#freak fam

[wulfhalls]

okay but can we talk about leto for a second.

the fact that emperor killed him because he wasn't his son! the fact that paujessica fuckery is partially due to him dying, paul being like i have to be my father the only man that truly loved me for me and i have to take care of my mother because she loved him and he loved her. the fact that alia is all that is left of leto for paul. the fact that paul is all that jessica had left of leto!! those people really said yeah this man is oridnary but he was so exceptional because he wasn't rotten like we are. leto was the emotional trigger behind everything but god he was Just Some Dude. dune is so fucking funny lol.

freak fam: Not normal about each other. committing acts of hubris they might not survive. godhood as hereditary titel. genocide. vibes so off-putting and rotten it has people going: house atreides? say less! and their justification is just like. yeah sry leto was our moral center and impulse control when he left so did our will to check our transgressions lol we're simply codependent and worse now 🤷

#asks #dune #freak fam #pauljessica #paulalia #aliajessica #u are sooo correct anon 😘👌

[petitesmafia]

if you think about it Albatross is actually scary as hell,,,imagine being on the battlefield fighting for your life and you hear a mf LAUGHING

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd stormbringer #bsd albatross #Chuuya asking Albatross why he’s in such a good mood and Albatross is just like I’m so happy to see u dude #and Chuuya’s like okay…. #even he was weirded out tf #no but seriously imagine being the enemy #and you hear laughter #like fam I’m out here fighting for my life idk if I’m even gonna see tmr and is that CHUCKLING I hear across the way?? #hell nah I’m going home #we fighting some FREAKS and I’m not about that

[emomomortal]

DOODLE DUMP!!!! a screenshot redraw, two sillies and a sneaky sari

everytime i draw her she's up to something. why's that

#tfa #transformers animated #tfa bumblebee #tfa sari sumdac #tfa sari #sari sumdac #nature calls i love you foreva #ALSO I SAW THE SPY X FAM MOVIE YESTERDAY #COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT IN THE THEATER #YOU GUYS SHOULD GO WATCH #ME AND MY BESTIE GOT THE PREMIERE CARD AND EVERYTHING #i love it so much. anya i loev you #anyway bee and sari? yeah. siblings. best duo of the century. mic drop

[smulie]

turns out having twins cry/scream at you simultaneously is stressful

#dont worry he's fine #just really thirsty and fainted #ngl i forgot i changed the fainting animation and freaked #when grim didnt show i was like ooh thats right #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #the blackwell fam

[declamationark]

Danny gets punted into the DC universe for some reason and proceeds to haunt Gotham because it’s gothic and there’s this hero cave with a bunch of cool tech (he misses Sam and Tucker) and this big family (he misses his mom and his dad and his big sis). He helps the vigilantes there with their battles and writes info he learns from spying on rogues on sticky notes (he misses clockwork) to leave by the files in the batcave. He thinks he’s being slick and stealthy but all the batfam realizes he’s there and basically pspspspspsps him into the family and somehow Danny never catches on

#danny phantom #dp x dc prompts #batfamily #danny tiptoes invisibly into the batcave to leave notes: I am so stealthy they'll never know I'm here #meanwhile everyone is just staring at the faint footmarks he leaves in the floor #the folders slide up a tinyyyy bit and the sticky note shows up and danny tiptoes-skeddadles out of there #the footmarks continue away from the cave in a tiptoe-skeddadle pace #he completely forgot he can fly out #tim dials up his conspiracy hobby to trick Danny into thinking he's a ghost enthusiast #now danny writes in a dusty mirror to freak him out #ha #you're actually communicating with us now #plan successful :3 #bruce is just doing ceo stuff in his office when the room feels kinda cold #there's frost in the grandfather clock #danny is hugging it cuz he misses his fam and his ghostdad #bruce starts doing dad jokes “for practice” and danny groans but is comforted #I bet jack fenton does dad jokes sometimes #Alfred pretends some of his cookies don't go missing

[yesokayiknow]

Did you ever write any of that adult life skills dw crossover you were talking about ages ago

yes!!! it's got abt 1k written but i never finished it. whoops. have a snippet!

