Fuck neurotypicals and rich, spoiled people who never managed to grow up. Fuck most people in general with their shitty idea of what constitutes as a problem. You being uncomfortable is not a problem, and if it is, it most definitely isn't MY problem. Sorry my brain and body aren't fun and normal enough for you
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I wipe my ass with the notion of “normality”. Y’all should try to do such as well, it’s liberating
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“What, do you think that I like being a freak?”
“Amazing as she is, it’s not a normal-”
“Fuck normal. Since when's normal any goddamn prize?”
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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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There’s no such thing as an “ordinary person”.
We all have unique experiences, oddities, perceptions, traumas, lives. None of us can fit into a neat, “typical” box, we’ll always have at least one off-beat note, creating the unique melodies of our lives.
“Normal” is bullshit, embrace oddity.
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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo
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ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
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