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astrallar · 4 months

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Come on and sit next to papa bear

#Halsin #bg3 #i should have been in bed like an hour ago but by god did photoshop fight me #but I am the victor and my reward is sharing this blessed man #hella rough sketch i will not render him today #he is 'clothed' if we can call it that #nsft #just incase #because i have a feeling

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dreadheadmadi · 27 days

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Imma keep my ting brief:

You can’t get mad at Miles smut and then turn around and repost fan art of Miles with rock hard abs, Gwen with a big butt and large breasts, and Hobie and Pavitr making out.

Don’t like pedos on your page? Stop giving them ammo. Argue with your momma🤷🏾‍♀️

Edit: Not defending no one, both sides are ugly n nasty as fuck. Don’t @ me unless you got some real defense, n “but I’m a minor” ain’t shit.

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nostalgia-tblr · 4 months

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u kno, idk if i said this here but "sylki" sounds like a women's shaving product to me. specifically a women's one, it'd be some pink thing that costs about three times as much as razors aimed at men but i'm not even sure if it is a razor, it might be some weird cream that doesn't work or an odd hi-tech gadget that doesn't work, but the point here is that it definitely sounds like the name of a product that a) is pink, b) costs too much, and c) is demonstrated in repetitive annoying ads by women who already lack body hair so why are they even using a sylki on that body part in the first place eh?

#this is of course ironic because sylvie definitely has socially-unacceptable amounts of body hair. i mean of course she does #you think she's taking time IN AN APOCALYPSE to shave the legs that are usually covered in clothing anyway??#you think someone who's about to die would complain that their temporary and very final lover has fuzzy arms??#TVA!Loki shaves every body part he can reach though so it balances out. if that was bothering you at all.#sylki: now available in a slightly different shade of pink!#and this is STILL not the worst shipname i can think of in under ten seconds #oh is there an avengers-fandom-style name for sylki? like... wait would it be frostfrost? can we start calling it frostfrost too?#they called thorki “thunderfrost” which just sounds like the sort of weather the news warns you about at least once every winter round here #“and a yellow weather warning applies to the glasgow area tonight due to the THUNDERFROST that's expected around 1am. drive safely!”#“six villages in the borders are without power again this morning as the THUNDERFROST continues to prevent repair work”

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teeth-draws · 1 year

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Another post of my boy with messy lines and a white background ig lmao

#shepherds of haven #trouble alder #shoh #if games #I forgot about this picture bc I had to delete it from my galleries bc someone at work went through my phone and it was just #naked trouble sketch and then I had to walk it back like “I like character design.“ but they just look at you like #anyway that’s what we call being an artist it’s fraught with peril #I was going to do a bunch of outfits but listen clothes are hard and I’ve been so busy #I think trouble has some sort of rag/necktie like those working class Edwardian boys #also for obvious reasons a scuffed up leather apron #also he is obviously a boxers guy but I’ll be real w/ you I didn’t want to draw the fabric so boxer briefs it is #for MODESTY #the MUM ❤️ and MC tattoos are a joke (was going to be MC - BFF) but I also think they’re in character so they can stay #what are clean lines idr #ideally he’d have a bunch of munitions belts and holsters and I DID draw them but now here we are #thank you lolly for the outfit inspo btw #I’m not happy with the boots honestly but whatever

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sandinthepipes · 1 year

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I have just realised that a lot of my favourite ships fall into the-prince-and-the-pauper bin???? And i wasn't even aware??????

#no listen to me #the most obvious here is merthur #we all know the literal prince of camelot and the guy who grew up sleeping on rocks #but also geraskier #fucking el dorado which i know for those non italian isn't a big thing but here let me tell you I'd give my life for those two fucking idio #like tullio comes from old money and miguel can barely read because he grew up on the street and that's all canon baby #and then I thought fucking sinbad #proteus and simbad are again the literal prince and the kid in ragged clothes he found on the street #i don't know how their ship is called nore miguel and tullio #FUCKING BAGGINSHIELD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #EVEN BLACKSTEDE #FUCKING NANDERMO GUYS NANDOR WAS A FUCKING PRINCE AND GUILLERMO HAD TO STEAL MONEY TO BUY A FRIDGE #i am loskng my mind how did i never noticed all of this #btw it all started from me thinking that pedro pascal would make a great sinbad #and orlando bloom a great proteus and then they'd kiss #shit fuck now i gotta investigate all my other past obsession because I'm beginning to suspect a pattern #is this my subconscious telling me i want a sugar daddy #merthur #geraskier #bagginshield #blackstede #nandermo #miguel x tulio #sinbad x proteus #otp #pairing dynamic #inthepipes

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potatomannnnn · 1 month

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Me when the ... Me whe... When.... Uuhhhh.... W.. when the.... Um....

