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neoninky · 5 months

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Ok so I had a thought while working earlier that just led to ludicrousness lolol

And no, no one has sent me a request for Fellow Honest for the bingo game BUT

I have some thoughts on this fox man whose face I have seen all over this site (shout out to main fox waifu/destroyer @wysteriadelights and @nuitthegoddess cuz I harass you with just about every twst related thought I have 😂 but also cuz the oc x fellow art you did recently was gorgeous well done ANYWAY-) so I’m doing an indulgent self ask and answer lolol

here we go:

Alright. So.

His look? He’s got a fantastic character design. Yes I wanna steal his coat lol. I love that there is more beastman characters being canonically introduced. I’m all for world building 👍✨

He is very, very silly. Very entertaining. Shady as HELL, but entertaining lol. I’m looking forward to the event coming to the English server and experiencing the absolute tomfoolery first hand lol. Also I want them Floyd, Lilia, and Ortho cards oh my laaaawd

I - unfortunately or not, take it as you will - did not get hit with the charisma tea that swept through the internet upon his arrival. He is good looking, I do appreciate the overall character aesthetic, but he ain’t my cup o’ tea, y’all sorry…now Divus 👀 GURL-ok moving on lol

Alright fuckin FREE SPACE:

If I, Inky, were to make an actual self-insert Yuusona of sorts - I would not make her a student, even like a fourth year, cuz I’m too old lol I am beyond school age years…which is why she would absolutely be the lowkey, resting bitch faced school librarian or some professor of some sort, granted I/she would be the most lax teacher ever until it’s fuckin go time 😂 then shit gets real

Which brings me to my next point/ridiculous shenanigan scenario:

Imagine if you will - I, teacher!inky, just up at the school, doing my thing, and I find out that a handful of my dumbass main character students got shanghai’d by some rando human-trafficking fox man and his kitty cat associate bro-cousin?

To be turned into actual, cursed puppet beings??

And SOLD TO PEOPLE ON SOME SHADY BLACK MARKET ISH??? Listen there’s Overblotting and then there is actual crime-

Lawd, I would go Mama Bear on Fellow’s cane twirlin’ ass so quick, he would magical girl himself into a fur shawl for me to wear like fucking hunting trophy lol and then I’d just adopt Gidel

And then somehow drag them dumb kids back to the school my god 😂

Also note to self, now I have to create LibrarianMom!Inkysona, constantly just being over all the nonsense happening at Night Raven College. I feel that on a spiritual level lolol.

#neoninky #twisted wonderland #twst ask game #self ask and answer cuz I wanna lol #fellow honest #twst fellow #twst ferro #twst event playful land #tomfoolery and shenanigans #adult inkysona dealin with all these chaotic kids #fox waifus I’m comin for yo husbando #but not like that #sorry not sorry lol #librarians

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saintbleeding · 1 year

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this is always the case but it is real loving ur spouse hours in the saintbleeding household today!!!!

#not magnus content #husbando got me new ear cuffs for my noise cancelling headphones and helped me replace the old ones and #YO DID YALL KNOW MUSIC IS GOOD AS HELL???#im having the time of my LIFE

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youmaycallmebrian · 2 years

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I think Cicero is like my ultimate fictional husband. Usually my interest starts fading after a while and then I fall into the next fictional husband, but man this one just never fades. Like. I'm just as feral as I used to be years ago whenever I think of him. Even the other husbandos that came after were like "i cant compete with the fucking clown". this bitch loyal af, even in fictional relationships lmaooo

#Cicero from Skyrim btw #not the speaker from ancient rome #yes i am a 26 yo woman with a long term irl bf and soon kids and i pay taxes and have a job #but the habit of having fictional husbands never left me #cicero skyrim #cicero #skyrim #tes #fictional husband #husbando #f/o #my other f/o s are Levi Ackerman from aot and Ledger's joker

