#her bs? also yes

[shatteredfears-arch]

nec·ro·man·cer

/ˈnekrəˌmansər/ 

strictly forbidden, a corrupted being that speaks with and summons the dead. often practiced by sorcerers to feign power. fae who’ve tried most often have perished. noted is the rotting of their hands, melting of their skin, the monstrous corruption eating away at their souls. 

there holds a difference between one who practices necromancy, and the necromancer.

the necromancer cannot perish, and each death faced is temporary. each death only increases their power over time. extends their bridge in the gap. 

their skin does not rot. yet the corruption is visible.

the necromancer not only speaks to the dead, she controls them. corrupts them. they become her servants. should she gain access to a large collection of corpses, the fear she could instill is best not discussed. do not let this form of fae near any form of fungi. their connection to nature does not sever, but a connection to something that can spread and corrupt can endanger others.

the only fae known capable of practicing necromancy are the unseelie. 

if an unseelie and seelie were able to create a hybrid, the destruction she could cause concerns the council. 

if a hybrid came in contact with a sorcerer, and bred a halfling, it could symbolize far greater destruction than we could decipher.

strength and weaknesses presently unknown to the council. 

#☭ i want to tear out all your tenderness ☭ ISMS #☭ memories turn into daydreams ☭ HEADCANON #is this primarily pre infection? yes #did the infection make everything a lot worse bc now her hands actually do look mostly rotted? and she's part of a hive mind which adds to #her bs? also yes #anyways i love one murderer #/no one is allowed to say anything abt the gifs i made it took forever to make them even slightly match #/and the best visuals are from things many ppl hate but the visuals just work and i searched through over 30 other projects for similar #effects but this was both best quality and best visual for said graphic so #but there is a reason i tried so hard to hide her face lmao #anyways #gifs. #mine. #brina lore. #until i make an actual lore tag #see i dont mind any of my other headcanons being used #but since the entire fae halfling thing i do for cass is based off a char i wrote/made before her that BECAME cass after I watched playthrus #of village and realized they're basically the same characters minus some powers??? yeah thats not smthn other ppl can just come up w so #bc tbf it isn't necessarily something that just fits into the universe lore #and thats why w canon muses i won't include #the lore unless approved by the writer #and will strictly use game lore w them #this isn't game lore this is my lore #and i will only write it w ppl who give me approval to write it w them #otherwise i will only use game lore #bc i dont wanna annoy others lmao #☭ a kick in the teeth is good for some ☭ CASSANDRA DIMITRESCU

[caramelmochacrow]

happy birthday touko!!!!!

#crow's scribbles #bandori #bang dream #touko kirigaya #her is supposed to be the opposite of rui's. yes i made rui have butterflies while touko's are fish. #you can tell i got better w coloring light after rui and the others haha #you can also tell i got better w drawing fish #my older sibling drew some fishies for me so. yeha #her outfit is based off something i wore once and i rlly liked so. i put her in it! #it probably isnt something she'd wear but i was rushing to decide an outfit ok? #i didnt plan her outfit much so i had to make things up as i drew #i was literally bs-ing my way through this drawing.... but even if i did it's still good!!!!! #she's the second to last guy to draw in bandori so next up is aya!!!! #anywayyyy... #happy birthday to touko!!!! (love her so much!!!!)

[stareyedmoonchildworks]

Daminette Corpse Bride AU

Well AU-ish

Original Post

So we left off in the land of the living and learned that Marinette's groom is hoping She's not found so he doesn't have to get his hands dirty.

In comes in either Luka or Felix (whichever fits your preference) as they have known the Dupain-Cheng's for some time.

For drama purposes, they could have romantic feelings for Marinette or you go the platonic love route where they are there to see if her groom is worthy of their friend. (He's definitely not worthy.)

When they arrive, they hear the news bellower shouting out the most recent news while ringing the bell.

"EXTRA! EXTRA! The only daughter of the Dupain-chengs goes missing after disastrous rehearsal!"

That has them booking it to the bakery where both families are sitting together trying to figure out how to find Marinette.

However, they notice that it her groom seems to have no interest in finding her as he seems to be zoning everything out. That pisses them off.

After introductions are made, they ask the groom to walk with them, in the guise of finding and clues as to where Marinette could have gone.

They reach the church and go around back to see if there's anything there, and that when Luka/Felix pin her groom to the wall.

"What the hell is your problem?! Your bride is missing, and you don't seem the least bit worried! Don't you love her?! Marinette is an amazing girl, and anyone would be lucky to have her as their partner!"

