#he goes ‘wasnt asking to hang but ok’

[glumet-shadow]

twst x enstars

inspired by shinyjr's post called 'what are you doing in my apartment'

why are they/you in your/my apartment

it was late, you had just got back from a long day at ES. When you entered your home a few people you remembered from a game were inside, but they werent real. Right? In response you pull out your phone and keys to aim at the strangers.

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Heartslabyul

Roses? Did Tsukasa and or the tea club drop off rose tea in your house? When you walked forward onto the stairs you see two men, one with ginger hair with a heart on his face. The other with dark blue hair and a spade mark to match, you scream as you think they broke into your house. Once they hear you they scream as well running into your room.

When you entered your room you saw the rest of the group, nearly panicking you called your favorite idol, but the leader takes your phone and hangs it up quickly. "Hear us out, we dont mean harm we swear."

You want to know what they all do in your home and when they find out about your obsessive coworkers?

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Ace Trapolla

No offense, but why is your house so small? Its nothing like ramshackle. But its very pretty and looks nice.

When ace first entered your home he was shocked to see posters of idols in your home. The first thing he put his hands on was an album which had photos of yourself and the idols. He was amazed-- until he saw someone who looked like riddle. Yeah, he screamed loudly which caused deuce to come and scream at the photo as well. They soon realized the difference once they saw people riddle never met in the photo.

What does he do though? After a few days and being placed under house arrest by riddle he finds your workplace. When he sees the large building he goes in, what he didnt expect was to see you, his precious player with people who looked like himself and deuce. Subaru, the one who looked like him, screamed, thinking it was a crazed fan who broke in. Though after you spoke up about how he doesnt actually know anyone but you he calmed down. Ace ran up to hug you which subaru wasnt happy about but let it happen seeing as you were ok with it.

Riddle and the others quickly followed in, causing a whole mess and you having to explain. No, they arent crazed fans of them, they are just your (obsessed) roommates. Eichi walks forward from the idols and seems skeptical but after a nod from you he holds you in his arms and drags you away from everyone. Noone knew you got roommates! Even those who had cameras! (except izumi but thats for later!)

When ace is alone he often photo copies every album with a photo of you and edits all of them into a collage of you (having removed the idols due to anger and jealousy) He wanted memories with you to!

Ace takes a job at ES, eichi or ibara had offered it to him. They only did so to see what Ace would do when he was guarding (you) the building. Quickly regretting it because ace clings to your side, Subaru panics when ace is basically glued to your hip during trickstar practice. Everyone panics infact. Tori is very livid when he sees ace, after practice tori asked eichi if "yuzuru could get rid of him." Which eichi didnt object to at all.

After work ace always greats you at the door, and when you just managed a concert for the idols he always is anxious wondering what "the crazy bastards" are doing to you.

"Oh, your home! How was everyone else at work? You thought I was there to today? No I was off today (he was he just wore trickstar clothing he had taken and snuck in.) Want me to tell trey you are home so he can start cooking dinner? Oh my day, it was uneventful."

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Deuce spade

Your home is nice, but why are there posters of "strangers" on your walls. Deuce doesnt take them down but takes pictures of them and scratches out the idols' faces in his copies.

When deuce first entered your home he was shocked, so this was your real home. The first thing deuce put his hands on was some of the pictures of the idols, which he didnt know how but they were hidden in a secret compartment in your desk. You didnt know it existed until he told you.

What does he do though? The first few days are mainly him looking around your home for the things the idols gave you, why? He wants them all destroyed to make himself happy. He found every single one, he mainly found tori's since well. Tori also has snuck into your home, and (not so) secretly put photos of him dressed up in places within your house. The "gifts" he didnt find were from izumi, the cameras. When he found them after about a year..... He was livid and, for the first time, came to ES of his own will. He slapped izumi and nearly released all his repressed bad boy feelings.

When deuce is alone you might find him trying to find jobs, he refused any offers from eichi or ibara saying "I already have my place, and anyway I assure you I would be poor at doing my job." Even if he would be very good at it he refuses it because he doesnt trust any of the idols. The only ones he can trust are subaru and hokuto, but even then it isnt much.

After work deuce usually is cleaning or clinging to you. During or after lives however, due to much convincing from you, you got deuce to come back stage with you and ace. He wasnt your guard at that point but after seeing first hand what the idols would do to you. He wasnt taking any chances ever.

"Hey question, why do you have all these photos of your colleges? You dont, well I found like 50 pictures of them. They must have hid them in (y)our house."

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Cater diamond

Nice place you have here- who are those people on those posters? Oh your coworkers. Yeah when he sees mao he sees red. Not his mark but anger. WHY WAS THIS SHALLOW COPY OF HIM ON YOUR WALLS. Oh he already has someone. Who? A guy who is also (obsessed) interested in you.

When cater entered your home he was shocked about everything around him. Specifically the posters of your coworkers. He found the cameras before deuce only tried to connect them to his phone instead, resulting in izumi hacking his phone and sending him messages. Most were along the lines of "get out of their house" and or "STAY AWAY FROM THEM." Oh he wasnt happy about this ever.

What does he do though? He joins ES not as a guard but rather as an idol. He creates a unit and invites you to produce him, of course you agree but when eichi catches wind of cater's ideas he quickly tries to team his unit. He (Eichi) is your (lover) roommate after all, why not support him? Ibara also tries to get cater to join eden, it ends up working. Ibara and cater work well together despite hating eachother.

When cater is alone he is often actually working on stuff for his career. Given the fact he already knows how to use social media well he gains quite the following, even larger than hiyori's almost. Much to everyone's dismay he ends up growing large enough to have a solo unit similar to mam.

After work you can find cater doing chores or working on a new song. During lives, whether it be his own or another unit's he is always near you. Of course he is, who wouldnt want to bring their "lover" with them to success.

"Thank you for coming to practice with me, I appreciate it a lot. Speaking of which I was looking for my unit's file in your office but couldnt find it. I only found fine's in it."

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Trey clover

Your home, yes its very pretty. But what are these little cards in your desk? Are they playing cards? No?

When trey entered your home he was in shock, mainly that he was here but also that there was someone who you seemed to like that was just like him. He was honored but also livid at keito.

What does he do though? He mainly does the chores, since they have ace and deuce as guards for ES and cater an idol he doesnt need a job exactly. So he choses to do the housework often left behind by everyone but riddle and himself.

When trey is alone as said above he does chores but he also helps with cater's unit when you cant. He made "special effects" that made cater almost multiply, even if it was an excuse so they could use their magic together. They made it where cater's clones would do the song. Once it was done trey use his magic and made it seem lke they just disappeared when really he just wrote of cater's magic in an interesting way.

After work you always find trey cooking, you cant help but go into the kitchen and offer him a hug. He of course welcomes it but also explains what he is making.

"Riddle said you have been doing a lot of work lately, dont worry I can help you if need be. I already help cater, what is one more (he offers this to annoy the idols.)"

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Riddle rosehearts

He will take care of you and your home, rest assured. No need to worry about the first years, they wont matter in the end.

When riddle entered your home and heard the troublesome duo's screams he ran to them. When he saw someone who looked like him he yelled, weirdly and luckily tsukasa was off stage was when Riddle used his magic on him. You, you just panicked when you saw the familiar collar on his neck. You ran home to get your phone, you forgot it earlier in your rush.

What does he do though? You often find him organizing your papers for work, even the ones you hid. Often times he burned the pictures of tsukasa but you never noticed him doing so.

When riddle is alone as stated above he will be burning the cards the idols snuck into your home and or bag. He doesnt help with cater's idol work but he does help you manage with knights. Tsukasa and him form a bit of a bond, which is why riddle after about a month of them working together he doesnt burn the cards and instead gives them to you in flowers for tsukasa. An idol he hates after meeting is hiyori. Do not let them in the same room unattended, he will attack hiyori.

