#fuckin bastard

[gfrxak]

why he lookin at me like that

i aint do shit to you

#fuckin bastard #smg4 smg3 #artists on tumblr #my art #smg4 #art #smg4fanart #drawing #smg4 fanart #supermarioglitchy3

[encrypted-cryptid]

Since I'm being so normal about him too, 48 Entity Monroe and Mercury? OR if you want 42 Spark and Massacre smile

it catches them off guard when he grabs their shoulder and spins them into his chest. mercury tries to push away, teeth grit in a growl but monroe drags them with him as he moves across the ice. they have no choice but to stumble after, what with his claws pressed to their back.

it clumsy, mercury's steps a half second behind and dragging in contrast to the entity's confidant and practiced ones, moving on a steady beat. at some point during one of the turns, they manage to get a hand free from his grip. they swing their axe, aiming for his neck but monroe spins them out just before they can make contact, ripping the axe away from them moments later. he laughs.

"fuck you!" mercury spits, pulling away desperately. they're clearly upset at seeing monroe's face wear his expressions so wrong and his smile grows wider.

"oh, don't be such a killjoy. aren't you enjoying the moment? he always wanted to dance with you, y'know." pulling them close to his chest again, the entity peers down at them almost fondly. mercury glares right back, livid.

he turns them a couple more times, fighting the whole time against the way they try to ruin his rhythm; then the entity dips them low and rips out their throat.

#went with 48 smile #entity monroe my beloved #fuckin bastard #art of survival #mercury #my art

[captainpirateface]

I repeat this mantra to myself daily...

#captainpirateface #bipolardepression #chemicalimbalance #wtf #seth gecko #the gecko brothers #from dusk till dawn #vampires #quentin tarantino #robert rodriguez #bastard #fuckin bastard #fucking bastard

[rythyme]

dev patel really said "i support trans ppls rights....... trans ppls rights to kill bigots with guns and metal pipes and chairs and cool knives'' anyway watch monkey man

#dev patel #monkey man #fuckin stellar movie a+ would recommend #dev patel is not trans but almost every other member of his murder crew is #they kill those bastards John Wick style #monkey man (2024) #theo.txt

[lonelysa1lor]

"I'M GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE SET IN MY TOYBOX!"

#I cant wait to see Tinky interact with Pete. its gonna be fuckin hilarious #ted spankoffski #npmd #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #spankoffski bros #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #tnoy karaxis #tinky #The bastard of time and space with his silliest little guys

[linddzz]

officially the best line in The Odyssey

#original lovable bastard man #the odyssey #ancient greek #tagamemnon #'trust me bro' said the fuckin liar

[forestshadow-wolf]

Soap and ghost share food all the time

And by share I mean soap always offers some of whatever he's planning to eat to ghost (because that's how he grew up showing love in his family). And every time, without fail, ghost takes the world's biggest bite, and devours anywhere from 50%-78% of it in one fell swoop.

#ghost is so smug about it too #acts all oblivious and shit when soap le gasps in mock offense at him #“wot? wot's up?” *as he's actively still chewing* #“ye big fuckin' fat bastard ye are. stealin' half mah fuckin' sub in one bite” #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #el rambles

[wynnibee]

let's get this fuckin au going hell yeah. welcome to my photophobia au i plan to ramble about it later (i have MANY thoughts) but the basic run down is that sun and moon have a crippling fear of the dark and the light respectively. chaos and screaming ensues.

individuals under the cut and also a close up on their pretty faces

#fnaf sb #fnaf sb au #photophobia au #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf dca #my art #these two were an absolute nightmare to color #sun specifically was a fucking bastard #but yeah the run down is so simple but like theres so much more to it #trust me #lets fuckin GO

[maxbegone]

#bitch you just did

#rwrb #rwrb spoilers #red white royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince #rwrbedit #firstprinceedit #userstream #swearphil #lookpetal #userdaniel #dailylgbtq #userstede #userlourdes #usernuria #dailyfilmtvgifs #* #my edit #smug fuckin' bastards!!!

[koolaidashley]

I’ve been holding myself back but I have ALOT of blind jokes for this bitch

#tmnt #tmnt 04 #04 raph #04 mikey #04 leo #poor leo #blind bastard…. #not s clue in the fuckin world #in slightly relayed news bro #Leo is 15 now not 16 #revoking his twin status oops #Donnie is still the oldest

[makabray]

remember, it's only as violent as you are! (bonus process gif under the cut)

#postal #postal 2 #postal dude #running with scissors #my art 2024 #maka draws #oh look first finished piece of the year that's cool #this took me way too fuckin long LMAO #anyways hope you guys like this bastard cause i've got more where that came from >:) #blood

[introspectivememories]

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

#batfamily member: get your dog bitch #bear barely holding tim back smiling: he don't bite #them looking at tim growling and snarling and trying to bite them: YES HE FUCKIN DO!!!! #i think the idea of tim being more affected by bear's trauma than bear is insanely funny #bear talking about his trauma: yeah i was in a school shooting and then i got sucked into a pain cult but hey! you live and learn right? #tim punching the ground crying screaming: hasn't he been through /enough/?! #one of the cult leaders gets out on parole and red robin shows up at their house to beat them up #tim's bear's attack dog. his pokemon if you will #bad social scenario? bear shouts 'i summon you tim drake!' and tim the sappy bastard that he is strikes a pose like theyre team rocket #that's a compleste lie btw. tim is the pokemon girlie. bear is the yugioh girlie. they get into arguments about this daily. #it does not help that dami and duke are on bear's side while jason and dick are on tim's #it becomes an all out war and bruce refuses to pick a side #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[soyboywenzie]

i think we as a fandom need to talk about the fact that the targtower children’s resentment and disdain for rhaenyra is not just the work of viserys lack of parenting but due to everyone else too.

