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tragedytells-tales · 9 months

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How Lucifer wakes up the crew when they sleep in, but explained badly

Notes - Crack headcanons, feat. The brothers, the royals, and purgatory hall

Summary - A shitpost about how Lucifer wakes up everyone when they decide to sleep in but have places to be

Warnings - None

TW - None

Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Solomon, and Simeon: Violence. He either does the loudest dad knock possible on their door to wake them up or he texts them when they need to be up, with no in-between. Might even be a menace and lie about when they need to be up by, just to make sure they're on time. If he needs to go into their room to wake them up after the dad knock, Diavolo curse them, then-

Mammon, Leviathan, Solomon, Simeon: - He rips off their blankets and leaves them to fend for themself against the cold before walking out, might even leave the door open if he feels like being a menace. ( The "door open" rule only doesn't apply to Mammon for obvious reasons. )

Satan, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub: - The ones he can actively wake up by just opening the door and telling them to get up without much fuss. He might even try to get them up early to make sure they can get their normal morning routine done before being late. ( He knows Satan will be grumpier without his morning book, Asmo will pitch a fit about not having time to do his skin routine, and Beel has to have a morning workout. )

Belphegor: - He wraps the covers around him and carries him like a potato bag to wherever they need to be.

Luke and Diavolo: A polite knock on the door and will only go inside if there's no sign of them being awake. If they're not awake then-

Diavolo: - He opens the door and just, "wake up, we have to leave soon." ( affectionate or derogatory with no in between depending on the circumstances. Sometimes this might also include a text before he knocks and a "ripping off your sheets to leave you to cold" after he enters if the situation is dire. )

Luke: He slightly opens the door and just, "Hello child, we have to leave in 30 minutes, be dressed and ready by then." ( Luke gets head pats and sometimes a snack to make sure he has eaten before they leave, but we don't talk about that. )

Barbatos: Was up an hour earlier. This man will never sleep in if there's places to be and work to be done. But he has chuckled at how Lucifer wakes up Diavolo.

MC: He either let's them sleep in or they get the Luke treatment. He'll go inside to wake up them up if he really has too, but It depends on whether or not it's important.

( Warning: These results may change depending on how early or late the person is running. Solomon and the other lords have reported a few doors being broken and ears being dragged. Moral of the story, have an alarm. )

AN - This was inspired by the mental image of Lucifer choosing violence and banging pots and pans to wake up everyone.

#obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #omswd #Satan and Belphie both woke up earlier than him just to put a bucket of ice water over his door once and he hasn't been the same since

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bloodmoon24 · 6 months

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Bee, Mam, and Ozzie were walking through the woods, with Mammon carrying a crying human baby

Asmodeus: Oh, you gotta make it stop. I can’t take it anymore!

Beelzebub: I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much!

Mammon: *holding the baby upside down* He won’t stop squirming!

Beelzebub: You’re holding it wrong!

Asmodeus: Watch his head!

Beelzebub: Just put it down!

Mammon: *as he puts the baby down on a rock* Pick him up. Put him down. Make up your mind

Beelzebub: Its nose is dry

Mammon: It means something’s wrong with him

Beelzebub: Someone should lick it. Just in case

Mammon: I’ll do it *sticks his tongue out*

Asmodeus: Hey, he’s wearing one of those baby thingies

Mammon: *about to lick the baby* So?

Asmodeus: So if he poops, where does it go?

Beelzebub realized and cringed

Mammon: *rolled his tongue back up in realization and held the baby out as it continues crying* Humans are disgusting *puts him back down on the rock*

Asmodeus: Ok, you *points to Mammon* go check for poop

Mammon: Hey, why am I the poop checker?

Asmodeus: *leaned into his face* Because returning the runt was your idea, *leaned even more* because you’re small and insignificant, *leaned even more* and because I’ll pummel you if you don’t

Mammon: …Why else?

Asmodeus: Now, Mam!

Mammon goes up to the wailing baby and starts taking its diaper off

Mammon: Ew! Yuck! Ew! *looked at it and turned away* I mean, my goodness *held up the filled up diaper* Ok, look out, look out, coming through *swings the diaper around*

Asmodeus: *covers his face* Hey, watch out!

Beelzebub: *moved away* Stop waving that thing around!

Mammon: *walked backwards* Ooh! Ooh! I’m gonna slip! *smirks and tossed the diaper in the air* Whoa!

The diaper flew into the air, opened, and landed on Ozzie’s face

Asmodeus: Ew! *tossed it to the ground, seeing that it’s clean*

Mammon: *holding the baby* Hahah! It’s clean! Gotcha! Hahah!

Asmodeus: *whacks Mam on the head, causing him to make a derp face* Will you cut it out?

