#himbo man 2021

[naanima]

All you people screaming for a mattdrai finals, and I'm just like, I old, I will FOREVER scream for a Tyler Seguin winning the Stanley Cup in his 30s final narrative.

Tyler Seguin is a self aware himbo who knew too late how hard it was to win a Stanley Cup, and has spent the last decade trying to win it again for this fucking team. And I want him to win it with this group of guys this year.

The man has gone through a sliced achilles, a hip surgery because he tore his labrum completely off during the 2020 Stars' Stanley Cup Finals, followed almost immediately by a knee surgery. He played no hockey in 2021, couldn't fucking walk, went through a 6 month recovery period, and for nearly a year has been told that he wasn't what he was.

He took all the criticism, said NOT one bad word against a front office that publicly criticised him, and fans saying he was done for. He supported his team mates, tried to break their scoring slumps, changed his playing style and played on the second & third line, so that he could do whatever he could to get his team to win.

Hockey is harsh & unforgiving. But fuck I want Seguin & the Stars to win the Stanley Cup this year.

#my himbo prince #tyler seguin #text post #dallas stars

[princemick]

MICKLORE for dummies

here;s part 1 with his racing history

because over roc weekend people seemed to have gotten to know him a lot better so here's a bunch more of mick info that I deem as essential

so under the tab I will add a bunch of stuff that kinda break trough that introverted pr trained wall he has.

this will be broken into facts, quotes, moments and videos.

--enjoy--

Mickfacts:

he speaks, english, german, french and italian but beraly speaks italian and french because he doesnt feel comfortable enough with them

the f-2002 is his favorite of his dads cars

during a lot of 2022's off season he has been dirt racing in the states where he bascially races for as long as the car runs together with gina's bf (x) (x)

apperantly recognizes the italian anthem before the german

can't choose himself for a dream team so his dream team is michael and seb

couldnt choose between lewis and max in 2021 "because theyre both nice to me"

he used to play drums as a kid

his middle name is 'junior'

he is named after Mick Doohan (5x mtotogp champ) who used to live close to Michael who were really good friends and so him and Jack Doohan (f2 driver) have always been and are still close friends.

apperantly introduced himself to kevin when he got back to haas with 'suck my balls'

modified said off road buddy that he does mud racing with so it goes quicker then intended

he seems to have extra clothes with him at all times bc he borrowed an extra pair of pants and shirt to callum for their f2 podium celebration

his dad wanted him to study engineering (also interesting piece of related information: he said he would have become a biologist if not an f1 driver in this video)

he refers to his dog angie as his best friend

in F3 he won 5 races in a row. race 22 til 26 of the 2018 season.

he started doing champions for charity where he organizes a football match every year with a bunch of german sports players

mick denies it but this man has bleached his hair

Mickquotes:

"a bomb, a knife, a serial killer. I mean that comes all together so.."

"I mean if poeple ask me if I'm mick I usualy just say no. I learned that from my dad."

"can I eat this?" procedes to eat it

"you guys are gonna do pushuupss"

"can I go and pet it?? play fetch??"

"those cars are so shit"

"deutsche, german..WHA??"

"you sure??"

"my dad, my dad, my dad, my dad"

"I just wanna get to my dad"

"beep beep beep"

"I won f2 and f3 for a reason"

"you guys are fucking brilliant, FUCKING BRILLIANT! fucking hell- sorry for all the swearing guys"

"I have a problem with italian bread tbh"

"PTW man, PTW" (pwt means prove them wrong)

"so you have to be smooth, realise that its an old lady and treat it that way, take it easy and enjoy the ride"

"hmm, have you ever driven on the road blindfolded?"

"ah, I was fine" after crashing

"I'm glad it was you I was fighting against"

Mickvideos:

prema stranger things - where he bascially just shouts his ideas and is loudly jock and himbo coded

The 5 Second Challenge - him having to really quickly talk and think shows how he thinks really well aka himbo

The Taboo Challenge - where he has to explain something without using specific words

Seb And Mick Take On The Formula 1 Tower Challenge! - where Seb and Mick ask eachother questions as they play mega jenga

Mick and Dan at the 2021 russian gp presser - just wholesome

Mick and Sean cook pizza together - him being wholesome and happy and speaking italian

Prema Trivia Challenge - giving ultimate himbo rights

him hugging every haas mechanic after his last race w them

mick post Q2 in Canada

the groundhog video

Some minutes with Cyrus Watches: Mick Schumacher

The Texas Red Hot Sauce Challenge - shows his relationship with gary (his old race engineer) really well

Guess the Flavour: Japanese KitKat Taste Test - shows how weird mick is sometimes

Map The Track - himbo.

Mick celebrates with the team after first F1 points - hes so beloved

Gina and Crorinna's congrats after his first points

okay there's much much more, if you wanna get more into it I reccomend watching more of his prema and haas videos and just keep updated with him over his time at mercedes

dont be afraid to send me asks with questions or anyting!

and special thank you to 2/3 of the pillars of mickblr @acrosstobear and @schumaclerc for helping me out w some micklore and @stoffelvandoornegf for this post

#listen...I cud go on #im nt gonna #micklore #mick schumacher

[maxmorkson]

Added Nimoy to the pet line-up! The rest of the drawing is from 2021, I tried to match the style buuuut I kinda changed my workflow and it shows.

Pictured from left to right:

Gourou (male mainecoon):

Sadly passed away but forever fondly remembered as the cuddliest eepiest cat ever. Wanted to drink from the tap only but waterboarded himself everytime.

Grimm (female domestic shorthair):

ANXIOUS, spoiled, stomps and screams until she gets her way. Tolerated Gourou, terrified of everyone else in the lineup, so she gets an entire floor to herself.

Jacky (male irish setter mix):

Old, blind, deaf, loves going on walk in the middle of the road and rolling in dead fish.

Nimoy (male ??? probably domestic medium hair):

The newest addition to the group. Found starving under a scaffold, so he's VERY food motivated. Curious and playful, loves getting attention from family and friends but scared of strangers (unless they are holding a treat). Mastered the power of the "Sad Victorian Urchin Stare" to get what he wants.

Jango (male mainecoon):

The Bastard Man, the Himbo, the myth, the legend. Used to bully Grimm, is now harassed by Nimoy constantly trying to play with him. Justice.

#my art #original character #illustration #cat #dog #maine coon #irish setter #domestic shorthair #pet portrait

[truly-morgan]

[The way of the househusband AU]

XiCheng | Mo Dao Zu Shi Modern AU 28-12-2021

[the way of the househusband, but make it #xicheng >:3]

Where Lan Xichen was high in the Lan triads, powerful and feared, gaining the name of Zewu-jun. The last story about Zewu-jun was how he beat up many people from rival groups before just... disappearing!

stories of him being killed, sent to jail or moving to another country are travelling around while no one in the Lan group will confirm anything.

But lxc isn't dead, far from it.

He is playing house husband for a hard-working salaryman He fell head over heels for the beautiful Jiang Cheng the very moment he saw him, taking his nephew out as a reward for being a good boy.

Cue a scary, but polite, man trying to seduce the tired uncle.

Jc is a bit unsure at first, but quickly finds the man intriguing and nice.

Wanting to be with jc without pulling him into a world he doesn't belong in is what caused him to want to get out of it.