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rinarchive52 · 1 year

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 외모지상주의 | Lookism Rating: Explicit Relationships: Hong Jae Yeol | Jay/Park Hyung Suk | Daniel Characters: Park Hyung Suk | Daniel, Hong Jae Yeol | Jay, Park Jong Gun (he’s there for like 3 paragraphs) Additional Tags: Weight Gain, Top Hong Jae Yeol | Jay, Bottom Park Hyung Suk | Daniel, PEstablished Relationship, Body Image, Pet Names, Body Worship, Making Out, we're not being vulgar in this one bbs, Praise Kink, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Light Dom/sub, Light Bondage

Summary:

park hyungseok’s guide to getting laid: step one: gain some healthy weight step two: let your boyfriend poke your belly step three: burn calories together ;)

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i-just-like-goats · 2 years

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Hi! Can I request Karma Akabane x female reader that's like Dazai? She's funny and likes teasing people, but she's secretly very cunning and manipulative and more intelligent than Karma. She's good at fighting, but she uses her brain and cunningness to defeat her opponent, and she proves to be a match against Nagisa. I hope you have a great day/night ❤

Hi anon! Yes I can, anything for my first husbando❤ sorry it took a while loll😅ahh you’re so sweet, hope your day/night is great as well!

Karma x Female Reader

Summary: where the class wants you two to date + in the ask.

Warnings: a brief fight scene. Use of those green rubber knives, tbf it's assassination classroom, so yeah

WC: 1.9k

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Part 2

"Hey Shiota, who's the redhead sleeping in the tree?"

"Hm? Oh that's Karma, I forgot that you haven't met him yet, but it makes sense. He skips class and you joined us very recently,"

"You're rambling. What are you waiting for? Let's go meet him,"

"We should complete the task that Mr Karasuma set us,"

"Fine, fine. Come on,"

You steadied your feet ready for Nagisa to charge. He did the exact opposite and instead walked to you. Your neck tingled.

"Wipe that creepy smile from your face," you teased.

Nagisa took advantage of your momentary distraction to jab the knife towards your torso. You smirked. Too predictable with his surprise attacks. It was the same as yesterday. You easily dodged his arm, grabbed his elbow and shoulder and pinned him down. He struggled under your grasp, but in vain. You lightly tapped the knife on his forehead.

"Your movements are too predictable." You smiled. "Now come on, Karma's the only one I haven't met and you're going to introduce us,"

"Why?" Nagisa rubbed his head, "With your personality, the two of you are bound to become friends quickly,"

"How so?"

"There are some aspects where you're exactly like him,"

"Yo Nagisa," Karma called.

He walked over to a cross legged Naagisa while you crouched next to Nagisa. Karma paused.

"Who's the girl?"

"Y/N L/N, a pleasure to meet you,"

"Karma Akabane. The pleasure's all mine,"

Nagisa sighed. Of course the two most dangerous people in his life would get along just fine.

The next morning, Karma actually participated in the lesson. It would be a lie if he said he wasn't intrigued by how you took down Nagisa. Sure Nagisa was the sweetest person that you would ever meet but that made him all the more dangerous. Underneath his cheerful exterior lay a serpent filled with bloodlust. Karma was slightly envious of Nagisa's natural assassin capabilities, so to see his somewhat rival beaten in a battle of wits, it certainly caught Karma's attention.

Once again, Nagisa lay on his back while you smiled.

"Hey L/N, you up for a challenge?"

"Sure,"

"Fight me,"

"Alright Akabane, let's go,"

The class stopped to stare. Two very capable fighters with very distinct fighting styles that almost always guaranteed their win, were going to fight? That was something they could not miss. Even Ms Jelavic stepped outside to see the cause of sudden silence.

"Please don't kill her Karma," Nagisa chided.

"You kidding? I'm going to come at her like I would with Koro sensei." His eyes met yours. "I suggest you do the same,"

"I wouldn't have it any other way,"

You lunged your knife forwards. He easily evaded, then swung his knife with his left hand towards your face. You grimaced, you wouldn’t be fast enough to dodge, so you tilted your head, opened your mouth wide and clamped down on the knife.

