#fuck off philip

[comikadraws]

Further head-canons!

This time, I had the head-canon of Caleb carving wooden toys for his kid. And since he grew up in the human realm, he carved toys that looked like human realm animals (maybe also so the kid would get to experience their dad's home realm in a way). He probably also started sketching down more animals to carve, too. Eventually, the Clawthornes would use those toys and sketches as blueprints for palismen, instead of creatures from the demon realm (unlike the palismen shown in the memories of hollow mind).

Yeaapppp. I've got a brainrot. And it didn't go away, yet. I mainly blame tumblr for that. Everything's covered in Wittebro-fanart - It's hard not to develop a brainrot, at this point.

Part 2 ig [or check the reblogs]

#i suck at drawing children #especially in toh art style #maybe i should practice more and do more fanart in the process :) #toh #the owl house #caleb wittebane #wittebro #theory #headcanon #doodle #sketch #fanart #carving #palismen #clawthorne #fuck off philip #you ruined everything #my art

[calebsrottingcorpse]

Tier ranking Belos based off of how screwed up he is.

#beware the pipeline #yk it’s bad when he started off as baby and ended as AAAAHHHGH WHAT THW FUCK #I could fix him but whatever’s wrong with him is funnier #can we collectively bring back fanon Philip as a fandom #please #I miss him #giggling at how the majority of the photos are in the sexy tier #the owl house #toh #philip wittebane #emperor belos #owl house #belos #tier list #toh tier list

[appri-dot]

It took me this long till making gorey hcs abt the Jack in the Box <3

#tw blood #tw teeth #my ocs #tw gore #tw body horror #lethal company #yes am i implying her skin melted tf off...maybe #shes fine though #i dont think it bothers them that much #i think they just go fucking insane and will eat anything with a audible heartbeat #ill write abt Philip later #woody aggressive behaviours my beloved ''no I'm not looking at you..i hate you''

[theprinceandthewitch]

TOH is so incredibly fanficy, despite being an original show.

I really won't get over how they made Huntlow a thing and wasted a full hourish episode to make it happen.

Frankly, it's nbd for Willow to date someone by the time the story ends. Her dating someone doesn't kneecap her story. But Hunter dating her definitely kneecaps his, because Willow is not relevant to the whole Caleb/Evelyn and Philip drama like Luz is.

It makes no sense, from a narrative standpoint, to have Hunter like Willow. It feels like they really wanted to give Willow a love interest and Hunter was the only option they had to work with.

With Hunter it's like... him getting a witch love interest is something that pretty much needs to happen from a narrative standpoint.... but Willow isn't that LI. The only character who fits Evelyn's themes is Luz. He and Luz are the "Caleb" and "Evelyn" in this story - no other character's fit these roles like they do.

"But TOH is a tragedy -"

"But TOH is a subversion of romantic-"

TBH I really don't want to hear how TOH is a romantic tragedy or a subversion of romantic expectations because... it isn't. I have read romantic tragedies and subversions and this isn't paced like either. They also put a whole ass Lunter kiss in a spoiler episode, so I really don't think they were planning on making TOH a subversion of romantic expectations or writing Luz's and Hunter's romance as a tragic one.

See, this pairing is extremely confusing to me, because if they actually were planning on Hunter and Willow being a thing from the beginning and not Hunter and Luz, then Willow would have been written into all of Luz's and Hunter's episodes - which just so happen to be his important character arc moments [ST, HP and HM].

But... they don't do that, like at all lmao. I'm also not a fan of Hunter's friendship with Willow and Gus, but that's a discussion for another time.

