"Being bisexual means you can only like two things. I've chosen an aroace radio host and a pansexual pimp."
- Vox
Velvette: That's...not what being a bisexual means at all.
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Charlie: You are….flower
Vaggie: Explain
Charlie: Pretty...makes me happy…
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Husk: This is where Angel is probably hiding.
Charlie: ...
Charlie: This is a map of the entire Pride Circle.
Husk: Yeah. We have no idea where he is.
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I don't know
don't tag it as radiostatic please
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@chaoticace2005
It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game
Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Alastor:
Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.
Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*
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Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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Charlie: If I fall…
Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you.
Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall?
Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Lucifer: *watches these two interactions*
Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall?
Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Okay prob the last one with the incorrect quote generator
I love lucifer smm
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I’m coping <2
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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... Has this been done yet? 👀
Ol' Husker testing his limits 😂
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Angel Dust: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Vaggie: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Charlie, deer!"
Angel Dust: ... And what did Charlie do?
Vaggie: ... They said "Yes, Honey?"
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-I don’t know the correct answer to that question…”
Saw this post and immediately knew I had to draw it for the 📻🍎 simps including me.
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@vaelofdarkness
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