#i am a moron

[foolsocracy]

quick noir mood board between the horrors (finals)

#yeeeeeep #spiderman noir #spider man noir #Peter Benjamin Parker #guys I’m dying over here someone save me #[save me white girl white girl white girl save me] #or however that post goes #marvel #I AM A MORON

[archerygun]

A very old collection of drawings of the Zoggs seals as selkies. Don’t ask me why, don’t ask me how. This was an exorcism. The concept haunted me for like 2 weeks until I caved and created it. I do not accept constructive criticism because I have created high art.

Excuse how ASS these proportions and faces are, these drawings are like at least a year if not two old by now.

But this is what I am best known for in some circles and I figured I may as well let you know what kind of absolute doofus you are dealing with here before anybody gets the impression that I deserve basic respect.

(Slightly influenced by the personalities and names me and my sister gave them as kids)

#how in the sweet name of fuck do i tag this #art #? #digital art #artist #character design #my art #artwork #zoggs seals #selkie #mythology #mythology and folklore #i am a moron #sorry #get rid of your respect rn #if you had any to begin with

[lemonylepid]

Guys I'm so dumb I thought all the islands were on top of Mata Nui, and any living spaces inside Mata Nui were all stringy and techy like Metru Nui. I thought Artahka, the southern continent, all of it was hidden terraformed bodies of land like the Island of Mata-Nui is. (except Karda Nui, that made sense to me)

#bionicle #I am a moron #Wow

[cinematicnomad]

To clear up, stiles was named after his maternal grandfather, the sheriff says that to coach during season 1. Elias is the Sheriffs dad

i'm suddenly realizing the gif in that post even says 'elias stilinski' so like??? that is all on me 😂 i only slept 4ish hours last night and it is clearly showing. thank you for correcting me!

#ask #monsterrae1 #it's also been so long since i've actually watched teen that i can barely remember what's canon and what's head canon #genuinely did not remember the sheriff confirming stiles' was named after claudia's father #i am a moron

[ramrage]

Loki Laufeyson is a Man of Many Complexes

chapter 1 of ???

“This is a very funny joke if you had all the details,” Loki says. He’s out of breath and it’s mostly likely because he’s bouncing on some blond behemoth’s behemoth dick. The man kneads at Loki’s ass, seemingly unaware of this whole exchange. Loki just smiles wryly at you.

On a particularly naughty thrust, the blond man smacks roughly at Loki’s ass, growls out a “Who’s your daddy?”

Loki turns to you with a grin, “So was that. Pardon me for a moment,” he says before leaning down to his blond’s face for a kiss. This situation would feel much more odd if Loki seemed more perturbed, but he doesn’t. In fact, having an audience seems to egg him on. He whines out a pornographic, breathless “you are, you’re my daddy”. The blond man seems pleased by this, given the appreciative sound he grunts out.

Loki smirks at this. “For context,” he says as he grinds his hips, “this is no one.” He nods to the man. “No one of import, at least. Met him at a bar and well, I couldn’t resist the opportunity.” The man grabs Loki’s hips, stilling them. Loki shoots a puzzled glance your way but complies as the large man arranges him on all fours. With an appreciative hum, Loki remarks, “Ah, backshots.” The man reinserts himself, groaning.

“So tight,” the two say in sync. Loki rolls his eyes.

“Just for you,” Loki says, glancing back. He can’t help but melt bodily into the sensation, rolling his hips. This was good.

After settling himself, the man starts up at a punishing pace, filling the room with lewd slaps of flesh against flesh. Very good, indeed. Loki leans into his touch as hands slide across his flanks, across his chest, up his neck. Fingers roughly press at the seam of Loki’s lips, and he allows them in, sucking.

“The punchline is coming,” Loki assures you around the mans fingers, pausing to smirk at the double-entendre. “I’ll tell you when.”

—

“When?” Loki says, sort of outraged. A limp asparagus drops to his plate, plopping lamely next to a congealing mess of gravied mashed potatoes. A mandatory excursion of unknown but longer-than-desired duration to the middle of bumfuck nowhere was not ideal. Not remotely ideal.

Frigga, otherwise known as “Mom”, spoons a heap of mashed potatoes onto Odin-Father’s plate. “As soon as your brother’s semester ends,” she explains, nodding at the blond behemoth sat at the opposite end of the dinner table.

Loki raises his brows knowingly at you. “Ba-dum tish.”

Interpreting his silence as moody disapproval, Frigga scolds her youngest son, “Loki, your grandmother left behind a lot for us to sort out with the house. This is an all-hands-on-deck operation.”

“Are we forgetting that I am employed? With a job?” Loki asks incredulously. To be fair, he didn’t exactly care about this job, but the real offense was the general lack of consideration vis-a-vis his life. “What am I supposed to do? Just leave indefinitely?”

“Family comes first,” Odin interjects.

