#he is specifically a crow!

[holopossums]

It's birdify your blorbo hour

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #casey jr #casey jones jr #rise casey jr #rottmnt au #krow jones #holopossums #he is specifically a crow! #because it's connected to Krow from Radiant Souls c: #this is what i get for being obsessed with Maximum Rise as a kid btw #and also maybe Howl's bird form from HMC

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

#this specific comment is directed at hesper and wylan from six of crows but literally applies to any of my characters #*jesper #im reading the book rn and its so good #idk at this current moment if wesper is actually canon but. they are in my head. #can i just say the line #flirting with him(wylan) might actually be more fun than annoying him #is REALLY FUCKING GAY #also ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE #JESPER TELLS WYLAN THAT HES CUTER WHEN HES SMART #TO HIS FUCKING FACE #so idk how they're not gonna be canon at this point #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[capinejghafa]

I know this is a little dumb but I just love reading fics that have Kaz bypassing all of the Van Eck’s mansion security measures post-canon. For whatever reason it makes me smile. Like Kaz use the front door, Wylan and Jesper might let you in, and he never does. Good for him.

#kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #this trope forever #soc #the crows #six of crows #i haven't read row in a min and i'm too lazy to check but i'm pretty sure he has tunnels and it's still like #everyone knows you all are friends #anyways i love how dumb this specific things is in soc fics #inej is probably like this too... adasdas #wesper

[squuote]

I like that the narrator seemingly chose stanley as his targeted office worker that would best fit his story just by how he eagerly functioned and followed every command given to him. and then the moment stanley did not get to press his buttons, he made sure to make the narrator’s life a living hell. imagine choosing the guy who usually always listens and then find out he specifically has it out for you.

#crow thoughts #this is coinciding with the idea that the office was a thing before the parable #but also I just think it’s super funny #how he essentially was like yeah this dude LOVES being told what to do and pressing buttons #and then he specifically denies every command you give him #really really funny #sorry I need my daily fix of parable content and I haven’t gotten it yet #the stanley parable

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

*in jail*

Jesper: So who do we call?

Kaz: Id say Wylan, but I feel safer in jail

#jesper: he did specifical say ‘no crime’ but going outside with you crime is to be expected #specifical? new word just dropped 🤣 #kaz: your husbands never going to let you out to play again #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wesper #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows

[howlonomy]

Can we see more of the characters in Swap Monster!Clover au?

Like Starlo and Marlet?

Marlet has be called 'New Moon' or something like that as acowboy frfr

i actually really really like how these came out AGJDS

#asked and answered #undertale yellow #starlo uty #martlet uty #uty swap au #ok boy now listen to me ramble about character design in the tags #martlet: based off of a roadrunner instead of a crow! her prosthetics r based off of athetic running ones #also spent so long thinking of a cool sheriff name for her before realizing she wouldnt have one. she literally named her boat ava #so she is mars!! bc i have a little hc? theory? that the main monsters r based off of planetary things. but thats for another time #she also has a lean muscular build instead of a topheavy muscular build now #and i imagine her default post would have her wings wrapped around herself and give her the silhouette of wearing a poncho #starlo: less based off of a lizard and now. a thing? not anything specific #felt like it was illegal for him not to have a hat so he got one

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

I hate gamers so much man.

#destiny 2 #also some of the replies are vile #lots of braindead crow and nimbus hate #but also one guy outright saying he wanted all the queer characters killed off specifically because they're queer #and practically no one called him out #OP sure as hell didn't call him out either despite posting that tweet like 9 hours ago

[astrhae]

some important and underrated lines in the books, related to wylan van eck (aka gold that i found again while writing the character study fic):

Wylan took a deep breath as if sucking in courage and sputtered, “You won’t throw me overboard. You need me.”

