#i could fix you baby

[luvrxbunny]

it is the most embarrassing, and humbling experience to search for smut for a certain character… only to find that no one else is horny for them.. like damn.. i’m weird, huh?

#hopefully this is relatable #omg how embarrassing would it be if this actually doesn’t happen to people 😭 #in this instance i’m talking about.. #sterling archer #😭 #IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM #DO NOT GOOGLE HIM #I FEAR JUDGEMENT #but yeah he’s so #and he has such obvious mommy issues like #i could fix you baby #i could make you feel better #like i swear to god #all he needs is some praise and a good fucking #BUT APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT #archer fx #archer tv show

[lonicera-caprifolium]

you can't imagine how much fun I had drawing this ✨️✨️✨️

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable muffins #aziraphale #crowley #jurassic park #the lost world #gossshhhh I love drawing dinosaurs and big teeth so much #thank you thank you thank you to garmrheim for giving me permission to draw this idea #my tablet sabotaged me right at the end and merged all my layers for some unknown reason #so there's a few things that could be fixed but overall I'm happy with it #tyrannosaurus rex #and baby t rex

[tacosransi]

new addition to the family 👶

#someone on twitter said twiyor baby could be named james as in james bond #and yea… #anyway i might be moving here (lie) because twitter is falling apart lol #my art #digitalart #sxf #spy x family #loid forger #twiyor #yor forger #anya forger #loidyor #post reveal au #sxf post reveal #i havent seen twiyor lovechildren with some of yor’s features and i had to fix that #most of them are carbin copies of loid and i feel like that one pic of a dude taking off his headphones in disappointment #you know what i mean #i drew the baby to look like he’s a mix of loid and yor #like yor’s haircolor + loid’s hairstyle #loid’s eye color + yor’s eye shape #i think that as he grows older his eyes start to look just like his mom’s #sorry i am just a big fan of the ‘son looks like his mom’ trope #lol #ok i rambled too much #OH AND ALSSSSOOOOOO #post reveal loid is much more expressive with his love for his family #if its ooc not it isnt ❤️

[sunderwight]

had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure

SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...

which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!

Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments

bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain

oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!

and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.

what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten

so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion

SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?

Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!

luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene

#svsss #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #moshang #cumplane #well kinda cumplane anyway #by implication #long post #what if sqh can't get his illusions back up #everyone keeps bothering him even more now to ask why he's hot all of a sudden #it's even worse than when they just used to bother him about fixing broken doors or balancing budgets #sqq is not gonna be normal about this #'you said binghe wasn't a self-insert!!!' 'well by the end he definitely wasn't...' 'were you this hot irl? why were you poor?!' #'wtf is that supposed to mean...?' 'with these looks you surely could have found somebody willing to support you!' #'bro are you asking me why I wasn't a sugar baby?!' 'of course not!' 'you totally are asking me why I wasn't a sugar baby' #'...but you must have gotten offers' 'only from the hot single ladies near me on my computer and they were all viruses' #etc etc etc so on and so forth the usual insane banter those two have

[radioves]

🍁⠀

[id : a digital drawing of a fae from flight rising, with the genes harlequin, flair, and runes in shades of black, grey, red, orange, and green with purple accents, giving it an autumnal vibe. she is wearing a pale yellow mask with orange markings, antlers, with white arm sleeves, scarf, and cape that resembles feathered wings, along with a lantern on the tip of her tail casting a reddish orange glow. she is laying on her belly with her wings held up, and her long neck is twisted around to rest her head on one of her talons, looking off to the side with a cheeky smile. end id]

bonus version w/o accessories bc i did NOT put in the effort of coloring her in only for half her body to be covered up

[id : the same image as above, but without her accessories on. the purple runes along the fae’s face, body, talons and tail are visible now, as are the leafy patterns on her wings. the shading has been removed, giving the image a flatter appearance. end id]

#mosiac my baby girl 🫶 my silly rabbit 🫶 my googoo gaga who totally didnt infect half her lair with The Void That Makes You Go Insane 🫶 #for those of you with a keen eye and spend way too much time looking at genes : #yes i did in fact combine the male and female fae harlequin gene design. what about it #me and harlequin gene have entered an unsteadly alliance that could end in one of us dead at any moment #and with how its looking it might very well be me :( #flight rising #flight rising fae #[.art] #<- still need to fix my tags but alas. idc

[softinvasions]

