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#fuck boy lewis au
russilton · 1 year
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Not sure I should air myself like this but I just love George in beanies, he looks so soft and pretty in them😍 and to get to the actual airing part, everytime I see pics from that (2018?) interview with Lewis and George in the ART shirt (already wearing opposite colors…) I get major “we’re secretly dating but try so hard not to show it” vives
The 2018 incoming rookies AD presser holds a violently special place in my heart but for an entirely different vibe, but mostly because it’s clashes George at his most Confident looking along with the tail end of Lewis’ era of dress that can best be summarised as “man who fucks regularly, amazingly, and often” (I love current Lewis I really do, but 2017/18 he was something else)
Which is why it spawned the fuckboy au, because to me it looks like Lewis is going “don’t fuck him, don’t fuck him, Toto would kill you” as George returns with “okay but you should fuck me”, because there’s something hot in Lewis trying to restrain himself and George trying to encourage him not to because he feels confident in himself.
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inchidentally · 4 months
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https://x.com/MERCL4REN/status/1743286121973555513?s=20
find the difference level impossible :D but seriously, this tweet gave me a stomachache from laughing so hard.
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THERE'S MY TWO CREEPY TOO SIMILAR VESTAL VIRGINS THAT MAKE ALL THE MEN ON THE GRID (except lewis) GO HUUUHHHHH???
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love-belle · 1 month
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every dead end street led you straight to me !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which no one knows how they're both each other's daylight.
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for when you find the one you were meant to find all along. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // f1 drivers x platonic!driver!fem!reader // milo manheim x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - i am SO sorry for leaving u all but i had my finals going on and now i am DONE with school i just have my college entrance exams left and then im free free FREEEEEE !!!! i love u all sm thank you <333 i hope u like this !!
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yourusername me n baby boy
edit : he says it's baby MAN i disagree ☝️‼️
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yourusername HANDS HANDS HANDS HANSD HSNDS
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yourusername nice
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-> oscarpiastri mate the entire paddock was there
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username mother never misses
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-> yourusername RIGHTTTT
-> lewishamilton roscoe's godmother privileges REVOKED
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milomanheim speak out ur truth queen !!!!!!
-> yourusername i did
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-> milomanheim i am scared
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-> username all that build up and for milo to just
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milomanheim before u say anything
-> yourusername i am SO disappointed rn
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-> username fuck u both STOP RUINING SINGLE PEOPLE'S LIVES
-> username crazy about them
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milomanheim something about how taylor swift said every dead end street led u straight to me 💘
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-> yourusername it's how he won me over
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username crying LOOK AT THEM!!!!!
landonorris how you've both grown up! i still remember the first time she saw you and cried to me about how fucking pretty you are :)
-> milomanheim OHHHH ????
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username milo with that drawing is so "what if i told u i'm a mastermind"
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yourusername also about how she said i wanna teach u how forever feels
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-> yourusername baby we were having a cute moment there
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-> charles_leclerc give him some time he's buffering
-> username something tells me that this is a very regular occurrence
-> oscarpiastri it is
yourusername my baby's fit like a daydream
-> milomanheim 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🥰🥰🥰🥰☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
-> username what is happening
-> oscarpiastri just give him some time
yourusername not to be a hopeful romantic loser on the main but i find u in every love song i listen to so yea
-> milomanheim look at u being nice for once
-> yourusername boy i will block u
yourusername love u
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-> milomanheim ilyt
-> username NO HE DID NOT 😭😭😭
-> username bro needs to learn how to hesitate
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yourusername if the whole world was watching i'd still dance with u
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username GOODBYE
username this post right here your honour
username the way i teleported to the railway track
username SCREAMING SJSJTRBCUCJ
username pls block me b4 posting happy stuff (im so happy i cry)
landonorris you can't even order on your own sir DOWN
-> yourusername FUCK UUUUU OMG
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username DRIVE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS TO BE THERE WITH U
-> username OVER AND OVER THE ONLY TRUTH
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username the orange theory is true and it's real because y/n and milo just proved it argue with air
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-> username i had to take SEVERAL deep breaths so as to not break down in front of my family
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username IN A WORLD OF BOYS HE'S A GENTLEMAN
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lilymhe with me obviously 🙄
-> yourusername obviously
-> milomanheim 😧
-> alex_albon 😧
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-> username FRRRRR like stop‼️settling‼️for‼️less‼️
username going crazy over these photos like there's SO MUCH content
username y/n feeding us those milo crumbs
-> username nah she gave us whole PLATES with utensils and all ☝️☝️☝️
username i truly cannot wait for milo to be in her garage bc we all know that they're stupidly in love with each other and watching them giggling and smiling and laughing will be much more entertaining than racing
-> username nah bc bro doesn't know how to function with her around
-> username i don't even blame him bc that's Y/N Y/L/N
charles_leclerc how is this relationship gonna work when none of you has the guts to go and say that they got your order wrong
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-> charles_leclerc that was classified information
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username i live for y/n terrorizing the grid fueled by nothing but coffee and/or spite
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-> yourusername this is so sweet i cried stfu
milomanheim cannot believe i get to tell everyone ur my gf like OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
-> yourusername bf
-> milomanheim gf
-> landonorris bf AND gf ?
-> yourusername STOP ASKING
milomanheim wdym i cannot love u more than life itself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 lies bc i do love u more than life itself
-> yourusername i would sacrifice max for u
-> milomanheim doesn't mean that much bc i know u would sacrifice him for a juice box
-> maxverstappen1 OH REALLLLLLLLY
milomanheim angel 🍒
-> yourusername no u
milomanheim u make me feel all golden like daylight
-> yourusername u make me feel all i like shiny things but i'd marry u with paper rings
-> username bye y'all this was fun
-> username brb i need to test if my toaster is waterproof or not
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h4m1lt0ns · 2 months
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode thirteen :: RIBBONS & TEA.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴various drivers x y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔the groupchat returns, and while lewis is feeling a bit funny, y/n casually gives everyone a heart attack and calls it a surprise.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.
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lewishamilton
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lewishamilton 📍🇬🇧
tagged: y/n, tommyhilfiger.
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username goodnight.
username since fuckin when???
username had to double check if this actually lewis’ account
username no roscoe in sight, oh he’s serious serious 😧
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username now why are you 🫵 a man 🤨 posting MY wife
username imagine being in a situationship w y/n y/l/n 😩
username ur so fucking lucky mercedes boy.
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username i SCREECHED when i opened insta what the fuck.
username babe js propose to her atp.
username I KNOW the dilf gc is in SHAMBLES rn.
username oh u brave BRAVE 😧
username 49392919283 meters away from MY girl sir lewis
→ lewishamilton can you even count that far?
→ username oh ur bullying ur fans now?
→ lewishamilton idk am i?
→ username “i”. enough said.
→ username no bc why is he typing in all lowercase 🤠
→ username y/n’s influence is crazy
username but when EYE say they’re dating.
username fernando alonso is typing…
username oh you’re so father for this 😩
landonorris ..d-dad?
→ lewishamilton ..son?
→ landonorris what are we.
→ lewishamilton you have been promoted, you are now one of my elite employees 😁
→ landonorris thanks dad 🫶🏻
→ username LEWIS WHAT THE FUCK.
→ username LANDO OPEN UR FAT MOUTH U BITCH
→ landonorris ﹫lewishamilton cult lh are bullying me
→ lewishamilton okay let’s leave my son out of this.
→ username YOUR WHO?
→ lewishamilton that’s enough internet for next month
username WHAT IS COMMENT SECTION.
username IM SOOOOOOOO.
username im assuming we too have to accept lewis as our dad if lando is doing it 🙄
username ARE WE GONNA IGNORE LANDO’S COMMENT????
→ username ﹫y/n SAY SOMETHING.
