#get off my ass please

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #lilith clawthorne #hooty #toh finale #watching and dreaming #captioned #WOW. WOOO OW. GOODNESS. MA'AM. QPR PLEASE??? PLEASE??? WOW #i both literally am her and i want to kiss her. Wow! #she is the ideal woman. her particularly early 20th century fashion sense. she's a big nerd. she appreciates history. she's aroace. she's a #bird lady who can fly. she has curly hair. Oh Jeez It Does Not Get Better Than That #sorry anyway i cant believe i won twice in a row with ladies (queen and lilith) who are specifically tailored to me and no one else /j #digital art #illustration #a small victory against my art block even though this took like 4 or 5 days to chip through. but i did it #there are some parts i feel a little clueless about so #critiques welcome #lilith please pick me up and fly my gay ass off into the sunset please im beg

[planetary]

#TAKE HIS ASS TO SEXYMAN JAIL sorry Please get thine hands off my crazy bitch #simon petrikov #winter king #fionna and cake #stills

[urmomincorperated]

if god is real (and not dead) then i must've gotten them with a deez nuts joke b4 i went down bc wtf

#ur literally obsessed leave me alone #get off my ass please #god fucking up my mom almost as hard as i fucked their MOM LAST NIGHT #OOOOOOOHHHHH #get owned god #if i did #im not sorry #bc that just means im a lot more funny then i already am

[redhhound]

ghost and soap, the meeting on the turret stairs

#redraw of the classic painting meeting on the turret stairs :) #i had this idea last night just before i fell asleep lmfao then had uni today so had to withstand the humiliation of #drawing cod guys in class.... #its ok its a bachelor of animation everyone has their own weird ass blorbos #including the tutor who talks about the phantom for 3 hours and then dunks on stan lee for the rest of the class #ghostsoap soapghost #soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #mw2 #ghost x soap #soap x ghost #come on man why are there so many tags #LOOK AT MY ART PLEASE PLEASE #redhhound art #gay people #THE ORIGINAL OF THIS PAINTING IS WATERCOLOUR??? OH IM GONNA OFF MYSELF #if this gets reposted on tiktok im gonna kill a 14 year old

[heartorbit]

i would advise against sneaking a bunch of silly billies into your castle

#project sekai #emu otori #nene kusanagi #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro #pjsk #proseka #prsk #polysho week 2023 #there that wasnt so bad #i hate taaaagging #Saki chortling her ass off btw. Do They Know #snailing towards drawing backgrounds properly... its helpful for my comms but im still so bad.... #My emu favoritism shines theough again in that its obvious i drew her first. Im sorry. kind of. #i dont have insane tags to put this time i have to get up for class in like 7 hours. i have a midterm. farewell.... #actually how could you put polysho week during my midterms. SICK. (ignored that i couldve used the time prompts r given in advance to draw) #ive always done this for fanweeks i try to draw on the day of like a sicko. INEED TO GONTOSLPEY #please stop following me if i check and i hit a milestone im going to feel bad. i dont look at it often enogub to cstch them when they happ #en. stop being niceys to me. #i was thinking of doing simple rqs or something... bc im grateful and it would be fun..... waugh.... #why didi stay up finishing this. my wrist hurts and im sleepy. Lord.

[apple8ees]

happy anniversary @comicaurora this comic is officially eligible to enter american and canadian public elementary school [kindergarten]

#comic aurora #aurora comic #aurora webcomic #aurora fanart #kendal fairblade #alinua aurora #erin ruunaser #tess ruunaser #falst aurora #dainix aurora #i did go out and find the funniest possible party hats from google images yes #PLEASE appreciate alinua's i saw it in the search and was like “oh my god. this is The perfect hat” #also the stupid radial blur on the background was something i did on impulse and it caused me to laugh my ass off so i kept it #anyways. enough rambling happy anniversary to the webcomic that is currently getting me through college from week to week :] #e.png #digital art #auroraversary

[another-kshit-blog]

So anyway, this might be the worst official manga Sebastian I've ever seen.

#“ikeman” my ass there is nothing cool about this only pure dorkery #mey rin simping for ronald makes my heart happy. forget about that trash demon and get with the lawnmower man #who keeps letting sebastian write lyrics. please stop. have mercy #i'm sorry to say tanaka and sebastian are just not pulling it off. surprisingly bard looks okay though #manga cap #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #ronald knox #tanaka #mey rin #finnian #bard #scooting around on your ass using demon powers is not cool. and lose the hooker boots #for some reason i have an aversion to sebastian's uncovered skin in particular. it just looks wrong on him. not butlerly at all #kuroshitsuji #black butler #grell sutcliff

[niko-jpeg]

He’s not a huge fan of the woods.

#Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic Forces #infinite the jackal #Niko.jpeg #please look at my babygirl <3 #I would not have been able to pull this piece off a year ago and I’m proud of myself #Anyway this was drawn with. A maybe au in mind. It’s super self indulgent and mostly just meant to be cute #Save for this guy. He’s still biting people and being an ass #He dies but he gets better <3 #I don’t think he would be a fan of the woods because he grew up in the wide open desert and doesn’t like howmany unfamiliar #Sounds and smells there are

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Hey so you know how Tails at the very least got to witness glimpses of what having family/friends was like when he was hiding outside and about the village? Like he sort of got the idea that people usually hung out together and hugged and high-fived and played and he longed for that so so much? yea well Nine most likely didn't even have that because everyone in New Yoke was isolated and miserable by default and any group he probably seen formed within his radius was only heading to torment him. so many forms of affection would just be new to him, It's just *cries*

#sonic prime #prime bros #His ass doesn't even have the blueprints for love and affection #He doesn't knowwww #Imagine him shooketh after a day of being irritated and miserable he just gets jumped by mangey into a hug #And at first he's like what the fuck get off me but than he's like oh #It's ficking 5am please let me sleep but nooo brain said Nine thinking hours #miles nine prower #nine the fox #miles tails prower #silly brainworms #''well he probably had parents bef-'' shush he doesn't rember that because he wouldve been a literal infant #who said his hypothetical parents were nice to hims anyway #do not fustrupt my angsty thoughts

[lizard-dumbass]

so The World Of Mr Plant is actually rly cool

Image ID: a digital illustration of Mr Plant from the web series The World Of Mr Plant. He is sitting on a white bed and is looking at the "camera". Behind him is an open doorway cloaked in pitch black darkness. The room is dimly lit and the lighting has a distinctly purpley blue color to it.

#lizard dumbass's art #the world of mr plant #ashur gharavi #mr plant #this random ass tiktok dreamcore horror series is now taking up space in my brain so i had to draw him #tbh this was more so an excuse to get myself to draw more because i rarely ever make a full proper completed illustration and its been #making me feel inadequate as an artist :') #anyway im fairly pleased with how this came out #i tried to capture the liminal dream-like vibe of the series #also i got this done in 1 day which is neat ig since i tend to draw very slowly and it can take days for me to just draw #a simple character render #its also during the process of this art that i realized that mr plant's current flower petals are different from the ones in the first ep #i think ashur might have replaced them after the babysitting episode where one of the flower babies tore a piece of a petal off #twomp #mr plant twomp

[upsidedowneye]

#dan heng x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #my polls #help I have ADHD I can’t make these decisions #And yes the SP!Reader is still in prison while DH is getting his found family :)))) #The dentist doesn’t know how this happened and doesn’t dare question it (they also really like his mouth 😏) #There is also the option of Dentist that Committed Crimes!Reader x Dan Heng (Not srs) #Dan heng just is whipped for people who (hopefully) know what they are doing regardless of what it is. #Please he needs a partner with a brain cell so that he can be a brainless **** and ****** ******** #DH: “Free them they did nothing wrong :(“ #Random Offical: “They literally killed 2 preceptors” #DH who inherited DF’s habits of 1) being nerd and 2) being attracted to people who could throw him on his ass in a verbal and actual spar #He prepares a debate for the laws he knows all the loopholes to (thank you past reincarnations) #But if all else fail the Express would break them out #^ Blade is being benched for the sake of the narrative. His version of ‘being able to beat his ass’ just turns DH off 😔😔

[ressioo]

Haha hurting peepaw time yet again

Man is going through it fr

Apart from that, im working on slug designs

Slowly, but hopefully faster than my attempts at iterator refs lmao. Certainly got more progress done in one day with these guys than i have with those humanoid fucks

#if you wanna see certain slug designs first #please do say so #makes me get off my ass and draw when i see people actually wanting something from me #and man i sure need the motivation #no significant harassment

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok & Janeway both strike me as people who insist they aren't rich* but then they bring up a summer house or something in casual conversation *note: I'm aware that Star Trek humans live in a post-scarcity world with no money but still. I can't help but see the truth and the truth is that Janeway's fridge had an ice dispenser.

