#gay people are funny

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

the whole having to make a disclaimer when you make a joke about like. white people. or allocishets. or just oppressor groups in general is so messed up bc like. i would LOVE a disclaimer before every sitcom episode my family watches (help) like just. jennifer aniston at the beginning of friends like

"hi! this episode contains 3 instances of 'jokes' made targeting the queer community with an intent to capitalize on harmful stereotypes (instituted by the oppressor class with a goal of otherization and degradation) for a ridiculing and unnerving effect! thus delegitimizing queer voices and identities in the mainstream and contributing to subconscious biases and ostracization of minority groups by viewers at home in the favor of "edgy" comedy!! plus a bonus of wlw sexualization at the end :) that's all, enjoy <3"

like ARE YOU KIDDING!?!??! then i wouldnt have to sit there the whole fucking 45 minutes on the edge of my seat waiting for the fucking jumpscare of queerphobia. like, i know its coming at some point every 2-3 episodes but i would like to have some preparation??? like slap a warning label on that thing frfr (*smack* "this baby can fit so much transphobia disguised as light-hearted humor!")

but nOoOOOoO we're the sensitive ones having to sit through EVERY MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHOW ON THE PLANET just WAITING for That One (1+) Gay Joke and knowing you cANT make a big deal about it because its "JUST a JOKE" and we DO. IVE LITERALLY CONSUMED STRAIGHT MEDIA THAT MAKES GAY JOKES FOR 17 YEARS. ALL THE WAY BACK TO FUCKING DISNEY VILLAINS. AND IVE LET U HAVE YOUR FREAKING JOKES BC IM NOT IN A SAFE SPACE TO ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING

and yet anytime someone dares make a SINGULAR joke generalizing white or straight or allo or whatever people EVERYONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT like i know karen its not ALL. STRAIGHT. PEOPLE. can i make a sINGULAR joke based on my personal experience and perception of a shared "straight" culture and norms that often benefit the oppressor class and make my everyday life difficult JUST ONE JOKE. JUST ONE. THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK. JUST LIKE EVERY FUCKING GAY JOKE IN A SEINFIELD EPISODE EVER WASNT A "PERSONAL ATTACK" RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

stfu. we're tired. you're literally lucky we aren't less depressed or sleep-deprived or you'd be bkjldsjfljfs

#sorry yall i just ABJDKLJVASKLDJF at my LIMIT I SWEAR TO GOD #also side note dont you love those jokes that are like 'that's a trans/gender nc person...... (thats funny!)' #and ur just sitting there like. am i. naturally hilarious??? a bORN COMEDIAN!??! #anyways #LET US MAKE FUCKING COMEDY OUT OF OUR TRAUMA #TRAUMA THAT LITERALLY CAME FROM YOUR 'COMEDY' #i say 'comedy' bc its NOT FUNNy. #GAY PEOPLE ARE FUNNY #POINTING OUT A QUEER PERSON EXISTS IS. NOT FUNNY??? THERES NO CREATIVE THOUGHT???? #ITS LITERALLY JUST LIKE 'hey! here's someone different from my norm and i perceive that as weird because im uncultured and uneducated and #trained to perceive anything outside the norm as dangerous and/or lesser than myself' #EVEN THOUGH I WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS I HATE MY WIFE AND DRINK BUD LIGHT AND MAKE MY SON WEAR 'LADIES MAN' SHIRTS AND HIT ON 14 YR OLDS #AND NO ONE THINKS THATS WEIRD #like. maybe u need to workshop that one a little bit. idk. just a personal opinion #/j they need to workshop everything about their everything #like maybe splash a little respecting women juice on ur face while ur at it #actually a little respective everyone juice #get ur shit together #like gay people may not have their shit together but STRAIGHT PEOPLE DONT EITHER #ITS JUST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR THEM??? TO BEHAVE LIKE THAT???? #LIKE I DONT NEED TO KNOW UR 'TRYING FOR A BABY' STFU AND GO HOME TO UR LITTLE GENDERED HOUSE U WEIRDO #anways #thats enough tags #sorry yall skldfjklsjfskldkfjdkl #the straights are not okay #the allocishets are not okay #nO ONE IS OKAY #and its okay to not be okay but NOT IN THAT WAY U ABSOLUTE WACKOS #lgbtqia #kiri’s ramblings

