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#he can't catch a break lol
maxsix · 2 months
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cxffeeshxp · 8 months
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Sonic: Down bad for Zeena.
Everyone looking at him:
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tblsomedoodles · 1 year
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Mutation Day Part 4 of 4 (complete!)
First - Previous - (this is End)
And complete! i might do a mini one for Big Mama's reaction to finding them gone but this is it for Mutation Day comic. I hope you enjoyed as much as I did. (i'm definitely going to want to draw Lou some more. He was very fun to draw lol.)
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korrolrezni · 8 months
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John keeping up with his characteristic habit of narrating everything like a possessed man while Arthur gets tossed around like a ragdoll.
It's become second nature to him to be Arthur's eyes. My boy is nothing if not consistent <3
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partywiththedevildude · 8 months
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Tianshan really out here cockblocking Zhanyi left and right
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doux-amer · 10 months
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Revenant is soooo mid which is disappointing because I was looking forward to it due to the actors and writer (this isn’t a flop like Jirisan, which I gave up on after 2–3 episodes, but it’s not really good). BUT. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m suffering from “poor little meow meow middle-aged man” deficiency and Professor Yeom Haesang suffers so much. I can’t believe I was like “Oh...okay” about his casting because I’m planting my palms against his windows, peering at him in his little cage and being fed because he’s had the worst life ever and it keeps getting worse. HAESANG *____*<3
#why are we not talking about him more on reddit/twitter/tumblr and why are there not enough gifs and pics of him breaking down#or looking slutty in his all black ensembles complete with a turtleneck#watch as this man's life continues to deteriorate! ep. 7 and 8 provided such rich sustenance for me#a simp for ajusshideul who are miserable#he's so small and sad and he can't catch a break#yeah okay hongsae is great too and he's a cutie but LOOK AT THIS 40-YEAR-OLD MAN!#technically i wouldn't even count that as MIDDLE age middle-aged but his actor is 46 so whatever#in all seriousness revenant exasperates me a little because you can see how it can be good#especially because there's a frame of reference to base that hypothesis on: signal. lol.#signal wasn't without its flaws but the characters and relationships actually had development and the main partnerships were intense#and the tension was high throughout#revenant is the same thing every episode pretty much#the first three episodes were pretty to really good and i loved the setup#and you have kim taeri hong kyung and oh jungsae and they're great actors#but the directing and writing aren't serving them well and you can see the drop in quality from the beginning to now tbh#there's only so much they can do if they're not being given enough from both#though the little bits that are good are the reason i'm sticking around to the end lol. that and haesang i'm going to be real#like haesang and sanyoung's relationship needed to be parallel soohyun and haeyoung's in a way in terms of how much#they grow to rely on each other and care for each other but we don't really get that
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genderqueer-miharu · 2 years
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I love Ryousuke chapters because they always start with him trying to clear up a misunderstanding and ends with him having an even weirder misunderstanding than before because he never talks about what he wants to clear up, he just observes people hoping that it would be cleared up
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dirkxcaliborn · 1 year
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Actually I think Alhaitham is an absolute icon for not even caring that he has no social skills and no one likes him. Dude is Dedicated to fucking off and doing his own thing. Ppl are so insistent on projecting their own insecurities into him "you just think you're better than everyone" "you don't care about anyone if they're not smart enough" bro he doesn't care about anyone full stop. He literally doesn't care enough to compare himself to other people. Ppl act like it's a damn crime not to have any interest in socializing and he's just like umm actually you can't make me feel guilty for it :/ He's an absolute pillar of neutrality. A paragon of emotionless straightforwardness.
Idk as someone constantly wrecked with guilt every time I dare to exist in public without putting on a performance to appease complete strangers, I really admire Alhaitham for just being like "nah."