Some wouldn't believe that the great Zewu-jun was now a house husband, cooking diligently for his husband, taking care of the house, loving two little boys after another one joined the weird family.

jc and the boys even got used to how weirdly lxc could speak sometimes as if he was talking about criminal activities. but this makes him endearing to jc, who finds it funnier than anything when he knows what he's talking about. The boys sure seem to be amused too.

lxc: then you cut it into little pieces, stuff it into the little bag and dump it into hot what, then the job is nearly done

oyz parent: *looks concerned*

oyz: mister lan xiao long bao are the best!!

ljy: of course, my baba's cooking is the best😤

teacher 1: Who is this scary-looking guy? Should we call the cops?

teacher 2: I don't know, I think we-

ljy: baba!!😮☺️

jl: shushu came to get us?

lxc: the boss is doing overtime 😔 but like this, we can surprise him with a good dinner, will you help me 🤭🤫

kids: yay!!

yes, I've finally started reading the 6 volume of the way of the house husband I bought this semester, and I just thought lxc could work well too 🤭 although we just gotta imagine that himbo looking scary to other people smh

also OF COURSE lxc has a cute apron with a bunny on it that the big boss (aka a-cheng) gifted him soon after they moved in together, he takes great care of it and always uses it

oh and of course all the older ladies on the street also love lxc because they find him funny and love seeing a good husband working so hard for his family. also, they love sharing tips with someone who needs it and gossiping around 🤭

I really wanna draw this now 🤭 maybe if my hands don't hurt too much once I get back from work I'll try drawing this little family adding some more for 3zun: jgy was in the triad because of jgs, taking his step-brother (jzx) path of quitting, especially after lxc just decided to quit they meet again when jgy comes by to see how jl is doing with jc, having heard that he had found someone to live with (and want to make sure that person would be safe for little a-ling).

what a surprise than to find back an old friend because of a-cheng ☺️

nmj is either still in the triads or the nie clan got disbanded after his father died and some other gang used that to attack. maybe NHS saw how it affected his family too much and left it happen (they are much happier now anyway)

maybe they meet again by "accident" when nmj "happens to be passing by the neighbourhood" (totally not jgy telling him where Zewu-jun was and him wanting to make sure he was alive and well)

nmj 100% approves of jc after seeing how he treats lxc with all the love and cares in the world.

Original

#tweet archive #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #xicheng #lan xichen #jiang cheng #way of the househusband au #modern au #ex mobster lan xichen

[cantsayidont]

March 2019 and August 2021. Two flavors of the L.A. apocalypse, part of a larger genre that also includes KISS ME DEADLY, REPO MAN, WILD PALMS, MULHOLLAND DRIVE, and SOUTHLAND TALES.

NOW APOCALYPSE, which came and went in 2019, was created by Gregg Araki and cowritten with Karley Sciortino. It follows four sexually frustrated L.A. 20somethings: Ulysses (Avan Jogia), a stock Araki protagonist (mostly gay, perpetually baked, effortlessly hot) who's been suffering disturbing apocalyptic premonitions and weird visions; Carly (Kelli Berglund), his blond, white, mostly straight bestie, a struggling actress and part-time camgirl who I think is supposed to be Sciortino's self-insert; Ford (Beau Mirchoff), Uly's tragically straight aspiring screenwriter beefcake himbo roommate; and Ford's girlfriend Severine (Roxane Mesquida), an autistic French "astro-biological theorist" whose mysterious top-secret government project is probably connected to Uly's frightening visions.

Allegedly inspired by TWIN PEAKS, NOW APOCALYPSE feels more like a redress of Araki's 2010 film KABOOM. The surreal mystery aspects seem to be trying to make a point about the city's predatory appetite for hot, exploitable 20somethings (underscored by the return of Araki regular James Duval as a tormented homeless man), but if you're expecting the show to pay off or even pay much attention to its own mystery, you'll be disappointed. On the other hand, if you're in it for the sexually fluid horniness (which occupies about 85 percent of the plot and most of Araki and Sciortino's apparent interest), the flashes of weird David Icke-style alien conspiracy nonsense are distracting, and Araki seems either oblivious to or unconcerned about the antisemitic roots of conspiracy theories about sinister "Reptilians." As a modern sex comedy, NOW APOCALYPSE is pretty good, although it's familiar territory for Araki (it's really similar to KABOOM and even NOWHERE) and lacks the bite of his '90s work. The part that ends up standing out is the unexpectedly sensitive treatment of Severine; Mesquida manages to make this abrasive woman (whose personality Carly likens to nail polish remover) seem like a real person, who's not without feelings despite her discomfort with emotional expression.

BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOR, created by Nick Antosca and Lenore Zion based on a novel I haven't read, wants very much to be the love child of David Lynch and David Cronenberg: a surreal supernatural black comedy, set in the 1990s, about a driven young filmmaker named Lisa Nova (Rosa Salazar) who turns to witchcraft after she loses control of her unsettling short film to a sleazy producer whose contract she hasn't read carefully. A weird Boyle Heights mystic who calls herself Boro (Catherine Keener at her deadpan best) agrees to curse the producer for her, which has unexpected consequences, beginning with the fact that Lisa now vomits up kittens at regular intervals. Meanwhile, the embittered star of Lisa's short film (Siena Werber) resurfaces to reveal the horrifying events surrounding the making of that film, and some extremely weird things are happening at Lisa's new apartment.

BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOR is frustrating because it almost works. It's full of interesting pieces (including a memorable if obviously derivative segue into Cronenberg-esque body horror) that don't quite add up and some spooky moments whose tension the story keeps failing to sustain. (While the showrunners have obviously seen MULHOLLAND DRIVE, their attempts to evoke a Lynchian nightmare-logic sense of incipient dread consistently fall flat.) The biggest issue is that the show can't make up its mind what kind of story it's trying to tell (is it a cautionary tale? a parable about the creative process?), which leaves the protagonist a cipher and many of the story threads going nowhere.

This is a common problem with modern media, especially in this generic vein: Deliberate ambiguity and creative indecision are not the same thing, and if a story lacks clear stakes and thematic direction, all the cool, creepy, intriguing bits in the world won't amount to much. Rosa Salazar tries very hard, but she's hampered by the writers' uncertainty about how we should feel about Lisa, and Manny Jacinto is wasted (literally) in a minor supporting role as her former boyfriend. The standout is Catherine Keener, whose flair for droll understatement makes Boro (who's both more and less than she appears to be) a memorable villain.

#teevee #now apocalypse #brand new cherry flavor #gregg araki #karley sciortino #nick antosca #lenore zion #david lynch #david cronenberg #avan jogia #kelli berglund #beau mirchoff #roxane mesquida #rosa salazar #catherine keener #manny jacinto

[wndawtch]

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬 ⊹˙

-

it was mid 2021, the pair were celebrating their anniversary in Camping Les Prairies De La Mer, France.

chris was such a sucker for love, especially with you.

always starting at you in complete love, always finding a way to hold onto you, finding way to include you or link about anything back to you!

y/n was going to get some more delicious sugar cover freshly baked donuts with ice cream dipped in melted belgium chocolate.

chris didn’t even notice as first where y/n.

thought she was off into the sea… to surf again.

if chris knew how to surf, he would non-stop have his hands glued onto y/n waist🤭

10 minutes passed, y/n was walking back in a hurry.

trying to get back before the ice creams were just empty wooden sticks…

chris was of course in his own world, thinking of you were both going to do in the next few minutes, or what you mind was running away to.

chris was distracted by ruffling his large even tanned fingers, rummaging through any pieces of dirt, clumps or debris of all sort.

keeping his mind in a calm way.

he saw you running back, he quickly ruffled the sand again.

saving himself out of embarrassment, he’s was a little shy<3

beautifully designed the way he carved your name into the sand, exclamation point at the end, surrounding you name with poorly drawn hearts…

that seem to look like they’ve been drawn by a 5 yr old, but heyho!

“thanks honey, how was the trip?”

“ofc sweetheart! one freshly back sugar-covered donut along withhhh, one large belgium chocolate ice cream!” y/n happily responds with dragging out the the t whole having a massive smile with dimples on her sun kissed skin <3

chris’ respond with a teddy bear hug, no doubts

y/n realizes that there was a letter left carved into the sand, chris didn’t do such a great job hiding after his act…

“what was you doing, while i grabbing our 5th snack of the day mister!?” she spoke with a mysterious tone…

chris was just… frozen. completely frozen

“oh that, uh yeah, i don’t actually know who did thatttt” chris was just digging himself a deeper & deeper & deeper grave at this point…

he caved in, finally.