--- Six of Crows, Chapter 13. when i say wylan is unhinged, i mean he had the audacity to lie to kaz brekker (who doesn't know yet that wylan isn't the best hostage) AND use that lie to go against kaz AND actually win. jesper only notices wylan lying to kaz in the second book, but despite being wide-eyed as matthias describes, wylan's been lying to kaz from the very beginning. throughout the books, wylan gets better and better at using people's assumptions of him as a weapon/tool, and he admits as much when jesper says: "i'm going to stop underestimating you", and wylan replies: "then you're going to be a lot harder to surprise."

While Kaz explained and Jesper used the laundry shears to portion out pieces of rope, Wylan helped Inej and Nina prepare. To pass as members of the Menagerie, they would need tattoos.

--- Six of Crows, Chapter 28. wylan is CANONICALLY a tattoo artist. demolitionist. poisons expert. musician. and tattoo artist. do with that what you will

“I don’t like the idea of killing people, either. I don’t even like chemistry.”

--- Six of Crows, Chapter 32. HE LIKES NUMBERS. and music. and jesper. there's just something about wylan being forced into chemistry when he doesn't truly enjoy it, vs. everything his father's forced him to do when he doesn't truly enjoy it. he says this right after the we could wake him up line, and him mentioning that he doesn't even like what he's been doing all along underscores how much wylan's ruthlessness comes from a place where he doesn't want to be cruel. he's just. had to do a lot of things to survive. and he does want to survive

Gunfire sounded from above. Apparently, Wylan had found the controls. ... Wylan had scratches from the glass all over his cheeks and neck. He was beaming.

--- Six of Crows, Chapter 39. wylan is unhinged. truly. and i love him, really. he was really the first to figure out how to fire the tank. him, not jesper, which was a choice i very much approve of

He should be making a plan, maybe even plotting revenge, trying to gather his wits and his resources. And what was he doing? Wishing he could ring for tea... Whatever it took to survive the Barrel, Wylan knew he didn’t have it.

--- Crooked Kingdom, Chapter 23. first, wylan wishing he could ring for tea, vs. the parallel in the show where he offers the crows tea. second, wylan being painfully honest with himself. but third, he ends the chapter being able to navigate the streets of the barrel himself without knowing how to read the signs, which really reflects his amazingly good memory and skill for thinking along three axes, like the lockpick kaz compared him to

“Yes,” Wylan said, that one word imbued with a whole world of hope. “But I don’t have anything to bargain with.”

--- Crooked Kingdom, Chapter 28. wylan's spent so long bargaining for his life that by the time he meets genya, he doesn't believe he has anything left to bargain with. but wylan still tries, AND when he succeeds, he still has the audacity to get genya to make him look better

in conclusion, wylan might be shy but that doesn't mean he isn't scheming something, but that doesn't mean he wants to scheme, but that doesn't mean he isn't good at scheming. he's excellent at it, he's just an unhinged ball of contradictions, and wylan would, could, and should beat kaz in a chess match

#six of crows #wylan van eck #fic: staccato in coda #let's also not forget the part where wylan gets seasick and his father put him on a boat to belendt #or the things he did to an ambassador's leg #but THAT's an unhinged post for another day #anyway someone asked me why i wrote in the fic that wylan didn't have what it took to survive the barrel #and the answer is because wylan thought that #and i found that thought to be very interesting #will make a wesper specific post later

[crowliphale]

get your mind outta the gutter, hawkeyes

#my art #artwork #crow does art #digital art #dracule mihawk #one piece #op mihawk #one piece mihawk #op koshiro #shimotsuki koshiro #mihokoshi #i think its so silly that koshiro's favorite food is watermelons #SPECIFICALLY eaten when hes outside on the engawa. hes so sentimental i love him #top 13 sentences i never thought i'd type about this man. huh. #this was just supposed to be a sketch btw lol

[mystery-star]

Russell Crowe as John Biebe in Mystery, Alaska (1999)

#mystery alaska #john biebe #russell crowe #gifs #my gifs #movieedit #movie gifs #yes I needed that specifically because of the white jumper #I just love it way too much #and I'm still looking for one #and also he loos too hot in it #lil christmas gif(t) mainly to myself :)

[dirtytransmasc]

idk man, whatever Jon and Tormund had going on.... pretty gay, if I do say so myself. I can't find a single hetero explanation for anything that happened between them.

