#god i could fix him. I could fix him

[wp100]

remember blizzconline

the warcraft art for it is... my lord. dying of thirst rn

#the art is so fookin cool #idk how i missed it... i just wasnt into it i guess ? #the artwork is fantastic... that bolvar art ugh i could stare at it all day #i wish i could paint digitlaly like that... i wonder how long it took for each piece #the HoTS piece is cool too... love that deathwing skin #ramblings #god i could fix him. I could fix him #id love to show the art but i feel weird even posting official game art so i wont #cos thats someones time and effort even if they dont really own it? idk how game art actually works in that respect #so its safer to juts Not Post it #i hate shadowlands but at least they made bolvar hot asf #and feral tyrande. that shit changed my psyche istg

[midnightsslut]

religion is one of the most prominent recurring themes on the album, and it has been present in some capacity for quite a few records now. taylor previously compared love to religion: her saving grace, her belief system, and a fated divine intervention (false god, cornelia street, and cruel summer are the best examples of this). ‘sacred new beginnings that became my religion’ and ‘we’d still worship this love even if it’s a false god’ are two of the defining statements about her philosophy on the lover album.

taylor doesn’t want to leave all of that behind on ttpd, at least not at the beginning. the first supernatural force she mentions is the spaceship on down bad, which she compares to a skylight of freedom in the epilogue. *something* has finally come to save her from her life of suffering. she doesn’t care if it’s a force of good at first; if anything, she’s just fine being taken away by aliens. she views this man as her destiny. it isn’t until guilty as sin? that taylor starts to ponder the moral implications of what she’s doing. is she guilty as sin for wanting to leave her previous religion and relationship behind? she comes to the conclusion that, even if she rolls the stone away and gets resurrected/redeemed, she cannot avoid the fallout. she is okay with the thought of having to wait, as long as both lovers vow to be together forever, just as she once did with someone else in false god. ‘I choose you and me religiously’ finishes the bridge of the song in a direct callback to cornelia street.

the next mention of religion has murkier imagery. she claims that she does not need the Lord’s help to save this man. she sees the halo that he has, and she can fix him herself. now that she feels free of her prior cage, she isn’t looking for divine intervention anymore. she wants control. she is their route to salvation.

when the relationship falls apart, she retreats back into the position of a believer rather than a divine figure. she compares him to a Holy Ghost who promised to save her and take her to heaven. instead, she is in hell in every sense of the word: she’s down bad and feels guilty for digging up the grave. he was a jehovah’s witness who promised that she could break free of the cage imposed by love without changing her religion altogether; she would’ve just had to switch denominations. she could still have a marriage and kids! she could still have a blue tortured poet! the man was different, but not the dreams they had together. the story of the first part of the album ends here. her faith has been broken, and she has only found any semblance of sanity by refusing to mention these belief systems altogether.

side b/the anthology blends the christian imagery of side a with goddesses, sorcerers, and prophecies. she bargains with these powers to let her have the future she wants (the prophecy). she doesn’t sound like someone believing in salvation. if anything, she feels cursed. she decides that the concept of divinely ordained timing will never work in certain relationships (‘the goddess of timing once found us beguiling / she said she was trying / peter, was she lying?’). this disdain extends onto her perception of other people’s faith (‘bet they never spared a prayer for my soul’). she does position herself as a prophet in cassandra, but even then, she admits that the role has hurt her. perhaps the pain in thank you aimee was meant to be, or perhaps she was just strong enough to build a legacy in spite of it, boulder by boulder. is she a martyr? does she want to be? or did she save herself?

the only real love song on this half of the album makes no mention of fate or any divine forces. it wasn’t meant to be. it’s not a supernatural invisible string or lightning in a bottle. she is just in love.

the album ends with the manuscript, which revisits an old story of a defining, formative heartbreak. as she sings ‘at last, she knew what the agony had been for’ while describing the legacy of her writing, she seems to revert to thinking about the purpose of trauma. the only exception is that, in this case, she is the one who found meaning in her pain by turning it into a manuscript. writing is her belief system now, and she proselytizes by telling her stories and thus giving up the manuscript.

ultimately, her belief in destiny has chewed her up and spat her out. she so desperately clung to her existing belief systems that she was fooled by a conman, which left her feeling cursed. religion is supposed to be with someone even in their darkest moments, but the album explains that taylor often felt abandoned. the only constant in her life was, well, herself. she’ll be okay, but her pen will be her saving grace.

