#fuck you chris

[pinchcinnamon]

okay, so no one wants to talk about the fact that chris, whom ryan perceived as a father figure, constantly defended, trusted him and almost idolized, ranked ryan himself among a bunch of "damn kids" and actually dgaf about ryan? nobody? well, okay

even the creators cut out a sad and important scene where ryan, almost in tears, asks chris how he could deceive him, and even after such a betrayal and when chris was a fucking WEREWOLF, ryan hoped chris wouldn't hurt him......💔

#ryan i'm so sorry #WHY no one cares about ryan's feelings #ryan erzahler #the quarry ryan #the quarry #chris hackett #fuck you chris #just let my cry and hug ryan

[bakedbakermom]

there are many. Many. MANY. things for which i will never forgive chris carter. items 1-734 on that list are scully giving up william.

#fuck you chris #it's not canon To Me #txf #txf s9 #AND IT DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING WORK DID IT #HE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF WITH MULDER AND SCULLY. #WHO ELSE COULD RAISE A PSYCHIC ALIEN JESUS BABY PROPERLY!?!?

[effrvsnt107]

POV: Chris finds your tumblr account

Chris if you find this blog, I watch and invest heavily in Shakespeare rather than do your essays. Suck my lanyard with the picture of my cut off chin.

#fuck you chris #ask box #🍎

[lino-nyangi]

my entire feed is in shambles because one australian dude called christopher decided to post two (2) pictures

#rightfully so tho #i am also a victim #fuck you chris

[bunnywoman]

bringing up the doctor i have beef with in my class as a part of my antipsychiatry rant #madgirl

#FUCK you chris

[idontlikepans]

CHRIS FUCK YOU

#splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 world premiere #FUCK YOU CHRIS

[aikido-ne]

anyways. i hate liars. so so much

#fuck you chris #he's changed his name and profile a few times so its not like anyone could find and bother him from this #but i'm just. still not over this #i fucking hate him so much for lying to me

[a-sunset-outside-my-window]

Shout out to Chris from my group project for single handedly dismantling the stereotype that all Canadians are nice

#Fuck you chris #This project was fucking important #So would it kill you to be a bit less of an arse about what kind of pear tree we found and just get on with it

[superthirstparty]

i see we're all very normal about chris jericho being chris jericho again

#yes this is about the danny garcia thing #WE COULD HAVE HAD BCC DANNY #FUCK YOU CHRIS

[dax-vs-general-hospital]

this is so GODDAMN STUPID

#YOU JUST DUMPED YOUR SWEETHEART BOYFRIEND YESTERDAY #FUCKING YESTERDAY #AND NOW WE HAD TWO #TWO!!!!! #SEX SCENES WITH THEM #AND NOW JOSS IS BEING ALL WHINY ABOUT SONNY AGAIN #YOU HAVE NO LEG IN THIS RACE YOU UNFAITHFUL HYPOCRITICAL BITCH #BRITT WESTBOURNE DIED FOR YOU???!!!!! #FUCK YOU #FUCK YOU CHRIS #FUCK YOU DAN #FUCK YOU FRANK #I HATE THIS. #HATE! HATE!! HAAAAATE!!!!! #not tagging anything else because no one should see this

[madrewrites]

what in the otherworldly fuck happened y'all

#goncharov #martin scorsese #katya goncharov #sofia goncharov #goncharov 1973 #seriously i leave y'all alone for ONE second #and you go and make a whole movie without me #I genuinely got whiplash when I opened tumblr to find a dash full of whatever the fuck this is #i can't even be bothered catching up I'll just let y'all take this one #have fun and update me when goncharov is inevitably played by chris pratt

[redz0nez9]

Guys I can't do this anymore..

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #follow me #nick sturniolo #matt girl #nicolas sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo x reader #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo x you #sturniolo x reader #fanfic #like #smut smut fic #smut #smuty #smut smut smut #sturniolo fluff #matt smut #cars #drive to survive #hot as fuck #so fuckable

[lino-nyangi]

no wait i was yelling to my friend about this fucker wearing this outfit to a fucking FANSIGN and how my bitchass can't keep eye contact so i usually look around the person's face's vicinity, mostly down, BUT HERE IT'S BOOM TIDDIES. I FEEL SO ATTACKED AND MOSTLY CORNERED.

like imagine sitting across from him on a table?? HELP WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK????

and she was like he'd hit you with the "my eyes are up here you know" AND NOW I AM UNWELL.

