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perfsonal · 1 year

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stuffed like a turkey

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rollie-rolerson · 2 months

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flroiodia

#floridoa #flroida #florida #lforodiir #floridoia #flurodia #flloridia #flforudioa #scrambledstates

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holychimkennuggets · 2 years

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Stop making fun of states that are known for stuff the people do! Alabama has snails!

Florida has beaches!

Texas has animals!

Utah

New York is pretty!

#we don’t talk about Utah #except to talk about fry sauce #Weird states #new york #alabama #texas #flroida

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souljastyle94 · 2 years

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I KNOW IM LATE POSTING BUT EVERY DAY IS MOTHER DAY SO I WANT TO SAY HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TOO MY BEST FRIEND MY HERO MY MOTHER @thom_kimberly ❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉👑👑👑👑👑👑💯💯💯💯💯 MAY YOU BLESS TO HAVE AND SEE MANY MORE LOVE YOU MOTHER #SOULJASTYLE1500 #afff1500✌️🤙🇺🇸🇭🇹🇯🇲🇧🇸🇬🇾🏁👑 #dimerciellc #westorlando #Orlando #miami #flroida https://www.instagram.com/p/CdV2XBgOsAoAsLzv_xg967sHaaqIDDhzqAuNRs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#souljastyle1500 #afff1500✌️🤙🇺🇸🇭🇹🇯🇲🇧🇸🇬🇾🏁👑#dimerciellc #westorlando #orlando #miami #flroida

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scopophobia-polaris · 5 months

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I'm gonna be real with you guys if I don't seem to be drawing much I became a chicken farmer I'm not joking

#this is real #we have eggs rn in the incubator because Navi wanted to test it out for when the birds start having eggs #that aint great cuz its cold in flroida this year but we got heat lamps and a brooder plate because of the late in the year chicks we got #theyre like ...almost 3 months now

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borgeslabyrinth · 5 months

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"Florida is hell on earth" sounds like a you problem

#does florida have some really bad traits? yeah obviously #the tourists the traffic the politics #but i can't fuck with people painting with a broad brush because there's so many wonderful things about florida #the everglades the beaches the wildlife #like you can't possibly tell me there's nothing good in flroida when the everglades exist #she provides 8 million people with drinking water. she has eight separate habitats.#she protects and houses many critically endangered species like the florida panther the american alligator egrets #even the ghost orchid #if you really think florida is nothing but a hellhole you lack the ability to see beauty all around you #and lack of understanding in how important a part nature plays #it's not perfect but it's home #like how can you look at a manatee and say that florida's nothing but a hellhole?#maybe if you visited blue springs park to watch the manatees you'd calm down #or take a glass bottom boat ride at wakulla springs or go tubing down the ichetucknee #go look at some birds and alligators and frogs #go collect sharks teeth off the beaches in the gulf #florida has a truly beautiful and unique ecosystem and i feel bad for people who can't appreciate it #oscar talks to himself

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the-pithy-aaaaah · 1 year

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This is Florida House Bill 999 (2023).

It was was filed on 2/21/2023 3:37 PM

Since most of the elected officials in the state government of FL are fascits this will pass and will be signed and will go into effect on July 1, 2023. and will IMIDIATELY cause problems, because that's the middle of summer semesters in the Florida State Universty System, who will, under House Bill 999, be in chaos trying to meet the demands of this bill, which are numerous and dangerous.

According to it's summary this bill is:

An act relating to public postsecondary educational institutions; amending s. 1001.706, F.S.; requiring the Board of Governors to periodically review specified information relating to state universities and provide certain direction to such universities; revising the contents of the Board of Governor's strategic plan; authorizing state universities to initiate post-tenure reviews at any time for cause; amending s. 1001.7065, F.S.; revising the academic and research excellence standards for preeminent state research universities; creating s. 1001.725, F.S.; providing requirements for hiring state university faculty; authorizing state university boards of trustees to review the tenure status of faculty members; requiring such boards to confirm the selection and reappointment of specified personnel; providing requirements for certain employment contracts and responsibilities; requiring state university presidents to annually present specified information to such boards; amending s. 1004.06, F.S.; providing that certain entities may not expend funds for certain purposes relating to activities that violate a specified law; providing exceptions; amending s. 1004.6496, F.S.; conforming a provision to changes made by the act; amending s. 1004.6499, F.S.; renaming the "Florida Institute of Politics" as the "Florida Institute for Governance and Civics"; revising the goals of the institute; amending s. 1004.64991, F.S.; authorizing the Adam Smith Center for the Study of Economic Freedom within Florida International University to take specified actions; amending s. 1007.25, F.S.; revising the duties and responsibilities of specified faculty committees relating to general education core courses; deleting a provision authorizing certain course maximums to be exceeded; revising requirements for general education core courses; requiring public postsecondary educational institutions to offer and accept certain credits for certain general education core courses; creating s. 1007.55, F.S.; providing legislative findings; requiring the Articulation Coordinating Committee to submit certain courses to the State Board of Education and the Board of Governors; providing requirements for general education courses; providing requirements for public postsecondary educational institutions and their presidents and boards of trustees relating to general education courses; providing an effective date.