#idk why I wrote this essay but it needed to be said #this could be taken further by actually unpacking each mention of religion on midnights and lover but i ain’t doing all that #the manuscript #cassandra #Cornelia street #false god #cruel summer #lover #the prophecy #the smallest man who ever lived #but daddy I love him #I can fix him #guilty as sin #ttpd #thank you Aimee #peter

[starch1ldz]

"I could fix him"

NO YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED FIXING!! He needs love :( so so so much love and care and someone to treat him tenderly like he's the only thing that matters in the world

#star child speaks #star child is very gay #for spencer reid #i could be that somebody #just saying #spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x you #dr spencer reid #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid x reader #im mentally unwell #matthew gray gubler #mgg #i love him your honor #hes just a little guy #and HE DOESNT NEED TO BE FIXED GOD DAMN IT

[butch-lionblaze]

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us - My Chemical Romance

(Closeups under cut. A split apart version of the ID is on both as well)

#my art #my wc art #ashfur #brindleface #Squirrelflight #Hollyleaf #hawkfrost #Brambleclaw #<- implied #Hawkash #<- again implied. except it’s the end of their whole thing #god I do love me some evil homosexuals. I think no one could fix him this was probably the best end for this sludge pit of a man #and even dead he couldn’t be stopped. freak (affectionate) #tw blood #this took 6 hours and I did it just on a whim #I hurt. but I am happy with it almost entirely #wc fanart #warrior cats art #wc fire scene #the fire scene wc

[luvrxbunny]

it is the most embarrassing, and humbling experience to search for smut for a certain character… only to find that no one else is horny for them.. like damn.. i’m weird, huh?

#hopefully this is relatable #omg how embarrassing would it be if this actually doesn’t happen to people 😭 #in this instance i’m talking about.. #sterling archer #😭 #IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM #DO NOT GOOGLE HIM #I FEAR JUDGEMENT #but yeah he’s so #and he has such obvious mommy issues like #i could fix you baby #i could make you feel better #like i swear to god #all he needs is some praise and a good fucking #BUT APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT #archer fx #archer tv show

[dirtytransmasc]

the chaipunk vs. "he has a girlfriend" debacle can be fixed by one simple thing (like almost every love triangle ever); a polycule.

even if Gayatri and Hobie stay platonic, you wanna tell me that man isn't gonna treat her like a goddamn goddess? you wanna tell me he's not gonna stop in her dimension just to spend time with each other? you wanna tell me he's not gonna gush with her over Pav? cause your dead wrong, and lord help me if they're not smiiten for each other to, the romance would be too much for me. like we've already sorta agreed as a fandom that hobie is the softie, so he's always gonna be going out of his way to be a gentleman to her, holding doors, throwing his jacket over puddles (like a dumbass), kissing her hand, all that mushy stuff.

Gayatri is gonna be so romanced up by those two she wouldn't know what to do with herself. let her have two perfect amazing sweet loving male wife puppy dog boyfriends ok? she's earned it.

#am I wrong though? #hobie is literally a sweet heart #your telling me gayatri doesn't deserve him and pav? #cause your wrong #dead wrong #she deserves the world #plus pav deserves her and hobie #and hobie deserves both of them as well #just let polycules fix your stupid overplayed love triangles/arguments #please for the love of god #its so worth it #why fight when you could have this #pavitr prabhakar #pavitr my beloved #hobie x pavitr #chaipunk #spider punk #hobie brown #hobie my beloved #gayatri singh #gayatri atsv #gayatri my beloved #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse

[user-name-h3re]

i'm posting these mediocre sketches before school kicks my ass again

#camp camp #camp camp fanart #cc preston #god im so pissed my computer never lasts long enoug for me to finish at least ONE drawing #and i dont even have time to go fix it because of exams #cc nikki #cc nurf #AAND i cant download episodes anymore so now i feel like a huge failure #cc gwen #save me cc episode 3 season 5 #cc neil #cc ered #my art #i think preston and nikki would bond over nikki's new found femininity #since they most likely didn't get along very well before because of their differences #nikki could teach him how to fight idk #this episode validated my trans ered headcanon and my camp counselor ered headcanon #tough being right all the time #i really like that ered and nurf are both trying to become better people #i know they wont treat nurf's quote on quote growth seriously but im so happy to see so much focus on ered #i genuinly never thought this would ever happen im over the moon #ered<3333

[skitskatdacat63]

Please take my low effort shitpost of our two Aston flopboys

Basically:

#credits to c for the 'ill bite you' #truly my magnum opus what can i say #idk i wanna draw something legit for the 'you threw me to the lions' quote #but like this idea haunted me LMAO #just because it is truly vettonso weekend *for me*(and all the other dedicated vettonso lovers) #im not too legitimately upset abt nando bcs im pretty happy for osc but like also his radios made me SADDDDDDD #this was the first time he really sounded legit upset and flustered :( #AND HE DIDNT GET THE KISS TROPHY UGHHHHHHH #so as c and i were talking about: seb is his kissy trophy 🥰 #god i really hope you dont mind all the vettonso posting this wknd dhjfkg its a lot of fun for me! #also i hate that i have the compulsion to listen to early 2010s hits whenever i draw vettonso LMAO #gets me into thr mood yknow #fernando should listen to firework by katy perry i think it could fix him #2023 japanese gp #vettonso #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #f1 fanart #catie.art.

[todayisafridaynight]

good morning

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 3 #yakuza series #yakuza 3 #minedai #yoshitaka mine #daigo dojima #snap sketches #'good morning' <posts at night. IDIOT #just a lil somethin some in between commission stuff #i just think mine could have been fixed if daigo gave him a lil kiss on screen #just a lil smooch even #with tongue #PLEASE i have to rb that comic i did of The BL Author Entered The Chat #god why am i so funny #ok bye im gonna uhhhhhh oh god when did it become 10PM #ugggGHHH what a week im gona throw up #it's thursday tomorrow we got this babes.. almost done. and then i have exams ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[falconfate]

Hello ranger’s apprentice fandom can we talk real quick about the stupidest thing Flanagan ever wrote

It’s about the bows. Yanno, the rangers’ Iconique™️ main weapon. That one. You know the one.

Flanagan. Flanagan why are your rangers using longbows.

“uh well recurve arrows drop faster” BUT DO THEY. FLANAGAN. DO THEY.

the answer is no they don’t. Compared to a MODERN, COMPOUND (aka cheating) bow, yes, but compared to a longbow? Y’know, what the rangers use in canon? Yeah no a recurve actually has a FLATTER trajectory. It drops LATER.

This from an article comparing the two:

“Both a longbow and a recurve bow, when equipped with the right arrow and broadhead combination, are capable of taking down big game animals. Afterall, hunters have been doing it for centuries with both types of bows.

However, generally speaking and all things equal, a recurve bow will offer more arrow speed, creating a flatter flight trajectory and retain more kinetic energy at impact.

The archers draw length, along with the weight of the arrow also affect speed and kinetic energy. However, the curved design of the limbs on a recurve adds to its output of force.”

It doesn’t actually mention ANY distance in range! And this is from a resource for bow hunting, which, presumably, WOULD CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING!

Okay so that’s just. That’s just the first thing.

The MAIN thing is that even accounting for “hur dur recurves drop faster” LONGBOWS ARE STILL THE STUPID OPTION.

Longbows, particularly and especially ENGLISH longbows, are—as their name suggests—very long. English longbows in particular are often as tall or taller than their wielder even while strung, but especially when unstrung. An unstrung longbow is a very long and expensive stick, one that will GLADLY entangle itself in nearby trees, other people’s clothes, and any doorway you’re passing through.

And yes, there are shorter longbows, but at that point if you’re shortening your longbow, just get a goddamn recurve. And Flanagan makes a point to compare his rangers’ bows to the Very Long English Longbow.

Oh, do you know how the Very Long English Longbow was mostly historically militarily used? BY ON-FOOT ARCHER UNITS. Do you know what they’re TERRIBLE for? MOUNTED ARCHERY.

Trust me. Go look up right now “mounted archery longbow.” You’ll find MAYBE one or two pictures of some guy on a horse struggling with a big stick; mostly you will actually see either mounted archers with RECURVES, or comparisons of Roman longbow archers to Mongolian horse archers (which are neat, can’t lie, I love comparing archery styles like that).

Anyway. Why are longbows terrible for mounted archery? Because they’re so damn long. Think about it: imagine you’re on a horse. You’re straddling a beast that can think for itself and moves at your command, but ultimately independently of you; if you’re both well-trained enough, you’re barely paying attention to your horse except to give it commands. And you have a bow in your hands. If your target is close enough to you that you know, from years of shooting experience, you will need to actually angle your bow down to hit it because of your equine height advantage, guess what? If you have a longbow, YOU CAN’T! YOUR HORSE IS IN THE WAY BECAUSE YOUR BOW IS TOO LONG! Worse, it’s probably going to get in the general area of your horse’s shoulder or legs, aka moving parts, which WILL injure your horse AND your bow and leave you fresh out of both a getaway vehicle and a ranged weapon. It’s stupid. Don’t do it.