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y/l/nestate
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y/l/nestate behind the scenes 🍾🎀 fun things coming very soon ⭐️🩷
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username one chance PLEASE
lewishamilton pretty
→ y/n heyyyy
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username FACE CARDDDDD 💳💳💳💳💳
username PLS SAY THE ALBUM IS COMING.
username me if you care
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username BOUNCING OF THE WALLLLLLSSSSS
username if she drops an album out of nowhere i will bang my head against the wall 🩷🩷🩷🩷
username mercedes doll 😍
→ username LEWIS I KNOW ITS YOU MF.
→ username log out of this acc lewis 🔥
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username bratz doll irl 🧎🏽‍♀️
username 😍😍😍
☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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honey badger: avengers assemble.
honey banger: i have easily the most important tea to spill today.
y/n: “hear yee! hear yee!” ahh text
girlfriend kika: LMFAO
babygirl alex: hear yee 😭😭😭
honey badger: it’s about max
girlfriend kika: i ain’t laughing no more 🗿
chal eclair: what does he want
chili!: no bc after the shit his team pulled i don’t think i wanna hear from anyone abt him
angel carmen: wait is it important
honey badger: it’s abt the billboards incident
princess george: oh.
my baby lando: oH?
yukino: 🔪?
honey badger: might be necessary this time
alabono: he is personally involved isn’t he 😐
honey badger: yep.
my baby lando: wait oscar needs to see this
MY BABY LANDO added PAPAYA BABY #2
papaya baby #2: i love it here already
wifey lily: oh i’m so sat
honey badger: i was ‘hanging out’ with max before the suzuka race to make it seem like we’re chill. i wasn’t there to hang w him i had a mission.
my baby lando: okay okay
chal eclair: 🤨
honey badger: i managed to get ahold of his phone then i waited until he left his drivers room
honey badger: then i switched my phone case with his to make it look like i was on my phone while i was going through his
y/n
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y/n: i would like to apologise, visa cash app driver, i, indeed was NOT familiar.
girlfriend kika: LET BRO COOK 🔥🔥🔥
chili!: oH HE IS COOKING ALRIGHT
honey badger: so i go through his messages and find a deleted group chat. a group chat with the employees that red bull fired.
chal eclair: OH HELL NOOOOO 😭😭😭
honey badger: he INSTRUCTED them to burn the billboards. specifically the ones with y/n on them.
princess george: i know he thought this was IT
alabono: bro thinks he’s him
papaya baby #2: who let bro cook
honey badger: not only that
y/n: THERES MORE?????
angel carmen: hELLO?
honey badger: he made sure to tell horner to cover for him
PIERRE GASLYYYY: no fucking wonder the fia’s investigation was wrapped up SO quickly
yukino: and their corny ass apology said it all
yukino: “team principal christian horner apologises” since fucking when
babygirl alex: ^^^^^^ REALLLL
y/n: setting up a zoom call rn we need to brainstorm
y/n: im also adding lew, seb and nando because they’ve been PlISSSSEEEDDD
chal eclair: “lew” and “nando” and i’m still waiting on my cute nickname
y/n: be grateful i love you and your fuck ass pasta 🙄
papaya baby #2: i love it SO much here
chili!: don’t get too comfortable oscar
y/n: i’m not gon tell you to leave that baby alone one more time 🗣️
papaya baby #2: thanks mum 🫶🏻
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y/n and y/l/nestate
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y/n and y/l/nestate surprise lol 🎀 champagne, sex & anxiety 7/10 🥂 considering the amount of people i worked with on this album, it’s truly a fucking miracle that i managed to shut the fuck up abt it and not say anything so here u go i guess 💗🩰⭐️ no more sad songs LETSFUCKINGO !!!! i personally call this one my mona lisa and i BEG u to love it as much as i do when it comes out 🍾🤍🏹 also no twitter jumpscare this time ur welcome lmaooo :)! love u to death 🧸🫂💘
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theweeknd my excitement exceeds the english language.
username CAN YOU BE NORMALS ABT ALBUM DROP JS FOR ONCE (1) ☝🏽 PLS.
username WAHTS FOIBG ON ????????
username WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK Y/N
username wHY THE FUCKCKCKCKC IS SHE STILL ALLOWED TO DO THIS SKSKSKSKSKS 😭😭😭😭😭
username “no twitter jumpscare” AN INSTAGRAM JUMPSCARE ISNT ANY BETTER Y/N
lewishamilton honoured. proud of you doll 💗
→ y/n proud of u ml 🩷⭐️
→ username “ml” GIRL.
→ username OMFG ﹫mercedesamgf1 YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE FLIRTING TAKE THEM TO HR ITS ILLEGAL
→ username HR 😭😭😭
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username ITS MIDNIGHT MATE DID YOU LOSE IT
landonorris WHAT.
carlossainz55 WHAT THE HELL
danielricciardo IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT
username ARE WE ALL CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
charles_leclerc UHM YES??????
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y/l/nrecords love when y/n drops music out of nowhere 🔥
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→ username DAWWWGGGGGG IM WEAK 😭
username WHY IS LEWIS TAGGED ON ME & YOU
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username THESE SONG NAMES ARE GIVINGGGGG
pierregasly what in the ratatouille bullshit.
francisca.cgomes WHAT THE HELL 🔥 🔥
lilymhe YESSSSSSS
alexalbon ??????!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!
mercedesamgf1 i literally cant wait 🤩
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oscarpiastri we’ve all been on this call for four hours and we don’t even get a heads up ??
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username ,&/&;&2929(92&:’fwlsoqlfjje MA’AM.
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scuderiaferrari ?????????
username i can’t do it. i js can’t do it man.
username BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL
username WHY WIULD U ANNOUNCE IT LIKE THAT
username Y/N ISTG.
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folkloresthings · 9 months
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BECAUSE I LIKED A BOY / CL16.
in which the world’s favourite pop princess becomes tangled in the life of a certain formula one driver, flipping her entire world upside down.
( charles leclerc x singer!au )
track one: lonesome. track two: fast times. track three: nonsense. track four: opposite. track five: how many things. track six: bad for business.
✩⡱ warnings: like one curse word
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yourusername baby’s too pretty to be put in the corner
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landonorris BARK BARK
user mother is mothering
sza i’m so in love with you it’s silly
charles_leclerc pretty indeed
⤷ user unhinged charles spotted
⤷ user he’s making moves people!!!
lewishamilton are y’all seeing what i’m seeing
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the pre—race buzz was electric in the ferrari garage, your phone pinging with messages beckoning you to the mercedes garage on the other end of the paddock. you knew lewis wanted to see you, he’d been the one to invite you to the race in the first place, but there was something pulling you to the room filled with red. someone.
“hello again,” your smile widened across your face as charles dodged past mechanics to find you by the wall. his decorated race suit adored his lean figure, but his head was still free of his helmet, despite the clock ticking closer to when he needed to be in the car.
that godforsaken smile of his mirrored your own, knees wobbling as soon as it graced your gaze. without thinking, his arms pulled you into a hug. a friendly one, to be sure. a happy to see you, no matter how your heart yearned for another reason. the emerald in his eyes shone down at you, that same look he’d given you when you’d first met all those weeks ago backstage before your show.
and now here you were, after weeks of texts and late night calls, staring at each other through a fog of tension, waiting with bated breath. he speaks first, and you try so desperately to ignore how his gloved fingers brush your wrist when he does.
“what are you doing tonight?”
you blink, his eyes hopeful for an answer. your head shakes, shoulders shrugging, brain nagging to be an ounce cooler than you were being right now. “i don’t know. why?”
“let me take you to dinner. it’ll be my prize, if i win,” he speaks quickly, as though he needs to say it before hesitancy can change his mind. that familiar lump of nerves turns in your stomach, one you hadn’t felt in a long time. not since austin first asked you out — a feeling that had ended in catastrophe. could you face that kind of tumble again?