#toh critical #going to the human realm was a mistake but I ''forgave'' TTT because it brought the Caleb/Evelyn and Philip murder drama to the forefront #and had the set-up for Hunter and Luz [Caleb and Evelyn] to be the ones who kick Philip's ass in the Climax #but then it goes off of the fucking RAILS to make Hunter and Willow a thing and it's like #I want to put Dana and company in petri dishes bc what the hell is going on lmao. Why did you guys want Huntlow to be a thing #anyways. I will never watch another show where Dana is on the writing team bc she is a fanfic girlie #btw there's nothing wrong with fanfic. it's just that when I watch a cartoon from a world renowned studio #i expect the writing to not be fanficy. on an unrelated note... #i still think its funny how Hunter has made more of an effort to make amends with Willow and Gus for his screw up #than Amity has in two whole seasons.

[whosyourcreepyunclenow]

more Sandy Shores nonsense

#trikey #sandy shores #michael de santa #trevor philips #patricia madrazo #gta v #gta 5 #mmmm fuck off #I wish I was staying in a motel #restroom selfie

[ghostingink]

There’s something poetic about your fondness memories at 13 being watching old Dan and Phil videos while eating a specific brand of noodles at your “platonic” best friend’s house and then at 17 watching the new Dan and Phil video after walking out in a storm to buy the same brand of noodles and just sitting there nearly crying cause you feel so much older yet you sit here missing her

#dan and phil #what have they fucking done to me man #daniel howell #philip lester #dan Howell #phil lester #danisnotonfire #amazing phil #Issy if you happen to see this you look like you’re doing well based off your insta #and I don’t regret loving you even if I don’t love you that way anymore #I hope someday we can do this again

[mermaidsirennikita]

Rules for a Proper Governess, which is what I'm approaching as a "everything you like about Sir Philip Book but without the bullshit" novel, thus far features:

--a pickpocket heroine who steals the lawyer hero's shit, after which he chases her down to the like... basement... where she lives? Goes "bitch you live like this???", has a minor panic attack about his dead wife, and passes out

--(he wakes up and realizes she's like dragged his unconscious form so that his head is on some pillows lmao I died)

--(they make out when he wakes up)

--he does a good "get your head IN THE GAME, Sinclair!!!" @ himself, only to come home like two days later (during which she JUST. STALKS HIM.) to find that his governess has left because his children are nightmares, our heroine is there because stalking, and the kids love her

--so he's just like "FINE. YOU CAN BE GOVERNESS FOR NOW" before watching her walk away and resigning him to just. not sleeping. because boner.

Already, \this is much better.

#romance novel blogging #how do you fix Sir Philip Book? by making the characters good #as it turns out #i can already tell that sinclair mcbride has no idea what a plant is #aaaaaand he's been FUCKIN #he misses his dead wife a lot but he's also like “a man's gotta eat” #so he just. fucks widows. #but he also can tell our heroine (bertie) has never been kissed so after he sticks his tongue down her throat #he nobly backs off #which i'm sure will last about 30 seconds #(unlike sinclair who will probs last three hours) #i also really love bertie tho #i LOVE. a stalker heroine #like she has Reasons lol but it's also like #she wants to sniff his boxers

[sea-dukes-assistant]

Royal Windsor Horse Show, 2012 - Sea Duke is judging your horse cart competency.

#Prince Philip #I fell off with this unasked for year by year recap but I'm not sorry #dealing with equally unasked for shit from grown women is exhausting #Karen needs to consider therapy or fucking off

[xxlemon-chanxx]

Just rewatch the show dude. There’s no retconning on Belos. This post or the comments weren’t just about YOUR video they’re about the past TWO MONTHS of behavior from y’all that go along with the ideology you had in that video.

Dude, imagine being this confidently WRONG and then telling me to “rewatch the show dude.”

You go rewatch Hollow Mind, go rewatch Thanks to Them, because CLEARLY you didn't watch those two episodes. Go look at the storyboards cut from the s2 finale where Luz asks Belos “what do you think they DID to you?” only to have Belos’s gaze go sour because she hit an open wound. There was OBVIOUSLY a story that they had to cut last-minute because the show was shortened. Having something included in canon, even if it's just bits and pieces of it, rewarding the viewer for paying attention and using their brain, only to then have another character say last minute “oh, you were wasting your time, that was just put there for no good reason.” is taking something hinted at or depicted in canon and completely demolishing it or sweeping it under the rug to say something completely different is the DEFINITION OF RETCONNING.

