#god my brain is so sexy

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip #but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder' #AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN #fernando season 1 truly fed us so well #like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff... #i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs #wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :) #and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME #(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately) #(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way) #(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head) #*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe #i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5 #i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content #(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc) #fernando alonso #fernando(show) #fa14 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)

#vincent price #dr. goldfoot and the bikini machine #dr. goldfoot #i fucking love this #funny #his flamboyant ways make me insanely happy and giddy #so sexy #fuck #god i want him... #to fuck my brains out #that is all #bicon #bisexual #god #comedy #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[mrstsung]

Ok look so i caved in and said fuck it. If I'm gonna have mk12/mk1 shang tsung.

I'm gonna write him my way. Fuck canon at this point. So nrs can suck it. I'm taking him from NRS.

Anyways. Here's some edits of my husband.

One pink edit and one reg sparkle edit.

He still makes me go *agshfjjflhlhlkl* and *exasperated squees* 💖💖💖💖

*DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION!*

#mortal kombat #self ship #self shipping #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #shang tsung is a cutie regardless of how shitty the new game is #💖💋💅🏻💯🔥 binch got me in every damn universe now #i will only accept the mk12/mk1 shang tsung that's in my brain #which is just shang tsung fucking around with the universe with his younger self and living deliciously because that's way more accurate #besides god shang tsung going back to when he was a young earthrealm warrior freshly picked by shao kahn and a young alchemist #and playing 4d chess with the gods and fucking over god liu kang and exposing him for the hypocrisy of the divine is so damn sexy of him #i can explain my verse of 12 later #for now enjoy this shang tsung edit #my edits #do not use without permission

[lotus-pear]

thank you for literally feeding the entire bsd fandom in terms of ships?? like you’re one of the only bsd blogs EVERYONE can follow bc they will get fed eventually in terms of their pairing i can’t think of a single ship that doesn’t get some recognition with your art. it’s refreshing that you’re not skk or sskk only like the majority of the fandom

THIS IS ONE OF REALEST ASKS IVE EVER RECEIVED TY⁉️ what can i say, being stuck in rarepair hell is a constant for me in every media i indulge in so i’m used to getting the short end of the stick in terms of content.. which is why i try to be versatile for you guys <33

#btw some skk only blogs scare me bc some of them have the wildest takes that are so opposed to the og charcaters that it makes my brain hurt #i like them a normal amount as well (lie) but i don’t constantly shove it into everyone’s face #actually this goes for every popular ship i think💀💀 #EVERY SHIP EXCEPT FYOLAI YOU GUYS ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND SO REAL AND SEXY GOD BLESS🙏🏼🙏🏼 #lotus's asks

[alo-piss-trancy]

I've been watching that Del/icious in D/ungeon show on netflix & I'm almost caught up.

Kinda wanna try to write smth for it... but ngl the only idea I have is Cursed AF lmao

U know those hellspawn catfish that. That sense the ammonia in urine and. And.

If you've seen River Monsters YOU KNOW ☠️

#it's horrible and i would not wish it on anyone and i don't find it sexy at all. but condider. it would be so fucking funny #laios is unhinged enough to want to cook the miniature pp catfish monster i KNOW he is #bear txt #omorashi #cons: to write this i would have to watch the episode again... like it isn't already burned into my brain #ngl i think that's one of the Worst Things that can happen to someone like. on god if i had a dick and that happened to me? #i would never recover mentally. that's so gross and horrifying and painful ☠️ nature is fascinating but FUCK those catfish jfc

[ruvviks]

making new ocs is like crack cocaine to me

#personal #red and i are working on a new universe that's like. in pinterest keywords ~ retro futurism dark academia lovecraftian horror ~ #it's got demons. it's got ghouls. it's got an eldritch god up in space. it's got space madness. you know how it is #the lore behind it is very tasty but it's too difficult to explain in tags but there's some logic behind it ok trust me #so far my squad is: a slutty astronomy professor. a blind psychic. a nun. an insane cosmonaut who bites people. and a widowed demonologist #doesn't that sound fun. doesn't that sound like something you would want to chew on #got the astronomy professor on the pottery wheel in my brain right now his name is rome solomon i'm making an edit for him #face claim is that louis guy from the vampire show because he's sexy. to me

[edward-lygma-ballz]

Whoever shot this shot knew what they were doing

#jervis tetch #gotham #the mad hatter #mad hatter #GOD THIS SHOT IS SO FREAKING SEXY #maybe it's just me but it's been rattling around my brain since I've seen it

[layzeal]

i love wei wuxian for being the textbook definition of a "i'll burn that bridge when i get there" kind of guy, but it also does stress me out like a mother duck watching her duckings walk over metal grates