#obey me oc #obey me leviathan #if i have to work in public spaces so does he #i have to smile a lot and i dont like it #i dont like attending customers #i start to sweat alot from the sheer terror of those middle age people wanting fast food #they get mad when i dont have small ketchup sauces #i dont get it #why #how #random middle aged people get mad when we can't sell them some stuff bcs its cooking why can't they just wait for a moment whywhywhywhywhy #i just have to smile bcs i cant say anything back or they will call my boss #no amount of deodorant and clean clothes can hide my sweat each time i have to deliver food

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waitingforminjae · 1 year

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Jin Zixuan (Episode 12)

The disciples of the Jin Clan are not cowards.

Jin Ling (Episode 45)

Even if I have no one to discipline me, it’s not for you guys to do so!

#</3 #this is NOT me calling jin ling a coward - in fact far from it!!!!!!#anyone who calls that boy a coward can fight me #the untamed #mdzs #cql #jin ling #jin zixuan #f: the untamed #in springsteen on broadway when he says:#those whose love we wanted but didn't get - we imitate them #bc it's the only way we have in our power to get the closeness and love we so desired #so when i was looking for a voice to meld with mine - to tell my stories #well. i chose my father's voice. because there was something in it that was sacred to me #and when i was looking for something to wear #i put on a factory man's clothes. because they were my father's clothes #BECAUSE ALL WE KNOW OF MANHOOD IS WHAT WE HAVE SEEN OF OUR FATHERS!#anyway. i'm normal btw #a missing parent is a missing limb #they are a ghost you are chasing #their absence is like phantom limb pain #but mostly it's the way you miss something that you never even had #they are a stranger but they are the thing closest to you #their absence is a thing itself - it shapes you just as permanently as their presence would #but in a very different way #anywayyyyyyy <3 #i'm his number one mom fan anyone who wants to talk shit abt him has to get through me first

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nicoscheer · 8 months

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cwxd8a0MdTP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

OMFG MILES GOT HIMSELF A DOG I CANT 😭😭😭😭🫠🫶🏽🫶🏽🐢🐶

What a joyous afternoon, happiness is definitely the love of a dog 😍💖🐶

Happy Gotcha Day to Max and Miles Kane, may you have many happy years and adventures together 🐶🧔🏻‍♂️💕

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I've never known a girl like you before

Now just like in a song from days of yore

Here you come knocking, knocking on my door

Well, I've never met a girl like you before

You give me just a taste so I want more

Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw

'Cause now you got me crawling, crawling on the floor

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Miles’ cover of the song

#miles Kane Instagram #song refs #m’sorry but that crawling on the floor I mean obvi do I wanna know? but my mind immediately supplies me with pics of Alex crawling on the f #floor during various gigs #please tell me he takes little max with him on tour so all the little turtles can meet him #not her choosing the man emoji with Beard 🥹#miles face in the last pic 💖#now he can go on morning jogs with him #i am not coping well this is cuteness overload #miles kane #this is gonna be the most spoiled dog ever #please tell me Miles will get him some Fred Perry dog clothes so they can match #and maybe if we get lucky we’ll get a good morning video of him making coffee and dancing with max running around his feet #also big probs to miles for adopting #he’s such an angel #also isn’t that exactly the dog that he reposted some weeks back cause he got tagged in the post that the dog was also called Miles ?!#or at least the same organization #or Kane with last name pretty sure he is #03/09/2023 #Instagram #Youtube

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synthshenanigans · 6 months

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Im so mad my alarm didn't go off but this song goes so hard im losing my shit. why's he gotta make bangers, let me be normal dammit.