A recurve, on the other hand, is short. It was literally made for horse archers. You have SO much range of motion with a recurve on horseback; and if you’re REALLY good, you know how to give yourself even more, with techniques like Jamarkee, a Turkish technique where you LITERALLY CAN AIM BACKWARDS.

For your viewing enjoyment, Serena Lynn of Texas demonstrating Jamarkee:

Yes, that’s real! This type of draw style is INCREDIBLY versatile: you can shoot backwards on horseback, straight down from a parapet or sally port without exposing yourself as a target, or from low to the ground to keep stealthy without banging your bow against the ground. And, while I’m sure you could attempt it with a longbow, I wouldn’t recommend it: a recurve’s smaller size makes it far more maneuverable up and over your head to actually get it into position for a Jamarkee shot.

A recurve just makes so much more SENSE. It’s not a baby bow! It’s not the longbow’s lesser cousin! It’s a COMPLETELY different instrument made to be used in a completely different context! For the rangers of Araluen, who put soooo much stock in being stealthy and their strong bonds with their horses, a recurve is the perfect fit! It’s small and easily transportable, it’s more maneuverable in combat and especially on horseback, it offers more power than a longbow of the same draw weight—really, truly, the only advantage in this case that a longbow has over the recurve is that longbows are quicker and easier to make. But we KNOW the rangers don’t care about that, their KNIVES use a forging technique (folding) that takes several times as long as standard Araluen forging practices at the time!

Okay.

Okay I think I’m done. For now.

#to be VERY clear. I Am Not An Actual Expert. #i AM however drawing from my own experience and research #and literally i can find Zero literature about recurve arrow flights dropping faster than longbows #all i could find was that recurve range is worse compared to compound bows #which. OBVIOUSLY. compound bows CHEAT. #(said lovingly. ish. if you use a compound more power to you but also It’s Doing All The Work For You.) #this article was literally all i could find from a couple hours’ search comparing recurves and longbows #anyway recurves are cool. flanagan why did you do recurves so dirty. #for that matter why are all your women blonde. #(i’m not including brotherband here sorry) #(but also why did it take a spinoff series for him to create a named female character that wasn’t a blonde) #(flanagan explain) #god these books have so many problems. truly this is my ‘i could fix him’ #thank you flanagan for getting me into this special interest. now Tell Me Why You Did It Wrong. #rangers apprentice #anyway if you REALLY want to read about some bangin historical horse archers #look up the parthians :) #specifically how they fucking Decimated an entire roman contingent :) #crassus getting absolutely demolished by mounted archer parthians is definitely my favorite bit of roman trivia

[plan-3-tmars]

girl dinner

#arthur is eating like a fucking king (pun intended) #girlies when their loveable blorbo is actually insane and highkey fucked up #i could fix him #seriously though this scene is silly i choose this scene because arthur recounting the events of eating mr faust in ep23 was. too much #the first time i listened to that? oh my god #i needed a moment afterwards #i also wouldve done what yellow did a DIPPED #malevolent #arthur lester #cw cannibalism

[unholy-boi]

deeply underrated duo. i think they should have hung out

#my art #fern the human #fern mertens #betty grof #magic betty #adventure time #fionna and cake #atimers #in my heart of hearts this is canon and we just never saw it #but i think that like. fern would go to Betty because she seems like the only person in ooo to be studying how to fix curses and fern wants #to fix his shit. betty takes him in only because it could be beneficial to her research #given that the grass curse is a NASTY ONE #and it’s holding his body together and affecting his mental state and ability to control himself #so betty is going to run like. every test she can on this boy #fern will go along with it because he’s desperate #and eventually #because fern kinda feels like he has Nobody he gets attatched to Betty and might even start seeing her as something of a mother figure. lol. #which is fucked up!! because betty has no interest in being this kids mom and she really only wants to use him for research but now she #can’t get rid of him and he’s still Useful obviously so she just kinda has to. deal with it #Does anyone hear me. please god.