“What-”

You let go of the knife and kicked Karma’s abdomen, with enough strength to wind him. He stumbled backwards from the shock. You dropped to the floor and moved your leg to sweep him off his feet.

“Come on, that was futile. I know you can do better than that,”

“You may be right.” You smiled.

You threw your knife directly at Karma’s face. Karma’s eyes widened, he smirked. Creative, but a waste. Everyone gasped.

“But, it looks like I win,”

With a grin, you stood behind Karma with a knife held up to his throat.

“When did you?”

“I borrowed your knife. Sorry, but I noticed the extra knife in your pocket, so I used it without asking first,”

“That’s quite alright, nice observation. That was a fun fight,”

“Thank you, I enjoyed too,”

You lowered his knife from his throat and picked up the knife you threw.

“You’re fast, I didn’t even notice that you moved,”

“It comes with practice, but you’re fast yourself, you still dodged the knife I threw at a close range, but clearly not fast enough,”

Karma glared playfully at you as you gave finger guns in return.

“My students are such strong assassins! I’m so proud,” Koro sensei cried.

“It’s all thanks to the excellent teaching our top tier teachers are giving us,” you complimented with a smile.

“You’re too kind Y/N!”

Koro sensei hugged the two of you.

“I’ve changed my mind, you are no longer a top tier teacher. Your teaching is inadequate,” you complained.

That only prompted Koro sensei to hug you even tighter. With furrowed eyebrows, you stared up at Koro sensei. Was there a reason why he was practically pressing you against Karma’s body?

“As much as I am fond of the two of you, this is a bit much isn’t it?” you said.

“Agreed,”

Koro sensei giggled. How cute that confident Karma was blushing from being too close to you. Could he see a ship forming? Unable to handle being suffocated in your teacher’s arms, you push away, taking Karma with you by grabbing his forearm. He smiled gratefully, you threw a playful thumbs up in return.

The next morning, you were resting your head in your arms, not paying any attention to the class.

“Hey L/N.” Karma tapped your shoulder from the desk behind you.

You leaned your head back and looked curiously into his mischievous eyes.

“What do you say we skip next period?”

“Bit of a random offer,”

“It’ll be fun, I can tell you’re bored out of your mind sitting in this lesson,”

“Sure, I need a break,”

Before the start of the next period, you followed Karma to the tree where you first saw him.

“Oh? Are you trying to get me alone with you?” you teased.

“Yes,”

You stopped walking to stare at him.

“That was easy to get you to admit. I didn’t expect you to say that so bluntly,”

“You’re interesting, I want to get to know you some more,”

“Alright. You’re a bit mysterious yourself,”

He chuckled. You spent the rest of the school day just talking about anything and everything with Karma. Talking to him was so easy, the conversation flowed so smoothly, it was as though the two of you had known each other your entire lives.

You grabbed your bag from the classroom and walked down the mountain with Karma right by your side, still talking about whatever topic you could think of. Once you reached the school’s gates, you turned to Karma.

“I quite like you Karma,”

“The feeling’s mutual,”

"My, my, does the aloof Karma reciprocate my feelings?"

"Shut up, you make it sound like you just confessed and I accepted,"

"Well, 'like' can be interpreted in different ways. You decide which I meant. See you,"

You parted after that.

Days and weeks flew by, and each day, you found yourself growing closer and closer with Karma. Each week, you found something new to admire about Karma, such as this week, you found it adorable how he has a collection of spices at home.

Every day, Koro sensei stared at you two chatting together with a knowing smile. He would do whatever he could to let his ship sail. Fortunately, the rest of the class actually shared the same view as him on this matter.

It was so obvious to everyone that you and Karma were just a match made in heaven, the perfect couple if one of you finally decided to confess. So, Nagisa found himself in a class meeting excluding you and Karma during one of the lessons where you would both skip to spend time together. It was against his will.

“I don’t see why I need to be here,” he grumbled.

