#ferret is a mom

[keroa]

What is your favorite kind of pet to own?

I wish I could add more answers, but you know I'll be reading all the tags 👀

Feel free to gush about your critters in the tags and replies :3 🧡❤️🩷

#keroa #my favorite is rats 🥰 #though i have not had much experience owning any of the others besides birds #which have mostly been my mom's birds #i hope to get a rabbit someday 🙏 also wtf why is there no ferret emoji #if i can bunny proof my technology and wire filled apartment LOL

[thebearme]

Some more leftovers drawings of eene

#eene #eene fanart #ed edd n eddy #ed edd n eddy fanart #eene ed #eene edd #eene double d #eene eddy #eene marie #eene may #eene lee #eene rolf #dee is a ferret cuz it was a scp au #eene oc #double d's mom #eddy's mom

[joelletwo]

Bdjdjdjf really stupid /pos. Great. Fantastic. Goofy tall matoba pic actually effortlessly perfect for my stupid tall phone

#Ferret on the lockscreen <2 b4 i could forget to hunt these down and save em mobiley #Gotta swap out the morale boosters regularly so my mom can keep asking me if i drew stuff

[ferretwhomst]

putting this undwr a readmore not because it's triggering or anything but it's just Long and related to boards and i don't really want to see that when i scroll on my blog. anyways

not super thrilled about tomorrow. it's my french oral board exam and orals always send me into this horrible spiral because i tend to freeze up and overthink what i'm about to say and forget words at the worst possible time. it's too spontaneous for me !!! and as a guy with autism and anxiety, improvising is literally my Weakest link. well ok the roleplay always goes fine because a. you kind of have a set template as to how to reply, and b. you get 10 minutes to think about how you're going to respond before going into the exam. but that only counts for 10 marks; the full thing is 40 marks and the bulk of that is covered by the two topic conversations. it's a huge gamble as to what topics i get and if i get ones which i'm not super sure about i tend to fumble immensely

honestly when i think about the bigger picture i don't even know What i'm upset about. i scored really well in mocks (35/40) and even in the test series before that, the time i thought i TOTALLY FLUBBED the topic conversations, i still got 31/40. that's not a bad mark at all. i think my anxiety just exaggerates how badly i do on these and doubly so because french is one of my favorite subjects and i'm GOOD at it. but yeah. even without taking marks into consideration it's just really bothersome to me how unpredictable orals are, could Not be worse for my anxiety 😔

actually, i forgot to mention that during boards they don't even release timings for the orals. you just report to the classroom at the allotted time and who goes in what order is not revealed, at all, until that moment when they have to go in and answer the questions. which is total bullshit and as you can imagine is only making me more fucking terrified about tomorrow

also: the rest of my boards officially start on the 26th of april so why do french orals have to be shoved in my face so damn early :/ obviously it'll be nice to get it over with sooner, but if i fumble i'll have to sit and try to make peace with that for like 2 weeks extra?

ALSO also idk if i've talked about this here but my mom is really into vedic astrology and shit and ended up raising me to be the most superstitious and paranoid individual alive (everyone cheer for my undiagnosed probable ocd swag). and not only is mercury retrograde currently on but also tomorrow is amavasya/no moon day and both of these are supposed to be unlucky as hell And God I Am Scared. genuinely my paranoia gets so bad during this time of year whenever i do anything i start worrying about the worst case scenario. because bad stuff ALWAYS HAPPENS during mercury retrograde and i'm scared it'll happen tomorrow at the worst possible time ☹️ man i hate being superstitious why can't i just be whimsical

small win though: despite mercury retrograde, at least the printer worked tonight when i was printing out vocab sheets

#for context a. my first memory of mom mentioning mercury retrograde was me as a kid asking why the printer wasn't working #and also it usually fucks up at the worst possible time during mercury retrograde HSNDKWMA #also don't feel obligated to reply to this this is kind of just me talking to myself #it'd be nice but you don't have to #ferret rambles

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

very serious question

#random poll #tumblr polls #my polls #one week poll #that’s enough tags about polls #pets of tumblr #pets #cats #dogs #dog mom #cat mum #accents #do your pets have accents #i’m asking the important questions #if you pick the last one i’m baffled #my one cats accent is based solely on where he was born #for anyone from the uk #it’s a THICK west country accent #lmao #my dogs a yorkie #so i should probably imagine her with a yorkshire accent #regional accents #if you do pls tell me what accent #i’m especially interested in ‘unique’ pets #what’s your ferrets accent #anyway #i’m done

[origamiyoda]

benji dunn missionimpossible is so ferret coded.