Hornet at Herrah's Altar • Dec. 2023

#p #composition #sonnet #archive #hornet #hollow knight #baby's first metrical break...what do we think......... #local poet is shocked to learn it has improved in the last 2 years despite writing very little. more at whatever time it wakes up #if you were there for my first hornet sonnet this is a rewrite of it that's actually good 🫶 #I've always always always had fun playing with her relationship to the radiance...like she has to just. Not Dream and Not Want or else she #will fall to the infection. I guess you could make the argument that being a demigod grants her immunity but that's less interesting to me #The fight to remember her life and herself through the years of stasis while also shutting every emotion down. I think what we see of her i #the game—esp her emotion towards the end—is the cracks in her armor that she deliberately doesn't fix because she knows one way or another #all of this will end. the burden is off her shoulders

[glamrockraybot]

Are you having a Funtime

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #art #fnaf redesign #circus baby #funtime freddy #funtime foxy #ballora #lolbit #ennard #you know i probably could have put post Elizabeth baby in the 2nd one instead of the original baby but. too lazy to fix now #fnaf sister location #fnaf sl #tw rob #tw staring #tw multiple eyes #can i just say tw ennard #my art #digital art

[dolokhoded]

what's the buzz, tell me what's a-happening ???

#jesus chris superstar #not really this is just dolokhoded bible. but the quote is jcs ! #(well i mean it could be. its not any specific production anyways.) #judas iscariot #he's the only one i tag always #but everyone's there. all the apostles plus magdalene and joanna and susanna though you can't see them very well #im not religious just insane.jpg #remember when i had an art tag #i SAID im gonna draw something proper and i DID IT OKAY #LOOK AT JOHN !!!!!!! OBSESSED WITH HIM ! #my normal john design is much lamer but in this weird 70ish but not really in any real timeline 'verse he KICKS ASS #i was going for like. green eyed blonde baby cherub with him anyways but it really popped off with this specific design he's the only one i #changed so much between the two verses. #cause he looked so lame. #this is going to get less notes that like. the stupidest most half assed art i've done for fandoms that actually exist but im going to try #and not care. its fine. its fine #oh sorry for how shit the quality is btw. youre never going to get good camera quality here at tumblr dot com slash dolokhoded lol im #so broke . maybe i'll try to fix it someday.

[mudstoneabyss]

actually. the specific phrasing that boy Kevin wants to kill older Kevin with "I must disassemble him, piece by piece, so that everything inside of the Old Kevin comes out. Only then can the New Kevin truly begin." is so incredibly the idea that to heal from trauma and "improve" you have to destroy every "wrong" part of yourself, that everything "tainted" by it has to somehow be replaced by something untouched (which isn't possible)

#reading back that phrasing I do think that'll be the way brinknor takes it #this arcs seeming like it'll be so. breaking the cycle of abuse and violence and coming to terms with yourself #and maybe understanding that you can never remove the parts of you impacted by trauma and start again completely ''pure'' #but you can treat yourself with the kindness you should've been given #which i hope it is that because. and understand i am biased. but i'd love that direction for Kevin #it feels much more satisfying than any more. angsty way this arc could go imo #like he's been through enough! #because of the way Kevin is portrayed in fanon. not as frequently anymore but still pretty common. I worry about coming off as woobifying #by saying I want him to heal I want him to have nice things I think he deserves them #when he's also simultaneously Not A Good Person #yknow the poor little innocent cinnamon roll baby etc etc fanon #but. well for one im Not Like That about him. but my main point of bringing that up is. him not being a good person is why I want to see hi #get better and generally have a good life. why does someone have to be good to deserve to heal from trauma #especially when trauma is a big reason for the way they are #like its fiction yeah yeah i'm still tired of mentally ill people having to be ''good'' to ''deserve'' to get better yknow #i mean especially in fiction you tend to either see mental illness as the poor traumatized one who's allowed recovery because they're nice #or the insane psychopath who cant be ''fixed'' so ''deserves'' bad things-up to deserving to die!- for it #i didnt mean for this to be a rant erm. oops #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #joyousposting

[dimension20stuff]

Suvi is so MESSY I love her

#the justification machine gets to work.....baby girl im in love with you. i could fix her #suvi #suvi the wizard #suvirin kedberiket #worlds beyond number #wbn #wwwo #the wizard the witch and the wild one #twwwo #why are there so many tags #this post brought to you by: me

[laidenbreecatchall]