"If I didn't know any better I would say you love my bride. If she's such an amazing girl as you say then why don't you marry her?" - The groom

This pisses off Luka/Felix more, resulting in the groom getting a black eye.

Now this seem entertaining to the groom, and now wants to marry Marinette out of spite. Just to rub it in their faces.

Perhaps marriage does has its benefits.

When they get back to bakery, they fawned over Marinette's groom. Which he resumed them the black eye was caused by his own clumsiness.

Luka/Felix really don't like him.

In the land of the dead:

Marinette is honestly kinda terrified, but at the same time living her best life

Ever since spending time with the Wayne family she's seen a change with herself.

She's more outgoing and relaxed around them. Especially with Damian.

She honestly thinks that perhaps if she met Damian when he was alive, she would choose to marry him instead.

Damian and Marinette spend a lot of time together. He discovers her interests, the things that make her laugh, her fears, and the fire that hides within her heart.

When he told of her of his family's demise. She didn't show sympathy but rather angled that someone would do such a thing to them. Especially after learning all the good they did for their community.

It almost looked like she was about to commit murder.

Just when he thought he couldn't fall for her anymore.

Meanwhile his family are spying from a reasonable distance. Some are even hiding in some of the coffins lying around the area.

They are so invested in this relationship. More than they should be.

"I never seen baby bird fall this hard for someone before" - Dick

"Tell me about it. He didn't even show half of the emotion he's showing her to his ex-fiance" - tim

"She could do better." - Jason

"Shut up, Jason" practically everyone in the batfam

"Fuck you!" - jason

Don't get Jason wrong her loves the "demon spawn," and loves Marinette, bit he's a realist.

He's read the vows, and come on, Damian's a dead dude.

"Till death do us part." Dpnes anyone else remember that line? No? Just him? OK then.

He really hates the fact that they are setting themselves for heartache.

One day, Marinette asks Damian why they haven't moved on yet.

He tells her it is because he knew his family was so excited to see him get married, and when it was about to happen, they all died. He wanted to make them proud, and show them that they didn't need to worry about him no more.

"Eell, if you want I could marry you." - Marinette

"I couldn't ask that of you Marinette," - Damian

"But I want to." - Marinette

Damian swears his long since dead heart skipped a beat .

They announce the wedding and Marinette says it will be upstairs.

Everyone is excited.

Cue the scean where everyone is getting ready for the wedding here.

In the land of the living

Everyone is freaking out the dead is brought back to life.

Then, realise they mean no harm. Live relatives get to spend some time with those who have long since passed.

Luka/Felix see Marinette in her wedding dress in the crowd of the dead and can't help but feel a sense of dread wash over them

Her original groom sees the Wayne family with Marinette and can't help but feel fear and anger.

At the church, the ceremony is being held when Luka/Felix come in when they said speek now or forever hold your peace woth her original groom in tow

* insert shocked wedding guests here*

A dual breaks out between luka/Felix between Damian.

Marinette's original groom hold her back to keep her from interfering. He's high-key hoping that Luka/Felix die

Some how they talk it out during the dual and Damian realizes that luka/Felix what the same thing as him; for Marinette to be happy.

He turns to Marinette, and getting a good look at her original groom, he says their name.

"Hello, Damian. It's funny seeing you and your family here when you should all be 6 feet under." - Marinette's original groom, he says, pulling out a knife and holding it up against Marinette's throat.

It is here we find out the Original Groom and his family worked for the Wayne's and where the ones to poison them.

Turns out the original groom was greedy, always wanting what he couldn't have. Thus, he manipulated his family to help him commit murder and steal the Wayne family fortune.

He fights with the Wayne's + Luka/Felix and is able to hold his own.

He tires and gives Marinette up,

congratulating her on having such great mates.

They all glare at him and watch as he drinks from the chalice that Damian told Marinette only he would drink from.

*insert dying noises here*

Everyone dead minus the the Wayne's and Alfred go to give Marinette's original groom a "warm welcome"

Spoiler: it was not welcoming at all.

Marinette hugs luka/felix as Damian watches.

Damian sees she's in good hands and can't help but feel at peace knowing that.

Turing to him, Marinette asks if he still wants to continue the wedding, but he says no.

Little my little he and his family start to turn into butterfly.

Damian then tells her that he no longer wishes to be married bow that he is happy and at peace. It is then revealed that that is why the rest of his family stayed behind.

All they wanted was to finally see him happy.

