#guys im a real boy now

[ughgoaway]

You got your first hater! Congratulations Ace. That's an achievement!

Jokes aside, fuck them. You're able to post whatever you want. It's your blog

🍪 (I'm still an academic victim, but I have it under control... or at least I think I do)

omg I know!! maybe I should frame... I am officially a real blog now lol

and also, you are totally right. my blog, my life! If you want someone who is gonna constantly pump out writing I am NOT that blog! as much as I wish I could be

it's so nice to hear from you!! I wanted to post and wish you well, but I remembered it was academic victim time, so I didn't wanna drag you away from anything vital lmao <333

#guys im a real boy now #hate anons!! woo!! #(jk pls dont be mean i am very fragile lol) #anon! #chatty asks! #🍪 anon

[writer-room]

I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitsu master #egalt #text post #talk #dragon lloyd garmadon #the real likelihood is that the writers just quietly brushed that little fact aside (im so sad abt it) #but i think its infinietly funnier that lloyd went down the spinjitsu master route #it just never came up. no one asked. and hes not a COMPLETE dragon so like. why bother telling egalt #the whole time i was waiting for egalt & rontu to b like 'WHO in their SPINJITSUDAMED MIND trained you' #and theyre just like 'oh this guy named sensei wu hes lloyds uncle hes like a master' & egalt is like 'sounds like bs' #then arin as a huge nerd pipes up like 'AND HES THE FSM'S GRANDSON :D' #to which rontu and egalt break their necks whirling around like 'THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE PUNK IS W H A T' #egalt straight up refuses to believe it. rontu is very quickly doing the math & freaking out abt it #wherever these guys are from it might not even be ninjago so like they might not even know the fsm had sons #rontu: im sorry. so youre the grandson. you are aware your grandfather was half dragon half oni. right? #egalt in the background 'THAT BOY IS N O T A DRAOGN I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT' #lloyd blinking owlishly like 'oh yeah i guess so. im only like 1/4th tho' #'BOY YOU ARE 1/4 OF ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS IN FCKING EXISTANCE' #'YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMASTER' #the midlife crisis these dragons would have. the crisis the kids would have realizing this #lloyd now cannot go 3 minutes without someone asking 'is there any world-shattering fun facts abt yrself you wanna share' #the fun part is that lloyd forgets all of those informations bc its like. a normal day for him #no one tell wyldfyre she'll flip

[bbleague-crispin]

got misgendered today AGAIN :[[[[

#guys im NOT A GIRL how many times do i have to say this???? #i TRANSED MY GENDER im a BOY/PERSON NOW !!!!!! #crispin blogs #rotomblr #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #real pokemon #pokemon irl #cw misgendering

[bacchuschucklefuck]

My Accolades

#not art #this is actually maybe not Super Plausible if the cannons are actually old school style lmao. #they often used a long matchstick thing that burns a Lot slower than usual. thats where ''fire in the hole'' came from #what I imagine and kinda force it to work is riz flicks the embers from his cig into the vent. and thats a hot enough fire to light a canno #I know Ive been here for uhhhh ten seconds but u guys must know what my deal is by now lmao. its like this forever #anyways its cool so it has to be real. that boy was Aiming AND Lighting those things all by himself. he was doing some insane stunts #to get that to work he weighs like five pounds soaking wet and you Know those cannons are not securely latched down #gods to think of it. that means kristen and k2 were risking it all for real hanging out on the gunner deck #it truly is Big Bill Hell's Ship out here Im so sorry girls. Im so sorry kristen #Im so sorry k2........ #anyways if u ask me how this works 1/it just does 2/shut up 3/dont talk to me ok? ok #My Accolades. I get to have this

[sciderman]

Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.

#sci speaks #i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me. #i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men. #i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring. #also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life. #this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed. #lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??” #“why are you together??????????” #i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror. #i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better. #the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified #but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships. #just an observation. #i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but. #of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does. #it makes a difference. it does. #which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body” #im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me. #i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have. #my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here. #sorry this went off on a tangent. #but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues. #i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous. #i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got. #once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that! #couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.

[rillette]

Pretty boy! Everyone you draw is so pretty lmao

TYSM!!! That's very sweet of you to say! T^T <3 <3 <3

#jason todd #basketball #asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #and the kind words <3 #he's fucking eepy!! #if anyone is wondering im still blasting chromatica #real chromatica hours #i love the idea of capes taking public transit (spidey ps4 game this is for u specifically my love) #does new jersey have a metro system or is it like extra shit there #they cant not have a metro right theyre like a fart away from new york #considering gotham is like. two islands. how does their train system work like is it all above ground or what #also i looked it up nj does have some subway lines #WAIT. they had metro in the batman movie. all is well #batman movie my beloved i love the worldbuilding so much. the trash on the ground blowing in the wind <3 #no they def have to have an underground rail system bc bruce's cave is in the abandonded station right. its there #i love you worldbuilding. anyways i love capes taking public transit very muchly its such a mundane concept but like since its superheros #its automatically like woahhh this guy could FLY and hes taking the TRAIN like a LOSER. sick em boys!!!! such a silly idea to play around w #i should go to bed i think ill stop rambling in the tags of this very nice ask now lol

[syubub]

hello? what year is it?