#asks #anon #i was struggling with it back then bc it was still p early in 13's run and i didn't have a handle on her voice #now i've written her a lot more i should go back to it! #the actual story's plotted out it's all the inbetween bits that need thinking on #this is the 2nd story i have where river stumbles on an amnesiac 13 btw. though at least she's just fobwatched in this one! #also the fam's in this one! at some point anyway. they're having fun by which i mean freaking out a lot #doctor who #my fanfic #i need a tag that's like. about my fanfic really

[frayed-at-the-seams]

KP AU

where everything is the same except Macau and Kim are trans. Kim is FTM but likes to fuck with gender (in true Jeff style). WIK is an open lgbt supporter and supports lgbt youth charities but is not open as trans (cause wik was formed after he had transitioned and he just enjoyed being seen as male and completely forgot to mention that he had been born in the wrong body).

Kim is the mafia son who was a daughter and who’s only future was to be sold into marriage alliances. That would explain so much about Kim’s alienation from his family. He moved out as soon as he could and got everything changed, name, legal identity. He got surgery and testosterone. Tankhurn helped with that. Also he and Macau vibe every so often for complaining sessions. He helped Macau get access to good medical care.

Nothing about the plot changes. Kim completely forgets to tell Chay (he’s so comfortable in himself to see it as a thing that needs brought up). Until one day they’re changing together and Kim pulls his packet from his trousers and Chay goes brain dead. 😂

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #Chay thinks his bf pulled his dick off #Chay freaks out for a good few minutes #Kim finds it all hilarious #Macau laughs so hard he cries #minor and major fam friendships #kimchay #I just want Kim to be a trans chaotic little autistic enby #is that too much to ask

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I like how Ace and Avery got introduced to Wally slowly. Like putting fish in a new aquarium, they had to make sure they wouldn't go into shock or get territorial. So Barry introduced them to Wally in slow increments before eventually, when they bonded with him, telling them who he was.

And then Ace and Avery got slam dunked into a pond with Bart, Jay, Max and Jesse in the span of an hour with zero introductions. Just WHAM! Here's Bart, your cousin from the future! KABOW! Here's Jay, the first Flash! BANG! Here's Jesse of the Quick legacy! BOOM! Here's Max, the Zen Master of Speed!! KAZAM! Here's Wally's twin children that are suddenly alive again!!

Their Flash legacy knowledge before that day was just Barry's origin and the fact that Wally existed. And then, while fighting Eobard Thawne, they were thrown into time travel, golden aged heroes, other speedster legacies and the entirety of Wally's Flash family. And Iris was just like "Oh yeah no, it's chill, they're family don't worry about it."

#absolutely insane that Barry was like 'we gotta do this slowly so that they don't freak out' and introduced Wally over like a month #and then Barry left for two seconds and Iris threw like 50 new family members at them #she was like 'eh they can handle it' #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #avery ho #ace west #flash family #flash fam

[angelsarecomputers]

necrophile harry my beloved

#I feel like saying ‘harry’s probably into corpse fucking’ shouldn’t be a controversial or rare thing to hear #that shit is textual fam. don’t even TRY to deny it #harry can desecrate a corpse and eat bits of it. he gets really into the idea of ‘entering’ lely. you can have him fondle the corpse’s dick #he’s a little freak who wants to fuck a dead person and/or be fucked like a dead person. there are precious few fics about this #and there should be more of them. let’s get to it lads #disco elysium fandom put on your yellow gardening gloves or whatever #disco elysium #harry du bois

[blood-mocha-latte]

✍️🌅🛋☕️

writer ask game <3

✍️ what's your writing process?

oh god. basically, it goes like. a flow chart almost.