Marinette gave him a bone crushing hug which he reciprocated, and one by one the rest of his family joined in.

Marinette cries when they all disappeared, and all that was left between her arms was air.

Luka/Felix held her until she felt better.

After the event her original groom's family was held accountable as accomplices to murder.

The Dupain-Cheng bakery saw an influx of customers and were able to expand their business, with the help of Luka/Felix

Marinette happily stays single, and lives out her wildest dreams.

Maybe even adopts in the future

Alternative ending 1:

Marinette and luka/Felix spend more time together after the event

Slowly fall I'm love

Marinette is still able to live out her dreams with a supportive partner.

They get married

Alternative Ending 2:

Rather than moving on Damian and his family come back to live, able to once more walk amongst the living.

"If I had a nick for every time I died and was brought back to life, I'd have two Nicole. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice," Jason

"The first time doesn't count as it was faked," tim

"I'm alive! How many years has it been? Do you think Barbara and Wally are older than me now or..., " Dick, just happy to be alive and able to contact friends.

Duke and Cass are smiling, happy to be alive, and for Marinette and Damian, finally able to be together.

Damian is hugging Marinette happy he is able to hold her in his arms. Happy that he can be with her

Alfred and Bruce have to interupt them, so they can formally meet Marinette's family, and press charges against her original grooms family.

A year later Marinette is walking aboung the aisle with her father.

Luka/Felix is her best man

Damian feels like he's the luckiest man in the world.

Alternative Ending 3:

The boys don't make it on time to object.

Marinette decides she'd rather be with someone eho makes her happy.

He drinks from the Chalice even though Damian tried to talk her out if it.

" I'd rather be with you in death rather than later marry someone who I can not bring myself to feel the way I do when I am with you." - Marinette

"Are you sure this is what you want?" - Damian

Marinette smiles and drinks from the chalice.

When the boys arrive, those of the dead are long gone, and so is Marinette

She and the Wayne's live happily ever after in the afterlife.

The end.

Tags:

@zalladane @draco-kasai @heldtogetherbysafetypins @emilykeys

#maribat #dc x miraculous #mlb x batman xover #maridami #mlb x dc #corpse husband #corpse bride au #daminette #honestly i got kinda lazy and some bs pop out #sorry about that #anyways it's around 4 AM where I'm at and i need sleep #or coffew #haven't decided yet #also yes Marinette lovers her parents #and she wouldn't die without them being ok #but the last bit is if she chose to be a little selfish

[themyscirah]

Thinking about current continuity Vanessa and just getting pissed off again

Like one, LET HER REST oh my god dc you ruin her FUCKING life like an asshole only to bring her back as a villain after she finally got out oh my god-

But also like its just so bad. This is a whole other woman with her name like why are we doing this. Like first you kill her mom (JULIA NOOO) and erase her YEARS of history growing up around diana (the thing that actually made her villain turn [if you can call it that w the level of manipulation involved] interesting and fucking heartbreaking) for some shitty "oh I saved you we were friends" run of the mill whatever. Then to use that and say Nessie had a crush on her OWN SISTER (Diana, so like informally adopted, but still 😡) now????

And then they took away her curls and made her a redhead but not even the realistic kind. DC SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT

It just makes me so mad. Freaking guys. They could have used another name like oh my god. She's not even the first silver swan why the fuck would they do that if they're not going to explore her history w diana (which she no longer has!!!!) or how intensely fucked up everything got for her. What is even the fucking point of this then other to drag a main character of the ww supporting cast through the mud again for genuinely no reason. They could have easily had her be Valerie Beaudry (sorry Val) instead or just MADE UP ANOTHER NAME because it's obvious that no one actually cared about her as a character they just wanted the wondy villain back so like !!!!!!!!!! Why even bother