The baby giggled as Mam shook his head and regain consciousness. Then the baby wailed again

Beelzebub: Hey, do that again. He likes it

Asmodeus whacks Mam on the head again, causing him to make that same derp face, making the baby laugh again as he shook his head again

Asmodeus: *smirks* It’s making me feel better, too

#helluva boss #incorrect quotes #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss ozzie #asmodeus helluva boss #ozzie helluva boss #beelzebub helluva boss #helluva boss beelzebub #mammon helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #Ice Age reference #Ice Age #helluva boss seven sins #seven sins #seven deadly sins #helluva boss sins

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daytaker · 4 months

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The Boys Roleplay As Themselves

mammoney: (This is a CLOSED scenario for me and my bros! Y'all can read it if you want to though. I'm gonna kick things off! @Lucifer @L3V1 @stn @AsmoBaby @Beelzeburger @Belphie) 8 ♡ DDSimeon and 7 others

mammoney: It was 11 PM, and the Devildom was sparkling. Thousands of demons were lined up outside the hottest club south of Antarctica: Mammonteque. At the front of the line stood six of the most powerful, most intimidating, and most attractive demons you’ve ever seen, and even though the club didn’t open until midnight, the bouncer stepped aside and let them in.

“What? That’s so unfair!” shouted the demon behind them.

But the bouncer shook his head, unmoved. “Orders from the top,” he said. Then, smirking, he added, “Clearly you didn’t recognize those guys. Must be embarrassing for you.”

Inside the club, the demons, who were all dressed in suits with boas, sunglasses, and fedoras, looked around. Just as they expected, this place was opulence itself. Golden fountains spouting gold-flake infused water. A gold disco ball hanging from the ceiling. Even the floor was made of intricately carved gold tiles.

“Obviously, Mammon is even wealthier than last time we stopped by,” said the oldest demon, looking around over his sunglasses. He quickly put them back on because the glow from the gold was too intense for him to handle.

“Wow, I never would have guessed Mammon would be as good at interior design as I am, but he proved me wrong!” said another of the demons. He was wearing heart-shaped sunglasses and a bright pink feather boa, and his fedora was covered in sequins.

Another of the demons was already stuffing his face at the buffet. Luckily, the wily Mammon had seen this coming and installed a machine that pumped out an unlimited supply of cheeseburgers.

“Seeing how successful Mammon is makes me proud to have him for a big brother,” said a demon with blue hair and a Ruri-chan body pillow.

“And speak of the devil,” the oldest said, smiling as he looked over at the entrance.

A stretch-limousine painted gold pulled up to the front of the club. Demons began to scream and cheer as the door opened. Out stepped Mammon, who looked even more handsome than usual. You-Know-Who was clinging to his arm, staring up at him like he was the greatest being in all three worlds. 6 ♡ AsmoBaby and 5 others

stn: As Mammon approached the entrance to his club, the six demons in attendance greeted him with the coolness one might expect from Hell’s most corrupt oligarchs. The identities of these demons were as follows:

Lucifer: former angel, Avatar of Pride, traitor to the Celestial Realm, now the right-hand demon to and a massive simp for Diavolo: former ruler of the Devildom; magnanimous and crafty, with a tendency to act far stupider than he truly is Leviathan: gamer, miserable to be out in public, suffering a migraine and angry that he’s missing the latest episode of his favorite magical girl anime Asmodeus: party devil, narcissist, and self-proclaimed cutest demon in the Devildom Beelzebub: gluttonous gym rat with a heart of gold and a stomach of lead, and Belphegor: who was asleep.

Mammon himself was the Avatar of Greed, and as such, he lacked any ability to control his need to amass material wealth. This being the case, he had recently upset the political order of the Devildom with a massive coup, ousting the far more competent Diavolo from autocratic power in favor of the corrupt cabal now gathered together in this gaudy anteroom.

Mammon looked at his guests while You-Know-Who wandered off, searching for somewhere, anywhere, that didn’t hurt to look at.

“Somebody’s missin’,” observed the club owner.

“A very astute observation, Young Master,” said Mammon’s butler, Barbatos, condescendingly. He had come with the deed to the Demon Lord’s castle. “You may have forgotten, but your dear brother Satan declined your offer to participate in your sham of a government, citing the proven incompetence of yourself and your brothers as the reason.”

“Oh, right,” Mammon said with chagrin. “Damn that Satan, always stickin’ to his principles instead of sellin’ out like the rest of us clowns. Hey, where’d You-Know-Who go?”

“Ah,” said Barbatos with the nod of a man forced to act as the bearer of bad news. “That noble personage appears to have fled. It seems your company became too odious to tolerate.”