“charles, you have to go!” a voice nearby urges, every other driver already behind their wheels. urges him to move, and you to answer. his feet are moving backwards, slowly, but his eyes stay trained on you, awaiting your reply.
“well, you’d better win then.”
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charles_leclerc P1!!! so happy with today’s result, thanks to everyone who got me there ♥️ time to celebrate (even more)
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scuderiaferrari YES! 🍾🍾🍾
user THE THIRD PIC???
⤷ user bro thinks he’s slick
yourusername congrats again!! super duper proud 💌
⤷ user the hair in the pic looks so much like hers oml
⤷ user she literally just got out of a relationship like five minutes ago
yourusername i think i trust you enough to teach me to drive now
⤷ charles_leclerc only now? ouch, my heart ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
⤷ lewishamilton STOP FLIRTING
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yourusername what the fuck is patience?
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charli_xcx damned if i know
pheobebridgers a man? 🤢🤢🤢
⤷ yourusername so true bbz
user SQUINTING to see who the guy is
⤷ user maybe it’s just a friend?? who cares
⤷ user puh lease he got her flowers
charles_leclerc nice flower arrangement
⤷ yourusername i know a sexy florist, want his # ?
user I MOVED
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bth3cowboi · 19 days
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snoop the bells, cs55xreader
part 1 part 2
masterlist
pairing: carlos sainz x reader
summary: Sometimes marriage is the result you get by mixing two long term partners, devotion and a love for a Snoopy plushie.
format: social media au
a/n: some spanish translations at the end! hope you enjoy
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ynraces C&Y 25’ ❤️🪐 Ready to start a new journey with you, my beautiful boy and husband. Can’t wait to see what life bring us from now on, I love you.
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user1 OMGGGG
user2 THE ROYAL WEDDING
carlossainzoficial Hermosos mis hijos
carlossainz55 Gracias papá ❤️
ynraces 🥹❤️
user4 wow this is beautiful I cant
user5 PAPA SAINZ🥹🥹
lewishamilton Congratulations guys🫶 Wishing you the best
ynraces Thank you Lew! Thanks for coming too
user6 LEWIS WAS THERE? WHO ELSE??
carlossainz55 Te amo😍
ynraces I love you too my bambi
charles_leclerc How do you even find a snoopy for this?
charles_leclerc Also congrats on the wedding
ynraces snoopy and WOODSTOCK
carlossainz55 She has a pinterest board for every snoopy situation
ynraces babe I got that ring and RAN to my romantic board
charles_leclerc Wow you have one for everytime you crash or lose the car?😂
ynraces yes😳 its in between my “snoopy charles getting FUCKED by ferrari” board and my “snoopy charles loses in his home gp” board!!
landonorris DAMNNN
landonorris She ate you up 🫵🫣🤣
ynraces I also have “snoopy lando norris getting his first win” but its empty
charles_leclerc HAHAHAHA
landonorris :(
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carlossainz55 My perfect wife, my perfect girl. La mujer más guapa y especial que he podido conocer. I can’t imagine what life would be without you by my side so I will make sure to do everything right so you can stay with me forever. ❤️ I will always cherish this day, thank you.
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user1 wow my parents🥺🥺
landonorris 🫶🫶 Love you guys
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user2 ay the getting ready pic😭😭 im crying
user3 they just love each other too much your honor!!
sebastianvettel So happy for you! Congrats😊
ynraces thanks seb youre the best i miss you come back thank you again
user4 I get it girl I miss seb too💔
fernandoalo_oficial Vamos chicos💪 Felicidades
ynraces Mi puto padre💪💪
carlossainz55 Gracias!!
ynraces I know I want to stay with you forever, thank you for making me the happiest and luckiest girl! Sharing life with you is enough to keep me content, can’t ask for more:)
carlossainz55 Wow I love you
user5 Im sorry I cried
user6 yn being this serious and romantic just killed me
georgerussel63 👏👏❤️
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landonorris Mr & Mrs Sainz wedding was kinda fire🔥🔥🔥
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user1 FERNANDO?? GEORGE?
user2 ehmmm have you seen CHARLES?
user3 How much alcohol was ingested omg
ynraces too much and yet not enough!!
user3 omg!!! girl CONGRATS!! I LOVE YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR BABYYY
ynraces thank you thank you my babys the best (sometimes the husband too)
user4 thank you lando🙏 this is what i want to see
user5 Lando said f your wife, first pic is your father and us
landonorris I HAD TO PUT ME FIRST
carlossainz55 Thought this was jpg material🤔
landonorris Naaa my besties deserve to be on the main
charles_leclerc Well it should be, because I don’t remember that last photo
landonorris Oh those aren’t even your worsts… I’ve seen things
ynraces Send them ASAP I want to remember some things
carlossainz55 Send the red bull one
scuderiaferrari Should we get worried?🤔
charles_leclerc 😐😐
ynraces LOLLLLLLL U ARE GETTING DEMOTED 😹 🫵
charles_leclerc I wish the worst to that plushie of yours, I hope he gets lost
ynraces I pray you never win another GP in your life and you bring shame to every team you race for in the next ten years
ynraces Also his name is Baby Snoopy have some respect
carlossainz55 Ok that’s enough baby😘
ynraces k bbygirl😍🩷
user6 ☝️☝️That escalated quickly
user7 nah they know damn well to not mess with the dog
user8 this is lovely😭 and the kiss… wishing them and baby Snoopy the best!
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translations: (in order of appearance)
Hermosos mis hijos: My beautiful kids.
La mujer más guapa y especial que he podido conocer: The most special and beautiful woman that I have ever met.
Vamos chicos. Felicidades: Let’s go guys. Congratulations!
Mi puto padre: My fucking father (Direct translation of a Spanish joke! They call Alonso father in sign of respect lol)
a/n: A lot of people wanted more Snoopy! So here it is!!!! If you want to read more don’t be shy and send me asks with requests! I will be working on them when I’m not too busy with college stuff<3
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needed me.
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🖇️ single life felt good after lewis broke your heart, but being taken felt even better after he fixed it.
🖇️ lewis hamilton x actress!reader
🖇️ social media au, no face claim.
🖇️ requested by a lovely anon, but i decided to make it into a smau because i felt like i could portray it better. enjoy 🤍
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yourusername single never looked this good
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user1 mother???
user2 wait... they broke up????????????
user3 he fumbled BADLY
charles_leclerc carlos and i miss you cherie, when will we see you at the races again?
yourusername i'll be there when i can ❤️
yourbsf1 good riddance lh 🤍
yourusername haha stop 💋 come over, pasta night yourbsf getting in my car as we speak
user4 not yn's bestie putting his initials 😭
user5 iconic, i can't lie
user6 notice how lewis is still in the likes
user7 yn is so powerful that the men just can't resist ❤️
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ynactressnews yn ln cast as Lara Croft in the upcoming "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" movie!
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user8 OH MY GOD
user9 MY FAVOURITE ACTRESS AND MY FAVE GAME???? i'm unwell babe
user10 this is beautiful, i'm in awe of this woman
user11 she's about to serve so much cunt.
yourbsf i know that's right!
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yourusername cute props
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user12 i'm foaming at the mouth
user13 mommy.
user14 reject me so i could move on. PLEASE.
user15 how does lewis live with himself knowing he lost all THIS
yourbsf pretty girl ❤️
user16 i'm heartbroken for hamilton actually. lost the baddest bitch in the world and for what
yourbsf for the eight championship he can't seem to win ❤️ *this comment has been deleted
user17 YN'S BEST FRIEND IS FUCKING BADASS LMAO
user18 okay we get it, can the f1 stans shut up now
user19 right like we know your fuckass driver lost yn, pack it up and move on
user20 it's as much our loss as it's his, and we're here to support mother slaying!