After work you may find him drawing outfits, he learned how to draw from shu. Even learns to sew from him just to help on your workload. However after a live he clings to you for dear life and hands you roses as a "reward" for not indulging those idols in "regretful and wrong" actions.

"Rose, you are home early? Oh me, I was just cleaning a bit for you. The thing on the table? Thats the latest design for one of the units."

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In a summary

Heartslabyul is a dorm that helps you a lot, they all work except trey who joined niki's kitchen group. You dont have to work anymore if you dont want to. You have 2 bodyguards who make decent, a super popular idol, a home chef, and a star producer to watch over you. Why leave them now? Cant they "help" you some more. Even get your least favorite idol to stay away from you.

#yandere enstars #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere heartslabyul #twisted wonderland #semi self aware au #enstars x twst #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #ace trappola #deuce spade #cater diamond #yandere x reader

[brownsugarwrites]

Do you think you could do number 16 in the prompt list with Carlos? There is such a lack of dilf!Carlos and it makes me sad D:

yes!!! dad!carlos x parent!reader (carlos with a dadbod and grey streaks….)

He would literally be so excited when you tell him that you’re pregnant and even more excited when you tell him its a girl. he buys so many things for the baby even though shes not even here yet.

He falls in love with the baby as soon as you birth her. Literally love at first sight.

When he does skin to skin contact with her he tears up hearing her little heart beat and feeling the tiny grip on his finger.

Literally thanks you everyday for blessing him with yalls daughter.

Will be more than happy to take the baby so you can take a shower or make dinner because he loves spending time with her.

tummy time warrior! the baby may hate it but he loves seeing her bobble her big head trying to hold it up to meet her daddies eyes loads of encouragement too. like “Look at daddy pretty girl” while rattling the toy to get her attention. When shes finished for the day hes like “Did so good today princess!!”

When she gets a little older he puts her in the baby carriers when they go shopping and picks up a toy she doesnt need everytime.

When she hits prime toddler ages hes always seen playing princesses and tea party with him. Even goes as far as dressing in tutus and tiaras so he could fit the theme.

Family movie nights when yall are watching some animated movie with a bowl of popcorn shared between the three of you.

She is spoiled rotten. Literally getting everything she wants if she asks with those big brown eyes.

Carlos the type of dad to match outfits with his baby girl and its so fucking cute.

Prime teen years is rough for papa Carlos. Shes still spoiled but when she starts hanging out later with her friends and even bring boys around he gets scared. You have to comfort him letting him know she wasnt going to stay his baby forever and it was ok that she was growing up. Definitely cries a few times 💀

definitely tries to have another kid (ifykim) 🫣

#resident evil x reader #resident evil fanfiction #carlos oliveria x black reader #carlos oliveira x reader #carlos oliveria drabble #carlos oliveira

[cupoftaae]

Heyy! Love your work💜 Could you maybe write something fluffy, where tae is y/n’s comfort and she goes to him after a bad day🫶🏻

Hello there! AW, thank you for reading!

Fluffy taehyung is my weakness, I hope you enjoy anon :)

warnings- mentions of weed, swearing. Soft taehyung needs his own warnings tbh. also this takes place as if they were both like, 19-20 ish ....KIND OF FRIENDS TO LOVERS LOWKEY

wanna build a pillow fort? -KTH drabble

you werent sure how you had landed in this position in the first place, but here you were, sitting in the living room while your parents explained to you that...well...the college you had been praying to get into one day had declined you.

"are you sure?" you whispered, watching your dad show you the letter. You sighed, trying to hold back any signs of emotion. You had taken a gap year between graduating high school to now, just to grasp your bearings. You put all your energy into working and getting into school, but the universe had other plans.

"I know you wanted this so badly, y/n, im sorry" your mother sat down next to you. "What am I gonna do? I had no backup plan..." your face falls into your hands. "your so young, you have time. you can also sign up to take classes, you dont need to be a student" your mom adds.

"but I wanna be a student, thats the whole point."

"listen, I know this is stressful, but just go get some rest and maybe we can figure out a new plan tomorrow? ok?" your father stands up, looking at you sadly.

You shrugged, knowing that they were just trying to help, but there was no way out of this, you were fucking upset.

Once you had gotten into your room, slamming your door shut, you collapsed onto your bed and took 5 deep breathes, you didnt want to cry. You were a big girl now and crying over school was dumb. You just wanted to be with someone right now, and your best friend was 3 streets over, making things difficult.

You could invite him over, but your father wasnt too pleased to see him late at night the last time he was here. He had walked in and alerted your dog, making him bark until your parents came downstairs, freaked out. They also just dont like the idea of a boy being in your room, despite the fact you are 19, and have been friends with taehyung since you were little....there were absolutely no feelings like that showing up... at least thats what you chose to believe.

You quickly texted him just to see if he was even up to hang.

You: wyd

Tae: making ramen, wbu?

you smiled and chose to ignore his message, making the quick decision to grab your jacket and sneak out your window. Youve only done this one other time, and it was when you had covid and your friend Vanessa dropped off chipotle outside on your side of the house for you.

You prayed to God that your parents had no installed cameras, because one, you didnt want to get caught, and two, you fell on your ass on the way out. "Jesus christ" you scoff, getting up and making a dash to taehyungs house in the dark.

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Taehyung was standing in the kitchen and dancing to music with his dog, making his little paws move according to the choreography. "Why are you making food so late?" Taehyungs mother spoke, coming into the room to fill up her tea. "because its friday.." he mumbled, mouth full of noodles.

"Okay" she laughed and shook her head, "just clean up, yeah? oh, an-"

his mother was cut off by the front door being knocked on, "who is here at this hour?" she whispered, walking over to look through the peep hole. She sarcastically looked back at taehyung, "why is y/n on my front step?" she smirked.

"she is??" he walked over to the door.

"you know if you wanted to plan a date, I could have made real food for you guys"

"mom stop" he shyly shushed her before opening the door.

"hello" you mumble, bowing at the presence of his mother.

"Hey, y/n...is everything alright?" he asks, his mother gently pulling you inside. "its almost 11 dear" she spoke.

"Im ok, Im just needing some time out of my house, I hope im not intruding?"

"oh no, no, sweetie youre good" she smiled and closed the door.

Taehyung hugged you and glanced at his mom

"i'll be upstairs if you need anything" she spoke, grabbing her tea and walking upstairs before yelling "Be good, just not too good"

He laughed and pulled away to look at you. "Not that I mind your presence, but...why are you here?"

you giggled as he took your coat and hung it up. "well....I uhm" you looked around before sitting on the edge of the couch. "I didnt get in" you shrugged, forced smile on your face.

"hm? what are you talking about?" he stands in front of you

"I received a letter in the mail today from HUFS, and it was declining my application" you speak softly, watching him frown.

"y/n...Im so sorry"

"its okay, its just a lot, but i'll be fine."

He kneeled in front of you and held your hands, "you know...its okay to be sad, right?" he whispers, "that was your dream school.."

you nodded, wanting to sink into the floor the moment you felt tears prickling your eyes. "I know, but...something new will come. I just really wanted to be like you, in school and working towards my degree already, you know?" you shrug.

he nods, "I know, but.." he squeezed your hands, "life isnt a competition, we all do things when the universe pulls us in that direction. Its ok this didnt work out, maybe it was for the best. I know you, y/n, and whatever you do in life is going to be fucking amazing, no doubt about it. So be sad, mourn what you will miss, but dont let it hold you back."

you nodded as tears escaped your eyes, small cries falling from your lips as he immediately held you up and wrapped you into his arms. "Its okay....I promise" he coo'd, hand brushing your hair as you finally let yourself feel upset.

"thank you" you sniff, wiping your eyes as you hold him.

"cmon, lets go eat junkfood and build a fort" he squeezed your waist, making you blush slightly as you followed him to the kitchen. "a fort?" you asked, eyes still wet.