#It's a very SMALL summer house #I love them <3 #Janeway especially is trying to stop Chakotay from eating her alive. She isn't RICH - she had to get a job. Her father ALWAYS #impressed the value of hard work onto her! (Where was the job?) It's not important. <- It was at a golf course and then interning at #some fancy lab because her dad was an admiral but he SWEARS he didn't pull any strings. Not her father! #Janeway gives off such big 'My father was a self made man!' vibes and I think he absolutely was but that meant she grew up a bit spoiled #and she doesn't want to admit it. Not EXORBITANTLY wealthy but still #Tuvok's 'I had a Vulcan master teach me kal-toh' ass....you had a vulcan MASTER teach you KAL-TOH??????? AT FIVE???? #What is there to TEACH???????? #I'm strangling him like bart simpson <3 #Vulcan Master: Hello (Tuvok's dad). I have conquered all emotions and have at my disposal knowledge which the common Vulcan could never- #Tuvok's Dad: Wonderful. Please teach my toddler Kal-Toh. #Vulcan Master:..................T he game Kal-Toh? / Tuvok's Dad: Yes. #star trek voyager #Kathryn Janeway #Tuvok #Janeway & Tuvok are the prince and princess of Voyager in that order

[prettyhighforawhiteguyblog]

I'm the wife in my marriage.

It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.

But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

And yet she chose me.

So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.

And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.

(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )

Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.

I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.

Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮‍💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣

I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.

So yeah I'm the wife.

And I got a pretty good life.

#and know you know the rest of the story #when i was s younger man i had a good paying job at a factory plant as a temp worker #i liked this job #and it was easy clean indoor temp controlled light labor with a jovial #kindly and generally loving crowd of people all just trying to earn a living in this shit economy #and care for each get along with each other #it was a really nice atmosphere. there was only a little manager taking advantage of a woman's situation to force a relationship. #but she was petty please about the whole arrangement because she was lonely and he was kind and likable and #good looking younger guy #and it made her job impossible to get the boot #even as it got easier to boot #anyways i worked my ass off and just tried to get along with the boss #and it paid great #We could have been poor and happy working jobs like that for life if i really had to got some reason #but anyways this bossman manager sees me sweeping my ass off a clean floor and instead of telling me to go lean on a post for a bit #tells me I'm doing a good job #and that I'll make a someone s fine wife someday #i wanted to slap that smug mother fucker up there head w my broom. But i was laughing to hard at that fuckers joke because i liked the guy. #and i liked my job #anyway #here i am being a good little wife #and I'm living the life of Reilly doing it #i don't know the etymology of that phrase is. only my Dad says it in my experience #it might be good own little creation. #you're welcome #And the mother fucker just let me keep sweeping my dumbass all over a clean floor! #Union strong

[taichouu]

I wanted to do some quick birthday art for my birthday twin ! I had a ton of fun doing this ... My KNY cowboy AU still thrives in my heart it seems !! Happy birthday to our Rengoku, he still brings me incredible amounts of joy.

#kyojuro rengoku #kny #kny rengoku #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #coffee break #uzui tengen #kny tengen #cowboy au #tais 1k twang #This wasnt for my event but im putting it in there to start it off #if you see mistakes NO YOU DONT i only had a few hours to do this OK !!! #HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BOY !!!! #god his ass is so fat. why did I DO THAT TO MYSELF UGHH let me hit it just ONCE kyo PLEASE #im literally so sorry tengen looks busted i just could not get him to look right for some reason. I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU ALL I PROMISE. #also technically hes not my bday twin but my bday is tomorrow so I just pretend we are bday twins bc i love him so much shhh

[all-thestories-aretrue]

There are many jokes floating around the shadowgast nation about the nature of Caleb and Essek's relationship (eggplants and winky faces abound), and most of them are good natured and perhaps true (eventually or at some point). I find most of them entertaining and sweet, but some of what I have stumbled across post-reunion have highlighted that it's only a joke up to a certain point to me.

Please keep in mind that everything in this post is my opinion and my opinion only. I'm not asking that anyone agree with me. This post is mainly for me because I felt like I needed to make it.

I have seen several comments/posts/tags in many different places talking about Essek and Caleb and that scene in the reunion, and describing it as horny or saying they can't keep their hands off each other or following up that conversation with sexual intimacy. I know a lot of these comments or conversations are not malicious or ill-intentioned, and I understand that people are excited for the first new content in nearly 2 years.

