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simleez · 5 months
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heebun🍞
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fly-the-pattern · 17 days
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juaneloriginal · 2 months
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uhhh take this old doodles of me marrying my thierry body pillow (for some reason)
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this ones are really fucking old 😭😭😭
also a small unfinished comic that is not that old but still old
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ugh, i dont like them but if ya'll want i can redraw the comic and complete it
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homochadensistm · 2 months
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Its employee review time of the year and the funny self evaluation form is back!
what, in your opinion, did you do good/exceed expectations in?: everything
what, in your opinion, did you do bad/underperformed in?: nothing
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terneuls · 4 months
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⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ Mizurui matching disc lyt ⠀req by: @necrologistic ++ f2u with credit
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markkzstuff · 8 days
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having shuriboard brainrot again.. D:
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zaccariacombat · 28 days
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Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis salt and pepper shakers.
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sunlightfeeling · 5 months
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ドリームジャンボ宝くじ&ドリーム10 CMs
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luvaster · 2 years
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mossclover · 9 months
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Please.
For the love of GOD tumblr how many times do I have to turn off tumblr live in my settings so I don’t have to see these porn bot looking ass streams? You’re killing me. I DON’T WANT THESE BEING THE FIRST THINGS I SEE OPENING THIS SITE/APP.
AT LEAST MOVE THESE THINGS SOMEWHERE ELSE. WHY ARE THESE FEATURED ABOVE “changes on tumblr” “staff picks” AND “trending”.
I can’t even look at updates with out seeing this garbage first.
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yourelosingains · 1 year
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man these ‘’facts that stranger things fans need to get’’ videos are fucking horrible
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anxiousgaypanicking · 9 months
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Eating Out
!a series of me uploading the kinktober fics/drabbles i made years ago because i didnt back in 2020 for some fuckin reason. if these are bad/poor quality its because theyre old, and ive improved since then :)!
Losleep (Remy x Logan) Day 2: Eating out Warnings: eating ass
"You know, Thomas can't really fall asleep with his brain running a mile a minute," Remy said, leaning against the logical traits door with a sweet smelling coffee in hand.
"It's practically impossible for anyone to run a mile per minute," Logan responds, eyes not moving from computer screen. He continued typing, as he continued explaining. "The world record time for the fastest mile run is three minutes and forty three seconds."
Remy rolls his eyes. "You know what I meant."
"I don't."
"For someone who claims to be so smart-"
"Don't."
Remy grinned, and he could see Logan hunch over slightly. Remy whistled, strolling fully into the room.
"Sitting like that is bad for your posture, babe," Remy advises him, moving to stand right at the side of the chair. He takes a large sip of his coffee, before setting it down on Logan's desk. That gets Logan to stop.
He glares at Remy. "Move that. My workspace is not a place for you to leave your trash."
"This is half full. Far from trash, if ya ask me."
"Well, I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. I have work to do, Sleep, and you do too. Thomas shouldn't be awake at this hour."
Remy rolls his eyes again. "You think I don't know that? Bitch, the first thing I said when I walked in was that Thomas couldn't sleep. And that's not entirely my fault. I can only do so much for him. His brain is keeping him awake."
Logan sighs, staring at Remy for a few seconds, and Remy believes he's won.
But then, Logan just turns back to his work, causing Remy to let out a groan.
Well, guess he'd have to use force.
He gripped the back of Logan's chair, before spinning it so that he and Logan were face to face.
"For someone who wants best for Thomas, you sure aren't trying very hard," Remy says, roughly grabbing Logan's chin and pulls their faces close together.
Logan's eyes go wide for a minute, before they narrow. He goes to retaliate, but Remy beats him to it.
"Sitting that close to a screen will hurt your beautiful eyes babe. Give you a headache too. But you've already had one, if not more of those. Don't think I didn't notice the bottle of Ibuprofen on your desk." He releases Logan's chin, and instead, grabs Logan's wrists and pulls him up and out of the chair.
"Tell me, why can't you just put this stuff off until tomorrow?"
"Because it needs to be done tonight-!"
"Oh? It needs to be done tonight?" He pushes Logan onto the bed.
"That's what I just-"
"You know what else needs to be done tonight? A whole lotta sleepin', and I'm willing to help our host in any way that I can," Remy purrs, crawling onto the bed after Logan. "And if that means helping you destress in order to do so, then so be it."
Remy's now positioned so that he's straddling Logan's lap, hunched over Logan as Logan's back is pressed to the bed.
Logan's hands are on Remy's shoulders, but Remy can tell Logan's mind is still on his work.
So Remy's hand slides down and grips Logan's tie, pulling it so that Logan's face is once again close to his. His other hand is busy rubbing up and down Logan's side, an all too comforting gesture that greatly contrasted with how intensely he was staring down Logan.
"May I?" Remy suddenly asks, a smug smirk creeping onto his face.
Logan, getting the implications, spared one last look at his computer, before sighing out a tired "you have my consent." Remy grinned, wasting no time as he worked to strip Logan, Logan helping as best he could.