"mhm, with like the pillows and stuff" he spoke, taking another bite of noodles.

you giggle, "ok"

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You two sat under a giant pillow fort, with a blanket over the head for the roof. "I have to say, your pillow fort making skills have improved. Remember when we were little and it would always collapse on us?" you snorted, nudging him.

"I have improved and grown in many ways, trust the process of time" he joked, taking a bite of the chip in his hand.

He definitely had grown and improved, taking a moment to look over his face proves the fact that Taehyung had matured quite nicely at that.

"dont stare its rude" he teased, finding something to watch on youtube.

You shake your head, "sorry" you lean over to lay beside him so you can see the screen of his laptop.

"Your parents wont like...kill me...if they find out you spent the night, right?"

you giggle, "am I spending the night?"

"well, you dont have to, I just assumed because its already 1am and its not safe for you to be out and about"

you shook your head, "what? so I dont have what it takes to fight off street hagglers?"

"oh you do, Im keeping you off the street for their safety" he spoke seriously, making you laugh.

"mm, and no, my parents arent gonna do anything, I dont think....maybe.....you know what? I dont know"

"oh that makes me feel good" he fake pouts

"Im teasing, im 19 and they need to get over keeping me locked up all the time..." you play with the fabric of the blanket.

"I think your dad hates me, dude" he sighed, shutting his laptop and leaving you both to lay in the dark as you looked up at the green blanket roof.

"shut up, he does not"

"He told me that he didnt want me showing up there anymore"

"thats because it was 4am and you scared the dog, I told you to come in through the window you fucking dumbass" you joked, "he also caught you with weed, so there you go"

"hm, fair I guess" he sighed

"he doesnt hate you I promise" you turned on your side to face him, not realizing how close your faces were.

He turned his head, noses barley touching as you both looked over each others faces in the dark.

"are you feeling better?" he whispered

"yeah...yeah I am" you mumbled, wanting to pull away but also choosing to stay put.

"good" he smiled and turned his body so it was also laying on his side, facing you.

"Y/n?" he asked

"yeah?"

"is it ok if I kiss you?"

you felt your hear stop in your chest, what did he just ask you?

"w-what?" you look at him, eyes wide

"I asked if I could kiss you?" he repeated, voice so soft and quiet. "its ok to say no" he added.

you took a breath, realizing that in moments like this, you really have to be honest with yourself and stop saying you aren't attracted to him, because here he is, in front of you, asking to kiss after taking his time to make you feel better. You can only hold on to your discipline so much before you fold.

"yeah...yeah you can kiss me, tae" you exhale, shocked the words even came from your mouth.

His large hand came up to hold your face delicately, thumb brushing your skin as you both leaned in slowly until each others lips clashed. The feeling felt a lot more natural than you anticipated, it wasn't weird, or awkward or cringe, it felt....right?

If tae's plan was to make you fully forget about that college letter, than goal achieved.

You knew you both would have to talk about this later, at some other time when your mouths weren't attached to each other, but for now all you wanted to do was be thankful for him.

you gently pulled back and giggled like a little girl, a blush creeping over your face as he pulled you against his chest. There were no words or jokes, you both simply laid together before eventually falling asleep in each others embrace.

Maybe he was right about better things coming, and maybe this was it.

A/N- this was so cute I was kicking my feet and giggling while writing, we all need our own taehyung.

#taehyung smut #taehyung #kim taehyung #taehyung fluff #taehyung fanfic #kim taehyung fanfic #bangtan #bts fluff #bts fanfic #bts #bts x reader #bts smut #tae fic #tae smut #tae fluff #tae drabble #tae x reader #taehyung drabble

[akiitos]

Hihihiiiii

uhhh

hru :D i hope ure healthy and well (unlike me/hj)

Uhhhh anyways! If possible, could I request a Toya, Akito, Rui, and Tsukasa (separate obv) with a gn reader who literally cannot sleep with 1) something in their arms, and 2) atleast something the reader can hear (whether itd be music, a normal conversation, a tv playing, anYTHING)

Also heres two little scenarios if you have a hard time trying to figure out what to do with this request: 1) them cuddling their s/o while either singing or just talking with the reader, or maybe just a song playing or a channel going off on the tv. 2) when they get home at like 10pm they just find the reader sleeping with a squishmallow and a spotify playlist going off from their phone. Or 3) after they finish talking to someone on the phone, they go to theirs' and s/o's shared room just to find them sleeping peacefully with a squishmallow (next thing they know its because they were talking to someone on the phone)

Uhh if your requests are closed, you can just ignore this (or delete it), and if you feel as if you cant do this, feel free to once again, ignore or delete

Alright I should uhh prolly go now it's 4:20am here and I'm supposed to be awake by 6:30am (not like im gonna sleep honestly)

Alrighty, uhhh, byebhe have a nice day/night

(also im sorry if it's a lil disorganized to you)

project sekai boys x gn!reader

summary: you tend to fall asleep when you're cuddling something, and if youre listening to something!

;; hcs style

@ toya aoyagi

• you were literally SO tired but toya was over and it was insane. so you just got your favorite plush and hugged it as he left the room for a bit

• but uhhh you wanted something to be listening to aswell

• so you just got out your phone, played the shared playlist that you and him have and just shut your eyes in a soft bliss

• after a few minutes, he walked into your room and had almost no reaction-

• i mean, he was pretty suprised that you fell asleep this quick.

• he kissed your cheek and ran his cold hands against your warm body lovingly

• he tried going near you without waking you up, and probably fell asleep too tbh

• cute.

@ akito shinonome

• he knew of your habits beforehand, and didn't seem to care

• so, he wasn't suprised when you asked him to call you in the middle of the night so you can sleep

• he pretended to be annoyed, but still agreed to it anyway.

• it was like 12 am and you asked if he could talk about his day, or tell stories

• he did, and honestly...

• best experience ever. may ask again!

• if you do end up falling asleep on call with him, he'll go on mute and admire you (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY)

• he'd fall asleep after you.

• he's so ahhhhhebsnka

@ rui kamishiro

• sort of like akito, you'd mostly call/face time him if he couldn't be with you at the moment

• if he notices you cant sleep, he'll ask if you'd want to call -- if you say yes, then he'll happily obliege.

• he'll talk about anything. literally anything

• mostly about his inventions, though

• he's one of the best people to go to for this, since his voice is so relaxing. like wtf??

• if he notices you're asleep, he'll either stay on call- or hang up and send you a sweet text message.

• he doesnt mind calling you whatsoever, and actually enjoys it, since he likes having someone to rant to.

• rly helpful! 5☆ ratingg

@ tsukasa tenma

• ok. here this boy goes

• he likes buying you plushies, and everytime you sleep with them, it reminds you of him

• you like sleeping over at his house, as he likes sleeping over at your house too.

• no matter whose house, he'll be really good at talking

• he can talk about ANYTHING. when i say anything, i mean ANYTHING

• be it his sister, his life, hell- he'll even talk about you!

• when he does talk to you, he has the calm voice that soothes you to sleep

• fallen asleep already? ah, too bad, i wasnt done yet, he says as he kisses your forehead and lays down beside you

#pjsk akito #prsk x reader #project sekai #project sekai x reader #prsk #proseka x reader #prosekai x reader #akito shinonome #akito shinonome x reader #tenma tsukasa x reader #tsukasa tenma x reader #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro x reader #rui kamishiro #toya aoyagi #toya aoyagi x reader #pjsk toya #akiitos posts

[wienertit]

SUPER LONG ITAPAN RAMBLE INCOMING!!!!