[edgydadster]

In GSA this lady made us do black out poems and... dear god how did one turn into a wholeass vent LMAO

#theeggspeaks #my other one was edgy asf but this one just HIT #one of the lines were SHE WAS BOUNCING MY BALLS smth like that i forgot the quote #i took a pic of it 'cause it was that great #and the girl across from me had to do it on a ford f1-50 ad... #i kept teasing her in the voice it was fun #also the one quote we said it over and over #gay people are funny

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[possiblyawesometmblr]

i'm allowing myself exactly one (1) moment of pure delusion:

jon martin jonah. thanks for your time.

#i know for a fact that this is DEFINITELY a bait #there's no way that's what it stands for #but in case a miracle happens and this is RIGHT #know that i saw it the second i heard it #also if it's true that's so fucking funny #poor freddie's over here like hey the gay people stuck in my system are having problems #can you do something about that colin #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol

[elixyzlio]

When I show up to the biggest Hannigram shipper competition but Mads Mikkelsen is already there:

#hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #so silly #i love this show #thinking about the one clip where Hugh says its a platontic love and Mads gives him a LOOK #feeling silly #i wish gay people were real #im so original #and funny

[allastoredeer]

Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?

I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.

And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).

Alastor canonically died in 1933.

Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?

From 1920-1933.

ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?

The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.

I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.

#guys i just #its so funny #can you imagine Alastor gets the news #everything is awesome #the next day he's planning to go out drinking and have a good time #but first he needs to get rid of this body #it shouldn't take too long #just a few hours #and THEN this motherfucking hunter decides to ignore hunting laws and mistakes him for a deer #when he wakes up he's in Hell #I can just imagine the realization setting in #he's SO bitter and angry about it #he was about to get shit-faced and have a fun time at a party #and now he's suffering eternal punishment #he couldn't even get a proper drink first #it was just a fun tidit #ALSO #the gay community in New Orleans at the time is so fascinating #they literally entire communities and neighborhoods #and a lot of it was from mixed race people #and we know Alastor is mixed race #AH I have so so many thoughts #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon

[civetside]

the doodles i doodled while i listened to the nona audio book babay! (plus my favorite pyrrha dve quotes)

#tlt #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #camilla hect #pyrrha dve #tlt shitposting #gideon the ninth #lot of people were asking me for a comic with pash in it but tbh i couldnt really think of anything LMAO SORRY #i mean i could probably come up with somethin but i just dont have a good idea of her character #i mean the fandom makes her very funny but in the book she doesnt have much screen time #do you still call it screen time if its a book probably not right #also sorry all my favorite pyrrha quotes are basically just her calling cam a gay ass #also also im working on griddlehark farmer doodles so ill probably get those done next

[ihyeokzu]

johnshi ft kung lao thirdwheeling (aka story mode in a nutshell) ignore any anatomy imperfections i did this when i was sleepy

#someone has probably already done this #i love gay people #i just think the concept of kung lao 3rd wheeling is funny #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 fanart #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kung lao #johnshi #mk1 #mk1 meme

[linusbenjamin]

Hannibal 3.12 — The Number of the Beast Is 666

#hannibal #hannibaledit #horroredit #tvedit #hannigram #hannibal gifs #will graham #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #nikolatexla #people see this and then say 'are they gay' BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK??? IS IT NOT CLEAR ENOUGH??? smh #last gif is so damn funny #this is an actual line btw

[boylikeanangel]

mean absolutely zero hate by this at all but talking to non book fans casually about certain details of the book is literally the funniest shit ever like yall are so sweet you dont know anything. yes aziraphale gets called a faggot in the book. by an eleven year old girl. and yes crowley revives the dove at the birthday party not aziraphale. and book fans got so mad about this change that they initially boycotted the show when it came out in 2019. dont worry I dont get it either. please continue to be confused about all this it makes my day every time I see someone in my tags be outraged they put homophobic slurs in a book written in 1989 <3