Loki scowls impressively. “He’s become a man of few words in his later years,” Loki says, addressing you. “Mostly chiming in to offer obnoxious, unyielding moral platitudes when they’re least wanted. He also enjoys reminding me that I’m the worst.”

Odin sighs like an old man. “Your brother will be attending classes remotely and he hasn’t complained.”

“See?”

Thor knows better than to react to that statement. Or maybe he doesn’t give a shit, too busy looking gorgeous as he inhales his eighth helping of steak.

“He’s a super senior.” Loki nods in Thor’s direction, but no one seems to notice. They continue eating silently in the oppressive awkwardness specific to tense family dinners. They’ve made it a weekly tradition, keeping the family bonds strong, or whatever “You can spend ten years at school and no one seems to give a shit if it means holding onto their star QB. America is weird.”

As if closing off any further commentary, Frigga sighs, not looking up from her plate. “We’re all going, and that’s that.”

“Well, you heard her,” Loki says sardonically, shrugging, “that’s that.”

#thor #loki #thorki #mine #this is not remotely thought through but when it comes to my writing #i will take what i can get #also i’ve been into the idea of a fleabag style thing following loki’s pov #definitely not too in line with his MCU depiction #—too young and little shit-y #but i know mans goes around with a rich internal dialogue #so here it is #not sure if i’ll ever continue this but don’t hold your breath #i am a moron #anyways hope this does something for you #oh constructive criticism/critique welcome

[starrose17]

Me, having a brain-gone moment and googling: "What's the flappy door on a bar called?"

Google : " A bar flap."

Me:

#i am a moron

[conception]

I feel so stupid wtf I thought I was making a good point, but my teacher said, "It doesn't matter because that's not what we're talking about."

#rain drops #i am a moron

[qazma]

Well my brain wasn't with me until I noticed that not only is there a D for Anryu's build but for her sister also

I messed up the body pieces and had to restart from both of the heads but thankfully I didn't go to far now just got to pull an all nighter for it now just cause of the mix up of D parts :P

You can tell Anryu ain't looking fine right now lol

I just hope I don't mess with Tenryujins stuff now oh boy...

#I am a moron #this is what you get #if you dont pay #attention to what #letters and colours #you put woth these figures #Gaogaigar carpenters #Gaogaigar #Gaogaigar Anryu #Gaogaigar Kouryu #Pieces #everywhere #brave series

[bog-witch-bisexual]

Someday the U.S. Army is going to be releasing commercials to try and get women/AFAB people to join up like "war is so girlypop, queen! So go be a #girlboss and get to werk fighting to make HERstory!"

#me #oops #funny #i am a moron #this is so stupid #but im laughing

[abhi-kabhi]

Delusion: Dependence on illusions.

#delusional #i am a moron

[officialspec]

i always roll my eyes a little bit when someone openly looks down on people who are religious/spiritual. ur telling me youve never made a wish before?? never sent a little prayer out into the universe???? get real

#like its worthwhile criticising shit like homeo medicine or evangelism #but ur gonna call someone a brainless moron for doing a tarot reading???? come on man #EDIT OH MY GOD IM AN ATHEIST. I AM AN ATHEIST. IM NOT TRYING TO CONVERT ANYONE ARE YOU SERIOUS

[ghostlydear]

imagine someone being as excited about u as u are about them

#one day lmaoo #i am a moron

[lizard-ratt]

IM A DUMBASS THE REASON PEANUT BUTTER CUPS ARE NAMED THAT IS BECAUSE OF THE FLOWER BUTTERCUP

#im stupid #i feel so dumb #i am a moron #and slow #:[

[artlefty]

#if you're seeing this post twice no you're not #im kidding i decided to share it with the fandom rather than just a reblog #i am a moron please follow me for more moron content i promise i will absolutely provide the dumbest experience #tma #the magnus archives #tmaposting #tim stoker #sasha james #myart

[whalefill]

feel the need to share this where I can hopefully get more people to see it. video posted by iamsbeih today, 10/23/23

#i havent seen many people talking about it on this website #and it is so heartbreaking! and infuriating! #keep speaking up keep praying keep trying your best #i am so beyond hatred for the US and the fact that we fund these things. and the fact that i have to vote next year for literally the #worlds most simultaneously moronic and evil government 😭 somethings got to fucking change. #free palestine #gaza

[nibeul]

jamie lee curtis winning best supporting actress over stephanie hsu for a movie that centered an asian american family and explored familiar ties through that specific lens... ohhh oscars committee when I get my hands on you

#oscars #broke my Oscar hate to reblog ke huy quan back to hating them again #for all u crackers reading this and deciding I'm blaming jlc I wasn't but now I am!! #accidentally deleted the original tag but it said something about not being able to stand jlc now #that's not blaming her that's disliking her you moron. get it through your damn head