OKAY. OKAY. its been a while since ive rambled on this account so today im going to clear up how i see itapan so that no one gets confused when i say “i dont think they would ever date” and then proceed to draw them making out or whatever.

when you hear “one sided itapan” you might think italy has the stronger feelings (because he’s the one approaching and hugging and kissing japan or whatever) but i feel that it’s actually japan with the stronger feelings.

when italy’s affectionate towards japan, its not because he’s necessarily attracted to him, but that’s just how he behaves. i think that he’s kind of trying to lead him on so japan is nicer to him. italy has been coddled his entire life like he’s been taken care of by austria and hungary and spain and france and germany and literally everyone loves him. and he KNOWS that everyone loves him so he purposefully babies himself to others so he can get even more special treatment. hes an annoying little asshole who uses his good looks and weakness to get out of trouble and i love it!!!

throughout the series (both in anime, manga, and a little in hetamyu), japan actually grows a bit of a soft spot for italy because of how weak and pathetic he makes himself seem. at first he’s polite and awkward because he idolized italy to be strong and capable, but once his expectations are SHATTERED he gradually begins to want to take care of him in a way. he doesn’t get mad at him as often and sometimes even defends him when germany is upset or lecturing him (like in hetalia fantasia). he tucks him in bed and lets him sleep on his chest and share a bed and bathe together and do the gayest shit ever. i probably would’ve thought “well thats because he’s too polite to refuse” but he ACTIVELY wants to do this stuff with him. he puts a hand on his back to keep him in place when he rests on his chest. he visits italy often and loves to cook with/for him. he wants to learn how to hug and kiss him back even after italy says its fine. he writes him letters and a SONG where he asks italy to visit him and gives him a pressed flower bookmark. japan goes out of his way to return italy’s affection and spend time with him while italy just does it because he’s italy.

i dont really think it’s a “sad” one-sided crush because in the end they’re still friends! they still both care about each other and confide in one another and hang out. italy isnt just affectionate to japan because he wants to lead him on and get more special treatment, but because they’re friends and he does still like him platonically! they can act like a couple without actually BEING one and thats insane!!! i love that shit!!!!!

ive mentioned how itager/gerita was my first hetalia ship and it still stands as one of my favorites. the problem is that im PICKY with it because i dont like a lot of the fandoms’ interpretations of them. i guess i wasnt as picky with itapan and liked it simultaneously with (although much more than) itager. but when i rewatched all of hetalia over the spring i realized how much MORE i liked itapan in the context of itager, which kind of blew my mind. like i remember mentioning to some itapan friends how i think they would never date and i still stand with that today. like italy and germany are too busy trying to win eachother over and they would just get together instead. japan actually likes his friends though and wants them to be happy so he would just go “ok” and move on while still doing all that gay shit with them. i guess jt makes itapan more of a brotp but it doesnt make it any less enjoyable for me. i LIKE to see them hanging out and being friends and dont really mind fanart where they’re dating or whatever because i can just pretend that they’re not!

anyways sorry for being a little insane i hate itapan but i actually love itapan okay i love them okay yahoo!

#itapan #ramble

[dullahandyke]

Ok hi I'm back playing dgs for the second half of the first trial

I meant to say before but I rlly enjoy how pivotal the setting is to this trial!! Obvi they didnt jusr pick it for shits and giggles but I'm liking the tension that the British presence provides

Also seeing susato so quiet in all these opening bits is so strange... susato toss :(?

AW YEAH ASOUGI GRABBING HIS SWORD W SAMURAI ON A MISSION PLAYING !!!! love this guy hope nothing bad ever happens to him

Love how auchi is trying to guilt ryuu over anglo-japanese relations and asougis just like lollllll fuck em... anti-british king

YESSS RYUU YOU GET HIM TOO!!! Fuck the government <3

NOOOO I JUST LOST A BUNCH OF LIVEBLOG BCOS MY PHONE GUCKED UP... anyway I'm up to the handbag thing

God they really pull out the 2-4 despair sprite any opportunity they can huh

'Asougis dream of going to Britain is fucked if we lose this' bro I thought itd b fine as long as he wasnt the lawyer. Was all that shit for nothjng

Yesss ryuu objecting just before the verdict... love him

Love ryuus little thinking face... + his hand guard thing... hes so the thinker

Love how as the trial progresses ryuu gets more sprites .. hes hardly even bug eyed anymore

Boooo brett we hate youuu why'd you even study in Japan if you're just gonna b racist abt every part of it

Also tbh idk where we're going with this train of thinking but its fun

My God is it poison and she kristoph gavins her way into a conviction... kristoph gavinning is when u make glib comments about details of a case that lead to your conviction btw

'I'm sure you've noticed this student doesnt miss much' asougi is showing off ryuus talents like a little pony thay can do a canter and tbh awesime

Help me one of her rebuttals is 'your flys been down this whole time' ❓❓❓ ryuu..... 'why didnt you tell me asougi' why do YOU assume asougis looking at your dick ryuu. 🤨

Shes pulling out the 'your brains are smaller than Europeans' shit my God.... can we like kill her kill her

Ok I think Brett poisoned Wilson and then stole the glass to cover her tracks before shooting him to pin ryuu... we r gonna update her autopsy report

No hang on wait that's such a stupid fucking plan. What if hosonaga noticed Wilson was dead. What if ryuu DIDNT notice the gun. If Wilson's wrist was burned on the plate then surely it was set in front of him but part of the beef is eaten so Brett must have had some. I guess thatd probably be better for alibi shit by having it look like h3 was in the middle of eating when shot instead of before being served but like. Was she leaning over the table stretching w a knife and fork to cut off a bit of steak. Girls gotta eat ig

Love that theres an exchange where ryuu goes 'this is great auchi agrees that the police r fucked' and asougi goes 'no ryuu hes clout chasing to impress a European woman. Hes just like bisexual obama'

Asougi picking up his sword as he prepares to 'pursue' hosonaga's statement... asougi r u going to kill this man

Hosonaga that is illegal

'What does this French writing say asougi' 'idk go to France and ask' hes such a bit of a bitch I love it <3

Also I'm looking at the back of hosonaga's pants when it does the panning shot and why r they so baggy at the ankles... bro hes tall as shit does he shop at the slenderman store

SUSATOOOOOOOOO SUSATO IS HERE@!!!! AW YISS LETS GO

Oh my God another fucking to be continued? I thought this was the last part bro enenensjs so I'm gonna take a break for a bit and then go back to killing jezaille brett dead

#the gaelic athletic attorney

[plusreaderswhenever]

Hi! I couldn’t find if you did any Magolor + Reader ficlets, and if you did I’m so sorry (can I be directed towards it?) and if you didn’t could I request one?

Thank you in advance!

Signed, a huge Magolor fan

oh my gosh MY FIRST EVER REQUEST! Ahem… I worked on a Magolor fic for a while before but decided to not finish it, and then I got this ask! Then I finished it and here it is, it’s not as bad as I thought it was turning out yay! Btw I was writing it a bit self indulgently (it’s a little sad) since it’s not originally from this ask so I hope that’s okay with you. Also this is, indeed, the only fic with Magolor in it I currently have, you were right lol! I hope you like it, and happy reading!

Magolor + Reader

You were at home, crying. Nothing went wrong, but you were crying anyway. Life sucks for you. (And that’s okay.) Your phone had been ringing annoying alarms for at least five minutes straight before, but they eventually died out. Your friends must have realized you didn’t want company, which would’ve been good a few minutes ago, but suddenly you felt like you could handle having someone nearby now. And you also NEEDED to have someone nearby now. You decided to text your friends back finally, since you luckily had the strength to move at least.

You opened your phone. 94 messages?! That’s a lot! Well, it had been ringing for 5 minutes straight earlier. You were treated to reading the following messages:

SkyBaby (that’s Kirby btw, RecD reference): what’s wrong? u didn’t show up to the picnic i planned w/ u! No one likes to refuse food! Are u ok?

ChinchillaTheCutest (that’s Elfilin): Kirby told me you didn’t show up to his picnic. What’s going on? He seems worried about you, probably because you passed up the chance to eat, but I get that you were probably just busy! But seriously, Kirby’s gonna cry if you don’t tell him why you weren’t there.

TripleD (you know): kirby’s crying! i asked him what was wrong and he said u didn’t show up to his picnic! whats up w/that?