#her entire treatment just makes me so angry #like in general it makes me mad and sad and a million other emotions #but the fucking robinson version just makes me enraged. beyond pissed off. because theres no fucking reason for it its bullshit and its the #one in current continuity right now. so i get to see tom king ww panels put on my dash that have this stupid fake vanessa and its so #infuriating. like thats NOT her!!!!!!! oh my freaking god people #her hair is BROWN and CURLY and shes dianas BABY SISTER who she lived with for YEARS like she was a MAJOR supporting ww character for the #longest time. like shes got about 100 appearances (just checked) preboot this is not a minor character #so freaking frustrating #blah #ALSO. FUCKING ALSO. THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE CURRENT VANESSA TURNED EVIL BC SHE REALIZED SHE WASNT SPECIAL TO DIANA BS. FUCK YOU THERE LIKE #OH MY GODDDDD “isnt special to diana” im going to fucking kill you. what do you mean she doesnt care about her specially. thats her FUCKING #BABY SISTER. not to sound like vanessa herself a la silver swan but those clowns at dc would never say that shit about cassie oh my god #not special my FUCKING ass. nessie and her mom were literally the first people invited to themyscira in post coie continuity #like yes diana trevor and steve trevor and even baby julia kapetelis washing ashore but like the kapetelises (and you could even say just #nessie bc again her mom had been there before) were the FIRST ones invited there like you cannot say diana didnt care about them more than #the average joe dc i fucking despise you. #this girl has been through so much why is dc incapable of throwing her a bone ever. nessie i am so sorry they did that to you sweetie. #gonna tag it bc her tag deserves the traffic #vanessa kapatelis #just makes me so mad #doing all that to the normal teen girl character in a wonder woman comic is so fucked actually like dc comics i should not have to explain #that to you. what message do you think you are sending here be serious

[retrowave-racer]

Briony was born with a curious power, the ability to become a shark person! Raised from birth on a pirate ship, she grew up bold, brave, confident, and down for any fight thrown her way. A bit rebellious, she tended to but heads with her mum, who despite also being a infamous pirate captain, had become a bit more serious as a mother and often told Briony to not be so reckless. One day, her mother went missing, followed by the rest of the crew over time, and eventually her father vanished too. Briony spent many days and nights finding a way to follow them, eventually falling into a portal herself. In the modern day, she has adjusted quickly, and became fast friends with another lass who’s well…just that. A friend who runs very fast!

Briony is finally here! That rounds up the main pirate ocs. I do play to do another post with some general pirate-y designs, but will put that on hold as Im currently working on my annual oc Bday art!!! Can’t wait to share all of that, I’m working hard on them this year. >:3

#pirate #pirate oc #pirates #shark girl #shark #original character #oc #oc art #original character art #oc artist #briony grace Garvey #yes….brooke and Bruce are her parents for those who didnt pick up on it. #also i love how all their names ended up being Bs!!!

[lokislytherin]

cringe

zack, acting cool: look at me mira i am full of rizz

daniel, pointing at jay: unspoken rizz

daniel, pointing at zack: unspeakable cringe

zack, near tears bc mira's ignoring him: I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU

#lookism #incorrect lookism #yes im back on my lookism bs baby! #zaniel friendship let's go! #zack lee #lee jinsung #park hyungseok #daniel park #zami IS the name of the zack mira ship right #bc if it's not i'm gonna throw hands #jay hong #hong jaeyeol #jay unspoken rizz bc he doesn't speak #they don't know he has no chill actually #zack IS cringe and it's time he embraced it #bc when he's cool he's very kakkoii #also where is mira. #zack where's ur not-gf. #why r u not trying to ask her out #this is why u have no rizz #the longer ptj keeps the og girls in the basement the more rizz i gain to bust them out #i am a hot girl magnet they'll love me (half true)

[jupiterlandings]

So (Disney’s) Snow White left an abusive household after finding out her only relative wanted to murder her, suffered a full mental breakdown ALONE in THE WILDERNESS, cleaned up a stranger’s home because she believed it belonged to orphaned children & knew how hard it was to be without a mother, talked her way into a new family & made a new life for herself AND YET PEOPLE ARE STILL OUT THERE CRAPPING ON MY SWEET GIRL BECAUSE HER VOICE IS A LITTLE SQUEAKY & SHE DAYDREAMED ABOUT HER CRUSH (who was possibly the only person to show her genuine kindness in YEARS before she met the dwarves)?? Some of y’all need to take a moment to dwell on the beauty & truth of the fact that some of our oldest stories were once so beloved because they were about survivors who broke free of their past with kindness & grace & the fact Snow specifically did so while fitting into a traditional homemaker role (she carved out for herself!) & longing for romance does not mean she is not strong or that her story is too dated to share with the next generation for fear it will corrupt their young minds. If we as storytellers only portray one kind of borderline-cynical strength in children’s stories for fear of sentimentality being seen as old fashioned it eventually it will lead to the next generation mistaking their own quiet strengths for weaknesses the same way the ones before them have.