#fuck you chris #for being so fucking attractive #stray kids #bang chan

[littlecrittereli]

Please please please, may I request a doodle of Martin taking care of a delirious/feverish Chris 🥺

(He asked nicely 234293847 times already, violence is the only solution)

#wild kratts #littlecrittereli #asks #chris kratt #martin kratt #wild kratts fanart #kratt brothers #I'd like to think Martin is someone who claims he's on his deathbed the second he sneezes #And Chris would literally BE on his deathbed before he even admits to feeling unwell #Martin is trying to be a good brother and is like go rest ill make you some tea #and Chris is like shut the fuck up #and this is the result

[crispycreambacon]

I think they had this conversation at least once. I think.

#I drew this last week let's go #(If I get the topic right I will explode delightfully and also be very concerned) #do not tag as ship #if you do that i will fucking end you #anyways would not be surprised if someone has done this with them before #obi the cat is there just because i wanted to draw him #lightly incomprehensible shitposting #top 5 beatdown #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher entertainment #watcher weekly #we are watcher #watcher fanart #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #chris p fried art #shitpost #chris p fried doo doo

[nonranghaes]

warnings: spider mentions bc writer is terrified and needs to write comfort. this is idol au, btw. (also readers in a polyamorous relationship with both chris and felix, just a heads up)

chris jolts awake when he feels you tugging at his sleeve, barely opening his eyes by the time you speak up.

“christheresahugespidercanyoupleasegogetridofit--”

it’s... a lot. it’s clear that you’re terrified (although his brain hasn’t deciphered what you said yet), and he sits up, reaching out to pull you in. on the other side of the bed, he can feel felix stir from his own slumber--and he hears him stifle a yawn. chris just focuses on you, though, “honey--”

you sniffle, fingers dinging into his arm as you hold him by the forearms, “please go get it before it moves--”

he doesn’t even have to decipher what you said anymore. he knows only one thing gets you this scared, and he gently pulls you in further until you’re actually sitting on the bed. “it’s okay,” he says, “i’ll go catch it. don’t worry,” he presses a kiss onto the crown of your head, getting out of bed. “i won’t come back until it’s gone, okay?”

you nod frantically, and chris mumbles felix’s name to rouse him further. felix turns over, gaze meeting chris’s--although he quickly nods toward you, redirecting the attention--and he understands. he kicks off the blankets, crawling over to you as chris takes his leave as designated-spider-getter.

“it’s okay,” he murmurs softly, drawing you in for a hug. “chris will get it.”

your breath hitches, and felix can feel as you start to cry. it’s a frustrating fear to have--felix knows, as does chris, because you’ve cried to them before about how you wish you could just be normal about those eight-legged little things--and you know that they’re far more afraid of you than you are of them. or, well, that’s what everyone tells you. you haven’t seen a spider have a breakdown because of you, but what do you know?

he holds you, gently tracing hearts on your back as he lets you cry your fears out. felix’s lips press against your softly, just for a second, before he pulls you in again. he draws your face into his shoulder, gently talking you through it. when he finally draws back, once your cries have stifled, he begins searching around.

“where’s bbokari...?” he mumbles. when he and chris are away, the plushies they gave you take their place (... alongside the others, sometimes, but you don’t tell them about that since you’ll never live it down). he moves, patting around until he hears chris come back. “hey,” he calls out, voice raspy with sleep, “do you see bbokari?”

chris stops for a moment with a “hm?” but looks over to your dresser where the group was last assembled. he reaches for the little chick, tossing him over to felix. he returns to bed soon enough after felix moves out of the way, gently guiding you back to the middle of the bed by the arm. he’s pushed bbokari into your arms, and already snuggled in next to you as chris pulls the blankets back over you all.

“it’s okay,” chris presses a kiss against your shoulder. “it’s gone. i took it outside. we’ll protect you, baby.” there’s a teasing lift to his voice, but you know he genuinely means it. 

“mmhm,” felix sounds, planting a soft kiss against your lips. “we’ve got you,” he promises. “alright?”

you snuggle in, both of your boyfriends cuddling in to keep you as safe as they can. it takes you a while to get back to sleep... but it helps to have your silly saviors nearby, always happy to catch and release the spiders and soothe you with as many kisses as it takes.

#nonranghaes.skz #nonranghaes.thoughts #stray kids x reader #skz x reader #stray kids imagine #skz imagine #stray kids x you #skz x you #bang chan x you #bang chan x reader #felix x reader #felix x you #lee felix x reader #lee felix x you #chris bang x reader #chris bang x you #there was a fucking huge one in the bathroom and u can imagine my fear :))) #i almost cried :))) #i fucking wish i could just be Normal scared abt big things like that but my brain is like nope!! nope!!! panic!!! cry!!!! #tbh i nearly had a lil poly minsung fic. i might still idk #nonranghaes.poly