“yeaaa, i was writing your name into the sand” he replied with a nervous smile, holding his thumbs hoping your wouldn’t find it weird.

“chris, why do you need to be nervous about theses things! it’s cute, i literally adore this small interquit details about. it’s main reason why i married you, you himbo”

y/n softly spoken while rubbing more sun screen onto his back, while drawing random shapes on his largely, muscular back.

he instantly pick you up, engulfing you into a massive smooch onto the lips.

while he ‘accidentally’ spilling the ice cream over you chest.

it’s just so he can put his head in between you breasts…

the playful man he is :)

-

𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐜𝐡 ୧ ‧₊˚ 🤍 ⋅

#wndawtch’s fics! #chris evans #chris evans x you #chris evans x female reader #chris evans x fluff #chris evans comfort #chris evans fluff #husband!chris x wife!reader #husband!chris #chris x wife!reader

[spreadssheets]

Queer Characters of Marvel Reading Guide #5: Akihiro | Dark Wolverine | Daken

OK. For my more sensitive folks, let me start this one out with a CONTENT WARNING. Daken is not for the faint of heart. A lot of his relationships, including the queer ones, could be interpreted as toxic. So if you're not into heavy stories full of violence, child abuse, hurt/comfort, and maladaptive coping mechanisms, skip this one. There is also implied sexual abuse of a child. So, please take care of yourselves around your content no-nos.

THAT SAID. I absolutely LOVED every SECOND of Daken's guide. From start to finish it took me 2 weeks to read about 300 comics for him and holy shit he is worth it.

Daken or Akihiro, both names he's called interchangeably at this point, is the biological son of Logan (Wolverine) and Itsu. His mother was murdered by the Winter Soldier (while he was under mind control) and he was then taken out of his mother by Romulus, the "father figure" (gross gross gross) Daken would have for the next several decades of his life.

Of all the guides I've done. I think Daken is BY far my favourite. I immediately loved him. From the second he steps on the page until the very last comic I've read for him. He is everything to me. (With the exception of Leah Williams's run in X-Factor, but whatever, i still love him).

Okay, I'm gonna stop singing my meow meow's (who has committed multiple atrocities) praises and get into What Y'all Should Read (so you can love him as much as I do).

At A Glance:

Notable Series (For Queer Content):

Wolverine Origins (2006) #5-15

Dark Wolverine (2009) #75-77

Wolverine Origins (2006) #30-36, #47-48

Dark Wolverine (2009} #86-90

Daken: Dark Wolverine (2010) #1-7

X-23 (2010) #8

Daken: Dark Wolverine (2010) #8

X-23 (2010) #9

Daken: Dark Wolverine (2010) #9-20

Iceman (2017) #4, #8-10

Marvel's Voices: Pride (2021) #1: "Man Of His Dreams"

X-Factor (2020) #1-10*

Marauders Annual (2022) #1

Marauders (2022) #1-5

Notable Series (For Sibling Bonding):

Daken: Dark Wolverine (2010) #1-7

X-23 (2010) #8

Daken: Dark Wolverine (2010) #8

X-23 (2010) #9

All-New Wolverine (2015) 25-30

Hunt for Wolverine: Claws of a Killer (2018) #1-4

*X-Factor (2020) features a VERY OOC version of Daken written by Leah Williams. I only included it on this list because it has its moments and it contains context for the MUCH better Marauders (2022). Future talls: Marauders sucks now too, but they had a pretty decent first 5. I just wish people would stop making Daken a himbo when he's not a himbo.

The Full Guide:

Main View

Pretty View

(Also if y'all want Daken fanfiction recs, hmu I've got some) Previous Queer Character Guides: Angela | Anole | America Chavez | Rikki Barnes

Other Guides: Eternals | Rogue & Gambit Shippers Guide

Next Up: Karolina Dean (Runaways)

#daken akihiro #daken #akihiro #dark wolverine #queer characters of marvel reading guide #comic guides #reading guides #comic reading guides #marvel comics #queer marvel characters #marvel #x-men #queer comics #dark avengers #marauders #x-factor #marvel unlimited #mlm marvel reading #bisexual characters who actually say they're bisexual #mlm marvel reading guides #bisexual #mlm marvel comics #wolverine #x-23 #honey badger #scout

[kibbits]

Just realized I never posted Jeanette?? (campaign from 2020-2021!)

She’s a buff lesbian Gangrel, a dog walker, and owner of an animal shelter (where she gets most of her familiars) who got turned in the 80′s. Here she is with her main familiar, Brutus the Pomeranian!

She owns the lair, and it’s a Lisa Frank nightmare fldgjk She kept getting messy criticals in battle, and once accidentally homerunned an influencer’s head off her shoulders (in her defense, said influencer was also a vampire and specifically targeting the himbo’s love interest/touchstone)

And yes, she DID get the cute girl manning the gym's front desk's number!

(original image is from Elisa Lazo de Valdez, found on pinterest) If an angel cryptid who kept stalking your party of dumbass affronts to everything holy got befriended and came to the himbo’s birthday party, would they wear a birthday hat like this, or like that?

#vtm ttrpg #vampire the masquerade ttrpg #my art #gangrel #this is from 2020 oop #tw blood

[pinkmirth]

𝒜ℬ𝒪𝒰𝒯 𝑀𝒜𝑅ℐℰ . . !

FUN-FACT SPEED RUN! ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎; 21 year-old, pretty lil’ pisces, hobby-writer, infj, nigerian, bisexual, college junior (comp-sci major), professional hairstylist, & 100% obsessed with getting my hair & nails done! this blog of mine is multifandom! though my posts mainly consist of (CASTLEVANIA, JJK & AoT) content, i love many many different things . . . let it be known that i adopt a new obsession every other month, okay!

MY LIKES . . ! ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ writing, reading, vanilla (scents & flavors!), r&b, pampering & self care, all things pink, fluffy textures, vampires, long-haired men, french-tip nails (esp square & almond-shaped!), igari makeup, guitar solos, theo james, strawberry ‘n creme soda, wispy lashes, early morning walks, thick & beefy men who could pick me up ‘n throw me over their shoulder >.<, a shiny pair of mary-janes, late night drives, afrobeats, sparkly lip gloss, kaomoji’s, platform sandals, chick-fil-a breakfast, fangs, tiny skirts, caramel ice cream, himbos, dainty jewelry, cheesy fries, cucumbers, fangs, cute new hairdo’s, video games, chili-cheese dogs, a fresh & neat set of braids, academic validation, and adrian fuckin’ țepeș!

DISLIKES . . . ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ reiner haters, eren fucking jaeger (occasionally), grapes, rei’s paper-sniffing scene, mathematics, toji fushiguro’s terribly sexy self, conservatives, and my nails breaking . . .

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON IN HER PRETTY LITTLE BRAIN? ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ adrian fuckin’ tepes! that gorgeous man won’t leave. me. alone! he’s so elegant ‘n soft-spoken, and i cant help but adore how kindhearted he is . . . not to mention that he has the most perfect tits >.< and just look at that v-neck on him! the scar running down is just the icing on top. finished binging castlevania, and i’ve fallen for him & his pretty golden eyes ever since. i just love me some alucard, my favorite dhampir boy!!! ❤︎

SOME FUN LITTLE LINKS! ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ my wips! ⋆ reiner fic-recs! ⋆ taglist! ⋆ tag index!

FAVE MUSICIANS! ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ Jhene Aiko, Sade Adu, Rihanna, Kehlani, Summer Walker, Arctic Monkeys, Bryson Tiller, Men I Trust, BÔA, Dove Cameron, Olivia Rodrigo, Mariah The Scientist, New Jeans, DVSN, Takako Mamiya, Tame Impala, H.E.R. and The Internet.