idea -> plan -> draft one (handwritten) -> draft two (reread) -> draft three (computer) -> draft four (rewrite) -> draft five (editing) -> draft six (reread) -> beta -> rumination (important) -> posting.

i am. very specific about what i need to have Completed ngl

🌅 what time to you get up in the morning?

i have woken up at exactly 5AM for the past seven years and am unable to sleep any later lmao

🛋 where do you write?

in. house. sometimes on breaks. mainly in bed bc that’s comfy cozy dontcha know

☕️ what's your go-to drink while writing?

since i handwrite everything, no drink. i learned my lesson after losing around 2k of little talks to a baja fruit blast 😔

#rie answers #well fam. looking at these answers. i’m beginning to fear just slightly that im a little freak

[mistress-light]

My aunt invited my mother's family for lunch. Me preparing for the inevitable family drama:

#it always ends in big arguments and my smol head cannot take the tension and i just wanna drink my way out of there #i have zero problems with my dads fam lmao #a difference of night and day #mistress blabbling #and my grandfather and step grandmother are the worst #dude get's 90 this year and i'm still stuck with him and i feel so sorry for my mom #the way he treats her i just freaking......... #i cannot imagine my dad treating me like that

[wulfhalls]

paul/alia or paul/jessica?

#asks #dune #paulalia #pauljessica #sjsjsjsksk #freak fam

[zukotheartist]

KAROL G???? 👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩??? miren, yo casi nunca escucho musica en español so ni sabia quien era ella pero a veces habia escuchado a mi mamá y mis tias y primas y toda esa gente hablar de ella y de sus canciones (yo siempre tengo headphones on pero puede ser q haya escuchado unas de sus canciones sin darme cuenta) y ahora sale q ella es sapphic??? Y tiene un video muy lindo sobre eso?? Like, not sexualising la cosa ni na' (as in, not for the "male gaze"). Cute video con otra cantante q parece sea su novia?? Ay, a mi familia le va a dar un ataque ajsjdjdjdkd but Karol G? I think you just gained a fan🫡

#no veo casi nunca a latinas wlw😭 not to be sappy or whatever but this is everything to me. me acuerdo cuando miraba este programa when #visiting my fam in the states y era de deportistas y una de las participantes era lesbiana and open about it and i had so many feelings #about it and even went in her comments thanking her and saying i really needed to see that latin wlw rep and she replied to me🥹 i dont look #her up often anymore but seeing her and then having that small interaction ment the freaking world to me #karol g #al's post

[pyjamacryptid]

It’s my niece’s 5th birthday and she demanded I wear a dress on her special day. The only question is… do I go as a “princess” (not that I have a tiara), or a witch (aka the witch character I put on silly voices for, and I DO in fact have a witch’s hat)

This is mainly for the mutuals but hey even if you’re not, go for it my friends

#this poll is a little silly tbh #and just for the heck of it #she’s never seen me wear a dress #so she’s gonna FREAK lmao #pyjama fam #ren rambles #polls

[mcr-and-coffee]

shoutout to Venetia for having full makeup done just for breakfast i could never

#that early? and just for breakfast with the fam + one weirdo freak boy my brother brought home? #nope no makeup not happening #saltburn

[coulsonlives]

That person's attempt to smear the roleplayer's rules is astonishing, sheesh. I wanted to thank you for dispelling it, and say I agree with your reply! Because I had similar rules once upon a time.