“Because Nagisa, you know the both of them the best, we need your insight,” Nakamura scolded.

Nagisa sighed at all of their outlandish plans. He was even included a couple of these plans, again against his will.

“I just don’t see why we have to interfere, can’t we just let them figure it out themselves? They’re both really smart,”

“They’re smart but not that kind of smart. Y/N may joke a lot about love but boy she is oblivious, and Karma is just too proud to admit that he actually feels something other than bloodlust,” Kayano snapped.

Nagisa shook his head. He could only imagine how Karma would react.

The next morning, Nakamura shoved Karma as he walked past her to get him to fall onto you. You stepped out of the way, allowing him to fall face first.

"You couldn't have helped me?" Karma grumbled almost incoherently.

"I know you could've easily caught yourself, but it seems that you can't. That or you wanted to fall onto me, you gremlin,"

"Whatever,"

You offered your hand and he begrudgingly accepted it. Nakamura frowned.

“Plan A didn’t work,” she whispered to Nagisa.

“I can see that. I’ve been standing next to you since you pushed Karma,”

It was time to enact Plan B. The class locked all the windows and doors of the classroom to trap the two inside alone together. An hour passed in bated silence. Nagisa tilted his head confused, why weren’t the two of you at least talking.

“We won’t let you guys out until you confess to each other!” Kayano announced to finally break the silence.

“Nufufu, no need to be shy my precious students, talking about your feelings is a healthy thing to do. I encourage you to do it more,”

“To do what more?”

Everyone slowly turned their heads towards you standing next to Karma. You and Karma stared at them expectantly. You chuckled at their mortified expressions.

“Any particular reason why the class is standing outside of the classroom?” You asked.

“It’s freaky,” Karma added.

“Someone let off a stink bomb inside the classroom so we decided to evacuate,” Nagisa said.

“Well it wasn’t me this time,” Karma said nonchalantly.

“This time? You mean it was you who pulled that prank last week!” Koro sensei exclaimed.

“Guilty.” Karma shrugged.

“This is exactly why I love you,”

“Thank you love,”

“What!” the class shouted in unison.

Your cheeky eyes met Karma’s own mischievous ones with a smirk.

“Were you guys trying to get us together with those weird actions?” you teased.

“Yes, they did,” Nagisa admitted.

“Well at least they’re together. I don't know what we would have done if Plan B didn’t work, since we didn’t plan for a third one,” Okuda said.

“You’re lucky that this idiot confessed to me while we were bunking today,”

“Only an idiot for you,” Karma replied.

The girls grabbed your arm to hear all of the details. They sat you down at your desk while they gathered in a circle around you. The boys sat scattered around the classroom feigning disinterest, but they were just as curious as the girls.

“Spill Y/N,” Fuwa demanded.

“Don’t spare any details,” Kurahashi added.

“Well, we went into the classroom, but no one was there, so we jumped out of the window and decided to bunk as usual,”

“Typical, you’re such bad influences to each other,” Kataoka scolded.

“Don’t interrupt!” Kayano snapped.

“We were talking like usual, but there was something bugging Karma so I asked, and he spontaneously told me his feelings. I was caught off guard, because I’ve never been in a situation like this. So I laughed,”

“That hurt,” Karma called from across the classroom.

You and the girls giggled.

“It was just so surreal. I was so nervous, we then just talked it out and now we’re together I guess,”

The girls squealed at the story.

“So cute!” they gushed.

Your eyes met Karma’s amidst the bombardment of questions from the girls. He smiled at you gratefully and you winked. Some things were best kept as secrets.