FAVE FILMS & FRANCHISES! ౨ৎ ₊ ⊹ (e.g. animes, movies, series, shows, video games): Jujutsu Kaisen, Castlevania (2017-2021), Castlevania: Nocturne, AoT, ATLA, Vinland Saga, Invincible, yubisaki to renren, Kengan Ashura, Bridgerton, Yakuza RGG, Tekken, Young Justice, divergent, Samurai Showdown (aka Samurai Spirits), BNHA, Beastars, Record of Ragnarok, X-Men 97, Avatar/ATWOW, Blue Eye Samurai, Naruto, The Spiderverse movie franchise (ITSV/ATSV), The Flash (CW), The Night Agent, Cobra Kai, The Glory, The Blacklist, Gangnam Beauty, & My Name.

𝑀𝒜𝑅𝐼ℰ'𝒮 𝒞ℛ𝒰𝒮ℋℰ𝒮 !

𝒜𝒟ℛℐ𝒜𝒩 “𝒜ℒ𝒰𝒞𝒜ℛ𝒟” 𝒯ℰ𝒫ℰ𝒮!

𝓗𝓞𝓝𝓞𝓡𝓐𝓑𝓛𝓔 𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢; richter belmont, jin kazama, getou suguru, fushiguro toji, isaac laforeze, reiner braun, ryuji goda, nishiki akira, jason todd (aka) red hood, wally west, tokita ohma, the uchihas (itachi, madara, sasuke), mirko (aka) rumi usagiyama & sephiroth . . . thank you to all my sexy men! i love my hoes 🎀

#꒰ঌ 𝓃𝒶𝓋𝒾ℊ𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃 ⨾ 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓃ℯ𝒹.ᐟ ໒꒱ #— (navigation!) #— (pinned!) #masie files! #about me!

[sn1p1ng888]

tank mank time TRIPLE TROUBLE EDITION

YEEAAAAAAAAAH TIME FOR THE HENCH FUCKS !!!!!!

today I am going to introduce you to three of the first five tanksonas I ever created (from 2021 WOWSWRZ) (the other two were gator and Pat btw)

so meet the triple twats, CLICK TOM AND RAY

These three happen to be the alligator squad’s worst enemies. Both squads are equally as stupid and even after being rivals for over 5 years, still haven’t managed to get the drop on anyone yet. This is likely because Ray and Tom genuinely do not care, and most of the A squad are too stupid to do anything. It’s… mostly just gator and Pat versus click. Moving on to them separately.

Click’s a real bitch. A grown man who’s only five feet tall and throws temper tantrums like a toddler. He thinks that just cuz he’s the son of a general that makes him this all powerful super awesome leader guy, which spoilers, is not the case. He is not skilled in the slightest, just throws things and shoots people at random and gets lucky. He’s a real suck up to his dad which is not reciprocated, likely being the source of his constant anger. Backstory wise, he was simply found wandering the battlefield as a small child and taken in, raised within the ranks.

Tom is literally just a guy. He gives off real strong himbo vibes due to his tall stature and airheaded personality, often rendering him a bit pathetic. Click bullies him a lot, decorating his armour with insults and sometimes getting physical, but it doesn’t seem to bother Tom a whole lot. He kinda lets click do what he wants, and some people say Tom is the reason why click thinks his behaviour is okay. He also likes cats, and has a habit of adopting any he finds roaming the wastelands. Click hates this for obvious reasons. Nothing is known about Tom’s past.

Ray is also not much to be proud of. He also lets Click get away with a lot of shit and just follows him around due to not having anything better to do. Ray is apparently pretty smart, but just doesn’t care enough to do anything with it. He has more of a fashion sense than his peers and likes to collect clothing items he finds off the wasteland, or even make them himself from scraps. He’s also infamous for being incredibly judgemental and a little sassy.

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#5

I really hope I articulate this thought right because it’s been occupying my head since 7 this morning. Okay so we all know about the screen cap of five in his fresh new fit, right? I was thinking about how even if he’s doing some kind of recon, the change of clothes themselves isn’t THAT important plot wise. Five changing his clothes is more his own development. Finding himself outside of the trauma from being a child soldier/lone survivor/assassin. Then I remembered how people have been saying his sunglasses reminded them of Klaus’s and then I realized. The rest of his outfit is a flannel, cargo pants, and combat boots. It’s almost as if he was rummaging through his siblings’ hand me downs to be honest (esp the flannel from Viktor). Here’s the part that’s had me foaming at the mouth: He could be, consciously or not, emulating his siblings through his clothing choices because even if he doesn’t know who he is, Five knows he’d kill and die for his family, so when he’s finding himself he’s tying himself to this one thing he DOES know about himself, his love for his brothers and sister.

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#4

I love calling “straight” characters bisexual. Who’s gonna stop me? Certainly not them. They’re bisexual.

655 notes - Posted March 27, 2022

#3

Diego trying to get Stan to leave the hotel:

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#2

If I were a writer for The Umbrella Academy, I’d include a scene where Luther keeps messing up tying his shoes while Five is in the same room doing some crazy complex math and when Five pauses to think of the answer Luther chimes in with it before Five has a chance to reach the answer himself. Then Luther fixes his shoes and he walks out of the room leaving Five and the audience to remember how SMART Luther is. Luther is high intelligence with little to no common sense. He’s a himbo but he’s not Stupid. In this essay I will-

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Okay but how funny would it be if all the other Umbrellas turned out perfectly normal in this timeline but Five is still absolutely unhinged except now he has no reason to be. He’s just a lil crazy. Definitely bit people as a child vibes.

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#5

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Y/n:Fuck you

Enmu: ....

Y/n:Fuck you

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Y/n:Gladly fuck me

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532 notes - Posted July 30, 2022

#4

Diavolo x Himbo Reader

A/N: if you read this no matter your age you are consenting yourself to read NSFW content, will not be my fault if you get disgusted, or traumetized.

Himbo: a well built man who is though not so intelligent, so you will be refered to as stupid pretty much this whole fic

Today was something a bit different.

The usual is that you would wake up about three hours early, clean the house, maybe go outside for some groceries, and then cook breakfeast.

It wouldn't be wrong to call you a lovely house husband, you actually thought the name was quite cute and that it kind of suited you- which it did.

But aside from that you werent very smart, you didn't even know that your body would attract others when you did leave the house, which did piss off Diavolo a lot.

But it just never even came to mind at all.

Anyways as I said today was a bit different, because you wanted to do a little something for Diavolo, you honestly looked this all up on the internet anyway.

But that didn't really get you in the position you thought it would.

'Cause here you were, propped up onto the wide like kitchen table with Diavolo fucking you stupid.

"Fuck..ya wanted this huh?? Didn't know you would ever think like this considering what a dumb little boy you are, but thats what I'm hear for darling." The degration towards you just made you moan louder in response.

Never trust the internet. Noted.

But what really mattered to you is that he felt good, though you couldn't barely think let alone get a sentence outta you.

"Didn't know I'd wake up to you in a slutty outfit, in nothing but an apron, shit.." Diavolo grits his teeth at your position cursing under his breath, seeing you in such a thing.

"J-just for you...s-sweetheart.." Breathing out, you make Diavolo's head cock to the side with a shit eating grin plastered on his face.

"Just for me?? You must not be such a dumb little boy after all if you thought about me." He semi-joked.

It was a normal thing for you to be called stupid at times, but it did hurt you considering most people ment it in a non joking manner.

But fuck when Diavolo called you it, especially in bed it just made you melt, made you beileive it somewhat, made you feel good. Real good in fact you got a damn boner when he called you that.

Whether he was joking or not.

And he knew it.

He knew damn well you liked it, and he abused it, took advantage of it. He loves making you feel vaunerable.