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marivenah · 1 year
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watch her when she's lightin' up the night, nobody knows that she's a lonely girl
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myreygn · 10 months
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LMAOO you’re hc of douma playing the organ is so fitting😂i can totally see him wanting to learn how to play the organ and stealing one randomly just to try and impress the others before a meeting but he fails miserably to the point at least 3 maybe more of the kizuki yell at him to shut up
omg yes lmfao, he has a really nice setup with spooky candles and he got nakime to dim the light in the infinity castle and then he starts playing when the other kizuki show up and it uh. well it doesn't go over as amazing as he expects xD
goykko would probably love it tho he's douma's biggest (and only) fan. daki and kaigaku just scoff and daki tells him that he'll turn into a hunchback if he keeps sitting in front of that stupid piano ("it's an organ, daki." - "whatever.") gyutaro comes out of daki's back briefly and then immediately goes back when he sees the setup, hantengu cowers in a corner and holds his ears shut and kokushibo is less than impressed. akaza finally has enough and beheads hantengu so the emotion demons can help him destroy the organ and when muzan shows up he's pissed at them for making a mess in his castle lmao
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citrlet · 2 years
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hayes string of bad first impressions continues
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I just know this is just one person
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I mean, how frustrated must you be to send all these asks. And I bet they were copy pasted to other inboxes as well.
Why are you so obsessed with Jimin? I like the guy and even so he is not the sole focus of my attention. Maybe because I have a life and I'm not a loser like you?
He is literally minding his business, living his life and that bothers you. Don't project your insecurities on a k-pop boy honey, it's just too pathetic.
And if Jungkook will be the one to sing alone the FIFA song, good for him. I would be happy. If the song is worth it. Get that recognition! But he still won't fuck you. Because that's the underlying issue here, isn't it? You're just a dumb jealous bitch. I'm not going to be polite like other bloggers because you don't deserve it.
So you can take your complaints and shove them up your ass.
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the-crow-binary · 2 years
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Dracula, coming back to life: Hey, i'm alive ! Someone (mostly the Belmonts): Ok now die. Dracula: But I- I literally just- The someone: Did i stutter ? Dracula: >:(
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whump-adjacent · 1 year
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How It Should Have Ended did Obi-Wan Kenobi! I'm gonna gif this so hard I stg 🥹
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lunar-val · 2 years
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Why in the hell did I think it would be a good idea to view a post with tagged spoilers? I am so upset right now and it's my own damn fault
#this is about the new OM lesson#i am so upset they're doing my boy so dirty#like I know this will have an epic pay off but what the actual fuck#just gonna act like that didn't happen#someone is going to catch these hands and he knows who he is#I hope we can fight him and give him a piece of my mind#will it hurt my son? yes. Will I still do it? absolutely#if they don't let us fix this or fight for him I'm going to lose. my. shit.#LET ME FIX MY HUSBAND I BEG OF YOU#I'm assuming we can fix this because literally everything else relies on this issue being fixed#this fucks with so much and I'm fuming#but it also explains a lot#i dunno I'm gonna be mad for the next century or so#also you know I'm mad because I'm actually making a post lol#I know we'll have to wait until like lesson 80 or later but I HOPE lesson 80 and onwards is planning how to beat a certain asshole up#the worst part is I can't even look up spoilers for lesson 80 because lesson 80 isn't out yet! i need answers and refuse to wait!#if they have a like year break between chapter releases again I swear to the gods#the amount of fix it fics I will have to read to save my sanity will be insane#okay maybe it wasn't a year but I remember it was a while#all this after I listened to his audio dramas and was in a good mood#awful timing#however I guess he can get his wish now because it won't be forbidden#I guess it might be a good thing for him but still. I know why it happened and like he literally did it to save the world#he was punished for being a hero! Sure he did it in a shady way but he's a hero#I'm reminded that everyone in this gane is awful at communicating so they might just need to talk it out but I want to fight it out#give me justice or give me death
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arminsumi · 7 months
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ADULT STORE
↳ GETO すぐる + fem!reader
"Oh, see I told you... this product's a bit intense."
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Pt. 2
Summary : product testing with the helpful employee at the adult store!
Warnings : minors do not read/interact : smut/explicit content : using toys, stranger/hookup sex, softdom!Geto, praise, cunnilingus, fingering, dirty talk, squirting, multiple orgasms, sex fantasy trope (sex with the adult store employee)
Note : i haven't made a trip to the adult store in ages bc... everything i want is so expensive lol (the struggle) 😭 i have some rlly funny adult store stories i could ramble about but i will refrain ✋ anyways, indulge yourselves in this fantasy, angels! 😈
Playme : wanna know what it's like?