Also—what fucking ideology am I showing? I'm not excusing his behavior, I don't pretend that Belos was in the right at all for what he did, I'm not blaming other characters for his actions, I'm not using the backstory WE WERE SHOWN IN THE SHOW to wave off his actions. All I said was that Belos was a “tragic villain” for what we were shown, but I'm not saying that being a tragic villain suddenly clears him of all the bullshit he did in his life. Tragic villains =/= guiltless ones.

Also, I don't think you know what Fanon is. Using things we got from canon and the MOUTH OF THE CREATOR HERSELF to piece together the most coherent story of events we can is not FANON. It's an attempt to understand CANON.

If you HONESTLY label me and my video as part of the “group” that you are talking about blocking, then I def don't think I believe that the majority of the people you blocked were Belos apologists and were probably just people who were having harmless fun having HCs with Belos and writing AU's and making art of him.

But, I'm never gonna get to find out because the fact that you came into MY VIDEO, probably didn't even WATCH the video based on how you responded to it in the comments, accused me and my mutuals of saying things we never said, and compared us to literal white supremacists, and then continued to act narratively illiterate tells me that you don't care about being right and giving facts, and there's no point in arguing with you any longer. Get blocked.

#philip wittebane #toh philip #belos wittebane #the owl house belos #toh belos #toh emperor belos #toh philip wittebane #toh spoilers #toh fandom critical #toh criticism #toh critical #im so fucking tired of this conversation istg it's like talking to a brick wall that occasionally shoots off incoherent word vomit at you #get blocked

[smokestarrules]

I’ve thought a lot about how Kikimora absolutely gave Lilith permission to call her Kiki, because she isn’t scared of Lilith and there’s no way she’d let Lilith call her that if she didn’t want her to. And also about how of the people who canonically regularly call Kikimora that, Lilith’s the only one Kikimora isn’t afraid of. (Unfortunately for me I’m obsessed with them and I know full well that I’m probably going to get nothing in the finale.) But do you have any thoughts on them?

I didn't until now! But when I do think about it, there's definitely something there, especially if you bring Philip into the mix. So basically what you have there is:

The Emperor, who is a) a human pretending to be a witch b) pretending to be looking out for them all and c) pretending to respect and/or need both Lilith and Kikimora. He knows he can't hurt Lilith because she shows up in his past and helps him and so he keeps her close. He hates her, by the way. That's why he keeps her around. He hates her so much because I think he's a little bit scared of her. Lilith, who scarred him for life. He loathes her. Kikimora, though, he hardly has any feelings about at all. She's useful. That's it.

On the other hand there's Kikimora herself: she knows more about Philip than anyone else, and she prides herself on that. She thinks she's irreplaceable. She doesn't know why he keeps Lilith around, because she's incompetent. But she puts up with her. She hates her, too. She knows Philip hates her and so Kikimora hates Lilith, more than the rest. She's not scared of her in the slightest, because Lilith is Lilith and in Kiki's eyes, Lilith has no earned any of what she's gotten.

Then there's Lilith. She's... well, she's not doing too much. She has no idea the Emperor hates her. She knows Kikimora does, but Kikimora hates everyone, so it doesn't really bother her on a personal level. She thinks she was chosen to be the leader of the Emperor's Coven because of her talent. She thinks the Emperor's Coven appreciates her. She thinks the Emperor will heal her sister, will right the wrong that Lilith committed.

She has no idea.