#no plan no thought just leroy jenking his way through life until it kills him (it did) #BABY I KNOW YOU'RE STRONG AND SMART AND SEXY #BUT YOU CAN'T “eh i'm sure i can handle it” LIFE-THREATENING SURGERIES AND CULTIVATION THAT SLOWLY EATS YOUR BRAIN #i understand lwj wabting to take him back to gusu to keep an eye on him i really do #sometimes i also just wanna put him in a jar so he doesn't have to make rash decision #like my man rly didn't hesitate to just. rescue 50+ war prisoners. WHICH IS AWESOME #but my god did he have no plan #i love him for it but HE MAKES ME VERY ANXIOUS #modao #lace speaks

[tddyhyck]

its giving the before to a found footage horror and i NEED it

#tddyhyck brain rot #tddyhyck talks too much #FIRST RJ AND HIS FRECKLES AND LIP RING M Y GOD THANK U TO WHOEVER DID THAT #and HYUCK MY EMO BF BEEDS NAIL POLISH WITH HIS EYE MAKEUP #anD jeno is so sexy in his lil wide leg jeans LET ME AT EM #chenle needs to take that undershirt off give us the CROP PLS #AND JI GHAT HAIR COLOR IS SO PERFECT FOR HIM #AND JAEMS MUSCLES HES AO BEEFCAKE BOY #AND MARK LET US ALL NIBBLE HIS HAIR FOR A MOMENT

[dolokhoded]

mel c magdalene made me realize what was missing from my magdalene design and it's that she's not fucking jacked. it's crucial to her character

#🧅 #literally my takeaway from jcs2012 was mary magdalene's arms. yeah those guys were there too i guess #i think hers might be my favorite portrayal of mary #like. not just because she's jacked i just really liked how jc2012 worked with magdalene #she felt more fleshed out. and i <3 yvonne elliman in this role i always will but lets be so for real in the 1973 movie mary was a sexy lam #character except instead of sexy she was like. sopping wet cat lamp character #i mean i think she was also sexy. but that's beside the point this post is not about how attractive i find yvonne elliman #or mel c #well it kind of is about how attractive i find mel c #whatever. my point is it was the 70s and she was a female character. so like. you get it ! #and i feel like a lot of the time magdalene is very girlbossified in a way that makes her very one dimensional #without EVER her appearing masculine of course because god forbid the one female character does not appear to the male gaze #(well originally female character anyways. today genderbend casting is a thing and it fucks) #it's either she's a Girl Disciple (no further elaboration) or she's like. a girlboss stone hearted biker gang leader leather jacket queen #(no actual further elaboration but her one 'ooh i love this man and i dont know how to show it' solo tricks you into thinking there is) #while 2012 magdalene somehow seems much more well rounded to me. #they let her be herself more. idk. that's how i interpreted it at least. in my mind. #it's like. i feel many other marys i've seen are described by how they treat jesus (and sometimes judas) #but this one still feels present even when jesus is not around. or he is but she's not interacting with him. #again this is a very specific interpretation that clicked in my brain im not saying that jcs2012 like. did some groundbreaking feminist #portrayal of magdalene. but yknow ! #she also didn't acknowledge judas' existence once while he had created some weird one sided beef with her which was. very funny to me #literally did not waste a glance at him.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Victor Marton

The Man From UNCLE; The Foxes And Hounds Affair (1965)

**This is BY FAR my favorite TV show episode in which he guest stars. His cocky, flamboyant, adorable mannerisms make him so likable and I really enjoy watching him in this show. Also, his French accent is 🤌🤌😘

#vincent price #Victor Marton #the man from uncle #the man from u.n.c.l.e. #tmfu #tv show #vintage TV #i fucking love him #hes so handsome and sexy #i can just scream.....sjsksnkasnksnskskskkssk #im so unwell #FUCKKK #gorgeous #bicon #bisexual #god #icon #i desire him carnally #and i want him to fuck my brains out...carry on #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Good morning I had a dream that for some reason, Fazbear decided to give Roxy therapy. She never spoke during their sessions except to insult the therapist, but the therapist felt like they were finally making progress when shit happened and Roxy shut down all conversation. What happened? I think it was the team going and dying to the Mimic but it could have been something else it was only mentioned after a time skip.