Although, there really wasn't a need to, considering how quickly Remy tore the clothes off of him.
"I believe this is less to help me destress and more to satisfy your high sex drive," Logan states, frowning when Remy removes his glasses from his face.
He can still see somewhat decently, but he prefers to wear them in order to avoid getting headaches.
Remy then removes his own sunglasses, revealing his own dark brown eyes.
"I won't be satisfying myself in any way," Remy counters, his hands roaming over Logan's nude body. It was stiff and rigid, as if Logan was incapable of relaxing.
Knowing him, it probably was.
Logan was surprisingly fit, though, which Remy would be more surprised about if he hadn't already seen Logan shirtless. He had broad shoulders, but looked to just be skinny and lanky when you looked at him normally.
But naked? He was well toned, his arms and legs definitely held muscle, and-
"Remy, can you hurry up?" Logan asks, voice rather irritated. Remy tsks, hands coming to rest on Logan's thighs.
"I was just admiring your body," Remy says, as he spreads Logan's thighs apart. Out of nowhere, he slaps the inside of one of them, and Logan lets out a mix between a squeak and a whine. He then glares at Remy, while Remy just grins.
"Can you flip yourself over for me please, love?" Remy asks, hands massaging Logan's thighs.
Logan does as he says and flips himself onto his hands and knees, before saying "I thought you wouldn't be satisfying yourself in any way," clearly expecting Remy to fuck him.
He gasps, and is rather caught off guard however, as he feels a wet muscle prodding at his entrance.
He instinctually pushes himself back on it, only for the stimulation to disappear almost immediately.
Logan whines, and he hears Remy chuckle behind him, his hands going back to running over Logan's body.
"Remy..." Logan whines out, and Remy's hands pause where they are. He bends over Logan's back, lips hovering right above Logan's ear.
"Yeah babe?" Remy responds, voice quiet and low. Logan whines in response.
He was embarrassed to admit that his cock was fully hard, just from the touches and light stimulation. He didn't partake in sexual acts often, so his body was rather sensitive when it came to this sort of thing.
"Are you really going to make me ask?"
Remy grins at Logan's rushed out question, before he places a kiss to the side of Logan's head.
"Nah. Guess not. I'm here to help, although, I'll admit that hearing you beg is a pretty hot thought," he answers, pressing a kiss between Logan's shoulder blades. Logan just rolls his eyes.
He feels Remy's hands running over his body yet again, and found himself getting a bit irritated, as he assumed that Remy wasn't going to give him what he wanted. That was, until, he felt Remy spread his cheeks, and his tongue back at his asshole.
Logan whined, pushing his face into the pillows, as Remy held his ass up with his hands holding tight around his waist.
Remy's tongue is lapping at Logan's asshole, before he slowly prods the entrance. Logan let out a shaky breath at the action, pushing back on the muscle.
Remy begins to thrust his tongue in and out of Logan's ass, the logical side, gasping and moaning at the actions.
In a matter of time, Logan was gasping out that he was close, his own hand coming to work his cock. He moaned as he began jacking himself off, Remy continuing to thrust into his ass as his hands massaged Logan's hips.
Logan came with a whine, before Remy pulled his tongue out and released Logan, said man falling into his own mess on the bed.
He let out a slightly disgusted noise, as he landed in his own come.
"I need to wash my sheets now," he mutters, and he hears Remy laugh.
"Yeah, you do. You could probably also use a shower. Buuuuut," Remy drew out the word as he shrugged off his jacket and pulled off his jeans, before crawling into bed with Logan. "You can always do that tomorrow," he finishes, pulling Logan to his chest, holding him rather tightly in case he planned on escaping.
Knowing Logan, he'd probably just get right back up early tomorrow and continue working, but for now, Logan could use some sleep. And he was finally relaxed enough to get some.
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velvet-disc · 1 year
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“cas resident tries building, instantly regrets it”
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vhgr · 1 year
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙸𝙲 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈?
your result — the sweet supporting character
i wanna be your grandma so bad, please let me pinch your face and knit you a sweater. you're most likely the best friend of the protagonist, and there's some possible overlap between you and the narrator. you're sweet and try very hard to be selfless. you watch the ones you love descend into darkness, and make every effort to help them through it all. it's not enough. you keep trying to make it enough. you provide comic relief, a listening ear, a hug, advice── any method of support you can think of. your own personal tragedy isn't documented. sometimes you wish it was, even though you're the one who ensures it is not. you want people to care for you the way you do for others. but you refuse to ask for it, so you wait for others to read between the lines. they usually don't. at least you're the one who gets to survive the tragedy. no matter how many times you beg to trade places, it is always you at the end, sitting at someone else's grave.
tagged by: @bronzebtch 🥲 tagging: @vullcanica (nik or silas 🤨) and all of you on the dash 🧐
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ask-alf-oddworld · 9 months
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knock knock
…Who’s there?
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lorenlily · 1 year
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am i procrastinating making a phone call? you can bet i am 👍
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