✨Baebyyyyy~~~ I Fuckin Love yooooooou~~✨

#Sanji #sanji my love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji fanart #one piece #one piece fan art #I put my heart and soul into sculpting him #He could get it any day I am not immune to the charm and stupidity of the love cook #that shit he did when Robin was fist on the boat? I’d be smitten. It’d be over for me. #I can’t fix him but I could fuck him maybe that would calm him down #you starved of physical effection baby ooooohhhhh I’ll give it to you #my art #digital art #digital painting

[hunzzzzz]

Happy Women’s day to my babygirl Kendall🎀🧚✨

#Kendall Roy #sexiest man alive #season 1 Kendall has me in a chokehold #season 2 Kendall was his true babygirl era #season 3 Kendall was confident sexy Kendall #season 4 Kendall could bend me over his table any day he could choke me spit on me slap me and I would say thank you #succession #my baby girl🎀 #my number 1 boy #i can fix him #my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me #I LOVE HIM

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

One big, happy family/s

#one of these are a bastard child #can you tell who the bastard is? #anyway I like how the artist made sure you could tell none of them are happy #even whitley with his fake smile and glass eyes #you got the abusive & racist rich daddy #you got the mom drowning her sorrows with wine #you got the golden child that ran out the house as fast as possible #you got the affair baby that wants to kill his half siblings #you got the black sheep thats somehow also the nice one #and then you got the new favorite child that low key hates everyone here #rwby fix it fic #rwby rewrite #rwby au #jacques schnee #willow schnee #winter schnee #adam taurus #weiss schnee #whitley schnee #rwby

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’ve all said it before but ill say it again, sam should have gotten lucifer pregnant and that should have been the jack origin. if she was jessifer at the time, even better <3

#lucifer mommy truthing again hi hii he needs this #it won’t fix him it will make him worse but it’ll be hot to see sam tormented by the pregnant devil #☺️ sam going to attack jessifer and she goes ‘don’t you care about our baby Sam? don’t you want to meet him?’ #gets sam to touch her belly and talk to the baby and that’s when Jack does the whole ‘I’m The Perfect Paradise Baby Love Me 🥺🥺’ thing on sam #and now sam can’t kill her or their baby. he can’t. he loves jack too much. perhaps has also been hit with so many nephil happiness rays #that he looks up at lucifer and is like Oh. overwhelmed with sudden love for her. and his heads all mixed up. it’s like the vision where she #made him feel calm x1000 and. and. he loves her? he loves her doesn’t he? he gave her a baby and he loves her? #they’re going to raise their son together? and lucifer is so very pleased as sam presses his ear to her belly to hear jack’s heartbeat. #sam has quite literally been baby trapped. as in that baby set the trap and caught him in it before it was even sentient. mind control baby. #cue the rest of the pregnancy with lovestruck sam doing everything in his power to protect lucifer & jack #he’s like. fully aware he was scared of lucifer. that Lucifer is Bad this baby is Dangerous. but also. he loves them so much. #nothing else seems to matter when he loves them so much. #<3 I think Sam deserves to be mindfucked into being Lucifer’s little househusband for a bit. #oh. there are places this could go after Jack is born uhm uh. i uhm. that’s not the point I won’t say that. #the point is sam getting brainwashed to be happier and protective of pregnant!lucifer. and he IS happier. he’s just also high on good vibes. #😳 lucifer riding sam with his hand on her belly 😳😳😳😳 #tw pregnancy #anyway. thoughts. #samifer #lucifer spn #Jess!lucifer #Jack kline #sam winchester

[non4ry]

mikaela reid if she was awesome

#dead by daylight #mikaela reid #hour of the witch #i love her for her cringe but i can’t stand BHVRS stupid weird antisemitic 2014 tumblr witch aesthetic #i could fix her i could make her so good . my evidence is she’s literally me . i’m sorry what BHVR did to you baby girl #she’s goth she’s jewish she’s a lesbian this will all become canon in dbd chapter 31 trust

[snarkylinda]

The true criminal mind was the person (s) that said "hey let's have Spencer have the sweetest relationship with kids, downright admit he wants his own....and then say no 💜"

#he deserved a daughter #no. he deserved 3. #they would have the classiest names too #some Joseline/Catherine/Charlotte shit #only for him to go full 'Josie 💜' #i know that Spencer having the child of his rapist would be messed up but I genio think he could look past that once they were born #like a 'I am not like you' thing. he wouldn't see Cat on the baby he would just see another way to be happy #spencer reid #(yeah yeah children aren't therapy and parents shluld fix their shit before- but CM is anything but realistic- #just gimme my pan frame of Spencer staring adoringly on a baby he thought he never would love after months of doubt)