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yourusername supporting the best ❤️
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user21 omg
user22 i forgot she's friends with charles omg this is cute
scuderiaferrari ❤️❤️❤️
charles_leclerc was lovely having you back at the paddock, yn❤️
yourusername it was lovely being there, charlie. always fun with you two around
user23 they're so cute i love them
user24 lewis and yn? OUT. charles and yn? IN.
user25 can we not... they're just friends
user26 i wonder how lewis is gonna take the news...
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user27 THE WAGS AND YN (??!/?:&:@;
user28 i'm having a stroke. wdym lily and yn's best friend and carmen and kika and yn had a fucking boy talk sesh in an elevator in MILAN. peak girlhood.
yourusername it was a beautiful experience
user29 notice how yn's in italy now...
user30 boutta pop up at another race
charles_leclerc monza will look much brighter with you there, soleil
yourusername i only reflect what ferrari's golden boy shines on me 💋
charles_leclerc you flatter me, cherie
user31 is it too early for charlesyn allegations?
user32 i'm calling all the yn and ferrari girls for a collective meeting, effective IMMEDIATELY
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scuderiaferrari Always a pleasure having @/yourusername in our garage 💫
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user33 she's either being so supportive of her friends or she's doing this to drive lewis insane
user34 could be both, probably liked by yourusername
user34 yn's paddock fits >>>
yourbsf her paddock fits always slay liked by scuderiaferrari
user35 this is so funny to me
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yourbsf TWO plates? girl you better be bringing charles leclerc himself as an early birthday present.
yourusername can you blame me? lu knows the way to my heart ❤️
yourbsf so he also knew the way to your heart when he called you his friend on live tv after you had posted a hard launch that HE suggested?
yourusername he's drowning me in fucking prada heels and brand name gift bags
yourusername he got you a louis vuitton purse too babe
yourbsf never once doubted him 🤍 great man
yourusername LMFAO
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user36 so... about that insta story.
user37 two plates...
user38 idk if this makes me sound dumb but why is that relevant at all
user37 yns best friend is a popular youtube star and she's filmed a few videos with yn. in a vlog of their trip to barcelona, yns best friend exposed yn for always sitting alone on her jet. and in a future video where they were travelling with lewis to the abu dhabi gp, there was a shot with lewis and yn sharing a seat on the jet. yns best friend said that the only person yn sits with is lewis, so everyone's freaking out.
user38 oh!!! that's cute
yourbsf playing detectives here damn
yourusername they're better at it than you, i fear
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lewis 💋
you think they’ll stop attacking you now?
my girl ❤️
i didn’t really care that they did baby, but thank you
lewis 💋
i still think you should hard launch me again
that pic of me with roscoe
my girl ❤️
so you could friendzone me on live tv again?
in your dreams, honey
lewis 💋
true
i do dream about you
and i want to do it right this time
my girl ❤️
if you promise to buy me a benz next, i’ll consider
kidding, check insta in a few x
lewis 💋
way ahead of you, princess
check your driveway
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yourusername lara croft loves her boys and her benz x
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yourbsf sick of seeing you two gushing over each other again. gross.
yourbsf kidding 💋 i love you guys, thanks lewis for lending me the mansion and your 12 lambos, 36 mercs, 4 ferrari’s and 7 porsches!
charles_leclerc it’s funny how all of these are true
yourbsf you just called me funny… i’m free whenever you want me
charles_leclerc oh, how sweet. does tomorrow 8pm work?
yourbsf anything works for me baby 💋
lewishamilton i’m ignoring how insufferable my future teammate and your best friend is.
lewishamilton anything for my girl ❤️
yourusername what was that?
lewishamilton my GIRLFRIEND! my PARTNER! my SIGNIFICANT OTHER! the girl i will MARRY!
yourusername that’s better x
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hollytoshaw · 28 days
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Hi lovie could you write an insta au where y/n is dating harry but she isn't famous (like not a youtuber or celeb just v lowkey) and maybe he has a priv account where he interacts w her post but one day he makes the mistake of liking and commenting on his main account and fans find it. Thank youuuu if you do this
aahhh love this idea of secret socials!!! hope you enjoy this. thank u for the anon <3333
private life | harry lewis
summary: y/n lives a private life with harry until one day he forgets to change his account and fans finds out about their relationship
face claim: fayegreenwoody
harry's finsta in the ig au : haroldinho , y/n's account is public <333
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yourfriend1 the only person that could suit mustard yellow ↳y/nslife too kind lovely xxx
yourfriend2 bonjouuur pretty girl ↳y/nslife merci my darling xxx
haroldinho mustard is my new favourite colour ↳y/nslife said no one ever....
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harrylewislover he is soooo fit omg
harryfan1 rare harry pic with a fan>>>
w2slover new sidemen vid in france????
sidemenlover123 apparently the fan said he was with some girl walking around paris ↳harryfan2 probs just an assistant or something
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yourfriend1 never seen someone so excited to get on the tube ↳y/nslife just love public transport xxx
yourfriend2 omg back on the hot girl runs ↳y/nslife H has dragged me into doing 75 hard with him
haroldinho day 1 of 75 cmoooon legend ↳y/nslife i hate you btw ↳haroldinho you love me :)
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yourfriend1 you beauty ↳y/nslife love you!!!
yourfriend2 if harry doesn't come pick u up i bloody will ↳y/nslife please do xxx
haroldinho so fit ↳y/nslife hurry up ↳haroldinho nearly there princess
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yourfriend1 happy birthday you legend xxx ↳y/nslife thank you!!!
yourfriend2 prettiest bday girl ever ↳y/nslife too kind!!!
wroetoshaw love you doll ↳y/nslife oh for fuck sakes harry wrong account ↳wroetoshaw i've had a stinker
w2sloveer omg wtf w2s commented???
harryfan1 no fucking way harry has a priv insta
w2ssidemenluv as if w2s has a girlfriend wtf since when
harryfan2 is this his girlfriend??? is this who people have said they saw him w in paris???
sidemenupdates does this mean all the boys have priv accounts???
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harrylewislover omg omg omg
harryfan1 i can't believe it omg???
w2slover makes so much sense, this is the girl hes always seen with
sidemenlover123 they seem really cute ↳harryfan2 ikr i'm lowkey obsessed w seeing harry being simp
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yourfriend1 lmao harry's in the dog house ↳y/nslife he's such an idiot
yourfriend2 hahha good luck getting out of this one @ wroetoshaw ↳y/nslife no sympathy for him
haroldinho sorry sorry sorry ↳y/nslife so now you wanna use the right account ↳haroldinho oh nelly
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w2slover surprised she stayed hidden for that long
harryfan2 how tf did noone know or even find his private account
sidemenlover she's really pretty
harryfan1 they seem really cute shame they don't post publically :(
harryfan5 give them their privacy guys xxx
harryfan6 so this is who he goes w on all those 'solo' trips he's talking about on side cast lmao
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a/n: hope this was ok!!!! still working on my harry full length fic but couldn't help but do this cute little anon request. made this in 20 mins so hope its not too rushed xxx
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wynnyfryd · 3 months
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Trailer park Steve AU part 45
part 1 | part 44 | ao3
Nancy, Jonathan, and some guy with the longest hair Steve's ever seen are standing in a loose circle with Eddie and his bandmates, talking and sort of dance-nodding along to The Power of Love by Huey Lewis (a fact that Steve absolutely intends to mock his boyfriend for the second he gets the chance), and Steve, like, mentally girds his loins.
He and Jon are cool with each other, and he and Eddie are obviously, uh, plenty warmed up to one another by now, but the rest of them...
One's a stranger, one's an ex who seems drunk as shit and is currently so invested in spinning around to the music that she hasn't opened her eyes to notice him, and the other three are thawing to him at a truly glacial pace. Steve hasn't so much as been invited to watch a rehearsal yet because Eddie's 'still working on them' and needs 'a bit more time, but don't worry, they'll come around.'
