my downstairs neighbor (a saint who’s decided to adopt me): do you think you could pick me up some butter while you’re at the store?
me (thrilled she’s finally letting me do SOMETHING for her): ON IT 🫡
cut to me giving her the butter & her handing me a bag before basically running off into the night before I could give it back to her (she’s slick).
inside the bag? two sweaters she randomly bought because she thought I’d like them (I do) & she knows I’m about to go to Europe where it’s chilly, plus a freaking $20 bill.
if navia were to ever lay her eyes on your picture collection, i bet she wouldnt hesitate to hand you a camera and start posing all like "seems like im your favourite muse, mon cheri, so why dont you take some more? exclusively for you, of course!"
*faints*
No, I’m just kidding. I’d probably die if that were to happen to me 🥺 this reminds me so much of my Be My Muse fic, with the Fontaine women but with photography rather than paintings…
IMAGINE NAVIA POSING NUDE FOR YOU WHILE YOU SNAP A FEW PHOTOS FOR AN ALBUM SOFJOWNFIE getting the lighting just right, the set, the accessories, the perfect pose. WHY IS SHE SO BEAUTIFUL ACK—
moriarty and sherlock are criminal x investigator written by straight people and hannibal and will are criminal x investigator written by gay people hope that helps
oh. oh no. oh dennis reaching out to hold on to mac when the ship rocked oh no grasping for him mindlessly oh his hand automatically touching some part of him for comfort in his terror arm out unconsciously holding on to him while he looked around oh i’m sick
Someone on TikTok said there’s only like 4 Dolph Laserwork fans among the CL fanbase and it made me throw up so err reblog this if you’re a Dolph enjoyer I’m tryna find my people. (And trying to prove there can’t possibly only be 4)