#how are they still alive

[fluffythelawyerkitty]

“Mistakes were made”

(Featuring @thatonegoldenfreddyfan , me , @anti-c1ffee and kaybyer

#tumblr overlord au #overlord au #oc rp #my oc is a bastard #how are they still alive

[obx-incorrect-quotes]

Pope: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

John B: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

JJ: I got distracted halfway through.

Kiara: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#obx incorrect quotes #outer banks #obx #jj maybank #jj obx #john b routledge #kiara carrera #john b obx #kiara obx #pope heyward #pope obx #the pouges #they all have ADHD #i stg #they are ridiculous #how are they still alive

[koshehehe]

Alice in Borderland S2 SPOILERS!!

Literally me when I was sure I witnessed Aguni and Akane getting gunned down 6969 times, Niragi being alive and well being burnt, fell off a building, burnt, shot again while literally having bloody coughs, Kuina getting stabbed multiple times and still has the time (while gushing out blood, might I add) to look at her gay wife for half a day, Usagi and Chishiya practically bleeding for almost the entire day: How are ya'll still alive?

Also me saying they have plot armor to justify the fact that they're still alive when I know is not normal goddamn 😭😭😭

#How are they still alive #Goddamn #alice in borderland #Alice #In #Borderland #Chishiya #chishiya shuntaro #Kuina #Hikari #Aib #Arisu #Usagi #Ann #Aguni #Heiya #huh??? #at least #Theyre still alive #Theyre not human at all

[pixiefms]

God: ANOTHER ONE ☝️

#HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE #19 days

[mywilltodie]

Lewis : You have something in your Face.

Alvez: Really ,what is it?

Lewis : My fist at high velocity.

#criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect cm #the bau are idiots #bau team #criminal minds #cm incorrect quotes #SsaTaraLewis #tara lewis #luke alvez #they are idiots #ssa luke alvez #how are they still alive #criminal minds gone wrong #mywilltodie

[dawnleaf37]

WHICH ONE DIES??? STORY YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

#HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE #THEY HAVE NO SURVIVAL INSTINCTS #THEY CAN SNAP EPOPLES NECKS AND LIKE HAVE ‘SOMETHING PROTECTING THEM’ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[arty-archives1]

Hotch was in 1 explosion and had hearing issues

JJ WAS IN 4 DIFFERENT EXPLOSIONS HOW IS SHE NOT DEAF?!

#jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #how are they still alive

[troutpaws]

the flesh will persist (graphite & digital, 2023)

print

#salmon #zombie salmon #freshwater fish #nature #graphite #traditional art #my art #animal death #id in alt text #been thinking a lot about how salmon can start to decompose while they are still alive

[dogtheories]

what the

#soda.txt #how are they still alive

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :> #Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

[sonchop]

The Odyssey // The Odyssey, if Odysseus' men hadn't opened the bag of winds

#just hear me out #guys have already seen their island #it's freaking treasure #odysseus was awake for 9 days for it #how this man is still alive #odysseus #the odyssey #aeolus #ithaca #epic the musical #keep your friends close #epic the ocean saga #jorge rivera herrans #sonchop screaming #epic: the musical #tagamemnon

[planetsandmagic]

"choose your words wisely"

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk 221 #gojo satoru #kenjaku #my art #artists on tumblr #is this overdramatic? yes #dont think i missed how nervous kenjaku looked in the latest chapter!!! #also yes im still alive hi im just busy

[ryssbelle]

Had a silly dream where JD and Floyd came back to the troll tree before the last trollstice but after singing killed their grandma and decided to doodle and expand upon it a bit

Clay never left the tree but was too scared to return to the families pod since he didn’t want things to go back to how they were before, he did try to find his brothers during the escape but got separated by the cave in.

John Dory was the one to find Clay and see him get caught by the cave in, when he came out of the tunnel without Clay and holding his wristband they all just assumed he was dead. Even so JD still searches for Clay with the hope that he might’ve escaped and is alive out there.