“That can only mean one thing,” Mammon said, his eyes widening as the realization struck him. “You-Know-Who ran off to find Satan, since he’s obviously the better catch.” 2 ♡ LordDiavolo and Belphie

L3V1: Or so he thought. Little did Mammon realize that You-Know-Who wasn’t remotely interested in Satan. Instead, the unassuming third-born got a message on his DDD. Stealing away from the crowd, he opened up the text. It read:

“Levi, I think you know who this is. I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long. But you know it was always you. Come find me where we shared our first kiss.”

mammoney: (What the hell do you mean your first kiss???) 4 ♡ Belphie and 3 others

L3V1: (I didn’t interrupt you, asshole!)

Levi gripped his DDD with newfound resolve. He had no interest in the political machinations of his brothers and Diavolo. That part of the plot was boring and honestly too high stakes for what was supposed to be a story about a nightclub. So, slipping away from the others, Levi sneaked out through the back exit and ran for the field of flowers where he and You-Know-Who had shared a few stolen moments of tenderness. 1 ♡ LordDiavolo

Belphie: Poor Levi. He didn’t even realize that the text was sent by Solomon, who was out to troll him. As Leviathan ran off to meet with his only true love (the bitter feeling of disappointment), the youngest of the brothers yawned and looked around, assessing the situation.

He was at a luxurious club, owned and operated by his scummy brother Mammon. He was in the company of his brothers, minus Satan and now Levi, and Diavolo and Barbatos were there too. You-Know-Who might have been there for a minute or two, but they were long gone by now, and there were hundreds of screaming demons in line, hoping for entrance to the club.

“Maybe we should have our political talks somewhere less noisy,” Belphie suggested. It was a very reasonable suggestion, so none of the other demons could really argue with him.

The seven demons piled into the golden limo outside the entrance and drove away to a less obnoxious scene. 2 ♡ stn and Beelzeburger

AsmoBaby: Except, oh no!!! The limo ran over a bunch of tacks and the tires deflated before they could get very far from the club! They had no choice but to come back. Besides, Asmodeus hadn’t gotten the chance to greet the crowds, and who knows what kind of chaos it would cause if the people learned their idol had left without offering them so much as a wave and heart fingers?

“Asmo! Asmo! Asmo!” chanted the crowd as the demons climbed back out of the limo.

“Hello, everyone!” cried Asmo with an adorable grin, waving back to the demons. They cheered more wildly than ever! Some of them even fainted when he made heart fingers. Demons all over were pulling out their DDDs and snapping photos of the most beautiful demon to ever walk the streets of hell. 2 ♡ LordDiavolo and mammoney

Beelzeburger: Beelzebub was still eating at the unlimited cheeseburger machine. He was enjoying himself. Every time I swallowed a cheeseburger, another one appeared in my hands and I ate that one too. They had relish and pickles and tomatoes and onions and mustard and ketchup on them, and I drooled just thinking about it. But not for long, because I didn’t have to think about it for more than a second or two before another cheeseburger materialized in my hands. I kept eating the cheeseburgers for the rest of the night and well into the morning. 1 ♡ Belphie

mammoney: (Beel, this was supposed to be in the third person!) 1 ♡ L3V1

Beelzeburger: (Oh, right. Sorry. I got a little caught up in my character.) 1 ♡ Belphie

monSOLO: After pulling that prank on Levi, Solomon met up with You-Know-Who at their planned rendezvous point.

“It looks like the Devildom is entering some pretty politically tumultuous waters,” Solomon said with a chuckle. “Perhaps we’d be better off returning to the human world for the time being.”

Having agreed to this, Solomon and You-Know-Who clasped hands and vanished from the Devildom for at least the next six months or so.

mammoney: (??? What? This was a brothers only event!)

monSOLO: :)

mammoney: (I’m retconning that whole bit. Somebody else go while I figure out how to delete it.) 1 ♡ stn

stn: Meanwhile, at the House of Lamentation…

Satan assessed the political machinations of his brothers as logically as he could. He knew that Mammon had no real interest in power; he wanted the glamor, not the responsibility. So who could possibly be the mastermind behind the acquisition of power by the second born?

It was all too obvious.

Lucifer had been playing everyone for fools–the contract lawyers of the Devildom, his brothers, even Lord Diavolo himself. Only Satan, ever wary of Lucifer’s intentions, was able to see past his lies.

Gathering together the power of all thirty-nine of his cat familiars, Satan stood at the window facing the Mammonteque club and uttered a curse so foul and forbidden that I dare not repeat it here. And at the nightclub several miles away, Lucifer dropped to the ground, an empty husk. 2 ♡ Belphie and L3V1

Belphie: “Lucifer, no!” cried Diavolo. Giant tears flooded down his face as he clutched the body of his beloved advisor and probable traitor.