#I feel like this kinda went off track and I apologize but. there u have it #I fucking love lilith so much she's such a loser #toh #the owl house #philip wittebane #emperor belos #kikimora #lilith clawthorne #smokey answers #anonymous

[corvidaequeer]

entertainment with characters who loose themselves/are driven to psychosis due to grief, trauma, environmental poisons, &/or living in a society with an expansive wealth gap, my beloved

#the characters aren't necessarily my beloved #but they are a mood & an excellent plot device #jinx arcane #arcane jinx #ice king #simon petrikov #except you betty grof- fuck you #philip wittebane #rapunzles tangled adventure #tangled cassandra #whatever eugene's dad's name was #there's more but this is what i could think of off the top of my head #oh! #quincy endicott #sorta #annie cresta #& pretty much every other person in the hunger games #when i was a kid i legitimately wanted to grow up to be a psychotic homeless person

[scrunklycrowned]

It was hard to get anything done with the way that incessant chattering little technology box went about in the background, and Philip idly tapped his quill against his head, doing his best to keep from losing his temper.

He wasn’t sure why he’d been stuck with his youngest niece and nephew, wasn’t she old enough to be alone? Part of him thought his middle niece just loved to torture him so. Well…she did. Lilith was out for potential babysitters as well, apparently out helping her Mother with something.

Of course, the old man held a fondness and gratitude for the girl and all she had done for him….he just wasn’t good with children. Anymore. Children were so overzealous. They were so energetic, silly, and playful and clingy. All the things he wasn’t. He hadn’t been for some time. He wasn’t a good fit…but he was stuck with them anyway.

Philip glowered up at the orbs of light that hovered above his face. Titan’s sake. That noisy phone thing didn’t make anything better.

“If you have to be here, must you be so loud?” he gripped at the teenager.

@magicfeatherbean4

#okay but what if little firefly but a slightly more canon philip in that he’s grouchy and serious and she’s always trying to loosen him up #and he’s just ‘fuck off let me work’ 😂 #magicfeatherbean4 #(pride goeth before the fall | philip wittebane)

[dancingdorito]

if they do eloise's season before benedict's, i might drop the show. because the man has waited long enough and deserves to lead after season 3. putting his season off another would just be cruel.

#netflix bridgerton #benedict x sophie #benedict bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #bridgerton season 4 #bridgerton #i need sophie now #like i do not give two fucks about philip crane he literally hit his kids #eloise and daphne were the worst books #and if they kill marina off only 2 years after she had her kids i WILL fight someone #give benedict bridgerton a wife #or husband / genderbent sophie #im begging

[philhoffman]

#that nearly imperceptible little head shake #his private grief and pain and guilt in the briefest moment #he's a fucking genius #the ides of march #philip seymour hoffman #psh #* #loggin off for the holiday g'mar chatima tova tzom kal <3

[ranger-kellyn]

today's little victory was actually returning an item i ended up hating ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

#anyways i DO NOT. recommend the Philips SmartSleep wakeup light #(at least the cheap one) #bc it has a built in alarm tone that you fucking CANT CHANGE........LIKE LITERALLY YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT #the only way to disable it was to rip into the whole fucking thing and solder off the soundboard from the video i watched and like....no<3 #always read the reviews folks #and sort by most recent #sucked bc like the light feature was absolutely incredible and smooth but that alarm tone made me homicidal #the whole point of a sunrise alarm was to be soothing and the tone was anything but soothing #only slightly better than those old alarm clocks from like the 70s or 80s that was brown with the red numbers and just the worst sound ever #talking tag

[soggybottomboysvevo]

fellow visibly genderweird people, have you ever had an interaction that you weren’t sure was hostile or not in public and just had to carry on without knowing if you were in danger or not

#i was walking in a park near my apartment a couple months ago and i cant shake this weird ass non-interaction i had with this woman #like i was walking around a corner and she approached the walking track pretty close to me but didnt say anything (? i had earbuds in) #and then proceeded to follow me down the track for like three minutes until she finally fucked off #i still dont really know what motivated it or if she was even after me specifically but it still freaks me out a little bit #i was also wearing my 'wouldst thou like to live deliciously' black philip shirt so i do wonder if she was doing qanon satanic cabal #investigation on her local queers