#bro i was already losing my mind from this song topic before + the video game references #im so mad at him. how dare he make a banger #also i cant get over the fucking smash bros death noise #using it as a lil percussion noise or whatever you'd call it #its so funny to me #anyway this is song is gonna make me explode #as if i didn't go on a huge rant about this concept in a past post #man i AM aslut for a key changed tho #also the font progression at the bridge tho? love that #also I SWEAR this bastard heard us talking about how high he can sing and said “fuck you ill go higher”#this song is so funky tho #brain is bouncing #also i swear he heard us talk about how we love the audio flipping in different ears cos bro called that out too #he knows/j #man i hate him. whys he gotta make bangers. bastard let me be normal #moss post #as a guy who wants to wear stuff like that. this song is very big to me #specifically being a trans guy who still likes feminine clothing. i am losing my shit

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bonestrouslingbones · 24 days

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btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything

#dont click see all on the tags i accidentally went insane over woodworking Its Not Worth it #god that class was such a mess. it took so long bc we couldn't all go to the shop unless everybody passed the safety test #and. well i'm pretty sure only i and like 3 other kids actually wanted to be there . im still a bit angry about it yeah #i wanted to build a table for my mom for mother's day and didn't finish it til JUNE and then it fell APAAARRTTTTTTTT!!!!! but its FINE #I WAS GRADUATING LIKE A WEEK AFTER BUILDING THAT TABLE BUT ITS ///FINEEEEEE////#THE actual knowledge that i still retained from it is really funny tho tbh #the only thing you can call a guard on a bandsaw is the lil 2" radius circle printed around where the blade goes through the table #if you put your fingers inside of that circle they will be Swiftly Removed #i am more comfortable with that fucking thing than a hand drill #however drill presses are fine. kinda fun actually #walnut smells really good when it's being ripped but the dust gets fucking everywhere somehow even more than white oak #that was my last class of the day that semester and i would constantly go home with my black clothes having turned brown #and i'll say. most fulfilling class i've ever taken to be completely honest #ik i am not attending a trade school but WHYYYYYY DOESNT MY UNIVERSITY OFFER WOODWORKING AAAAGGG #WHAT IF I DROP OUT TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBER GUYS THAT MAKES TABLES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME HUH. WAHT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE 32 TABLETOPS OUT OF MINIMALLY TRIMMED SLABS AND EPOXY THAT ALL SOMEHOW LOOK BORING. WHAT IF I MAKE BANK ON THAT #ITS! BETTER!! THAN ALL THESE ESSAYS!!!!!!!!!#ahegm sorry folks. what i meant to say is that whenever ebony looks like he's creaming himself over furniture that's me talking through him #all that being said if i ever have to look at autocad ever again i will start huffing the polyurethane

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ronanlynchbf · 9 months

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hell day today and i'm only two hours into my EIGHT HOUR SHIFT

#9 to 5 by dolly parton starts playing in the background..#literally had to open up shop alone 2day and also was entirely alone for the first 45 min. of my shift so that was already a negative start #to the day + i heard that i can't have my break later than two thirty which is very bad for me bc 1) there'll be a lot of ppl all around me #when i'm eating which i already dislike and 2) like 85% of ppl taking their break around that time are VERY noisy eaters so even worse and #then 3) it'll be really loud in the room as well bc everyone's talking loudly and eating and the cutlery's clanging against plates and such #and also some ppl have actual full-blown arguments with each other in the break room bc half the ppl here hate each other's guts so more #negatives to the day and then on top of that we've had sooooo many annoying customers already today who r just. intent on making u stressed #out and upset and literally will tell u to your face to 'do your job better' like bro...i can easily tell you haven't worked in retail....#also someone hung their clothes on the rack outside the fitting rooms which is where u hang ur clothes when you're DONE fitting them & don'#want them bc they don't fit or don't sit right or u just don't rlly like them after all so if clothes are hanging there we the ppl working #there WILL take them and hang them back in their original places what did u expect to happen?? anyway someone hung the clothes they had #tried on already and did want there and i reached out to take them bc like. that's what we do here..we hang the clothes on the 'discard #rack' back in the store bc else the rack gets stuffed and the woman literally grabbed my arm and said 'those are mine what do u think you'r #doing' LIKE?????? GIRL THE RACK'S THERE FOR A REASONNNN ofc i'm going to assume u don't want them anymore if they're hanging there that's #why it's called the DISCARD rack....also how am i to know those specific clothes are yours HONESTLYYYYYY STFU AND GET OFF ME #ALSO some dude was like (to his child but like. looking at me while he said it.) 'this guy needs a haircut doesn't he' bc my hair is kinda #long and apparently i passed today. LIKE 1st of all kind of a rude thing to say to a stranger innit 2nd of all setting a great example to #your child there just casually commenting on other ppl's looks like that👍 3rd of all jokes on you you wouldn't consider me a guy if #you Knew most likely. thanks for that little zing of glee much obliged <3 but also man just piss off will you. 4th of all my hair isn't eve #that long....like the ends of it are just shy of my shoulders wdym LONG if u knew the long-haired guys i know you'd faint.#anyway. great start of the day. i still have six more hours to go 🥴#ALSO no surprise this always happens but my legs already hurt SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD :(((((((((((#r.txt