“Rip,” said Levi, who had returned to the club after realizing no one was waiting for him at the field of flowers. “Rest in pieces, big bro.”

“Who could have done this?” sobbed Lord Diavolo.

“I have no idea,” said Belphie, who had an idea. But he wasn’t about to sell out his fellow Anti-Luciferian. 2 ♡ Beelzeburger and stn

Lucifer: How long do you intend to embarrass yourselves like this?

AsmoBaby: (OOC comments are in brackets, Lucifer~) 3 ♡ Belphie and 2 others

Lucifer: Why have I been killed off after being implicated as the mastermind behind a coup to remove Lord Diavolo from power?

Belphie: (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 2 ♡ stn and monSOLO

stn: (I didn’t realize creativity was forbidden in this home.)

stn: (I suppose it’s my own fault for not assuming my writing would face unfair censorship.) 1 ♡ AsmoBaby

mammoney: (Okay, listen, I’ve been real tolerant of you all bunglin’ around and makin’ this whole damn activity a laughing stock, EVEN after I went out of my way to make all your characters look cool, but Lucifer, are you really gonna torch this whole thing just because of somethin’ like that?) 4 ♡ L3V1 and 3 others

Lucifer: A one month ban from Devilgram for all of you seems like a reasonable punishment. 1 ♡ monSOLO

Belphie: Are you serious?

AsmoBaby: This is so unfair! I didn’t even write any of the seditious stuff! 1 ♡ Beelzeburger

L3V1: Lmao I hate this family… 3 ♡ stn and 2 others

stn: @Belphie, would you meet me in the observatory? I have something I’d like to discuss with you. 1 ♡ Belphie

Lucifer: If I catch any of you on Devilgram within the next thirty days, I will suspend your account indefinitely. @mammoney @L3V1 @stn @AsmoBaby @Beelzeburger @Belphie 1 ♡ monSOLO

LordDiavolo: What a shame. I was enjoying the story.

(Cross-posted on AO3.)

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bokutosmochi · 1 year

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HOW TO: HAVE MAMMON COOK FOR YOU ♡ MAMMON

mammon x gn!reader

"two orders of pie ala mode for mammon and anon please!"

ingredients? a how-to on making mammon cook for you

what's it? general

allergen warnings? n/a

sugar level? 0.4k

regulars? @tokyometronetwork @tahonet

parlor's note? love love looove writing for our precious baby mammon!! had a lot of positive comments on my last mammon fic which is linked here. thank you so much for requesting him nonnie (⁠●⁠’⁠3⁠)⁠♡⁠(⁠ε⁠`⁠●⁠)

bon appetit!

help him avoid lucifer's wrath

"i always knew you had a soft spot for me." you grinned into mammon's shoulder as he plated your favorite dish onto their finest china -- the ones that are used during special occasions.

you could feel him grumble at your words, sneakily pinching your side though he stood with his back to you. "ya better watch the things ya say, stupid human. the only reason why the great mammon's cooking for ya is because ya helped me out with that science exam."

he turned around and attempted to glare at you -- he never could, you were too precious to him. "the great mammon doesn't have a soft spot, and i most definitely don't have a soft spot for you."

you laughed at his words, knowing that they did not hold a single ounce of truth. "yeah, sure thing, mams. that's why you offered to max out goldie if i helped you ace your science finals, right?" you bumped your hips with his as he scowled. the familiar pink blush could be seen dusting his cheeks, but he tried to hide it as he washed his hands. "just eat tha damn dish."

"aw, no 'mon. wanna wait for you so we can eat together." you picked up your plate and sat in the sofa, patting the space next to you invitingly. against his better judgement, he looked back to you only to shift his focus back on drying his hands -- he met your gleaming eyes and immediately got flustered; you were definitely too cute for him.

faking a halfhearted look, he got his plate and sat down next to you.

directly next to you.

but he couldn't help it, he couldn't help the way he naturally gravitated towards you. for a moment, he thought of scooting a few inches away from your body heat, but he instantly froze when you shifted even closer to him and laid your head on his shoulder. "thank you so much for dinner, mams." you murmured softly, tucking a strand of hair behind his ear to kiss his quickly reddening cheek.

for a while, his mouth went dry, completely not expecting what you just did seeing as he was completely obvious to the way you felt about him -- the way you liked him as much as he liked you.