But, one thing I have appreciated about Critical Role is the variety of sexuality and genders represented, including various asexual and aromantic identities. Essek is confirmed by Matt on Twitter to be demi (romantic or sexual is unclear to me so it could be taken as either. If anyone has any other sources I would greatly appreciate them). As someone who identifies as aspec, I deeply appreciate the representation that Critical Role has given me.

The shadowgast scene in the reunion was not sexual to me. It's only been six months since the end of c2, which granted, I have not completed yet. As of this writing, I am in the middle of episode 133. Whatever is going on between Caleb and Essek is still very new, especially for two people who thought they would never have love. An aspect of being demi is that it takes time and closenes and a strong emotional bond for romantic and/or sexual feelings to develop. Six months, to me, feels like an incredibly short time for those feelings to take root for Essek even if he is on the path of developing them.

Seeing people make light of Essek's sexual attraction or feelings for Caleb or treat them as common place or casual, even innocuously, has made me feel as though this aspect of Essek really is ignored or forgotten about sometimes. Not by everyone nor, I would even doubt, the majority. Maybe not intentionally or maliciously or maybe it's a lack of understanding about demisexuality or aspec identities.

This is a feeling I have had for a while, and I mean this about nothing in particular but rather a sum of the parts I have encountered over the months.

In addition, I think Essek's sexuality can be overshadowed by how sexual Caleb can be/is. He makes comments throughout the entirety of the campaign that directly or indirectly reveal his sexuality, and that part is clearly important to him, even if he has not acted on it in a very long time.

I am not saying that Essek is NOT sexually attracted to Caleb or that their relationship does not involve sex at some point or at the time of that scene. I do think, at the very least, that Caleb and Essek would have a conversation about it as some point, and I find it likely it would turn sexual. At the very least, Caleb is attracted to Essek. Liam has confirmed that. I would guess those feelings are a combination of romantic, sexual, platonic, etc.

But I cannot imagine, and again this is my opinion, that feeling sexual attraction or acting on it for the perhaps first or second, maybe third time, is not a life-altering moment for him, let alone acting on it. From what see of his character, he's extrmely gaurded, extremely lonely, extremely shameful. Showing his emotions and attraction to Caleb, or to anyone really, is an extreme show of trust and vulnerability, and I don't think it should be taken lightly.

Treating it, at least in those early months, as though it is common or casual, something taken for granted, feels, to me, as though it undermines the importance and gravity of Essek's feelings, whatever they may be. Further, it undermines aspec identities, relegating them to sidelines if it is even acknowledged at all. I feel as though a lot of the jokes ignore Essek's demisexuality and how integral it is to how he builds relationships and interacts with people.

As someone who is aspec, I find it disheartening to see these sort of jokes and offhand comments being circulated about a character who is confirmed, canon aspec whose identity centers on deep bonds that take time to develop. Applying sexual under/overtones to scene where a small chaste kiss and an innocent pet name are shared feels like, in a way, a forced sexualization of a new, developing relationship that may never turn sexual.

There is such little aspec representation in media, and Critical Role does a fantastic job of showcasing a variety of aspec identities which is so, so rare. To turn around and have the fandom ignore or disregard these identities (intentional or not) that the cast and crew work hard to incorporate feels bad. It makes me feel as though I still have to fight for my identity to be seen and understood by people who, theoretically, support and want to understand and respect various identities, who claim to love Essek and Caleb and their relationship. It hurts.

I have spent a lot of time convincing myself that I and my sexuality belong in the queer community, that I deserve to have a voice, that I deserve to be respected and heard. With my feelings about Essek and his demisexuality, I didn't feel right standing by any longer and remaining silent when these portrayals were bothering me.

I am not asking anyone to change their opinions, to agree with me, to change the fic they write, the art they draw. The Critical Role fandom is beautiful and amazing and absolutely incredible. I have met so many kind, caring, wonderful people since joining. It's an experience unlike any other. But, I needed to make this post for me and anyone else who was feeling like me.

#critical role #shadowgast #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #mighty nein reunited #mighty nein #cr2 #oh boy am i inviting the disk horse by posting this??? #probably 😬😬😬 #but this is something that has been bothering me for a few months and the reunion just confirmed it #please be kind if you choose to interact #this is not meant to be mean or ill intentioned toward anyone #i just needed to get it off my chest #if one other person who feels similar sees this posting it will be worth it #i understand my own experiences heavily influence my opinions here #but really the cr fandom overall has been so welcome and wonderful and kind #its been amazing! #thank u for reading this long ass post if you make it to the end #oh boy i am nervous about posting this #which is exactly why i feel like i should post it