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skitskatdacat63 · 6 months

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Boy King au has really been on my mind lately. Would anyone joke about how Nando is using heels to be slightly taller? Does Seb use ihs slight height advantage to dangle Nando's footwear just out of reach?

Hehehe I'm so glad it's been on your mind!!! Always happy to infect others w my brainrot...But hmmm probably not??

One. He can make the excuse that he only wears the heels because they're in style and Seb doesn't wear them because he is UNFASHIONABLE!!! So he's not trying to be taller 🙄🙄 he's just with the times

2. I feel like the height insecurity is something that he's pretty unaware of, like it's more of an unconscious thing to refer to him as little. And he thinks of it more in the metaphorical way I mentioned, rather than an actual physical thing. If that makes sense?? Lmk!!

But I do think Seb teases him about it. Seb doesn't care about being short, and he doesn't care about being fashionable. Seb is Seb. So I think he'd make fun of Nando's shoe collection, like damn, do you really need to be this intense about footwear? I don't think he's tall enough to withhold them from Nando though LOL(their height difference is noticeable but more just because you're used to both of them being the short one, so it's weird that one of them is genuinely shorter than the other.) But I think it's really pot calling the kettle black 😭😭 because he is always making a big deal with wearing robes and a crown all the time, so he really can't speak on this...

#seb is the type to wish he could just run around in his stockings all the time #so i think the height thing is also not noticeable to him #he would more make fun of him for peacocking than anything i think #and also he absolutely preens at and adores being called little bcs:#1. he genuinely likes being babied and taken care of #2. he likes when people underestimate him so he can be a wolf in sheep's clothing #he doesmt mind nando diminishing him like that bcs HE doesnt see it badly #and also it gives him the chance in the future to have some moment where nando realizes his assumptions arent accurate #though funny moment to consider:#him trying on nando's heels to make fun of him #and as we all know...nando likes taller people...🤭🤭😵‍💫#catie.asks #boy.king!seb

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naivesilver · 9 months

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Since it persists on being too hot to focus on my more useful OUAT fics, have a disgustingly self-indulgent Pinocchio Swap AU turned "Please Let Piccolino Have A Loving Family" AU moment 🙃🥰

"Grandfather," Pinocchio asks, standing on his tiptoes to peer over the worktable, "why are there so many clocks here?"

He half expects Mr. Marco to scold him for asking such a silly question, but instead the man just chuckles fondly and pats Pinocchio over the head, earning himself a giddy grin. "Ah, that's just because I like fixing them, lad. They need a more delicate touch than doors and plumbing, you see."

"But only one of them is working. Why's that?"

"That is because I don't have the time to spare for them all." Mr. Marco gestures vaguely towards the single working clock, hanging from the wall on the back of the workshop. "That one, though- August helped me sort it out, when he'd just arrived here. Do you want to see it?"

"Yes!" Pinocchio immediately interrupts his curious poking around the table, all but bouncing with enthusiasm. He likes learning about things August is involved with. August's always doing some really cool stuff, it seems.