[babygirlcowboy]

Love love love men who are just so fucking sad 🥰🥰🥰

#that scene in the last episode of season 1 when they're all celebrating and drinking champagne..and tommy puts his head down on the counter #like oh my god babygirl your insides are just a pit of blackness and I'd love to crawl between your ribs and live there #....i could fix him.....and by fixing him i mean i could make him a million times worse

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[bizarrelovesquare]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

s3 ep 09, Nightmares and Daydreams

#avatar the last airbender #atlaedit #maiko #zuko #mai #gif #evie's gifs #this scene is one of my favorites ever actually! she's trying to cheer him up in her own mai way with her dry humor he knows so well #like 'yeah babe let's boss people around because we can <3' #but he's so caught up in worrying about what his abusive father thinks of him that he's not going to be able to get out of his thoughts rn #and then in the last image she realizes that. she's powerless in this situation and love & distraction aren't enough to automatically fix i #the situation is bigger than them and it's heartbreaking for both of them #(god how do people not enjoy this relationship?? i could talk about them all day but that's just me)

[redr0sewrites]

Sub!Eris Vanserra Thoughts/Hcs

this maaannnnnn ive been brainrotting sub eris foreverrr im kinda tired and my writing is kinda mid recently but i had to write this

🥀Cw: smut, sub!eris, marking, begging, praise, degrading, oral (m receiving), overall filth, reader is gn and can be read as a strap or actual dick

Eris is such a brat, hes cocky and confident and most people would never suspect that hed ever submit

he doesn't relinquish control often, and you didn't think that was something he would ever be into until one night. you were riding him, and the both of you were sweaty and overstimulated with pleasure. His hips rutted up desperately, his arousal making his head hazy.

"ple- nghh, please mistress- it feels so good-" his pupils were blown out, hair tussled and chest heaving. He froze immediately, realizing what he had just said. You paused too, his words making you even more aroused then before

"you like that, little fox? like it when i make you beg?" eris doesnt meet your eyes, but you already know his answer

"if you want me to move again, you're going to have to ask nicely" his hips jerk up slightly, yet you force him back down, rolling your hips as a strained whine leaves his hips. Lets just say that it was quite an interesting night~

After that, Eris began to become more comfortable with being submissive

it definitely took some time for him to get used too, but he trusts you

love love LOVES when you tie him up, he wants to be completely at your mercy

pleASEEE praise him, this mf has the biggest praise kink. He needs to know how good he is, what a good job hes doing, how hes making you feel...

When you praise him, his eyes get glossy and his brain goes blissfully blank, he just need you so bad! he wants to be good for you, he really does

however, despite his love of praise, he can be a major brat....

eris will mercilessly tease you all in the hopes that you will rail him stupid, degrading him and biting deep hickeys into his firm shoulders as his knuckles turn white from gripping the sheets, eyes rolling in pleasure because its all so much, too much~

DEGRADE HIM‼️‼️‼️ SAY THE MEANEST SHIT TO HIM, PULL HIS HAIR AND BEND HIM IN HALF

has a reverse size kink, he LOOOVESSS if ur smaller than him yet still pin him down and restrain him. he adores it when you take control

sometimes, you tease him as well

say for example, hes very stressed doing his high lord duties- what better way to relieve his stress then sucking him off? crawling under his desk while hes working, he cant even focus from the overwhelming pleasure from your mouth around his cock. eris is biting his lip so hard it draws blood trying not to make a sound, yet soft whimpers keep slipping through. it only makes you more aroused, and one hand grips your hair roughly while the other clings to the desk, shaking with need as his eyes roll back

when hes angry, he adores it when your rough. fold him in half, his knees pressing up against his chest as you rail him senseless, your cock is so deep inside him, nudging his prostate so well and making his thoughts so fuzzy<3

overall, eris just loves it when you take control<333

i swear im trying to write more school is kicking my ass guyssss JAJSJSJ. IM ACTUALLY SO EXCITED I FINISHED THIS THO- FEEL FREE TO SEND IN MORE ACOTAR REQS IVE BEEN HAVING A TOTAL ACOTAR BRAINROT!!! I HAVE MORE ERIS STUFF COMING ALONG WITH SOME AZRIEL STUFF ROTTING IN MY DRAFTS LMAO

#eris x reader #pro eris vanserra #eris vanserra x reader #sub eris vanserra #eris vanserra smut #sub!eris vanserra #sub eris #eris vanserra x you #eris vanserra #high lord eris #acosf eris vanserra #eris acotar #acotar eris #erisweek2023 #god i need to rail him #i could totally fix him #eris smut #eris vanserra acotar #autumn court #acotar x reader #acotar smut