#i fucking won bitches

[wickedcircle]

The cutest girl in the world

#bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #togachako #toga #himiko toga #uraraka #ochako uraraka #toga x uraraka #mha 394 #i fucking won bitches #look at my giiiiiirls #look at THEEEM

[the-bi-fangirl-biatch]

memes are how i cope ok

#i won but at WHAT COST #them bitches have been pining for over 6000 years but then beez and gabe get together after just 5 FUCKING YEARS #gabriel good omens #gabriel x beelzebub #beelzebub good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #michael sheen #david tennant #david tennant and michael sheen #jon hamm #shelley conn #good omens memes #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #tag talk #from crack ship to canon before the main ship

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Okay, but what if Andrew could actually score a goal?

I know, I know, just hear me out! We know that Andrew can bat the ball all the way to the other side of the court ("He swept his massive racquet around in one long swing and hit the ball so hard Neil heard it bounce off the away court wall behind him.")

And we also know that he has crazy good aim when deflecting shots on goal (There are a lot of examples of this, but let's go with "Andrew stopped every shot on goal and bounced a couple rebounds off the strikers' helmets just to rile them further." because I love how much of a little shit he is)

So, if Andrew is strong enough to hit the away court wall and precise enough with his aim to smack multiple players in the head/knees/feet, it's possible he could hit a ball into the other goal, right?

#idk I can see Andrew doing that #like at the Olympics final or some shit #just imagine it #right before the final buzzer #the other team try to break the tie and Andrew's just like bitch you thought #and smashes that shit right into the other goal #no one would be expecting it so it's not like they's have much chance to stop it #because wtf how??? #and everyone is just silent for a minute #because wtf is that even a valid point #then they update the score and everyone fucking LOSES IT #and of course Neil has to kiss the shit out of him #because Andrew just scored the goal that won them gold #and it was hot as fuck #Neil's hot for Exy #but he's hotter for Andrew's arms #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg shitpost #all for the gay #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #tfc

[goldkirk]

My five happy things for the day

• paper that has a good feeling texture

• things not feeling like an emergency EVERY second of the day, only part of the time

• the fact that these cheapo stamp ink pads from Walmart a few years ago somehow still have a bit of functioning ink not dried out?

• I’m able to track and retain conversations for longer periods of time again, I’m finally finally finally feeling some progress

• putting on a warm hoodie or coat when feeling chilled

#fivethingsaday #I still can’t believe people LIKE me!! ?! ?! ?! ?! #I’ve accidentally wound up dumbfounded with a delightful number of friends #like. wait. I thought you guys were playing a very long trap or were only liking me because of obligation or worth vs hassle ratio. #I thought I was just enjoying it before it vanished! but yowza!!! #apparently I DID get the chance for it to be real #and I am in the middle of living an adult life I didn’t think I’d see!!! #so anyway holy shit I apparently am not secretly a poison to people #these cool people I’ve been so admiring of and wished I could really have a life with someone like them as a friend #BITCH I DO IT IS ME #what the FUCK. #anyway I’ve got to go keep trying to wrangle my very uncooperative knee #and marvel at the slowly-dawning reality of being liked actually not just kept around #god grade school age social hierarchy lessons sure get roots down in deep #I’m so pleased as punch and totally in skeptical disbelief. I’m also delighted and horrifically embarrassed and feeling stupid and feeling #unbearably grateful and feeling quite particularly like I’m in the Truman show and also won the lottery #I’m going to do a lot of STICKING WITH IMPORTANT ROUTINES FOR MY WELL-BEING about it #add to journal

[winslowat3am]

You prob won’t see this but hi! I follow you and your beautiful wife bc of your love for black women and life tips! I wanna share a story that happened yesterday where I was harassed in a gas station by an aggressive black male security guard and get nonblack poc feedback bc I no longer feel safe around black men and just curious to what advice or thoughts you have.