As such, he lets the old man pick him up and lift him high enough that Pinocchio can see the clock from up close, and doesn't protest when the boy leans even closer, marvelling at the nice carvings in the wood - Pinocchio doesn't wiggle out so much to risk falling, which would for sure earn him a scolding, but still, it's the principle of the thing. He wouldn't feel so certain that he's safe being held like this, with some other people.

He thinks he knows a little of how things work in Storybrooke, now. Not everything, of course, but at least what he needs to get by on a normal day - he knows he can close the window blinds at night if he's worried someone will enter as he sleeps, and that he doesn't need anyone's permission to do so; he knows he can go crawl on August's lap if he's lonely and the man is writing or talking to someone, so long as he doesn't get too much in the way; he knows that if he wants to go pet Dr. Hopper's dog there are multiple adults who'll hold onto Gina for him, because dogs are so much bigger than her and she gets frightened easily around them.

He still doesn't know whether Mr. Marco is okay with Pinocchio calling him Grandfather or not, but that kind of thing is so confusing here, he's not sure he's ever going to puzzle it out. Back home he was supposed to address all older people like that, but Storybrooke? Beats him. Maybe it's too formal for them, who knows.

The clock ticks by another minute. Pinocchio squints at it, following the moving hands with his finger for a moment - the numbers are written a little different from what he remembers, but it's not too long before he can safely declare: "It says it's six minutes past two. That's it, right?"

"Very good," Mr. Marco praises him, and it doesn't feel like a mockery, even if he does sound genuinely surprised. "You know how to tell the time already, then? What a clever boy."

"Yeah." Pinocchio's chest swells with pride, and he points eagerly at one of the other clocks, the still broken ones. "That one's saying it's half past six, but that's because it's stuck. And that one thinks it's midday. Or midnight, I don't know."

"Yes, that's right. Good job. Say, who taught you so well?"

"An old man in a town. He said that because I had a nice watch, I should know how to read the time."

He doesn't like thinking about that too much, honestly. The old man, yes - he'd met a lot of nice elderly people in his travels, more than he did nice younger ones, at least - but the memory of the watch itself makes his chest clench painfully, like the time he was underwater without air before the dogfish happened.

He wonders what they did with it, after he lost it when he turned into a donkey. He's not even sure it still worked at that point, because it fell pretty hard, and the Coachman didn't give him time to check on it before leading him away with his rope - Pinocchio hopes it didn't break too badly, even if he can't have it anymore. It was a good pocket watch, nice to look at. He'd never owned anything so nice before that, and even though he's received lots of gifts since he came to Storybrooke, it's not the same thing. People are richer there than they were in his old land. They always seem to have something to spare for him, especially August and Mr. Marco and the gruff lady at the diner.

He must have gone quiet for too long, however, because the man gives him a little shake, if not a very rough one. "You alright, lad?"

Pinocchio nods, even though the picture of the golden watch is still flashing in front of him, as if it were the sun and he'd stared at it for too long. "Grandfather?"

"Yes, Pinocchio?"

"Can I see how to fix them, too, when you have time? Like you and August did?"

He's not really thinking he could manage it, honestly. He's not good enough for that. But anything's better than being stuck remembering the same thing over and over again, with no way to stop it. Physically doing something usually works as a distraction, like when he couldn't solve his math problems and he'd just up and start running.

For a couple seconds he worries he won't be able to explain himself if Mr. Marco asks him about it, but the old man doesn't, and instead simply nods, his mouth curling in a warm smile.

"Of course," he says, sounding a little choked up. "You're a smart boy. I'm sure you'll learn very fast."

"Really?"

"Well, yes. Why don't you go look for August and ask him, too? I bet he'll say the same thing."

Pinocchio nods again, allowing Mr. Marco to carefully put him down and darting away towards August's room as soon as his feet have touched the floor. He's not completely certain he didn't say something wrong yet, especially when he was distracted, but it's fine. He's fine. He would have been told, if someone was mad at him. That's how it works in Storybrooke.

And even if he did make someone mad, he can learn how to fix that. Just like the clocks. Just like the golden watch, stuck in another world that it might be.