A/N: I will write the confession scene as an extra

#karma akabane #karma x reader #karma akabane x reader #akabane karma #akabane karma x reader #assassination classroom fluff #assassination classroom #assassination classroom x reader #karma x fem reader #karma x y/n

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smallestapplin · 4 months

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hi yo wassup here is idea that's been plaguing my brain since finishing the dlcs and only 2 other bimbettes people would be interested

ok so kieran is baby boy who got done so dirty by the writing so he's my son now

poor lad realized he wasn't the protag in this game and didn't have a chance of being the best or anything special (compared to the player character)

walks up to husbando Blue holding Kieran in front of me by his armpits like a cat

"husband, dear, babe, honeybee, partner of my life, this is our son now. he just went through rival syndrome real bad plz help him you're the expert on this 🥺"

was thinking about that one pokemon masters event where all the rival characters were together for something and Blue had to get uhhh Bede to calm tf down by asserting himself as the Top Dog™

him do that but gentler for poor Kiki. he needs therapy and good nice healthy people to hang around ASAP

∾ 【 Rouge Anon 】

This has me sobbing.

You know damn well that Blue sees how Kieran is acting and thinks "oh by Arceus he acts just like me when I was his age-"

Blue can relate to Kieran, and know how to connect with him on that, he can help ground him and be a shoulder to cry on for the kid.

He can also give Kieran sound advice on how he can work through it all, because he shouldn't define himself by such things when he's such a good kid.

Blue knows better than anyone.

Just don't be surprised when Blue comes back to you like "We have a son now, this is Kieran and he's my special little dude.

Him, you, Red, and Leaf make great role models too, and can help Kieran a lot better as you four have more experience with these things.

Helping him can be a bit challenging, but he tries so hard to make you and Blue especially proud of him.

Kieran sobs when you and Blue shake his shoulder and laugh.

"I'm so proud of you! You're getting better and better each day."

He's then clinging to you, ugly crying as he tries to speak but nothing but choked sobs can come out.

This is your little found family.

#rouge anon #YOU GIVE ME THE BEST SHIT 😩😩😩😩#spoilers #pokemon spoilers #pokemon dlc spoilers #scarvio spoilers #pokemon scarvio spoilers #pokemon blue x reader #found family #pokemon kieran #this is our son now

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harunayuuka2060 · 1 year

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MC: So what should I do here?

Cater: You're going to build your perfect boyfriend.

MC: Uh-huh. And who are the references?

Cater: The housewardens and vice housewardens. *laughs when they rolled their eyes*

MC: Let's get this over with.

Cater: Alright! *starts recording* Who's for the face?

*Malleus*

MC: ...

Cater: No reaction to that?

MC: Can we just stop at that? It's too perfect already.

Cater: Nah. We're still going.

MC: Ugh...

Cater: Now who's the body?

*Leona*

MC: ...Fuck.

Cater: Yo... Are we getting a husbando?

MC: Shut up.

Cater: Now for the hair!

*Rook*

MC and Cater: *bursts out laughing*

MC: *shaking their head*

Cater: And lastly, the personality.

*Trey*

MC: Yes! YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!

Cater: You like Trey?

MC: What kind of question is that? HE'S THE ✨STANDARD✨!

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst cater #twst trey #twst malleus #twst leona #twst rook

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kairukitsuneo · 9 months

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Would it be funny if Mirage tried to learn human culture from the internet and got into Anime & slowly being heavily influenced by Japanese Culture? Mirage: Yo Noah, come see all my Waifu and Husbando! Noah: Nooo.... Curses the Internet. What have you done to my boyfriend????

#transformers #shitpost #tf shitpost #mirnoah #mirage x Noah #norage #rotb Mirage #Noah Diaz #Mirage is still learning the human culture #kairu silly thoughts

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tanyaspinel · 24 days

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No podía no hacerle dibujos a la nueva adquisición del husbando más amado que yo también adoré y amo XD

Te amo mucho lechero cansado y probablemente que odia su chamba ♡

#that's not my neighbor #francis mosses #francis mosses fanart #that's not my neighbor fanart #milkman #milkman fanart #fanart

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thefiery-phoenix · 9 months

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YANDERE KUROO TETSUROU HEADCANONS

He'll call you kitten most of the times. Sometimes, he'll call you sweetheart and darling but don't think for a second he'll call you only THOSE 2 nicknames. Dude knows like, a ZILLION other cringe worthy nicknames in history

