dio x Johnathan)

Summary: After inhabiting his former lover Johnathan’s body, Dio discovers that the man was pregnant with Dio’s baby when he died. Despite this unusual turn of events, Dio decides to carry the child (who is Giorno 🥺). He labours in his mansion, with the help and support of his stand.

My thoughts - ANNSJDJDBDBD AHHHH I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!! FUCK

Listen, I don’t usually like Dio Mpreg at all but this fic may have turned me. Beautifully written. I really loved getting to see Dio being vulnerable, as well as portraying his more loving, caring side which we don’t see in canon. FUCK. This one hit me in ALL the feels. 💔💔💔

Personal rating - 10/10

#fanfic recommendation #fanfics #fanfic #jojo fanfic #mpreg #mpreg fanfic #yoshikage kira #jojos bizarre adventure #fanfiction #dio brando #jojo pucci #enrico pucci #male pregnancy #review

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loserforeddie · 2 years

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Ight y’all don’t cancel me but…

I don’t rlly understand the steddie hype💀

ITS CUTE DONT GET ME WRONG-

But like…they literally had very little chemistry?? And they’re both not even openly gay???

Ig it’s just sad to see a gay pairing like that get so popular, but when robin x Nancy (which made sooooo much sense) legit received very little attention?? Idk it just kinda ticked me off.

Not only that, but straight cis women LOVING steddie just…doesn’t sit right with me :(

BUT

ARGYLE AND JOHNATHAN???? I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL, THEY’RE BOYFRIENDS.

(Also if you disagree, that’s totally ok! This is just my personal opinion :))

#eddie munson #steve harrington stranger things #stranger things season four #nancy stranger things #stranger things #robin buckley #robin x nancy #steve x eddie #steddie #argyle #argyle x jonathan

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vicontheinternet · 3 months

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Good by to the beautiful fancasting of Kedar Williams-Sterling, Jordan fisher, mason gooding and Johnathan Davis and mason gooding as Johnny storm (I would’ve even takes Rudy pankow as Johnny) they would’ve embodied Johnny as well and they had his hotness too now we’re stuck with Joseph Quinn because y’all hype up white mediocrity and went ravenous of a mediocre white mans looks

#kedar williams stirling #jordan fisher #mason gooding #johnny storm #sue and reed look so weird together age wise #it’s a sad day for the girls and the gays #jonathan davis

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notasimpleslater · 10 months

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And if I may make one more point: everyone saying that this is pr to drum up press for wicked is a f*cking idiot. That movie is over a year away from being released and this makes absolutely nobody involved look good. I know y’all want to protect your idols but please, let’s get f*cking real here.

Yeah fr 😂. Like I kind of got where they were coming from at first, but now I know there's no way. What would even be the thought process behind such a controversial pr stunt?? Pairing Ethan and Ariana as a pr couple would also make no sense because in Wicked Glinda basically ignores Boq the whole time. If anything, this will give Wicked bad pr.

(imo if they wanted a good pr stunt couple, they could've just paired Ariana and Johnathan Bailey together, and even that would've been more believable than Ariana and Ethan)

#answered asks #anonymous #e rumors

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significant-ace-nnoyance · 2 years

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how long did it take you to watch the van scene the first time? about how many times did you rewind? did you catch the lip glance right away? did you think it was heading in a byler positive direction when mike was talking? how about when will was talking? were you happy/disappointed by the painting? how did you feel by the end of it? how devastated were you by will's crying?

OMGMGMMYY SO MANY QUESTIONS

bestie i’m gonna be completely honest my memory is absolute SHIT bc yay trauma response but ILL TRY TO REMEMBER FOR U

how long did it take you to watch the van scene the first time? about how many times did you rewind?

i watched the van scene once the whole way to like no pausing or anything the first time because i had to watch both v1 and v2 all in one go the nights they came out in my room until like 1am so that it wouldn’t get spoiled for me and also bc i was like leaving for a trip the next day and didn’t want to watch them on the plane where i couldn’t scream. since then i’ve watched SO MANY analysis videos but i don’t think i’ve had the chance to actually rewatch it by myself just bc my family doesn’t allow much watching of the tv lol so i end up engaging a ton more with fandom than reexperiencing canon? but i rly want to omg omg

did you catch the lip glance right away? did you think it was heading in a byler positive direction when mike was talking? how about when will was talking?

at this point i’m like 94% sure i didn’t get byler on my own at least consciously because i was kinda sad and disappointed by s4 and the heteronormativity goggles were STRAPPED ON but i will say that it literally took me less than a day of acquiring a tumblr account to hop on the byler train because i think subconsciously i definitely picked up on it BC HOW COULD YOU NOT and once i stopped intentionally explaining it away to myself as them being “special friends” or accepting heteronormative relationships as the only possible norm without need for explanation or backing I WAS FREED and here we are now :) BUT i will say i do still learn something new every day here on byler tumblr bc y’all are TOO SMART and there’s honestly so much in this show you physically cannot over analyze it there’s always more to discover and recontextualize and find different interpretations of

as for the mike/will thing i think it took me a bit longer to realize that mike was actually more proof of byler than will lol because there’s a lot more heteronormativity to unpack to analyze and understand his character but at the same time learning about that side of things is what fully convinced me i think along with just learning more about the actors and the duffers message in the show etc. because before i was worried that it would be representation through will just bad representation 💀

were you happy/disappointed by the painting? how did you feel by the end of it?

similar to what i said before i was unable to really see byler beyond my protective biases towards will as a queer person who saw myself in him and preemptively prepared myself for how i thought he was going to be treated and so my attitude through the whole thing was mostly one of “omg will 😭😭😭 aw omfg my poor baby 😭😭 AW WILL 😭😭 LOOK AT HIS LIL PAINTING IM SO PROUD OF HIM BUT ALSO 😭😭😭 oh god i really hope they aren’t using the gay character to push the straight ships arc omg will ur so gay that was so gay of you OMG NO HES CRYING 😭😭😭 HES TEARING UP 😭😭 ONFG HES CRYING HES CRYING OMG JOHNATHAN KNOWS HE CAN SEE OMFG 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS SO SAD WILL” and mike was like not even in my thought process 💀💀 because my lil queer heart was really going through it

BUT!! now that i’ve removed my biases about how i expect queer characters in st to be treated every byler scene is lowkey painful to watch because THEYRE SO GAY??? IT FEELS PRIVATE I FEEL LIKE IM INTRUDING BUT ALSO IM AN ABSOLUTE GIGGLING MESS BC SJNDBDBBEBE

how devastated were you by will's crying?

DEVASTATED. OMFG. i think i sensed wills queerness for a while but as soon as that pretty girl touched his ankle and he was like 🧍‍♂️😐 i remember SCREAMING ‘gay!!!’ and then i JUMPED on the will byers is my gay child train and so the rest of s4 GUTTED me and i think that’s partially the reason it took me longer to see the mike thing is because i was just so pissed at him for putting wills in pain at the airport and the roller skate rink (partially also because his dismissal of will and wills feelings at the airport felt personal to me as a sort of reflection of the dismissal of will and his happiness that i expected from the ga and the storyline due to predominant representations and treatment of queerness and queer characters in past media so i was IMMEDIATELY put off and hated everything mike did 💀💀 no one talks to my blorbo that way)

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so sorry i wrote like an essay for this and idk if i answered any of your actual questions because like i said my memory is worse than mike wheelers self esteem but THANK YOU I LOVED THIS ASK I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY LOVELY DAY <333

#mike wheeler #byler #van scene #will byers

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