#this is what it feels like to post after I've been gone for so long #back from the dead #kinda #i didn't forget you guys #we have so much to catch up on lol #im old now and so are all of you #unfortunately i am super busy but I'll work on writing a real update soon #can we just talk about all the content we've gotten from the boys since I've been gone though? #it's like they love us or something #missed you guys #bts tarot #bts reactions #bts

[luvbug724]

everybody's laughing til i pull out the kevjean playlist

#until tsc proves otherwise ive convinced myself jean was pathetically in love with kevin in the nest #it is the only non canon ship i indulge in... truly... #guys remember november when i said i don't care about jean & thats why i was excited for tsc #how the mighty have fallen #am still excited for tsc but now im absolutely insane about jean #anyway some songs on the kevjean playlist.... #the last of the real ones fall out boy #two slow dancers mitski #twin size mattress the front bottoms #im not angry anymore paramore #thank u for ur time

[thekidsare-not-alright]

got a serious tumblr addiction because for some reason i just need to know every latest update and thought about some guys from the greater chicago area that like to play music together. thanks pete

#fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #time to take a tumblr hiatus?!?! #cant sorry i have a problem. #no guys im fine i swear #i can stop anytime i w- #for real im gonna disappear now. ok not entirely but im gonna use other coping mechanisms a bit more hopefully #im not making any promises

[todayisafridaynight]

seeing info only about the kiryu and majima statuettes but absolute radio silence on the ichi one is utterly sending me. Theyre hiding the fact theyre gonna make ichi pale as a cracker again

#snap chats #theyre in the lab making a skin tone with melanin in it for once im SCREAMING #JUST LET ME SEE MY BOY PAINTED LET ME SEE HOW BAD THE DAMAGE IS #whether i spend $150 is entirely dependent on if ichi is pale or not and im so serious its why i didnt get his plushie #anyways i got hate crimed today i was getting lunch with my dumbass friend WHICH. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DO #CAUSE WE JUST SIT IN DEAD SILENCE AND SHES TERRIBLE AT CONVERSATION RIGHT anyway. #we were getting lunch and her prof ask her like ‘oh are you on a date <3’ like prof i would rather kms !!!! then go on a date with this gir #literally my biggest fear i hope people dont think we’re dating id actually drop out #‘snap you make her sound awful’ because she is and i dont feel bad about bullying her anymore NO LISTEN #WE WERE PLAYING Y7 LAST NIGHT AND SHE BUTT DIALS HER FRIEND. LIKE A DUMBASS. #AND DEADASS ME AND HER FRIEND JUST TALK ON HER PHONE ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE SUCKS.. WHILE SHES SITTING RIGHT THERE. #i felt so validated cause everything he was complaining about id complain about like oohhhh my god i should meet him #hes the guy that called me that invincible character. and mystery man. i think i talked about this already wait— #ITS STILL FUNNY TO ME IDC ive never felt so seen in my life. why an i friends with this girl idk we’ll figure out one day #right now i want. ichi statue to be real and tanned #ok bye i have class soon

[5hrignold]

redesigns of ocs i made when i was like 10

#they used to be furries and all boys but now they’re human and all girls #because i….. was 10 and didnt know i was male yet and also i only ever drew furries bc that was all i knew #agin. 10 is just an estimate #anyway im real sad because i used to just draw and think about these guys 24/7 to pass the hours at school #but now pretty much everything of them is lost to various exam papers and books that are probably a hazard now from how dusty they are #and an old phone thats been on the brink of death for a year that i cant be bothered to try and do anything with rn #odieart #original

[b4kuch1n]

hi it's me. bulletpoints

job has concluded! barring sudden expansion on the project I think that's gonna be it for my work here. six character cards in total! this leads to

wrists are bit fucked. I'll be putting that thang (creen tablet) in da closet again for at least a month while trying to hold as few heavy objects as possible for the time being

why one month deadline? well it's bc I made an artfight account. I'm fucking doing it this year on god I'll kick anyone's ass I'll kick my own ass. I'll post a link to my acc a week or so before the event starts, meanwhile I'll keep updating my roster and cleaning up this cardboard box I arrived at their door in. do u guys have a spare pair of suspenders I have a really funny joke to make

will be doing it on the creen tablet, unless I make enough to get a new graphic tablet that works with SAI2 inbetween. on that note

ink comms should come back sometimes next week babeyy I need to get back into da groove! miss my G pen it feels like I was close to something last time. I wanna get back to it. but also

I'm writing a fic now. tis the season it seems this happened last year too. but I'll try my best to not disappear off the face of the earth for 3 months running again lol I'll do my best to pace myself, since this is gonna be one of the heftier writing things.