Yandere type: Possessive, obsessive and HELLA overprotective. Not to mention really CLINGY ASF

Honestly, all yo have to do is just walk by him and BOOM! He's gonna be obsessed with you. You and him walked past each other but Kuroo's eyes followed you since you were so dazzling and beautiful like an angel descended from the heavens

You know how much of a show off this dude is. Well, when he's around you, he keeps showing off a 10000000% than he usually does. He REALLY tries his best when it comes to you and he'll me sulking if you resist any of his charms

Kuroo will try worming his way into you life. If by chance you never saw him or talked to him, well NOW is a PERFECT opportunity since he's always gonna turn up and hang out at places you visit. Be it a library or a cafe or even an arcade. Boi's always there and that's just the beginning of his weird and creepy yandere tendencies

He's certainly going to stalk you, no doubt in that. He might occasionally break into your room to collect some little souvenirs for himself, you know... stuff that he knows you won't miss like some pens and your clothes and little pieces of jewelry. He'll read your diary as well and if you wrote about any other guys in your little diary, lets just say some of them will have an injury in less than a week. Oh, and as for that guy who's always flirting with you at the cafe you love? Don't worry sweetheart, he's all taken care of. Courtesy of your future husbando

His favorite yandere pastime is to watch you sleep. He knows its creepy as hell but does he give a damn? Of course not. You just look TOO CUTE and adorable like a cute small little puppy that's so peaceful and cute

Eventually he's gonna ask you out. If you accept him, good for you but if you reject him, he's gonna do a 180 and kidnap you and take you somewhere to the woods where there's no trace of civilization whatsoever. But, on the bright side, you'll have a WONDERFUL house

Kuroo is quite a delusional guy, not in a way that he thinks you're already in love with him but he thinks the world is too dangerous for his cute little bunny. So, he HAS to kidnap you. It's all for your safety of course

Kuroo just LOVES cuddle sessions with you and LIVES for those moments when you rake his fingers through his hair and when he's just peacefully basking in your angelic presence. It just seems to make time slow down and everything seems to be so peaceful when he gets to spend time with you. He also likes holding you in his strong masculine arms and admires how small and tiny you look compared to him

He'll let you out as well but on ONE condition: You do NOT leave his hand, like AT ALL. The SECOND you do, goodbye sunshine and birds, hello boring old house. He just wants to protect you and keep you safe that's all

He'll NEVER raise his voice at you even when you misbehave. He'll just shush you by hugging and smothering you with his love cooing how sorry he is for not taking care of you and he'll do a better job and he loves you with all his heart

Will never harm you and his level of patience is infinite. But when it comes to the others, he'll he Satan himself. He might kill people with the help of Kenma since he's his best friend and all that. Btw, Kenma will make sure you're doing good from time to time but don't try to escape from Kuroo. Cuz if you do, they both will be out to find you and Kenma will drag you back to Kuroo and be ready for the anime waterworks from Kuroo. After your escape attempt, Kuroo will obviously tighten the security around the house and will destroy any means of escape. The outside world is just too dangerous for you and his punishments are really tame like just taking away your favorite items. As much as he feels like someone is stabbing him with a knife when he sees you sad, he has to do whatever he can to make you behave

Aftercare from your punishment will involve LOTS and LOTS of hugging and cuddling. This man is a cuddle monster. And he's obsessed with giving you hickeys. He thinks you look really cute and hot when you're covered in his marks and if you resist, he'll be all like, "How else am I supposed to let the world know that you belong ONLY to ME?''