"ya-ya know you can't just do that to someone, right?" he looked away making you laugh lightly. "well yeah, i'm not doing it to just anyone though, right? after all, you're my first man."

i get: reblog

you get: GRIMM

#a date with u event #order of the day!#order up for mammon!#one black sesame mochi #with a side of peach italian ice!#mammon fluff #mammon x reader #mammon x mc #mammon x you #mammon x y/n #mammon one shot #mammon drabble #mammon scenarios #obey me fluff #obey me x reader #obey me x you #obey me x mc #obey me x y/n #obey me scenarios

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indragonsaur · 4 months

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My Comfort characters challenge

I originally gonna drew malleus draconia in this drawing but due to growing liking of Idate, I decided to draw him for the first time.

Meme challenge link: twitter.com/g4teway31/status/1…

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froggarolli · 29 days

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Anon asked: Diva!Verse Fizzarolli: Are there times you wish you had a friend?

💲 "Track down the nonny who's asking my Fizzy useless fucking questions—"

#dolled up and ready { ic }#freelancing { my art }#fan mail { asks }#i just wanna be illuminati { diva verse }#fizzarolli #mammon #helluva boss

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journey-to-the-attic · 1 month

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OMG, I'm so sorry that happened to you that sounds awful !!! I've definitely been there before, so happy you only came out sore 🙏🏽

As for AU stuff-

I think a super cool side spin to the Drangon!AU would be if IK became the world's first dragon rider, like a HTTYD situation !

I think about the transition from "small weakling human" to "precious baby child" all the time, so I feel like the process of them learning about each other (the brothers + IK) in the sense of being in tune while flying is so sweet,,, like, they all obviously have different flying styles, and I'd imagine that Satan, Levi, and Belphie can't even fly at *all*, so getting accustomed to the ways they operate was probably pretty tough but SO cool for IK yknow

And on the flip side it was probably a struggle for the brothers to learn to trust her cues when training or even actively fighting something when they're so used to being independent, but they have to realize that she's not trying to control them, but work as one essentially

Idk, they just make me so happy!!!!! I love dragons!!!!!!

Any thoughts on maybe who enjoys flying/riding with her the most/who has the easiest time adapting to her cues? or any other misc thoughts, up to you!!

oooooooh humans becoming so close to their creature companions that all their movements are in sync is something so dear to me

i reckon mammon (who is nearly always ik's first friend, no matter what universe, and also the best flier) would be super quick to get used to giving her rides around the place, but at first it's more like just carrying a doll around because ik is clutching him stock-still in Terror the whole time

but then!! there's a moment where it just sort of clicks. i'm vaguely remembering a trick in one of the httyd movies where hiccup jumps off toothless's back, and then toothless catches him again? it'd be like that, except it happens completely by accident the first time, but then they keep doing it for fun

on the other hand lucifer would take SO long to properly sync, because he's always like I Will Do As I Think Is Best, Your Commands Are Mere Suggestions. for him i think it'd take a moment of him being in danger and needing to rely on ik, and that's where it clicks for him. he mellows out, but he keeps acting as if he marches only to the beat of his own drum, even though he is absolutely doing everything ik tells him to

in general ik would have a set of subtle but specific gestures (some of which are unique to each brother) that she uses to both communicate and instruct, and i reckon levi likes that bit the most. since he's more geared for swimming, he'd have a range of clicks and whistles designed for underwater communication, and ik learns to understand and reply - so it's like they have their own secret language

#answering asks #whensam #dragon au #since satan is more arboreal i imagine he'd have the most problems taking ik around #it is very easy for a human on your back to get dislodged when you're weaving between branches like that #ik hangs out on his back a lot when he's not out in the forest though so that makes up for it #also belphie (who either already had or i decided to assign ice-related powers in the mammon dragon au req)#is probably cold as hell #so they have a special riding blanket and belphie is specifically attuned to make up for the extra slipperiness of a blanket-wrapped human #jtta aus

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helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords · 4 months

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Continued From X @peppy-jester

"Oh, I know about the song. It is popping off on VoxTube, and Mammom is PISSED about it, though I think it's also cause he ain't making a dime off of it. Surprisingly, his reputation hasn't taken much of a hit, though most people know he's a greedy fuck." Beelzebub doubt Mammon had a good one to begin with as most people just wanted his money or feared him for being a Sin.

"Don't take Mammon too seriously. I'm sure if he can make those twins work out he'll completely forget about trying messing with you. If he doesn't I'm sure Oz will kick his ass in twenty different ways." Beelzebub might even get in on that action.

"Ugh, he's trying to come up a good way to market the twins. Even had the NERVE to call me up asking to promote them with MY Beelzejuice. Can you believe that shit? I ain't even gonna consider putting the face of those two on it." The Sin was sure Mammon would bitch about it till no end, though didn't care.