BlueberryBatman (you know this one too): I heard that you did not show to a hang-out with Kirby. I hope you are okay. (If you read my Meta Knight + Reader, you know why he’s so concerned lol)

Spidersarenerdsallofthem (Taranza, I’m keeping in line with the lore of my Taranza + Reader): The king told me you hadn’t gone to a meet-up you promised Kirby. Is there anything wrong? I, your best friend, cannot allow you to stay hurt if you are hurt!

Spidersarenerdsallofthem: Nevermind that, something just came up. It probably wasn’t anything serious anyway, it might have been just because you were busy! I hope you understand~

Egg: yo, wassup? i heard you didn’t show to a hangout w/ kirbs was it because you forgot or smth?

You decided to respond to Magolor. You hadn’t talked to him enough and wanted to get to know him better. The only time you got to talk to him was when Kirby took you to see Merry Magoland, so you didn’t really know him beyond what was probably just a customer-service smile. Although Kirby convinced you two to give each other your phone numbers since he wanted all his friends to be able to contact each other in the event of a new threat that needs the power of friendship to be defeated, neither of you called or texted the other until now.

Well, here goes nothing.

You: i didnt forget i just wasnt feeling up to it… wanna hang out? im feeling a bit better now and would like to get to know you

Egg: a friend of kirby’s is a friend of mine! omw

You were glad dreamland was so peaceful. There was so little crime, people could just go to the houses of almost-strangers! While Magolor was on his way, you texted Kirby an apology for not coming to his picnic. He took it well, but you were still guilty for no good reason.

You hear the doorbell ring, and it was much tougher to get up than it had been to pick up your phone. It felt like your bones were made of lead, and your muscles were feeling weaker than usual. You wanted to cry again. Apparently you weren’t as over your meltdown as you thought, but you still managed to do it and went to the door.

You opened the door, and there he was, waiting patiently. 

You smiled to be polite and greeted, “Hey Magolor.” 

He exclaimed, “Yo, y/n! Doing okay?” 

You answered, “No.” 

He looked sad. 

“Is that why you passed up the opportunity to spend time with Kirby?” 

“Yeah.” 

“Can I come in?”

You just nodded, and moved out of the way to let him in your house.

You closed the door and led him to the couch, where you both sat down. You wanted to ask him if you could vent to him, but you couldn’t possibly ask that. You just met him! Frick, why did you even invite him over just to do nothing?!

Fortunately, being the socially knowledgeable, charismatic person he is, Magolor could tell by your expression and body language, as well as what you told him earlier, that you had something you wanted to tell him, and he knew no one likes an awkward silence. “Wanna talk about it?” He sat there eagerly, ready to take whatever you told him.

“Well… I’m probably depressed. I spent a lot of today crying for no reason, and a bit ago, I’d have probably died if anyone spoke to me. But then I thought I should CALL A BORDERLINE STRANGER TO VENT TO THE SECOND I GOT LONELY, I’M SO SORRY I CALLED YOU HERE-” You started coughing and crying from your little outburst, to which Magolor replied by patting your back to help your respiratory system and worriedly telling you, “It’s okay-” 

“NO IT’S NOT OKAY!” You yelled, and started crying again. He looked concerned before, but now he tried to calm himself down for your sake. He asked, “Can I put my hand on your head for a sec?” You were bewildered, but nodded, still weeping. 

He started petting you. What? He kept doing it. When you were quiet enough to talk to, he reminded you, “Hey. Remember when we met at Merry Magoland? We talked for a little bit. So we’re not borderline strangers. Besides, if we’re in the world where Kirby can instantly convince enemies to become his friend and fight alongside him, we can be friends.”

Oh, he was right wasn’t he? Your wailing slowed to the occasional sob, and you looked at him again. He was still concerned, but happy you were getting better. He continued to pet you, and you quietly reached out and pet him, too. He started PURRING. Oh gosh a kitty! you thought.

In your already emotional state, his cuteness and kindness made you cry again for some reason, but more quietly this time. It seemed like anything would make you want to cry now. He just hugged you (or, pressed his hands against you comfortingly, since he has no arms it’s the closest he can get). “There, there.”

You hugged him back and muttered, “Thank you.”

“Anytime. By the way, my dude, wanna play Minecraft? I’m sure it’ll show us the power of best friends!”

Giggling at the sudden change in vibes and glad to think about something else, you two played minecraft the rest of the day and loved it. The end!

#magolor #kirby series #Magolor + reader #fanfiction by me

[trobeds]

hi! do you have any ronance + elmax headanons? <3

HELL YEAH!! ALSO YOU ARE AMAZING THANK YOU FOR THE RONANCE PROMPT IVE BEEN DYING TO RAMBLE ABOUT THEM OMG I LOVE YOU <3

ok so onto the hcs (yeaahh)

robin and max hang out and talk about their crushes a lot and robin ADORES having someone like girls in the same way she does. but straight boy solidarity is great, steve! (ik hes bi obviously it just hasnt clicked yet)

nancy is a journalist with insane instincts, so she was bound to pick up on elmax eventually

robins already out to nance and the party at this point so nancy just mentions it casually in conversation

"hey, do el and max like each other"

robin doesnt have a filter so she just blurts out "wait max told you??"

"...no. i guessed"

and thats how ronance teams up in trying to set elmax up. as if theyre so amazing at confessing to their crushes *hint hint*

ronance = maxs moms = encouraging max to ask el to be her gf near constantly <3

its so silly bcs they dont realize theyre making eyes at each other instead of keeping tabs on elmax and making sure everything is going according to plan

max knows. she knows everything 100% and she keeps thwarting their plans like the self sabotaging bitch she is (rip)

el asks her out first.

she goes to robs bcs she knows robin likes girls and is just like her <3 and they come up with a plan for el to ask max out

she does and their first date is a picnic fuck you i will never give up the elmax/elumax picnic first date agenda

nancy helps el pick out something cute to wear (disclaimer: el is fucking adorable in everything she wears. its all cute.)

they laze around and el appears in her mind so max can see her when she kisses her for the first time <3

max and el are super bouncy and happy next time they talk to ronance and robin and nancy clap for them and get just as excited, if not more

ronance with that sense of "you only got your shit together because of us" high-fiving quote unquote, "subtly"

the roles reverse. el and max are the matchmakers now (+ steve bcs hes ronance truther #1 in my mind)

el using her powers to make them gravitate towards each other and them giving her death glares that say "what are u doing stop trying to set us up its obviously unrequited" and el just stares back like "girl wtf are you talking about??" while max gives them thumbs up and nods encouragingly while both robin and nancy think theyre being set up for rejection.

once nancy composes herself she power walks her ass over to robins house to tell her that el and max are trying to set them up

robin "what? no theyre not haha why would they do that its not like we like each other amiright? am. i. right." buckley and nancy "yeah ofc totally not. right. youre right." wheeler being kind of oblivious.

they get together when robin is just rambling about this book she read one day and she wont shut up and theyre sitting close enough that their sides are pressed together and their knees are in a perpetual state of bumping into each other and shes just so adorable and pretty and hot and nancy just cant resist

she grabs her face and kisses her

it takes a hot minute before she pulls away in mortification and robin starts talking. again.

"that was mind-blowing but if that was an experiment we can just forget about this. um. if it wasnt. id be surprised but...not opposed. at all. but thats not possible so anyways, my book was so-" ohmygodohmygodohmygodholyshitohmygodwhatthefuckohmygod

theyre girlfriends pretty soon after

elmax commends them on *finally* getting their shit together

final verdict: elmax and ronance are in love

anyways, thank you sm for the ask!! i really enjoyed answering it ily and take care of yourself <3 <3 <3

#ronance #elmax #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #el hopper #jane hopper #el byers #jane byers #jane ives #[insert every other variation of el's name i'm missing] #max mayfield #my fav sapphics <3 #+ two (2) mentions of #steve harrington #i love u thanks for the ask <3 #(my head)canons #my mailbox 💌

[fangirlstorycreator]

Terry KK3 X Reader

Context: Your feeling sick and Terry helps you 💚

You were hanging out at the dojo today, but your weren't really feeling yourself. You didnt know what was wrong with you, you just felt a little queasy, dizzy and had a bad headache. This wasnt like you and were so confused as to what was going on. Terry was working the morning lesson while you hung out in the office, you weren't a sensei so you didnt need to be out on the floor. Terry told you that morning that he was going to take you to one of your favourite restaurants for lunch after he finished his lesson, but now you were feeling like this, you didnt know if you wanted to go.