As it is written in the text of the actuall bill, the above is a single 2 page long sentence. I have adjusted the formating by adding paragraph breaks after each semicolon because I can't read it clearly as written in the bill.

It is February 24, 2023. This bill, as I said earlier, most likely going to pass. This is a problem both because of it's deadline and because of it's content. Just one of the many things not explicitly made clear in the summary is that it will require universities to report on its highest and lowest performing degrees with regards to job placement to the board of governors.

It also will efectively end tenure and make professors volunerable to the whims of both the board of governors and the individual university presidents.

It redefines "preeminent research institution," a thing with an industry standard definition, and will hand that title out to Universities that meet the new state definition (this will trick potential students into applying to schools that are NOT in fact preeminent research institutions)

Everyone should just go read page 13 where they kill the DEI programs, and tenure, and contracts for administrators.

There's this paragraph starting at the bottom of page 19 that does the exact opposite of what it's commanding and will lead to accrediting issues (a thing the institutions are already concerned about because the governor is already requiring a change in accrediting body)

General education core courses may not suppress or distort significant historical events or include a curriculum that teaches identity politics, such as Critical Race Theory, or defines American history as contrary to the creation of a new nation based on universal principles stated in the Declaration of Independence.

This paragraph exists on page 22

The Legislature finds it necessary that every undergraduate student of a public postsecondary educational institution in the state graduates as an informed citizen through participation in rigorous general education courses that promote the values necessary to preserve the constitutional republic through traditional, historically accurate, and high quality coursework. Courses with a curriculum based on unproven, theoretical, or exploratory content are best suited to fulfill elective or specific program prerequisite credit requirements, rather than general education credit requirements.

This is not education this is indoctronation. This is using edicational institutions as a politial weapon. This is facism. This is not JUST Ron DeSantis, and what Ron DeSantis is doing is not JUST putting on a show for voters.

#Florida poltics #florida state university system #education #politics #flroida house bill #fascism #us politics #florida #HB 999

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mabangiswolf · 7 months

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OUUUHHH I went to Gainesville today and I wish I could have stayed later and I wish I didn't hate driving at night because I would have LOVED to go see the UF Bat House at dusk 😭😭😭

#i literally have nothing to do in that city besides go like the once every 6 months state mandated doctors appt due to stupid laws for hrt #if i got a job at a different office for my job i would be 45 minutes away and be able to go but i am NOT moving to central florida lol #northwest fl is like my limit of snowbirder-weirdos that i can handle #not to say i hate people based on that #but if you are old and can afford to have a second home in flroida you are probably a huge entitled asshole and everyone cant stand you #sorry to break it to you #howl.txt

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ncfcatalyst · 2 months

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Freedom to Learn in Florida: An online advocacy workshop

The Gov. Ron Desantis-led efforts to pursue what he deems the “war on woke” prevail into 2024 with Florida legislators on the front lines. Since 2021, states across the nation have faced bills targeting critical race theory, diversity initiatives and educational autonomy. In an attempt to shed light on the legislative trend, PEN America hosted an online workshop in partnership with AltLiberalArts…

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#academic freedom #academic freedom in the sunshine #Advocacy #alt new college #educational freedom #florida #Florida Politics #new college of florida politics #new college of flroida #online #PENAmerica #politics

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jessebutchman · 3 months

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Purified water actually tastes so bad but we dont have any water bottles right now

#if you want to know why i dont drink the tap.i live in flroida

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perfsonal · 2 years

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tell me why i keep forgetting to take selfies 😭

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robsmithjr · 8 months

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Swampy's Florida Historic Photos - Having a ball in West Palm Beach, June 1953

Photo from ‘Yesterday’s Florida – Volume 3’.

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swampysflorida · 8 months

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Swampy's Florida Historic Photos - Having a ball in West Palm Beach, June 1953

Photo from ‘Yesterday’s Florida – Volume 3’.

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coriolis12 · 2 years

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Hooray for the Twix Slab!!!!! Yippee!!!!!

#This is just what happens when u live in Flroida

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souljastyle94 · 2 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELATED 🎊🎁🎉🎂🎈 TO THE YOUNGIN HIM SELF @glokk9afnf - WE Miss You My Nigga - BEST BELIEVE YOU ON YOUR WAY - Imma STYLE OUT 🤙💯👑 Good For You And Me - #freeglokknine #TheRealest ❤️❤️❤️🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽❤️❤️❤️ #LLBukk #LLBabyJ #LLMeteMo ❤️❤️❤️🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽❤️❤️❤️ #freedaguys🔓💯 #freeallmyafnfsouljas #freeallmyyjbz #OJB14K #OJB1400 #westorlando #mercydrive1400 #flroida #mercydrive1500 https://www.instagram.com/p/CdDlvaeO-VPCcppoQPd5l-4p5Y3Pir-Dydf2-M0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#freeglokknine #therealest #llbukk #llbabyj #llmetemo #freedaguys🔓💯#freeallmyafnfsouljas #freeallmyyjbz #ojb14k #ojb1400 #westorlando #mercydrive1400 #flroida #mercydrive1500

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bassguitarinablackt-shirt · 24 days

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how s florida today (bad)

flroidas awlways bad

#asher answers #excuse my baf tuping i got barely any sleep #darling neeks

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