#fuckin damn

[kait16xo]

Dance moms OG 7 reunion, Dave Escamilia (unarguably the backbone of cte) dropping new music, motionless in white makeup dropped…

I am not okay 😀

#dance moms #dave escamilla #crown the empire #motionless in white #if one more fandom announces something today I will lose it #and stranger things day hasnt even happened #fuckin damn

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

#i didnt like lettuce as a kid #but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce #im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar

[six-of-cringe]

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

#hysterics every time i see it. like all up in his fuckin business got damn!!!! #quite literally he did not understand the assignment. he wasn't messing around either #not soc #fish #close fish

[crybaby-bkg]

“I thought I was supposed to be the one worshipping you today,” you say in a gasp, eyes fluttering close as you grip the sink counter tight in front of you. Bakugou only huffs a little laugh, his nails digging into the fat of your ass before he taps his palm against the flesh hard, eliciting a little hiccup from you.

“‘S my birthday, so what I say goes.” he tells you muffled, the vibration of his words making your knees quake. he has to hold you up, but he doesn’t care, finds the weight of you pressing back into him something he can get drunk off of.

he woke up nearly right after you did, trying to squeeze you close to him in bed but you scrambled out of his hold, promising to make him breakfast instead. you hadn’t expected him to follow you, to press you against the sink, to nip at your neck and kiss his way down to where your underwear rested on your hips. hadn’t expected him to drop to his knees, to worship, to kiss, to taste you. hadn’t expected him to lick you so sweetly with such a rough tongue through the fabric, for your arousal to bleed through onto his waiting tongue.

“Better than breakfast,” he mutters against you, thick fingers spreading you wide to get a good look at your winking hole, how it drools down the inside of your legs. he spits on it, diving back in to follow the trail, his lips puckering as if kissing you in such an intimate way, you think your vision goes black for a moment.

“Make me cum,” you whimper to him, his lapping pushing you up onto your toes, your hips digging into the sink counter. you reach a hand back to hold his face still with a grip on ash blond locks, grinding yourself against him until his face becomes sticky, but he grins all the while. rolls his tongue from his mouth, lets you use him because there’s no better present than being able to please you.

it comes out as a gush, your pleasure. sprays all over his mouth and chin and neck, your cries stuttered and high, your eyes clenched shut, your entire body shaking from the stimulation that overtakes you.

“Even better than birthday breakfast.” Bakugou grins, nose slightly scrunching at the tug to his hair when he slurps at your hole that still drips for him, spitting back the contents once more. he doesn’t catch it this time, just watches the thickness of his spit mingle with your pearlescent stained cum, thumbing open your cheeks to watch your hole clench and unclench from the scrutiny, the wetness slipping down your thighs.

he kisses you once more, a smacking sound, humiliating, before letting your cheeks go. not without another smack on the roundness of them, nipping at the red and warmed mark of his palm that he branded on you just moments before.

“A lot fucking better.” he tacks on once more about the stupid breakfast. you glare at him over your shoulder, even though he’s the one who’s keeping you held up right now with his firm grip around your still twitching hips.

“You’re gonna stop shading my cooking, asshole.” you bite at him, unable to hold back a shudder when you catch his devious grin, the bottom half of his face and neck still wet from your squirting.

“You caught that?” he asks with an innocent cock of his head, pressing another innocuous kiss to your warmed flesh. you tug at his hair a little harder this time, knowing it’s something that the birthday boy loves, especially by the way he’s damn near leaked through his white boxers.

“Shit head.” you mumble, but he only grins wider, his eyes flickering with the promise of devouring you whole today. just as a little birthday treat, he supposes.

#my first idea was from December of last year and it ended up being something #I’ve already wrote before lmfaooooo I was so mad #I was like damn. this concept feels very familiar #I WONDER FUCKIN WHY???? #anyway this has also been in my drafts since like November lol #idk why the concept of him spitting on and then slurping it right back up is so hot to me #but I lob him #anyway happy bday king you’ve changed the trajectory of my life 🙏🏼 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[realbeefman]

i put on both my yaoi and my incest goggles before i consume any piece of media and this is why my textual analysis will always be more enlightened and factually correct than

#currently pretending to deliberate between watching bates motel and supernatural knowing DAMN WELL #im about to put on family guy #which also is an insane show for incest btw. like if u really watch it its kind of crazy that they aired this #like why is stewie the baby fuckin the family dog!?!? #why is chris always hitting on meg!?!? #seth mcfarlane i need to have so many words with you #supernatural #bates motel #the vampire diaries #as i lay dying

[thewhizzyhead]

WAIT I WANNA BRING UP ANOTHER THING ABOUT HOW BULLYING IS ADDRESSED IN NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE. one thing I really liked about how Max is shown as a bully is his talk with Pete at the Pasqualli's parking lot. When Pete tries to stand up to Max, Max pushes him down and emphasizes that Pete isn't a loser because of his own qualities - rather, Pete is a loser because Max simply said so.

Of course we can attribute this to Max's god complex but I think that this point in particular is less than often really brought up in teen-centered media featuring bullying: that bullying exists not because of nerdy behavior or whatever the fuck, but because bullies will it into being. And to have a BULLY of all people say that out loud - to have the main villain point out the root of their behavior without showing any kind of shame whatsoever - showcases just how much of a menace Max is.