You feel your head tug back a bit, looking at the corner of your eye, barely being able to see him due to the tears overflowing in your eyes.

His lips connect with yours, creating a sloppy like kiss, his tounge instantly entering your mouth, exploring your wet cavern with accasional bites to the lips making you moan into the kiss.

He breaks the kiss, still thrusting into you, and holding onto your hair a tad bit tighter and a string of saliva connecting between your lips.

"God dammit if only you could see yourself darlin', looking so pretty for me, and propped all up for me..fuck." Your fingers curl together at the edge of the table most definitally creating a scratch.

He leans down to your neck, biting it hard enough to have blood slightly spill out, licking over it to sooth it out.

He sucks other parts of your skin, some of his black-ish purple lipstick staining your skin.

Your breath hitches, as you feel your body jolt, like a tingling sensation going up your spine, it was like a simple graze over it but you wanted more.

That the spot.

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#3

Scaramouche x Male reader

WARNING: This has NSFW themes I don't care for age I'm not your parent, just don't complain to be if something bad happnes like you getting caught if you werent supposed to read this.

A/N: Guess this is Karma😔

This wasn't it was supposed to go.

It went all wrong.

You werent supposed to be being fucked in a closet within your own home.

But that wasn't the issue really.

The issue was it was that you already had someone.

And you had tricked them.

They think your at work right now, but no.

Your in your own closet being fucked by your own best friend Sacramouche.

They trusted you. And you should trust them. But thats not the point right now, it felt to good to even give a shit.

Your silent whimpers and muffled grunts had filled the closet, with Sacramouche's hand covering your mouth.

"Shh, be quiet. You wouldn't want them to hear you. To hear you being fucked by your friend like the little slut you are. Just begging for me huh??"

You look at the corner of your eye, Sacramouche already looking at you with eyes filled with lust, and want.

So many things were running through your mind, what if you get caught? What if you get kicked out? What if they forgive you? Fuck if they forgave you it'd make you feel even worse.

"I know what your thinking love, don't worry, if we do get caught you've still got me of course. I'd be able to fuck you like this. Every. Day."

A shiver goes down your spine, every single day? How would you even handle that?

You can barely handle him now. If one loud like sound slips from your lips you'd be done for.

His hand slipped from your mouth to secure your hips straight, so his thrust won't be so sloppy.

And was that a horrible idea.

The moment he pushed your hips down with both of his hands you lets out a loud moan that anyone in the house could definitally hear.

Your partner was confused. They knew they heard something from they're bedroom, so they went to go see what it was.

What? I'm sure you'd be confused as shit if you heard a loud moan in your house.

"Shit..I told you to be quiet." So now he's blaming you?!? It was his fault in the first place he went down on you to hard. Not that you didn't like it though.

"Me?? It was you who- hmph!?" His hand was back on your mouth, but the thrust kept going he wasn't going to stop? You would just be sitting on his dick the whole time which would get you impatient and want more, but it would only be for a little while.

"What the hell was that? I know i heard something come from here..but..it was like a moan..I know I'm the only one in this house."

The atmosphere was just mixes of emotions at this point. Lust, need, want, and confusion.

The bastard behined you decided test you by being more of a dick- no pun intended, by giving you marks down your back starting off with hickies, then bite marks.

This fucker really wanted you guys to get caught, right after telling you to stay quiet.

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#2

Mikey x Male reader

Last week.

You had gotten your braces on because of your over/under-bite it needed to be better, it wasn't bad you just needed to get them before it got worse.

You told and remind mikey over, and over, and over, and over again each time each week up until now.

And he still forgot ofcourse that's just how Mikey is.

And today was your first day, Draken had gone with you to drop you off and then pick you up once you were finished.

"Hey, you ok??" You nod but as well making a neatrul hand movement.

"Sore huh??" You nod once again.

"Alright Mikeys waiting for you hop on." You get on Draknes bike and head to Tomans base.

"You think he forgot??" Draken asked.

You tap his shoulder signalling as a yes.

"Well...that's just Mikey have hope for him at least." He says in which you roll your eyes.

You pull up to Tomans base and see Mikey sitting down on the steps with a boring look on his face with Takemichi next to him with the same face.

He turns due to the noise and once he sees you he instantly runs up to you and hugs the life outta you.

"Your finally here! I missed you so much! Where have you been?? I was so worried-"

You tired to listen, but the sorenss in your mouth was getting worse, but the dentist told you not to touch it and that the pain will ease soon enough.

And thinking of that made you sigh and roll your eyes, while also channeling your attention back to Mikey who had a worried look on his face.

"Something wrong??" He says you shake your head but then you got the urge to pee, since you couldn't speak or else your mouth would be in pain you just went.

"Eh? Takemichi...why did he...ignore me??"

"Mikey, today was the day he got his-"

"Oh whatever I'm sure it's fine! Imma go get some dorayaki! Oh and maybe M/n will want some too!"

"Wait Mikey I- gosh he won't listen to me anyway." Takemichi sighs getting up off the steps.

You come back out of the bathroom looking for Mikey noticing him in front of you.

He smiles up at you and you give him a little wave.

"Hey you want some dorayaki??" He asked taking out two packs of dorayki.

You werent really that hungry and your doctor said yogurt was kinda all you could eat for like a week, you shook your head giving mikey a kiss on the cheek and walking away.

You might think this was a loving gesture but Mikey thought otherwise, not because you didn't take the snack but because he expected a kiss on the lips.

He nagged, and nagged, and nagged, everyone tried to tell him you had gotten you braces but he just didn't listen so you know what?

He poked your cheek for your attention.

A little to hard.

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Baji:Hey Y/n what time is it??

Y/n: I dunno pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out.

Y/n:*Blows saxaphone loudy*

Mikey:WHO THE FUCK IS BLOWING A SAXAPHONE AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!

Y/n:it's 2AM.

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#5

what's the point in writing olli if you're not writing him as the himboest himbo to ever himbo

31 notes - Posted September 6, 2022

#4

Can I request a reader insert with Allu where the reader has low self esteem and little to no sexual/romantic experience, and Allu tries to make them comfortable and feel good?

my pisces venus was more than happy to be given this request!! im not sure if it's what you wanted (i guess i went a bit heavy on the realism - i don't know about y'all but i think first times are kinda... Not It) but enjoy!

It's all so new for you. 

It barely feels real. All this time, you thought romance just wasn't for you: all your friends had started dating years ago, but for you, the moment never seemed to come. You'd wait patiently, telling yourself you'll experience the same thing some day, but in the back of your mind there was always this shadow of a thought that said you weren't good enough for it. It was hard not to indulge it, especially when your friends told you about their latest dates, the things they'd do with their partners, how well they treated them. There was a hint of jealousy on your part, mixed with a painful inability to relate, that made you cry at night until one day you became numb to it. At some point, you accepted romance just wasn't something that happened to you. That was okay, you told yourself; there were many other things you could live for in your life, you could be happy regardless, but your heart still clenched whenever you thought about it for too long. So you tried not to. 

Until Aleksi came along. 

A handsome young man, with eyes bluer than the ocean and the sweetest smile you've ever seen. He's just taken you out on a date (the ninth; you've been counting) and you can't stop thinking about how he grabbed your hand on the table at the nice restaurant, the tenderness his gaze held when he looked at you, the way he smiled when you felt yourself blush. You can't help but sigh happily. 

"What are you thinking about?" Aleksi asks, smile audible in his voice. You're sitting in his car, ready to go home for the night, though you wish you could stay together for longer. His passenger seat has become your favorite place to sit - it means he's by your side. 

"You," you say. He takes your hand and strokes the back of it with his thumb. You close your eyes, losing yourself in the simple touch. 

He leans in and kisses your cheek and that's when you open your eyes. You giggle as he gives you more kisses, covering your face in them, until you grab the side of his face to guide his lips to your own. The kiss is slow, languid, making you sigh in his mouth. 