it’s from otto doing everything in his power to stop rhaenyra from getting the throne so his blood can get it, not because he thinks aegon is or would be a good king, not because he thinks his grandson deserves it, but because his blood would take the throne, not rhaenyra’s, not daemon’s. HIS.

it’s from alicent’s every conversation on screen with aegon revolving around rhaenyra. how, in ep.6, his mother stops his session to tell him he needs to be better to his brother in public so we can be a united family against her, how if rhaenyra takes the throne, she’ll have no choice but to kill them to keep her throne, how in ep.8, alicent is mad at his continuous behaviors but only this mad because rhaenyra is about to be in town.

the talk before his coronation is explicitly about how much his father wanted rhaenyra on the throne, how he had twenty years to change it and never did. it’s about alicent telling him not to not be swayed by judgements to kill rhaenyra, how above all the terrible she’s done, she still his sister. yet no one has ever acted like she is.

it’s from aemond’s eye being taken out and it ending with his mother yelling at rhaenyra about duty and sacrifices, how she can do all and never get in trouble, how she does as she pleases and is happy, yet she, the queen, is dutiful and isn’t. aemond’s eye is used to get back at rhaenyra, his mother is mad that his eye is gone but it’s more because RHAENYRA’S sons took it then it being taken at all. how he has to soothe his mother even if he’s the one bleeding.

it’s from criston cole bullying and tormenting rhaenyra’s sons because they are rhaenyra’s sons. It’s about them being lesser because they came from her indecency, them being worse because they came from her. her sons being lower than them because of them being a direct connection to rhaenyra and him feeling mad about not being the one she choose.

the targtower children entire world revolved around rhaenyra. it wasn’t just viserys who preferred her, everyone did! rhaenyra’s stepmother would rather fight her than love them! their mother’s sworn sword would rather mess with her children as an act of vengeance than genuinely be interested in them, their grandfather’s every political move was to stop her husband from being near power. love or hate, those children never had a chance to see rhaenyra on their own before or after Driftmark.

their father, her father, loved her more. their mother, her stepmother, hated her more than she cared for them. their grandfather, who has no connection to her, would rather deal with politics through them against her than for them. their mother’s sworn sword, who was rhaenyra’s sworn sword first, hates her more than he likes them.

these kids, again, never stood a damn chance!!

#house of the dragon #hotd #rhaenyra targaryen #my original work #alicent hightower #otto hightower #criston cole #viserys i targaryen #this family did more damage to rhaenyra’s name more than she did! #‘her bastard…’ that no one cared about but them #‘her husband…’ that they hated more than anyone else in the realm #team black #asoiaf #it started with viserys but it didn’t end with him #they hate her because everyone around them is obsessed with her #with her children. with her husband. with her honor #with her vagina. with her associates. with her maidenhood. #everyone is obsessed with her yet can’t even bat an eye for them #the dance isn’t just viserys fucking up #it’s everyone being fuckin obsessed with her that those obsession negatively impacted the next generation #anti team green #anti alicent hightower #anti otto hightower #anti criston cole

[dragonanon]

Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.

Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)” And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.

#yes this interaction did happen #the aftermath: he just cackled and said ‘ya got me there love. now comere’ and lemme take ya up on that offer~’ #internally tho he was like ‘i must be the luckiest bastard in hell; fuckin love this bitch’ #you and mammon regularly tease and roast eachother #not only is it entertaining to him but it’s also hot af that you can take his shit and throw it right back at him and then some #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #mammon #helluva boss mammon #hazbin hotel mammon #mammon x reader

[trustworthycinnamon]

Howdy Ultimate Dirk nation how are we doing today I'm sorry for my evil crimes (or am I)

#homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #dirk strider #ultimate dirk #ult dirk #homestuck 2 #hsbc #epic galleria #i dont like adding so many technical tags but if i dont organize myself i'll fucking explode and die and go Ult #one might call this yassifying. i simple call it having a Big Brain and Seeing the Truth #that screenshot is from an upload of Beatup btw. mf has like 3 fucking theme songs. lets beat him up #i was forced to draw fuckin hands. worst moment in my life. this was my own form of torture #you can see where i started to give up and go Fuck it We ball. tf is this bastard hunk wearing #what it is wrong with him. it is so attractive #i want him so bad i feel sick. i think i hauve covid. joder que bueno está el condenao me lo cargo a besos dame una noche con él #hey why dont you fuck with My narrative handsome. leans against wall with a rose on my mouth #i dont even read h:bc btw but the slay energy that panel had provoked some energy inside me in me to activate

[frnkiebby]

i fucking hate (love) them~🎃

#this fucking bastard #wearing a metal fuckin band tee #and a mr roger’s red ass cardigan #SIR #i need help he’s so cute #and fuckin anthony #look at him he’s so prettyanditsnotfairandilovehim #franthony friday #anthony green #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ls dunes