They don't openly scowl when he and Robin approach, though, so Steve takes that as a win.
"Harrington!" Eddie calls, bowing deeply to add, "Lady Buckley."
Steve would feel stung by the surname if not for how downright giddy Eddie sounds. God, he loves tipsy Eddie; fucking Disney cartoon boy.
"Munson," he plays along, giving him a sly grin and a shoulder bump as he sidles up next to him. "Didn't know you were allowed to leave the basement at these things."
Jeff interrupts his air-guitaring to glare at Steve, bur Eddie holds out a hand and assures him that Steve's just fucking around. Before Steve can apologize or defend himself, Long Hair Guy leans in across the circle, his eyes wide and intense and bloodshot to hell.
"Dude," he greets. "You have. Such beautiful hair."
Steve barks a laugh. Robin rolls her eyes. Jonathan also rolls his eyes, but it seems more fond and less annoyed. "Can't take you anywhere," he mutters to the guy, then asks them, "You guys met Argyle yet?"
Steve holds out a hand. Confusion washes over him as he processes what Jonathan just said. "Uh." Argyle. "Like the sweater?"
"Yeah, man," Argyle smiles, dopey and slow. Sure. The guy in head-to-toe tie-dye and a neon green fanny pack is named Argyle. Why not? "My parents wanted a sheep, but they got me, instead."
Jonathan laughs like it's the funniest joke he's ever heard. Steve's pretty sure he's too sober for this conversation.
They exchange handshakes, and Robin asks if she can touch the guy's hair, and they all slip into easy, friendly conversation, naturally splintering into smaller groups of twos and threes. Steve's just getting the rundown on all the 'sick new gear' the band got for Christmas when the song changes, and god, this night just could not get better.
"Oh, fuck off!" Eddie groans in the DJ's direction.
Steve has to practically swallow his lips to keep himself from cackling, and then he gives up and does it, anyway, because Eddie looks like he just sucked a lemon while watching a dog die as his bandmates all start sing-shouting along. "We're talking away..."
"No." Eddie wheels around and points a finger at Steve, because Steve's singing, too.
Steve just sings louder. "I don't know what, I'm to say!"
"Oh, my god." He scrubs a hand down his face, dragging the skin down until Steve can see the pale pink of his inner eyelid. "Nobody I know has any goddamn taste!"
"Maybe you don't have any taste!" Robin teases, bouncing around and swinging her arms haphazardly to the music.
Nancy backs her up with a mumbled "Yeah!" but she's still spinning around in such tight circles that Steve doubts she has a single clue what's happening in the argument right now. Which is kind of endearing, actually. He likes how willing she is to stick up for people.
The chorus kicks in; Gareth air-drums the switch to half time just before Frank does an honestly super impressive falsetto of 'in a day or twoooooo', and Eddie despairs while Steve laughs his fucking head off.
part 46
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holllandtrash · 1 year
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secret admin | lewis hamilton social media au
pairing: lewis hamilton x reader
the fans figure out who the mercedes admin is pretty quickly, but they struggle to piece together who lewis is dating. (spoiler alert, its the same girl)
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mercedesamgf1 roses are red🌹 sir lewis wears blue 💙 happy valentines day to our 7-time world champion🏆 we love you
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lewishamilton 💙💙💙
lovelylance these pictures are everything
danielricciardo looking spiffy lewishamilton
georgerussell63 where's my valentines day post
mercedesamgf1 someone's needy
paddockgf not the mercedes admin favoriting lewis over george 💀💀
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womeninmotorsport: Meet y/n y/l/n --- Having first worked for Lewis Hamilton's charitable foundation Mission 44 as Digital Communications Officer, Y/N has recently made the jump to motorsport and is currently on the PR Team for Mercedes, still working closely with the 7-Time World Champion
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yourusername mama i made it
princemick OHHHH so she's admin???
lovelylewis i mean..she MUST be?? it would explain all the lewis pics, they're probably good friends
sunkissedseb shes pretty AND smart
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lewishamilton the city that never sleeps🖤
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georgerussell63 cheers mate, looks like a good time x
sunnymax is that admin?? or is lewis on a DATE
yourusername this was supposed to be a work trip, are you even working
lewishamilton yes don't worry
paddockgf so wHO IS THAT
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lewishamilton New York, you were lovely. Such an honour chatting to the next generation of brilliant young minds as well as catching up with old friends🖤 I'll return soon
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paddockgf WAIT DID HE MEAN TO POST THAT LAST PIC
yesterdayschamp so this confirms that lewis is in fact dating someone
mrsaturday but its cant be yourusername if shes in london and lewis is still in new york?? yesterdayschamp or maybe its an old pic? who fucking knows
danielricciardo nice hands
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lewishamilton New York, you were lovely. Such an honour chatting to the next generation of brilliant young minds as well as catching up with old friends🖤 I'll return soon
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paddockgf nah sir lewis hamtilon we already saw the original post...
danielricciardo nice save champ
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sparklinglewis who tf is he seeing
mercedesamgf1 so are you dating Michael B. Jordan?
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mercedesamgf1 just a lewis and roscoe appreciation post to cleanse your feed
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lewishamilton 🖤🏆
yourusername i love roscoe
holymolylance we've gotten like 4 lewis pics in a row hey
mazespins admin loves lewis we've been over this sillyszn you mean y/n loves lewis mazespins is she admin? sillyszn well im pretty sure its not roscoe
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yourusername this week in pictures
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lewishamilton told you london was better
yourusername the jury's still deciding
paddockgf oh so they ARE dating (?)
carmenmmundt soooo lovely to finally hang out❤️❤️
yourusername we'll do it again soon (without the boys this time) georgerussell63 ouch
redcharles is this a hard launch or are they just friends who work together I CAN'T TELL
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lewishamilton Appreciation post for the woman who keeps me sane, who keeps me on track and is my constant motivator. She is my rock, my anchor and everything in between. Y/N, you are the smartest, kindest and boldest person I know and my life is better because I have you in it🖤
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yourusername oh I love you🥺🥺🥺 and i'm crying at work
mercedesamgf1 she is georgerussell63 y/n's the type of girl to reply to her own comments on the mercedes account yourusername that trend is over and done, george, don't bring it back
danielricciardo yeeeeea boy
strolltrash i don't even know if im surprised or if i saw this coming
justaninchident lewis is the luckiest man on earth are you KIDDING
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russilton · 2 years
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How did I prep for my very serious job interview today? The first interview I’ve been to in two years out of work?
I wrote 700 words of consent negotiation for fuck boy au. Completely blanketed my anxiety and that’s gotta be a super power.
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saintslewis · 11 months
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Pink + White
pairing: charles leclerc x black fem dj!reader
summary: in which your relationship with charles gets exposed so you decide to just hard launch
face claim: uncle waffles 😋
social media au. (with a bit of writing)
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yourinstagram mon amour
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user did we skip a few chapters??
user i don't remember seeing this in the prologue???
leclerk MARRIAGE?!
yourinstagram i'm just as surprised as you are tbh
carlossainz55 you have no idea how hard it was to keep this secret
charles_leclerc you are very much appreciated, mate
landonoriss i took the second pic btw 🤭
yourinstagram you want a cookie?
landonoriss yes pls
yourinstagram they're in the pantry, come over whenever
lewishamilton congrats you two! sending love and light 🤍
yourinstagram thank you Lewis 🥹 and thank you for making me work during our engagement party
lewishamilton i didn't know anyone better 😭
yourinstagram i'll take that hidden compliment, old man
user user look! she’s sooooo pretty! Charles is so lucky
user and they do look like the ending of pink + white
yourinstagram this is the sweetest thing ever omg??
fan my fav dj is engaged to my fav f1 driver?? what is life? tutorial?
yourinstagram we have a couples interview coming up soon so stay tuned for that 🩷
scuderiaferrari our favourite lady in red ❤️
yourinstagram didn't want to mess up this face beat but the tears are already flowing 🥹🫂
danielricciardo so i have a slight favour....
yourinstagram lemme hard launch in peace pls
lilymhe and how the FUCK have i never seen you at races?
yourinstagram what if i told you i'm an international super spy?
user SUPER SPYYY
ynstan we lost you to a YT MAN?!
yourinstagram listen, i love this yt man very much
arthurleclerc am i allowed to gloat that i was the first to know?
yourinstagram you can gloat but don't forget you literally barged in after the proposal
arthurleclerc why'd you call me out like this?
formula1 this was not on our 2023 bingo card but we love this very much
charles_leclerc my beautiful wife
yourinstagram my darling husband
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f1wagupdates looks like we have a new lady joining the paddock (she’s on the left!). Her name is Y/n Y/l/n (soon to be Leclerc) and she is an international dj by profession. She is reportedly two years younger than Charles and spends most of her off days in Monaco with him. The couple revealed their relationship by Y/n showing off a diamond ring on her latest post. We wish this beautiful couples nothing but happiness!