#yandere haikyuu #yandere haikyuu x reader #yandere kuroo #yandere kuroo x reader #yandere kuroo scenarios #yandere kuroo oneshots #yandere kuroo headcanons #yandere kuroo imagines #dark tetsurou kuroo #dark kuroo x reader #dark haikyuu #dark haikyuu characters #yandere haikyuu characters x reader #yandere haikyuu characters #dark haikyuu characters x reader

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pollitopacifista · 5 months

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Selfshipping de yo y mi husbando Skip

#fanart #illustration #papalouieskip #papas scooperia #papa louie #self shipping

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cloudcountry · 4 months

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Yknow this whole me vs the ikemen games thing is funny bc dove matched me up with Licht and it would work

And now im wondering if there are any ikemen games compatibility quizzes out there bc I'd like to see what I get

licht...i can see it actually!! ALSO YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE BECAUSE I TAKE COMPATIBILITY QUIZZES RELIGIOUSLY HERE ARE MY FAVORITES

ikevamp

ive taken this one three times, got vincent twice and will once

ikerev

ive taken this one countless times and i always nearly tie or actually tie with zero and kyle!!

ikesen

this is literally teh only one ive found,,,,, sigh i actually dont remember who i got on thsi one so i'm gonna retake it

DAMN OK stem majors for the win ig!!

ikepri

also literally the only one i can find. oops. um i also took this one three times and got luke twice and leon once ^^

#rubia <3 #hehehehehhehehehe im excited hehehe

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latinotiktok · 10 months

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Solo quiero quejarme de algunos fanarts de Miguel O'Hara que le cambian totalmente la cara. Le ponen ojos razgados, nariz fina... lo hacen como un husbando sexy de Yaoi. Y algunos si no fueran porque tienen traje ni sabrías que es un fanart de Miguel. No se porque lo hacen asdg

Los que yo vi sufren más que nada de un estilo anime o same face syndrome. Me lo hacen twink.

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tarjapearce · 4 months

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Hola querida!! Vine para saludarte y a ver como estas <3 ah y tambien preguntar algo, Mama en Soccer Family ella es como mezcla de gringa con latina cierto? (Si le equivoco perdón tengo memoria medio mala) pero en si que latina? Que si mexicana, o cualquiera que nosotras podemos imaginar? Yo en mi personal la imagine un poco mitad Venezolana (por mi nacionalidad y bueno imaginar una version de mi OC quien soy yo pero obvio Milf kdkdkdk)

Bueno, al fin al cabo Mama nos representa a nosotras las simps de Miggy right? Jsjsjs te sere sincera, Miguel O'hara es sin duda mi primer husbando asi que creo que es normal que me haya enloquecido con el 🤣😅

Hola linda! 😊

Y en efecto! Mama is mixed c:

Y la latina que gustes imaginarte ❤️. No importa si es Argentina, Mexicana, latina es latina hehe ❤️.

Y te entiendo 🤭. Yo creo que ya siquiera es obsesión lol.

#talking with t✨#mama o'hara #soccer family ⚽🕷️

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pokegalla · 2 years

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Hey! I just discovered your blog and I love your writing! and i wanted to ask please epic or cross, which s/o is some kind of goat monster very similar to human (similar to tubbo) has heterochromia, piebaldism and vitiligo pls

Ok at first I didn’t know what all that was until I searched it. Now I feel dumb cause I HAVE seen it but forgot the names 🤦‍♀️. But yo that sounds like an awesome character holy shit- (they sound GORGEOUS).

And yo….I’ve been DYING to write for Epic. So imma write for both boyos (I love them both). Also thanks! Welcome to the blog and I hope you enjoy your stay! Check out my AU too! Trying to get it more popular….but ok I’m rambling now. Enjoy!

(Ok slightly suggestive in Epic’s part. Just a warning)

Epic and Cross with a Goat Monster!S/o with many brilliant features

Cross:

* Oooooooooo you know this boy is simping.

* Sure he’s seen monsters from all over the AUs but nobody quite caught his eyes the way you did. Your different color eyes, your marbled skin, your different shaded hair. You looked so interesting, so beautiful. When he officially met you, he was a stuttering mess. Mans couldn’t get a proper sentence out.

* When you guys do start dating, he is more straightforward and confident with his compliments. It’s not long before he has you blushing. And if you feel insecure? Prepare for a barrage of kisses, compliments and flirting (shy flirting but still). I have warned you.