He was your first kiss. And he's still making you feel that same way now, after many, many kisses; the butterflies in your stomach, the jolt of electricity shooting down between your legs, making your toes curl. 

"Aleksi," you breathe out, pulling back. His eyes are heavy-lidded as he looks back at you, his chest warm under your hand through his shirt. "I want you. I really do." 

Your heart picks up as you utter the words. You never went this far but you just can't wait anymore. After two months, you feel ready. 

His expression changes to that of concern. "What do you mean?" 

"I want you, as in… I wanna go home with you. Spend the night together." 

He pulls back further, his gaze serious. "Are you sure? We don't have to. There's no hurry." 

"I know," you say and it's your turn grabbing his hand this time. "But I really want it... Aleksi, you have no idea just how much." 

You feel him tense up at your words, like you turned on a switch. He smiles then. 

"I want you too, baby," he says in a low voice, the pet name making you melt. 

"Let's go, then." 

*** 

You're at your apartment. Aleksi insisted a familiar place would make you feel more at ease - you'd argue that his place would've been fine as well, just as familiar, but you appreciate the thoughtfulness. 

With your heart beating in your ears, you reach the living room. Here, you're ready to pull him in for a searing kiss and take him out of his clothes but he stops you with an amused snort, hands gently grabbing at your arms. 

"Patience, baby," he says. "Let's go to bed. It's more comfortable." 

You sigh, defeated, and he just laughs. You take his hand then and lead him to your bedroom. 

You stop in your tracks once you're there, the gravity of the situation hitting at once. Aleksi passes by you and sits down on your bed carefully, glancing at you with serious eyes. Suddenly, all your impatience is gone, replaced by nervousness and anxiety. 

"It's okay if you're not ready yet," Aleksi says with a reassuring smile. 

"It's not that," you say. "There's no one I'd rather have my first time with. But…" 

Aleksi's eyebrows raise, silently urging you to speak your mind. You wish you could tell him how much his patience and gentleness are appreciated - you don't feel pressured, you don't feel like you owe it to him, and it makes you feel like you're completely safe. Still… 

"I don't know how to do this. What if it hurts and I tell you to stop? That'd be so disappointing for you. What if I can't make you feel good? What if I do something you don't like? What if you - once you see me - what if you decide I'm not attractive…" 

"Hey," Aleksi says, voice low. He stood up and walked over to you and now he's cupping your face in his hands. "Stop thinking about me. Don't make it about me. Tonight's about you." 

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32 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

#3

could i request something fluffy with tommi/aleksi? the picture of aleksi on tommi's lap has been living in my head rent free for the past few days, they're so cute

of course 😌😌 it's not inspired by that picture but it's still soft and fluffy 🥰🥰

When Tommi wakes up there's only subtle light coming through the window and shining through the blinds. It must be early. Aleksi next to him is still asleep, wrapped in the sheets up to his chin to shield himself from the crisp night air now that it's fall. Tommi can barely make out his features in the soft light: he's relaxed, breathing quietly through parted lips, his gentle face and soft edges almost, almost making him look naive and innocent. 

(He's everything but. Tommi knows oh so well.) 

If he still had had long hair, Tommi would've brushed it off his face. Sadly, he has no excuse to touch his visage now, so he just sighs and gets up. 

Seeing Aleksi so beautiful and peaceful made Tommi soft, and it's their day off anyway, so Tommi decides to indulge his feelings. He's not a man of many words, much less a man of grand gestures; for him it's in the little things, in the meaningful moments. Tommi doesn't miss the way Aleksi smiles and blushes when he brings him coffee when he's been in their home studio for hours. Nor does he miss how his face lights up when Tommi lets him play his precious drum kit in said studio to his heart's content. Sometimes Aleksi even asks him to teach him some cool tricks with the drums, and Tommi is sure Aleksi already knows everything he tries to show him, but the way he smiles happily when Tommi tells him he did a good job afterwards… it just never fails to swell his heart. 

Through the kitchen window, the trees are starting to lose their leaves, the landscape mostly brown against a pastel purple sky. It's silent except for maybe some wind. Tommi feels particularly alive. 

He enjoys the moment for a few seconds then gets to work. Pancakes. That's what he wanted to make. He vaguely remembers the recipe and the procedure but hasn't made them in a hot minute, and his phone is in the bedroom (no way he'll go back there and risk waking Aleksi up), so all he can do is hope for the best. 

The first one he makes is rather fucked up. Shapeless and slightly burnt. He lets out an annoyed grunt, stern eyes fixed on the offending sorry excuse of a pancake. When he takes a bite, he ascertains he didn't mess up the ingredients at least, which is great news. He keeps on going. The second pancake isn't much better looking than the first, but at least it's the yellow-light brown color a pancake is supposed to be. Progress. 

He loves Aleksi, he really does. Because otherwise why would he be preparing breakfast for him at the break of dawn, reminding himself about just how clueless he is in the kitchen, losing his mind over one of the easiest things to bake, uttering fuck every once in a while out of frustration? 

After a few more tries, the pancakes actually start to look decent (though they're still all different sizes. Alas, Tommi is sure this is the best he can do). He starts piling them up on a plate, finally at peace again, the sky outside now baby blue. 

He feels two arms around his sides and two hands snaking from behind until they're resting on his stomach. Aleksi's body, so small yet so warm, is pressed against his back and Tommi's eyelashes flutter closed. He opens his eyes again, back to his senses, when the dough starts making weird sizzling noises in the pan. Tommi is quick to tend to it again. 

"This smells delicious," Aleksi says, voice still rough with sleep. He holds on to Tommi's middle for a moment longer, leaving a kiss between his shoulder blades when he pulls away. "Can I help?" 

"Lay the table, please?" 

Tommi doesn't turn around, too focused on the pancakes (but he's mostly done!). Still, he can hear Aleksi moving around the kitchen, opening and closing cabinets and drawers, and thinks it's what makes this house his home.    

35 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

#2

oh if you're taking prompts 👀👀 can i have joel/aleksi and "never been kissed" 🙏🏻💕

hey dear! of course you can 🥰😌 

"Joel - Joel… wait," Aleksi says. Joel had sprinted towards the pond in the park they just reached, letting out words of awe. The day is coming to its end and the soft red evening is reflecting in the still body of water, no ripples altering the picture - a perfect mirror. 

Joel stops in his tracks when he hears Aleksi's call, phone already in hand to take photos of the lovely sight. When Aleksi doesn't move Joel walks back to him with a smile. 

"What's wrong?" Joel asks, fingertips moving to Aleksi's cheek tentatively as they've never done it before. Aleksi feels his hairs stand on end. 

"There's something I still haven't told you," he says quietly. Joel is now caressing the side of his face with a thumb. Aleksi leans into the touch and it's as if his cheek was always made for Joel's hand. 

The date had started off with a coffee by the harbor in the early afternoon. The coffee shop was playing a low fi beat that got stuck in Aleksi's head for the rest of the day and the coffee was a bit too bitter for his taste but Joel had been wonderful. He loved how he took his hand when they walked out and how attentively he was listening to everything Aleksi had to say, even when he himself thought he was being boring by disclosing insignificant personal details (such as what his favorite aftershave was and how his grandma used to make pulla with extra sugar just for him when he was a child). 

Walking aimlessly, they ended up in the park. There were plenty of people at first and Aleksi briefly thought how Rilla would've had fun here with them, socializing with other dogs and running around while Joel and Aleksi walked side by side, holding hands. Aleksi could imagine them walking Rilla together as an established couple and it would feel like a Sunday family trip. 

Now they're alone and the park is mostly silent. And there is something Joel has to know before their first date ends. 

"I've never been kissed," Aleksi confesses and Joel's eyes go wide for a second. His gaze settles on his lips, as if it's all he can think about now that Aleksi mentioned it. 