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The gate of the store buzzes, the employee watches you open it with a clink and enter the adult store. Your eyes flood with the overwhelming sight of wall-to-wall toys.
The smooth voice of the employee comes from behind the cash register.
"Yo."
Long hair. Dark, brooding look — almost gothic. Attractive hands with pronounced veins running over the back of them, poised on the countertop which he's lazing over.
He sees you and slowly straightens out his back out to impress you with his height.
"Ah, h-hello..."
He hears you stutter, and assumes it must be your first time in an adult store.
"First time? I mean, in an adult store, that is." he breaks the ice.
"Haha, y-yeah... yeah, it's my first time."
Yeah, that's what I thought.
He holds hard and deep eye contact with you. Yes, he's aware of how intensely he stares. He's doing it on purpose.
"Would you like some assistance, or do you just want to leisurely browse by yourself?"
His tone is so friendly, it doesn't let on to how heated his abdomen is getting at the sight of you.
"Yes, please, I'd appreciate your assistance."
Aw, of course.
"M'kay... then let me assist you."
He smoothly comes out from behind the counter and the two of you stand in front of a wall of toys.
"Overwhelmed?" he chuckles, noting how your eyes widen while looking at all the products. "I know there's a lot to choose from. But just focus on your needs. What do you need?"
"What do I need? Honestly, I have no idea what I need." you laugh nervously.
I know exactly what she needs...
"Well, why don't we carefully go through the products together? I'm sure I can figure out what you need. Promise I know my stuff. I've been working here for three years."
His nonchalance and professionalism puts you at ease. It's something he prides himself on: making customers feel relaxed.
Your eye catches on a pink dildo, so he takes it off the rack to show you up close.
"This one's good, it's got a ribbed design." he shows it off. "Are you looking for just penetration or clitoral stimulation?"
Aw, she's flustered.
"Uh, both I guess? Yeah. I'd love both."
Of course you'd love both. That's what you need, pretty girl.
"Both? Come over here. Let me show you something you might like."
There's a flirty tension between the two of you that just keeps getting more and more... intense.
He plucks a curvy vibrator. It looks expensive. Because it is expensive.
"This one's got ten functions—"
"—ten?! Sounds a bit extra."
"Nothing's too extra when it comes to your personal pleasure."
The two of you share a long look, then laugh.
"But it really is an excellent product."
"Are you advertising?" you joke teasingly.
"Absolutely." he jokes, "Kidding. I'm not trying to come across as a preachy marketer or something. I've used it with partners in the past, that's why I'm recommending it; I know it's good. It's a pretty intense toy. Helps girls squirt even if they think they can't."
I could make her squirt.
He's running his eyes up and down your body.
"Is that so...?" you mumble flirtatiously, eyeing out the product in his veiny, manly hands.
"Hm, still a skeptic? Because I'm sure I could please you."
He hopes that you note his deliberate use of 'I' and not 'it' there.
"Yeah. I'm sure you could please me, too." you flirt.
A heat erupts in his abdomen and stomach.
Oh wow... now she's really flirting, huh? Why'd I wear tight pants today of all days...
He has an unwavering gaze on you. You've captivated him. Put him in some kinda horny trance.
"Did I say me? Sorry. Slip of the tongue." he murmurs, voice dropping lower, "I meant the vibrator." he obviously lies.
You and him exchange a suggestive, longing look. You can feel your pussy clench around nothing, begging to get stuffed up and pleasured.
He hesitates before speaking again, as if he's scared of crossing a line and making you uncomfortable.
"If you want to... we could test it out together?" he suggests. His nonchalance is an act, really he's so nervous when he asks this.
"I'd love to..." you consent, and he doesn't miss the erotic excitement in your tone.
He nods towards the backdoor, eyes keeping on you and your cute little body that he just wants to feel and squeeze like a toy itself.
"Promise to keep your lips sealed about this? I don't wanna get fired for uh... you know... demonstrating products... to my pretty customer."
"Only if you promise to help me squirt for the first time."
Oh wow. Fuck. I'm hard.
His lips widen into a devilish grin. "Sure thing."