#jon snow #tormund giantsbane #jonmund #'my little crow' #the fact they literally don't stop touching each other (Tormund touching Jon specifically) #that they literally have separation anxiety #????? #does this all mean nothing #nothing at all #I say no #I say they're fruits #(for my moots/people who know me. I finally got around to watching got. will probably start posting about it eventually) #love my bi (jon) queer (Tormund) kings #(thats just the vibes I got from them) #(I don't think Tormund gave two fucks who he was fucking pre-jon)

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Jon during the cabin in scotland era either learning or being reminded he can understand animals and accidentally befriending their local murder of crows. martin finds him sitting out on the lawn surrounded by them, one sitting on his arm, looking completely like a disney princess.

"mahtin they're hungry and would like some bread. you baked bread today right? can they have some?"

"mahtin her wing is broken and she's crying can you find any popsicle sticks? im trying to convince the eye to tell me what I can use as a painkiller for her"

"mahtin look!! they brought us gifts :) they like us!!!" (is holding out hair ties bc he complained about his hair falling in his face Once and a couple shiny rocks bc he babbles about martin non stop to them and tattled about his rock collection)

martin absolutely adores jon's little antics with the crows and finds it absolutely adorable and hilarious. the crows love hanging out with jon and grow fond of martin through jon's absolutely undying mushy gushy love.

#i personally don't think jon understands them in a written/spoke language way #it's more like he just Knows #there's no dialogue from the crows or any animals it's just Very Specific Vibes #also pls feel free to imagine this adding to jon's cryptic-ness #like he goes into town and one is sitting on his shoulder the whole time #and the town's people are like “there's that spooky guy from over the hill again” #“he's definitely a witch or something he's got a cane and now the crows are just #they're hanging out with him???“ #the magnus archives #tma #jonmartin

[featherymainffins]

Logically I know that The Narrator is literally a goddamn crow similar to The Long Quiet, but I can't help but keep imagining him as Jon,,,you know,,,the archivist.

#funnily enough i do not have this problem with any of the voices #it keeps happening for Narrator specifically #me whenever Narrator starts talking: hello Jon : ) #slay the princess #stp #me: he's a crow. he looks like a crow. he's not even a person. #another part of me: Jo;n;;;our frien Jon?

[capinejghafa]

sorry im just mad that we won't get to see the ice court heist.

#i made myself cry over so many plots we didn't get #over inej's plot specifically IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW #but all the crows too kaz. nina. jesper. wylan. #kaz's post-revenge storyline #nina's becoming the corpsewitch #wylan winning against his father #jesper learning there's more to life than barrel life and being a better son #matthias getting out of hellgate and learning that he was in a fucking cult #six of crows #soc #shadow and bone #the crows

[jessamine-rose]

If I ever write Yandere Priest! Dottore x Demon! Darling, just know that an inner battle was lost.

#WHAT IS UP WITH DOTTORE CONTINUOUSLY GIVING ME WRITING IDEAS STARRING HIM #IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY HOW HE HAS THE MOST LINKS IN MY GENSHIN MASTERLJST #and i already have a wip for crow! dottore…….fml i want to strangle this blue doctor #quick side note. this is a reminder that church au is still on my ‘will not write’ list. i just got inspired to do priest dottore bc it #specifically involves a demon darling. other than that church au is simply smth i can’t enjoy writing #moving on. only dottore could somehow be more wicked than an actual demon #HUHUHU THIS WICKED HARNESS-WEARING MAN!! #jessamine rambles

[kazscrows]

This just in from Ketterdam:

Local man is in shock to find that people (especially a woman) care about him.

#especially Inej specifically #the way he has to pause in disbelief #he really thought she’d disappear the first chance she got #this is mostly for Kanej but Jesper cares about him too #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #jesper fahey #six of crows #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone season 2 #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #these gifs are kinda ugly but oh well #don’t ask me why I used fancy font to make a meme #I was just feeling it #kazscrows