"Can't believe you," Joel says. "You're too kissable for anyone to resist." 

Aleksi smiles bashfully, feeling himself blush. Joel's eyes move up to his own just for a split second where it's too heavy for Aleksi and then settle on his lips once again. 

"May I have the honor to be the first?" 

Aleksi's heart flutters at that, the joy of the first date being perfect now only intensified. Joel must've seen him glow because he smiles brightly, his left hand now joining the other on Aleksi's face, on the other side. 

"You may." 

36 notes - Posted July 31, 2022

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my desire to write an aleksi reader insert request vs my inability to process how sweet the guy is and how soft his hugs feel

i wanna write him dom-leaning as i always do but he was so gentle with me irl that my brain struggles to perceive him as both now 😭 no that they're contradictory traits at all i just 😭😭😭😭 SOFT ALLU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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#gods and hunters - 47 posts

#writing tips - 43 posts

#tales of arcadia - 38 posts

#yes - 32 posts

#:) - 31 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#'don't let her see your power in the daylight' could be a reference to the trollhunter amulet and sword of daylight and how jim needs to hi

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sometimes a family isn't a mom, dad, 2.5 children, and a white picket fence. Sometimes it's:

- A near 1000 year old punk wizard boy who needs a hug.

- A very sarcastic talking cat with poor eyesight.

- A plant goddess.

- An Akaridion warrior queen.

- Her little brother, who gives off pure aroace vibes and can build a mind reader in 2 hours.

- A short gremlin king with a very large conspiracy board.

- A dude who's a fan of hard rock, and has a warhammer.

- A very sassy blue child who needs 10 years of therapy.

- The troll history teacher that tried to kill the sassy blue child 10x over. He's also dating the sassy blue child's mother. Troll dad #2 of sassy blue child.

- The Mother Of The Sassy Blue child. Who for some reason didn't think that something was seriously up with her kid. (Plot Armour.)

- A guy who was there for comedy relief, but somehow got a bully redemption arc.

- Purple punk child who got posessed by former evil sorcerer lady once.

- Troll dad #1 of sassy blue child, he likes reading and burning books.

- A Troll covered in moss, he's the wingman and a former pacifist.

- Former evil sorcerer lady with a similar aesthetic to a Marvel Norse God, but actually had a point.

- Adoptive dad of punk wizard boy. Who says he doesn't care that much. But he cares A LOT.

279 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

#4

It's time for some Empires Propaganda...

Come watch Empires SMP Season 2! We have the following:

A little scrunkly goblin man who lives in caves and likes pickles and scams

A catwoman that actively commits crimes against humanity A totally normal human. Yep absolutely a human

A Princess in a pretty pink tutu that will fight entire monster armies (it's secret though hush)

The Sheriff who's definitely not a toy

The witch that got expelled from the academy for destroying reality as we know it

The Dungeon Master who keeps his dubious amounts of smooth stone inside a tomb

A 5ft 11ft god complex personified whose obsessions include dirty jokes, gold, and the word 'Lore'

A reality traveler who decides that trusting nobody and stealing clothes off of corpses is the best chance at survival

The self-appointed princess who decides to trust the little blue lights leading her into the dark cave is a smart idea to get a kingdom banner.

The hardwood seller, whose adoptive father is part rabbit and whose idea of father-son bonding is animal slaughter

Heterochromia but through nefarious skull means. And he's not straight

Pirate who asks nicely first before stealing any of your belongings

The one-night stand of a child who consistently has to deal with both of his 'daddy's' excessively worse-by-day dirty jokes

286 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#3

"If your wondering why I use he/him pronouns for the allays, I just think of them as himbos"

Thanks, Pixl for this new mental image /pos

289 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

#2

Despite TOA being done, I am creating propaganda...

Come Watch Tales Of Arcadia! We Have The Following:

A magic amulet, which gives you really cool silver armour and a death sentence!

Cheeky Wizards x4

Murder board created by a small teen who has the ability to 'Tokyo Drift' a car

A literal hacker/Queen of an entire planet

Crispy

Jim Lake Jr, one of the best animated TV protags I've ever seen.

A hellfire of a movie

Magic Siblings :)

A dog who pisses explosions

MMMMMMMM GLORY

*enters Janus Order* *two aliens are playing techno music* *bones are everywhere* TEEN CENTER!!!!!

Getting possessed by eldritch wizards intent on destroying the world is completely normal.... IT'S FINE.

Strangely specific threats.

Really cool CGI animation.

"bUT A GnoMe IN A DOLLHOUSE??"

an insane amount of AUs

Haha what is this sadness? Why is everyone dying? *Play's STARSET's Unbecoming*

I suggest looking up the definition of 'Moppet'

The entirety of the word 'Buttsnack' being used so casually

"SHUT UP STEVE"

The Goblin Revolution

Jim Lake Jr, one second being the definition of a sweetheart. Two minutes later, "Hey Strickler. *spits in his mouth*"

The Breakfast Reckless Club

Steve's screams.

Troll Jim.

Toby being the bestest friend you could ever ask for

The murder of a highschool principal.

Assassins and Bounty Hunters galore.

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346 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The defining traits of humanity are NOT sex, romance, and empathy.

The defining traits of humanity are our creativity, adaptability, and our boundless amounts of hubris.

As well as arson.

1,730 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

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I posted 12,110 times in 2022

That's 5,258 more posts than 2021!

82 posts created (1%)

12,028 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fandoms-princess

@onomonopetabread

@swiftiediaz

@go-catch-a-chickn

I tagged 4,506 of my posts in 2022

#steddie my beloveds - 279 posts

#dreamling my absolute beloveds - 269 posts

#morpheus my beloved - 135 posts

#dreamling my beloveds - 129 posts

#steddie my absolute beloveds - 99 posts

#buddie my beloveds - 98 posts

#911 spoilers - 92 posts

#simon says - 73 posts

#buck my beloved - 69 posts

#them - 62 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i work in retail and the amount of times people try to pull on the door to get in when we’re still closed and the open times are right there

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Can I just say that I loved the fact that the aliens in Zombies 3 all seemingly use They/Them pronouns in some way?

A-spen uses exclusively They/Them pronouns, while A-lan was referred to as He/They!! I think they were the only two aliens ever referred to singularly, but I think to think that A-li uses She/They

101 notes - Posted July 17, 2022

#4

You know what? I think Frank and Elektra interacting would’ve been fuckin’ amazing

They’re honestly pretty similar and I think they’d get along well, plus they’d be driving Matt up a wall and it would be hilarious

140 notes - Posted February 20, 2022

#3

Daredevil anyone? (Punisher too)

EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD INCLUDE

A Himbo

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140 notes - Posted February 16, 2022

#2

EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD INCLUDE (Torchwood edition):

A mean bisexual

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248 notes - Posted November 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Two bisexuals, a lesbian, and a gay man walk into the upside down

339 notes - Posted July 12, 2022

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I posted 3,768 times in 2022

That's 3,768 more posts than 2021!

60 posts created (2%)

3,708 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fruityfour

@gaymessallday

@aringofsalt

@buckleys-babe

@babyboymunson

I tagged 1,550 of my posts in 2022

#steddie - 397 posts

#ronance - 142 posts

#stevie baby - 141 posts

#eddie bby - 105 posts

#lesbian and himbo - 76 posts

#monstrous posts - 50 posts

#max - 44 posts

#✨ - 43 posts

#monstrous bigboy - 39 posts

#robin - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#i hate makeup generally but gimme we'll see how i feel about it and if i like it then you know its really well done bc i usually hate it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

bartender Eddie who lets Steve order and pay for beers but then never ever hands him a single beer ever, refuses to. only makes Steve fancy pretty cocktails that are way more expensive than his beer order, but he doesn't make him pay for the difference.

just tells him such a pretty boy deserves the prettiest drinks

566 notes - Posted November 6, 2022

#4

Idk what you guys are thinking, but in my head it is obvious, clear as day, that Eddie Munson is a baby gay... in the sense he's never even kissed a guy at 20/21 (whatever canon age he is). He knows what he wants, he isn't a child, but this man is gay in a tiny tiny town in butt-fuck Indiana, he has not had a chance to act on it. The dating pool is not exactly Olympic sized.