#like max is really fuckin self aware throughout the show #he knows he's the biggest prick alive and he revels in his jackassery #to the point of pointing out the core problem of bullying itself: people are bullied because people are bullies. simple as that #like its a good message to hammer down in the bullying problem of the show while also showing how far gone Max is with his delusion of power #so um yea #oki at this point it's kinda obvious that my favorite character in the show is max jagerman like writing wise #dude's portrayed as an irredeemable literal monster and the show doesnt shy away from the fact that the dude isnt getting any redemption arc #and yet there are nuances to him being overzealous with his power both in life and in the afterlife #SO YEA STARKID DID A GREAT JOB IN WRITING MAX LIKE DAMN #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers

[85-rend]

those couches look really comfy

#lethal company #jester lethal company #masked lethal company #coil head lethal company #bracken lethal company #nutcracker lethal company #ghost girl lethal company #mask get ur god damn shoes off the couch. rude as hell coil cant fuckin sit down bc ur fuckin leg is there #zombugz art

[ladyshinga]

the reason conservatives in the US (and the UK lbr) are so fucking scary rn is because they’ve seen the polls and surveys and votes, they KNOW they’re severely outnumbered by people with some damn sense. so they’re using their already-secured power to utterly light everything on fire to punish civilians for disagreeing with their view of the world. all the anti-voting legislature, all the anti-trans laws, all the panic about “CRT” in schools... they’re cornered panicky animals. It makes them dangerous and we need to handle them, yes. But it’s also good to remember they’re all scared little pieces of shit.

#they also just spent three years telling their voting base to drink bleach instead of taks a simple proven vaccine or wear a damn mask #a lot of their voters are fuckin dead now

[five-of-cr]

#yeah i spent hours creating crow memes instead of getting out of bed all day #what of it? #also more to come i made soooo many #some of them started getting sad too like damn these guys have so much trauma #sorry for the shitty quality #i cannot figure out how to make it better resolution and it's driving me up a fuckin wall #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #the crows #incorrect six of crows #incorrect crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #wesper #helnik #kanej #save shadow and bone

[toastybugguy]

had an assignment based on Gatsby where we have to pick a quote we feel has the most emotional weight and make a drawing or collage to reflect it and sadly it is now the most gorgeous piece of art I’ve made in 10,000 years. shoutout to them 1920s queers❓❓

#if you’re wondering no I did not have to put NEARLY this much effort in #fitzgerald you don’t deserve my blood sweat and tears #seriously though i’m gonna toot my own horn so hard this looks fuckin SLANGIN #made too much work for myself but DAMN. DAMN!! THAT THANG (hand) BE DRAWIN!!! #anyway. gay people real ? crazy #gatsby #the great gatsby #jay gatsby #nick carraway #natsby #nick x gatsby #f scott fitzgerald #is the leyendecker + mucha influence quite obvious #fanart #toastytag

[spicyraeman]

I know I say a lot of my art gets out of hand but I'm dead fucking serious this time

#my wips #nsft #i started rendering her face before i even finished the linework #dunno what fuckin possessed me #but now i gotta render the whole damn thing

[buwheal]

Unexpected but fair.

How long were we disconnected?

#uhmm if it looks weird or ugly thats a you issue. Sorry not sorry im trying not to burn out by doing overcomplicated animation every time!!! #teehee #hes a pain in the ass dude gooooodddddd this took longer than i'd hope itd take... #but the background looks pretty fuckin cool i think it was worth it #theres so much to do in this environment #also lmfao i had to change the palette bc of damn color theory. so. he may be sickly green. maybe. #hngrfthhhhh its done thank god now we can move on #i have an 11 day deadline to get where i need to be LETS GO LETS GO #he doesn’t usually keep track of time btw :-) #[you've got mail!] #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #uhhh if he looks weird blame.. uhm.. blame him because his ass was believe it or not TOO TALL for the canvas #youre telling me this short little shithead was too tall??? #fgrtrggffghhhhhh

[green-alien-turdz]

I live! Of course if imma lose to anyone it's gonna be my mf self. Just wanted tosay thank you to all the mfs who sent in nice shit to my inbox. You guys are always so sweet for no reason. I should hopefully be back n postin again soon!

#alsp got 150+ shit in my inbox #gonna do a take 7 on kms bcuz hot fuckin DAMN

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

everyone gaze upon them

#theyre so cute <3 #i guarantee that in less than an hour they Will be duking it out #i got the sweetest fuckin cats ever ngl #i wake up with one peacefully on my legs and the other's spine compressing my windpipe <3 #i have to forcibly remove them if i wanna get up in the morning <3 #little guys... little beasts in my house... #i go into a new room. i am Followed by tiny creatures that just want to vibe near me #i am Complete #photos from the bog #cats of tumblr #Excuse The Me-Shaped Shadow #i love having animals in the house. just. damn. there's a fuckin Beast in here and we get along #TWO BEASTS!!! #and they get along too!!!! we're all buddies its great! #cats my beloved <3

[barry-j-blupjeans]

woke up this morning with a strong vision of a taz balance au that is literally the same as canon but the umbrastaff is instead this umbrella hat

i could not decide if this would take the place of taako's wizard hat or if he'd put the wizard hat over/under it. both options are hilarious

Image description: an umbrella-shaped hat with green, blue, red, and yellow segments, attached to a black headband that rests atop a mannequin's head. End description.

#taz #taz balance #edward just gettin fuckin' SUCKED into taako's hat #incredible #i am speaking #i know. i know what happened to the jean umbrella post but #this idea is too good not to share for the risk of ruining my notes again lsdkfksdf #damn i thought i posted this this morning but apparently i put it in drafts. rip. here it is now lskdfsd #image id by anistarrose #thank u !!

[brainrotcharacters]

Sanji really took one look at Zoro and said "oh OH I'm going to annoy this particular one so much 🤩"

#Little Shit Sanji #black leg sanji #zosan #sanji x zoro #one piece live action #one piece #sanji #zoro #and Zoro fuckin claps back every damn time