You just wanted a cuddle from him, but you couldn't have that, and you were starting to feel worse. Your body started to ache and you were getting hot and cold shivers. Your throat was hurting and it hurt to swallow when you tried to drink. You hadn't had anything to eat and very little to drink, the thought of eating or drinking just made you feel worse. You stood up and reached for Terry's hoodie he had left on the desk, and as you put it around you, you caught sight of yourself in the office mirror. You were as white as a ghost and you had dark bags under your eyes, you could barley make out your looks because your vision was a little blurry. What was happening? Why were you feeling so bad?

You sat back down on the office chair as the body aches started hurting you more, that's when John walks in to grab his phone. "Hey Y/N, just getting my- Y/N are you alright?" He asks you, looking concerned. "I'm not sure John, I dont feel well" He stands next to you and holds his hand against your forhead. "Damn your burning up, I'll grab you a bottle of water, and I'll get Terry too. His lesson should be finished by now" He leaves the office to go and find Terry, and you stand up to try and open the office window. You feel the need for fresh air, unfortunately its locked, and your need for air is growing stronger. You make your way out of the office slowly, holding your hand against the wall as you head towards the back door. Your vision is still dizzy, and just before you reach the door you stumble and fall forward onto the floor.

You could feel your stomach churning, and you were about to throw up. Thankfully being next to the bathroom, you stood up and ran in, making it in just in time to throw up into the toilet. You felt so awful after throwing up, your stomach was hurting, and you were in tears as you sat next to the toilet. You couldn't feel anything else left in your stomach, so slowly, you get up and head over to the sink. You took a sip of water and spat it back out to wash out the taste, then stuck your hands under the tap water and splashed it onto your face. You exhale as the wave of nausea goes away, but you still feel really unwell. "Baby?" Comes Terry's voice as he knocks on the door. "Baby can I come in?" "Yeh" you say, your voice a little croaky. Terry enters the bathroom and sees you leaning against the sink, your arms are shaking and there are tears running down your cheeks. He instinctively takes you into his arms.

"Oh baby, you poor thing. You look as white as a ghost. Have you just thrown up?" You look up at him with tears in your eyes, your body was still aching and your headache was getting worse. "Yeh I did, I dont know what's wrong with me babe, I really dont feel well" "Shhh it's ok baby, come with me" He guides you back to the office and sits you down on the chair, John walks in and hands you a bottle of water. "Thank you John" you open the bottle and take a few little sips of water, while Terry kneels down beside you, resting his hand against your rosey cheek. "There has been a stomach flu going around recently, I think that's what you've got baby. I'm going to grab our things and put them in the car and when I come back I'm going to take you home, ok baby?" "Ok Terry" He gives you a kiss on the head and heads to the door.

"Could you stay with her please John?" "Of course Terry" Terry leaves and John leans against the table. "Dont worry Y/N, Terry will take care of you" "I feel a little guilty John" "About what Y/N? You cant help that your ill" "But Terry wanted to go out, and now we cant" "Y/N he doesn't care about that, hes crazy about you and missing one lunch isnt going to upset him. Dont feel bad about it Y/N" Terry comes back into the room. "Thanks John" "No problem Terry. I hope you feel better soon Y/N, I'll see you both soon" "Thanks John, see you later" Giving Terry a tap on the shoulder, John exits the office and heads to his lesson, and Terry is back at your side. "Come on baby, I'll take you home" "I'm sorry we couldn't go out Terry" He shakes his head and rests his hand against your cheek. "Dont apologise, you cant help it. Now, let's get you back home" You take his hand and he leads you out to the car, and once your all strapped in, you fall asleep within a few minutes of the car drive, Terry just gives you a loving look as he drives you home.

Your awoken by Terry lying you down on your bed. "Terry?" "Shhh it's alright baby" "Terry did you carry me from the car?" "You were fast asleep baby, I didn't want to wake you" He sits beside you on the bed and strokes your hair. "Terry you didnt need to do that" "I know, but I wanted to. Now, you just close your eyes and get back to sleep, you need it" you tried to stay awake, but him stroking your hair made you feel so tired and before you know it, you fall back asleep. Later on when you wake up, it's dark outside and your headache has gone down quite a bit. You lean up and sit yourself against the bed frame, when Terry stands in the door frame. "Hey baby, how are you feeling?" "A little better I guess, my headache isnt as strong as it was" "But are you still feeling poorly?" "Yes" He nods and enters the room with a trey of many things.

A glass of water, a plate of plain toast, paracetamol, ibuprofen, and a cool cloth. "I have a few things hear to help you baby" "I love you Terry, thank you for taking care of me" "No need to thank me baby, I'm always hear for you" You eat a little toast, take the painkillers and manage to drink about half a glass of water. And once the painkillers kicked in, Terry climbs into bed with you. "How are you feeling now baby?" "A little better now thank you" "Come hear" he says as you snuggle down and rest your head on his broad muscular chest, listening to his heartbeat. He wraps his arms around you and holds you tightly against him. "I love you Terry" "I love you too Y/N"

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #terry silver #kk3 #terry silver x reader

[nailgunstigmata]

Charlie would never wrestle over dennis!! Dennis's pathetic ass would have to spray cat food scent over his hole to manipulate charlie into fighting over him like this is canon

bold of u to assume he doesnt anon. its part of the morning routine <3

no but honestly i kind of agree i think charlie would be very take it or leave it when it comes to dennis hole like hed be up to fuck his bestie because its convenient but hes not gonna be torn up about it if it doesnt work out u know. hes just kind of hanging out having a good time and i think thats a nice contrast to the kind of undying devotion mac has. like charden care about each other deeply but when it comes to fucking dennis should want charlie so much more than charlie wants him i think he should be very desperate about trying to please him and kind of pathetic about it <3 because charlie doesnt give approval easily so u really have to work for it. its not just the hole hes bathing in catfood. doing a full body scrub 🫶

but i also think that when mac is there a kind of friendly rivalry kicks in where its mostly mac being possessive and charlie getting a kick out of it so hes kind of doing it to fuck with mac but in a lighthearted way. like listen if u got to dick down ur boy best friend in front of ur childhood bestie whos annoyingly in love with him and ur kind of a shithead like charlie kelly canonically is….all im saying is that crazy thing go down in that bedroom ok. hes wrestling over dennis because hes horny and wants to fuck with mac but charlie kind of feels like the guy that would also be fine just jerking off alone to me so if it wasnt for the mac thing he would probably be fine with his right hand too. like if dennis tried teasing him hed be like oh ok then not i guess lol i also think dennis goes crazy about that but thats beside the point. sorry for posting an essay in response to ur joke ask anon but im writing charmacden sucking and fucking and having thoughts about it currently 🫶

#asks #charden is not macden but with charlie and thats part of the appeal. like charlie would be fine without dennis #but he also doesnt suffocate him in a way where dennis feels the need to push him away #so ya 🫶 ur right anon

[munamania]

okay. so that was. okay. so ill give a little (unfortunately long) update here ig.