They know Bruce is alive but after JD got the post card he assumed Bruce didn’t want to be found

Some more doodles that kind of show their dynamic

Also-

JD always brings home souvenirs for the brothers both as an apology for being gone for so long and also because of this:

#my art #trolls #trolls 3 #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls branch #trolls john dory #trolls floyd #trolls clay #trolls bruce #theyre mentioned but still #the dream brought the concepts to my brain #and i havent been able to stop thinking about it so i had to draw it #jd and floyd were going camping exposition dumping the lore #it was like i was watching a retellig of the first movie #clay is still alive btw #he doesnt know grandma is dead #JD and Floyd had run into him after coming back and tried to tell him #but they saw how well he was adjusting to his new life they didnt have the heart to do it #then they never got the chance since the second time they saw him it was during the great bergen escape #and they think he got buried alive or worse #floyd and branch were one of the first ones out of the tunnel #jd was one of the last #since after presumably watching his brother die he went on to help others escape #and now he insanely searches for clay and bruce while pretending everything is a okay #floyd has to be the voice of reason while also taking care of branch #and branch is branch completely isolating himself #good times :D #idk if ill do more for this but i wanted to share what i had

[stale-popsicle-queen]

Plenty of y'all fans in the Watcher fandom really gonna just gloss over the fact that you were vile to these people just a few days ago.

#watcher #yeah I'm still pissed at how many people dogpiled Steven #and Ryan to a lesser extent #and now act like they never did any cyberbullying #these are actual fucking people guys #they may have made a bad business decision #but that doesn't mean they made a morally bad one #christ alive

[bet-on-me-13]

Supers and Bats

So! Jazz, Danny, Dan, and Ellie are adopted by Clark Kent and Lois Lane after bouncing around the System for a while.

Jazz couldn't legally take care them because she's just an 18 yr old in College and couldn't provide for two 16 yr Olds and a 12 yr Old on her own.

(Dan is in his Post-AGIT Body, so he looks like Danny's Twin Brother, and Ellie is still 12 because she hasn't started Aging yet.)

Anyways, eventually the Fenton Family opens up about their Powers and are accepted into the Super Family. They even Begin acting as Heroes for Metropolis, taking on their own Super names. Like Superkid, Supergal, and Superguy, all lazy but funny names that fit the Family Naming Convention.

And you know the Rule, if you are a Super, you will inevitably end up with your very own Bat.

Obviously Clark adopted Bruce as his Bat. They were the originals, the OG's, they set the precedent.

Kon adopted Tim as his Bat while on YJ, or maybe or was the other way around? They both don't know, since they were both absolutely Messes when they were on that Team. It really could have gone either way.

Jon and Damien have been eachothers Bat/Super since the Day they met. Let's even say Jon never got stuck in that Time Paradox and stays the same age (a gift from peepaw Clocky)

Barbara actually gets Jazz. She's not exactly as Super as the rest of her Family and Adopted Family, but she he up there. And she constantly studies for her Classes at Barbara's Library, so they get to hang out a lot and bond over having to take care of their respective Families.

Danny and Duke get along well, and decide that Danny is now his Super. They started hanging out when Danny decided to become the 2nd Day Shift Hero of Gotham on a whim, cause why is Duke the only one? He splits his time between Metropolis and Gotham but as a Super it's not an inconvenience. They like Joking with eachother on patrol.

Surprisingly Dan and Dick get along very well. Dick used to be extremely Agressive and Violent, and can relate to Dan who has recently begun trying to ugnore his more extreme reactions. They bond over the feeling of not being understood as kids and their shared "Extremely Repressed Anger" emotions. (Dick doesn't have dad instincts shut up jason)

Cass and Steph take one look at "Still a 12 yr old Chaos Gremlin" Ellie and decide that she is theirs now. It's okay, they can share! They absolutely love their brand new Little Sister, and let her be the biggest of Gremlins!

Most people forget but Jason has Bizzaro as his Super, while he is on the Outlaws. Once Ellie hears about Bizzaro's situation, she helps stabilize him using some of Vlad's old Tech. So Bizzaro gets to live in this! Yay!

That's the idea, thoughts?

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #DC #Dcu #Every Bat has a Super #Clark and Bruce #Kon and Tim #Jon and Damien #Jazz ans Barbara #Danny and Duke #Dick and Dan #Steph and Cass share Ellie #Bizzaro and Jason #Bizzaro lives #Danny gets adopted by Superman #The Fenton Parents just lost custody after CPS was called #They may still be alive #Or they may he in prison #Who knows? #Steph and Cass have a new Daught- they mean Sister named Ellie #Shut up “Richard” #How's Dan doing recently?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Daddy, don't go.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up. #I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children. #But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.' #You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time? #I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater. #And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe. #The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly. #The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic. #I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out. #This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.