So when Steve has his bi awakening and kisses Eddie first, he would do it easy, hard, fast... And Eddie is a bit of a mess. His kisses are sloppy, too wet, too much, because he Has Not Done This Before. Of course Steve would just think he's being too eager, or a bad kisser, and not even guess at the truth, but keep kissing him anyway (because he makes pretty sounds at the back of his throat every time Steve kisses him, and he bites at his lips all the time).

But then Eddie casually drops it in conversation like "hey Harrington, how does it feel to go down in history as Eddie the freak Munson's first kiss?" and Steve would lose his cool for a second and then proceed to give Eddie the sweet, slow, no-tongue, not-overwhelming-first-kiss Eddie actually deserved.

And Eddie might not be a natural but he's a quick learner and Steve will sometimes very gently tell him to slow it down, or cool it with the tongue, and in no time Eddie's giving as well as he's getting and they make out a lot. A lot.

659 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#3

Babygirl Steve this, Scoops-Ahoy-era steddie that...

But no one's talking about Nancy stumbling into Scoops Ahoy after a day of shopping for outfits for her new job, and coming face to face with Robin Buckley in a sailor uniform????

Scoops Robin is Nancy's bisexual awakening and it takes them a year to meet again but in 1986 when Robin is in her room, going through Nancy's things, and Nancy's supposed to find them clothes to go speak with Victor Creel... All Nancy can think about is Robin in that stupid uniform and how easy it would be to pull her in by that red tie and kiss her lips...... And also how nice it would be to have Robin on her lap in those shorts, free access to her thighs.

She's looking for outfits for them in her closet, but her mind is in the gutter, wondering if Robin got to keep her old Scoops uniform.

1,162 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

#2

After the world finally stops threatening to end, sometime in late 1989, Steve quietly gets a tattoo across his ribs. It’s something personal and private, something he just needs etched into his skin because to not have it there would feel like a lie. He feels disconnected from himself, he feels alone, he feels like bullshit. Going into Indianapolis for the weekend and shoving the handwritten line at a tattoo artist is the most human Steve has felt in forever. The sharp pain of the needle followed by the dull ache of the healing process finally grounds him.

No one but Robin hears about this, though. And turns out outside of saving the world, now that he doesn’t swim as much, Steve doesn’t have that many excuses to take his shirt off anymore. So, the tattoo is a secret by omission, and Steve is fine with that. It’s his thing, and it doesn’t have to be exposed for it to mean as much as it does.

And it does mean a lot. It’s a mark of a new beginning, something physical to prove to Steve he is still around and kicking. 

And after that, life feels livable again. He has his friends, his only real family. He is managing Family Video now, after the owner had moved out of town due to world-almost-ending experiences. He is finally settling into being someone he actually wants to be.

Most importantly, Steve keeps in touch with Eddie as much as he can. They’re hanging out on and off all the time, falling into an easy routine without either of them meaning to. And by 1990, before either of them knows what hits them, they’re fumbling in the backroom at Family Video, making out against a shelf, VHS tapes raining down on them like falling in love: fast, hard, unexpected.

It’s all a blur of finally expressing things they had been keeping hidden for too long. Sharing secrets at midnight, back and forth with the pass of a joint or two or five. And after they start, they couldn't stop even if they had wanted to. They need this good thing. And they both know too well how fast the shit hits the fan around them. So, they don’t care for taking things slow, not after years of dancing around each other. All this to say, it doesn’t take long at all for Eddie to find himself in Steve Harrington's bedroom.

He’s sitting against the headboard, watching as Steve gets rid of his clothes. He had been expecting an almost childish awkwardness from Steve, because Eddie knows he hadn't done this before, not with a man. Not that Eddie has that much experience to speak of himself, but he had come to terms with it way earlier. It doesn’t matter what he had expected though, because in truth Steve is smooth, sexy even. He removes his clothes with purpose and devastating eye contact. He gets rid of his pants, and then his shirt is coming off – finally, finally messing up that amazing head of hair of his.

Eddie almost gets too distracted by Steve's intensity to notice the tattoo. When he comes closer, though, Eddie places his hand over his ribs. Instinctively, he just has to look and see what his skin looks like against Steve's skin. And there it is, right by his fingers. Pitch black ink, already healed over, already fully Steve. The words are stark against his pale skin. I want to be adored. Eddie has the air knocked out of him.

Steve looks down, confused for a moment. "Wha-?" he starts to ask, but then his brain catches on. Steve feels self-conscious, kisses Eddie to distract him from what he'd found. He hadn't known this is how he would feel, had never felt ashamed or embarrassed of much about his appearance before. And this isn’t quite shame. But this is Steve, bared, naked, in ways that go above a state of undress.

Eddie breaks the kiss, hand splayed over Steve's chest. "Fuck, Steve. When did you get that?"

"A while back. It's nothing." It is everything. It means so much to Steve, he'd never have the words.

Eddie's eyes soften, skimming the words again and again. The smile that graces his lips is tiny, a kind little thing Steve usually only sees on his face whenever he is around the nuggets, Max or Dustin usually.

"I can make that happen," Eddie says, honesty dripping from his words. It isn’t his usual, larger than life rambling. This is Eddie seeing him, really seeing him.

"What?" Steve asks, to diffuse the tension. A self-sabotaging little jab at their clear connection, because he actually thinks he knows exactly what Eddie means.

"I can adore you, big boy," Eddie says, and his playful spark was back. He winks, pulling Steve close by the shoulders. He gets both of them on Steve's bed. Steve's chest aches.

"Shut up," he says, because he doesn’t know how to accept something like this. Doesn’t know how to process that anyone would care, that anyone would pay attention.

Eddie rolls his eyes at him, flips them on the bed so he can straddle Steve's hips. Eddie traces the ink on his skin like it is precious. He kisses Steve hard, kisses his love into his lips, pushes it into his mouth like he does his tongue.

"I do adore you," Eddie says later, after they're both tired and spent and sated. After sex has made things fuzzier. It feels so simple now. It is so true.

"Eddie," Steve starts, ready to tell Eddie about all the ways in which he, Steve, is fucked up. Instead: "Thank you."

"Hey, I got you."

And Eddie does, he really does.

1,725 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Eddie's Vecna song would be something completely unexpected. Even though he's not cursed, he'd leave a cassette ready, just in case. He would hand it to Steve, tell him to keep it in his back pocket.

When they save the world and all that horror is in their rearview, Steve finds his bloody pants in a pile under his bed, one week forgotten. Eddie's beat up cassette is tangled in the mess, and he's glad he checked the pockets.

He puts the tape on at a low volume, expecting heavy metal, deafening and loud.

Instead, the tape is a loop of All Of Me by Billie Holiday. At the end of the song, over the last chorus, a woman's voice crackles through, louder than the singing. "Hey, goodnight, baby. Mama loves you all the time."

Turns out the only recording Eddie has of his mother has been sitting in Steve Harrington's room. Eddie's been in hospital, hasn't had the chance to remember it with all the sleeping he's been doing (who knew extreme blood loss would really knock a guy out). But he trusted Steve with this precious thing, and the realization is all it takes for Steve to know once and for all he's in love.

Steve brings Eddie a walkman and earphones, and he sits by Eddie's bed while he listens. Eddie pauses the tape. They hold hands over the edge of his hospital bed, comfortable silence falling between them like a warm blanket over the room.

3,309 notes - Posted September 22, 2022

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