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user are we just gonna ignore the elephant in the room?
user is the elephant in the room with us? and if you're gonna say it, just say it with your chest you loser
user an insider said that she already deals with direct insults from paddocks around the world. i can't imagine what she's about to go through
user if you scroll on her page, all you see is her wearing skimpy clothes for her job with everything showing. charles deserves better
user if anything, she serves cunt in every way possible and when you say he deserves better, you're talking about yourself? bc boy do I have news for YOU 🤣
user love a black woman from infinity to infinityyyyyy
user my god, she is gorgeous
user saw her in show once and she is TALENTEDT
user here comes his 'wives' in the comments being weird
user like he's my husband but i will GLADLY be sister wives with her
user not sure if i want her or him or both
user when i saw the rumours, i didn't know that she was THIS pretty like how did Charles pull her????
f1wagupdates that's what we're thinking
user the twitter girlies were right omg and the fact that she drives the pista had to mean they were married bc literally no one but him drives that car
user she seems so sweet, i hope nothing bad happens to her
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user how the hell did he pull her???
charles_leclerc her mom helped
sebastianvettel congratulations ❤️
charles_leclerc thank you, mate 🫂
carmenmmundt my girlfriend 😋
georgerussell63 hello??
charles_leclerc hello???
yourinstagram hey Carmen 🥰
user this hair colour on her is so pretty
maxverstappen1 the one lady that Yuki is taller than ❤️
yourinstagram i will literally burn all your rbr caps, don’t test me
maxverstappen1 what are you gonna do? hit my knees? 🤣
yourinstagram i’ll ban you from entering clubs :)
maxverstappen1 okay sorry y/n 😕
interview
"Does this hair look fine?" You looked at Charles as you flipped your hair to the front to decide on how you want to look on camera. The Monegasque man stared with you with such admiration that he didn't even realise he wasn't blinking. You nudged him to break him out of his trance that you seemed to have on him and he shook his head a little, giving you a boyish smile when he saw your amused face.
“Everything looks good on you, baby.” Charles complimented you, something he can’t go a day without doing. Your smile had closed your eyes as you held each other’s hands. The camera crew in front of you were in awe at the two of you showing each other your love.
“Okay, are you guys ready to begin?” The interviewer asked as she sat across from you two. You both nodded and scooted closer together. She had introduced herself and the both of you as her guests before you introduced yourselves as each other’s fiancés before your careers which caused the studio to laugh.
“How did you two meet?”
“Mon amour, you can start. I’ll add on here and there.” Charles encouraged, playing with the jewellery on your hand and staring at your engagement ring, all the memories of the proposal coming back to him. It was summer break for f1 and you two were in the hotel room overlooking Lake Como, feeling like you were in a movie. You had planned to get lunch then take a boat ride to a famous landmark there. When you had gotten there, it was quiet and you barely saw the photographer that Charles had hired for that day. You both stood in the huge butterfly garden, with you distracted by the flowers, he knelt down on his knee and professed his love for you, ‘pink + white’ by frank ocean playing in the background per his request. It was private yet so beautiful, calling both your families who knew and Arthur surprising you after the proposal.
“It’s a cute story if I do say so myself. I had taken my mom to Monaco as it has always been our dream and I was finally able to provide that for her. We were sitting in this pretty cafe in Monte Carlo and to be fair, we were gossiping and laughing so of course people would hear us but we weren’t that loud.” You smiled at the memory, seeing everything as you spoke.
“All during our lunch, Charles and Arthur, my brother in law, were sitting next to us and they were in their own realm too.” You said, giving him a look so that he could say his version of the story.
“Well um like Y/n said, I’m with my brother and I kept trying to hear what accent she had because it was beautiful. So I turn to her and ask her where she was from and we just started talking as her mom and my brother are waiting for us to finish. Her mom even said that we were meant to be because when we met, the dress she was wearing was the same colour as my eyes.” Charles spoke, constantly looking between you and the camera.
“He then asked to take me on a date the very next day and he said that he wanted to give me the universe and would be happy if i spent time with him, even if it were a short while. Three years later, here we are.” You concluded, showing your ring to the camera as you couldn’t stop smiling.
Just the beginning for the Ferrari boy and his queen.
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love-belle · 8 months
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tujhe kitna chahne lage !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the entire world is convinced that they do not like each other but it's actually quite the opposite.
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for when they make you go crazy in a good way. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - another desi!reader bc why the fuck not!!!!!! hope you like it, i love you so much <3
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yourusername lando norizz said i sparkled (derogatory)
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username NAH MARRY ME RN
username sirf ek chance plzzz (just one chance please)
username MAATE???? ( mother )
username OH MY GOD
username nah im in love what yhe fuxk
carmenmmundt you shine ❤️‍🔥
*liked by yourusername*
username THAT LEHNGA THOUGH
username traditional clothes hit different and that's just facts
username hayeee nazar na lage ( no evil eye )
username SHE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
username lando rn: ur a vampire
-> username forgive me in my head that was wayyyyy more funny
username marry me PLEASE
carlossainz55 i'm blinded
-> yourusername STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SEQUINS
-> landonorris only i'm allowed to make fun of her so back off sainz
-> carlossainz55 child i taught you everything you know now
-> landonorris OMG DAD STOP EMBARASSING ME
-> yourusername i'm blocking both of u
username she's so W
username traditions attire 🔛🔝
username i love all the drivers just randomly popping up on her post and leaving after pissing her off like that's MY source of entertainment and serotonin
username mother slays 🔥🔥🔥
mickschumacher your aunt (???) is setting me up with her daughter help
-> yourusername walk AWAY
username not the desi aunties trying to play matchmaker 💀💀💀
username i love her so much omg
username waiting for lando's comments before going on with my day like it's the morning news or something
landonorris you DO sparkle
-> landonorris disco light like looking witch
-> yourusername i'm honestly gonna go and tell lewis that ur being mean to me
-> landonorris WAIT NO
landonorris you sparkle (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)
-> yourusername here lewishamilton
-> lewishamilton lando no
-> landonorris I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING
landonorris imagine wearing silver on silver
-> yourusername you wear dumb on stupid everyday do u see me complaining
-> usernme nah she gagged him
landonorris boo 👎👎👎
-> yourusername ur so obsessed with me ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ go on 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏 log out 💯💯💯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😘😘😘
username they make me so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username i want what they have
username just make out already
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landonorris when y/n managed to *not* burn the kitchen down while boiling water
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username lando babe this js proves that you're all sunshine and smiles when it comes to her
username they hate each other???? lol
username nah what in the enemies to lovera shit is this
username HIS SMILE OMG
username sunshine boy
username he's so adorable
username nah they're definitely together
charles_leclerc says the one who burned the hello kitten mittens
-> landonorris IT WAS AN ACCIDENT and YOUR hello kitty mittens
-> charles_leclerc LANDO WE AGREED TO KEEP THAT OFF THE INTERNET
-> username me randomly discovering that charles loves hello kitty in the comments of a post about y/n from lando is so wild if u think about it
username hiii im new to f1 can someone please explain who y/n is and why do lando and her hate each other :)
-> username ofc angel <3 she's the daughter of one of the BIGGEST sponsors for f1 and she's like very close with most of the drivers and their partners and attends as many races as she can!!!!