Last night I walked inside a pilot gas station to use the restroom where I wore a yellow camo track suit with the hood up bc I was cold. The security told me to take my hood down even tho there was no policy where I could see and followed me to the restroom door and called me out my name (I heard him thru the door), after I finished in the restroom I went to confront him at the register he was hiding behind where we got into a heated verbal exchange , I cussed him out amd I hurt his ego evidently bc he felt the need to follow me outside to escalate it but I outtalked him and got in my car. I never took my hood down. I went back in the gas station with a girlfriend for water after informing her of what happened where he then tried to make me remove my hood again and tried to encourage the women at the registers to refuse me service bc I wouldn’t remove my hood, we got into it again. He was aggressive, approached me slamming his hand on the counter, got loud, and sensitive bc I got the best of him twice verbally and in the end I still got the water and never took my hood down; the nice white lady at the register took my money from my friend who paid for it, the black woman at the register was a m@mmy. He nitpicked my outfit and physical appearance but ppl passing thru wore hoods and had pants hanging off their asses, tummy shirts, brought dogs in the store, but was never harassed like I was. I don’t have a problem following a policy but I won’t follow a policy when it’s enforced on me but no one else. So I called the police and they told me to file a complaint with corporate and see what I can do about it so I will be calling them in the morning. Did I mention the security tried to get me banned for trespassing just bc i didn’t back down and verbally whooped him?? LOLL!!! I’ll be carrying a switchblade from now on and learning to shoot a gun real soon!

Read my tags. I'm assuming you're a bw? It doesn't take all the hoodrat buffoonery Glocktavious displayed to ask someone to remove their hood. Talk to a lawyer, they'll help you go about prosecuting Dustavious the right way. So unprofessional. I hope this isn't a late response, I don't really check Tumblr lately or read every ask but yours grabbed my attention. You did the right thing! Always stand up for yourself. You're a savage for checking his ass. Never be afraid of a man, & keep a weapon on you. 👏👏👏👏Insecure, pussy "men" pick fights with women, they think being aggressive & loud intimidates you & they never prepare for a strong retort that shuts their shit down. My completely honest & straightforward unfiltered pov: We need to address the fact that the bullying of bw is a problematic behavior that is perpetuated by bm primarily (not all, but atp it's so common it might as well be). You'd be better off opening up your dating options to men outside of your race, tbh. (Be very selective & careful when itrl dating). Non-bm build their communities & protect their women. [Redacted] That's why I don't understand why some ww leave wm, who have privilege & power, for bm, who 9/10 don't have anything to offer except dick, kids & struggle love. Even when bm manage to have success it doesn't change their crusty ass mentality. I recently learned that a bw is killed by a bm every six hours. [Redacted] Bm are the only race of men who publicly bash, degrade & bully their race of women while praising, fetishizing & worshipping non-bw. But you can't expect men who hate themselves to love or value you. I see the bs bw have to deal with daily & it saddens me. I feel like they target bw cause they think it'll make them men & acceptable in the eyes of wm, it's embarrassing. [Redacted] I can't imagine treating my baby like that. [Redacted] I'll never post or reblog a "this is a safe space for everyone" post. It's not. I don't post for them. I don't want racists/colorists in my space where bw & woc tell me that they feel safe, seen & protected. I gatekeep my blog so that you're safe expressing your feelings here. I thought it was obvious since I never acknowledge bm but it needs to be said. I 100% agree with the bw advising bw to choose higher quality men. You should watch Cynthia G & Paris Milan on YouTube & other black women who cover domestic & racial topics, it's very educational & insightful, they offer a lot of perspective & I agree with so many points they make. [Redacted] The best advice I can give you is to run & never look back. Good luck. ❤️

#you can sue him personally for discrimination & verbal harassment & file a complaint with corporate #If you're banned from the store then you can have the cops get his information & press charges #once corporate finds out about the incident he'll more than likely lose his job #Make sure to stress that he intentionally embarrassed you by making a scene followed you to the bathroom & outside of the store in attempt #to escalate the situation he was highly aggressive & approached you & that you felt scared for your safety which caused emotional distress #those are super important details & ultimately where he fucked up #& if you're able to write down the date/time this occurred & have the camera footage obtained by police & your friends as witnesses #it'll help your case #The moment someone loses their cool & lowers themself even lower than they already are you already won #As you go through life the more jackasses you'll encounter & you'll become so immune that shit won't even anger you the way it used to #Speaking from experience #I don't see him living long cause losers who fuck with people & think being loud & ghetto gives them an upper hand never live a long life #toxic masculinity is a fear of strong women masked by a fraudulent superiority complex #he's corny asf if the only thing he could think to call you was ugly like what guy doesn't automatically run to that as an insult? #They even use it when they get rejected it's always that or 'bitch' cause they're sooo original #they're tiring #long post #ask

[foxc0ven]

Telling him how to clean roadkill, and it’s actually pretty easy!

I am very normal about my new dentist! 🦷

#dude I love wade sm #the fucking jealousy kill was my absolute favorite part #I won the goth girl hunger games bitch #lmao fr I love him sm he’s awesome #lovers trophy #lovers trophy wade #my art #wade curtis #this took so long because I was high off my medication i love himmmmmm #also I did fox stuff on the bloody one but it didn’t seem to save and it glitched out so now I can’t do anything :/ #I’ll get real skulls 4 u #< fix***

[wonder-worker]

I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the death of her family name.

