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swoleisthegoal · 3 months
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BRO ME TIME
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frattystuff · 8 months
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i learned that a 2019 Union College study found that joining a fraternity in college lowered a student's GPA by 0.25 points, but also increased their future income by 36% (x)
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siremasterlawrence · 17 days
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Frat House: Tall Guys
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The summer vacation spot for endless rich, famous and powerful is my Island Of Lust a place dreams come in to reality as the Fab Four book their flights and three days later they board the plane.The air plane is a private jet equipped with everything I need to transform the four men in to my mindless pets and the gas pipes in the plane go off exploding in the back the gas swoops in.The air vents flow open seeping into there passenger cabin filling to the brim of the airplane and our passengers lose it freaking in to a panic causing the crew to stand up on a shock. They begin to cough rapidly getting heavier and heavier as they caught a fever one man I shaking fever he goes completely blank as he drips to the floor fainting and it all goes black. He wakesup in the middle of the real dessert after the plane crashes on a very strange and isolated remote place covered in nothing but dirty sand swooping on to his body. He crawls to the side helping him up to stand tall as he meets my eyes unaided and unsure of what to do he watches me from a far and he knows exactly who and what he is. The world begins to loser its color and meaning going utterly black to color free flowing covering up this place in a desirable color palate and a whole knew meaning comes to existence. I am taking my place in his life as I walk closer to him appearing in the heat of the night the darkness descends as lush and oddly world forest ascends. Standing tall he met me eyes matching mine as air swirls in the air cooling and his feet push forward and he now propelled at me ever forward falling to his knees he is unacceptably in love with me.
“Can you state loud and proud who I am?”
“My Master…Master Lawrence “
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“Beau you are so amazing!”
“I don’t know buddy “
“Why doubt yourself?”
“I bet I can I help you “
“How is that bud?”
“Stare at the sun”
“Are you crazy ?”
“I have no problems but you do “
“I said stare at the goddamn sun”
“Ok ok dude”
“You see the sparkle “
“No”
“How delicate the sun is”
“I see it “
“Divert your gaze lower “
“The sky “
“Lower “
“The sunlight on the water”
“So beautiful “
“It glows “
“Shooting upward “
“It dances across the water”
“Your eyes glow up “
“It lit up “
“You love the water “
“Taking a dive”
“You surrender giving in”
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“Who on earth do you think you are? What are you doing in my room?” He ask the intruders.
“Say something to me” he demands.
“Who am I?”
“You heard me”
“Speak up “
“Your Master Lawrence!”
“Welcome home! Daddy!”
“Who the fuck are you ?”
“I am your Master”
“Try again”
“WHAT?”
“My Master? Excuse me!”
“You said it “
“How dare you suggest ?”
“It is a statement not a suggestion “
“You feel so calm”
“Safely evolved “
“Wrapped in to my world “
“My orb going in circles “
“Wait! Stop!”
“STOP MY DEAR!”
“Feel it beam from in”
“The stars are all aligned”
“My existence is up to you “
“Mmmm…..”
“Call me Master Lawrence “
“Swirling in to your heart”
“You love me”
“I love you “
“Kiss me”
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“Hello Justin! Here is a truth bomb”
“The fuck”
“You are a pussy “
“Hell to the ….”
BOOM
To Be Continued
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thecupsmith · 3 months
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"Look Sarah, I know you're 16 and don't know much about politics, but Ive met Ronald Regan and George H. Bush, and believe me when I say: your brother is better off being raised in my feudal muppet frat house kleptocracy"
David Bowie, the Goblin King
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neelyowhora · 1 year
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frat house (1979)
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tudorgothic · 8 months
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peachycrossingx · 16 days
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tank’s frat house 🍻🏓
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swoleisthegoal · 10 months
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FAP & GOODNIGHT
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frattystuff · 29 days
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mayonnaisemoonmoose · 1 month
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What did anyone expect from the frat house that called itself Rooster Teeth?
Their downfall has been happening in slow motion for the last decade.
What did anyone expect from a company whose 3 longest running productions are:
• Basement dweller's first machinima.
• The bloated, lifeless corpse of a dead basement dweller's pastiche of anime. (So lifeless, not even the Justice League could fix it in the spinoff)
• A podcast where the figureheads ramble about their chronically drunk and horny lives.