-> username lando and her have had a very *rocky* relationship since the beginning bc the first time they met, lando pushed her into the pool and then she pushed him into a fountain so !!
-> username they're all currently in india atm bc y/n's sister is getting married and it's like the event of the decade!!!!!!!
-> username NO BC THAT FOUNTAIN CLIP WOULD FOREVER BE ICONIC
danielricciardo this is not helpful in beating the crush allegations !
-> landonorris shut the fuck up !
username he's so ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
username not danny ric calling him out
username this comments section is WILD
username they're together idgaf they HAVE to be
username atp they're just playing with us
username no bc lando and y/n are SO iconic like from the moment they met to here like all of their public interactions are so entertaining
-> username one of them is always ready to throw hands with the other one and most of the time it's y/n
-> username nah bc i know my girl is DONE with his shit
yourusername you forgot how to crack an egg.
-> landonorris YOU CRACKED AN EGG ON MY FOREHEAD
-> yourusername HOW IS THAT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW
yourusername *when y/n is actually the love of my life
-> landonorris hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! babe what!!!!!!!!!
-> danielricciardo both of you are so dumb 😭😭😭
-> maxverstappen1 oh my god
-> charles_leclerc what just happened
-> username "babe" SAY WHAT
username im gonna go and walk my fish
-> username i suddenly need to iron air
username they're idiots (affectionate)
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yourusername tujhe kitna chahne lage ( just how much i love you )
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landonorris she's mean but she buys me chocolate so ❤️
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username AHHHSHHSHSHD
username i am not okay
username IM SO
username HER.
username im heartbroken 💔💔💔💔💔💔 both of my parasocial relationships gone just like that
username nah bc she can fuck me up and i would say thank u and sorry for wasting your time
maxverstappen1 she's mean to all of us but she doesn't get us shit
-> yourusername aren't you like a millionaire
-> maxverstappen1 SO ARE YOU
-> yourusername lol i get p and kelly chocolates
-> kellypiquet 🥰
-> maxverstappen1 you're never getting to babysit p ever again
-> yourusername WAIT NO I'M SO SORRY
username they both said fuck soft launch
username ENEMIES TO LOVERS
username apna time aayega ( our time will come )
danielricciardo idk she makes me chai
-> landonorris didn't she almost hit you with a rolling pin because you said "chai tea"
-> yourusername it was honestly so deserved
-> danielricciardo i am TRAUMATIZED
username LOOK!! AT!! THEM!!
username we've come so far oh my god
username y/n posting a couple dumb pictures of lando and a cute one of them together and then disabling the comments while lando posts these MASTERPIECES is so on brand of them
-> username cool gf 🤝 obsessed bf
yourusername i am NOT mean
-> landonorris sure
-> yourusername im not!!!!!!!!!!
-> landonorris sure!!!!!!!!!
yourusername love u ig
-> landonorris guess again
-> yourusername I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH
-> landonorris k
-> yourusername blocked
yourusername hey ur kinda pretty
-> landonorris hey you're very pretty
username THESE BITCHES
username i feel like i've entered an alternate dimension
username ngl im gonna miss y/n and lando shit talking each other
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h4m1lt0ns · 6 months
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode nine :: LIFE’S GOOD
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n (barely), multiple x y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔something is brewing at the Y/l/n Records HQ
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ SO much happens, worlds colliding on twitter, excessive cussing.
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y/n fried my hair last night lol 🌟 blame goes fully to ﹫lilymhe and ﹫alexalbon
2,205,593 comments.
username SO FINE 😩😩😩😩
username one singular chance i beg mother
username THIS BARBIE IS INSANE.
username 😍😍😍😍😍
lilymhe i think you slayed honestly
➜ y/n so true
username THANK YOU LILY THANK YOU ALEX
username HUBBA HUBBA IM IN LOVE
username YOU LOOK SO GOOD ITS SICKENINGGGGGG 😩
username mommy????????????????????
username oh
username oh my god
alexalbon we ate that
➜ y/n devoured even
carlossainz55 yessss french fries look 😍
➜ y/n omfg bitch 😭
username OOOOHHHHHHHHH
username OMFG BARBIE?????
username DKAKEKFKSOWLSKFKW
margotrobbie hi barbie!
➜ y/n hi barbie!
username omgomgomgomgimgomgomg
aussiegrit 😍😍
➜ username I-
➜ username jesus christ he’s down BAD
➜ username twin 😍
username OWAHHHHHHHH
username MOTHER OMFG 😍😍😍😍😍😍
fernandoalo_oficial bonita 😍
➜ username NANDO???????
➜ username ANOTHER DILF OMFG I CANT
➜ username OH MY FUCKING GOD
➜ username i would fold so quick i’m not even joking
➜ username why am EYE blushing??????
username FELL TO MY KNEES.
username OMGFOGMFOMGFOMGHFIMMH
username single just for you y/n 😩😩😩
lewishamilton dolly 💗
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➜ username i would’ve crumbled.
➜ username folded like an omelette, scrambled like an egg
➜ username his comment got ME blushing dawg
username holy fucking fuck what the fuck oh my god fuck
username GORGEOUS
username BLONDE HAIR??? IS HEARTBREAK SYNDROME ERA OVER ALREADY???
[liked by y/n]
francisca.cgomes yes.
➜ y/n like what u see baby 🫣
theweeknd 🍟
➜ y/n all of u are BULLIES
carmenmmundt prettiest girl
➜ y/n omg bae i’m blushing 🤭
☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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honey badger: Y/NNNNNN
chal eclair: BAE AMSWER ME
babygirl alex: wait what’s going on
alabono: WE NEED DETAILSSSS
angel carmen: huh
wifey lily: why are the boys yelling
yukino: WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DINNER WITH JENSON, LEWIS AND MARK
my baby lando: MOTHER WHERE ARE YOU
princess george: OMFG BITCH PICK UP
girlfriend kika: we got the tea baes relax 😌
PIERRE GASLYYYY: WOWWWWWWW OKAY
honey badger: WHY ARE WE THE LAST TO FIND THINGS OUT
angel carmen: bc we’re her girlfriends 🤨
babygirl alex: exactly 🥰
chili!: y/n 😀
chili!: bae 😄
chili!: your time will come.
chal eclair: kika, you shall come forth.
chal eclair: speak the truth you hide.
babygirl alex: taking that lord perceval real serious huh
my baby lando: LMFAO
princess george: LMAOOOO
alabono: stfu y’all i’m tryna understand
girlfriend kika: funny enough nothing REALLY happened
angel carmen: yeah they just hung out and talked
wifey lily: oh and jenson was flirty w y/n
my baby lando: yeah we saw the photos
babygirl alex: they went out as a way to cheer lewis up bc his team didn’t show up for him
angel carmen: i dont know what’s going on between y/n and lewis but she said lewis got kinda jealous when mark and jenson were casually flirting w her
my baby lando: oh????
PIERRE GASLYYYY: jealous you say
honey badger: HMMMMM
chili!: right ????
chal eclair: it’s actually soOOoo
alabono: it isssss
princess george: speaking of lewis
princess george: apparently him and y/n are like hanging out
yukino: wait what???
my baby lando: wdym
princess george: wait did you not see y/n’s story??? they’re on his yacht in monaco
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lewishamilton replied to your story!
😍😍😍
come be hot in front of me
jensonbutton replied to your story!
pretty pretty girl
aussiegrit replied to your story!
my boat next?