I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.

Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.

All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:

“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”

Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.

#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die) #elizabeth woodville #woodvilles #my post #to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not) #I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way #writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about #and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually: #the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another; #her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months; #how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old); #how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress; #and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft #(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was) #the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized #what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her. #(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether) #nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens #and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented #and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened #I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be? #apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared' #and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund) #rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least) #more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead #it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly #anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break #her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it #it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall #makes for a great story tho

[hiveswap]

OUGH. theyre gonna really end a superhero comic with a tolstoy quote thematically accurate enough to kill on impact.

#I started reading these because i was interested in the guardians after the 3rd film and didnt wanna interact with the mcu... #and now i have a new absolute wet paper towel poor meow meow with every disease known and unknown to man #he would have won most mentally ill bitch on the block prize during the annihilation war but hes gotten 100 times worse over the 8 years #6 of them spent in basically hell #other two spent carrying an entire space army's/alien planet's legacy alone through several wars #holy shit dude get space therapy. or whatever. #also sam really nearly went and got stuck with him in the cancerverse huh. #i guess the nova helments only work on people who are reckless and self sacrificial and only have one functional braincell #he didnt have to do all that for a deeply deeply fucked up guy twice his age who hes just met. famous freshly not dead hero or not #marvelcomics #sam alexander

[cocteautwinslyrics]

i was just to myself like 'i should take a bath' and then my instantaneous reflex thought was 'bathing means less time for Geoguessr' ist es over für mich ?

#im going to kms ive got at LEAST like 10 hours on this game since getting my pro subscription and i can feel myself gettin better #i just did 10 duels and won like 8 of them dont fucking play around with me bitch

[ramsei501st]

some sketches

#whfrp #warhammer fantasy roleplay #wood elf #tabletop rpg #ttrpg #warhammer fantasy oc #isaac #his crop top isnt canon sorry #also he shouldnt have won that fight i was just doing really good on rolls #the only time i win fights with sticks #HE HAS A BOW HE JUST COULDNT USE IT BC I WAS “iN mELeE rAnGe” FUCK YOU WUIUJUFHFUHFHFMSD #IK ITS THE RULES BUT DAMN #ALMOST DIED #jk he was fine #25 wounds bitch u cant kill me

[leonsliga]

KUNESSI STANS RISE

#kunessi #kunessi foreplay is more like it #kun knew what he was doing sliding that audio in #Messi’s ‘claro’ 😏 tho #got me weak in the knees #maybe ‘en nuestra pieza estamos’ will be our always 😘 #no I will never shut up about this ever again #I will bring this up at every opportunity #we won #we fucking WON #them?? shamelessly flirting?? in front of EVERYONE?? #in THIS economy?? #you better fucking believe it bitches 😤 #all I’m saying is I understand why Spanish is a romance language now 😳 #sergio agüero #lionel messi #bromance but without the ‘b’ 🙊

[natsmagi]

it has been absolutely crazy seeing that anon call the way u draw femstars mugi “unrealistic and sexualized” because (and I’m about to knock anons socks off here) I am someone who has that EXACT BODY TYPE IRL. I’m more “average” than skinny but it’s still practically the same, and this anon is here insisting that my body type being represented in art is unrealistic, sexualized, and bad? like. yikes. I can’t remember exactly where I was going with this ask tbh but saying someone is drawing bad sexualized art because a girl has big boobs is like… way worse than drawing big boobs (drawing big boobs is great actually)

anyways I LOVE UR FEMSTARS DESIGNS SO MUCH AND I GENUINELY LOOK AT THE WAY YOU DRAW MUGI TO HELP ME WHEN I NEED TO DRAW A CHARACTER OF THE SAME BODY TYPE!!! UR ART INSPIRES ME SO MUCH

NO RIGHT ITS SO UNBELIEVABLY INSULTING ?????????? AND TO THINK THIS IS A COMMON MINDSET PEOPLE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM TOO PISSES ME OFF TO NO END. ITS WHY I CANT REALLY KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SUBJECT BC HOLY SHIT. news flash if u leave ur room and go outside for a change ur gonna see people of all body types! including slim thick ones! isnt that crazy! GIVE IT A TRY!

