imagine ur lawrence in the bathroom trap going thru absolute hell for the last few hours and the guy ur trapped with pulls out photos he took of u drinking ur silly little iced coffee like a slut. wearing your whore milf sunglasses sipping ur starbucks. I think that would be more embarassing than the whole trapped in shitty bathroom thing
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The only way to enjoy the Saw franchise is to watch it as a comedy. It doesn't work unless your mocking all the characters out loud for the entire time
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i genuinely do not care what anyone says to me, in my mind amanda, mark, and lawrence are all canonically gay. i like this idea of john kramer being like “i must pick out the most nefarious individuals to assist me with my murder traps” and he chooses the gayest people in the town. even funnier if it wasn’t even on purpose and he was just like “really? another one? what are the odds?”
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Eyy it's Titanoboa! Desmond anon and I found a new snake for Desmond
https://www.tumblr.com/warriorcatsofficialfacts/743110736781492224/hi-do-yall-mind-if-i-misuse-this-blog-entirely?source=share
Nonny, I saw the video and my first thought was this scene from Anaconda: Blood Orchid.
Just imagine redcoats trying to cross a similar body of water and they just start getting taken out one by one.
Hell, we can change it up a bit and have Desmond’s natural habitat being the bayou in New Orleans. Have Aveline be the one to first meet Desmond who is stalking the entirety of the bayou. He recognized her from Ratonhnhaké:ton’s memories so he doesn’t hurt her and even try to assist her whenever he can.
Aveline believes him to be a smart snake who just so happen to have a taste for the people that can be considered as her enemies.
She considered him an ally that she needs to be cautious about.
Desmond just likes to chill and help out whenever he sees Aveline.
The first time Ratonhnhaké:ton joins Aveline in the bayou though…
Desmond just curled around him and tried to snuggle him. Aveline was worried Desmond wanted to eat him for like… a second or so before she realized that, nah, Desmond is just, strangely, affectionate towards Ratonhnhaké:ton.
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alright, i don't think we have time for Shazam! tonight, but i wanna ride the James Wan high after Aquaman still so. since i haven't actually seen any of those movies, certainly not in their entirety (i've maybe seen a scene or two on TV at some point, and i've seen the spoof in one of the Scary Movie movies like over a decade ago.), let's watch Saw (2004). i don't know literally anything about it other than the fact that Jigsaw is a character and he sets up traps or something. the bestie loves it so i don't expect it to be anything other than phenomenal and i entirely trust James Wan at this point so, let's do this. now seated for Saw (2004).
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[Image description: A digital drawing of Amanda Young from the Saw franchise. She's wearing her outfit from the third film, but has her hair from the first. She's wearing the reverse bear trap, which leaves only the top half of her face visible. Her eyes are open wide and staring directly at the viewer. Eyeliner runs down her cheeks. In one hand she holds overflowing needles which are falling from her loose grasp. In the other she has a tape recorder. Her arms are stiff, as if she's a posed mannequin. Bandages are wrapped around both of her wrists. These bandages, the tape recorder, the needles and the reverse bear trap are all coloured a bold light blue. Amanda is coloured bright white with grey shading, while the background is a darker grey. It also has a subtle spiral pattern to it.]
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They worked the fuck outta her ! She can barely smile
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this is kinda oddly specific but forget to remember by mudvayne in the saw 2 soundtrack is like. possibly the best song ever put in a movie soundtrack (honorable mention to cut throat by kittie in saw 6) it’s also my fav mudvayne song- the lyrics and vibe go so goddamn well with a saw movie
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Saw, but every time someone screams John Kramer’s last name, you hear it in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice
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