sk8 people and another very specific subset of people will be pleased to know it's a sk8 Real Steel AU. if this means nothing to u carry on. have a good day. to the five people still here I'll probably be brainposting abt writing this so don't be surprised if that comes up here and there

circling back a bit I'm currently 120 USD away from the graphic tablet I wanna get, so that'll be what the ink comms are going toward. otherwise if u enjoy my art and have a spare doller to buy the baku a coffee I'd absolutely appreciate ur support! not mandatory but I'll definitely be very thankful! especially bc

I'll probably phase out the redbubble store some time in the future. at the very least I'll probably stop uploading new things on there while looking for alternative. ohh baby they are doing some wild shit and I want off the ride please. please

but yeah. that's the current plan for things. I've accepted that comics happen when they want to, and I have faith they still want to see the sunlight some time this year. meanwhile we keep busy keep training keep recovering! thank u for ur patience. have a good night take this sharp object

#bakuspeech #boy oh boy. its been a Month #hi. I received a sticker sheet and a clay pin of frogs today. its been good #art wise Ive been on day three of drawing break. and day. something. of writing this fic #I! kind of! know how itll end! but if nothing I know I am so willing to improv this shit to the bitter confusing end #you guys dont get to see the proof of that sorry. but my friend yumi specifically u know. u know #at least nobody died graphically ten thousand years ago in space this time #this year has been real fuckin topsy turvy so far art wise. but I have learned a lot! including to fuckign pace myself. and I am practicing #straight up had at least three unrelated art and art-adjacent breakdown in the last three months lmao. its so. this is so #well. Im better now. I am so smart and I kick my own ass so well. we good! we are good. dw abt me! #hope ur having a good day. games official ship date now lands in october. my art will be out there in peoples hands soon...... #ah. well right now I need to sleep. or finish ryan chongoshows hifi rush stream series. whichever applies first #have a good night lads! do a twirl to skip this level

[hazbinhive]

me running in here to not only say im alive !!!! but also

HE'S REAL...

#➶-͙˚ ༘ ❥ 𝐛𝐞𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 ; OOC #( remember i was gonna make an OC out of this guy. now he's a real boy and im GRABBING HIM IMMEDIATELY ) #( i had some ideas but i wanted him to just be a silly goober and apparently he is supposed to be an ally so thank fuck )

[biscuitsnbee]

Inara Starlight’s past selves! She looked very different when she was younger…

#oc #art #artwork #digital art #digital illustration #digital painting #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #oc art #oc artwork #oc sketch #oc artist #its 12am help. #that moment when youre ginger so you gotta ungingerify yourself #i love my girl shes so pretty and amazing show stopping spectacular shining shimmering splendid #did i mention its 12am? #Reject ginger ❌ become green ✅ #her idol is shrek guys its in the lore now 100% real not fake #im tired oh boy what time is it #its time to slay ✨⭐️😍✅ not sleep ❌😤🤢🤔 #im a clown yall #how do i use tumblr 💀

[onconstellationstreetmp3]

brother by gerard way. has Anyone heard

#me.txt #hesitant alien #gerard way #thinking about my older brother who left fr college & how much he sucked & how much i cant wait to leave myself #thinking about the older guys in my life around his age who were more of a brother to me than he was #even though weve only known each orher for a year or so #thinking about the boy who used to play with me as a child #thinking about how we’re so fundamentally different i cant even tolerate him now #i miss my brother i hope i never see him again #i miss the relationships i used to have with my family #i miss the feeling of being happy with them #thinking about michael tom & sonny from the godfather #thinking about brothers #i shouldve had a real brother #i wish i was my brother #i wish i was someones brother #in case you cant tell im thinking a lot about family lately #in its pure form. its broken form. when ir breaks. when it bends on itself #im having alot of feelings #i shouldve been a dog

[arielluva]

i know people usually associate its just a burning memory with something going wrong - especially in a lot of memes now - and it kinda represents an impending sense of dread, but honestly listening to it with the full context of the album in mind it sounds kinda cheery and happy to me just like its original sample does lmao

which is funny for me to say because it scared me when i was 15 but now that i have listened to everywhere at the end of time in its entirety multiple times, and the post-awareness stages on their own, it just sounds happy as opposed to. everything else. (looking at stages 3-5, and i guess 6 too even though its mostly white noise-ish)

#dementia music #it went from being an 'oh boy here we go' song to ':D' #though idk stage 1 and 2 are definitely the most normal stages so its not like this is a unique thought #probably one of the most lukewarm things to enjoy from this album but eh. #i think this is the most thoughts ive had on this album since like. 2021 maybe. #eternal dementia music in my mind.... #do you think if i ever got dementia for real when im old if i would be hearing this album in my mind. maybe. #in the nursing home like 'hey guys remember that dementia music. its me now. the dementia music is my dementia'