-this conversation was prefaced by me being like hey can i talk to you abt something and she was like yeah and i instinctively said slay and then stalled by going ‘do you ever say slay’ and she was like ‘no i dont feel like it’s my place’ and i was like ‘oh why’ and she said ‘because im a straight woman.’ so we’re back to that. and i was like ‘oh yeah ok sometimes i feel funny saying it actually im trying to stop.’ whatever

-started out SO strong just being like whew. okay. remember when i asked if something was up last week. lol this feels weird. okay anyway so i like you,

-went on to say we seemed to click so well when we first met (she was like yeah!) and i guess there was a point where i thought she might’ve felt the same

-but didn’t know if she was straight/eventually found out abt Bf and then ran into them and things seemed weird

-she cut in at this point about Hammock day and was like oh im sorry we were really drunk and i knew i needed to get stuff to u so im sorry if i was being awkward. and i was like sick well i didnt know that but it was awkward because he was being a little rude to me

-and then when you BLOCKED ME FROM YOUR STORY... didnt know if something happened or if we just didnt get along as well as i thought.. and i didnt know how things would be this year

-but you were cool and i like talking to u so i decided to just get to know u

-and we hung out and that was cool but i feel like i make u uncomfortable (she shook her head) i feel like maybe you felt more for me and things were confusing and weird and scary and that all came to a head that friday we went to that party

-or i feel like you know that id had feelings for you and im seen as this like pseudo homewrecker or whatever

-and im sorry if im misreading all of this but i needed to say it. i dont want to make u feel weird but i just dont know how else to read this situation, i dont feel like im being treated like a normal friend

-so she goes. um. honestly i dont even fucking remember how she started she was just like i felt really bad i was being a bad friend to you

-like sorry i wasnt answering your texts i then felt bad about it and i think it translated to me being awkward in person and whatever

-and i was like it’s fine, i just feel like i was getting mixed signals and i was maybe seen as like. an ego boost or someone that’s maybe making your bf jealous. sorry if that sounds presumptuous

-and she just kinda managed to swerve past that and only said she tends to be really oblivious and didn’t realize i liked her and w/e

-and that im just like. good at fostering relationships with people?? and like. we do get along so well and she was also surprised by how long we hung out alone yk

-and she said she got in her own head about only hanging out when we weren’t sober bc people have said stuff to her about that and i was like. but we have hung out sober. and she was like yeah. so i was just like?? null point

-and she like. said she appreciated me bringing this up to her and it must have taken some guts i was like yeah yk i mean i respect you and just felt like things got weird and whatever

-and then i was like ok ill get out of your hair now cause she was going out to dinner w her roommates and she was like ok. would you like a hug

-and i said yes <3 because i am so fucking smart. so i got a hug

-and basically just yk see you monday. but im walking away from all that like okaaaaaaayyyyyy.... and?????

-like. is she so far in denial of potentially maybe liking women (along with boyfriend’s gender journey) that she just. refused to even touch any of that part of the story

-yeah speaking of she did not say Anything about him. and how he played into this

-i mean im still glad i said it and it’s out there and not just rotting away in my brain. u know. and i know i needed to go in with no expectations

-and it’s nice that she still apparently wants to like be friends? but i expected at least Something. she pretended. sorry. she said she didn’t remember blocking me from her story

-and i said Yeah well. you unblocked me in time for boyfriend day. and she said ‘oh well i can see how that would have looked’ and i said ‘yeah. nice pictures’ LOL

-i did interview her for a film project and i feel like i sounded so fucking funny like such a bitch or just Weird bc i was going insane internally. or maybe im just always that annoying talking to her.

-idk guys. so i guess that’s that for now. chapter over?

#at least i got to ask her. 'are you lying to yourself about anything' and she said 'yes' and then didnt elaborate #thats not gonna help me draw conclusions at all. #i need to stop trying to draw conclusions. she's fucking weird. like whatever #i guess. i WISH there was a fight or something slightly more dramatic. but either was was extremely unfazed #or just. blindsided and refused to even acknowledge the rest of what i said #maybe she wanted to be friends with me so she ignored if boyfriend ever said anything about me and tried to be like Noooo #so me confirming i had feelings for her was like. oh shit. yk? #whatever. she's weird. everything is weird. #film girl saga #so ig im like officially officially friendzoned. is that what happened? i guess by nature of the straight thing and the bf thing one could #argue i shouldve been a while ago but u know.

[peaterookie]

Lupin III Chapter 64 Review

this cover is a cooler one, but i wish the paint texture didnt look so weird on it...

ok ok so now lupin's in the university since they practically have no choice but to let him inn

he is trying to promote his new club, the Master Thief Club! but he bumps into zenigata along the way obviously they dont like each other and zeni makes it out VERY CLEAR to him that he isn't going get away with doing anything in here he also makes a comment about the heiji zenigata family line so yeah thats cool (why is his first name heitaro now)

lupin plasters posters advertising his club all over the university, zenigata and fujiko try to stop him but they get trolled instead. lupin is such a bastard already...

then we skip some time a bit to see lupin trying to extort someone into paying 50 million yen or else he has to leave this school?? what on earth is he planning???

turns out he ain't only extorting from one person, he has multiples of them hanging around outside the university!

"The Master Thief Donors Club" Lupin shows a billboard that lists the other debts he forced onto other people- all ranging into the million...

he even goes out of his way to extort fujiko out of 100k yen! zenigata sees this, and clearly doesnt accept what lupin is doing. a professor in the school by the name of jippo also doesn't accept it either... and lupin also extorts him.

"We, the members of the Master Thief Club, hereby demand the resignation of Professor Jippo. The denial of this request will be met with a 10 million yen fine and 42 cases of beer."

what is the meaning of all hes doing...?

lupin and zenigata get into an all-out brawl, and lupin gets called in by the chancellor to have a little meeting... lupin tells zenigata to wait at the donor wall, and "everything will make perfect sense."

lupin then meets with the chancellor, along with the parents of the kids that got extorted (they are all very rich and snotty, according to lupin.) lupin then tells the chancellor the reason why he's doing this. after some research, he's found out that the parents had bribed professor jitto to let their kids pass! thus, he fake-extorted the kids back in order to expose the parents how does he expose them you ask? with some simple steps!

lupin tells the parents to look in this curtain, and goes out to zenigata outside the donor board

he rips out the sign that originally says "The Master Thief Donors Club" to reveal...

"WE BRIBED PROFESSOR JITTO TO PASS OUR STUPID KIDS!"

the curtain was all just a trick for the parents to reveal themselves on the board, and the price was simply to show how much they payed jitto to get their kids to pass...

good on you lupin! it wasnt the best of ways but you did something good.

the end.

#lupin iii #lupin the third #local lupin manga fan screams about the manga as per usual #lupin iii manga #inspector zenigata #koichi zenigata

[dballzposting]

What if tarble and vegeta swapped places?

IF VEGETA GOT EXILED AS A YOUTH ? If he didnt have a high power reading as a babe? That would sort of change everything about dragom ball Z. I am not equipped to answer such an inquiry. This is quite the task.

Well I guess that Vegeta would commit himself to training all the same and swear revenge not just on Frieza but on his own family as well. And I guess Tarble would come to earth and I think loosen up faster than Vegeta did. Maybe he deosnt even kill Nappa. And hes not that fueled by contempt for Frieza so honestly he hangs out with Kakarot a bit bc hes sort of a cool dude.

And then Vegeta shows up eventually to kill Tarble and Frieza and everybody, but all the saiyans and the Z team are first united under the common cause to take out Frieza, and maybe by doing so Vegeta decides that it would be best to keep his now-teammates alive so that he has someone to rule over.

Eventually he surpasses everyboyd but Kakarot because he cares more than the others do, and Tarble amd Nappa become like Oolong and Roshi and they just hang out and dont care about anything and they just wanna have a good time. Sort of an impeccable ending for them if you ask me. Reminds me of some certain saiyan ocs of mine ... But I like this better bc Tarble is asexual and I think that thats classy OH GOD DOES HE EVER MEET HIS WIFE???? WELL THATS GOTTA HAPPEN SOMEHOW.