and it pisses me off so severely too because these people always act morally righteous and that theyre fighting for some "better cause" or whatever the fuck, like theyre protecting us from the horrors that is Women With Big Boobs and its like. Genuinely what the fuck are you people trying to accomplish. i fail to understand the psychology behind "oh this body is being sexualized by men? Lets bully this body type out of existence because it is clearly just a sex thing then" LIKE WHAT??????? COMPLETELY MISSING THE MARK??????????? AND MAKING THE SITUATION A DOZEN TIMES WORSE???????????????? and its SO RARELY women or lesbians making these arguments too. We do not need your ass to fight for us and to add salt to injury? i see them calling ~c cups "normal size" which. Jesus fucking christ guys. so often when i see ppl bitch abt mugis boobs theyre like "why cant they just give her NORMAL boobs!!!" and, i do not have a big bust, but i am very flat. so these words very much affect me aswell. Literally causing harm to the broader community by spouting this reactionary nonsense and not thinking before you speak

AND WAHHHHHHHHHH WHATTTTT!!!!!! WHAT AN HONOR!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY AUSHDUAJHSDFKJ 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 i am firm in my mugi headcanon and will not be swayed!!! so look forward to seeing more of her!!!! ❤️

#ever since i joined this fandom ive seen ppl bitch about tit sizes and womens bodies and just being So. Blatantly. and Painfully. Wrong. #about how they work #so i have alot of pent up frustrations within me on the topic #constantly seeing me n my peers get shittalked for drawing Tiddy and just. being objectively stupid in their arguments #but starting arguments with these people is meaningless. especially when its on twitter #its such a hivemind its borderline fucking scary. literally no thought is their own it feels #so all i can do is sit back and watch as these people lie and never get fact checked #exhausting really #its why i much prefer tumblr 👍 #because if people wanna be annoying to me here i can very easily be annoying back #as theres no “ratio = argument won” shit #Fight me with ur words not ur numbers #ask

[bijouly]

just a courtesan who got tangled up in the rage of demons ten years ago and the wizard boyfriend she MIGHT JUST keep alive this time

#bg3 #out of the abyss #if you've played oota and aren't running your tav as your character: why??? #there are just so many easter eggs and pieces of lore that make the experience going through this game as an out of the abyss PC so cool #let me talk to omeluum and blurg about skriss! i know that bitch (affectionate)! #elminster called me an idiot in a library ten years ago! #i have MET ASMODEUS and he was actually kind of chill idk #I sold my soul to graz'zt and then won it back in a game of blackjack! raphael is BARGAIN BIN #i will throw hands with ANY devir on sight! fuck vizeran and fuck the family that made him!!!

[crmsndragonwngss]

Metallica only won the Grammy for best metal performance because they’re Metallica, you can’t change my mind

#she speaks #like ghost isn’t even metal and disturbed sucks #and Metallica is overrated as fuck #Spiritbox shoulda won #as if the Grammys even matter but still #yes this is sour grapes and yes I am a salty bitch #sorry I just literally do not agree with this at all

[heathersapples]

SHAY’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!! WE WON BITCH WE FUCKIN WON

#shay mitchell #Shay #I WON FUCKERS #EMISON WON BITCH #EMISON ALWAYS WILL WIN #HAAAAAAAAA #IF I WAS SMARTER I WOULDVE SAID IT 7 YEARS EARLIER #FUCK #OOOOOOOOOO #PLL #PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

[hella1975]

doing a walk of shame through the kitchen while my flatmate looks at me like 🤨 bc i did the TINIEST clothes wash the other day and she bollocked me bc she was like ‘you could at least bulk it up by washing your sheets’ but i was insistent i wasn’t gonna wash them for the sake of it and they didn’t need doing. only went and spilled coffee on them today and had to do another wash for them. she was so smug watching me load up the machine i think i should just be point blank forbidden from having hot drinks in my room. like a child

#she wasn’t acc fuming bc she knows out of all of us I’m the most neurotic about the bills #and she’s the spoilt flatmate that’s very laid back about it #but it’s BECAUSE of that dynamic that she was so smug she was acting like I’d fallen from grace #and SHES RIGHT #but also our energy package accounts for four people and we haven’t had four people in this flat for literal months #eternally hilarious that my bitch of a flatmate’s attempt to row with us not only ended so badly for her that she cried and kicked us #out of her room but now we don’t have to see her (major W) AND she still pays rent for somewhere she is actively not living #AND we get her share of the bills to do our own laundry and dishes etc #like we absolutely won in this scenario there’s no way she can play this off in a cool way it’s genuinely mortifying for her #hella goes to uni #also I spilled coffee everywhere NOT because I was trying to drink lying down I would never do that that’s so silly #but bc i swallowed it wrong and literally spat it out everywhere. 😐 #the way I just sat there for a second like what… the fuck just happened