#I was tryna figure out what animal he'd b (furry reasons) and I kept coming back to like. Rodent adjacent animals #& then my mom was like. Ferret. Hes not a weasel but he is a ferret #She said it w such confidence too. #Anyway hes a ferret. Ethans a German shepard. Ilsa is a big cat of somekind. Maybe a lion? #Walker is a rabbit IM RIGHT DO NOT TRY & ARGUE #Luther is a kitty :3 #White widow is a wolf #Paris is a fox I thiiink. Maybe a hyena #I dont wanna say coyote cause ive git a whole thing w coyotes now but shes def some small predator #Brandts like a dog too but idk what kind. Maybe a lab of some kind #Julia is a mouse methinks #MISSION: IMPAWSSIBLE #I need to make them into furries otherwise theyre so boring to draw #Leo yells #mission impossible #benji dunn

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

Tell me more about Ferret making blankets and stuff?

He's mostly a crochet guy, but he knits occasionally too. He likes to have something to do when the Savage is in working order and doesn't need any repairs. He keeps a few for himself, the ones he really likes, but mostly he stockpiles them to sell at various markets. He's a trader/smuggler by trade, so he likes having his own wares to sell sometimes. (This means that children in all corners of the galaxy have blankets made by our favorite Grumpy Boy. Just think about that for a second.) As an orpahn and former street rat, he also frequently donates them to kidds he sees that are clearly living in alleys.

His absolute favorite one that hes made is a black blanket with multi-colored stripes with little bobble stitches throughout it. He keeps it on his bunk.

#his favorite is obviously inspired by one my mom had when i was kid that i want to make for myself #and yes someday im gonna make the one he made for avanda fir me #imagine the yarn hoard this man has #ferret insp #oc ask #i am kissing you on the forehead the way galadriel kisses people #ily thank you for the ask #oc tag

[scribbly-bear]

And some more Owen doodles, including Owen's parents.

#my art #my oc #my story #the owen one #owen #abigail #diana #owen's dad #owen's mom #stanley #the brother #the siren #the grinning shadow #doodles #cat #squirrel #ferret #quoll #anthro

[pirate-queen-ali]

been spending some time on the road with my 2 favorite girls!!

#lesbian ferret moms on a roadtrip what will they do #how fast will they speed through empty stretches of interstate

[maybe-axon]

she has a little blanket this time

#ferret #ferrets #cute animals #cute baby animals #cute pets #cute ferret #so cute #adorable pets #pets #sleepy #my baby #animals #my pets #naptime #pets of tumblr #cute babyyy #ferret mom #my babies #cuddles #cute

[somehow-fylumi-is-already-taken]

My fursona and her 6 foot tall milf mom

#art #furry #furry art #safe furry #my art #artists on tumblr #ferret #mom #domme mommy #mommy milkers #mature mom

[xamassed]

⟬ @yutukiss​ / s.c ⟭

It would have taken him too long to call her and explain, so he sent her a single text: come to my room asap!! It wasn’t the most polite demand, but he hoped that she knew by now that the lack of spam and stickers meant he needed her. This time around, it wasn’t because he was in trouble.

If and when she showed up, she would find him on his bad, legs folded and upper half of his body doubled over his own lap. In his arms, a barely breathing bird, dark as the rest of his familiars but missing a few feathers. Its eyes were closed, giving off the impression that it was fitfully sleeping.

“I found it outside. It ain’t one’a mine, but I didn’t want it just layin’ there.” He looked up to her, boyish eyes soft and sympathetic. Mammon was a lot of things, but he was soft when it came to the animal he had the deepest connection with. “Lucifer’s gonna kill me if he sees me with another one. He says I have too many already. Can it stay in your room for a little while?”

#yutukiss #「 ( mammon ; ic ) 」 #「 v. ready to face THE mammon? ( mammon ; obey me ) 」 #( she will become ferret AND crow mom :D ) #( the first soon-to-be-familiar that she bonds with at the same time as him maybe~ )

[i-drew-a-ferret]

Call it hubris, but I was given teeth for a reason

#Me to my mom. while ripping a freezy open with my teeth #ferret thinks

[ferretwhomst]

the next time some random fucking stranger walks up to me during break and asks me for my food or some shit while im sitting alone, im gonna start killing

#some guy came up to my table asking for food #and at the same time some other guy asked what i was listening to #i politely told them to leave me alone and the food guy started making fun of my voice??? #sorry your mom doesnt love you i fucking guess? #ferret rambles

[mamaferretart]

Actually pretty happy with how this turned out!

#art #cute #kawaii #anthro #ferret #mom #furry art #digital art #clip studio paint #artists on tumblr #furry fandom #fursona #kemono #soft #sleepy #barbie

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Copper, Misty Rose, and Joey <3

#asks #ferrets #cats #copper is their mom /hj #momma coppah #misty is otherwise known as squeaky #and joey is short for badass joe(seph) #my cats