#yes we lived like this for three decades yes it fucking sucked. yes some people are extremely protective over how bad it sucked #again absolutely no hate i think you guys are so so funny. i wish i was as oblivious as you #oh to only know the version of this story where the angel and demon are actually gay and people dont draw aziraphale with blue eyes. sigh #good omens

[thealogie]

Andrew Scott when the 100th person tells him he’s the internet’s boyfriend: ok thanks 😐

Andrew Scott when a funny lesbian: haha yes girl I’m coming over with props to make all of your dreams come true. We’ll need hand sanitizer but I KNOW you got that in your purse 😂

#we need to surround him with funny gay people to really see him come alive. otherwise he’s in attack mode (rightfully so) #andrew scott

[foldingfittedsheets]

My betrothed and I were driving the other day and they said, “I do think it would be cool if you did a compilation of your comics for printing some day.”

“I guess… but it would be so much work to change their formatting for print instead of for scrolling.”

They heaved their eyes in a massive roll and said, “Yeah, I guess some people want to actually be published and then there’s you.”

#ramblues #funny #it really would be cool and I’ve had one or two people ask about physical copies before #but it would be a lot of logistics and adulting stuff rather than me sitting at my tablet making gays kiss each other

[cemeterything]

Homophobic bioterrorist. Someone should put you on a watchlist

yeah this post is definitely worth subjecting me to the violence of state surveillance over i agree someone get the FBI's top agents on this one right now

#this is not the only ask in my inbox i got about this either lmfao #i guess some of us missed the part where i said if i was a fictional character #which im sorry but thats really funny. why do you hate gay people james.

[tedlebred]

happy story about a couple of silly besties

#l lawliet #light yagami #lawlight #kinda????? #it's a screenshot redraw but every scene with them is gay #l death note #yagami light #death note #death note fanart #l lawliet fanart #light yagami fanart #lawlight fanart #ough I like how L's face turned out. I overdid light I think #clip studio paint #csp #Asher art #dn fanart #Also lmfao I’m a minor guys I’m a kid a child #Seeing people w stuff like “minors dni/ill block you if you’re a minor” in their bios is so funny to me/lh

[spitinsideme]

In addition to the kiss marks, when Pomni is in a love-drunk state after Ragatha smooches, multiple, tangible, balloon/bubble-like hearts manifest around her. Again, due to the cartoonish nature of the Digital Circus. These floating hearts will often annoy Jax and Zooble.

AMAIZNG TAKE. CANON. in whatever ragapom world im creating this is canon and happens all the time amaing idea .. jax will be the one mosr annoyed by this because hes bitchless

pomni is so in lkve shes just a silly girl

#tadc fanart #pomni fanart #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni #ragatha fanart #tadc #tadc ragatha #ragatha tadc #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha x pomni #ragatha #pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #ragapom #GAY PEOPLE ALERT !!!! #i think it woukd be really funny when she thinks about ragatha in this state #the think bubble is visible to everyone #because thats funny #shws going smmsmdmsmwjshshw ragataha .... #and the think bubble is there woth poctures of ragatha

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

People drawing like, sexy gay fanart of the "original tf2 team" as shown in the catch-up comic is unfathomably funny to me. Guys you know that Abraham Lincoln is Pyro, right. You know that "1800s heavymedic" is American folk hero John Henry and real life wacko doctor man Sigmund Freud? If people get the joke and continue with it that's hilarious and also iconic but also idk it feels like sometimes people aren't aware of the Sigmund Freud yaoi they're putting out into the world

#I'M a full supporter of sigmund freud yaoi btw u just need to do it with ur chest #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 comics #tf2 lore #i already kinda feel this way abt the sheer amount of sexy gay fanart of the tfc characters from people who Only know about tfc #through the lens of the tf2 comic. but also none of them are abraham lincoln it's not as funny #godspeed to all of you i just will never understand what you see in those men