#ouat #pinocchio swap #fanfic #pinocchio #OKAY LISTEN. I need to ramble about that goddamn pocket watch #I know that sometimes I talk about piccolino like he's a tragic orphan in a dickens book but the problem is I'm not making ANYTHING up #you see- this kid? in the show he never owns anything AT ALL #except some times when they hand him coins for basic necessities when he's on his own #even when he's physically living in a house he doesn't have toys trinkets etc #NOTHING! FUCKING nothing!#I reiterate: he doesn't have shit he can call his own except the clothes on his back and gina (who has free will and follows him out of lov #) for the most part of 52 EPISODES #but then there is this random guy we see for exactly half an hour tops who just. gives him a golden watch. because he knows the kid likes i #and pinocchio is obsessed! he is so excited he can hardly sleep because he loves watching the watch hands move!#but you know how he loses it? when he turns into a fucking DONKEy #there is this whole scene where the pendant breaks as he transforms and he doesn't even get to react and it's the most dehumanazing shit ev #r and I watched it at FIVE. and rewatching it I was even MORE upset #I just. sometimes I think I'm pushing it too much when I make him think about the things he owns now in this au #and then I'm like FUCK THIS SHIT of course he'd be flabbergasted he's like 6 and this is the first time he has shit he's not #supposed to return within the day or month or whatever #anyway. lil boy is just glad these folks seem to actually like him. august probs took one look at him and started plotting armed fairicide.#marco loves them both very much and if you look at them wrong he'll hit you on the head hope that clears it up <3

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bylertruther · 1 year

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me when season five airs and The Big Reveals are mike's sexuality and will's love for mike bc mike has always known he's loved will but he hasn't always been comfortable with his sexuality and will has always known what he is but he didn't always know that what he felt for mike was that kind of love until it was already too late and thus the source of his pain has been jealousy + unrequited love

#mike said 'it's not my fault you don't like girls' and 'did you think /i/ would never get a girlfriend?' and joyce said she was so proud of #will's rainbow rocket ship and jonathan told will he'd always love him no matter what and to please talk to him if he needs to and the #party has always heard what people call will and loved him anyway no matter what and will has generally always had people in his corner #to support him that have literally endangered themselves and almost died for him and some people STILLLLLL think that HIS plot is abt #/focused on coming out n being generally accepted for being gay. like we didn't see that his entire s4 plot was abt his feelings for mike #specifically not his feelings for men in general.#UNLIKE MIKE who was fiercely devoted to will from the get-go but suddenly pushed him away n projected his internalized homophobia #and shame bestowed upon him by society onto will who wasn't even fucking talking about THAT thank u very much and who has been #battling being a freak loser (aka himself) vs conforming to what everyone else wants him to be (wearing mommy's clothes; impressing #other people by getting not just a girlfriend but a SUPERHERO girlfriend) and who in the season where he says he doesn't want to be #popular and where the person he looks up to talks abt nonconformity and mentions sodomy in relation 2 dnd etc etc they make HIS plot #focus on how he CAN'T SAY I LOVE YOU TO HIS GIRLFRIEND IN A ROMANTIC CONTEXT until HIS BEST FRIEND confesses his feelings #and it moves him enough to then make him say it to el when his bestie tells him to. like. literally how much more clear does it need 2 be #MIKE is the one that has BEEENNNNN vying for acceptance and self-worth and battling shame #WILL has been the one that has Known what he is and suffered bc he thought mike was that too n obviously felt hurt by mike replacing him #with el n ignoring him altogether aka 'you're destroying everything and for what? so you can swap spit with some stupid girl?'#like am i the weird one or does mike's 3984093 weird projecting statements after s2 vs will being jealous of el not make this super clear #will HAS ALWAYS HAD ppl to accept him n love him for who he is. the party + his family are right there for him to go home to after being #bullied. it's scary and a part of his story yes undoubtedly but it is not The High Point. and mike has always been crazy for will but #that doesn't mean he's accepted it or thinks others will accept it.#but anyway. im normal i did not write an entire essay in the tags bc i am normal

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socraticmethadon3 · 4 months