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messingwithjocks · 6 days
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Ear Pull Tug-o-War 💪👂🤏
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siremasterlawrence · 9 months
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Frat Hypnosis: The Five
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Don’t you hate it when your friends demand you join them on a campus trip that I well unfortunately have to be a part of as they literally drag me out of the house.
I am in the car with my asshole best friend Brenton who is in just a tee shirt, short tight pair of jeans wrapping on his waist and sexy.
He presses the button on the Raghu as it hit our senses blasting loudly into both or pit ears as we drive a long the coats I can see him turn to me.
He points at me in utter excitement saying I am so quiet when will I open up I had more then enough of this bullshit smacking him across the head.
He laughs a bit of it hysterically in a crazy yet fun, authentic and honest way as he is smirking at me. I roll my eyes continuously at his actions.
Cracking up at it I slip my pin into the radio as it emits a buzzing sound blasting through the radio hitting him like a eargasmic senses of emotion.
His facial expression went blank as he drove down the road way his cock rises beginning to stir upward as it points straight from his pants.
I giggle a bit reaching for it because In the base of a buzz the track induces a deep sexy tone pulsating in to his body as he is vibrating.
His ass began to shake a bit his nipples are pump, his pecs super strong bounce move upward and downward causing his shirt to pop open.
This is my chance taking action my hands are a go feeling him up every Inch and tight crevice spots of his body as he gasp in lust and desire.
His mouth flows open, tongue hanging from his mouth, the drool trickling down on to his face, he has this stupefied expression over his face.
He is so lost in his own haze of power heavy struggle spinning round and round with me rubbing his back and then I lay my head on his shoulder.
My lips attach to his neck kissing up slowly to him as we vibe together both heart beats begin to match and I make my way from the passenger seat.
Sitting behind him now my arms fully length going outstretch onto his shoulders continue to rub him his neck bends back, and I can smell his scent kissing him down.
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“Brenton, we are more than friends because I am your Master. Master Lawrence is my real name, you will answer me sir yes sir and you will obey my every command.” I whisper into his ears controlling his new narrative as we arrive to the beach house.
“When you wake up on my command you will do exacts as I instruct you, you will park the car exit it going for a walk.”
“Yes park and go for a walk.”
“You will strip off your clothes and wait by the water.”
“Stand by it staring in to the lake but do not move.”
“Yes, Master Lawrence “
“Go!”
“Sir Yes Master Sir”
“Anyway! I can focus on the rest now “
“Hey Lawrence over here”
“Hey Zach! Catch”
“Woah! What’s this?
“Press the button”
“Ok sure weirdo”
“Whatever”
“Bbbooommm…ffflllaaassshhh”
“Uuuuggggghhhhh….what the fuck happen to me?”
“You are my slave, you love me and will obey everything I say.”
“Sir Yes Master Lawrence
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“Colton is barbecuing”
“Hey Colton buddy “
“Hey Lawrence “
“Say cheese”
“Cheese”
“FLASH”
“Bbbuuuzzz”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“What…is…so…funny?”
“Remove your spatula”
“Spin to me”
“Focus on my eyes “
“Yyyeeesss”
“I am your Master”
“Yes! Master Lawrence “
“Good boi”
“Take a knee”
“Don’t worry the barbecue will be fine”
He can’t but smile scooting over on hind legs to my side he places his hands on my waist holding my hand and kisses my palms with love in my eyes.
“What do you wish of me?”
“Get back to work on my dinner “
“Yes Master”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“You are my bitch”
“I am your bitch”
“Pussy bitch”
“Sir Pussy Bitch Sir”
“I love when you touch my ass”
“Do you ?”
“Yes! Grope it “
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“Hey Lawrence”
“Dustin?”
“They say you wanted to see me”
“Did you “
“Listen? I did “
“You will address me as Master Lawrence “
“Sir Yes Sir”
“I am your Master”
“Your king”
“Take off your clothes “
“Hell yeah”
“Say fuck!”
“Do a dance “
“Striptease”
“Yes sir!”
“Spin for me”
“You are my property “
“My slave”
“Kill it “
“Blow me a kiss”
“Between my legs”
“Touch me”
“Embrace me”
“Kiss me”
“Mmmm”
“Taste like candy “
“Not that song”
“It’s cheesy “
“I love it”
“Yes Master babe”
The end
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mt-nynj-queer · 1 year
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pal45k · 7 months
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Check out my latest fanfic as it finishes up! #ourflagmeansdeath #AU-university #frathouses #collegeboysinlove #ofmd
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tudorgothic · 8 months
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