"Ya know, since you don't work for anyone right now that kinda means you're an indie entertainer. Could come up with a special flavor of Beelzejuice and put your face on it just to piss Mammon off. You don't gotta, though I'd be more than willing to let you keep all the money that's made from it." Beelzebub didn't much care for cash, though making a shit ton of it off Mammon's idea would certainly piss him off, and that she can get behind.

#peppy-jester #beelzebub #proud jackass #lovin this tasty energy right now #rp #ic #Helluva Boss #I have a personally hc that Mammon tried threatening Bee with hurting Tex so she has personal beef with him #I think he's a great character though also what one would expect #At least in terms of the Sin that he is #PeppyJester

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mindyco · 1 year

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Jesus, I love Belphie's little attitude so much. Pfft- you could tell he was the easiest to write for since it's the longest one- I stg I'm not choosing favorites... (¬‿¬) I would kill if it meant the brothers will always be happy. Artwork credit: @myt_s3

Scenario: Brothers' reactions to helping you ice skate!

With a mix of determination and a hint of amusement, Lucifer takes on the role of your ice skating instructor. He guides you onto the ice with a confident stride, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips.

"Don't worry, I'm here to ensure you don't embarrass yourself too much. Consider it a favor from me to you."

As you take your first shaky steps, Lucifer keeps a watchful eye on you, ready to catch you if you stumble. But he can't help but chuckle when you wobble and flail your arms for balance.

"Ah, my dear, you truly have a unique way of defying gravity. I've never seen someone master the art of stumbling quite like you."

Despite the occasional teasing, Lucifer's guidance is patient and encouraging. He adjusts your posture and offers tips to help you find your balance.

As you continue to practice, Lucifer's laughter becomes contagious, and soon both of you are laughing together, enjoying the lighthearted moment.

"I must admit, even in your most ungraceful moments, you manage to bring joy to the Devildom. A talent not to be underestimated."

Mammon's excitement is palpable as he eagerly grabs your hand, dragging you onto the ice. He's full of enthusiasm and confidence, believing he's the best teacher in the Devildom.

"Listen up, human! You're about to learn from the Great Mammon himself. Get ready to witness perfection on ice!"

His first attempt to show off his skills ends in a spectacular slip, sending him sprawling on the ice with a loud thud. He quickly recovers, pretending it was all part of his grand plan.

"Just demonstrating what not to do, you know?"

However, his bravado quickly fades as he realizes his own lack of skills. He clings to your arm for dear life, his face a mixture of fear and determination.

"O-Okay, maybe I need a bit more practice myself. But hey, don't worry! We'll figure this out together, and soon we'll be the coolest skaters in the Devildom!"

Despite the occasional mishaps, Mammon's infectious laughter fills the air, turning each stumble into a comedic moment that leaves both of you in stitches.

Leviathan, despite his usual introverted nature, can't hide his excitement about teaching you how to ice skate. He's done extensive research and even prepared a list of tips and techniques.

"Alright, listen up! I've studied every ice skating tutorial, watched countless competitions, and even played ice skating video games. Prepare to be amazed!"

As you both step onto the ice, Leviathan's confidence wavers, his feet faltering on the slippery surface. His attempts to stay balanced are comically awkward, resembling a newborn deer taking its first steps. He wobbles and flails his arms for balance, occasionally letting out an embarrassed squeak.

Despite his initial struggles, Leviathan's gaming instincts kick in, and he starts treating ice skating like a video game. He provides you with tips and strategies, comparing each move to an in-game maneuver.

"See, it's all about timing and precision, just like executing a perfect combo move in 'Mage Battle Royale XIII'!"

As he starts to gain confidence, Leviathan attempts to incorporate gaming-inspired moves on the ice, adding dramatic spins and jumps to his repertoire.

"Prepare to witness the ultimate gamer on ice! Get ready for the 'Leviathan Special Attack'!"

Despite the occasional slip or crash landing, Leviathan's determination and his amusing reactions to each mishap create an atmosphere of laughter and camaraderie.

Satan approaches the ice skating lesson with a more composed and analytical demeanor. He explains the physics of gliding on ice, drawing diagrams, and discussing weight distribution, although it all goes through one ear and out the other.

"Remember, it's all about the science of balance and momentum. Adjust your body position accordingly, and you'll conquer the ice in no time."

Whenever you stumble or lose balance, Satan is quick to extend a hand, providing support and reassurance. His touch is warm and comforting as if he possesses a natural ability to calm any anxiety.

Despite his composed demeanor, Satan occasionally lets out a subtle chuckle when you encounter a particularly amusing mishap, reminding you not to take yourself too seriously.

"Ah, a graceful stumble worthy of a Shakespearean comedy. Fear not, for even the most skilled skaters have their moments of folly."