Weirdly though, the therapist assumed she'd gone silent again because of an altercation with Freddy. So they called Freddy and Monty in (maybe Chica too) and tried to convince Freddy to stick around for a session with Roxy who isn't there at the moment. Freddy was just pissed off that he's being expected to apologise for shit he hasn't done and Monty was there trying to convince him that it's not that bad what's his problem man

EXCEPT Roxy has left. She fucked off. Left the Plex and is now wandering the outside world. The others are in a panic looking for her, and find her standing outside of a hospital. I think it was a children's one specifically but I don't remember. She'd been entertaining a lil bit but she's just kinda silently stood there with a blanket around her and a hot chocolate looking at it. For some reason when they're trying to talk to her, Chica says she knows why she came here and it's because she thinks she's better off dead, which is when my brain quickly adds a morgue to this location lmao anyway

Roxy leaves them again cause she doesn't want to talk. She explores on her own, finding Foxy, an old friend presumably from the last times she's snuck out. She cries, happy to see him and he tells her everything is gonna be okay while he hugs her, then takes her back to this tall tree building. She asks to stay with him and he's hesitant cause where he lives is some kind of... I guess a strip club? Kind of? Wasn't graphic or anything but my brain supplied that sex happens there and that's why she wouldn't want to stay. Vaguely saw poles for dancers but it's literally inside a cool tree thing so it was super out of place. Also Tails from Sonic is there with Balloon Boy. This place has the aesthetic of a rainforest cafe btw.

They go up onto the roof where some turtle looking guy that's really long acts as the spiral staircase or slide I guess for the building is talking to them. They ask if she wants to hang out and ride the stair/slide thing down to the ground floor and she cries cause she doesn't want to stay here. The turtle also gets sad cause he likes when they play on the slide that makes up it's body I guess.

The manager joins them and is talking like she's going to stay, goes to grab her tail I think and she fuckin' bails. Foxy goes with her, but a clay looking Bonnie (like from the JRs games but a bit bigger than Foxy) chases after them. Foxy isn't sure he wants to leave his friends but does in order to protect Roxy, and leads Bonnie away from her.

He leads him into a small, cluttered, basement storage place that's kind of like a cavern, with a chain link fence blocking off an underground river with giant, plush Bonnie's that are groaning as if they're alive and all look dead on the rocks. Bonnie catches him but is like. On the floor or something in an almost Family Guy deathpose way for some reason and Foxy convinces him to let go so he can leave. He runs after Roxy, feeling guilty for what he's done and what he's leaving behind and catches up to her with Balloon Boy here now I guess. Roxy cries again for some reason and then I woke up

The Plex she left also didn't look like the Plex at all btw. I switched between Roxy's POV, a third person POV while Freddy and Monty were with the therapist, back to Roxy's POV and then Foxy's when he lures Bonnie away. I don't remember all the reasons Roxy was crying, I think she was internally wanting to go home but just not saying it but then just never went home. And Freddy was comically angry for some reason???

Oh and Roxy was swapped for Blaze the Cat for a bit of the conversation with the club manager, but then was swapped back to Roxy again after. I think this was third person POV and the manager pinched her leg? And it kicked off from there? I said grabbing her tail cause he might have been but I don't remember. Aside from that one action, he was a decent sounding guy though. Then he just did that and I lost all care for him lmao

Anyway. That was fun. A wild situation!

#pop rox talks #god imagine fazbear giving roxy an ACTUAL therapist #like wow i wouldn't have expected that lmao #foxy in a fucking strip club playing on a turtle themed slide with tails and balloon boy... #like oh yeah that's soooo sexy lmao djdjdjd #can you tell I'm ace as hell #my brain set it up as a club but it also wanted it to be cool and interesting to me i guess #so it ended up like that somehow ndjdjdk #anyway that's my fun dream for today!! #also they tried to calm freddy down with peanut butter and he refused it #monty just got a spoon and ate it himself as he was trying to call freddy down #for some reason i dunno man #weird #i LOVE dreams with a plot though #they're very fun #especially when i get to be the cahracters #I've had some amazing dream plots ngl #this one's a bit odd but hey whatever it's fun #BDJDBDIS WAIT A SEC #OH MY GOD CHICA REALLY LOOKED AT ROXY STARING FORLORNLY AT A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL #AND IMMEDIATELY SAID SHE WAS SUICIDAL???? WHAT????? HELLO????? #thats not the right word #she said EXACTLY 'I know why you came here. You feel like you're better off dead.' #like WHAT???? #BITCH SHE'S AT A HOSPITAL THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HOSPITAL #WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #YOU FORCED MY BRAIN TO STAPLE A SHITTY LOOKING MORGUE ONTO THE BACK OF A PRETTY WHITE AND RAINBOW BUIDLING #WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????? #HUH???????? #maybe she doesn't know colour theory...

[hypokeimena]

oh op of that post is also like, you should be ashamed if you think sexy stuff is fun to read and you like to read it. bye.