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what a sight you are schatz
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you’re coming to the japanese gp right?
☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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chili!: WOAHHHH I JUST SAW IT
yukino: WHATS GOING ONNNNNN
babygirl alex: she’s so fucking hot, first of all
angel carmen: no bc i just stared at her 😍
wifey lily: I KNOWWWW
girlfriend kika: she’s so 😩😩😩
babygirl alex: BUT LEWIS???
chal eclair: SHE TAGGED HIM???
babygirl alex: PUBLICLY???
alabono: NOW WHATS GOING ON
my baby lando: KIKA EXPLAIN
girlfriend kika: IM JUST AS SHOOK AS YALL
angel carmen: I NEED TO KNOW
princess george: i was hoping the girls knew something abt that 😭😭😭
honey badger: Y/N GET IN HERE
honey badger: Y/N OMFG
chili!: BRO I KNOW YOURE SEEING THIS ANSWER US
wifey lily: DID HE ASK YOU OUT
my baby lando: IS IT A DATE???
girlfriend kika: IS ROSCOE THERE??
PIERRE GASLYYYY: ARE YALL ONE ON ONE??
alabono: Y/N TEXT US BACK OMFG
wifey lily: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING MY FT CALLS
girlfriend kika: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING ME EITHER
princess george: Y/N I NEED ANSWERS
my baby lando: Y/N PLS
y/n: give her a minute
chili!: HUH
yukino: YO WHAT THE FUCK
chal eclair: give HER a minute???
my baby lando: oh so we’re being cryptic now???
y/n: No.
my baby lando: don’t text me in that tone 😭
PIERRE GASLYYYY: ¿¿¿¿
honey badger: what the hell is going on
y/n: she’s busy
angel carmen: NOW HOLD AWN
angel carmen: HOLDDDD ONNNN
angel carmen: LEWIS????????
y/n: yeah
y/n: dw y/n’s okay she’s with me
my baby lando: what do u want from my mum 🤨
chili!: what he said 🤨
chal eclair: yeah what he said 🤨
y/n: lol relax
y/n: we’re just hanging out
wifey lily: sir, give me my gf back.
y/n: your girlfriend??
babygirl alex: our*
angel carmen: our*
girlfriend kika: our*
y/n:…
y/n: we’ll see
alabono: FYM????
honey badger: HELLO???
princess george: SIR???
girlfriend kika: guys they’re all over twitter omg
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mercedesamgf1 and y/l/nestate
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mercedesamgf1 We here at Mercedes are extremely honoured and proud to announce that Y/L/N RECORDS is our brand new sponsor! Grammy and Oscar winning Singer and Song writer, Y/n Y/l/n has always been a huge Formula 1 fan, and a close friend to George, Lewis and many other drivers on the grid. She’s shown constant support throughout the years and her love and passion for the sport is what drew us to her (and so did her iconic, groundbreaking discography 😉). Y/L/N RECORDS is now proudly our biggest sponsor, and Y/n Y/l/n will be the official Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 team Brand Ambassador as of today and moving forward. A huge, huge thank you and congratulations goes to ﹫Y/n, ﹫Y/L/NEstate and the Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team! Welcome to the grid Y/L/N RECORDS ⭐️
tagged: y/n, y/l/nestate.
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➜ y/n omfg yes please???
➜ lewishamilton alcoholic ass
➜ y/n i don’t like u.
➜ lewishamilton liar.
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jensonbutton so proud of you y/n
➜ y/n 🥹🖤
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➜ y/n love u seb
y/n can’t wait for the future with you guys 🥹
carlossainz55 YESSS MORE Y/N ON THE GRID
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➜ y/n i’m so excited u have no clue
landonorris Y/N 24/7??? YES PLEASE
➜ y/n YES SIR 🔥🔥🔥
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➜ y/n after your comeback actually ☝️🤓
astonmartinf1 love the colour scheme 😉 congratulations to everyone!
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folkloresthings · 9 months
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BECAUSE I LIKED A BOY / CL16.
in which the world’s favourite pop princess becomes tangled in the life of a certain formula one driver, flipping her entire world upside down.
( charles leclerc x singer!au )
track one: lonesome. track two: fast times. track three: nonsense. track four: opposite. track five: how many things. track six: bad for business.
✩⡱ warnings: some swearing, sexual reference
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y/nontour y/n in berlin tonight 🫶
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user she’s so slay
user the fact she was crying during the next song too 😭
user poor girl’s had her heart broken twice in the space of six months
user charles done fucked up big time
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touring through heartbreak was quite possibly the hardest thing to be done. city after city, having to get on stage every night with a smile on your face, all while wondering what you had done wrong. thankfully, your fans were as supportive when you were sad as they were when you were happy.
but you’d never felt lonelier. after three years of a relationship with austin, you were sure you could never trust another like that again. and mere weeks later came charles leclerc, snatching up your heart and making you blind to any hurt you’d felt before. you were brand new with him, and he had trampled it under his pretty foot.
curled up on the bed of this week’s hotel, an old rerun playing mindlessly on the television, you stared straight ahead at the wall — only pulled out of such a trance when a knock sounded at the door. thinking it was only room service, you dragged yourself to the door’s entrance, only to find lewis hamilton stood on the other side.
“lew? what are you doing here?” you questioned, brows knitting together. he stepped inside, not saying a word other than pulling you into a hug. if it weren’t for the fact you were dried of tears, you’d have broken down.
“thought you could use a friend,” he told you, a fond smile on his face. but there was something in his eyes, something he was battling with. “but, about charles… i really think you should hear him out.”
“lewis, please don’t.”
“he fucked up, i know that. but i saw him with that girl the night of the party. he was practically trying to shove her off of him, and when he knew you’d been and left he went straight after you.”
you were crying now, afraid of what the real truth was. “what about the picture of him and her leaving together?”
“come on, y/n. you know the media better than anyone. she probably followed him out and they’ve made it look like something different.”
you sighed, leaning your head against your friend’s shoulder. your chest was heavy with a decision to be made. the risk of trusting him again, of trusting anyone, only to be caught up in a vicious cycle of heartbreak.
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yourusername life lately ❤️‍🩹 oh and my new single “opposite” is out now btw
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zendaya new music!!! my life is improved
user a song after the charles drama??? TEA
lizzo pop off queen 👑
lilymhe how can you still look so pretty when crying 💔💔💔
user charles leclerc better count his days
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writers note: it’s concerning how attached i am to this parasocial relationship. petition for sab and charles to date because they’d be such a sexy couple
tagged: @leclercloml @vroomleclerc @gaviypedrisbride
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g-xix · 5 months
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Sidemen Masterlist
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☁️= fluff, 🔞= smut, 💢 = angst
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!! Send litr anything in thru the inbox n i'll write it (or not)... No promises it'll be done any time soon tho :DD
writing for: Tobi Brown, Harry Lewis, JJ Olatunji
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Tobi TBJZL Brown
"20 v 1" - where Tobi is subject to a 20 v 1 and finds one date a lot more interesting than the rest... ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Charity Match" - Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body... 🔞"GTA n BJ's" - A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Simon mini-Minter
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Ethan BEHZINGA Payne
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Josh ZERKAA Bradley
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Anniversary" - Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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JJ KSI Olatunji
☁️💢"Chocolate eyes" - Why is jealousy the emotion it took for JJ to finally admit his feelings for you? | Brother's best friend!OC ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Quarter-to" - JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time? 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls. ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Vik VIKKSTAR123 Barn
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Harry W2S Lewis
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet 💢"Pregnant" - Careless sex turns into something more serious which has you panicking over how the hell Harry will accept it... 🔞"Threesome" - W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe 🔞"Praise Kink" - kinda porn without plot, just a short 800 word blurb detailing what it'd be like having Harry's cock in your mouth whilst he praises you <3
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