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had such a warm and cozy christmas. drove to san diego with my dad + had dinner with my 3rd grade best friend's family. she flew in from boston and i haven't seen her in 2 years!! her family is wonderful and hilarious. i'm super close with her parents bc they live 15 minutes from the monastery, and they've hosted me a bunch of times. i said i'll come back for a weekend visit, and her dad was like "or for a week. or a month. we have a bedroom with your name on it" i loveeeeeeee them

#they call me their adopted daughter and they treat me like it!! like they spoil tf out of meeee idk what i did to deserve this #they gave me so many clothes and giftcards for christmas #the dad is an engineer for playstation and he's so chill. it's fun eavesdropping on his meetings when he works from home #i can talk deep spirituality with them and they've visited the monastery with me a bunch of times #we get along so well sometimes i forget they're my friend's parents #like we just vibe #they also hosted me for the immediate week after my mentor died so i wouldn't be alone. like they were there for the THICK of it #so we're v close

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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Trans kiryu is a genuinely funny hc because like trans majima is like oohh angst ohh she has to fight to be accepted she has to deal with people making fun of her for being a man in a dress she has to take into account her position and social standing and kiryu is literally just kiryu forever because the universe loves him too much to ever force him into a situation unless its to go to prison in which case hes like yayyy i love jail yayy yayyy

#Yakzua loveblog #im just talking to myself you guys dont need to read anything #in fact dont read this im going to talk about transphobic nishiki again anyway #my transphobic nishiki hc is the most important one to me because. like we all need to have some transphobic people in our lives #i do think that nishiki calls him ‘kiryu’ even though theyre best friends forever because when nishiki will always accidentally say his #deadname instead of ‘kazuma’ even though i know that nishiki is literally the one who gave him the name kazuma to make fun of kiryu for #thinking hes a boy and it just kind of stuck but nishiki eventually stuck. with calling him kiryu because thats how he prefers to be called #they are bestfriends for a reason .... and nishiki is the only one kiryu will let be transphobic towards him because theyve known each other #for forever and he knows he means no harm by it like he will still hit him but nishiki takes it in stride because its their thing and its #never not funny to make kiryu annoyed like for anyone else its an uncrossable line but once a month nishiki will lead kiryu into the womens #section to shop for new clothes and kiryus like Somehow i always knew you wore womens jeans and nishikis like HEY !!!!#but as kids they were always very cute because theyre always together and you can never really tell whos following who because it seems like #theyre on the same wavelength until nishiki realises that life is so much easier when youre working smart so he went to work on his INT stat #while kiryu never stopped being a wild animal like hes literally some sort of monkey to me sorry for dehumanising him because of his autism #like i adore his ‘own little bubble’ way of life as long as he’s physically okay kiryus not going to complain about anything. like when he #said ‘i decide to do things based on whether i love it or hate it’ im like Yeah i bet you do. he sits outside the orphanage all day playing #with rocks until nishiki comes finds him then they both go outside to smash open windows with the rocks kiryu has gathered and kiryus in his #little skirt and he always uses it to carry things in you know how it is and he stopped going to school to be a bigger menace than everyone #anyway did i mention that the universe loves kiryu. especially his genes he was very lucky because he never had a big chest or nothing he #was always going to get tall and thick in the shoulders and beefy and when he cut his hair it just sealed the deal he passed with flying #colours like young children are indistinguishable by gender unless they have a big pink bow in their hair but kiryu radiated masculinity #from a young age and his aggressive way of life didnt help. well it helped a lot actually. a lot of people were scared of him and nishikis #like dont be scared of kiryu shes nice when you get to know her and everyones like ?? thats a girl ???#in fact it made more sense for kiryu to be a boy at that point so he went to kazama and told him and kazama was like ok lets make it happen #like kiryu and nishiki are so special because there is nobody in the universe more transphobic to kiryu than his own brother but also nishik #was the one helping kiryu shop for boy clothes when he was clueless about it like hes not stupid but he really doesnt know about fashion and #he trusts nishiki to not make him look stupid and nishiki is of course like 😏 well well well youre having a girl moment arent you #nishiki is okay with kiryu being a guy because this means that now whenever kiryu hits him he can fight back without being misogynistic #okay im done talking my noodles are getting cold but kiryu as a kid would have been a veritable nightmare #oh yeah my trans beam extended to nishitani as well because just look at him. everybody majima wants to sex is trans

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