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patriamrealm · 3 months
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Read another ask about this:
Irida goes sword to sword against kamado and comes out on TOP? I need to see/read that.
Also, Ingo knows how to use swords because of her, too?
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Look, she was very angry and was not having it when Kamado challenged Akari to a battle at the Temple of Sinnoh, sacred ground he was already trespassing on. Frankly the only reason she jumped in to fight him first was because Akari had been traveling with Adaman to the lakes and he was a bit more tired. Had Irida gone with Akari instead Adaman would have faught Kamado.
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Ingo does not learn to swordfight he practices fighting more like Lady Sneasler though. However Irida is determined to beat him one of these days as he goes all out on her and does not pull punches. Ingo is just thrilled to battle someone.
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All the people that taught Irida to use a sword. Her parents, and when they died Gaeric did it too.
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chrrywvea · 2 years
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✨cyclone babysits for the first time✨
iceman: alright, there we go... *sets maverick down next to him* i'll pick him back up at seven, *takes out his checklist and hands it over* make sure he gets food and water every other hour, keep the jets away unless i permitted it...
cyclone: but sir-
iceman: let me finish-... so keep the jets in the hangar and, hm, maybe lock it... he can do a hop or two unless you want him to get more cranky than usual, shove him into his office twice a day and he'll get the paperwork done... shut the door though, or he will escape
cyclone, under his breath: whAt
iceman, pecking mav on the lips and ruffling his hair: i gotta go honey, love you! *death glaring at cyclone* one scratch on him and you're done.
cyclone, sweating profusely and watching the admiral saunter out the door: y-yes sir?
meanwhile maverick has already disappeared to the hangar, 11 little duckling daggers right on his tail
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errantnight · 2 months
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Random Danny Phantom Demon Twins Idea?!
Reading a lot of DP x DC prompts since I'm avoiding the Final Fantasy side of tumblr ok?
So imagine when Vlad makes Dani he somehow manages to transfer all of Danny's memories to her... except Vlad has no idea of course that Danny was originally raised and trained as an assassin even if he was given up to be adopted at 3 or 4 years old. So now he has a very very dangerous clone on his hands that knows way more about murder than she really should.
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corffee · 10 months
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“Come at me, bro~”
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“Oh shi-“
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theology101 · 2 months
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Attention Citizens! The Ministry of Truth has identified a Traitor!
Gantz ‘The Demon’ is to be considered extremely deadly - with confirmed murder of at least three full squadrons of his fellow Helldivers. Many of them believing him to be an ally until the bitter end…
The Government of Super-Earth will accept any and all information on his wherabouts. But be forewarned - not even a 500kg can purge his filth.
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petrichormore · 7 months
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q!Pac’s face when q!Bad said he had already read the report that said he was innocent im laughing so hard
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sicksucculentz · 7 months
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ok. I'm gonna say something about Fionna and Cake so be aware of spoilers
you guys recall the scene where Simon gets bitched by that fish monster just shortly before Finn kills it?
I had not even known about the series yet and had only seen a still of the scene of him laying there traumatized while Finn says "good job bait" That bit of blood on Simon's face looked like some kind of projectile spine that had been shot directly into his forehead. So for like two days I thought Simon fucking died in the second episode and it was deeply upsetting to me
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waviermylove · 1 year
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*Parents’ Weekend*
Gomez: I'll speak French between your legs, Cara Mia~
Morticia, swooning: That's the most romantic thing I've ever been told, Mon Cher-
*later, in the quad*
Ajax, reminiscing: I was just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis.
Kent: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!
Xavier: TITTY CROISSANTS-
Wednesday: None of you cretins should ever be having sex.
Xavier: *pales* You- you don’t really mean that, do you Wednesday?
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foxynovacoda · 8 months
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This was the moment when he knew
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He fucked up
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incorrectkakashi · 1 year
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kakashi: well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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unluckywriter · 1 year
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Welcome, my fellow Reyder obsessed friends, here is another one of my canons about those two. I imagine that Ryder just sits straight up one night waking Reyes up, so he's looking for a danger at first, but the only one he can see is murder in Ryder's eyes.
Ryder: You said you were going to investigate the Colective lead.
Reyes: what-
Ryder: But you are the Charlatan. You knew Zaia wasn't meeting the Charlatan.
Reyes: Ryder, it's 3 am, go back to sleep.
Ryder: What the fuck were you doing when I was chasing her across Kadara?
Reyes:
Ryder: What. The. Fuck. Were. You. Doing. At. The. Time. Reyes.
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mopillow · 2 years
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Nobody asked my opinion but...
Tried to say something earlier but Tumblr changed the icon and looks like the app is crashing a lot on my phone, this is the 4th time I try to write this and I hope this time it does save, I just have to keep pushing that damn button like 20 times
So I saw a lot of people looking at this gorgeous face
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and wonder, why does She Li looks like he got a conscience all of a sudden, the thing is that Jian Yi is not a problem student or an alcoholic person wondering the streets, not like they don’t matter but no one is about to make a big deal if any of them were to get into an “accident” nope people would just assume that Mo got in trouble because he has a bad temper and misbehaves a lot and the drunk may have just pass out on the street and hit his head, yeah we know is not true but prejudice is real, Jian Yi can easily go talk to ANYONE and people would believe HIM, She Li doesn’t have a conscience he just realized that he fucked up
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She Li and company don’t give 2 fucks about JY or Mo the only thing that matters for them is to not be punished for what they did, he could have cut HT and there would be no problem because HT would not say a thing Jian Yi on the other hand is capable of writing a book and find actors to make a little movie, point being She Li knows he made a mistake, no one and I mean NO ONE is going to believe that JY started the fight, that man is already buying tickets to some random place in the planet, good luck with that little snake
I just want to say that this is a She Li Stan safe place, I don’t like the dude but I’m mature enough to understand that his fans just want to f*ck with him and I respect that, thank you for keeping it weird guys just like don’t do that in RL I’m here if you guys need to talk about it
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creationtainted · 2 months
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based-kami · 2 years
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きみに恋する殺人鬼
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You ever just wanna BOP somebody??
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accidentally deactivated my pinterest account by changing the region fuck
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