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After a sloppy, desperate make out with this stranger, you find yourself sat on the couch in the breakroom. Door locked. Blinds shuttered closed. Legs spread wide to his liking, as he cushions the vibrator into your plush slit.
He's rubbing it slowly up and down your folds. He watches your reactions intently, breathing heavier at the sight of your pussy squishing under the pink dildo. The buzzing sound fills the room, but your moans are louder.
He clutches the toy gently, massaging the bulbous head into your clit with sweeping circular motions.
"F-fuck... that pretty clit feels good, doesn't it? Yeah? Let's get it feeling even better."
He turns it up a notch. It buzzes harder against your sensitive nub.
"How's that? Haha, yeah, intense, isn't it?
"Yeahhh — Fuck! Ohhh that's so good, that's so — oh my goddd fuckkk. S-sorry I think... I'm gonna cummm — !!"
"It's okay. Cum as hard as you can, yeah? I want you to get a good idea of how well this toy can pleasure you before you buy it, after all. Oh there we go... just let go and... f-fuck... wow... j-just cum like that. Fuck... that pretty clit feels so good now, huh? Gonna cum? Gonna cum for me, with a vibrator on your cunt?"
He takes note of your reaction to his dirty talk and smirks. Then he slyly turns the toy's setting higher and it buzzes more intensely, and in one... two... three... seconds, you're squirting like crazy all over the pink vibrator and his hand.
Holy shit, look at that pretty pussy gushing... she could drench my dick. I wanna be inside her so fucking baddd...
"Oh, see I told you... this product's a bit intense." he regains his professional tone after you cum.
He turns the toy off and watches you come down from your shaking orgasm, smug look on his face. He keeps it clutched in his veiny hand, and brings it up to his lips to suck and lick up all your juices from it.
She tastes so fucking good... I feel dizzy.
You watch him with wide eyes as he tastes your slick off the toy.
"F-fuck... wh-what did you s-s-say your name was again?" you stutter, starstruck by this stranger.
You're so fucking dizzy, your pussy is buzzing like it still feels the intensity of the toy against it.
"Hm, wanna know my name?" he smiles teasingly, "How about you cum on my face and then I'll tell you."
"Fuck, okay."
And then as soon as you give him permission, he's hungrily diving between your thighs.
"Oh my god..." he loves how you gasp and writhe under the influence of his mouth.
Let's see how fucked-out I can get her. Wanna see her lose her mind 'cause of me.
His lips latch onto your labia and suckle, then onto your clit. He points his tongue at your clit, then oh my god flattens it and laps at your bud while suckling. His softness shows a hint to tenderness in his personality; he really knows how to treat a woman well.
This stranger spoils your pussy with his tongue and lips. He seems to be in his own little world while nosing between your thighs. He carelessly gets your juices smeared across his cheek and lets the rest dribble down his chin.
"Fuck fuck fuck — like that, like that. Don't stop don't stop — !! 'm gonna cum! G-gonna — fffffffucking cummmm ahhhhh — !!"
He flicks the tip of his tongue against your sensitive bundle of nerves, eager to make your pussy freak out on his mouth. Just before you cum he slips two fingers into your hole, middle and ring, and pumps them into a sweet spot hard. He just wants to get an idea of the feeling of your pussy when it cums.
Suckling at your clit, fingering you with nice hard rough strokes, closing his eyes like he's the one enjoying it meanwhile he's silent and you're moaning like you're going insane. He can tell you're close and speeds it up.
"Cum cum cum, cum for me. Just let go and cum." he sounds so desperate, and that professional tone of his is finally cracking. "Cum on my fucking face, please."
And he dives his tongue right back into your hole, wriggling his tongue around, resulting in the nastiest wet squelching sound. His lips press flat against your pussy, he draws in a deep breath and your heat is all he smells.
Please cum on my face. Please please please.
"Ah! Fuck! Fuckkkk!"
You gush right on his lips, which are plump and swollen and red and glistening with your slick.
He pulls away and licks his lips and tells you his name.
"Suguru, by the way. My name's Suguru. Hey... can I give you my number?"
Oh he's so smooth. But he's even smoother at the checkout, when he asks if you're free this Friday for a date. At his apartment. With the company of some of his favorite toys.
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