He takes your hand gently, leading you onto the ice with practiced precision. His own movements are smooth and calculated, showcasing his inherent grace and control.

Together, you glide across the ice, sharing moments of laughter and tranquility, creating memories that feel like fragments of a peaceful dream.

Asmodeus sees ice skating as another opportunity to show off his elegance and beauty. Adorned in a dazzling outfit that catches the light and sparkles with every movement, he steps onto the ice with confidence, radiating charm and beauty. He twirls effortlessly on the ice, mesmerizing you with his fluid movements.

"Darling, observe closely. I shall demonstrate the epitome of grace and glamour on ice. Prepare to be dazzled!"

However, his showboating gets the best of him, and he loses balance, dramatically falling on his behind.

"Well, that wasn't quite what I intended, but it adds a touch of charm, don't you think?"

With a melodramatic flourish, Asmo gracefully stands up, shaking off the mishap with a laugh and a wink.

Beelzebub's eyes light up with excitement as he takes your hand and leads you onto the ice. His strong grip provides you with a sense of security as you take your first steps.

"Don't worry, I've got you. Just take it one step at a time."

His naturally athletic abilities make it easy for him to glide effortlessly across the ice, but he slows down to match your pace, patiently guiding you along.

While he focuses on teaching you the basics, his infectious laughter fills the air whenever one of you stumbles or loses balance. He never fails to turn it into a lighthearted moment.

"Oops, looks like we've hit a little bump there. No worries, we'll just make it part of our signature move. It's all about having fun!"

His encouragement and warm smile give you the confidence to keep going, and before you know it, you're both gliding together, sharing laughs and creating unforgettable memories on the ice.

Belphegor's initial enthusiasm for teaching you how to ice skate quickly wanes as he realizes how cold the ice is. He insists on wearing several layers and wraps a scarf around his face.

"If we're going to do this, we're going to stay warm and cozy. Trust me, you'll thank me later."

He opts for a more laid-back approach, lazily sliding across the ice while occasionally yawning. Despite his lack of effort, his natural sense of balance keeps him stable.

He takes slow steps onto the ice, as if he's gliding through a dream. His movements on the ice are surprisingly graceful, as if he's in sync with the serene atmosphere. He effortlessly glides across the surface, a faint smile playing on his lips.

"Just follow my lead, I guess."

Whenever you stumble or lose balance, Belphie reacts with an exaggerated yawn, as if your mishap has failed to impress his sleepy sensibilities.

"Oh, what a thrilling performance. You nearly put me back to sleep with that one. Try again, but with a little more pizzazz this time."

He occasionally takes breaks to lie down on the ice, using his wings as a makeshift pillow. From his prone position, he offers you tips on how to maintain a relaxed and fluid posture.

Together, you skate in a leisurely manner, cherishing the serene moments and exchanging lighthearted banter, creating a relaxing and humorous experience.

"You know, there's something oddly relaxing about gliding on ice. Maybe it's a good way to take a nap... I mean, exercise. Just try not to disturb my beauty sleep."

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#Obey me #ice skating #humorous #cute #fluffy #scenario #Mammon #obey me headcanons #Asmo #Belphie #Beel #Lucifer #Satan

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jestamuses · 6 months

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They can't believe this shit. @shadowtoons-arinanon

#ic-Mammon #tw helluva boss

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iceinwrt · 2 months

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Someone isn't the favorite...

Among the best, I can say that they are Levi and Mammon...

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I didn't want to be left with Satan's desire, so I edited it a little and... I just hope you like it. Mammon also went through a small editing process, but only a little.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb mammon #whb satan #whb cards attack of kings #melting ice

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rubbcrhosemoved · 7 months

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"C U N T."

#IC CHATTER ➡#MAMMON ➡ I want more and more #anYWAys back to trying to reply to stuff kjaega or I may just lurk #looking at long paragraphs is tripping up my brain at the moment

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mamma-mia-mammon · 1 year

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just want to archive this sweet (fail) little brother moment from satan

#obey me hdd 2022 #obey me #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obm #also it was funnily enough such a ic mammon moment to have #guess its in the genes <33

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daytaker · 3 months

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Every House of Lamentation Group Chat Text Ever

Mammon: GUYS! Asmodeus: Ugh... Unless you're about to pay me back for that palette you broke I don't wanna hear from you. Satan: Shut up, Mammon. Leviathan: loooool! True though, shut up Mammon. Belphegor: My phone just woke me up from a nap... Belphegor: Ah, this is Mammon's fault, I see. Belphegor: I can't say I'm surprised. Mammon: WAIT HOLD UP I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY! Beelzebub: No. Lucifer: Mammon, where are you hiding? You failed to cook dinner last night, in case you forgot. Lucifer: Come to the kitchen. This bite-proof leg iron is not going to test itself. Asmodeus: Ugh! I almost forgot about dinner! Beelzebub: I didn't. Asmodeus: I wish I could say I'm shocked you let us down like that, Mammon, but I'm not. Leviathan: How'd we end up with such a stupid, scummy brother? Satan: I blame Lucifer. Mammon: CERBERUS IS USING ME AS A CHEW TOY! Belphegor: Good dog.