#ramblings #rants #disney #I have a lot of thoughts about this #I looked down on snow as a kid bc my siblings did so we never much watched the movie like we would the newer ones #but once I saw it as an older teen I was honestly struck by how shallow I’d been #also NO THE PRINCE IS NOT TWENTY YEARS OLDER THAN HER that bs came from a buzzfeed article #he’s at the MOST four years her elder and she isn’t fourteen either #disney has also established through comics dating back decades they met more than once #also yes I’ll go out on a limb and say the kiss was consensual in that version as she was very much in love with him #and would have 100% been down to be brought back to life or at LEAST kissed goodbye by the boy who loved her

[spinef0ryou]

On anon bc this is a personal topic but THANK YOU for your tags on the body hair post. It was driving me insane. I shave because of sensory issues and that's literally it. I have a cis male partner and he is very aware I do not shave for him, but because I'm autistic and the physical feeling of having body hair makes me want to d*e. Like yes!! It's great that we're challenging beauty norms!!! but also I feel like saying women only do "feminine" things to appeal to men is still taking our power away in a sense

yep. like i do understand the whole shaving vs not shaving from like. a feminist standpoint but so many paint it as just a feminist thing, and they just flip the script instead of actually supporting body positivity. it’s so obvious that they’re not really about supporting actual body positivity, and the shame they heap on woman who do remove hair just feels so off to me :/ like it comes across as if they don’t think sensory issues in that regard are a thing, or they act like you personally removing hair is an affront to all women.

bodily autonomy extends to people doing things to themselves one might personally find not their vibe, and until that’s fully accepted by someone, that person doesn’t fully support bodily autonomy. saying a woman should never shave because otherwise she ‘looks bare’ is still body shaming

how the fuck is this an acceptable thing to say about someone’s body?? it’s so fucking disgusting to say that someone else’s body ‘jumpscares you’. like how fucking gross is that to say??? there’s no circumstance in which it’s okay to say that?! how are you not ashamed to say such a thing? not to mention a healthy dose of biphobia!

also the shit about coats and sweaters rubs me wrong

why imply that a lack of hair makes someone naked? huh? what’s so bad about nakedness that you’re implicitly shaming it??

body shaming isn’t cool just because you’re slamming what’s considered normal. stop being fucking weird about other people’s bodies and stop acting like a woman’s choices are anti feminist because they’re doing what makes them happy

beauty norms can really suck but there’s ways to subvert them that don’t include dragging people down and implying motives that haven’t been declared 🤷🤷

#it also smacks of radfem bs to me #like how they say (and yes i have seen this take unfortunately) that women only wear makeup for men #in the same vein as women only remove hair for men #acts like those women are too dumb to think for themselves #when the ‘issue’ is way more complicated #and it just reeks of ableism and misogyny tbh #a woman doing something to herself you don’t like doesn’t make her a braindead tool of the patriarchy #but to act like she is makes you a misogynistic asshole #similar to the radfems who say that a bi woman of domestic violence deserved it for being with a man #answer #anon #*radfemy if not outright terfy #** names not blacked out cuz they came from screenshots and at the time i was too lazy to black them out. don’t be weird to them either #(if this breaks containment) #biphobia #body shaming #for tw

[inthegloomglow]

I have a lot of frustrated thoughts about Rhea, but to boil them down. Either she was written to seem very frustrating and unlikable to make Daemon killing her not emotionally effect the audience as much, which is poor writing, or she was written to sound like a Strong Independent Girlboss who we should feel for, and they also did that poorly. 

#rhea royce #daemon targaryen #antis do not interact #i hate how they feel like they're going to have daemon murder laenor #and harwin #and they've turned this into some yandere roleplay bs #but i'm still not here to character bash or mess with any of that #i'm criticizing what feels like poor writing #and a mishandled message #this show has had strong feminist themes but this was NOT it #daemon's been my favorite but i really hate how they approached this #house of the dragon #spoilers #hotd spoilers #even though rhea had valid points #we never knew her! #we've only seen how daemon was pushed into this marriage against his will too #YES i know as a man he had more agency #i've gotten the commentary i'm not an idiot #but he was also pushed to marry and our only glimpse of her was not super flattering #even though she has a right to feel that way #we have no attachment to her

[kurohaai]

Das & Ofi for Mermay 2022 AU

Das is based on an oarfish and probably think of Ofi as strange fish or seal. Figured out he's actually touch starved and followed this strange seal to shallow water.

Eventually becomes a concern for the local marine researchers and they ended up taking him to their facility to treat him for whatever ailment he got.