#i only went there to block them for posting something pointlessly meanspirited in the first place. IT'S FINE NOT TO LIKE CLASSICS #like it's literally fine if someone wants to turn their brain off. but in any case: fuck that book which i will now shut up about. #it's fine to think romance is fun and sexy. it is not always a useful tool for analysis and if that's what you want then stick to genre #instead of wanting other books to do things that are not their genre. but oh my god. #i'm not doing let people enjoy things because i love to be a hater and in fact i want people to hate things. but like... girl what #oh god i'm too cold to get up and go to bed so i've just been sitting at my desk for like literally 4 hours. it's 4 am. i NEED adhd meds lo

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

sometime i need to just make an audio compilation of pericles lines and the extraordinarily horny way he says them, because like it's just really really good voice acting in general but also some of them make my soul lift out of my body every time. words cannot do it justice. if i have to have this in my neurons forever so do you

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #professor pericles #his VA is legendary in indie horror film circles for being Big Gay Sexy and it's so fucking funny to me how hard he brought that energy here #there are few things that bring me more joy than when somebody watches sdmi for the first time on my recommendation #and their liveblogging it to me increasingly turns into NO WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME. OH MY GOD #he doesn't get everyone but when he does it makes me fucking cackle every time #the best part bar none is watching them lose their fucking minds at the tentacle scene #[john mulaney voice] now YOU know what it's like to live in my brain #the creators setting out to make the goofy-looking cartoon parrot villain uncomfortably hot was power move of the century #i'll give them that much #shitposting #SDMItag #mild nsft

[michiganmerchant]

web weaving or whatever

#last night my brain had two thoughts collide like atoms producing a nuclear fission in the form of THEE most insane trope to ME which is #pet psychopath and his even crazier handler -> brandt and luke respectively #watching brandt get at it with an OHL dad over the boards during the playoff like YEAHHH that's my dman with character issues #SO BEAUTIFUL. and the tsn video too. god. the one where he gets into a playfight but ends up spinning the dude around #the potential is THERE and i am cooking up SO many scenarios in my head i am actually going insane. #when you're the kid who used to beat up your brothers friends during street hockey and you were called a pitbull like CMONNNN #it's not that luke doesnt have character issues its just that it was trained out of him by ellen who would NEVER let that fly but unlike hi #lady byng finalist brother and his +2 penalty drawing brother luke has ZERO compulsions actually shithousing someone #and he's such a bitch about it too. he's more of a bitch than his two brothers combined. if penalties weren't a thing in real life #the clarke/hughes dpairing would be the most rat bastard shithousery penalty drawns tandem in the LEAGUE thats my inteprid take #and the thing about pet psychopath and his even crazier handler is it that the devotion goes CRAZYYYYYY #brandt going fucking insane and luke having to haul him off before he starts beating up the dude himself like NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY BABY!!! #even if my baby started it lol. if brandt's crazy luke is batshit insane and then brandt has to go haul luke off before he gets kicked out #someone tries to chirp brandt over him fighting for luke constantly and brandt is like :) you're fucking lucky it's not luke #because CRUCIALLY luke is the better fighter. again. his even crazier handler. always ready to answer for brandt's attitude #in the locker room brandt like good job baby that was so sexy of you to right hook him -> rest of the devs staring in horror #JUST SOMETHING ABOUT COMING TO BLOWS FOR YOUR MAN!!! LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH A SMILE FULL OF BLOOD LIKE DID I DO GOOD? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD? #AND THEM RESPONDING WITH 100% RECIPROCATION. OH IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE RECIPROCATION. #need them to be fucking bitches on the ice beating everyone up that would be so sexy to me!!! #the brandt/luke agenda #thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.

[todayisafridaynight]

stream tomorrow. ~3pm est. this fuckin site. if i dont get hit by a car by then.

#snap chats #ill make another reminder post an hour before the stream tomorrow dont worry #yes this is related yes this is also so i can be angry FUCK #imagine being an american and waking up and reading the news and wanting to light everything on fire #anyways. before i bring politics into my funny sideblog. #ive been shirking /drafting/ a comic all week cause i keep getting distracted And Brother I Feel Another Impulsive Idea Enter The Dome #ok im lying its another idea ive had cooking in the back ever since i made my initial tattoo post but it's a short silly comic #so i think i can get the one day Relatively quickly #BUUUUT the main monster i wanna do.... idk what ive been shirking it it SHOULDNT be terribly long #it SHOULD be pretty simple and just me being Smart and Funny right and yet... brain broken. #i dont know if i want to make it especially long or keep it short and sweet... #SOOOO this all relates back to Stream Tomorrow because i wanna have it at least DRAFTED in my head by then #not another accountability stream... uh oh... #i vow to be less annoying this time around i looked in the mirror and reviewed myself and said 'bitch shut up you fidgety bastard' #so HOPEFULLY i'll be less erratic #in any case. off to do that mini comic. i guess it's more of a warm up in my book #bye bye ill see yall in five. hours. #cause apparently thats how long it takes me to COLOR SHIT god forbid sketching and lining and kms #ok bye fr stay sexy