Basically, I did collaborative writing for over 15 years. In the end, I had a rules page that was fairly no-nonsense too. Mainly because over that time, I met hundreds of people with various quirks. Some partners were very incompatible with me, and I quickly learned the reasons why, but others stuck around and we hit it off really well, and I learned the reasons for that, too. Over time, those bits and pieces of knowledge made it into my rules. Specifically... I block people if they expose me to dumb drama. I don't do public url shaming because of the dirty laundry aspect. And I don't do purity culture bullshit. I avoid people with DNI lists in general, because those lists are usually just performative bullshit. And I only write with people who tend to be descriptive, because I love description and hate one-liners; it doesn't feed my imagination or fulfill me as a writer or reader. It's also pretty soul-sucking if I write 3,000 words and someone gives me a single line that isn't even 10 words back, haha. I also tried to write with multiple partners who'd only ever written one-liners and tiny paras, and they expected me to teach them how to write novellas on the fly. I was like, how on earth would I have the time or energy for that?! Am I getting paid?! I just want to write, without also feeling like I had to keep tabs on someone else's writing, too. It wasn't long before that became a rule - I couldn't teach people how to write longform stuff. I just didn't have the capacity. And that's just how these rules are born. It's not malicious, it just happens with experience and knowing your own limits, and being responsible enough to articulate them for others.

Anyways, informing a possible roleplay partner about these things is not a fucking "friendship contract" like OP implied. It's a courtesy. A heads-up along the lines of, "we're doing collaborative writing, and investing a lot of time into this. The least we can do is ensure things go smoothly, and ensure we're on the same page about our preferences, our overall sensibilities, and what we want to achieve with our characters and our writing." Because some of these collabs last years. OP wants to talk about something being a contract? I've seen rules that were super nasty, demanding, and micromanaging to the point of making you wonder how the person even functioned. The OOP doesn't come close to that. I've even seen a rules page that was 15,000 words, and it took me a whole damn evening to read through it. But even that wasn't a contract, or nasty. The person had memory issues due to a disability, and most of the page was explaining their complex tagging system, and telling people what to expect when they were writing together. Could they have chopped it in half? Maybe. But it, like OOP, isn't worthy of ridicule.

My own rules page never became overbearing, but it did become more informative for possible partners, and that was helpful for everyone in the end. It saved us so much time, and it helped me find so many amazing partners - people who had very similar mindsets to my own! Knowing that, the person in the screen cap is definitely not alone; I could pull up ten names who have the same kind of rules page right now, and who made it that way for precisely the same reasons I did. And I'm sure I could find ten more within minutes, because any roleplayer who's been around for long enough will have boundaries like the above ones, or more. Of course, sometimes even other roleplayers (usually ones who are very green to the scene) will balk at these rules, but it's essentially because they're uninformed (like OP and the other commenters in that post), and they haven't experienced what the more seasoned roleplayers have. They act like it's overkill but as time goes on, most of them will ultimately adopt the same stuff, lol. I've seen it happen.

As for the other stuff, yeah, it's all just basic blog and follower maintenance. Most roleplayers dislike having mutuals they don't actively interact and roleplay with, because it's inefficient, and they especially don't like following someone who isn't even following them back, because most of the time, it means they won't be able to write with that person.

Of course, I don't roleplay any more because of all the anti bullshit, but yeah. People like OP submitter can meet me in the damn pit, I'm old and I have zero fucks to give when it comes to defending sensible communication in the RPC. Which is all OOP is doing. There should be more of that.

Anyways, cheers. And sorry for the long-ass ask.

Legend! All of this tbh. 🙌 Also didn't fail to notice that most of the rules you mentioned were just common sense courtesy, "be a good human being" things that nobody should actually have a problem with reading in the first place.

#no tolerance for drama? and no clique infighting? and writing with peeps whose writing has similar depth to mine? sign me tf up fam lol. #i can't believe people actually mcfuckin expected you to teach them how to write longer stuff though wtf? why didn't they just google that? #also i think a lot of the reason new rpers freak out about longer rules is bc they think rp is some 'silly stupid hobby' #that nobody takes seriously or wants to use to improve their writing? i saw that mentality so much when i was still rping. :/ #but lots of people actually like writing novel-like stuff? heck there was a whole subreddit for it. so it can't be that rare? #tumblr rp #roleplaying #social media #bullying #psa #because this is too good not to share ngl. i hope you dont mind me tagging it as that lmk if not!