Das & Ofi - me

Eti - @heuristicallyinclined

Pavnis - @theartisticapparition

#Daseer Wanlyn #Ofelia Asvini #Etivor Petris #Pavnis Madron #Mermay 2022 #Mermaid AU #Kuroha Ai #Oarfish because nothing really known about them so I can BS my stuff #also long long boi #Ofi got jumpscared by aquatic sadako #ended up with sea puppers #majestic sea creature (lol) #also first time drawing human Ofi and I really enjoy it #also Ofi is a freelance diver who both part timing with the researchers and her dad's seaside restaurant #enjoys some thrill of extreme freediving and then met this mofo #yes I'm fashionably late but in my defense the sketches were done on May

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi got a better, more in depth Story arc than Sakura and i’m going to stay mad about it

#like listen LISTEN #I don’t want any bit of Kakashi’s story taken away from him #but Gdi yes Sakura’s story arc was lack luster #girl got one fight against the akatsuki and it wasn’t even a solo fight #she didn’t get to kick more ass #she didn’t get to fight pein even though Kakashi has been teaching his students team work from day one and a perfect way to honour his death #would have been Naruto and Sakura working together #possibly with the rest of the Konoha 12 #to take down Pein #That would have been epic #Sakura also should have been allowed to mourn the loss of the boy she liked and moved on #she could have returned to her feelings fir sasuke in a new fullfilled way #but she didn’t #kishi just wrote her never getting over him no matter what either of them did #and that’s BS

[bragganhyl]

y'know i'm still scared of modding this game but i also want to bring everyone to the house of hope lol and not to mention the final quest

#hablaty #bee gee three posting #yes i am still salty about losing loot bc i could no longer lockpick after squidification #and i didn't have a*tarion but i also want to bring k*rlach bc i'm curious how the epilogue handles her squidification #but i'm undecided bc y'all know that i like the squid ending for berci although it shapes up to be a lot less ouchie this time already #but i'm also not leaving ga*e and l'z behind so i'm already at a party of 5 lol #and also it's kinda bs that the gang isn't in the same tower where your other allies are so i can't even say bye #or swap out tired party members for the final stretch

[pepi-nillo]

just finished watching the killer's shopping list and i'd do anything for girlboss mom, fish and part timer

also, if i had a nickel every time that child actor was in a drama with a body on the fridge in the past year i would have two nickels etc etc

#very entertaining and it was just 8 episodes! #honestly saw the misunderstanding with fish's clothes like ten miles away and i'm just happy girlboss mom called bs #but yes they're my girls i love them #also the dad i love how much he loves his wife #a hee also gets love because she's the badass gf #daesung gets some love because he needs a break and for ppl to stop thinking he's suspicious #meat gets some love too for having good intentions and i take away some love for being creepy about it even unknowingly #cosmetics gets love for uniting the town's gossips for the greater good #and vegetables gets all the love because it's been rough for her #great! goodbye #the killer's shopping list

[lesbianlenas]

everyone who says i complain abt my d*d too much look away rn 🤪

#michelle speaks #my d*d is sososo evil i really just hate him so much u cannot even imagine fr #my mom has been having a really bad health issue for half the day today where she seriously needs to go to the hospital bc #she’s been in severe pain for hrs & my d*d has refused to take her & said she is making it up & a bunch of other bs he makes up in his head #also it is not just refuses to take her it is more so will not let her go period. at all. #& legit the last time this happened my mom was literally abt to die like FR before he gave in & took her & he still had to be forced #& yet once again he STILL goes ahead & insists she’s making it up or it’s not actually that bad or w/e tf #and says oh this is actually a problem for HIM bc she makes his life sooooo hard #i’m like. oh i can’t stand him. u know i like to have a laugh but when i say i literally hate this man so much. i am so serious. #like yes he’s fun to make fun of but he is seriously so evil oh i just hate him. & my mom & my brother r like oh he’s not evil blah blah #IDC!!!!!!! idc what reason they have to justify it from him i do not care!!!!!!!! i need a dart board w his face on it RN!!!!!!

[mercymaker]

scREAMING CRYING YODELING

WHY IS HE SO TINY

#sadfsdgdhfgh i'm crying #the bg3 adventures #oc: maleane #maleane/astarion #mal's all 'he asked for no pickles' #she needs a tshirt that says' got abducted by mindflayers and all i got is this miniature boyfriend' #watch out he's gonna bite your ankles #also YES i did go back to the mountain pass because lae'zel said she'll leave me #and she's mal's favorite companion because she's just no bs effective and the perfect soldier to do her bidding :))))) #totally normal behaviour