Ok maybe during all the space travels Tarble and Gure meet somehow. Maybe it was before the plot drama and it was on a planet that they decided wasnt worth destroying and selling so they left it in tact and Tarble had met a woman there whom he hasnt been able to stop thinking abt since......... so when he gets a minute he goes back.

I do like the aesthetic of Nappa amd Tarble being trashy bachelors who hang out in obscure locations though. A great influence for the kids

Also interesting to ponder who does and doesnt end up retaining their tail... Nice ask . Thank you

#dballz posting #dballz asks #That would be so scary and pure madness. The Saiyan Prince's slightly taller rejected older brother #filled with life-sustaining contempt and rage. Jacked up hairline. #No connections or loyalties to anyone (unlike tarble who in this context would have a sense of duty to his kind) #(maybw thats why he doesnt hate kakarot)

[indigo474]

Hi My name is April.. I'm into skipping rocks and making fires. Ha. I went to the woods to run but gathered sticks instead so i can build fires. I'm probably going to need more wood. I had a great day. I lifted heavy- 2 days in a row. I do enjoy lifting heavy things. I can't seem to get past 100 lbs for my upper body. It's a bit frustrating. Lower body- I've never NOT lifted whatever .. 165 dead lift- split squats.. push, pull- we talked about addictions- food addictions. it's such a horrible cycle- i don't believe anyone who is morbidly overweight is actually happy. I know I wasnt - i used food to stuff my emotions for years and years.. even now, if shit goes down between me and Madison i'll find myself in the kitchen looking for something to eat. actually- it was a while ago that happened. In our apartment- i recognized what was happening.. we rarely have any type of binge food the house now. There were a few things i had to tell Madison to not buy anymore.. I actually used running as a way to deal with the stress of buying my home. so, there is hope- but its hard and takes self awareness.. there is the hard of making the right food choice and logging and prepping or there is the hard of self loathing and feeling like crap-both are hard. We got to talking about this because of a guy i work with.. he is so big he has to sit in a special chair and he has a hard time walking to the bathroom.. its scary.

this is the 4th Christmas i wont be seeing my kids. I am debating sending them their Christmas ornaments and stockings and things that belong to them. I'm ready to let the stuff go. I'm just ready to let go. it is what is is and life goes on. Ive cried a million tears. I carry no bitterness or anger in my heart for them.. only love. its their stuff and i want to make room for new things.. things that bring me joy. I'll gather it together and decide what to .

I got a lot done today. I slept in until 8. I would like to run tomorrow. I'm not sure how my legs will feeling the morning. Madison wants to hang out with me before she foes to work. My left knee has been hurting since Thursday. It actually feels ok right now- motrin. Its not swollen.. I swear every time i ask the universe to show me how good my life can be it delivers. I do believe I am the creator of my life- while i am incredibly grateful for the career i have i am open to something new- i don't know the details.. even if i start some sort of side hustle .. so much to do.. but yes, i am pretty much open to anything. I am hoping 2024 is the year i finally meet someone.. i dont know if i should get back on the dating apps .. i am not a fan.. i cant imagine anyone is a fan,.. just awful. I need going out cloths.. I need to .. have sex with someone other than myself.

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

The broken computer (My AU)

*Sick Boyfriend invited his friends into the household to hang out, which of course he was forced to invite Senpai too, Pico and Darnell asked Drugfriend if they could use his computer to play games, Drugfriend won’t mind at all because he asked Sick Boyfriend if he would let his friends play with his computer, he agreed as long as they don’t go into his private stuff and to be careful*

Pico opened up Sick Boyfriend’s computer and goes to steam to search for games to play, he got a game for them to play.

Pico: Alright Darnell, I got a game for us to play

Darnell: Really, which one is it?

Pico: Five nights at Freddy’s

Darnell: What?! No way I’m playing that game, it has jumpscares

Pico: Oh come on, I dare you play!

Darnell: *groans* Fine, but you owe me one

Pico: Alright, let’s do this

*Pico pressed five nights at Freddy’s and pressed play*

Pico: Alright, let’s survive the night!

2 minutes later, it’s 3am

Pico: Ok, so all we have to do is to make sure Chica doesn’t come to kill us

*Pico looked at Darnell, he looked all scared*

Darnell: *whimpers*

Pico: Looks like somebody’s scared😏

Darnell: S-Shut the hell up, I-I’m not scared, I got this in th-

*Jumpscare*

Darnell: AHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!(punched the computer screen very hard)

(Pico was shocked of what Darnell just did)

Pico: Oh shit….

(Pico couldn’t believe what Darnell just did right now)

Pico: Oh my god, Darnell what the fuck did you just do?!

(Darnell looked at the computer and realized what he just did)

Darnell: Oh crap, I-I didn’t mean to, Freddy caught me off guard and I just freaked out!

Pico: Oh man, what are we going do?!

Darnell: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit this is bad!!!

(Drugfriend came when he heard a noise)

Drugfriend: Hey guys, what’s going on, what ha- OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!

Darnell: I-I-It was an accident, I swear!!! we were playing Fnaf and I got jump scared by Freddy and I just freaked out and punched the computer! I didn’t mean to destroy his computer!

Pico: Yeah, he didn’t mean to smash Sick Boyfriend’s computer screen!!!!

Drugfriend: Oh man, this is bad….

Darnell: What are we gonna, Sick Boyfriend is gonna kill us when he finds out we broke his computer

Pico: Oh man, Oh man, Oh man!!!!

(Pico and Darnell were panicked on what they should do when Drugfriend had an idea)

Drugfriend: I have an idea!

Pico: Wait you do?

Drugfriend: Yeah, Sick Boyfriend won’t know you two are the ones who broke his computer if we blamed somebody else

Darnell: You think that would work?

Drugfriend: Yeah it worked, I have done it multiple times and got out Scott free

Pico: But who are we gonna blame?

Drugfriend: We’ll just blame Senpai for it!

Darnell: Senpai? Why?

Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend hates Senpai’s guts with a burning passion because one time I was dared to alter his appearance and he got upset and I blamed Senpai for it

Darnell: Ohhh ok, so we just blame Senpai

Drugfriend: Yep!

Pico: I like that idea, what about you Darnell?

Darnell: I don’t know guys….

Pico: Darnell, would you rather let Sick Boyfriend fuck you up for destroying his computer or blame Senpai for it?

Darnell: (he thought about what Sick Boyfriend would do to him when he finds out) *gulp* You know what, Let’s blame Senpai!😅

Pico: Good choice dude

Drugfriend: Yeah, Come on let’s go downstairs to the living room and pretend nothing happened

Pico and Darnell nodded and they went to the living room and pretended nothing happened

2 minutes later….

(Sick Boyfriend screams)

Boyfriend(Cam): What the hell was that?!

Pico: (mind) Uh oh, he found out

Darnell: (mind) we’re dead…..

Sick BF: WHO THE FUCK DESTROYED MY COMPUTER?!😡

Pico: Uhhhh It wasn’t me!!!

Nene: Wasn’t me either!

Drugfriend: It was Senpai!

Senpai: WAIT WHAT?!

Sick BF: SENPAI!!!!!

Senpai: IT WASNT ME!!!!

Sick BF: You better hope I don’t catch you when I come over there!!!!

Senpai: Oh crap!!!(hides some place)

The others were confused about what just happened while Pico, Darnell and Drugfriend were acting like nothing happened

Cam became suspicious of this….

Boyfriend(Cam): Alright, what did you guys do?😒

Pico, Darnell and Drugfriend: Nothing😳!!!

#friday night funkin #fnf spongebob parodies #fnf mod #scr

[jeonyi]

Men with fragile masculinities <<<<<<

#im so annoyed rn #this guy literallt asked me out to get some boba #i said i wasnt looking to hang out w people #he goes ‘wasnt asking to hang but ok’ #like ????? u asked me to get bubble tea-nvm #boys if u cant handle rejection dont ask people out its aggy