* ANYone who decides to bully you? I swear they have a deathwish. They must because how they don’t see a skeleton nearby ready to slice their asses? And someone flirting with you? Just as bad.

* He loves his lovely S/o no matter what they are or what they look like. And he’ll be there to protect you always.

Mini story time!!!

You looked in the mirror to examine your looks. You always felt….like the odd one out. These conditions were rare in humans and even RARER in monsters. You couldn’t help but feel abnormal. Cross was walking by and noticed you staring in the mirror. He smiled and sneaked behind you.

He suddenly spoke up, “Wow you look amazing.”

You jumped and bonked his head, “YOU SCARED ME DUMDUM!!!”

He laughed and kissed your cheek, “Aw come on. I’m just appreciating the view~”

You blushed and huffed, “Ain’t nothing much to appreciate.” A moment of silence passed between you two. Oh you knew you fucked up. He suddenly hoisted you up bridal style. “Noooooo Crossy noooooo I need to get to work!!!” You threw you in bed and he got on, straddling you and began giving you kisses and hugs. You giggled and tried pushing him off but he wouldn’t budge.

“So what was it you said? Ain’t much to appreciate,” He tickled you making you laugh more, “You’re just giving me more excuses to point out all the things I admire about you~”

You sigh after he finally let up with his attacks and you cupped his face, “I love you my Oreo knight.”

He smiled sweetly, “Love you too, my angel”

Epic:

* He’s pretty good at hiding his feelings let’s be honest. But you can always count on seeing a faint blush on his face whenever you passed by.

* Upon first meeting you, he was stunned by your beauty and as a scientist he was super curious of seeing so many rare features on a monster. He had so many questions!

* Dating him was something he’s still shocked about. He still can’t believe you wanted to date him. But he is beyond happy and shows you off to all of his friends. You feel insecure? Bro. You gonna tell it to this guy? This man will PICK YOU UP and run around the town saying “THIS IS MAH WAIFU/HUSBANDO! THEY ARE DAH BEST AND I LUV THEM!!!” Never again. Never again will you think lowly of yourself. At least he got a good laugh outta of you.

* What MADMAN would be crazy enough to bully you in front of the meme lord himself? Must I remind you he has power of god and anime by his side? One glare from him should be warning enough….flirting he’s ok with. But if you look uncomfortable, he’ll help you get away from the person….and he’ll probably glare at them if they get a little too aggressive.

* All memes aside, he loves you as much as cookies! And that’s a special place in his soul. He loves you and is thankful to have you as his S/o.

Mini story time!!!

You were baking a special surprise for your silly skellie. You just wanted to make him smile since he’s always making you laugh. You thought it was the least you could do. You turned off the oven and gasped when your eyes were suddenly covered.

“Guess whoooooo,” The person behind you said.

“Hmmmm could it be my favorite Cookie Monster?” I asked playfully.

“Ding ding ding! You are coooooorrect! And the lovely contestant deserves a prize,” Epic tilted your head towards him to give you a kiss, “Hey Marble cookie. What’s cooking? Smells good in here.”

“You’re telling me you can’t tell me what that smell is Mr. Cookie Monster?” You said.

He practically drooled, “Bruh!!! What’s dah hold up then?! Gimme dah cookies now!”

“You hold on! You try to eat them all as I’m taking it out! No funny movements,” You said.

He pouted but at least he sat down and listened. This time he didn’t steal any cookies. When you served them, he noticed the cookies were quite literally marble cookies. He smiled mischievously as he got an idea.

“These cookies are pretty yummy babe but….,” He suddenly leaned closer and kissed you on the lips, quickly parting to say, “I think I like the taste of the original marble cookie much better~”

You blushed heavily before shoving a cookie in his mouth, “I swear you are so random!”

“You know yah like it~,” he teased.

He got bonked on the head, “Horny jail for you!”

“Nuuuuuuuuuu not again!!!” He shouted. You both laugh and finish up the cookies.

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