#mammon #everyone's punching bag #watch them dogpile this man like he's a war criminal #asmo #satan #beel #belphie #levi #lucifer #cerberus #demon brothers #text post #ic text post

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bokutosmochi · 1 year

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PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER ♡ MAMMON

mammon x gn!reader

"two orders of astronaut ice cream for mammon and anon please!"

ingredients? mammon was not the avatar of pride, but that doesn't mean he can't have his prideful moments.

what's it? fluff

allergen warnings? some violence

sugar level? 0.8k

regulars? @tokyometronetwork @tahonet

parlor's note? mammon, my love, it's so fun to write for him (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

bon appetit!

"you know you didn't have to do this, right?" you asked, to which he just tsked. he continued to put the dvd into the player with you voicing out your concerns in the background. "i don't want you to force yourself to do something you don't want to do."

"look here, human, if ya think some lil spooky movie's enough to scare The Great Mammon, then you're wrong."

one of the best thing about mammon was how observant he is; you can't help but internally coo whenever he remembed a small detail about you, which is fairly often. other times though, you think that it may be him downfall. that and his pride.

you found yourselves shopping at the devildom mall on a weekend; you've done all your homework the day prior and the both of you aced the exams you had assigned. you deserved a treat. one of the shops you explored was a dvd store selling disks from all genres, plus a few more that you've never heard of before in the human realm. a few movies caught your eye, underworld understandings - a mystery movie that focused on the protagonists making pacts with immature humans -, through the thorns of the rose - a romance movie following the lives of two starcrossed demon lovers -, and lastly, down the valley of rotten skull mountain -- a horror flick about a bunch of travelers getting stranded on rotten skull mountain, a place plagued with monsters heinous enough to frighten demons. the last one was the movie that intrigued you the most.

you didn't end up buying anything from that store. instead you saved the grimm to buy a new stash of mammon's perfume since you heard him complaining about not having a lot left. both fortunately and unfortunately, it was mammon who ended up buying one of the movies you were interested in, and knowing how much you loved horror movies, he made the obviously very wise decision to buy down the valley of rotten skull mountain.

"no mammon, seriously. i know how much you don't like scary movies. we don't have to watch it."

"i wanna." is all he grumbled before grabbing the remote and pressing play. he then plopped down beside you in your comfortable bed and watched the starting act play out.

you could tell he was getting a bit uncomfortable. you could also tell he was not about to stop watching it anytime soon because of how engrossed you are in the movie.

two of the protagonists died in gruesome ways which made you flinch and you'd never bring up the way mammon hid his face behind the stuffed capybara he won for you when you visited the human realm on your latest birthday. but as you progressed further into the film, you found out that their deaths was nothing to the way the supposed final girl was going to suffer.

even by just judging the tense atmosphere of the movie, how this will be the ending scene of the movie, and the string quartet playing in the background creating a heart-pounding tune, you knew mammon would not be able to stomach this. if he was able to sit through it and not look away, he was going to have nightmares for days and that was not something you wanted him to deal with.

you knew that he would turn down your offer of turning the movie off, he would also reject the idea of looking away as per your advice, so you just laid a hand on the back of his head and guided it down so he would be facing your shoulder instead. you turned down the volume so he would not hear the intense sounds of her blood-curling screams and the sound of guts being torn apart by the monster's teeth. he had his hands over his ears the entire time and he would have vowed to do anything you asked him to if you promised to keep this a secret between the two of you; his brothers cannot find out about this.

he was only able to speak when the movie was over and the credits were rolling. "h-hah, knew you couldn't resist getting your hands on The Great Mammon. not that i can blame ya though. i'm yer protector and if ya need protecting from a "scary movie"", he did air quotations around scary movie as if he did not agree with the 16+ rating, "then protecting from a scary movie you'll get."

i get: reblog

you get: protection from a scary movie (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

#order of the day!#order up for mammon!#one black sesame mochi #with a side of coconut italian ice #mammon fluff #obey me fluff #mammon x reader #obey me x reader #mammon x you #obey me x you #mammon x mc #obey me x mc #mammon x yn #obey me x yn #mammon scenarios #obey me scenarios #mammon one shot #obey me one shot #a date with u event

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